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>This retard from highschool ages ago adds me on FB for some

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>This retard from highschool ages ago adds me on FB for some reason
>Ight lmao lets check how he is
>He has a girlfriend
>What
>Check her facebook
>Fucking goldmine

Are you ready for a exciting adventure into autism?

I might add her on my fake account and ask her shit you guys want
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P-please buy
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>Stacking chromosones
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>>37077538
take it to /b/ attentionfag
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>>37077663
This is /pol/ though
We should discuss why inbreeding in the UK should be illegal
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Would you?
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>>37077596
please continue!
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My favourite one
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These people actually exist
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oh my god
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>UK
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>>37077891
what the fuck is that thing? A albino nigger?
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>>37077891
These people get more sex than you and are thus biologically more successful than you >>37077891
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dang
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>>37077946
not even surprising anymore
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>>37077946
Haha what the fuck is happening
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>>37077946
How can you fail this much at your own language?
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This is it

Should we add her and have a chat or let it go?
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Take your teenage bullshit and Fuck off back to /b/ newfag
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>>37078060
Let it go, and get a fucking a job, faggot.
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>>37077596
Send Bibles and Mountain Dew
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>>37078015
Aboriginal prostitutes get sex, too. Doesn't mean they're biologically superior.
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>>37077773
This is solid gold, please continue
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>>37077946
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>>37077596
>Take 30 cents of rubber bands
>spend 4 minutes fashioning it into a bracelet
>Beg people to buy them for 50 pounds each

Is she just retarded or does she really think (that's a woman, right?) people will allow themselves to be ripped off that badly?
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>>37077891
This is Steve Brule tier retardation
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>>37078015

>getting laid is no longer an accomplishment
>implying I should care that I don't get laid

It's easy to get laid now. The problem is that you have to compromise your integrity and principles and be dumb on purpose.

It's not worth it. l'll stick to my fantasy about a 10/10 aryan blue eyes natural blonde hair natsoc virgin girl rather than compromise and breed with niggers, retards and nasty people.
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>>37077833
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Added her on my fake account

what to say
how to pull this
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>>37078295
M8, take a step back, and then take a long, hard look at your life and what you're doing.
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>>37078295
She if you can convince her to break up with hey boyfriend to be with you.
It'll really hurt her when she realizes you don't exist and she wasted her shot with somebody who did care about her.
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>>37078119
To chimpanzees, sure.
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>>37078295

>Deshawn
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>Whatsgoingoninthisthread.PNG

What the fuck? This has to be satire.
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Waiting for bae to respond
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>>37078295
Open up the good ol' /fit/ pickup lines

Go to Chapter 3

>I'd paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado

Perfect
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>>37078378
What the fuck are you doing?
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>>37077833
I was kind amused until this.

>Need to get angry at me in car and hit 2 times mum thats not what mothers do to they daughter mothers only loud do is show them they loves
I mean shes obviously an autist but this is just depressing.
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>>37078378
Damn it, anon. Even ghetto niggers can flirt better than that.
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>>37078378

>I'm a big man
>not I'm a big guy
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>>37077946
>sexy hot daddy pete plummer
>sexy hot matt hudd

fucking whore
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>>37078252
>natural blonde hair natsoc virgin


Woah there son, who told you were worth that mutch?

Getting such a girl would mean destroying some one elses nation.
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>>37078372

Why? Do you think mentally disabled people are not allowed on facebook?
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>>37078410

>Stupid sexy matt hudd
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>>37078378
>big man
>not big guy
>for you

WOW WHY DONT YOU JUST UNINSTALL 4CHAN AND LEAVE
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I bet she adds me. :^)
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>>37078378
>>37078295
Chick is literally retarded. What the fuck is wrong with you? Get out of here or back to /b/.
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>>37078471
>using your banner to post another picture of yourself
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>LOL guyz check out my facebook xD

Goddamn /pol/ went to shit
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>>37078378
>Big man
I think you meant Big guy.
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>>37078378

Go on...
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>>37078396
>>37078499
So we're allowed to cross our fingers and go bleary-eyed wishing for genocide, but trolling is going to far?
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What a dreamboat
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Can we start talking about Gamer Gate or SJWs and maybe they'll shut this /b/ thread down?
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>>37077596
oh boy, this chick is actually autistic, leave her alone
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>>37077538
Check out Carl Smith from Sunderland
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>>37078501
She's obviously an attention whore fishing for comments to make herself feel better.
Why else would she post pictures then keep saying she's fat and ugly until people respond? Then when they do compliment her, she either can't accept it or just wants more compliments so she will either call them liars, repeat that she's ugly, or bring up another issue that she can get compliments about.

She's begging for attention. I bet it wouldn't be hard to get her to break up with her boyfriend if you have a hot convincing profile.
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Tfw da bae delets u
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>this thread
i'm dying
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>>37078627
bad karma to fuck with the mentally ill, unless they do something to deserve it first, then it's ok
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>>37078668
Are these people pretending to be retarded?
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>>37078663
damn this is bordering on wrong, but still hilarious

having said that gtfo of /pol/
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>>37078627
Crowd psychology
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Our boy matthew pulls better than me
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>>>/b/
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Oh heck she is from Wellingborough I live near there but have no mutuals sack
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why the fuck is this on /pol/
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>>37078295

I need some more sockpuppets...Mordechai Shekelstein and Bonquisha McChicken kept getting banned after the Michael Brown happening
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>>37078782
It's just the UK shitting up /pol/, like they do every day.
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good fred, my /b/rothers :)
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>>37077891
poor child
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>>37078627
To be fair, genocide is more justifiable because it actually raises quality of life for the rest of the planet. Additionally, in cases where some "groups" have more children than they can support, their children are going to live a life of suffering, often, a short one. Look at the starvation present in Africa. They have little concern for the well being of their offspring, yet they continue to have children which they should know they cannot support.

This is literally less justifiable than genocide. That should put it into context.
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>>37078627
Yes, God damn it. You don't fuck with the mentally ill. It's an unspoken rule.
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>le trouble in paradise face
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>>37078782
It's currently Sunday afternoon in Britain.
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>>37078878
>She broke up with our boy matt
>She deleted me on facebook

This hoe ain't loyal
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>>37078840
Africans think different. They make children because when they grow up they take care of their family and parents when they're old.
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>>37078878
did anon seriously just get her to break up with her bf

haha this is how jews see regular goys

please stop posting in pol now
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>>37078060
we should dox you, cunt
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>>37078628
lmfao
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>>37078977
>we
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>>37078411
>mutch.

Okay nigger whatever you say.
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>>37078977
My name is Dan
Good luck friend
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>>37077538
Found this guy yesterday.
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>all these whiteknight fags
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>>37079070
OH and this
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>>37078295
leave her the fuck alone, what is wrong with you?
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>>37077891
this is a 10/10 in bongland
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>>37079128

no, what the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>37078411
Yes, goy, you are not worth getting such a girl, even though for every boy born, such a girl is also born. You need to be a millionaire hollywood bodybuilder rockstar or you won't ever get to marry a virgin! Now go talk to that single mom over there. If you play your cards right, she just might become your wife one day!
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>>37077833
>i look fat
>no you don't
>yes i do
>no you dont
>can we have mcdonalds
Made me blow mucas.
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Heres the pete in question
Hes rocking the pussy
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>>37079196
>wife
I'm happy dying alone.
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>>37077538
>>>/b/ attention whore hears of pol

its your time afterall, but let me sage this one out
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>>37078935
Thats why I said
>yet they continue to have children which they should know they cannot support.
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>>37079235

He's alive!
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>>37077773
>plz respond female edition
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