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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MwNUMM4iRb0
American soldiers crying and saying "PLEASE LORD" while under mortar attack

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M5fgRgAk9uk
British soldiers under mortar fire laughing and joking


Can /pol/ explain this discrepancy ? Why are US soldiers such cowards ?
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Damn, brits don't give a fuck
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>>61250643
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH

Americucks, when will they learn?
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>>61250643
Firstly britfag, have you ever been under a mortar attack?

Secondly, why shitpost and divide us white people? Do you want the white race to die?

Finally, are you organized and/or actually fighting for a white, better Europe? I am organized, so get of your ass and do something with your life instead of shitposting.

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aasb8o_yV9I
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>>61250643
Americans...
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>>61250643
>British soldiers under mortar fire laughing and joking
Living in the muslim UK is basically same as living in middle-east. The cuck brits are so desensitize to muslim violence.
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>>61250643
because outliers on either side of the argument

Has nothing to do with nationality, we are both equally pampered but the Americans in the video are probably pogs or fresh recruits while the Brits are probably Vets
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>>61250982
Haha that's pretty funny, except the tides are changing and we will cleanse Europa of the arabs/muslims and jews!
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The british cuck soldiers are thinking: "oh well, atleast its safer than the streets of london to a white man".
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>>61250982
>>61251095
t. ahkmad ibn al-shabaan
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>>61251080
>except the tides are changing and we will cleanse Europa of the arabs/muslims and jews!
Hopefully, its about time! Im ready, armed and willing.
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Brits can't comprehend that muslims are trying to kill them. They'll just keep laughing about it until they amd their country is dead.
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>>61250643
i cant even lie i'm ashamed. Mother fucker some spic gang members started a gang war infront of my house once and my sisters entered warmode, fucking bitches acted more manly then those soldiers
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Because in America we falsely believe military service is a right of passage to manhood. So cowards join all the time with the hopes of "boot camp wasnt what it used to be, they cant hit me anymore" and "a global war wont happen again, so this will be a nice way to get my camaro"
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>>61251070
This.

OP is low-quality bait.
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>>61250874
This
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>>61250643
Check out the cherry picking, its like you guys like to pick out some greenies who just showed up against people who have probably been there for awhile.

US Marines and British SAS fighting together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01v0sUra-yg

US Marines having RPG-7s shot overhead and exploding above them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd0CefIqMGw
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>>61251070
>dirt in rifle barrel

Every fucking time
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>>61251234
Well we must either kill them (harder option) or deport them (easiest option) or the third option which is the very european way of doing things - DEUS VULT THE SHIT OUT OF THIS FILTH!

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLLYt-2SaZ8
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ex British soldiers I talked to liked the Americans, the yanks would fly in Pizza Hut or whatever, the Brits were always "borrowing" American kit.

The one thing the Americans liked from the Brits was the webbing & pouch stuff.

As for being calm under fire, bear in mind the UK has a class system, working class soldiers are firmly in the "grateful for what we're given" mentality. If you're more long term focused with middle class aspirations, you're more concerned about getting killed. Many British soldiers end up being heavy drinkers and not progressing in life.
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>>61250874
This. We have to stop shitpsoting and paying each other out, we are all white brothers and must stay together to survive.
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>>61250643
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>>61251745
Agreed, all white brothers and sisters must unite under one banner!

Btw, strayamate, does anyone in Australia live in the middle of your country or is it just dead desert lands?

And how christian are australians?
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>>61251745
>We have to stop shitpsoting and paying each other out
What is this? Shitpostception?
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SCUSE MY LANGUAGE
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>>61251962
Shit he is not shitposting, strayamate is just confirming what needs to be done waffelbro!
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>>61251951
Of course brother and more and more whites need to realize this.
Nah not that many live in the middle it is too hot. majority of our population lives on the coast. Not massively, but Christianity is defiantly the biggest religion here. For example of my close mates (about 6 guys) only one fo them is religious and he is Greek orthodox.
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>>61251668
Hahaha how much shit can one person talk
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BSzBCgbicbA

How do you fuck up this bad
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>>61252154
Pilot gets tired and probably heard the location wrong, or maybe let the bomb loose too early. who knows.
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>>61252055
Ok thanks for the information!

Do Australia have any nationalist party? I saw someguys doing a demo once, do they have a political party? One of them had short red hair and was dressed in a brown shirt, talking about your countrys heritage and history!
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>>61250643
This has always been the case with American troops.

They are too used to war from the movies and video games, and don't understand what combat is really about.

After a few years they harden up, but every other nation's fresh recruits who just hit the battlefield have never acted like this, particularly the UK and Australia,.
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>>61250643
Why don't they fight back?
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>>61252256
I believe so yes, but in Australia we have only two parties that make it into power, the Labor party (left wing) and Liberal party (right wing).
Australians don't give a fuck about any of this shit but, we are a very blue pilled nation.
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AHM FAHKN MINGAHN
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>>61250643
Because the us army is a welfare employment program. Because they care more about female army rangers and faggots being able to serve openly than discipline and quality of training.

America is a has been piece of shit resting on past laurels. Like a fat, overweight, blind boxer who still talks about being a champion
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>>61250643
It's like one group of soldiers has more experience in country than another one. Haven't you learned not to generalize?
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Maybe because most US soldiers are just kids that are going to the army for the money, while in Britain they are professional soldiers.

It's like our army, we have a militia, which means that we are full of idiots that would piss their pants and cry for mommy if war happened.
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>>61252398
Sorry to hear that you guys are bluepilled, not all of you but even tough some people are stupid you should try to talk to them, speaking the truth!

Godspeed brother, keep safe and good luck living a happy white life building up a family and defending our race!
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It's simple.

British troops join to fight and defend the Crown.

American troops enlist for glory and to make their family proud.

Most American troops shouldn't even be there in the first place. They're all children that have aspirations beyond war, and after they finish their duty they will typically go onto university and be someone.

British troops are the opposite. After their duty, they head to the pub with their mates and piss away their pension.

It's pretty much the reason why American troops in WW2 were largely inefficient, particuarly in the pacific. MacArthur would always put Australian troops on the front lines, and American troops on reserve. It wasn't because the Americans were bad, it's because they were scared and would rout the moment anything larger than a pellet gun encroached on their position.
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>>61250874
I can agree with this sentiment
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>>61250643
this guy shits on all of the rest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9k05CbXmqE
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>>61252649
Got a source on this load of shit you posted.
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>>61250643
How do you let this happen?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_nfjx0vnos
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A nazi mod has deleted multiple posts in this thread.

Fuck off nigger
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>>61252649
haha what are you on about youre talking nonsense. take a break, go make a cup of tea or something
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>>61252649
>British troops join to fight and defend the Crown.

No they don't

Most British soldiers are from Northeast England or Scotland, they don't care about what the Queen has for breakfast in Windsor

They're from economically deprived areas and they sign up to make a living
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>>61250643
Does this surprise you OP?

Despite what you read or hear or what Hollywood tells you, Americans are quite cowardly.

Having served alongside them in Afghanistan, there are marked differences between British and American soldiers.

American soldiers once motivated aren't as bad as any other but they do have a 'Rambo complex' that exists until they meet hostile fire.

Americans think the Brits are too laid back and casual and don't really understand this attitude, even in the mess - Brits eat and chat but Americans eat as much as they can and seem to think it's just a refueling exercise.

I'm not saying that any countries forces are better than others but there are profound differences.
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All these non combat vets talking shit like they know what it is.

I would chalk up a lot of it to MOS/specialty and time in theater.

The first time I got mortared it was scary, the last? 2nd to last day in country and I was getting my hair cut; flip barber ran to the bunkers and I was so 'eh whatever' I just kept reading my maxim and didn't get up out of the chair. Only time, once I got used to it, that was legitimately pucker inspiring was when I was out on patrol and we got bracketed. That's scary because you know that there's several people trying to kill you and they're reasonably well trained.
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>>61252880
>>61253025
>>61253045
http://www.nettally.com/jrube/@guadaug.html
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It's still morning, must be britbong banter time.
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>>61250643
OP you're a gobshite this is old as fuck and has been discussed 1230791023701273 times here

you're probably not even English
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>>61252884
what you talking about mate, that was fucking textbook!
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>>61253492
Its textbook to crash an expensive jet aircraft that was in working condition?
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>>61253183
>Despite what you read or hear or what Hollywood tells you, Americans are quite cowardly.

Comparing a working class lad from Sunderland to an American of a more comfortable upbringing is not straightforward.
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>>61253637
Keep in mind a lot of Army and Marines get recruited right out of high school, it literally is some 18 year old kid getting shipped to Iraq or Afghanistan.
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Brits are the toughest, most skilled fighters

Yanks just have money, big weapons and tons and tons of support

if the UK had americas money we would dominate the world
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>>61250643
cherries, you like to pick them
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>>61250874
>Secondly, why shitpost and divide us white people?
>us white people
>America
>white

I think you're the one who's shitposting, Svev Cuckson
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I would also enjoy my life while being under mortar attack as long as I didnt have to return to kebabistan
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>>61254085
You did have our money once
Except we decided to stop giving you money and beat your professional army with farmers and second-hand muskets
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>>61250874

Because it is against US strategic interests for a better Europe. The US intervention in the Middle East and destabilising of the region was planned by think groups who definitely concluded that millions upon millions would flee to Europe. They decided that that would be advantageous to them as a secondary purpose.
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>>61252649
This is why Brits join:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4zdgKK8_-E

This is why Americans join:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Mw1SB5P_FM
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>>61253594

its British way
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>>61253637
It's nothing to do with where they are from but Americans are far more emotionally involved like in OPs video (but usually not as bad) Brits tend to be more pragmatic and trained to take these encounters as part of the process.

Like I said i am not going to get into a silly 'Brit Army is better than Yank Army' but we have a different approach - even an American soldier will tell you that!
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>>61254085
Whatever grandpa.

>b-britannia rules the w-w-waves
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>>61254267
Well memed
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>>61250643
Brits don't value their lives and are eager to be replaced by Abdul.
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>>61254267
>"We"
>Brits living on a different continent decided to fight for economic independence
>Subsequently let in the great unwashed of Europe

You were us once, now you're different. Too much Swedish, German and Italian in you to be war heroes now.
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>>61252649
Sounds like brits are fags
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>>61253183
They know they'll be hero-worshipped when they get back, they probably feel like they have to take it seriously and not enjoy themselves
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inb4 England becomes New Cuckland
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>>61251745
>stop shitposting
wew lad good one
The white race is strengthened and defined by quality shitposting. Given your flag I'll assume this is a facetious shitpost.
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>>61254515
Hahahahaha holy shit. This is fucking hilarious.
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Fuck you


http://youtu.be/EsNIJmGOAJI
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>>61254985
Gunpowder is good for the meat.
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>>61254515

>that music
>that lava monster

"We want the World of Warcraft audience" - US Marines
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>>61254903
This is akin to what I have sad earlier.

Americans seem to think that a real battlefield is a video game or an installment of Starship Troopers!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPvVacN41lY

>American Air support
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>>61254515
Fucking what
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>>61250643
Because anything is better than living on that island.. let me tell you, especially now that it is so "Asian".
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>>61250643
Because the Brits have a CRAM which makes them invincible when it comes to mortars and the americans don't you retard.
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>>61255169
Or maybe it is an old recruitment ad from 1998 when the US military was not involved in any real conflict at the time.

These days Marine recruitment ads are a circlejerk about being "THE FEW, THE PROUD, THUH MAHREENS"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYrBSTBHCS4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvQal582NfU
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>>61254515
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHA

WHAT THE FUCK AMREICA
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>>61252649

I live near 5 military bases and this is pretty spot on,

most of the americans that join the military are fresh out of highschool that have little to no skill

but need or want money to start up their life

all while making family mom and dad proud and happy.

(I live in DC/Maryland)
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>>61254478
here are some links that our governmnet declassificed that support your statment-sh

All we honestly want is to bring freedom to your country [spoiler]and that fucking black oil[/spoiler]

https://www.foia.state.gov/searchapp/DOCUMENTS/HRCEmail_DecWebClearedMeta/31-C1/DOC_0C05779612/C05779612.pdf
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>>61255340

Your adverts are so different to ours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhahiQJhfTo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbvMPaeUvvs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyTVt299NP8
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The brits are laughing and joking because explosions and Islamist extremism remind them of home.
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>>61254705
we currently have the best hunter killer submarines in the world
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Brits really are really brave
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>>61255340
With all due respect burgerbro, they both still sound like a trailer for Starship Troopers.
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I don't have to explain anything to you mohammed
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>>61255508
Yeah thats the cost of maintaining a large volunteer army.. The overall troop quality is lower.

Also many of us are so annoyed with the current state of US politics, we wouldn't join, so they miss out on some good people that way. Its no accident Ron Paul was in the military, yet Rand Paul was not, despite both being patriots.
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>>61254515
That cant be real...
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>>61255673
..is that a bad thing?
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Time in theater / experience in general leads to very different reactions. One of my instructors was telling me that by the end of his first tour he was so indifferent about dying that when his platoon found an IED he just walked over and picked it up. No fucks given, though he says in hindsight that was probably one of the stupidest things he could've done.
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Royal marines = Hardest basic training of any unit on earth.
British infantry soldier = longest basic training in the world.

In my view our soldiers are the best trained.

Our armed forces is the only thing i can be proud of in this country anymore.

https://youtu.be/tbQfdIJx7gw?t=180
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>>61255673
Don't lie though, you know you would like to know more.
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>>61250643
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M5fgRgAk9uk
>Fucking hell
>Excuse my language

Never change Britain, never change
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>>61255661
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>>61255837
Is adding females to combat positons on the ground with the royal marines a thing? Or something being pushed?
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>>61254515
What the fuck was that?
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>>61255585
Its to reach a different group i suppose, one targets kids from high school and either tells them they can be heroes or as the Army does "you get to get skills for civilian life" or "We are a team and we are ARMY STRONG" while you guys go for a more career military vibe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkdPfbOp_8g
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I'm pretty sure the only reason why Britbongs don't give a shit about anything any more is they watched not only one of the greatest colonial empires of the world crumble into dust after the Bongs had control of a good deal of the planet, but they're watching their heartland slowly collapsing into a Muslim dominated Caliphate.

What surprises me more is they shit talk the USMC when they have Cockneys (Essentially British Niggers) who won't even kick Achmed's ass for smacking the wimbly dimbly happy hour out of his mitts.
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>>61250643
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2ZVihACwQ0

vs

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkCtipt6kqU

Don't let the media jew you

It's crunch time

Jews are going all out to stop Trump and 1776 waking up again

FIGHT for your nation and future

FUCK the NWO
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>>61250643
Gallows humour. Its a very British thing, evident in a lot of our comedy.
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>>61256250
Any time an Ameriturd brings up colonialism, every British person on Earth rests his face in his hands in embarrassment.
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>>61250643
Americans hiding in a tent.
Brits protected by buildings and tanks surrounding them.

Plus you can tell the mortars hit close by the Americans when the dirt got kicked up.
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>>61255850
kek

>>61256113
See my comment here>>61255673
>Find out more?

It's two very different approaches mate.
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>>61256033
they tried to put a woman through the basic training and she failed something like 7 times and then they basically lowered the standards to say she passed, (it was just a test to see if women were cut out for it)but from what i'm aware of there will be no women on the front lines with the british infantry and most certainly not the royal marines.

They don't intend on lowering the standards so even if they let women join they would never pass the physical.
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>>61250643
>getting mortared
>"fucking ell"
>"excuse my language"

i love being british
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>>61256317
No we don't . . .Now get off your proxy and stop being a turd.
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>>61256262
This is true.

Part of how the people cope living somewhere cold and rainy.
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>>61254515
>the lack of american responses to this post
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>>61256375
So Britain still has much progress to make aye :)?

Seriously though I hope you guys hold strong. Obama is opening the flood gates as fast as he can. Soon the military will just become an adult boy/girl scouts with liberal propaganda training and free shit.
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>>61256482
see >>61255340
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>>61256482
Tbh on phone and too lazy to open every youtube vid thats posted mate
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>>61250643
i think americans in general are more fearful than other people. We are the sheltered gated community "cool rich kid'' of the world.
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>>61256317
>Implying the British Empire at one point wasn't one of the strongest
Had we legitimately not jewed them by getting the help of the Hessians and French we'd still be part of the Kingdom, and Mexico, and a little bit of France.

But it's all in the past now.
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>>61256655
same faging i know but double dubs confirm.
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>>61255131
That is how they recruit. I don't get it. The marines want lanklets and lard asses with a decent education to dumb them down and physically turn them to the polar opposite. It's part of the marketing and propaganda behind the corp in my opinion.
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>>61250643

>FUCKIN' 'ELL. 'scuse my language. That alrigh', yeah?
>Yeah, no problem at all

love it m8
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>>61256655
I notice it is worse with city kids.
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>>61256574
Why the fuck are your ads so ungritty? Its the same with your film industry as well
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>>61254731
And now you are us mate, hows the integration going?
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>>61256664
Nah . . .being realistic, you would be commonwealth, like Australia or Canada.
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Heres some British troops in a close firefight with the Taliban and you can see the legs of the dead Taliban at the end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jqz5Yi4K5uU
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AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

TRULY THE WORLDS GREATEST MILITARY, RIGHT BUCK?
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>>61250643
>American soldiers
>Cowards

Coming from a Britcuck I find your bait lacking.

Also where did you serve?
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>>61256664
The only reason you won was because the French attacked our sugar plantations in the Caribbean and we decided that was more important than the colonies in America.

You are literally worth less than sugar.
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>>61255837
what?

https://youtu.be/SG4KSky67is
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>>61251668
Congratulations you win shitposter of the year
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>>61256823
Just the way we do it, i can't really tell you why because im unsure why we do that either.
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I think this is mainly upbrining. The Brits still have the stiff upper lip mentality, it seems to carry through in how they deal with life. Hardship is something to be endured with a smile and a joke. Yanks seem to be far more emotional, they get pumped up easy when they're winning but don't deal so well when shit goes south.

I think it come from the America always wins attitude. They've never been tought they can lose.
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>>61256823
They want to avoid scaring prospective recruit's mothers, and making it real and gritty wakes people up to what the military is really supposed to be about.

Instead they try to make it look like some nationalistic form of green peace or salvation army, or "the worlds police" etc.

They dont want to put forth the attitude of the US military being in the business of killing people.
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>>61254515
im ashamed. jesus end this clown country!
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>>61256919
>An entire colony system founded on a business venture from 1609
>Worthless
>When America turned around and had been one of the greatest countries on the planet before the niggers fucked it up by getting freedom and the right to vote
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>>61256113

The British ones try to represent the military for what it is, the US ones try to stir up muh patriotism and muh feels

>>61255585
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>>61256919
Clearly evidence of the smart tactical thinking that allowed the English to maintain their empire well into the 21st century.

(Sarcasm is good bantz in british culture, no?)
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>>61251373
This. So many people who have absolutely no business joining the military do it because they grew up with insecurities; maybe they were bullied or have always been skeletons or fat, whatever the case. These people join the military (usually as some pencil pushing POG) thinking that somehow this will magically turn them into pussy magnet alphas.
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>>61250643
If you haven't been under contact yourself, you have absolutely no right to comment at all.
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>>61254515

HOLY FUCK MY SIDES

EXPLAIN YOURSELVES AMERICA
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>>61256536
i doubt that very much, people from our countries like to banter about our armed forces but we're both highly professional and allowing women in crucial roles on the frontline would be adding unnecessary risk.


>>61256942
if you're trying to say the US marines training is harder than the Elite Royal marine commandos because they shout at you.. then i don't know what to tell you mate.
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You cunts haven't seen anything yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrrVaFfcC8I

Shitposting is a way of life over here.
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>>61256996
>Yanks seem to be far more emotional, they get pumped up easy when they're winning but don't deal so well when shit goes south.

I've experienced this first hand playing video games with Yanks.

The moment the team starts losing, everyone starts blaming each other and getting emotional.

When they're winning everyone's happy and friends.
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>>61250643
>the redcoats ran away when they met Kentucky rifles at Round Mountain

Moving Goalposts the Thread
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>>61254515

USA is a meme of itself.
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>>61255756
Starship Troopers is satire
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>>61257196
Am i looking at a military recruitment ad or a video for a college?
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>>61254515

That's because our military advertisements are targeting high-school kids who just turned 18 and have no direction in life, but want to feel like they are standing for something important. The goal is to get as many people to sign recruitment contracts as possible and 17-18 year old kids are vulnerable to this kind of marketing.

It looks like the British advertisements are trying to appeal only to badasses and filter out the non-badasses.
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>>61257158
>Implying you don't want to fight a fucking lava monster.
Imagine the bragging rights.
>Oh you have a confirmed hand to hand kill against a Taliban fighter? That's cool. I killed a 40 foot tall lava monster with a sword.
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>>61251597
I think we need to deport, ban muslims and BUILD WALL. We need to learn from Trump the Great.
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>>61250643
You're wrong OP, there are some very clear and distinct Americans in the second one that are flipping out.
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>>61257079
To be fair, you would have to do the same if the US weren't subsidizing defence for the whole EU. We need a large military not necessary an elite one to fill that role of European protector. Since we do that, the UK can focus on having a smaller, higher quality, force with a greater density of specialized troops. We already have most of the cannon fodder, and "police men".

I feel bad for Ukraine, though at least it was Russians not Arabs who took Crimea. We should have let them have nukes or expanded our nuclear defense armament in the area, instead we did neither to appease Russia and have nothing to show for it.
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>>61257166
how can you compare comandos to basic marines and soldiers? and yes I am Ive helped train roysl marines at FT IrWin NTC before they headed out to afghanistan and just like a majority of the U.S. soldiers and marines they where lazy and complained alot
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>>61250643
is this a spot the newfags thread?
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>>61257383
"how can you compare comandos to basic marines and soldiers"

you were the one comparing them.. literally what..
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>>61250643
pls help
what film is the gif from in OP-post?
here is a rare pepe for you
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>>61257204
Thank PC culture for teaching that everyone wins and other socialist marxist garbage. Also they teach not taking responsibility, everything is the systems fault.
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>Polish Army commercial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSXQAwPOz_Q
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>>61257291
It's like college except you get to shoot cunts and ride on scooters in Thailand and they pay you.
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>>61257482
>TFW Slavs convince you to sign up with their military better than your ancestor's homeland and your own country
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>>61257465

the video was to illustrate basic royal marines training vs basic US marines. an equal comparicon to the comandos would be rangers or marine force recon
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Brits have some meme adverts of their own.

>Humanitarian crisis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCyjps6rS_Y
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You've posted this before faggot. In a thread last year. It's cherry picking.
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>German Navy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR0lWICH3rY
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>>61257625
>human
>itarian
...kek
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>>61257625
>RAF
>Military
Choose one
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>>61257482
I take it you are a Pole living in Britain??

This is just an an American Army ad . . .full of fancy music and glory!
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Not politics either
>>>/int/
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>>61250643
>generalizing the entire military based on 1 person
>mfw
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>>61257465
FT irwin california I helped niggas train before they went to theatre

https://youtu.be/t-02Ed9EzQc
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>>61257741
>>61257752
>>61257760
Civil war 2.0
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>>61250643
This thread is fucking stupid. How can you blame a bunch of young men who've seen and heard about soldiers getting their legs blown off, rarely see their enemy yet live in constant fear, and often come home shell-shocked for being afraid. It's not a big game
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>Serbian Army

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYJSW-cYf5w
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>>61250643
I havent seen this thread in a while.
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>>61257837
Last time i saw this thread was on /k/ last year.
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>>61257586
no no no, i think you're misunderstanding.. Royal marines are ELITE.

http://www.royalnavy.mod.uk/news-and-latest-activity/news/2013/october/10/131010-us-marine-tackle-bottom-field>>61257794
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>>61257752

makes sense
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>>61257882

Saw it on /lgbt/ last week
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>>61257796
Make it happen, southern blacks vs. northern whites. race war when?
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>>61257800
>>61257837
>>61257882
It's actually quite interesting if you watch the videos . .. .. The recruitment videos are very different and quite worthwhile to note!
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>Ukrainian armed forces commercial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7mj8KGRgKI
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>>61257899
and I'm saying having worked with them, not all of them are.
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>>61254515
>Be a teenager
>See this commerical
>Walked past Marine office
>Joined Army
>Turns our the Army was just a bunch of misfits that saw the marine commercial and weren't allowed in...
MFW
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>>61258028
>we are here to protect freedom
WHEN YOU WANT IT DONE RIGHT YOU CALL THE PROFESSIONALS
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>>61258158
IIRC Marines have lower standards than the US Army, even going as far as to take people who are about to get sent to jail.
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>>61258158
Well no shit, the Marines hold themselves to a higher standard than the Army. In the Army you're basically worthless and liable to die even more than somebody in the USMC because those idiots fucking set up camp in population centers in Iraq/Afghanistan and let themselves get accustomed to noises that would otherwise put other branches on alert.
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>>61254692

Most Americans new to the army are from more comfortable surroundings than a working class lad from Glasgow/Newcastle.

On top of that the US military is better funded, so Afghanistan is more of culture shock, going from AAA+ training facilities to reghead central is more of a culture shock.

Then as I said, there's the class system factor, plus other things. A fairer comparison might be the US Marines vs the British Army.

Anyway regardless, generally speaking are Americans viewed as cowards? If anything, the typical Spaniard/Austrian/whatever would say Americans speak their mind, are rightwing and love guns, is this cowardly?

If the United States f.e. has a standard of living and duty of care *far beyond* Russia or China, is it understandable that newbie soldiers act differently compared to Oleg Slavkov who killed his pet dog because he lacked money for food.
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>>61258237
Where were you for Crimea?

The US armed forces is a mirage.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jz3e2_CyOi8

You may be asking yourselves, Britcucks, how we promptly destroyed that enemy mortar position in OP's related video;
or how we easily desecrated your terrible and amateur rulership of us during the 18th century.
It's because you. don't. win. at all.
you never have. you never will. ever again.
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>>61258128
you've not been in the field with them and neither have i.

By the fact of them being royal marines which there is only 3,000 or so of makes them elite.
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Well if you look at the American version you can tell they are green zone pogs. The Pommys in the 2nd vid are grunts. Pogs and grunts two totally different animals. That's the real difference nut US vs UK.
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>>61258331
>"With one simple mission..."
>Freedom?
>Protect our families?
>Glory?
>Valor?

>"Win!"
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Maybe the americans are rookies and the brits are experienced survived not one of such attacks.
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lol, look at all these lesser powers talking shit - i can cherry pick videos too faggot. USA soldiers are the best. fuck you.
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>>61258437
Yea let's see how far 'saving the queen' got you back when you WERE a world power.
Now you're just an island filled with nothing but regret, sorrow, and sheep fucking inbreds.
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>>61258570

>mfw le amerifats can't handle the bantz
>mfw le amerifats are triggered
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>>61258570
It's always the same retort with you Americans

>MUH COLONIES

If we cared, we would have taken it back.

We didn't.
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What the hell did OP expect?
This is like having two kids competing against each other but one is rich and got by with fancy shit and the other was less well off and forced to win by his strength and discipline alone.
America gets blasted with movie after movie of USA #1 and glorifying the soldier life that many kids join the army because of fucking Call of Duty. They get basic training and some of the best gear science and engineering has to offer and are shipped off overseas and get mind broken under duress.
Poortugal sees this shit and trains their commando special forces by not teaching them how to work fancy gadgets but to have an unshakable will and unbreakable mind. People died during training to make them self actualized soldiers and not cannon fodder. Heck, a few years back a recruit got stabbed during training.
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>>61258280
marines are faggots literaly they re the broed out branch of the military. yes the army does have alot of dumb fucks but plays a larger role and has more recruits. every marine i talk to in a personal setting says that they perpetually make sfit harder and do stupid shit all the time. so they may have higher standards for the recruits but they unscrew the lid and remove the brain hence why they're called jar heads
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>>61254515
whaaa
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>>61250643
>Can /pol/ explain this discrepancy ? Why are US soldiers such cowards ?
Butchered dicks. It's that simple.
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>>61258787
This desu
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>>61258677
No, don't fucking give me the 'we didn't care' excuse.

Stop being a little bitch and just face the harsh reality that you're terrible world leaders.

It was our time to rise up and above your silly country.
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>>61258710
>Unscrew the head and remove the brain, hence why they're called jarheads
More like it's because the high military regulation haircut literally gives their heads that appearance you dipshit.
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>>61258824
>Personifying an entire nation by my remarks

I AM A KEK, BRITAIN IS THE WORST NATION ON EARTH
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>>61252862
Based Givi, are him and motorola still alive?
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The incentives to join the US Army are greater than the incentives to join the British Army so they get a different sort of people.
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>>61258301
>Americans speak their mind, are rightwing and love guns, is this cowardly?
Talking the talk and walking the walk are very different mate, Americans seem to learn the hard way, whereas Brits know what to expect!

> A fairer comparison might be the US Marines vs the British Army
I can't argue against this, US soldiers aren't trained to the same standards as a 'so-called British equivalent'

but I don't dismiss the US Army on this alone.
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American army is a much more aggressive recruiter and it is easier to get in. It's also not considered a 'normal' career option in Europe, only hard lads try to get in.

European militaries are numerically shit and reject a lot of recruits due to nomonies but at least they filter out the psychologically weak shits this way.
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>>61259027
"As a former Recon Marine I had the honor and opportunity to work with the RMC's. There's not even a remote simularity between the two. The Royal Marines are a Special Operations unit that operate as Commandos and have to attend specialized schools in order to obtain the title. The US Marines are a conventional fighting force and are therefore a completely different entity in comparrison."


best answer i could find.
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>>61258999
Czeched
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>>61251467
>US Marines having RPG-7s shot overhead and exploding above them

The British do it without walls surrounding them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAAdMc6Abio
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>>61258657
Bantz = lazy insults.
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>>61258872
no. sorry they are dumb as fuck and bitch alot I mean you know your either a marine so it's been pounded into you that your some high speed fighting force or your a civilian and the same applies just not to the same scale.
Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Not
Expected
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>>61251080

Goddamn German women are ugly
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>>61259254
My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equipment
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>>61254515
Holy shit, this is amazing
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>>61250643
They're probably equally terrified, just different ways of coping with imminent death.
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>>61254515
To be fair I've never seen this before, and it looks like it was made back in the 80s or 90s. Most commercials for the military that I've watched are more akin to the British one.
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>>61250643
Simply put. The Brits are famous for having a "stiff upper lip". If they are actually afraid, the only person they're going to show is themselves. The culturally derived thoughts of the British make them superb soldiers.

Americans, too, used to make fine soldiers. But American culturally derived thought processes have changed to where that's not necessarily the case anymore.
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>>61250643
>US REMF
>UK Infantry
You see the UK doesn't have REMFs, since they get almost all of their logistical support from us.
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>>61258677
Eh, you kinda did. Ever heard of the War of 1812. It was eclipsed by the war in Europe but very important from an American perspective
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>>61259456
>Americans, too, used to make fine soldiers

This has never been the case.

It's the complete reverse. American troops used to be absolutely dog shit, now they've learned a thing or two from their European comrades.
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>>61258301

I disagree. Our grunts/average soldiers don't come from the middle class. Its mostly poor country white boys and blacks that actually want to leave the ghetto and have nothing to lose at all if they die.
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>>61259563
Most of the 1812 fighting was done by Indians, British did very little to attempt to re-control the colonies.
>>
estonian navy training
https://youtu.be/7n2_WNJWCT8
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>>61259632
Dont you lot give some criminals the option to enlist or get jailed?
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>>61258301
A lot of the people on the front line are drawn from the working class and even the working poor. I can't speak on behalf of a Glaswegian or a Geordie, but I'm sure there are a lot of Americans with similar upbringings.
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>>61259195
Bantz = Jokes and laughs between friends.
But you're too autistic to have friends.
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>>61259787
not anymore. they abolished that when we became a strictly volunteer force.
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>yes, trolling /pol/ is this easy!
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>>61259655
Yeah, I see where you're coming from. Only about 8% of the British war effort was directed towards America. But still, was Waterloo won by the British alone?
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>>61259836
you just insulted me.
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>>61254085
Why don't you start your second-wave of world domination by stopping immigrants from dominating your people?

Kinda hard to rule the world when you're second-class citizens in the country you've inhabited for thousands of years.
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>>61257300
The British army also targets 16+ year olds, even with a 16-18 yrs old military college.

The problem is the constant,
>MUH FREEDOM
>MUH 'MERICA GREATEST
>MUH TROOPS IS DA BEST
That attitude attracts glory hunters, and those that feel like they lack as a person so they need to join for the confidence boast. but the British army is more focused on the development of it's soldiers i.e the slogan for the Royal Navy "Born <blank> made in the Royal Navy". We also don't but our soldiers on a pedestal like Americans do.
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>>61259456
>stiff upper lip

There is, or was, a different attitude in Jollye Olde. Returning soldiers could taken to task for going on about "being up to me neck in bullets". The kind of thing that could get you accused of "playing to the galleries". American war movies show a different take. Maudlin, sentimental, and emotional; a lot of whimpering about the Kid From Brooklyn.

American are a fairly emotional bunch.
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>>61260194
>you just insulted me.
that was intended, we're not friends remember.
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>>61250643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwqHpMwGY2g
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>>61260298
That's a small part, you've got people joining the US military for shit like college and welfare too.
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>>61250643
British soldiers have long been known to be incompetent. Few minor incidents to the contrary doesn't mean shit.

Only things that is going for Britain are Intelligence and PR.
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>>61260164
>was Waterloo won by the British alone?
Troops were both Prussian and British, the commander was British.
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>>61260477
>British soldiers have long been known to be incompetent
American dream
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>>61254515
Royal Commandos are elite forces

Marines are lumpen infantry

The advertisements for our special forces are more subtle than yours however. It's not much about muh tuffness and are you bad enough to not get stuck underwater swimming through a water tunnel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmta7GwXCpo
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>>61260477
Brits won the falklands war alone, British soldiers haven't been known to be incompetent, it has being the labour politicians that restricted the building of bases in Iraq and Afghanistan.
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>>61259195
>>61259836
>>61260194
>>61260366
>This is how conversations go in real life between anglos and burgers.
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>>61250643

Because the Brits realize they have nothing to live for anymore and when they get back home they will be stoned as infidel crusaders.
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>>61260617
Falklands was a war with shit tier Argentina though. That would be like the US being like "GUYS WE CAN SHIT ON THE PINOYS"
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>>61254515
I won't lie, I remember that damn commercial. But I wasn't stupid enough to believe we'd be fighting lava monsters. It probably managed to get some retards.
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>>61260596
That's because you have to of already served in the armed forces to join the SAS or SBS...

SAS get most of their members from the parachute regiment which is elite in itself..

SBS get most of their members from the royal marines.
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>>61260596
they are not "elite" theyre just advanced infantry, if you want to compare, compare them to the sas.
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>>61260596
>The advertisements for our special forces are more subtle than yours however.
ARE YOU HAVING A LAUGH?

Have you seen the recruitment vids posted in this thread?
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>>61254515
Still not the worst I've seen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjAXJaFydwM
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>>61261023
Do you think standard Army and Jarhead grunts are SOCOM?
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>>61261109
10/10 would pair with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw

BTW this was used as a recruitment music video.
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>>61260596
The Royal Marines aren't special forces, matey, they're just higher-tier than most of the Army.

Our equivalent to the SEALS would be the SBS. As for advertisements, we can't really compare them since the SAS/SBS don't recruit from the public.
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>>61261109
this can't be real
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>>61261318
>Our equivalent to the SEALS would be the SBS
Errrr .. . No.
Pray tell me sir . .. .what are your qualifications with regard to making this awful comparison?
>>
>this thread

It's like I'm on /b/ in 2007.
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>>61261512
Fine, the better comparison would be with DEVGRU. What I meant was that the Royal Marines are in no way comparable to SEALS.
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>>61261662
Wait, we aren't?

WHAT YEAR IS IT?!
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>>61254267
who /vietcong/ here.
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>>61258522
nigga u rare
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>>61260477
in my opinion the leadership is the incompetent bit as in the old days most of them paid to command troops and after that got banned they got moved up the chain fast as their regimental commander went to school with their dad. or sons took their fathers place in the local regiment. the Tommy Atkins in the ranks was just as good as a regular soldier in a foreign army provided he was lead effectively by someone who wasn't too inbred. it didn't help that until after ww1 British infantry doctrine was let the officers and senior NCO make all the decisions, which led to a lack of initiative in the ranks due to a fear of getting flogged or worse.
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>>61250643

It is simple you trouser stain, the Brit unit is obviously seasoned as fuck.

The American unit was green as fuck.
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>>61261744
Listen kid . . . .sometimes it's best not to say anything, especially if you haven't got a clue what you are talking about.

SEALS and SBS have totally different roles, if you want to do the 'My dad is bigger than your dad' shit, then go and troll a You-Tube video!
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>>61258522
I am pretty sure i never even heard of where you are from but that is an accurate observation.

>INB4 Dumb burger cant into geography
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>>61258522
GOTCHA
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>>61262051
they are north of south Africa east of Namibia and west of Zimbabwe/Rhodesia they are one of the relatively safe countries in Africa for white people
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>>61261951
Your opinion is a load of shit, there's a severe lack of proof any of what you posted has any truth to it, other than the local regiment stuff which did happen.
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>>61262282
Cool, might be worth checking out some day.
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WE WUZ REDCOATS N SHEEIT
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>>61250643
Pogs and non-pogs.

Fag.
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>>61262461
JESUS, FUCKING WHY
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>>61262356
well then would you care to correct me? I admit I do get my information from very dated books so perhaps you know more accurate information than what has been provided to me.
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>>61250643

Brits are funny, cheeky cunts and Americans are pussy jocks.

What's new about that?

It's common knowledge throughout the planet's military
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>>61254515
>Brits making fun of us for preparing to engage the legions of hell
your loss
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>>61262513
>Pogs and non-pogs.

This tbqh.
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>>61262787
MFW America defends the world from the Four Horsemen of the apocalypse in the name of Freedom and the American way
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>>61250643
>The difference between POGs and infantry
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These videos are like 10 years old.

Still funny though, but it's hardly news.
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Brits don't give a fuck, they were probably thinking about TEA
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I kind of want to join US marines just because of how easy it would be
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>>61262759
I have never encountered Spanish soldiers, never thought about the reasons why either, come across Bulgarians and Danish in Afghanistan but never Spanish . . ..did you guys ever go to Afghanistan?
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i'd join the army if it wasn't some kind of prison you intentionally go to
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>>61263079
You wouldn't pass the dental exam.
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>>61250643
>Fucking hell, excuse my language.

Polite even under mortar fire. Makes me proud to be British.
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SAVAGE FUCKING BANTZ BETWEEN TWO CLOSE "ALLIES"

WHERE IS ISRAEL

WE ARE BEING SHOAHED BY BANTER AND THEY'RE NOT HERE

WHERE IS OUR ALLY FRANCE

WHERE IS JAPAN

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
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>>61263053
Tea is important old boy we would be doomed without it.
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>>61250643
Liberals like to join the army because, not only are many of the training centers right there in Cali, they figure they will be lucky enough to never be deployed.
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I saw this thread like 3 years ago.
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>>61262950

Opened thread to say this. Also difference between POG who has never taken incoming fire and one who has been in country for 9 months. Eventually even the POGiest of admin clerks will be more interested in chow and XBOX than mortars.
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>>61263120

Yeah and we operate in a very manly fashion: without ammo.

The government won't allow us to shoot unless shot back AND hurt.

Some of our troops are so fucking fed up they patrol without any ammo at all.

I hear we've been involved in nasty shootouts, mainly side by side with Italians.

Not a big presence though, just some troops, legionaires and maybe one or two planes, plus humanitarian shit.
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>>61263079
Go for it, the Corps love to get more recruits to use as meat shields for the Army. FYI the US Marines are basically advanced shock troops used as fodder because they are the cheapest branch in the US Military.

Still though Marines are not bad people just happens to be the truth of their role.
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>>61263079
Jesus Christ. I think Brits have surpassed the Aussies in shitposting
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>>61263199
SaVagE
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>>61256655
this 110% t b h
everyone else stay away from us
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>>61254515
ahhahahah
jesus christ
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>>61254515
This. ahahahaha
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Serious comment though: I was reading "Black Hawk Down" and something akin to this came up.

Somalis would launch mortars at the US base at night. The rookies would panic, scream, and take cover. The long-time guys would just walk around. It was pretty funny.

Near the end of the book, after the massive clusterfuck operation, a sergeant was directly struck with one. Ironic.
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>>61252348

do you know how a mortar attack works?
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>>61263802
you really have to ask that question?
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>>61263174
Same here. The violent homosexual undercurrents are especially intimidating.

But .. rise of the robots when

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgFrMRPc3I0
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>>61263338
I don't diss' the Spanish as they were pretty big on the Empire scene a few years ago and I don't doubt you guys could put up a good fight if the need arises!

You need to make yourself a bit more well known internationally . . .you tend to hide away and not get involved, is there a reason for this?
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>>61255593
hmm let's count up the number of military personnel killed by muslims in the US vs in the UK shall we?
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>>61263907

you didnt see what i was responding too
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>>61264047
In all seriousness though the Brits took areas that were low intensity conflict out in Iraq and Afghanistan, when shit started heating up you guys almost lost control of your most important locations. Apparently your jackass troops were ignoring the US officers when they were briefing your troops with useful intel and they kept going on about Norther Ireland or some shit and how its not a big deal.
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>>61264084
i did frost backs have verry little combat knowledge is what i was getting at. My cousin goes to uni in canada and some nigger stole his GF's bike and instaed of confronting the NIG they called the cops. I'm saying canada is a lib shithole for the most part. qubec gets hated on because of thier natonalism and the fact that their men are still men and wome are women
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>>61264235
>the Brits took areas that were low intensity conflict out in Iraq and Afghanistan
I stopped reading right there.

You CAN NOT BE SERIOUS?
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>>61255585
It's similar with ours.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vnzz6WznsE8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H6zfKmvojs

The footage has a pretty big emphasis on providing support and disaster relief than it does on "shootin' talibanistanis in the desert", there's no crazy charging into battle through smoke and fire riding on horseback while an orchestra blasts in the background stuff like the US commercials.
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>>61250643
where would you feel safer? underneath an armored vehicle or in the upstairs of an apartment building?

there in is your answer.
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>>61254515
Fucking hell it's like something out of Starship Troopers

>I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill em all!
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>>61264384

Oh! I get you.

Come on Canadians you guys were so good in World War 2!

Joint ops in Iraq too!
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>>61254515
That fucking marine corps commercial is something straight out of Starship Troopers, holy shit.
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>>61264450
>>61264643
I swear to god I didn't copy your post m8 I thought the exact same thing
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>>61254515

Oh my fucking God lel
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>>61263255
True lad, TEA is very important
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>>61250874
>No bants allowed
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>>61254515
>I'M FROM THE TOILET AND I SAY FLUSH EM ALL!
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>>61261747
Anon ... you should look outside ... it's ... THE CURRENT YEAR
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>>61255653
>Seawolf
>Virginia
Your argument is invalid.
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>>61261109
>comments are disabled
Probably got to many memers screeching semen.
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