Is the hatred of Australians on this board just a meme gone too

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>>60016810
>australian
>shitposter

>>>/b/

>>60016810
nuke Australia when

>>60016810
I like Aussies I just think you have too much anger in you.

I knew an Australian here in Minnesota and he was the biggest dickhead I ever met.

Tone it down you faggots.

>>60016810
fuck Australia

>>60016870
>>60017198

>shitskins

We're full, fuck off.

>>60017069
We tried to tone it up but we ended up turning the bull

>>60016810
god damn australian bastards

I like Australians

>>60016810
There are some occasional posts that are relevant.

But the majority of your nations posts are utterly worthless drivel, and Im at a point where I ignore almost all Ausposts.

You've taken it too far. The shit-posting isn't funny or ironic. Its just annoying and crass.

>>60016810
Oi cunt I'll fuckin stab you m8 you shit talking like that. You fucking cunt rag shit stain.

>>60017365
Are you referring to the black dick spammer?

>implying anyone complained about aussies until moot said anything

They're just braindead sheep t b h.

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>>60017215
>Were full, fuck off
For you, fuck off

>>60017506
>being a shitskin

Must suck, fuck off.

>>60016810
I like you guys and I don't think people genuinely despise you on here.
Although there are some posts that may anger people like the how can white men even compete threads.

Indian here. Aussies are racist and shit. They really are like this irl

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I used to like Aussies till /pol/.

Now I just think you're all cunts. No wonder you always get in fights at bars when you're travelling.

They never contribute anything but bantz

>I can't keep up with them
>mfw

I talked to some aussies and New Zealand guys on voice chat on CSGO a few days ago

They all seemed either very polite in classic english fashion or brash and over the top with humor which I definitely appreciate

just seemed like normal guys, not too different from Americans

i mean we all speak the same language so we got that going for us

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>>60016810
Is it national i'm sorry day yet?

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>tfw I sexually identify as an Australian

>>60016810
I like y'all. Y'all are some hard cunts and I never miss a laugh at your posts. But I'm also from the US version of Australia (Texas) so whatever.

>>60017701
Get out if they offend you so much.

>>60016870
Soon, hopefully.

>>60017365
fuck off filthy shitzealander

Aussies got balls

Canucks only suck balls

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>>60016810
No one hates ausfailians. We just know you're all shitposter.

>>60017701
Fucking leave if you hate it then smelly.

Just a heads up, if you cunts were living in our oppressive soviet country, you too would shitpost.

It's all we can do, this place is a nanny state hellhole.

America, please save us...

>>60017272
n1 m8

>>60017701
we don't want you here pajeet.

Look at how beautiful or women are, look at how tall and beautiful we're, You're shiting up the place, go back to india son.

>>60017318
We want to like you.

>>60017867
This.

Can someone explain my irrational hatred of middle Easterns?

>>60017867
Is new zealand any better?

>>60016810
>Or do people genuinely despise us and want to nuke us off the map?

I don't think you should be nuked but def someone should cut off australias internet

>>60017409
Thats one for sure. It makes me sad actually. I've stopped calling out Aussies on their bullshit. Its just a nation with so much potential to let itself be consumed by pettiness is heartbreaking.

Also you guys need to stop referring to your athletes as "heroes"

And the woman. Trainwrecks. Tragic indeed.

>>60017069
Get fucked cunt I'm real calm.

This is one giant shitpost of a thread.

>>60017904
My first gay porn site was a voyeur site dedicated to aussie.surfers

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>>60017867
OMW

>>60017967
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>>60017944
>>60017925
>>60017921
>>60017904
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>>60017867
TYPICAL AUSFAILIAN /POL/ POSTER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uWGCHx9vqo

It's just cultural differences, mate!

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Bantz is fine but you fuckers go over the top advocating gun control faggotry.

And stop with the negro dick pics.

>>60018124

ta, appreciate the (you) matey, have a (you) for ron

>>60018124
Wat

>>60017867
I always think of Straya as a bizzaro wild west. Where you can freely massacre roos out next to that big abbo rock.

And then I remember you don't have guns and have to challenge the joeys to a wrestling match on top of the rock.

>>60018158
>>60018159
are you saying it's not so?

this isn't ausfailian shitposting in video form?

because i think it is.

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>>60017555
>shitskin
No no no I am half oz, half leb, and no I don't care what happens to this cunt, let it get taken over by China for all I care, nigga i'll rejoice

You cunts are geologically isolated living in a fantasy world with no real problems so you complain about trivial shit. There are either hipster cucks in the city or absolute illiterate bogan filth elsewhere.

Its no wonder you are shit posters.

>>60018326
>mudblood

Tip top kek, confirmed for degenerate good goy parents.

>>60016810
They have every reason to hate us.

We are so far cucked and we defend it daily.

>>60017657
Pretty that's only one abbo cunt doing that. We are so sorry on behalf of all Australians

>>60016810

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrKYCsE48Lc

>>60018326
>shitskin
>No no no I am half oz, half leb
Shitskin it is.

>>60018326
Maybe you should read some books and play some viccy 2 mofo

>>60018165
No, it's worse than that. Killing Koalas, Kangaroos, and Platapus... es... Platapi? Well, fuck, their tree huggers and feminazis made that illegal.

>>60016810
taiwanfag backpacker here. you guys are fine.

USfag are the only one who should be damn.

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>>60018124

Ill take your bait son:

No, fuck that. These fucking people bust their ass to find to work and study here becuase they know the oppurtunities and pay available to them in this country far exceed anything they can get beyond a fucking call centre job in their toilet of a country. What do they do? they fucking act superiour and talk about how shit this place is and hang out with their own kind then wonder why no one accepts them and everyone here laughs at them behind their backs and even to their face.
Someone can move to USA who carries extreme views on Islam and decide to spit in the face of a soldier doing their shopping or go on a shoot out but nah its "cultural differences bro" so you should give them a break..You UN-patriotic cunt. Shame!

You sound a little thin skinned for an aussie m8, what's the matter, can't handle the bants?

>>60016810
There's nothing wrong with 'Straya and 'strayians except the abos.
I've met a few aussies and they were all good folk.
But srsly, you guys should tone down the shitposting.

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>>60018595

My pet hate is Indian taxi drivers who whisper into their phone the whole time. Who are they talking to and what are they talking about? also Indians trying to haggle in chain shops and Indians stinking generally.

I love Australia
You are all funny, and very clever, and never EVER shitpost :^)

>>60017215
Oi cunt don't ignore the social problems

>>60018595
>Someone can move to USA who carries extreme views on Islam and decide to spit in the face of a soldier doing their shopping
Very specific claim you made there. What exact situation are you referencing?

>>60018819
I was at the gym the other day and there was this Indian bro smashing a workout. The whole time he was on his phone talking..even during the work out

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>>60018837

>>60017944
>cut our net off
Maaaate our internet is barely connected as it is.

>>60016810
get fucked

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>being australian

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>>60016810
mfw aussies wake up

>>60019111
Nice shitpost.

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>>60019055

Maybe calling relatives back home? but even then, what could they possibly talk about for hours and hours on end. I notice this with plenty of ethnics but Indians especially

>>60019098

>tfw finally have fibre internet
>can never ever move house for fear of moving back to slow as shit ADSL

>>60016810
Every Aussie I've talked to was a top lad

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>>60017433
fucking this

none of you faggots took any notice until lord cuck had a little rant

>>60018442
wut. how did you get cucked on an island full of you.

Ausfags are the best thing about this board. I can't take anyone who hates them seriously.

>>60019192
Canadian girls are hot and love to fuck.
Pleas send more.

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>>60019111
What's the matter mate?

>>60016810
Austrian posters have just become a self fulfilling prophecy. After moot called you shitposters, the amount of you guys that shitpost increased exponentially.

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>>60019325
>when the shitpost is too strong

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I thought it was a joke.

I thought it was a meme.

"Surely Australians can't be that bad", I told myself.

But jesus fuck they were right. /pol/ was right.

Australians are literally shitposting personified as a people.

I should have realized this when an Australian girl I know told me that every single Australian man is a prick and she would rather have an online relationship. Fucking hell.

Australians are cancer.

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>>60019380
>Luton
>Serenity and Peace
>British way of life

>>60019486

Aren't all bongs basically CI-9's?

Phimosis is rampant there.

newforeskin.biz/CI/CIchart.htm#index

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<3

>>60019473
Syrup girls > Amerifat "girls"

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>>60017701
D is for doodoo, it goes into the loo
E is for everyone who looks and laughs at you
S is for shitting, something we all do
I is for india. who cannot into loo
G is for going, which soon we'll all have to
N is for normal people who can go to the loo
A is for arse, through which our shit must come
T is for toilet paper, india uses none
E is for evil smells, the humour of the neets
D is for designated indian shitting streets

>>60018437
BANTER
A
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T
E
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fuck off straya

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>>60019860
Holy shit.

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>>60016810
Like we fucken' give a shit?

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>>60017725
We don't get into fights anywhere but America and chinga land. Chinks are disgusting cunts and Americans just can't handle the bants.
>>60017758
>Bringing up Kevin Rudd c-uckholding day

>>60019860
Australian posters are best posters

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>>60019860
i
love
you
australia

http://youtu.be/SqKjBsfGqjY

Is this what a genuine conversation with an Aussie is like?

>>60016810
We actually love you

We love the bantz

>>60016810
What is this shit? Everyone loves australians you fucking retard. I bet youre from melbourne you gay cunt.

Aussies are the last real niggas left. Crazy bants, ability to handle bantz, see world falling apart but sit back drinking fosters and attwmpting.yet failing to kill emus. I love Aussies GOD FUCKN SPEED M8.

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>>60016810
>try to make a normal, serious post
>opinion discarded as shitposting because of my flag
>have to resort to violently shitposting in order to get (You)s
I feel like the prime example of what liberals mean when they say "don't treat muslims badly or they'll radicalize and kill you". You created me /pol/, now you have to live with it.

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>>60020228
Yes.

Poor murkins just don't understand it. As evident from the video. When we realise that you don't understand we fuck around with you even more.

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>>60020306

Damn straight.

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FUCK YEAH STRAYA

>>60020228
>Is this what a genuine conversation with an Aussie is like?
this is closer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMvtzpigvo4

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>>60020512
What's goin' on there, cunt?

>>60016870
We've been nuked plenty, did nothing m8.

>>60020564

This is where old mate was knocked out the other day ago and died today.

no turkey is the problem on /pol/ and canadians are way bigger shit posters than you guys now

>>60020597
Rip in pieces

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>>60020597
Struth mate. Hope you gave the cunt who done it what for.

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>>60020606

>>60020346

I want to.move to Australia I would fit in to say the least .... But I hear you are full :(

>>60020655

4 big islander boys, you keen to punch on with them?

>>60020719

Indeed. If you're white and willing to give up your booty for me to fuck on occasion, I may let you in. I'm just that degenerate.

>>60020597
I thought he was in the street?

>>60020831

Yes, this is inside looking out to the street, family.

>>60020785

Not into gay shit m8 but perhaps I can buy us fosters for the foreseeable future. Also I will hunt abbos and bring guns for us. We can print our own ammo and you can teach me the bantz. Together we can make Australia great again.

i like australians

>>60020865
Fuck me, so they beat the shit out him then? I thought it was just a random king hit.

>>60020926

No he and mate copped a few and then the second guy ran up and hit him from behind which knocked him out and crack when he hit the ground

Then window was smashed when bouncers tried to detain them and that was it, then the cops and ambulance came.

But no one knew it was too serious then.

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>>60020752
I'd have your back mate

G'day m8.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iyNncvIrz8

>>60020999
>Then window was smashed when bouncers tried to detain them
That makes more sense.
its getting a crapton of media though.

>>60019958
That's the spirit!

Going to Vegas in March, should I take my swag board?

Also is $500/day enough for spending money in Vegas?

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Maoris are niggers. Poor bastard didn't deserve to die like that.

>>60020228
>American manners
>Strayan humour
Muurrkkins will put up with so much shit, try your crap anywhere else and people chimp out or hang up.

>>60021267
>Armstrong Renata

Well, he was wasn't he?

>>60021222

Respond to my post faggot or I ll fucking kill ya m8.

>>60021294
>Muurrkkins will put up with so much shit
Because we're incredibly shitty to each other in the first place.

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>>60021324

I kek'd.

fuckbook/armstrong.renata

The abuse on his page is bretty good.

>>60021340

Seems legit, you can come then I guess

But only if you're already circumcised.

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>>60021416
>But only if you're already circumcised.

He's American, of course he is.

>>60021416

FUCK

>wipes smegma

>>60021385
>you need a goybook account
No thanks.

>>60021324
Kek
>>60021385
Love the filename

>>60021094
The media takes any chance to mention 'coward punch' but this looks like he got blindsided while dealing with someone else.
Probably because journalists don't get in fights much and there's some agenda on about people dying in fights all the time, the media seems hell bent on making the killers look like low scum instead of badasses.

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>>60021385
>armstrong.renata

>>60021514

To be honest it would be better to simply take him to a tree and lynch him for the public to witness.

>>60018337
This guy has pretty much nailed it....

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>>60021552

>>60018337
>Germany
>Horrible putrid problems
>Thinks that means he knows about shit
People from Zimbabwe would post exactly what you just posted, but about you.
We have standards, that doesn't make us an isolated fantasy land, dickhead.

>>60021564
It'd be more appreciated. Had a few convos with people about it who think enough is enough with this king hit bullshit

>>60018326
>filthy leb blood
>doesn't care about Australia
common as dust

>>60021740

He means your literally isolated geographically ya cunt.

>>60021525
He literally punched him in the back of the head after him and his mates started on them for no reason, how is that not lowlife scum?

Are you a fucking fob or something?

>>60016810
The thing about us poor Aussies, is that we're little kids sitting at the grownup table.

We're only 200 years old. There were literally zero cities before that. None. There wasn't any fucking agriculture prior to 1788.

We are so fucking desperate for some sort of cultural identity, that we will latch onto shitposting and embrace it full force.

Noone I know says "cunt" to eachother regularly. Yet online, Aussies makes out like it's every 2nd word.

The people posting online aren't the bogans of Dandenong or Redfern or fucking Ipswich. They're nerdy educated types. Still with the Aussie characteristic of "give a fuck, dickhead," but you can see them hamming it up for online cred.

And of course, now more than ever, people are shilling hard for some sort of Aussie identity, because we're overrun with Chinese and Indians, who, although pretty damn great at integrating, are also backed by thousand year old cultures that we just can't compete with when outnumbered.

>>60021809
"Oi wallah bro fuck cops they're all pigs man"

>>60021818
ok take the word isolated out of my post, then read it again

>>60021796

Just don't understand the thinking. I've been on plenty of drunken nights out and never, not once have I thought "let's go and bash some random cunt"

And if you know you get a bit punchy on the drink, and you choose to drink anyway you should be lynched.

>>60021841
Speak for yourself, you must be from Victoria.

We call eachother cunts all the time in QLD.

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>>60016810
Where would we be without you Aussie shitposters? You would be missed

>>60021909
There's always a few groups of fucks who are just deliberately trying to start shit with people. They get kicked out of places and then just hang around outside and hassle people.

just seeing who got this
>60000000

>>60022027

Seems like a pretty awful way to live your life.

>>60022027
Wogs, niggers, lebs, maoris, Serbs
Time to re-enact the White Australia policy

>>60022069 - Fuck sake.
>>60000000

>>60022076
Well they're idiots, so its not like they have any hopes or ambitions.

>>60021909
This is why I never go out. 19 and all I do is have pissups with my mates or organise a decent sized gath.

>>60016810
They cant hate us fully. We are white afterall.

>>60022017
Legend

>>60022148

I do go out, have never really had trouble but then again I almost never get blind drunk.

When you're on the piss, do you still remember to pull skin back to piss?

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>>60021921
I grew up in QLD bro. Got half my family up there and yeah, they're bogan as.

But yeah, I live in Melbourne now, you're right. I would bet a slab that none of my bogan family are on 4chan (even though they would all agree with everything said).

Anyway my point stands. The intense Aussie shitposting is just symptomatic of how fucking desperate so many cunts are to get SOME sort of online identity for Australia. People eat that shit up. It makes them feel like there country is relevant. What else are we good for? Getting shit for the Emu War (never forget)?

So I don't blame the shitposting faggots.

I love Australian posters, keep on shitposting you guys.
I hope you can win against the Canadians.

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>>60021861
>>60021823
Nah you misunderstand.
Just about every young guy who goes to jail for being stupid (that's pretty much all you go to jail for btw) thinks it means he's tough and masculine. They end up with lawyers, caseworkers, public servants checking on them, they feel like they are stars of some kind.
"Yeah i killed a guy in a fight when i was 21..." is the sort of stupid shit they talk when they are 35 and got Jesus, trying to make it sound like they are wise and have seen some shit and are hard.
The opposite is true: fuckwits like this are nobodies who are a menace and a drain, they've usually seen no life and have no way to forge a masculine identity except by being 'tough' or a criminal.
The agenda is to make them be seen as fuckin losers.
>>60021841
USA bicentennial was only 1976, ours was 1988. They had boundless green all across the continent to exploit, we got a giant flat biscuit of iron, aluminium and uranium.
Aussie identity has been an insecure talking point since Federation and before, remember, you're working for the mining industry, or you just languish here, like a newsagent on an oil rig. That's why the talented still split as soon as they can.

>>60022112
It was a trolling mod. The meme magic hasn't been broken - they changed the 59999999 post, which was for Trump.

>>60021552
>all that illiteracy
Disgusting. I hate social media.

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>>60022223
You're supposed to pull the skin back?

>>60016810
i genuinely want our country to become a nuclear wasteland.

>>60022294
>>59999999

>>60022258
They do that in high school man. I remember year eight when they thought they were hell tough cos they got nicked trying to steal a Mars bar from woolies.

>>60022358

You don't have to but it is proper etiquette to do so.

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>>60019860

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>>60022438
Oh, okay.

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>>60022246
They can't beat us in any competition that isn't based on faggot ice and fairy snow.

>>60022258
There were colonies for hundreds of years before it became the USA.

>>60017701
Stinky cunt leave asap

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>>60022234
>emu war
o i am laffin

>>60022525
Based ANZACs.

>>60016810
Implying we never nuked you before

>>60022258
Yeah but America has had settlements for a lot longer than 200 years is my point. Germany's only been a country since 1871, but cultural history extends back fucking forever.

>>60022505

Things you will never have to worry about.

I bet you've probably never even seen a real life foreskin in all your days have you? probably in changing rooms etc it would be 100% circ.

>>60022223
Of course. Do you remember to use your goon bag as a pillow when you pass out on the front lawn?

QUADFATHER

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>>60016810

I hate you for your faggot shitposting about hate speech and that shit, I love you for your general shitposting in all other regards.

Theres more good than bad really, but youre one of the worst when it comes to crying about faggots and telling Americans they dont need guns.

>>60019860
hahaahhaha solid

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>his name is literally armstrong renata

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>>60017365
>>60017822

Why would anybody waste a nuke on us? It'd be cheaper to just train a few emus and set them loose on the east coast.

>>60020412
that's a dolphin

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>>60022599
I have because I'm uncircumcised, my parents are immigrants from Montenegro.

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>>60022728
better?

>>60022534
Yeah, lots of conflict and stories before then, but they also have this whole corny thing about defining moments, royalty, pioneers and epic wins by good guys. It's all cheesy shit but it lets them think of themselves as exceptional and awesome.
You can't sell Aussies the same crap so all we have is Gallipoli, which a lot of smart people objected to being seen as important at all. We have the same population as greater New York but a crazy concentration of sport, science and industrial knowledge, we teach land warfare to the US Army in Darwin and we export motorcycle parts to Harley Davidson. The list of Aussie discoveries and inventions is mad, coming from such a tiny group, but the schools are infested with this gay program of feminist white guilt stuff because all the right wing pricks get jobs in business and don't educate.
Sorry for rant, but Aussies don't even know who they are sometimes, all we have left is this "Get fucked cunt"stuff from the 15 to 20 set.

>>60022734

Oh.. do you look white at least?

>>60016810
It's a meme.

But a lot of aussies play along with the meme by funposting excessively. I don't see why so many people seem to get buttflustered by it, I find you cunts somewhat amusing.

I certainly don't hate you aussfags. I served a couple tours in Afghanistan with some of you fucks. Some tough motherfuckers they were. Brothers each and everyone. I would take a bullet for any of you Steve Erwins

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>>60017069
1 person = an entire nation

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>>60022827
Do you even know where Montenegro is at?

>>60022808
"Jayden, grab us the hose and get us a beer will ya son?"

>>60022919

No, I assume Africa.

Or maybe South America?

>>60022808
Fucking Victorians never heard of burn offs or something?

>>60022862

Thanks for serving bro.

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>>60022951
It's in the Balkans you cunt.

>>60022919
>Montenegro
>white
Dude you look like Albanians for fuck sake

>>60023035

Thats what you get for naming your country "monte negro"

>>60023011
I bet the lefties stop them from doing it.

Houses burning down and people dying every year are preferable to them.

>>60023118
>>60023035

Which literally translates to "many negroes"

>>60022951
>Montenegro

what is google, ya dumb fuck.

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>>60022919

>>60023081
Well to elaborate they're Serbian, they just were born in Montenegro.

>>60023149

fuck, ya got me cunt.

>>60023190
Why do you think they left?

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>>60023190

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>>60023190
They have abos in Montenegro?

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>>60023185
>>60023035

Africans cant afford google.

>>60022819
Fucking THIS.

>>60023191
They don't look Serbian at all. I have a couple of Serbian friends, trust me

>>60023240
because white countries have better welfare programs?

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>>60023191
>implying montengro isnt serbian

>>60023324

What do nederkankers look like?

>>60023309
No I know, I'm just saying their genetics are Serbian.

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>>60023123
the fire rises

>>60023341

Shorts are way too long, you're never too fat to wear stubbies and thongs.

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>>60023309
>implying gypsies and analbanians are montengrin
>implying they arent subhuman

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>>60023341
missing two crucial elements

one is pic related

and the other is a beer

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>>60023324
>implying they're not

>>60023406
and also no Australian ever tucks their shirt in

>>60023443

>tfw have to tuck my work shirt in

Feels unaustrayan

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>>60023406
>>60023400

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV_O3BA5e28

>>60023264
Fortunately, no.

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>>60023347
aryan af

>>60023011
Yes. And guess what? They complain about the smoke it creates. THEN when their fucking houses burn down in summer and their kids burn to death they complain again.

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>>60023317
10/10

>>60023565

what about the guys, are they qts?

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y'all heard about this nigger

suck shit to him

suck shit so hard

Australians are as the great Lee Kuan Yew said, the white trash of Asia. You are all a bunch of bogans.

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>>60023619
idk are they?

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>>60023778
>Asia

>>60017785
We still admire America for their efforts in WW2.

>>60023778
More like Lee Kuan Who?

>>60023778

Stop being so insultive to our culture Sweden, don't they teach you how to be inclusive and progressive in between watching refugees being 'welcomed' by your girlfriends?

#Bogansarepeace

>>60023807

Yes, reasonably.

What is your foreskin type? I don't suppose you know which is most common there?

http://newforeskin.biz/CI/CIchart.htm#index

I have a feeling it'd be 5's and 6's?

>>60023123
Yep. Greens do it because you might kill off some rare 3 legged frog or some shit. Never mind that the natureloving abbos did it to the point of kill off all the mega fauna

BOYS WE NEED TO TAKE OUR SHITPOSTING TO THE NEXT LEVEL BY DEVELOPING WARP CAPABLE MISSILE TECHNOLOGY

>>60016870
This bitch is probably going to be behind it
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/feb/08/gina-rinehart-australian-mining-magnate

>>60023778
Fuck off you filthy arab

>>60023778
Ok akhmed allauh akbarrrrr

>>60016810
Not a meme you Turkey and Brazil are the biggest shitposters here

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>>60023874
>tfw CI-10

>>60023956

Is your montenigger cock white though?

THE HAPPENING WILL COME IN THE FORM OF CHINA'S DEATH. YOU MUST BE PREPARED. THIS IS THE STOCK CRASH THAT IS PREDICTED.

>>60016810
I like the Australians as i am still trying to figure out how to weaponize their bantz and shitposts for the glory of the empire

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>>60023874
>asking what foreskin type

but yeah 5s and 6s are normal here

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>>60016810
:D

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>>60023973
YES I'M WHITE! SLAVS ARE WHITE! AND IT'S NOT FUNNY WHEN YOU MAKE FUN OF THE COUNTRY NAME!

>>60023984

What is the gay scene like in Amsterdam?

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>>60023778
>sweden

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>>60023587

>>60023778
australia is an island of good posting. please don't judge all of us based on the actions of a few #notallaustralians #islandofgoodposting

>>60024010
kek good eye

>>60024084
Praise be unto Irwin mate. Behead those who insult Australia!
#islandofpeace

>>60023874
I am 9 and it's a great conversation starter

>>60022827
>black mountain
>montenegrin
>black highlander
Of course he's black you daft cunt

>>60024046
pretty gay, amsterdam is the most degenerate city in europe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bnMMM-VR4w

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>>60024178
I love Australia.

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>>60024222
daily reminder montenegro is the little brother of serbia

>>60024222
Shh ja radim za Srpsku Sranjopostujucu Sluzbu iliti SSS, infiltracija i likvidacija bajo moj

>>60016810
The fact is we:

-Live in the future
-Have the most interesting wildlife
-Have the sexiest English native accents (Russians can make an argument for best non-native though)
-Are responsible for buying America the time it needed to win the Pacific theatre WWII
-Are the best nation in sports per capita on the planet except for a couple of irrelevant countries
-Are fewer in number than Brits, Cannucks and Yanks therefore a more elite club
-Are responsible for all the things we've done, AND all the things New Zealand pretends it's done.

The jealousy is so fucking strong that /pol/ unleashes its insecurities on us. Just like they release their insecurities about women, Arabs and cuckold porn.

Also, our sense of humour is pretty deadpan so we poes law the fuck out of them routinely.

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>>60021841
Yeah this is right on the money
>hamming it up
This is exactly what's going on.

Also I just wanted to mention the figure of the Larrikin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larrikin
Which is like shitposting: the folk figure

I was taught about the Larrikin in Grade 4.

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>>60024367
>larrikin

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>>60019860
never change australia

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>>60023149

>>60023149
>>60023118
"Black mountain"

Ever wondered where the english word "mountain" is from?

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>>60024367

>>60024356
Our women sound like a chainsaw starting up. Our entire accent has spawned from not articulating any "vowel-like" consonants (e.g. r words).

With that said though:
>needs new way to shitpost on the go
>invents wifi
>Being Australian

>>60024791
Iggy, Kath & Kim gave our ladies a bad rap but generally speaking the accent is pretty fucking hot. You can be definitively Aussie without going full bogan.

IMO the next best native English accent is the Southern Belle, but we got the winner.

>>60024988
>Iggy
>Australian accent
Pick one.

>>60025102
oi nah that was my point.

>>60025345
Oi yeah, my bad. Too tired for this shit

>>60024791
>Women with Australian accents

Makes this Amerifats arteries rock fucking hard.

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>>60016810
I love aussies,you guys are the best! Good bants as always

>>60023755
thats a New Zealand nigger. he will deported to our concentration camp called Christmas Island

>>60023755
What's he done? There's this one Moari in south Brisbane who steals womens clothing, posts them for sale in local classifieds with a photo of him in the clothes and then he robs prospective buyers.

>>60023778
Id' rather be white trash than get raped

>>60017433
That's because ip based flags weren't on /pol/ until less than a year ago I think, moot is the only one who could tell you were ausfailians you fucking faggot

>>60020512
lol, what?

He king hit an 18 year old in Chinatown in Brisbane. Hit in the back of the head apparently, and he fell face first. He died.


>>60025986
>>60020999
more info

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>>60026119
Quote links are all rooted, oh well

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>>60022461
Nice flag cunt

>>60016810

I have NEVER seen an Aussie make a single contributing post. It is always a shitpost. Every single time.

Canadians are catching up though.

If I were a mod, Australia would be permabanned. Without question.