Kraut/pol/ & AfD General -- Total Meme War Edition

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continuation from old bread

>>139467724

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Bump

TRANSLATE THE SMUGGIEZ

Work smart, not hard

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>>139508501
Anon, we have already a ton of high quality CoIntelPro at our hands with pic related

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>>139508975
Where are the kids and women, ob this Ship?

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>>139509400
>gee I have no idea

...probably fighting wahabi terrorists, so that their brave husbands can come back very soon

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Prevent white ethnic incest, mix up with fresh, young, tuberculosis and STD-ridden freeloaders.

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don´t overwork yourself OP

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#deutschlandwirdwiederbraun

im doppelten sinne

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'nother dank one

Gauland did nothing wrong.

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>>139511258

Why even bother? Mankind is degenerated beyond any recognition and it's not like it's going to get better, especially not in this country.
Might as well start killing unwanted people, let yourself freeze to death in the coming winter or wait for something stupid like September 23rd or a new Hitler instead of translating annoying bullshit that tricks you into believing you did something important. Because that's what it all is, lies. Bullshit, all of it. Down with all of it.

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>>139508975

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>>139511701
>defeatism

Not an option. Fuck off and wait for your Deus ex machina. Good luck

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>>139512088
fashy digits

>but what did mean by this

>>139508975
Whatever, how's that list coming Hanz?

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>>139511701
You do it for the lulz anon...for the lulz

Shilling for R2G. Fucking pathetic.

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>>139512297
its over

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>>139512958
Dude, the point is that the curches actually use this "argument". There's no point in translating this because literally bishops in Cologne cesspool are talking this way

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>>139513449
>shilling
>R2G

How does it feel to be a Kraut and not being born in the 1900's?

>>139514193
>implying this scum ever worked or will ever work

lol

>>139513952
It's sad to see Christians being shipped in just to talk bollocks

>>139513952
there are non-christians using it too. a lot of pro-refugee tards use hypocrisy, i.e. Claudia Roth shilling for open borders because mah Wirtschaftsraum!

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i made an attempt. i'm referencing numbers from this article:
http://www.epochtimes.de/politik/welt/ines-laufer-die-fluechtlings-kriminalitaet-zwischen-fakten-und-medienluegen-a2132375.html

>>139514359
Bad

>>139515049
Not too bad

>>139514554
No no, not "shipped in". These childmolesting pricks are IN ON THE FUCKING GAME!
The churches are part and parcel of the migration-hype. They're totally insane.

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another attempt

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>>139512958
>>139513952
>>139514554
>>139514820
>>139515829

pic related is a legit post from this fucktard Wölki. Some Paint autist may replace the backdrop with an appropriate ambiance

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>>139516975
let's try this. people like woelki would die before they call germany a christian nation

>>139516975
I can't tell if he means we should invite them to shoah them because of what they're doing to our people or if he's cucking for them.

>>139518207
That's really good

Won't work. Germans are painfully lacking humor. Meming won't do shit.

>>139518513
They love Hitler, though.

Well, not really, but you know, laughing about him.
That's where memes shine. We need more German Hitler memes.

>>139518513
No, we simply have a different form of humor.
Look at Loriot or old Nick Knatterton cartoons.

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>>139511701
>german
>doesn't enjoy titanism
what a cuck

>>139518774
Meming to be successful, there have to be some self reflecting factor, call it, to laugh at oneself. Anglos prevail in that. Germans, when they try to self reflect, they only see guilt and shame.

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>>139507646
Bisschen mit der Kanone auf Spatzen los, aber...

>>139519678
Passt gut

http://www.epochtimes.de/politik/deutschland/buerger-reagieren-wuetend-auf-polizei-nrw-tipps-die-polizei-raet-lasst-euch-von-ihnen-ausrauben-vergewaltigen-und-zusammenschlagen-a2199012.html

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>>139518774
>well ...

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shit >>139520606 was supposed to be an answer to >>139519542

>>139519678
Good one.

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>>139520435
>Leisten Sie Widerstand nur dann, wenn Sie sich dem Täter gegenüber körperlich überlegen fühlen und eine reelle Erfolgsaussicht besteht.

schön und gut, aber sobald man dann wirklich sich verteidigt ist man auch wieder der dumme vor gericht, ist ja nichts neues. noch besser wird es wenn man dann auch noch mittel zur selbstverteidigung hatte, NEIN BERND NEIN!

am besten sich auf den boden schmeißen und heulen, das wäre dann korrekt laut unserem staat und vorbildlich für einen guten bürger.

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>>139515049
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>>139518207
Nice work saved

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and another one

>>139520955
kek

>>139521534
Am besten geht man noch zum Bankautomaten und hebt etwas zusätzliches Geld ab wenn man ausgeraubt wird

>>139520955
Im dritten bild sollte stehen "Was reden sie da? Das ist so nicht passiert" und im vierten bild "höcke leugnet den holokaust"

>>139521947
I added all of your creations to the meme archive

>>139522501
happy to help

>>139521947
Gutes.

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Ok... at least I tried

>>139521847
You bastard! There goes my nofap.

>>139522439
na dann, leg' los
Ich jetz' heia

wagecucking

>>139523404
Describes the CDU in 2017 perfectly

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>>139522501
BTW link related is the archive, in case OP is yet again ignored (...lesefaule Sauzucht, elende)

https://postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/

>>139507646
memes

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>>139524059
I created the archive, I know the link :^)

Reposting from old thread, thanks to whoever wrote this, just signed up to donate some time:


For german Anon who want to go the extra mile:

The AfD is still looking for people who can spend some time before the election to placard posters.
>https://www.afd.de/zeit-spenden

Also if not even more important apply as Wahlhelfer to prevent election fraud. (Check your local deadlines at your town hall) You get even some money from the government for this, between 60-90€

Or if you don't want to spend the entire election day at the polling station, please go there as Wahlbeobachter. Every citizen got the right to be there when they count the votes! Just go there a few minutes before 6pm on election day. You don't need to do anything else.

>https://www.afd.de/wahlhelfer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vZ9Sv_ot90

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>>139525247
>Reposting from old thread, thanks to whoever wrote this

That would be me. Really appreciate your dedication. We need more people like you.

>>139521534
Dies. Wenn man dem Täter körperlich überlegen ist, wird doch sofort "Unverhältnismäßígkeit" geschrien und Notwehr wird aberkannt. Wenn das arme "Opfer" dann noch Migrationshintergrund hat ...
Naja, ficht mich nicht an, wenn mich jemand angreift, wird zurückgeschlagen, in der Hinsicht bin ich dann totaler Freund von Gleichberechtigung und Integration.

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another one...

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meme war never ends

>>139514380
Isn't that "BEDINGUNGSLOSE Grundeinkommen" (unconditional base salary) actually unconditional, i.e. not bound to having a job? From my understanding, it's simply a monthly payment every citizen gets, without doing anything at all.

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>>139527074
Es wird Tage dauern bis wir das wahre Motive wissen

>>139528105
>geistig instabiles einzelfall

>>139527074
Erste Auswertungen von Videoaufnahmen schliesen seinen rechtsextremen Hintergrund nicht aus
t. ntv

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Good luck krautniggas

>>139527074
Allahu Akbar = Motiv unklar

>>139511701
Defätismus

Ab ins Gas mit dir

this thread is comedy gold. Germany's worst left alone in an echo chamber "discussing" memes.

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>>139528924
Oh Reddit has found us

>>139507646
Threadly reminder that the German military is a complete fucking joke.

>>139528924
hallöchen antifa, bock deine eigenen zähne zu schlucken?
ach eigentlich: scheiß mal drauf was du willst, passieren wird es ohnehin

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noch eine salve

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>>139528924

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>>139529510
>>139529537

>>139529885
ist sie ne lesbe?
Hab gehört die partei ist koscher

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\O/ Krauts!

>>139520955
Kek

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>>139530019
Petry hat 5 Kinder zur Welt gebracht. Bin mir ziemlich sicher sie bevorzugt das männliche Geschlecht.

>>139529209
Genau so n Post. Valla wir sitzen hier in der Antifa Hauptzentrale, rotzen Pepp während du ewige Jungfrau in deinem Keller über die bösen Zionisten flennst. Mach dir ma nich innen Slip, die bösen Nafris werden dir in 1-2 Jahren dein Hartz zahlen.

>>139530415
We need to meme petry more, use her to seduce male voters and a role model for young girls

>>139530415
was ist mit den weiblichen Babys?

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>>139530533

>>139507646
Late night bump!

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>>139530664
Ich glaube sie hat den deutschen Vaterland 5 Söhne geschenkt.

>>139530692
Wow, krass.

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>>139531008
Habe noch eins für dich.

>>139531122
https://youtu.be/atuFSv2bLa8

Thread theme

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>>139521534
Best out of the memes I've seen here so far. Only in the time of the insane would something as simple as wishing the best for yourself and your family be considered heresy.

Never stop fighting Krautbro's. We may have stood against each other once, but we shall never do so again. We are in this together and I am proud to see that you are all pulling your weight!

>>139531234
Thanks Freund. Came to shitpost before I have to leave, but I'll probably be back.

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Does anyone here also know the fag AfD-kun on twitter?
Since when do fags like the afd?

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>>139531422
>Since when do fags like the afd?

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>>139526643
>>139527074

great!

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>>139530533
Deine heißgeliebten Nafris können ja nichtmal ne Nutte bezahlen wie man sieht.
Übrigens, Typen außerhalb der Antifa tragen keine Slips.

>>139532308
Does anyone know who's that woman and give sauce pls

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>>139530533
>sitzen hier in der Antifa Hauptzentrale, rotzen Pepp

>muh guckma renate das ist noch was pep dran

ernsthaft sich frewillig pep reinziehen ist schon sehr dumm, aber damit rum posen, dazu muss man schon so richtig hart im arsch sein.

pic related your gf renate

>>139530533
7/10 troll
Bissal noch dran arbeiten dann wird das scho was.

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>>139532683
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beatrix_von_Storch

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>>139532653
>Typen außerhalb der Antifa tragen keine Slips.

did you just asume his gender?

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>>139533097
Bitte sei nicht echt

>>139518207
Noice one.. Just googe image search: Smuggies and a ton will come up.. Put CDU logos on their shirts and shit on them too

>>139533097
das kann doch nicht ihr ernst sein
ich bin strohdoof, aber wie kann man SO hirntod sein, bitte ?
tschuldigung, aber wir brauchen nen krieg

>>139533599
Ist von 2012

http://www.focus.de/politik/deutschland/islamisches-recht-spd-politiker-will-scharia-gerichte-in-deutschland_aid_709993.html

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>>139533573

http://www.pi-news.net/polens-regierung-bringt-stuerzenberger-urteil-vor-europaeischen-rat/

>>139533709
sorry, aber wenn ich sowas lese fall ich echt vom glauben ab
kein rassist
kein neophobe
aber warum fällt den allen menschen LOGIK so schwer...
muss man das verstehen?
ich glaube wir sind wie rom kurz vor seinem fall -zu dekadent, weich, dumm, inkonsequent
unsere gesellschaft geht vor die hunde

>>139533263
Dafaq... this has to be fake.
>>139530533
Your Memes are bad. Go to south africa, cuba or venezuala and enjoy your socialist paradise.

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https://youtu.be/AT8R7uywong

The fire rises

>>139518207
>>139518693
>>139519542
Try this one.. mentions Hitler and Nazi guilt meme and shit.. Also we need a list of all the media etc that was requested I n the OP... once you guys get that we can ask for help from the rest of the board to spam the memes

Hitler smuggie >>139508501

>>139533983
Politiker haben den Bezug zur Realität komplett verloren, dass merkt man seit Jahren. Anstatt wichtige Probleme zu lösen wird sich mit Nichtigkeiten beschäftigt.

Das kann nicht gut gehen.

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>>139534147
nett

>>139530533
VALLAH, okay du kanacke
hast nen job
jaja, verdienst 100 riesen im jahr, glaub ich dir sofort
drecks sozial schmarotzender dönerspieß, ich spendier dir dein pep doch gerne

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>>139533097

>>139534497
gönn ihm schnittstoffe, dem huan

>>139530533
ach ja übrigens: zionisten... heh?? was wo hast du das den heraus gelesen, das macht wohl das pep

Is anyone putting together the lists that were requested in OP? Somebody please confirm. We need those lists

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>>139507646
We need to start spreading this shit, it's useless to have nukes but keep stored in our hard drives

Get out and spread the memes with your accounts, pic related

>>139534375
und immer nur Identitätspolitik, keine wirklichen Lösungsansatz

jemand morgen auf Mutti-Rally?

>>139534952
>dieses

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This one is good considering the situation in Germany

>>139534829
Yeah we need to spread the memes. Otherwise it's useless.

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>>139534829
dieses.

>>139530533
Was ist pepp?

>>139534829
There were some lists that were requested in the OP. Task #2 .. If we can get lists of all the biggest news/media social media accounts.. All the biggest politicians .. and all the biggest alt-right type accounts then we can start getting the memes out.

We can ask the rest of the board to help us go after those targets but we need to the targets first.

We had similar lists for France(I made them, am french) but only like a week out of the election. We need one of you to go compile those lists

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kek

>>139535349
Das rite nigga

>>139535734
Rauschmittel. Eigentlich nur der Abfall der bei der Koksproduktion übrig bleibt.

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>>139535770
>biggest alt-right type accounts

they are banned/censored.

>>139536199

Ah! That's "Heiko Mass (sp?) + that jewish ex-stasi whore"

That's a good one!

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>>139536370
yes, its heiko maas with the hair of that ex stasi spy, anetta kahane

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Just a tip if someone of you wants to create one or more twitter accounts.

Don't start following a bunch of accounts immediately. Otherwise they will kill the account or force you to verify yourself with a mobilephone.

The best thing to do is

>create an account
>follow 1 or 2 mainstream accounts like a newssite
>log out
>wait a day or 2
>now you can act more freely but don't go complete nuts
>After a week you can pretty much like, retweet and post as you want


I have over 50'twitter accounts and know what I'm talking about.

>>139535770
we are talking only about twatter here?

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>>139534195
here you go

>>139535770
>>139537063
>>139536925

something like this maybe?

http://www.gegen-den-strom.org/politiker-liste/

>>139537063
No, twatter and faceberg

>>139537525
The list looks really incomplete but I guess the Canada Anon wants something like that

>>139537773
ah okay is top ten enough?

https://allfacebook.de/allgemeines/top-10-politiker-auf-facebook

>>139537525
Yes but we need all of the URLs copied out and posted in the thread.

>>139534952
for the second part i'd try "nur so nebenbei, hast du dich heute schon für den holocaust geschämt?"
or "achja, nochwas: schäm dich für den holocaust"

>>139538050
What's the idea behind collecting all the politicians twitter acc? What's the endgame?

>>139538050
>>139537818

https://felixbeilharz.de/spitzenpolitiker-social-media/

this is a bit newer and more detailed but has no links to the accounts

>Yes but we need all of the URLs copied out and posted in the thread.

gnah I am on moblie right now

>>139538461
jup good idea, feel free.

kann jemand mal paar minuten den faden am leben halten? brauche kurz um die liste für den canada anon zu machen

>>139538050

okay give me a few minutes.

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>>139539249
Kein Problem

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>>139539249
Sure

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>>139538709
i like a short pointe

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Okay here are all AfD Accounts

https://mobile.twitter.com/AfD_Bund/lists

>>139533279
https://www.welt.de/politik/deutschland/article13860255/Justizminister-distanziert-sich-von-Scharia-Richtern.html

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>>139540244
SPD got also lists of the important members

https://mobile.twitter.com/spdde/lists

CDU don't have such a list

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>>139540531
The Greens got one for each state

https://mobile.twitter.com/Die_Gruenen/lists/grüne-länderaccounts/members

Each state account got a list of their local members

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Linke

https://mobile.twitter.com/dieLinke/lists

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FDP, looks not really up to date

https://mobile.twitter.com/fdp/lists

NUR AFD IHR NUTTENKINDER DRECKS MUSEL ABSCHIEBEN MEHR GELD FÜR DEUTSCHE
AFD
AFD
AFD
AFD"!!

>>139538050
https://jpst it/13YLi

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CDU

https://mobile.twitter.com/cducsubt/lists/mdb/members

>>139541228
halt die fresse mit deiner cdu scheiße nur afd

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>>139541367
Getrollt wird net! Vertrollt fliegt!

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have fun

>>139541443
was dikka was hast du gegen die afd

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>>139541496
Magst du keine Muslme?

>>139541582
nicht in deutschland

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>>139539359
>>139539730
thanks!

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this one can backfire

>>139540015
yes, works better imho.

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>>139541478
Someone needs to meme merkel into saying something like "human rights for ISIS members", let's make everyone believe that she is pro muslim and anti-israel

>>139541756
>>139541478
Such awful advertising. Who ever made these deserve to get fired.

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>>139541643
Alter bist du ein Nazi? Die AfD will auf Geflüchtete schießen lassen.

>>139538050
faceberg will take longer I try to get it in the krautpol I bump into.

>>139541870
she just announced yesterday that it is important to give people haulers a job so they wont have to haul anymore kek

>>139542423
I read that too. She can't be so stupid to really believe it.

>>139542532
merkel is beyond parody. merkel is the killing joke

>>139534853
Logisch und Rational.
>Schaffe künstliche Minoritäten, >argumentiere dass sie von der Algemeinheit gefördert und/oder geschützt werden müssen
>Fordere mehr Einkommen (Steuern von Privaten) für den Staat der die Institutionen und Regulationsmechanismen verwaltet
>Lass die Abgeordnete sich Gehaltserhöhungen geben
Ganz bei dir, wir BRAUCHEN Krieg, oder Terror um diesen Teufelskreis zu durchbrechen

>>139541960
Wir schießen schon auf sie, steht nur nicht in der Zeitung, sonst könnten die Deutschen auf den Geschmack kommen

>>139538548
Because we're going to use them to post our memes whenever they comment and on their recent comments

>>139540244
>>139540531
We need to lists copied out into the thread

>>139541478
YES!! WE NEED TO USE THEIR SMUGGIES AGAINST THEM! THIS IS WHAT TRIGGERED THE IDEA

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>>139543092
Okay that makes sense

>>139543284
I'm on my iPad. I can't really do that right now

>>139542662
alter ich würde mich über krieg freuen

ich war letzte woche in wien - heftige stadt eigentlich!

>>139541478
You could put a photo of Germans that got Truck of Peaced underneath this and there's a meme for you right there.. But yah, need to change the words coming out of her mouth a bunch too.

If you guys make some good memes other Germans will jump on and start making their own too

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Okay I will sleep now. See u tomorrow

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SAVAGE

>>139544586
That's perfect

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>>139544431
nice short and simple.

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>>139544586
hahahahahahahahha

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>>139544431
too tired be here we go. gonna get some sleep now. god bless and stay safe anons

Ich bin der Meinung, dass Frauke Petry eine geile Schnecke ist. Sie ist sehr schön um Gottes Willen!

>>139546892
joa, sollte aber mal ne weile die schnauze halten

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we need more fdp memes, they just copy the afd positions and add "but we are not nazis like the afd" at the end.

besides that lindners campaign photos are screaming to get rekt!

>>139547270
saved

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>>139546264
I'm tired too but here's one lol

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DER MEMEJIHAD HÖRT ERST AUF WENN DIE BLAUE FAHNE ÜBER DEM BUNDESTAG WEHT

>>139547867
topkek.

btw, what is this timeline? french guy helping krauts... the polish government asks the EU to have an eye at free sech in germany.

whats next? :^)

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>german white middle class literally want to maintenance of the status quo

>Angela Merkel win again

>>139548321
We'll see what we can do. I have some pretty big contacts in the alternative media and I'm trying to get them to get on board earlier than we did with France and the Netherlands.. You might see those two memes pop up and go viral as early as tonight

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJZfuJdycGc

Ruf mich Angela

>>139548931
godspeed anon!

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>>139548429
>>139549390

This bread has gone stale. Do one of you want to make a new one?

>>139552835
"Platz" instead of "Weg"

>>139553178
Ugh.. I used google for that one and my wife didnt check it

Do you wanna make a new bread? I will help you with the OP

>>139552835
>>139551590
>8minutes apart
fuck you nigger

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>>139553266
nobody is awake in krautland atm, I am to tired also

>>139551590
Piep Piep would be better Tut! Tut! then its clear that it is from the horn of the truck

piep piep is mices or birds singing

>>139553178
BELOW IS TEXT FOR OP.. Call it:
> Kraut/pol/ & AfD General -- CDU are lolcows Edition

use the CDU truck of peace template as the OP image

Upcoming events:
24.09.2017 GENERAL ELECTION
15.10.2017 Regional election in Niedersachsen
15.10.2017 Austrian legislative election

We have two major tasks to do right away, we don't want what happened in France and the Netherlands to happen to us.

>Task #1:
We are going to start translating and converting all english memes in Germans.. An example of this would be taking a smuggie, translating the smug liberal into German and slapping a CDU logo on his shirt..

The Chad/Virgin meme is hot right now too so we could make some of those as well but let's start with the smuggies. It I'll be easy and fast

>Task #2:
We need a list of all of th most popular news sites social media accounts.
We need a similar list for all the most important politicians
We need a similar list for all of the most popular right wing German social media accounts

The lolcows at the CDU gave us a meme goldmine by making one of their campaign posters a smuggie and the other one involving a truck, check out the OP image

>READY YOUR MEME CANONS BOYS IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN

>templates and ready to use CoIntelPro memes
https://myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
https://myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw
https://myalbum.com/album/QyUbznsk75Cw
https://myalbum.com/album/1Y3zCPdKj7pZ

>AfD Basic Program's list of contents in english
http://pastebin.com/kgPsjYNk

>AfD's Basic Program (in german)
http://alternativefuer.de/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2016/05/2016-06-27_afd-grundsatzprogramm_web-version.pdf

>/afd/ general meme bunker
https://postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/

>>139553796
Just make the bread and we will do what we can with what we have

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>>139530415
Mann, sie ist lecker.

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NEW BREAD:

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>>139531422
Seit gestern, anscheinend.

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>>139542435
>negerkuß

>>139556001
Yeah, colloquially they were called "Nergerkuss" (lit. Niggerkiss) or as seen here with an ß (ye olde german) or Mohrenkopf (Blackhead) while Mohr is an olden term, also considered politically incorrect today.

>>139531234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8ygEBCX3zg&t=86s