Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Will Petry recover? edition

For german Anon who want to go the extra mile:

The AfD is still looking for people who can spend some time before the election to placard posters.
>https://www.afd.de/zeit-spenden

Also if not even more important apply as Wahlhelfer to prevent election fraud. (Check your local deadlines at your town hall) You get even some money from the government for this, between 60-90€

Or if you don't want to spend the entire election day at the polling station, please go there as Wahlbeobachter. Every citizen got the right to be there when they count the votes! Just go there a few minutes before 6pm on election day. You don't need to do anything else.

>https://www.afd.de/wahlhelfer

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vZ9Sv_ot90

Today's News Headlines:

Immunity of Frauke Petry canceld

http://www.faz.net/aktuell/politik/inland/immunitaet-von-afd-chefin-frauke-petry-aufgehoben-15173511.html

http://www.bild.de/politik/2017/alternative-fuer-deutschland/immunitaet-von-frauke-petry-aufgehoben-53028138.bild.html

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Ja Heil

bump, Herr Kaleu

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>>139468168

>>139468494
SPD danach die Grünen

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>>139467724
>Will Petry recover? e

Nope :^)

>>139468494
>>139468579
In that order ... talking abut inner city
Linke, CDU, Grüne, SPD, MLPD and even Deutsche Mitte has some up high

AfD Thuringia ran a subtle campaign a few weeks ago w/o AfD CI ... triggered Jusos autistic screeching:

http://www.thueringer-allgemeine.de/web/zgt/leben/detail/-/specific/Jusos-erstatten-Anzeige-gegen-AfD-Kandidaten-2046206635

>>139469209

By voting for neoliberal shills?

lmao!

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>>139469192
kek

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>>139469407
we need more memes like that

>>139469290
Yup. That´s exactly what we Need. Got any counterarguments?

>>139468494
SPD
CDU
LINKE
MLPD

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Give me some good memes guys

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>>139469725

>>139469725
dank Trixie isn't enough?

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Merkel wants to bring legal contingents of african migrants to Germany. Because apparently we need to give them something in return when we try to stop illegal migration.
THIS IS SICK. WHY ARE YOU STILL VOTING FOR THAT EVIL BITCH?!?!

https://www.welt.de/politik/deutschland/article168091311/Merkel-offen-fuer-Kontingente-legaler-Einwanderung-aus-Afrika.html

>>139469857
Merkel is just acting according to her handlers and probably her future employer:

http://www.un.org/esa/population/publications/migration/migration.htm

>>139468494
Please speak english, so other people can discuss with us. We can always learn from each other.

In my city their are mostly CDU and SPD posters and surprisingly a lot of the "MLPD" party.
AFD Posters are really rare, it seems they get destroyed or nobody wants to put them up.

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>>139469857
Cause they keep lying

Pic says: I don´t feel safe here anymore. Why don´t they Change anything"
And below that: "The CDU will give you the Change you need" (paraphrised)

>>139468494
Mostly SPD and CDU and a few FDP posters.

I haven't seen a single MLPD poster yet. At first I thought it was a joke meaning "My little Pony Deutschland".

>>139468494
Haven't seen anything but CDU and SPD here.

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>>139470308
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>139470066
yeah I know this but isn´t this just a study or a proposal? But after hearing all the EU Bonzen say that we need millions of migrants it is probably their plan now

>>139470308
Dude I am speechless. this poster is a fucking satire

>>139470308
>>139469857

Or the second part can be translated as:
"We´ve had enough. We´ll vote for the CDU)

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>>139470619
its not satire, thats the sad part about it.

>>139469192
FDP>CDU>SPD

Nothing from the other parties yet.

>>139470619
Looks like an AfD poster. However you know the lazy, uninformed will vote for them because of this!

>>139470793
This is even worse than the wage gap Posters from SPD and the green Party

>>139470472
Our Society is sadly dumbed down to an unbelievable Point!

>88-Jährige muss ins Gefängnis

>Ursula Haverbeck ist in Verden wegen erneuter Volksverhetzung zu zwei Jahren Freiheitsstrafe verurteilt worden. Die Holocaust-Leugnerin vertritt öffentlich die Meinung, dass unter anderem in den Konzentrationslagerin keine Menschen vergast wurden.

http://www.t-online.de/nachrichten/deutschland/id_81995704/volksverhetzung-88-jaehrige-muss-ins-gefaengnis.html

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>>139470758
It's amazing that an anti-establishmebt protest party for people who have had enough has so much power in Germany. Go Krauts! Smash the system! Vote CDU!

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>>139470955
ups wrong picture

>>139470955
A naked woman image? You're caught my attention and gained maximum credibility.

What would strategically the best way to vote if I want a CDU+FDP coalition with AFD as the strongest opposition party?

>>139471104
They will send a 88 year old woman to jail because she is denying the Holocaust.

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>>139470793
why are people buying this shit.
If SPÖ/ÖVP had not done something against the influx of migrants the FPÖ would have the absolute right now.

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Anotha 1
> "I want to move free and stay safe!"

>>139471450
They're not but normies don't care as long as the shekel flow. And Merkel keeps them flowing. I'm amazed people don't get this.

>>139471551
Look at that smug face on the cartoon. It's almost like on of these ms paint drawn /pol/ strawmen.

>>139471255
checked

>>139471001
I just noticed you said CDU. No they are sadly not based, they are just lying. That´s the horrible Thing about it. /ourguys/ will sadly only get 10 to 15%

>>139471450
Austrians, would you accept German refugees who are from the same gene pool as you? I'm willing to move to Villach or Klagenfurt (Or work there and live in Slovenia)

>>139471255
Fucking checked. Give us 20 percent Kek. We believe in you, give us a needed happening to get 2nd

>>139471450
I can give you the (sadly) true answer

reason a): Holocaust guilt
reason b): Since WW2 we always had CDU and SPD in first and 2nd place. So if one Party fucks up, the other one will get into power. SInce Schulz is really unlikable the CDU will get first again kek. However /ourgoal/ is it to get 2nd (unlikely, but never lose hope... 3rd place is likely Happening)

When we reach that Goal, the Switch between SPD and CDU would finally be broken!

>>139468494
>Homecity near Düsseldorf
SPD, CDU, FDP, MLPD, Left, AfD, Green

>Visited Dresden
AfD, SPD, FDP, Left, CDU, MLPD, Green

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>>139471156
Even with afd as leading party, nothing would change. This guy has a veto on anything for the next 5 years, no?

>>139471001
CDU are the cuck-nuts who brought us this mess. They've cvcked to "ex" commie Merkel and the left.

>>139471914
dude just come. the worst thing that will happen is you will here someone say "scheiss piefke". thats about it. Klagenfurt and Villach are both great. But I would prefer Klagenfurt because you have the Wörthersee right next to you and it is still more or less refugee free

>>139469857
Strangely the Communist WDR radio reported this too. ARD and ZDF not.

Merkel voters in 2017 aren't them from the past years. They are hardcore liberals and Greens who hate Germany or are just deluded and believe she would be better than Schulz (as if there are just these two). Nice work MSM!

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what would he do? what would he think right now?

>>139471551
>>139470793
I'll try to give a bit information about this posters.
There actually only promoted in one state of germany: Nordrhein-Westfalen.

This state is a labour state, so for many years SPD is the government in this state. (Not complete germany)

So u could say, when CDU got the most votes in state NRW, they can set a directly mandated candidate, who will represent the needs of NRW in the german government - so called Bundestag.

But yeah, CDU and SPD are actually a coalition ... and as a single state, u had nothing to say in the refugee crisis. So fuck it.

>>139472276
>>139471991
>>139471156

What they said. Even if we´re unlucky and the FDP gets only 8 percent, it would still be better to have the AFD at let´s say 16 percent, than a yellow black coalition. Additionally the FDP is not as based as you´d hope, they´re just slightly better than the rest (excluding AfD)

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kek

Is this a photoshop or did they really got a donkey?

https://twitter.com/Mario_Hau_AfD/status/902480443080974336

>>139472369
>Dresden AfD first
Thank you Dresden. I know that my grandma lives there. Hopefully she´ll cast her vote for them.

>>139472548
*hear

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>>139472937
/pol/ btfo. Again.

>>139472457
It would, because the mind of the polulation changes. Right now we have the Problem that if one Party (SPD or CDU) fucks up, the other Party of the 2 is elected. (not always, but they regularly Change)

That´s why it should be our Goal to meme the SPD out of 2nd place!

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>>139473081
>AfD voter have a small dick meme
>The donkey represents the AfD

>>139471156
The FDP is spineless. You just get black in a black-yellow coalition.

>>139471896
>>139472484
Irony, do you speak it?

>>139472457
There won't be an AfD coalition so it doesn't matter.

>>139472937
If this is legit it's fucking meme gold

>>139472937
How can whitebois even compete?

>>139473236
Could be, however Keep in mind that the poster said CDU, and had a good message. So if he doesn´t know that the CDU is responsible for this mess, he could think that the CDU are /ourguys/

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>>139472937
i was thinking about whats so funny about this picture for 5 minutes. then i saw the dick.

>>139473236
>oh the irony

>>139473446
this!

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>>139473278
The AfD wants the total meme war !

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>Be Sylvi Listhaug (anti) immigrant minister
>Make arrangement with (((swedish))) immigrant minister
>Go to (((Sweden)))
>(((Swedish))) minister then refuses to meet her
>Aim was to show fishkikes back here at home, how bad it was in (((Rinkeby)))
fucking (((swedes))) man, each time!

>>139473446
>>139473544
Well, I hope he knows it.

>>139473917
why did she refused to meet?

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>high energy resistance throughout europe
>americans elect jewish shill and reality show host donald drumpf
>guy violently rapes our reputation
>afd dies
Thanks drumpf

>>139473560
No other choice than all out Meme War!
I hope the "JA" has its eyes on @AfD-Chan, which is the portal that funnels the best memes from the chans to Normieworld.

>>139474112
Lol the AfD kinda died because the media said that because of infighting (which was not that much of a Problem) is causing them Problems. That shifted some away. Even though the frontrunner of the SPD is even worse than Merkel, the media shills really much for him. So that swung aswell an amount of the AfD voters to the SPD. SOme People just want Change, but are badly informed. So if the SPD or CDU says, they´ll fic this mess they sadly believe them

>Wer gewinnt welchen Wahlkreis?

https://wahl.tagesspiegel.de/2017/karten/direktmandate/

This is quite interesting

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>>139474049
She wouldn't state it, but it's obvious that she understood that Listhaug's aim with the visit there was to show how bad Rinkeby really is, and then the swedish minister wouldn't even meet her. Typical swedes

Basically
>No! Nothing to see here
>Go home racist!
>Everything is fine, is just fine!
>Immigrants be integrated and not cause problems damn racist mountain monkey
>SKIS ARE RACIST! WE DON'T LIKE SKIS ANYMOAR

>>139474268
I heard aout her before. Is she on Twitter, or is she a (from) a Website?

>>139474112
this so much
>Germany close to taking the red pill after 2 years of rapefugees
>try to shill AfD among friends and relatives
>Trump gets elected
>"m-maybe Merkel isn't so bad after all"
fuuuuuuucking burgers REEEEEEEEEEE

>>139474586
https://twitter.com/AfD_Chan

The guy who draws her in on acht chan

>>139474834
Ah okay. Thanks. Why is their General more active btw? They have less People!

>>139474520
Because the CDU is so strong, the state lists won't pull and people like Joachim Herrmann without a direct mandate won't become MdB.

>>139474112
AfD needs a bit of a buff really

Also your minister is rude to invite Sylvi and then refuse to meet her, you don't invite people and then refuse, that's rude

>>139474586
>her
Dunno, Chan emerged from Krautchan of all places during the 2016 state elections.
No idea who Drawfag is but he/her managed to turn the ugliest party-logo ever into a bonified Meme-OC. No other party has one, and if they try it's a cringe fest.
So AfD-Chan is a PR-godsent ... and Putsch-Chan too

>>139474953
Autism is the keyword

>>139474953
More autists, less shills, longer active. I dislike it though because they sometimes seem to lose contact with reality. I'd prefer Krautchan.

>>139475135
>8gag
>less shills
lol, 8gag is were all the Shizo-neets go.

>>139475042
I like that their memes differ sometimes, however I see that they have some shills too. However definetly not as many

>>139474555
lel
whats the norwegian opinion on swedens refugee politics? Is this discussed in your media?

>>139475334
Yea, the official "JA" Memes are OK, for a political party.
AfD-Chan is grassroots, though and you can see it. That's the vital difference.

>>139475459
>whats the norwegian opinion on swedens refugee politics?
people can't believe the madness they see and don't get why they aren't able to deal with the reality of the situation. Fix the problem instead of denying it exist while it just gets worse
>Is this discussed in your media?
Yes, they always talk about not being idiots and avoid swedish conditions

>>139475736
thank god some countries are still sane

>>139475860
the latest is that not even the communists want it this way actually, so nobody is actually pro immigrant here atm

when all comes to all here, it isn't really big differences between the parties like in countries like germany here for instance

>>139475736
Why are your politicians and media based. Like what did ya´ll do??

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>>139474520
>>139474974

>>139475850
this is actually pretty good!

DONT LET THIS DIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It'll all be over soon.
Take it like a champ, at least for one and probably the last time

>>139477762
What about joining us instead?
We stand for: truth, safety, opportunity, fair wages (through self Regulation via low taxes), low taxes and preserving our culture?

So.... wanna join?

Bumpu

This thread is sadly dead meat. OP signing out.

You are voting this fall too right?
Sweden is next year, I thought initially you were too, but I must have gotten it mixed up

>>139479344
>voting
lel

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Google trends

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Germans, why do you keep failing us?

>>139479344
Yes, Norbro. Elections on the 24.09. when we choose the new chancellor (still Merkel, but will change in 2021). We need a strong opposition and thats why we need the AfD to rise.

>>139481788
You fucked your election up too

wut ab

>>139481933
Re-election is still a strong possibility here

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The greens are getting close to the 5% mark

>>139482093
i am sure they will make it. normies go into the voting cabine and think stuff like "nyaaa environment sure isn´t bad"

>>139482093
I Hope there get 4,9%, for the Diesel Statement.

>>139482253

>>139477762

>>139470391
They're fuckin everywhere in BW.

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>Germany 2017

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>>139481933
The government is implementing anything Wilders desires. Lefties got 32 (ish) seats from the 150.

Meet our 2020 Prime-minister..

The question still stands.

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Niedersachsen here. Preparing to double-tap Merkel in the head with an AfDeagle.

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>>139482644
so hard triggert to go their and vandalize it. i know it won´t make any difference, but still

>>139470391
>"My little Pony Deutschland"
I thought those MLPD shit was a joke. Satire or something. But nope. They are all over the fucking place in NRW. They have no problem finding tons of commies/Antifa to hang their DIE ALREADY GERMANY DIEEE REEEEE posters.

No clue, how that is even allowed. But hey, it's germany, so i'm not really surprised.

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>>139482771
Looks pretty high, I don't think you could destroy it

>>139482758
Niedersachsen must get his shit together!

>>139482734
Germany is brainwashed, that's the answer of your question

>>139482644
McDonald's in Germany?????

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>>139482644
>>139482771
These fucking cucks

>>139483105
We got a few hundred of them

>>139483105
>>139483153
Just checked the number. There are 1470 McDonalds in Germany

>>139483105
oh you didnt knew were like little america?

we got burgers, chicken and coalburners

>>139483217
Nice. I might visit sometime

>>139483296
Which do you prefer, McDonald's or a kebab shop?

>>139483839
Schnitzel

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>>139483021
ic ic.

>>139484149
kanker mongo

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kek

>Reizende Wahlgeschenke: AfD-Jugend verteilt Pfefferspray in der Bad Kreuznacher Innenstadt

http://www.allgemeine-zeitung.de/lokales/bad-kreuznach/stadt-bad-kreuznach/reizende-wahlgeschenke-afd-jugend-verteilt-pfefferspray-in-der-bad-kreuznacher-innenstadt_18142590.htm

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>>139483021
>>139483126

>>139484424
It's so stupid it might just work / 10

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>>139484424
Or...
Just use a paintballgun.

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>>139484280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNlK7JbNrKM

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>>139485293
>pic related is the average anti-afd fag

Honest question, Paint.net or Gimp for editing images?

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>>139484657

>>139485983
Gimp is more complicated but way better

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>>139485983
Gimp.

You have my meme-canon Kraut bros.. will look into things and help us much as I can with propaganda..

One thing I saw today was Merkel said she has zero regrets about migrznts.. so maybe have that quote and show beat up victims of migrants... or the people that got truck of peaced

>>139486061
With my Luck, i will get caught.

>>139486061
Your put Way to muc h effort in this meme, just saw the dots in the picture.

>>139486511
do it for th 20 regular posters in this thread and camcord it with a shitty camera. it´ll be worth the thousand shekels.

>>139486699
don´t worry, i am procrastinating

>>139486511
Wir werden dich als Märtyrer feiern.

>>139486144
>>139486274
thanks, installing it now and kicking paint.net off

>>139486392
thanks Canabro, any help is appreciated

>>139486392
nice idea t b h

>>139471869
>>139471551 #
Look at that smug face on the cartoon. It's almost like on of these ms paint drawn /pol/ strawmen.

They're called "smuggiez" use this meme for your own propzganda.. have the girl I n the photo say something like "Heh heh, I dont mind a little fikki fikki if it means I still get to eat latenight kebab" <- Shit like that.. this CDU poster could be a smuggiez goldmine for you guys

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>>139486392
They will always have our meme canons.

>Pro tip:
>If you dig a hole deep enough ..
>And the flood tides come up ..
>You probably die in quicksand.

>>139486881
Still to much work.

>>139486916
News:
Alt-Right 4chan Autist, shots at Giant CFU plakat, Misses and get caught by police.

>>139487173
If they have more versions of this smug as fuck poster you need to get all of them that you can. You can do some major propaganda damage turning these into smuggiez

>>139487958
Oh shi... another idea would to take smuggiez that already exist and put the CDU logo/colors in them :) hurrhurrr

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>>139488147

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Guys just translate already existing smuggiez into your horrible language and put CDU logos etc on the smug liberals attire.. etc

Just type smuggiez into Google image search and you have a goldmine

Pic related

>>139483877
mmm schnitzel
>I need schnitzel now, schnitzel and berne sauce

>>139488749
I will definitely give it a try. Just need to get some more Gimp skills desu

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Let's go you Kraut ass hats. Start translating these. You will be more familiar with the going on every day in your country so think of some of your own. I know humor has never been your strong suit but at least fucking try.

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don't ever stop making these threads

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>>139487295
>>139486392
>>139486971
>>139487086

we stand by you,germans
the world is rooting for you

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You guys also need to think of a hashtag(s).... I'm not German so I can't help but my wife is so I will see what we can do together

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>>139490136
wweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>139490282
you're right that simply translating existing memes would be a huge boost

>>139473234
AfD voters obviously have big dicks.

>>139474624
Fuck you cuck, Trump is the best thing that happened in like 80 years.

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>>139490543
<3
you goys should have been making these threads before
great to see you've picked them up again though
don't stop!!!

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Thi just came out today.. translate I into Kraut and send it to one of your popular right wing websites/tweeters ...after the bombers die off you guys will be majority foreigners http://www.newobserveronline.com/2016/01/germany-nonwhite-in-one-generation.html

You guys need to become friends with your biggest right wing twitter and Facebook accounts and you need to get them to retweet your propaganda

>>139490798
yeah definitely all of you definitely get on twitter and connect to existing alt-right infrastructure there
facebook if you are an original content creator

>>139490544
We should have done this with France and Netherlands and we might have won. We're kinda stupid desu

>Translate and convert all of the memes!!! Not just the smuggies! You will win!!?

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>>139490282
pic related, this was also contributed. has two good hashtags in it

i hope to have a lot of stuff ready. 3 weeks out is when i want to start. believe it or not, there are elders and older people that still have no clue what party to vote. the want to look at the posters and decide then... which is bad BUT there are a lot of youngins using the internet that also have no clue who to vote. we need to catch them.

>>139491049
its quite disappointing how little americans are engaged in european politics
they make up the largest numbers, so it would be huge help
if any krauts come up with a campaign to utilise american support - be sure to crate clear instructions and rally them behind it

Tell me about Sachsen Anhalt

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>tfw you take a break from politically fighting for your people only to genetically fight for them

>>139491371
We don't even need fresh OC we just need to Kraus to get off their ass and start translating the memes and slapping logos all over them

Krauts: can we please get a list of right wing social media accounts... and then a list of the oppositions acounts... and a list of the people from the AfD that are running. You guys are good at making lists. Hop to it.

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You guy need to use the chad meme too! It's hot right now and will go over good in German since it'd be fresh there

Chad = AfD and leaders, vigil = Merkel etc

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to be honest: considering you guys weren't hosting regular generals on here for ages until just recently:
most important memetic effort you can do is just to keep these running by making one each afternoon.

AfD is the only sane choice.

Aldi blocks refugees on mobile phone deals:
https://www.heise.de/newsticker/meldung/Verbraucherschuetzer-Aldi-sperrt-Fluechtlinge-bei-Mobilfunkangebot-aus-3814434.html

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Godspeede and Godbless, Krauteneggers.

As a fellow European, nationalist white male voter who enjoys making 'dank' memes, I certainly will participate in the typical 4chan-style, naturally-develped, grassroots hashtag campaign. Young Germans like us need to make our voices heard and vote for 'hip' candidates like Angela Merkel!

>>139493958
this will fail like it did with the french election.

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>>139491634

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>>139494085
Blame boomers

>>139482758
lol actually Untersachsen is one of the worst when it comes with leftis and shit

Hannover is a shithole


t. almost hannoveraner

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thanks guys, you give me hope. we will make sure to continue these generals. whats weird is that i just recieved a warning, that im not currently banned on 4chan. wtf?

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>>139494802
I often see the opposite.

>>139494802
Get a vpn. If they are monitoring this thread they will be scared shitless that you're getting help from foreign memelords.

>>139488653
>Finland
based

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Get to translating smuggies Krauts. Slap CDU logos on the smug liberals

>>139474624
What is even wrong with trump?

I want to help, I'm 5% on German language, how can I help you damn krauts?

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bampf

Can some kraut make a new bread please? This one is stale AF... call it Election meme war edition or something ..

Point out in the OP that we are going o translate smuggies and other memes into German

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>>139499941
Maybe some memes how "nice" multiculti's working out in Brazil, eh?

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>>139498252
>>139500075
like this?
I think we need to wait for tomorrow to open up a new general. yesterday was good, we had almost two full threads

>>139500198
I wouldn't complain if we had militaristic discipline, a strong economy, strong christian faith culture...
Instead we have communists claiming funk as a revolutionary hymn for the working class.

>>139482758
Hamburg here, already have seen more MLPD then AfD posters.

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What did this kraut meant by this?

>>139500537
>Hamburg
>more MLPD then AfD posters.
no surprise

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>Just some OP pasta of older Generals

Close ranks, Kameraden!
ITT we discuss the deployment of the KEK Brigades according to commitment and resources on the
battlefield of metapolitics.
There are three strategic waves of activism. And to be crystal clear on this:
ALL OF THEM ARE VITAL FOR SUCCESS, so bitching about who's most based is contraproductive!

Richt' euch, Fash up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzU-FQuMy74

There have to be 3 echelons, and it doesn't
matter what tier of the movement you want to join on what echelon. JUST DO IT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j75Nc3G4ymE
... or as Reconquista Germania contemplated regarding the overton window of metapolitics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2SjbgvON_Q

1st strategic echelon - The Facefaggers - Sturmpionier tier:

You are the spearhead.
Whoever hears the battle cry for actual unmasked activism -- because only Antifa turds are wearing masks --
this is your brigade. You'll be on the streets, on the channels showing your face, climbing roofs,
lighting bengalos, roll down huge banners, speak publically, maybe even become a prominent face of the movement.
Hell, you might even take to the high seas and troll NGO freeloader ferries with things progressing as they are.
All this will most likely get you in trouble with Heiko and IM (((Victoria))) from the "Ministry of Truth"
as well as the leftist fungus that will defame, denounce and character assassinate you.
Therefore be aware that taking this path may very well be the path of a (proverbial) martyr.
Nobody entering the path of valor should be under any illusion that his or her real life will go on
as before, especially regarding finance, social status or your profession.
That's why you will be the heroes of the fight and that's why the following two echelons are so important as well.

HQs and recruitment centres:
https://einprozent.de/mitmachen
https://www.identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
...for the die hard 14/88ers, you know where to go ;)

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How are things in Germany ?

>>139471551
If they have more versions of this unironically CDU smuggie poster get them.. use this as the new OP image

>>139500621
He means that he's a filthy coward who will ducktail and run, instead of fighting for the future of his nation.

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>>139500621
If shit hits the fan, the smart and rich ones of us will leave the country immediately

>>139500681
Make sure to mention that we jus need people to translate existing memes at this time. Translate and put opposition logos on the etc... and that we're starting with smuggies

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>continuing

2nd strategic echelon - The Shitposters and Dispatchers - Bandenkampf tier:

You're anon. You don't facefag, but you're still out on the streets as well as active online.
You attend rallies, marches, speeches, conventions but on a low profile.
You document the movement on as much channels as possible and maintainable.
YOU DO THE FUCKING KRAUT/POL/ for instance :D if there's none up ATM!
You PHYSICALLY REMOVE any and all leftist AgitProp in your neighborhood on a regular basis.
You might as well make suitable memes print-ready and order or self-print stickers and/or posters
and occasionally troll the shit out of Antifa propaganda with it.
Stay inside the grey-zone of bill-posting, though! Identitarians have been indicted under graffiti charges
plus the usual Volksverhetzung for simply posting small patriotic stickers. So there is certain risk.
You also will filter the output of this here primordial soup of Meme Magic, take the most appealing
and spread them through Kikebook, Twatter and every other online channel available, like AfD Chan f.i. https://twitter.com/afd_chan
You also, if you can afford it, support the 1st echelon financially. Via PayPal, Patreon or even cash Shekels.

Meme up, faggots:
http://postimg org/gallery/13dw1v50q
Throw yer Shekels:
https://www.identitaere-bewegung.de/spenden/
https://einprozent.de/spenden
http://defendeurope.net

>>139501104
Get rid if half of tha.. all we need right now is to be translating memes.. the 2nd thing we need to be doing is gathering a list of the most popular news websites social media.. the most popula politicians social media.. an the most popular right wingers social media

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>>139500976
>translation

GER > BURGER or the other way around?

>>139501104
You want me to make an OP text for you and you can just make th bread? Give me a second

>>139501290
This is the order of battle for the Krauts on the ground. You won't be able to help in the IRL section unless your physically in Germanistan.

>>139500694
Things getting worse very month

>>139501104
>>139500681
you're doing gods work at gods speed, anon.

we should consider looking at some stuff published by the "Heute Show" on zdf. I know for a fact that they are pro-spd and pro-cucks but we can use their anti-cdu plakate for our purpose. put a bad light on cdu and fake flag as spd so both fight each other.

>>139470934

AfD is the future.

>t. Dr. iur. LLM (Yale)

>>139501504
You wanna meme? Should've read OP properly (like a German, you know)

>templates
https://myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw
>already up and ready troll-memes in German
https://myalbum.com/album/1Y3zCPdKj7pZ

>>139491634
im surprised they havent made it illegal for "right-wingers" to have children

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>conclusion of order of battle OP

3rd strategic echelon - The Homebase - Heimatfront tier:

You stay completely anon for whatever reason, for of them there are many, and stay away from public
appearance and attendance.
You will support the other two echelons strategically, morally and most importantly: FINANCIALLY.
You will straighten out your life and check what amount of Shekels you can afford to contribute to the cause
and spread these resources amongst the 1st and 2nd tier echelons you deem worthy of your money.

>It's Jew collecting time / It's Jew collecting money time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOdpDZkcOrw
https://einprozent.de/foerdermitglied
https://www.identitaere-bewegung.de/spenden/
http://defendeurope.net

>>139501104
Here:

Upcoming events:
24.09.2017 GENERAL ELECTION
15.10.2017 Regional election in Niedersachsen
15.10.2017 Austrian legislative election

>AfD Basic Program's list of contents in english
http://pastebin.com/kgPsjYNk

>AfD's Basic Program (in german)
http://alternativefuer.de/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2016/05/2016-06-27_afd-grundsatzprogramm_web-version.pdf

We have two major tasks to do right away, we don't want what hapened in France and the Netherland to happen to us.

>Task #1:
We are going to start translating and converting all english memes in Germans.. An example of this would be taking a smuggie, translating the mug liberal into German and slapping a CDU logo on his shirt..

The Chad/Virgin meme is hot right now too so we could make some of those as well but let's start with the smuggies. It I'll be easy and fast

>Task #2:
We need a list of all of th most popular news sites social media accounts.
We need a similar list for all the most important politicians
We need a similar list for all of the most popular right wing German social media accounts

>READY YOUR MEME CANONS BOYS IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN

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JUST
U
S
T

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>>139502211
Thanks leaf.
But it's important to push the YT channels and our own OC as well

>>139502781
Np, just keep it concise and whatnot. Post what I have plus a few more channels but not too long and it will be looking good

Feel free to fix my typos, I'm on a tablet

http://www.tagesspiegel.de/politik/digitalagentur-harris-media-wie-die-afd-im-netzwahlkampf-punkten-will/20256266.html

>Wie die AfD im Netzwahlkampf punkten will

Wie gehts Deutschlanders?

>>139504605
Könnte besser sein und selbst?

>women in politics at any level

>>139504688
gut.

Ex-Bundesrichter Fischer zeigt AfD-Politiker Gauland wegen Volksverhetzung an

http://www.zeit.de/politik/deutschland/2017-08/volkverhetzung-alexander-gauland-afd-strafanzeige-thomas-fischer

>>139502781
Can we get a new bread?

>>139506208
>"Wenn das keine Volksverhetzung ist, kann man den Tatbestand streichen."

inb4 4D chess ... maybe it's time to scrap that stupid criminal offence

>>139506949
I'm pretty sure he will win the trial

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new bread

>>139507646

>>139507646

>>139507646

>>139507646

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>>139507133
There's not going to be any trial. Any sane state attorney will dump this charge for obvious bullshit -- even the shitlib attorneys.

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>>139507756
already????