Mandatory and Voluntary Evacuations, Shelter Information:
https://gov.texas.gov/hurricane
Harris County Official Rundown
>Officers cannot access calls
>Multiple people trapped
>Fatalities are being called
>High-Water rescues and Airlifts taking place now
>Minor looting has started
>Major flooding continues
>National Guard, Cajun Navy, USCG, US Navy, and Border Patrol On-Site
Reservoir Rundown
>Water released from Barker and Addicks Reservoirs, 4000cf/s from each
>Water depth at Addicks dam is 108.36 feet and rising
>Dam Edge: Highest 115.5 feet, Lowest 108 feet
>108 foot North edge is beginning to overspill
>Other levees breaching
Reservoir Levels Monitoring
>Harris County
https://www.harriscountyfws.org/GageDetail/Index/2110
>USGS
https://waterdata.usgs.gov/nwis/uv?cb_all_=on&cb_00054=on&cb_62615=on&cb_62615=on&format=gif_stats&site_no=08073000&period=&begin_date=2017-08-21&end_date=2017-08-29
Real Time Info on Rain and Water Levels
https://www.harriscountyfws.org/
>National Weather Service Houston:
http://www.weather.gov/hgx/
>Storm Visualization:
https://www.windy.com/
>Houston Transtar - road cameras:
http://traffic.houstontranstar.org/layers/#
Scanners
>Harris County Sheriff and Constables Dispatch
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/26318/web
>Galveston County
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/ctid/2606/web
Streams
>KHOU 11 Live Stream – Alternate Studio Up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWwqIO_4VNw
>Hurricane Harvey Coverage LIVE on CBSN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTXQVOtroI
>Houston Flooding - Fox 26 Local News Live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo2T8ZljEBY
>Texas Hurricane and Flooding Coverage
https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=uhNwKF0r9gc
>Live Stream News
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Acap3IrCYYk
>Gloomtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZgn0WsOv4o
Periscope
>Carlos
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks
>Jeff
https://www.pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1eaJbmYnAMaGX
Previous Thread
>>139486943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYUT25Uqs0k
Weather-based terrorism.
second for 200-300 dead
holy shit
>the governor has just walked in
>in a wheelchair
GOD DAMN IT SHEP
THANKS OBAMA
Anyone know what the situation is in Tomball? I have t heard from my friend in 2 days and starting to get worried.
>>139494569
LADS
IS LAKE COLOMBIA
GOING TO FLOOD DOWN STREAM
TRUMP NOW NOW NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fuzAhXkktU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fuzAhXkktU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fuzAhXkktU
REMINDER THAT WEATHER CHANNEL JUST SAID RAIN TO CONTINUE TIL THURSDAY
AND ANOTHER POSSIBLE TROPICAL STORM FORMING NEAR MEXICO AND EXPECTED TO HIT EAST TEXAS AGAIN.
THIS IS NO WHERE CLOSE FROM OVER. THIS IS THE BEGINNING
>>139494674
OMG IS THIS REAL?
How much damage in dollar terms?
>>139494674
is this real?
>>139494674
JESUS FUCK YOU DAFT CUNTS THIS IS FAKE PICTURE FFS SAKE IMMA GET A BRAINCANCER FROM YOUR NIGGERPOSTS!
>>139494705
lads CONFIRM OR DISCONFORIM
IS ALL OF THIS GOING TO FLOOD DOWNSTREAM
>tfw ass is irritated from unlimited streaming
At least it's stopped today but damn do I need some ointment.
>>139494569
These threads are moving so fast no one will notice I made a gif
>>139494674
MODS DO YOUR JOBS
>>139494711
thx
>>139494740
>How much damage in dollar terms?
$6,000,000 so far
>>139494775
Not ALL of it, but much of it.
>>139494569
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3159YIe2OU
Share this pepe for good luck
LADS
THIS IS EYE OF THE STORM
IT HAS MOVED
BACK
OVER
THE
SEA
IS THIS BAD OR BAD LADS
>>139494794
I noticed, anon. I noticed.
you cuckservatives are pathetic
>>139494569
Automatic Center Punch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Dv0UU66CbU … We used these in the shop. Everyone should have one in their cars, all LEO/everyone... to escape car in a flood.
When is Trump going to denounce Harvey?
What is he waiting for?
>>139494837
I can't not see it now.
GIVE HARVEY YOUR ENERGY!!!
What did he meme by this?
https://twitter.com/TravisABC13/status/902571583071543296
SLEEPY BEN
The only american channels i get on my tv is cnn and CNBC and british news arent really covering it, what channel is better?
>>139494333
Those digits don't lie
Gatorgeddon will now be Gatorgarddon
>>139494794
Saved!
>>139494794
....another
>>139494848
>>139494837
>Slowed down to 3mph
>Back in the ocean
Houston is done
>>139494866
Both sides are to blame.
WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS
>>139494569
6,000,000 liberal deaths from disease after hurricane.
>>139494894
>local man yells at clouds
EYE
http://rammb-slider.cira.colostate.edu/?sat=goes-16&sec=mesoscale_02&x=808&y=1296&z=2&im=24&ts=1&st=0&et=0&speed=130&motion=loop&map=1&lat=0&p%5B0%5D=0&opacity%5B0%5D=1&hidden%5B0%5D=0&pause=0&slider=-1&hide_controls=0&mouse_draw=0&s=rammb-slider
>>139494806
They would rather ban anyone who makes it uncomfortable for these faggots to be here
THE PROPHECY WAS TRUE
>>139494894
SICK FUCKING STORMIST
>>139494874
>>139494833
Theme movie for this
>that guy getting swept away on abc13
damn...
>>139494959
>that slow movement as the storm over Houston powers up
Holy shit
>>139494837
>>139494848
>THE CHAD CYCLONE
>>139495006
#Willtraderacistsforhurricanes
#Sayitloudsayitclearstormsarewelcomehere
>>139494894
G̸̱E̪̼̗̳̤T̫͔ͅ ̷̙G̸̱E̪̼̗̳̤T̫͔ͅ ̷̙O̟͓͙̼͉͘U̫͍̝͓͠T͚̻̱̭̠G̸̱E̪̼̗̳̤T̫͔ͅ ̷̙O̟͓͙̼͉͘U̫͍̝͓͠T͚̻̱̭̠O̟͓͙̼͉͘U̫͍̝͓͠T͚̻̱̭̠
G̸̱E̪̼̗̳̤T̫͔ͅ ̷̙G̸̱E̪̼̗̳̤G̸̱E̪̼̗̳̤T̫͔ͅ ̷̙O̟͓͙̼͉͘U̫͍̝͓͠T͚̻̱̭̠T̫͔ͅ ̷̙O̟͓͙̼͉͘U̫͍̝͓͠T͚̻̱̭̠O̟͓͙̼͉͘U̫͍̝͓͠T͚̻̱̭̠
G̸̱G̸̱E̪̼̗̳̤T̫͔ͅ ̷̙O̟͓͙̼͉͘U̫͍̝͓͠T͚̻̱̭̠G̸̱E̪̼̗̳̤T̫͔ͅ ̷̙O̟͓͙̼͉͘U̫͍̝͓͠T͚̻̱̭̠G̸̱E̪̼̗̳̤T̫͔ͅ ̷̙O̟͓͙̼͉͘U̫͍̝͓͠T͚̻̱̭̠E̪̼̗̳̤T̫͔ͅ ̷̙O̟͓͙̼͉͘U̫͍̝͓͠T͚̻̱̭̠
G̸̱E̪̼̗̳̤T̫͔ͅ ̷̙O̟͓͙̼͉͘G̸̱E̪̼̗̳̤T̫͔ͅ ̷̙O̟͓͙̼͉͘U̫͍̝͓͠G̸̱E̪̼̗̳̤T̫͔ͅ ̷̙O̟͓͙̼͉͘U̫͍̝͓͠T͚̻̱̭̠G̸̱E̪̼̗̳̤T̫͔ͅ ̷̙O̟͓͙̼͉͘U̫͍̝͓͠T͚̻̱̭̠G̸̱E̪̼̗̳̤T̫͔ͅ ̷̙O̟͓͙̼͉͘U̫͍̝͓͠T͚̻̱̭̠G̸̱E̪̼̗̳̤T̫͔ͅ ̷̙O̟͓͙̼͉͘U̫͍̝͓͠T͚̻̱̭̠G̸̱E̪̼̗̳̤T̫͔ͅ ̷̙O̟͓͙̼͉͘U̫͍̝͓͠T͚̻̱̭̠G̸̱E̪̼̗̳̤T̫͔ͅ ̷̙O̟͓͙̼͉͘U̫͍̝͓͠T͚̻̱̭̠G̸̱E̪̼̗̳̤T̫͔ͅ ̷̙O̟͓͙̼͉͘U̫͍̝͓͠T͚̻̱̭̠G̸̱E̪̼̗̳̤T̫͔ͅ ̷̙O̟͓͙̼͉͘U̫͍̝͓͠T͚̻̱̭̠G̸̱E̪̼̗̳̤T̫͔ͅ ̷̙O̟͓͙̼͉͘U̫͍̝͓͠T͚̻̱̭̠G̸̱E̪̼̗̳̤T̫͔ͅ ̷̙O̟͓͙̼͉͘U̫͍̝͓͠T͚̻̱̭̠G̸̱E̪̼̗̳̤T̫͔ͅ ̷̙O̟͓͙̼͉͘U̫͍̝͓͠T͚̻̱̭̠G̸̱E̪̼̗̳̤T̫͔ͅ ̷̙O̟͓͙̼͉͘U̫͍̝͓͠T͚̻̱̭̠G̸̱E̪̼̗̳̤T̫͔ͅ ̷̙O̟͓͙̼͉͘U̫͍̝͓͠T͚̻̱̭̠G̸̱E̪̼̗̳̤T̫͔ͅ ̷̙O̟͓͙̼͉͘U̫͍̝͓͠T͚̻̱̭̠G̸̱E̪̼̗̳̤T̫͔ͅ ̷̙O̟͓͙̼͉͘U̫͍̝͓͠T͚̻̱̭̠G̸̱E̪̼̗̳̤T̫͔ͅ ̷̙O̟͓͙̼͉͘U̫͍̝͓͠T͚̻̱̭̠G̸̱E̪̼̗̳̤T̫͔ͅ ̷̙O̟͓͙̼͉͘U̫͍̝͓͠T͚̻̱̭̠G̸̱E̪̼̗̳̤T̫͔ͅ ̷̙O̟͓͙̼͉͘U̫͍̝͓͠T͚̻̱̭
>>139494848
I-IT'S POWERING UP
ROUND TWO STARTS SOON
HOLD ON TO YOUR ASSHOLES
>>139494794
POSEIDON ADVENTURE 13
UGH HOUSTON YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.
IT'S MOVING AT 2MPH
ITS GONNA GET STRONGER GUYS
>>139494674
is that real?
>get people registered into the system
Oh fug
#harveyisahero
thank you for the cleansing Harvey good ol' boy
How high is Addicks?
>>139495149
Texas coast line is going to be moved inland permanently isnt it
>>139494874
This is all I have but please take it Harvey!
>>139494740
30-100 billion conservative, but could easily top 300 billion
>>139495034
>not waterworld
>>139494848
>>139494848
Supposed to touch down in Louisiana next.
>>139494858
BUT MUH BASED BLACK MAN
SLEEPY BEN GETS A SHOUTOUT
>>139495235
yes
>>139495255
>2109 8/29/2017 11:51 AM 108.51'
>2109 8/29/2017 11:35 AM 108.52'
>2109 8/29/2017 11:25 AM 108.50'
Seems to finally have to stopped going up
THE DAM HAS COLLAPSED!
HOUSTON'S FAMOUS ANGLOTOWN HAS BORE THE BRUNT OF DAMAGE SO FAR!
GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN MY GLORIOUS ANONS! GET OUT!
>>139495268
You're supposed to put the spaghetti in your pockets, not inside your pants.
Jesus Christ.
>>139495225
harvey is beaten and battered after battling with texas earth but he's recharging for another go
>>139494740
Probably over a billion in just cars
>>139495059
link
>>139494848
>the eye is going to reform
>>139494858
>blacks working just as hard as whites
oh sweetie
>>139494874
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
TAKE ALL MY ENERGY
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
>>139495389
CHAD CYCLONE
H
A
D
C
Y
C
L
O
N
E
>>139494740
About tree fiddy
>>139495294
First comes Hard Rain - then comes Waterworld.
My logic is Vulcan.
>>139494644
BAN ASSAULT HURRICANES NOW!
>Be the current year of 2017
>assault hurricanes are still legal
Seriously, WHY is this allowed?
>>139494874
/comfy/ energy incoming
>>139494740
TRAINS
>>139494848
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Will he call out the mayor?
It's good that our secret Alt-Right meeting is in Houston, Antifa will not be disturbing us.
>>139495387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Acap3IrCYYk
guy was holding onto a roadside sign but got swept away before helicopter rescue could get to him.
>>139494874
Reform the eye!
\O/
>>139495301
They literally spew communist propaganda out of their dick holster
and they don't think "hey, maybe yuri was right"
>>139494747
>>139494739
>>139495235
No.
https://www.yahoo.com/tech/photo-harvey-flooding-houston-airport-totally-fake-185531446.html
>>139495096
it stays for weeks, drowning everything
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLoRT5FKy2o
>>139494874
THANK YOU BASED HARVEY
Houston will only receive another couple of inches of rain max from this thing.
is it legit possible for the eye to reform and the hurricane to gain strength by moving back over the sea?
>>139494874
No Hurricane-Chan by the drawfags yet? Do they all live in Houston or something?
/pol/ OFFICIAL STREAM
>SHOOTING
>LOOTING
>DROWNING
>DYING
>LIVE VIDEOS FROM HOUSTON RESIDENTS
JOIN US!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhNwKF0r9gc
This is the perfect opportunity for a spree killer. They could travel around drowning people and it would look like hurricane casualties.
>>139494778
Sun Conures are awesome. LOUD, but awesome.
>>139495532
Not unless the Mayor attacks him
>>139494848
What are they predicting it will do now? How strong will it get?
>>139494674
>mfw I work for delta
>mfw all the parts I'm going to have to coordinate to salvage those airbuses
Please stop wishing death on people you don't know.
More prepared than dinda doos
>this nigger stream on RSBN
This will be the last sound these Houston cucks will hear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW0o9C1WQtE
>>139494932
>>139494794
good work m9
That's a lot of water, holy shit.
>>139495670
It's slowed down to 2mph. It is possible
>>139495712
Shut the fuck up, nigger
>>139495670
Yes, I think that's what is happening now
>>139495700
>>139495700
CATEGORY F I V E
>>139495677
YES
>>139494848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0H6-qS8K4E
Harvey SSJ1 incoming
>>139495795
i need to read up on hurricanes, why does it slowing down matter?
>>139495735
>that billy the goat being comfy
>>139494824
>>139495732
gud doggo gunna survive
protect and search for stay puppers!!!
>>139495225
That's like walking pace.
And it's over the sea, where it gathers rain and dumps it on Texas.
This is too perfect. It's like someone is on purpose trying to drown the place.
Also there's really no saying where the hell it's going to go from there after it juices up.
>>139495820
Oh please anon, be realistic here.
>>139495712
Please start wishing death on people you do know
>>139495645
Its name is instantly retired the second it forms
>>139495704
that's a fake picture you retard
HOW WARM IS THE WATER OUT IN FRONT OF TEXAS IN THE GULF
>>139495894
DAMN REALITY, MEME IT
>>139495547
I need webms!
>>139495873
It gives it more time over the warm water to strengthen and reorganize
>>139494848
im not of the seafaring people. what does that mean if eye of the storm does or doesnt move?
>>139495679
Theoretically, of course.
>Tfw FBI anons emerging from the distance
>they can smell the suspicious internet posts
>>139495873
Slowing down gives it a chance to gather more moisture and warm water to make it really strong. It also makes it more stable and less likely to die out
>>139495547
Can you give me a time stamp if possible?
>>139495873
Because now its sitting over the gulf again, getting those sweet warm water gainz
>>139495679
Whites are going around in Cajun Navy boats saving niggers' lives.
Niggers would love to use the disaster spree-kill whites, but they're too stupid and water-phobic to take advantage, so they have to sit and wait for whitey to save their black asses.
>>139495839
>two minutes of hnghaahghnghaahaaaaaaahaAAAAAAAAAAAAH
DBZ is such a shit show, holy shit.
>2109 8/29/2017 12:07 PM 108.51'
>2109 8/29/2017 11:51 AM 108.51'
Fuck guys it stopped flooding. Is this because it's breached or has the rain stopped?
>>139495732
Smart fucking dog.
>>139495921
>>139495921
high 70s it appears
https://www.nodc.noaa.gov/dsdt/cwtg/wgof.html
>>139496014
This.
>>139494874
I see Pepe
>>139495894
NEW CATEGORY SIX
Luigi floating on an pizza over the Houston.gif
>>139494778
Are you the guy still ass-pissing from last night?
>>139496052
iT'S BECAUSE HARVEY HAS FUCKED OFF BACK TO SEA AND IS REFORMING ITS FUCKING EYE LMAO
Goat safe!
>>139495873
>sitting over warm water gives hurricane magic powers of destruction
>it's how they form in the first place
>moving slowly across the Gulf will increase the amount of water/rotational energy it absorbs
>get ready for harvey 2: electric boogaloo (louisiana edition)
>>139496006
Kek.
>>139494674
TPBP
>>139496074
in commie units, pls
Return to Houston... Finish the liberals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKV4GZTmfGM
Oh shit
>>139496014
Agreed. However, it will still be still as "le ebil whitey let us die"
>>139496023
The pipes on that guy are pretty damn impressive though.
US NAVY waiting to help, still havent received orders
http://www.13newsnow.com/weather/uss-kearsarge-uss-oak-hill-on-standby-for-possible-harvey-relief/468620677
>>139496052
Depends how the sensure works.
If it can only measure up to a certain level and that level is topped it will seem steady
>>139494824
>6 million
Kek there are single houses in some parts of houston that cost that much that are likely totaled at this point.
Are u really that dumb?
>>139495732
whatever happened to that NIGGER who went out into pitch black flood water at 22 pm looking for pizza to feed his starving children and cursing because all stores were closed in a catastrophe zone.
>>139496014
They had a 2 man crew with a chainsaw cutting through doors to loot, 3 black men impersonating police, gangs with "machine guns" driving around in a van etc last night on Harris County Sheriff scanner
any word on the levees and the dams?
>>139496158
around 25 to 27 C
>The Chad cyclone
>The Virgin typhoon
>>139496158
It's over 9000
>>139496236
WTF IS THAT?
>>139496246
Levee broke
>>139496236
LET FLORIDA BE NEXT
P U R G E
>>139496337
That is another hurricane currently forming.
>>139495958
pls respond :(
>>139496074
it's 84 on a bouy just east of galveston
http://www.ndbc.noaa.gov/station_page.php?station=42035
>>139496236
is that the second hurricane that's supposed to come up the east coast?
>>139496236
HOLY SHIT ANOTHER IS FORMING NEAR MEXICO?
>>139496213
any speculation as to why they havent received orders yet
>>139496266
TOO COLD
GO EXPLODE A NUKE IN THERE
>>139494705
WTF????
It' real.... I get banned for two days, I come back and the fucking Levee is at 108!!!!
WTF???
>>139496236
If texas get hit once more, it is gonna cause some injuries.
>>139496213
>still havent received orders
Who is responsible for this stuff in the US? Those helos, sailors and ?marines? could be extremely helpful and important in rescuing and aiding people in this situation and they're just sitting with their thumbs up their asses.
>>139496355
Did Bush blow them up again?
>>139494736
People must pray together.
>>139496236
>tfw the bottom string of that storm is headed directly for me
>>139496316
>>139496236
STORM FUSION HAAAAAA
>>139496364
Yeah, get rid of all the soundcloud rappers
>>139496266
you need at least 27 degrees for it to strengthen towards hurricane levels
>>139496454
it would legit be the worst thing to ever happen weather wise in the USA. The destruction would be unreal.
Wow guys I just drove thru very deep water in my Nissan Armada was lucky to make it out. the car is acting weird all sorts of engine ticks and noises does basic liability insurance cover this??? I have no money to fix my mistake
>>139495958
if part of the storm is over water, it can suck up more rain to dump
if it doesn't move, or moves slowly, all the rain, wind and tornadoes happen in the same area
>>139495958
Problem is the storm is moving back into the water to recharge and continue hitting the area
>>139495958
>>139496407
If it's sitting over the water then it's regaining strength.
>>139496455
The military can't operate in the US without declaring marshal law
We do not trust government or people in power
>>139496428
>>139496455
Because the storm isn't over yet? They will help once Harvey moves away from the area
>>139496455
i did some reading, in this specific case Trump has the power to dispatch him but it looks like he is waiting on formal requests from the Governor of Texas. Its either bullshit bureaucracy or they are waiting to get more things to Texas.
>>139496455
The rednecks/conservatives are probably long gone, no one worth rescuing now desu.
We need some ghetto erasing destruction digits in this thread
>>139496236
C-can two storms combine and form a superstorm?
>>139496074
Imagine the humidity and skeeters when this dies down. The rotting bodies. Fucking hell on earth.
>>139495984
-25:28
>>139496601
I get that, but the USN can absolutely handle those conditions and Americans are dying
>>139496428
>Wanting to add seamen to the diversity water
Most likely a case of too many cooks, same reason we didn't accept Mexico's help.
Water will continue to rise for 24 hours after.
>>139496572
Just park it in your garage and close off all the doors and garage door. Make sure its as airtight as possible and run it so it heats up the room and evaporates the water. You gotta stay in there the whole time though, to make sure your neo-carborator doesn't bust
>>139496572
>not using condoms and Vaseline to water resist your engine before knowingly driving through a flood
>>139496407
in this case if it stays still its just going to piss out rain, if it moves its going to power up and piss out more rain over a larger distance
>>139496644
The wind shear breaks them up or weakens them, usually
>>139496236
>no timestamp
>harvey in its location a week ago
uh huh
>>139496644
Yes but what are the chances 2 could make it into the gulf?
>>139496656
imagine all the fucking mold and fungi here in a couple days
so is the storm largely gone?
>>139494939
Mother Nature and Father God
>>139496711
Disconnect Battery
All that infected water churning around, going to be a lot of sick folks soon.
>>139495704
it's shooped, Shaneequa. Damn you dumb.
>>139496656
Its gonna smell like satans asshole in a few days.
>>139496711
>>139496664
*-27:00
>>139496166
everythings bigger in texas, y'all'dv'st'fve
>>139496711
DON'T DO THIS IT CREATES NERVE GAS
>>139496711
Kek
>>139496776
Yes, but recharging. plus all the held back water in dams and levees.
>>139496776
Storm is deciding if it wants round 2
>>139496572
basic liability doesn't cover shit except what you do to someone else
>>139494569
>INFINITE RAIN EDITION
The rain will never cease. It's a part of life there now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2Ak69orqeU
>>139496572
>does insurance cower retardism?
it's the us. so probably yes
Breaking: Racist assault sharks confirmed approaching the populated areas, the hunt has begun.
Looks like Harvey is there to stay for a while... like fucking forever/
>>139496597
>The military can't operate in the US without declaring marshal law
I know that, but does that really include civil aid?
>We do not trust government or people in power
For a good reason. The founding fathers knew well what they were doing.
>>139496601
>Because the storm isn't over yet? They will help once Harvey moves away from the area
But there are, I assume Nasty girl, helos already flying and rescuing people. You think Sea Stallions can't handle that shit when Blackhawks can?
>>139496624
Could just be a cock-up concerning the rights of states and fear of federal overreach then. Politics.
>>139496572
Holy shit i hope youre joking. Water in cyli ders is the end of the engine, not to mention electrical issues for life. You fucked up
>>139494740
ONE MILLION DOLLARS
>>139494775
das a lot of water desu senpai
>>139496776
It's recharging for round 2
And it's brother is forming near Mexico thats ready to fuck up Houston again
>>139496809
you would have to be whole new level of madman to drink that. and you wont get dysentery from simply standing in the water (if it wont go through your digestive system)
>>139496572
Enjoy your hydrolocked engine!
>>139496572
serious answer: replace all the fluids. oil, transmission, gas. whatever else
>>139494863
How work?
>>139496711
>>139496971
That's just a small loan though.
LADS HARVEY IS FEEDING ON THE HOT GULF WATERS NOW. 80+ DEGREES JUST OFF THE COAST
>Moving at 5 mph on a straight course to Louisiana
Yay I'm not going to die yet
Is there a low-yield, constantly firing thermonuclear detonation warming the gulf?
>>139496572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yehz2gUnNe0
you fucked up
>>139496935
Nigs floating by on their caddy coup while fins circle them, waiting hungrily. Ah, if only
isn't the eye too close to the coast for it to get any stronger? I don't know how this shit works
>>139496937
I read there is a good chance that storm is going to dissipate in our life time
>>139496236
SOURCE
>had to fill 31 catpchas to post
fucking gook moot
>>139496572
Nigger detected.
>>139496755
I wonder how much of Houston will just be written off? Razed and burned and left fallow?
>>139497038
Yes the sun.
>>139497071
>>139496809
That's what I was thinking. How many people are going to shit their guts out/get infection from wading through shit water. Death toll is just getting started.
>>139497002
You don't think a hell of a lot of people would be foolish enough not to drink bottled/boiled water? You have far more faith than me.
>>139497093
just about too close/water is just about too cool. we are right at the edge for pborh
Is Carlos okay?
>>139496572
if your exhaust pipe was under water, say goodbye to the engine
>>139496776
It's powering up for an ultimate attack.
>>139497032
Look at what's going on in the top left hand corner, the storm's ripping moisture off the flooded land.
>>139497032
this isn't even his final form!
is it early or normal at this time of the year to get fucked by a hurricane?
>>139497138
All of it. Just all of it.
jesus christ whatever happened to all the meteorobros from /sci/ in /pol/ to talk some sense to these fuckwits and explains what's going on.
>>139496597
Wrong retard. If a state of emergency has been declared the military can move in.
>>139496809
Holy Hairy Hot Dogs
Might be good streamer
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1mnxemmVvjLxX?q=houston
UPDATE: RAIN NOT TO STOP TIL FRIDAY NOW
>>139497145
>low-yield
In all seriousness, can you do the math to show me that the sun is enough? It seems like if it was, this would have happened before in recorded history somewhere.
>>139496126
Yeah somewhat better now.
>>139497032
God help us all.
Breaking news!
All out war has broken out in Houston! Reports of the newly formed New Gator Syndicate (NGS) and the Fire Ant Armada (FAA) declaring war on the USA as well as each other. Various other groups such as the Snek Red River Army (SRRA) and the Delta P Lurkers (DPL) have also been spotted moving into key strategic points. Stay tuned for more!
>>139494848
>it has begun
>>139497181
the storm is cold
global warming BTFO
>>139497198
not necessarily. it depends on how he drove it
>>139497212
Real early
More rain forecasted
So happening is coming to end right?
>>139496006
guarantee they'll be looting before this is over
oh, except when they do it its "scavenging"
>>139497149
holy crap
it was him in drag all along
>>139494569
I'm near Beaumont in Orange. Beaumont is flooded right now. More rain expected. This entire area is a fucking disaster .
>>139497038
Have they ever set off a nuke underwater?
How high's the water, Papa?
>>139494824
A few billion, Danish man
>>139497261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Dx6tz05lC4
>>139496906
FACT: They used HARP to blow a hole straight through the fucking firmament. This is the end.
>>139497156
dumb question, but unless you have an open wound, you'll be fine as long as you dont drink the water right?
>>139497297
It has come to consume the illegal aliens.
>>139496809
Did this type of event happen with Katrina?
>108.54
its going back up slightly
Would now be a good time to invest in Texas real-estate?
>>139497234
source
>>139497208
holy fuck its a cannibal
ITS FEEDING FROM ITS FLOODS
>>139497387
S-sure.
Could be as many as 10,000 dead already.
>>139496023
Its the first super saiyan transformation so Ill allow it
>>139497468
sauce?
Harvey is fucking pissed at texans
>>139497297
It reminded me of that skull faced nightmare fuel from the Russian Sleep Experiment.
>>139497329
So bad you had to post that meme by taking a picture of it along with your monitor and upload it here?
Why is no one posting pictures of areas affected by Cypress Creek or Spring Creek? They got fucked hard this and the other times it flooded the past 3 years.
>>139497387
wat if it gets up your dick hole?
>>139497271
Yes, they do underwater nuke tests all the time, but one nuke is nowhere near enough energy. If it was you'd notice the nuke. It'd have to be constant small nukes in strategic locations.
>>139497343
Fove feet high and risein'
>>139496130
STAY DRY SAFETY GOTE!
>>139497002
that shit is really small. It can sail right into a cut, or if some water splashes in your mouth or eyes. The results are devastating.
>>139497451
Probably yes as a lot of people without Insurance are wrecked, but I think the banks and mega jews will swoop it all up
>>139497156
there already was huge flood in Lousiana which is basically 70IQ negro central, and I havent heard about mass shitting epidemy that time. Or maybe it was accepted as average shart situation
>>139497196
This was his last post (est)
>>139497234
I think you mean National Guard....
>>139497387
Don't forget to cork your arsehole.
>>139495613
I'll bet it's real but the cost of maintenance to the planes would bankrupt them so they're lying and had someone fagshop the NY skyline in (skyline definitely looks shopped)
>>139494669
Third, and they'll nearly all be niggers.
>>139497529
Hope he enjoys his leprosy.
Why do they call it Sugarland
>>139497297
I'm just gonna remind everyone that hurricanes like those can mask time traveling events or be generated from them.
Someone just warped in our timeline around there
>>139497520
Glue it shut
>>139497451
soon. wait for market to tank fully.
investing in timber is also a good play. millions of homes will need repairs.
>>139497529
no true Texan would ever save an armadillo
fuck armadillos
>>139497507
his ass
>>139497529
What an absolute fucking retard
>>139495889
>MAH GAWD KING STONE COLD IS GONNA SUPLEX HIM INTO THAT RAGING TORRENT OF WATER MAH GAWD
tfw nice and comfy in the mountains
>>139497292
>national disaster
>better make things worse by declaring war
https://www.windy.com/?sst,29.392,-92.065,6
Look at those lovely sea temps.
>>139494569
Ocean man, won't you take me by the hand? Lead me to the land where I'll understand.
>>139497002
>some jackass drove by in their dodge charger, sending a huge wave of flood water at you
>a bunch got in your mouth, nose, and eyes
>but you drink bottled water so you're fine
heh
>>139495732
smart as fuck.
Result of Addicks overflow
>>139497398
Flesh
Eating
Bacteria
>>139497651
Sugar plantations, my guy.
>>139497529
Califaggot detected
>>139497651
its the land of sugar and honey where anything can happen
>>139497387
your skin is absorbent and also a massive organ...what do you think?
>>139497738
Any other pics? Would love to see actual overflow video from sides of dam
>>139497529
Fuck armadillos, nearly crashed the other way when I dodged one on the roads
Pieces of shit
>>139497387
No, absolutely not. If you wade through sewage, you will have bacteria on your body. All it takes is one touch to transport those pathogens to your hands and from there they will quickly find their way to your mouth and face. Que diarrhea and death.
>>139494794
here is your (you) anon
>>139497615
National Guard and Army, Navy... it doesn't matter. A state of emergency is usually called before martial law, martial aw is just a full lockdown by the army.
>>139497578
Nice fear porn. I bet youre getting off right now, stroke it you sick fuck
im actually watching a stream of niggers looting a supermarket
where is the new
>>139494932
This one is my favorite. Thanks! The other one moved too fast for me to compare photos.
>>139497758
Just in time to
That cardgame is accurate as fuck
http://edition.cnn.com/2014/05/16/politics/pentagon-zombie-apocalypse/index.html
>>139495485
But after Waterworld... The Postman rises.
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land
That you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe
Is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement
At the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth
To the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form raised in the sand,
Soaking up the thirst of the land
>>139497809
> https://twitter.com/JeffLindner1
>>139495268
holy c. I would eat the fuck out of that spaghetti
I know what im asking my girlfriend to make for dinner
If hurricane Harvey really existed how did Trump's plane land in Texas? You're all being psy-oped this is nothing more than a government conspiracy to distract you from the fact Trump colluded with Russia to steal the election. Impeach 45.
>>139497578
anon, I hope that Im wrong but I slightly suspect that you wish thousands of people would start endlessly shitting themselves, while you watch that on HD TV and laugh. You focus disturbing amount of attention on this
>>139496730
Let me spoon-feed you like a little babby
>>139494569
NEW BREAD NEEDED!
>>139494794
>gif
>SlideShow
haven't read anything since this morning lads. Hows the addicks dam goin?
>>139497387
Just dont kiss anyone
Just dont eat anything without washing your hands
Just dont be sneezed/coughed at or on
Just dont have a droplet of rain hit the water that hits your mouth and you swallow
Just dont wipe your face like you unconsciously do all the time
You'll be fine
BREAKING:
"We can make it to the road in a homemade boat
That's the only thing we got left that'll float
It's already over all the wheat and the oats. Two feet high and risin', according to the NWS.
HAARP JEWS WILL PAY FOR THIS
>>139497951
Lo mein?
>>139497651
Home of Nancy Hicks-Gribble, shug
>>139497398
With all the bodies left for days, i would imagine so
NEW BREAD
>>139498091
>>139498059
crotch noodles
>>139497904
Link
108.61
>108.61
108.61
>108.61
>>139497529
:3
hope he doesn't catch leprosy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkQFTxwllDA
>>139497729
>somebody splash water on you
>you spit it out
>since you didnt ingest it, you wont get dysentery
phew, that was a close one
unless you automatically swallow everything that comes inside your mouth. Which means youre a faggot and actually want your ass to suffer horribly
>>139498123
>Home of Nancy Hicks-Gribble, shug
It's the voting van. Yes the voting van is here. It's the voting van. To take you to the polling place.
>>139496940
It does include Civil aid. Coast guard and National Guard are allowed to do stuff (and they are).
The rest of the US military has to keep a distance barring extreme circumstance.
>>139497939
That may be the case.
>>139497961
https://www.windy.com/?23.221,-44.956,5,m:d3Zafr0
What, that little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy.
>>139497387
man, have you ever eaten Vietnamese food?
All that water flooding Houston is just one big bowl of Pho man.
You can go out there and drink deep, you'll be fine.
>>139495873
they suck slower so it prolongs the cumming
>>139497468
(((Could Be)))
Could be 6 gorillion
>>139494569
NEW BREAD WHEN?
>NEW BREAD WHEN
NEW BREAD WHEN??
how could people even leave doggos behind. Sad!
>>139497651
That "royal crown" sugar used to have production factories around there IIRC. Hence "sugarland"
>>139496940
The governor HAS to request authorization and resources, the President can offer, but cant unilaterally send aid at a whim other than FEMA.
>>139498343
>people
>>139498310
New bread
>>139498091
>>139497156
>You don't think a hell of a lot of people would be foolish enough not to drink bottled/boiled water?
Niggers aren't people.
>>139498310
It's already been done
>>139498139
>>139494824
500+ billion. It's going to bankrupt Fema and small insurance companies.
>>139497387
Don't touch the water
>>139496023
GTFO with your harem show faggotry
>>139496572
It's just thermal cycling of warmed, then cooled, then warmed parts. Ignore the non-mechanics ITT.
Next time fucking leave you moron.
>>139498024
>the oats
>>139497149
It's all starts making sense now
>>139497340
Yes, the US set off a 5 megaton bomb once at Bikini Atoll.
CASTLE MIKE or CASTLE BRAVO, cant remember the name.
>>139498654
>>139497658
So like young Jean Claude van dam? Is he time traveling to stop John McCain? Did he give McCain tumor?
>>139498787
Ivy Mike and Castle Bravo were above the surface, underwater ones would be Wigwam or Hardtack and a few others.
>>139497348
May reach six gorillion shekels goy.
>>139497348
(((six million))) billions, to be exact
>>139494848
Watch it Harvey
>>139498555
I smell a (((bailout))) coming. Jews have suffered enough. Remember the holocaust.
>>139499503
>>139499703
that's a lot of shekels
>>139497340
C'mon burger,
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underwater_explosion#List_of_underwater_nuclear_tests
Lotsa detonations
>>139497313
Gotta just gun it, do not remove foot from gas
>>139494874
>That image
>>139497317
fuck off nigger.