/HFG/ - Hurricane Harvey Houston Flood General: R.I.P HOUSTON EDITION

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>singing in the rain

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holy shit

BREAKING:
Well, the hives are gone,
I've lost my bees
The chickens are sleepin'
In the willow trees
Cow's in water up past her knees,
Three feet high and risin'

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This model predicts 46 mph winds in 3 hours.
The hurricane is definitely gaining some strength.

>>139498174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP1cllftq5o

khou stream stuttering for everyone else?

Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land
That you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe
Is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land

Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement
At the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth
To the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form raised in the sand,
Soaking up the thirst of the land.

Why havent the anons formed a makeshift militia yet so they can rule as the kings of New Atlantis?

these guys are driving to the levee breach
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1jMKgPPYvXkGL

>>139498199
>inb4 "IS THIS REAL?"

>>139498199
fuck

>One ingredient is warm water. Warm ocean waters provide the energy a storm needs to become a hurricane. Usually, the surface water temperature must be 26 degrees Celsius (79 degrees Fahrenheit) or higher for a hurricane to form.
the eye has moved back over the gulf, temperatures of the water there are high 70s, with mid 80s reported in some areas
plus, the storm has slowed to 2 mph, meaning it may be able to gather strength before moving towards LA

Wew lads, around what time are we getting fugged by hurr pt.2 electric jigaboo?

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>dat loop forecast
please

Any periscope streams?

This is a government conspiracy to distract you from the fact Trump colluded with Russia to steal the election. If Harvey really happened how did Trump's plane land? Harvey/Trump fags BTFO.

Are there really sharks entering flooded areas?

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>>139498091
What if the gulf of Mexico was formed by a perpetual Hurricane that lasted thousands of years

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>>139498199
>OMG IS THIS REAL??

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>>139498091

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What did we do to deserve this?

>>139498238

My metrologist friend is saying dry air is moving in and the weather will clear up tonight. He's been right on everything so far.

how fucked is addicks right now?

THIS JUST IN:
Hey, come look through the window pane,
The bus is comin', gonna take us to the train
Looks like we'll be blessed with a little more rain,
4 feet high and risin'

>>139498276
>https://www.periscope.tv/w/1jMKgPPYvXkGL
It isn't live right meow, any idea when they are gonna start streaming again?

>>139498345
DO A FLIP

>>139498362
No, that's probably just trolling. Sharks don't usually live around the Texas coast.

I'm about to leave for Houston, other than water and food what else do I need to bring (I'm a days drive out)

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Ok who of you jokers went and finished the wrong damn ritual? THESE ARE NOT THE FROGS WE ASKED FOR!

>>139498345
>dat line through PA
WORRY.jpg

>>139498362
Probably not, but bull sharks can go into fresh water, and they're mean, nasty fuckers.

>>139498408
Voted for Hillary

>>139498442
UPDATE:
Well, the rails are washed out north of town
We gotta head for higher ground
We can't come back till the water comes down,
Five feet high and risin'

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/ourguy/?

>>139498408
You filled the greatest state in the union with liberals and non-white trash, now God is trying to fix it.
>tfw Jesus won't let Texas go blue

>>139498345
You know what I see in that pic?
Massive flooding disasters up through the Appalachians in the coming days

Harvey is the gift that keeps on giving

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>>139498199
The real picture is worse.

>>139498408
Are you a Texas anon? How are you holding up lad? Stay safe if you are, I only want the blacks and illegals to fall to this storm.

>>139498236
Phew, looks like it will miss us.

>>139498362
No, that photo that normies are stupid enough to spread around as fact is a total shoop.

>>139498408
Let in mexicans and go blue

THEY'RE SHOOTING PEOPLE!

>>139498440
proper fucked

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JAKE PAUL,
OUR ARYAN LORD AND SAVIOUR,
IS HERE TO SAVE US FROM THE HURRICANE!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hBjLcOk9nM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hBjLcOk9nM

>>139498457
clothes, medical supplies, radios if you can manage. slap some of those walmart plastic canoes on your roof if you can manage the $300 cost for 2

are you heading down to help?
bring enough water and food to share

>>139498345
>>dat loop forecast

As a Houstonian, I'd laugh. Then I'd shoot myself.

>>139498446
IDK, 20 minutes? They said they were on 288.

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>>139498091
EYE OF THE STORM: REFORMING.
HARVEY: GATHERING MOISTURE AND ENERGY FROM SEA.

RIP GULF AREA

>>139498457

Blankets and toiletries also bring a gun in case darkie tries to ask for help then rob you. Happened last night.

>>139498447
JUMP ASSHOLE

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Mass Rescuing everywhere from Hamshire to Bevil Oaks anywhere below on or below 90 should evacuate if they haven't not even China/Nome are safe.

>>139498527
That's real
I saw it in a Delta Airlines press release

>>139498546
hurricanes that spawn off the coast of africa dont hit america

>>139498516
Pretty sure Nasa faked this footage.

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>>139498581
#pray4carlos

>>139498511
>eating food while wading through shit water

>>139498362
Probably not. But I can guarantee there's Gators having a good time in Houston.

>>139498576
Sauce

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>>139498408

>>139498199
Posting this pic should be a bannable offense at this point

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Reminder that levee to THIS has broken.

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Damn... Houston looking rough.

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>Showing Basketball Americans looting

DELETE THIS

kikebook.com/itsahoustonthing/videos/1295308103924376/

shit falling apart

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You're done, burgers

>>139498474
They are not the frogs we asked for, but they are the frogs we need right now

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>>139498091
Why can't burgers build proper houses and dams?

>>139498671
Neat, He is pretty hot

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>>139498091


What did they mean by this?

>>139498367
The governor technically doesn't have to do shit, the US has been in a State of Emergency since 9/11, it has been extended every year even through the Obama administration.

>>139498701
Where is it in the context of the rest of the city?

>>139498091
Happening over.

Rain stopped.

Dam didn’t overflow. Those people in the 1940s knew how to make dams.

gg

If it keeps on rainin' levee's goin' to break
If it keeps on rainin' levee's goin' to break
When the levee breaks I'll have no place to stay.
Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan
Lord mean old levee taught me to weep and moan
Got what it takes to make a mountain man leave his home
Oh well oh well oh well.
Don't it make you feel bad
When you're tryin' to find your way home
You don't know which way to go?
If you're goin' down South
They go no work to do,
If you don't know about Chicago.
Cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
All last night sat on the levee and moaned,
All last night sat on the levee and moaned,
Thinkin' 'bout me baby and my happy home.
Going, go'n' to Chicago,
Go'n' to Chicago,
Sorry but I can't take you.
Going down, going down now, going down
going down now, going down, going down, going down, going down
Going down, going down now, going down
going down now, going down
going down now, going down
Going d-d-d-d-down
Woo woo

1 0 8 . 6 2 '

>>139498782
south

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>>139498511
>feeding chicken to niggers

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>>139498817
THE WATER RISES

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Bad Goys, bad Goys whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when (((they))) come for you?
Bad Goys, bad Goys whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when (((they))) come for you?

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What is up with the victim mindset in Houston? I've seen so many abled bodied people be carried and than I see this footage of people who seem to refuse to get out of their car unless someone screams at them... WTF?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJpXaMV74lA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5T-v5bMk6k

People need to take mother fucking responsibility for their lives. They can't expect an angel to came down and save them.

>>139498345


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOY91ops_lM

>>139498748
>not "the Chad Cyclone"
Wasted opportunity

Is the Galleria ok???

The tread quality has gone to complete shit
I already miss all the Texas anons

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We're never getting hockey back in Beaumont now

>>139498899
checked

>>139498091
108.65

>>139498811
Greatest beat ever. The drums of doom. Recorded after Bonham set up his kit at the bottom of a staircase in an old farmhouse. Put the mics up top. Imagine that sound?

>>139498873
>while they stand in sewer water
>that nigger didn't wash her hands

Did the levee break really do anything?

>>139498944

Galleria is ok for the most part.

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>>139498091
This is Gods punishment on red state for not electing the most qualified candidate

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>>139498808

He doesn't know....

>>139498383
that would be geographically and meteorologically impossible you dumb burger

>>139498774
>The governor technically doesn't have to do shit,

yeah sure, so all the lefties cocsucking nigger lovers will have anotehr thing to bitch, lookie Drumpf the dictator, moving on the states.

Seriously, fuck off you idiot.

these threads are too damn fast

>>139498951

SW Houston representing

>>139498918
>People need to take mother fucking responsibility for their lives. They can't expect an angel to came down and save them.

Uh Im pretty sure thats exactly the opposite of religion sweetie. The angels will save you and control your destiny and you're just a passenger.

>>139499043
I haven't seen video or picture yet but I imagine it's flooding everything south of it right now. They ordered everyone to get out.

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>>139498528
I'm in Cypress the best part of Houston desu. No major flooding where I am but power has been on and off the last few days

>>139498408
>image.jpg
Phoneposting. Consumers get what they deserve

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As an amateur diver I'd love to scavange Houston under water with oxygen tank and harpoon.

You guys think Jewelries got all their stuff out in time?

>>139498918
the area you are talking about? voted for hillary and is a blue county.

>>139499043

Keep an eye on this stream from Brazoria

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGBN7s_wEAw

>>139498731
lol Breaking911 gives zero fucks about political correctness

>>139499078
>yeah sure, so all the lefties cocsucking nigger lovers will have anotehr thing to bitch, lookie Drumpf the dictator, moving on the states.
No one cares what they say though.

>>139499060
>houston overwhelmingly voted for hillary

>here is your you

>>139498199
end this meme

Is it getting worse ?
Is it the worst flooding in the history of the USA ?

>>139499131

Cypress is arguably the whitest part of Houston lol

>>139499060
ShE bReAtHeS WiTh HeR pEoPlE lUnGs

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just build a wall around your yard

>>139498199
I don't get it, a port is supposed to have water.
Boats look a bit weird, but I figure things are different in burgerstan.

>>139498918
this reporter is fucking retarded the guy is obviously in shock he could have onset hypothermia if hes been sitting in rain water for hours

live from helicopter
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1mnxemmEyDQxX

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>>139498481
Don't worry my fellow Pennsylvanian, the storm will weaken by the time it reaches us.

>>139499162
any diving would be septic

What is Carlos current status?

>>139499162
>as an amateur diver
Sure, go ahead and report what's down the sewers after you get sucked into shit water with no escape.

>my smug pepe face when there are surely people who left New Orleans for Houston following Katrina to "start over"

>>139499078
Lol calm down you triggered cunt. The whole country is under a state of emergency the national guard can be sent in anywhere at any time. Nice flag faggot lol.

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>>139497529
>>139497529

Foolish manthings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfsZhYiCNfA

>>139499162
I was thinking the same. never dove with tanks before though

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This was the Neches river right before the sun came out I can't imagine its any better now.
If I had a lifted truck I would probably go full Chad and drive down there to get a picture.

>>139498527
Holy fuck. Getting really bad now, I guess.

>>139499131
I have family in Katy, Anon. Is their property okay? I can't contact them at the moment.

>>139498918
These are all liberals, anon. They expect the government to save them.

>>139499162
You'd be some fine pickins for the gators in water that murky

>>139498406
kekd

>>139499307
He's dead, anon

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uhh guys???

>>139499200
the wind is picking up?

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>>139499272
That's actually a good idea...........fuck.............

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>>139498091
This hurricane is either residual effect generated by a Time Streamer or used to mask him/her from (((their))) prying eyes no doubt. Right now it's in the process of "delivering" from one end to the other so the destination point could be anywhere.
We're being silently invaded.
I'm not even talking about ayys.
It's been fun guys but we won't even last a few months. Breeches like these always leaves our fabric more vulnerable to more time niggers or entities.
I know nobody's gonna believe me but what ever. I'm used to it.

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This is the anon who was crossing the water about an hour ago. Made it through just fine and am almost to Bastrop. Thanks for the (you)s.

Will post more pics

t. Camry owner

>>139498748
>The Virgin Wet Drizzle
>The Chad Cyclone

>>139499291
These videos are at least a year old. They were from a previous flash flood not related to the hurricane.

stream has gone to shit. A better stream?

>>139499162
Assuming you aren't a LARPing faggot, Mandatory jail time for all looters.

>>139499364

Katy is some parts is completely screwed. You'd have to be more specific but you can't bc doxx

My vote for scariest image seen so far:

The blood streaming out of that clinic. I'd rather deal with gators, snakes and feral nogs than be anywhere near that shit. Repulsed me on some basal level. Ugh fuck.

>>139499272
>>139499407
Walls work!

>>139499245
It'll get worse until the rain stops, but it's largely calmed down. Now it depends on when the dam breaks/if Harvey makes another go at Houston.
It's easily the worst flood in US history, with it being bigger than the last three biggest floods in a decade combined.

>>139499434
>t. Camry owner
Glad you could make it out alive

Get safe, get comfy, get to shitposting m8

>>139499420
I believe you, tell me more about the time niggers.

>>139498594
>>139498634
Okay thank you

>>139499399

Wouldn't even get in the water is contaminated af.

>>139498671
Alright, thanks bud

>>139498991
>Ford

nothing of value was lost

Any pictures or videos yet of Addicks overflow?

>>139499512
That wasn't really blood, anon

>>139499364
I got senpai in cypress and in katy around cinco ranch. They say they're all high n dry

>>139499407
Yeah dude the rain will just rain outside of the wall right? fucking moron

>>139498748
no "wears clogs"?

>>139499351
>2 hours
>only rescue 10 people

pretty shit desu

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My neighborhood is flooded, but my house and many of my neighbor's houses are fine.

We went kayaking down the neighborhood yesterday, with a beer cooler. Was a good bonding experience for all of our neighbors.

OHHHHH SHIT
WHO SAW THE SHEBOON COMPLETELY FREAK OUT ON CNN???????????????

>>139499303
mountains will keep it over pittsburgh if anything

>>139499512
Pic?

>>139499407
>>139499272
>conservatives start building walls around their yards
>liberals flip the hell out and don't build walls around their yards
>hurricane comes, all the liberals die

Anyone just see the dindu go off on CNN for interviewing?

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>>139498199

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>>139499434

i can barely understand these black texans
https://www.periscope.tv/Tim52Pbm/1OyKArroLnnGb

>>139499628
>sheboon
>CNN

makes sense

>>139499628
Sauce?

>>139499665
LOL i just saw that, CNN BTFO

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[{Thread Theme}]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVdMz6aMj1Q

>Look-a here the water now, Lordy,
>Levee broke, rose most everywhere
>The water at Greenville and Leland,
>Lord, it done rose everywhere
>Boy, you can't never stay here
>I would go down to Rosedale,
>But, they tell me there's water there

>>139499628
Witnessed.

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What's wrong with armadillos?

>>139499628
link pls :3

>>139499628
It was hilarious.
Why did she accepted in the first place?

Just got a news alert that a police officer drowned. F.

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>>139499665
>watching CNN

>>139499162
its all in safes

the fire proof, welded to the floor kind

I have audited several jewelers, and its pretty consistent

also: fuck buying jewelry. I'd actually make my way to someone who has a lot of silver dollars and gold bullion.

>>139498521
Harvey will loose a lot of power before coming up here. We could certainly use the rain though.

Source: lives in Appalachia and this isn't my first rodeo.

>gator country flooded
>cows being released into the wild
rip cows

>>139498199
holy shit is this real? why didn't the planes just fly away?

>>139499665
>>139499628
Damn
Don't be shoving no fucking camera in my face

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>>139499650

Conservatives learn swimming at a young age

>>139499621
You know how long it takes to navigate that shit and look for people that can't signal?
I saw some people on stream trying to get found with a whistle, it worked but some of these simple folk don't even have the brains to put their lips together and blow.

>>139499587
Do you know what a pump is?

>>139499751

> no trump head in this gif

please fix this

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>>139498408
See pic

>>139499487
>>139499586
Much appreciated, lads. My family evacuated so I'm glad to hear some semi-good news.

>>139499743
Leprosy.

>>139499790
>is this real?
yes

>>139499665
DELET THIS LIVE VIDEO

>>139499482
Name even one thing wrong with looting.

>>139499625

That's a good lad. Keep up sense of community mate brings people together

>>139499785
You'd be surprised
These things tend to dump whats left of their moisture load over the Appalachian mountains
It happens routinely

>>139499853
Based Fort Worth, best part of the DFW

Man alive, we are witnessing something special here.

>>139499311
>Sure, go ahead and report what's down the sew

Check'd and kek'd

>>139499584
Really? Fooled me. Revulsion wins out over logic. Heebie fuckin jeebies.

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Are we about to Houston or Katrina?
>>139499712
God bless Buc ee's

>>139499853
>Dallas is surrounded by red but didn't vote read itself
Why is that?

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>>139499018
>The drums of doom

amen brother

>>139499853
Doesn't get more obvious than this.

>>139499748
they give them $20
and another $20 if they cry live
not even kidding

what's with the fucking 10 layers of capcha

>>139499785
I grew up in the Appalachians as well. Experienced a hundred year flood that wiped out our entire town.
Caused by hurricane remnants that parked themselves over our region

cnn stream rewinding now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNwJCUKLRBY

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>>139498918
keks that nigger drove straight into it

What did the niglet do on CNN and why?

>>139498408
The Saints were just fine

>>139499974
libcucks and spics, DFW is split on politics, people from California and niggers.

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>>139499712
>>139499434

Dog speed

>>139499162
>>139499305
>>139499325
Must dive in dry suit.
Water is already putrid.

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>>139499714
The music.

>>139499974
>Why is that?

Sanctuary City

>>139499587
Do you have drains in americum?

>>139499060
No, it's just really blatant media propaganda trying to make Hillary look human.

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>>139498091
That picture is fucking surreal. I drove by that intersection to work every week. Glad I wasn't an idiot who moved into a house in the flood zone.

DOWNTOWN HOUSTON STREAM:

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1BRKjyyEmyWxw
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1BRKjyyEmyWxw
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1BRKjyyEmyWxw

>>135900000

>>139499912
Did I say there's something wrong with looting? No I said the DA's office is throwing out mandatory jail time for all looters. Keep larping like you'd have the balls to loot anything faggot.

>>139499434
How was that drive? Were you taking 10 to 71 up to Austin? I want to go down and pick up my famalam.

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>>139498199
Holy shit is this for real!

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>>139499407

>>139500024
-6min roughly

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>>139499640

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>>139499974
Nigger and spic parasites infested city

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>>139499904
>CNN
You're watching CNN?

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FUCK DRUMPF DON'T EVACUATE

So all those people lined up to see Trump, ya think there will be any antifa there? haahahaha I would LOVE that.

Is this "shitwater" proven to be concentrated and pathogenic, or is it just biophobic fearmongering? The ocean, for example, is shitwater, with sewage runoff being near many public beaches, but e.coli, etc concentrations are usually harmless. Pond water is frequently swan in with no problems also. And the human body has more microbes in and on its self than its own cells. Why are people so scared of a little bacteria? The rise in allergies and similar disorders is no coincidence.

>>139500208
I think you mean >>139500000

Dear god, how can anyone stand watching CNN. It has a billion adveritsements when reporting on life threatening news FFS

>>139500044
complete full chimping on the reporter

I hope someone capped it

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tfw you are a hardened internet veteran but when the jokes turn to people in your city dying due to a breaking dam and it's not funny anymore

storm is already moving away, will be sunny tomorrow

>>139500355
Well you're not a hardened internet veteran then.
Checked.

Reminder:

Breaking news!
All out war has broken out in Houston! Reports of the newly formed New Gator Syndicate (NGS) and the Fire Ant Armada (FAA) declaring war on the USA as well as each other. Various other groups such as the Snek Red River Army (SRRA) and the Delta P Lurkers (DPL) have also been spotted moving into key strategic points. Stay tuned for more!

>>139500341
I'm glad fox doesn't do that.

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>>139499790
>why didn't the planes just fly away?
>implying that would have saved them
this is a screen taken from periscope last hour.

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>>139500309

democrat mayor will be strung up after all this for murder

>>139500309
he's right. it would cause mass chaos that they didn't have time for. people can make their own judgement sometimes you know

>>139499625
Your neighborhood seem cozy like King of the Hill.

>>139499625
white oppressor

>>139500251
whats this from

>>139500309
Exactly this.
The Army Corps of Engineers told that nig nog Houston mayor to call an evacuation
Gov. Abbott advised him to evacuate as well

The Mayor's response: "Fuck Donald Trump, Fuck white people"

Anyone else notice all the Houston anons have stopped posting

>>139500355
Texans deserve it for being dumb rednecks

>>139500355
>hardened internet veteran
You're not

a white male is streaming again
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1nAKEeeBvMXKL

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>>139498199

Fake. That pic has been around since 2013. It' to do with climate change.

>>139499260

>Poopie comes out her butty-butthole - JUST LIKE ON YOU!

>>139500410
>All out war has broken out in Houston! Reports of the newly formed New Gator Syndicate (NGS) and the Fire Ant Armada (FAA) declaring war on the USA as well as each other. Various other groups such as the Snek Red River Army (SRRA) and the Delta P Lurkers (DPL) have also been spotted moving into key strategic points.

Somebody get the stick

>>139500251
wat is this from

>>139500317
As long as you don't drink it and don't wade in it f or more than a few minutes it won't do any harm. The real danger are moccasins and copperheads. Oh by the way did you know that fire ants can fucking swim?

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>>139500442

>>139500251
Is that shack even worth protecting?

>>139500435
My God #pray4houston

>>139500312
i'd like to see mass antifa exections by the SS too

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>>139500410
so it begins

>>139500419
OH SNAP!!!

tell that bitch how it is anon

>>139498091

Need new bread!

anyone heard from carlos?

>>139498408
The Liberals probably did it desu

Ha, that bitch on CNN

>You're still the fuck in my face with that microphone

It's like they're trying to lose sympathy.

I heard that the dams have begun overflowing.
How bad has it gotten? Have the dams begun to fail yet?

>>139500317
People dont swim in fucking sewers you retard. That water theyre wading in is a combination of the feces of every person in that area and their urine and vomit and period blood and actual blood and vomit and snot and cum.

Enjoy.

>>139500355
B-but the memes!

>>139500449
No, you evacuate neighborhood by neighborhood in the order of the most prone to flooding
The Houston mayor had sufficient advanced warning to do that.
But, "Fuck Donald Trump, Fuck whitey"

>>139500468
new far cry game

>>139499540
What's more to say? The more someone fucks around with something so gentle and subtle as the fabric of time the more our planet's natural energetic fields weaken thus making it an easily pinpointed destination. So, what's the worse that could happen? Simple. Spontaneous incursion of outside beings. Not saying invasion or anything just things randomly popping in on our planet from god-knows-when. So, like if people keep abusing time with the use of technology or just psychic abilities in the sense of "transportation" and not the natural and harmless "scrying" method they doom us to the "time niggers".
Time nigger is everyone and everything that shifts in different timelines and sometimes dimensions as well. Time was ment to be looked upon. It's a pond. Not a portal like stupid niggers use it.
Also the incoming garbage might weaken it even more like a domino effect, hell maybe someone might bring an army or two or just send a formless entity to manipulate our world on a grand level and subtle level. Whose to say. It's like pulling your pants down in prison and walking around. Anything could happen.

>>139499974
Dallas is niggerland
Houston is a mix of mexicans and Southeast asians.

>>139500449
Thats why you do it it parts.
Mandatory Evacuation for the most needy incapable first.

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>>139499712
>>139499966
Buc-ee's stands strong.

>>139500442
someone better stream that lynching

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So to re-cap. I should invest in:
Lumber
Concrete
Gasoline
Texas Real-Esate

What do you guys think?

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>>139499434
I am glad you made it.

That is scary as fuck. God Bless and stay safe!

>>139499272
post pic of that guy who built an embankment

>>139500468
I think it's a Katrina pic but not sure. Had it for awhile now.

>>139499714
What is, Katrina refugees?
They speak creole, not Texan.

I once took a cab from NOLA airport to French quarter. Huge black dude cab driver drove the whole way with seat in recline position. Talked nonstop.
I didn't understand a single word he said. Not one.

>>139500442
>>139500526
Why doesn't Trump order an evacuation? He's the president, surely he has this authority.

>>139500442
How is it possible to be this incompetent?

>>139500634
Get to that promised land, anon!

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>>139500442

They called him crazy

>>139500653
Construction firms might be good as well.

Does anybody know if Trump's visit in Austin is open to the public/what time it's at? Like a staging area for supporters to gather?

Just got back for college and it would be cool to go see if I could catch a glimpse of him.

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>>139498091
sorry, sweetie

the storm is over in houston ill prove it with pics i live near stafford and sugarland, the sun is going to break thru any hour now

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>>139499640
Apparently fake but still fucked.

>>139500526
jej'd
saving

>>139500562
anyone has a cap of that
I fell off my couch laughing when I saw it

>>139499303
>Don't worry my fellow Pennsylvanian
We havn't had a good one since the other year when that one blew through the midstate and flooded EVERYTHING. My cousin got married that weekend in Harrisburg....Her father had to hike over a mountain to get picked up because there was no road service to where he was.

I was trapped for 4 days in the mountains because every road either washed out or was under water. Thankfully we were well supplied and really did not suffer disaster.

God, that was 7 years ago?

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busted his fucking lights

>>139498751
cheaper and quicker to build, easy to renovate, strong enough most of the time

if you get a direct hit by a tornado/hurricane any kind of house is fucked unless you live in a bunker

>>139500520
I have invasive fire ants here, and never saw the problem. Got bitten while blackberry picking, and it was minor. Always assumed it was, once again, biophobic fearmongering, like the reactionary responses to spiders, e.g. "Eek spiders! I'm so scared".

>>139500653
>real estate
kek
do concrete

>>139500742
Based Marc, somehow I'm related to him but not close...

Ayy, I hope the niggers from Katrina by way of Houston don't show up in Phoenix, last time it didn't go so well.

DOWNTOWN:
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1BRKjyyEmyWxw
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1BRKjyyEmyWxw
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1BRKjyyEmyWxw

>>139498728
IS THIS REAL?

>>139499708
Comfy.

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People are already livestreaming rising waters in Beaumont and the storm hasn't even hit.

>>139500233
Yes, that crossing was the only iffy part, but saw other cars make it through so...

>h-here I go...

>>139499364
My cousins out there made this update 2 hours ago. They don't have any flooding near them. Someone posted the full version of this list here last night. This is all I have, I'm also looking for updates for Katy.

>>139499743
Tough outer shell masks a heart of gold.

Like a sassy hooker.

THANK YOU BASED POSEIDON!

>>139500623
>Southeast Asians
Do they not vote more conservative? I thought that, because they make more money on average, that they would want to keep more of their hard earned money and not vote for more socialist politicians and programs?

>>139500974
Tough outer shell masks a heart of gold masks a serious contagious disease.
Like a sassy hooker.

>>139500804

HIV Virus cannot survive in those conditions

The US liveuamap has more deaths per day than the Syrian version and also more catastrophes.

>>139500910
Marc just reported on it. the mayor of rockport actually said it.

Rockport Mayor Pro Tempore Patrick Rios said Friday, ahead of the massive hurricane's expected landfall, that residents should either evacuate or make sure their remains can be identified.

"We’re suggesting if people are going to stay here, mark their arm with a Sharpie pen with their name and Social Security number," Rios said at a morning press conference, as reported by ABC News.

i'm reading shit about the levees having ALREADY failed
is it HAPPENING

>>139500941
Seems like a piss poor time to check the mail.

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>>139500827
>was 7 years ago
Yes is was. My father and I went out into the storm to fly tarps and check on the older residents in our village. The family motto is "Run Towards Danger".

>>139500941
Beaumont has gotten like 30" of rain over the past few days

>>139500913
>https://www.periscope.tv/w/1BRKjyyEmyWxw
told u all its over, go fuck yourselves now faggots

>Harvey is the real face of climate change

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>>139500661
kek

So did those dams break or what

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>tfw house next door was on fire but I was too busy taking a shit to realize it