/HFG/ - Hurricane Harvey Houston Flood General: WET COLD AND

Hi

hello. new to houston. I work in the medical center. currently in midtown. I called in to work today because I couldn't make it down there. what are the chances that I'll have to call in tomorrow? thank you

Round 2 will be worse

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THE EYE IS STILL THERE!!!

The water rises

>>139395754
This meme blows

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>>139395572
COLLAPSING THIS DAM WITH NO SURVIVORS

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Where is carlos?

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F

Where my boi Carlos at?

>>139395572
How's Galveston?
My friend's brother is at the Naval base and I haven't heard from them.

Periscope Carlos is ten minutes late you guys...

F

WHERE IS THE CARLOS STREAM

Ok, about to stream. Can't link because on phone, someone help me out. Otherwise just search for addicks on periscope.

Going to addicks once more and then beltway 8.

CARLOSSSS

Still thinking Carlos needs help.

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Obligatory dam posting

>>139395809
Carlos is becoming an hero and is going to be the bomb

>>139395774
That's from two days ago, idort

>>139395864
gotchu bby

PRESS F FOR RISING WATERS AND HOWLING WINDS

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>>139395774
Still there, and over open water 7 hours earlier than forecasted.

Spiral bands of supercells are forming and moving towards Houston

>>139395864
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1yoKMppdZewxQ
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1yoKMppdZewxQ
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1yoKMppdZewxQ

>>139395864
When Addicks overflows you have my permission to die

>>139395864

Carlos Stream link:

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1vAGRNNPObDGl

>>139395864
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaassss

https://www.periscope.tv/addicks
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks

>>139395864
IS THIS YOU

>addicks

https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1vAGRNNPObDGl
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1vAGRNNPObDGl
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1vAGRNNPObDGlhttps://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1vAGRNNPObDGl

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>>139395947
NNNNN

i feel bad for the stray kitties who are suffering right now

how good are cats at surviving a flood?

>>139395864
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks

>>139395754
>>139395754
Just quit your job

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It's reforming!

Thinking about going to Corpus Christi for vacation. Will it be safe there?

tune into carlos
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1RDGlmmbZXlJL

>>139395907
>idort
Now there's a meme I haven't seen in years

CARLOS IS LIVE

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1RDGlmmbZXlJL

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Beware the dragon

These threads are moving very fast. Is there even anything happening or has it all settled down?

So if addicks and Barker fail does the Houston cbd get flooded?

HAPPENING

https://www.pscp.tv/addicks/1RDGlmmbZXlJL?

CARLOS LIVE
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1RDGlmmbZXlJL
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1RDGlmmbZXlJL

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>>139395572
Praise Him.

CARLOS - STAY AT THE TOP OF THE DAM ITS GOING TO GO IN A FEW MORE HOURS!

Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlos

good luck

>>139396107
Corpus barely got hit at all

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>>139395809
LIVE NOW!

https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1RDGlmmbZXlJL?
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1RDGlmmbZXlJL?
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1RDGlmmbZXlJL?

Show us your cock Carlos

>>139395572
add this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RT5H-fc8o5k fella to the op spot on

daym nice chair carlos

>>139396213
Carlos swim!

carlos is changing his /nick to jose

>>139395538
Depends on when it was built.

We've had infrastructure problems here in the states for a while now.

The Katrina levy failure and the bridge collapse in Minnesota are notable. Since then we've passed legislation to do more thourough checks on potential failures due to people complaining.

I'm electrical, not civil, but I would guess that not many things built back in the day were built to withstand 500 year floods.

Could be wrong, but I'm going with my gut and saying that at least some damage is certainly a worry for the guys who are monitoring it now.

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>>139395884
>105'
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

It's Hose A fuckers.

>>139395572
https://youtu.be/vITD-3-qCvo

REMEMBER THE MARTYRS!!!

>Call me Jose

No you're Carlos

CARLOS/JOSE IS EN ROUTE TO THE DAM GET THE FUCK IN HERE

https://www.periscope.tv/addicks
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks

I know its cold carlos, keep going.

>>139396105
Looks more like a seahorsie than a dragon. Silly prophet can't into seahorses.

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what is the stream? who is carlos? i just got here

Pic unrelated

Can someone please get him to wait at the top of the Dam - otherwise he will die.

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>>139396175

Protect yourself

House on stilts didn't help

http://www.npr.org/2017/08/28/546822445/still-stranded-surrounded-by-12-feet-of-water-she-s-turning-to-facebook-for-help

>>139395811
that shit is so messed up

>>139396424
>>139396424
HE HAS A FUCKING KNIFE ITS ON

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cant stop wont stop

>>139396516
Archived that for you
https://unvis.it/npr.org/2017/08/28/546822445/still-stranded-surrounded-by-12-feet-of-water-she-s-turning-to-facebook-for-help

A mexican with a knife. Color me surprised.

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>MY NAME COOKIE
>I FUHGOT THUH DOG

fuck u cookie

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nogs

>>139396495

What are you showing people

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>>139396610

>>139396107
i am in corpus and it is safe but some people dont have power

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>>139396642

DELTA P
>DELTA P

DELTA P
>DELTA P

DELTA P
>DELTA P

DELTA P
>DELTA P

#SaveCarlos

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>>139396495

Kekboats save

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>>139395572
Bane?

>>139396516
>have house on stilts in case of flood
>don't have a boat or a canoe or some shit
?

DID THE GATORS EAT THE CAR?

>>139396082
Cats love water.

>>139396717
How to make kekboat

Spic with a knife.
It's happening!

>>139396188
???

https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1RDGlmmbZXlJL
Carlo Chancla is LIVE NOW
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1RDGlmmbZXlJL
Carlo Chancla is LIVE NOW
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1RDGlmmbZXlJL
Carlo Chancla is LIVE NOW
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1RDGlmmbZXlJL
Carlo Chancla is LIVE NOW

>looting
jesus burgers, your argument of being a first world country wears thin in times like these

>>139396584
SOMEONE TELL CARLOS TO POINT THE FUCKING CAMERA OUTWARDS INSTEAD OF DOWN FFS

yo i heard there is so much flooding that it's acting like an ocean and fueling the storm ... lmao...
it was on the radio tho and they are basically morons so who knows.

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For visualization purposes.

Marty McFly

Can someone message Carlos telling him to wait at top of dam until it breaks/releases

>>139396628

It's an appeal to Kek to wash away the unworthy and protect his faithful.

He's gonna drown this time.
It's too cold in the water.

>can't afford new boots

Interesting.

>>139396838
I don't think anyone has ever argued that our major cities aren't one disaster from becoming Africa status.

this jose stream is hectic

>>139396811

Print out the sigil and make a paper boat

>we poverty now
lell

>>139396424
is he wearing shorts

how is the weather there is it hot?

wat a fag lol

>>139396974

How did you make it.

ANY anons on social media? can you share his link? lets make carlos e-famous. his paranoid rants and politician endorsements are memeworthy

https://www.periscope.tv/addicks
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks

>>139397127
agreed
>simple arithmetic

>>139396082
Much better than dogs

https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1RDGlmmbZXlJL?
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1RDGlmmbZXlJL?
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1RDGlmmbZXlJL?
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1RDGlmmbZXlJL?
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1RDGlmmbZXlJL?

ADDICKSANON (CARLOS) (JOSE) LIVE!!!!!

FUCK THE MAYOR

how THE FUCK is he getting signal for this kind of a broadcast?

>FUCK THA MAYOR HEZ A COMPLETE FUKIN IDIOT WHOA WHAT IS THAT

this is great

>>139397059

this isn't what i meant by Cocoon swim day

>>139397006
Too be fair it's the same in Europe, they just haven't been hit with the same scale of natural disasters

>>139396838
It's not the Whites doing it.

>>139396082
They're prettt good at hurricanes. They're small so they can hide in good spots during the wind and they can jump and climb to higher ground pretty easily.

Do we have a list of all the Houston anons?

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REMINDER

>NEW PROJECTIONS SHOW TRAJECTORY HEADING TO PORT ARTHUR

>SOUTH HOUSTON STILL GONNA GET STORMED HARD AGAIN NEAR THE "EYE"

>LOUISIANA GONNA GET SWAMPED BY THE DIRTY SIDE OF RE-ENERGIZED TROPICAL STORM

>KATY, PRAIRIE VIEW, TOMBALL, WOODLANDS, AND CONROE ALL GONNA BE MISSED BY NEXT WAVE

BASED FUCKING HARVEY

Goodbye Pasadena, Bellaire, Pearland, Wards, Southpark and Sunnyside

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>>139397049
>is Texas hot in the summer?

Carlos plans to shower after...

He's going to die while showering.

jesus RIP headphone users

>BUHBUH BUuUUUh
my ears

>>139397068

The big symbol at the top >>139396175 is one of four that I remember from a dream I had earlier this year that seemed Kek-inspired.

The rest of the symbology (aside from the Kek symbol) and formulation is original and based on my own systems.

>That's a boat
>No it's a tree

God damn it

>>139397236
Impeccable burger cell service

Is compare anon around? screen cap the water levelson carlos' stream!

>>139397327
does all that rain make it cooler at least?

>>139397236
Houston has dope coverage my man

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>>139396588
Houston machine broke

>>139397408

>based on my own systems

and you have no prior knowledge of the occult?

looks maybe 1 foot higher, not very significant

>>139397236
>how THE FUCK is he getting signal for this kind of a broadcast?
it's called satellite telecommunication, takes over when the towers are down

please fix your nasty teeth

>>139397478
Yes, but it's still Texas in the fucking summer adn the dew points are in the 70s

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Help my friends brother is alone and completely wet on the roof of his house due to his parents being away on vacation

If you see him please help him out he lives around Humble.

Here's a pic to help identify him, he will be very grateful for your help

>>139396811
>How to make kekboat
You want /po/ papercraft and origami. This is /pol/.

>>139397049
>>139397327
Water's cold. Very cold.

Do you guys think I could build a boat out of garbage bags, cardboard, and duct tape?

GATOR HUNTIN

WHY IS CARLOS SO ALPHA

>>139397478
yeah it's still almost 90degrees tho

>looking fer gators!!

Fucking rural suburban retards

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This is where Carlo Chancla is.
https://www.google.com/maps/@29.8317332,-95.575891,3a,75y,214.52h,81.9t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sD_ESpI0PsRq4C9CxXhFyKg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

>>139397572
>look mom, I posted it again

>>139397642
Only one way to find out anon

He's gonna get shot and thrown into a the water.

CARLOS THAT WAS LOUD WTF

>>139397572
Got some bad news for you anon. You're gay.

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Houston will be underwater at least another week.

>>139395811
>>139396576
no it isn't this is obviously fake

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>>139397642
WetSuit

>>139397642
do it and take pics

M8s I need a list of all the confirmed Houston anons and their supposed whereabouts
I'm gonna make a compilation to help keep track

>>139397357
yeah periscope is fucking loud by default too

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Fuckin' still raining

>>139397773
>its actually happening4
HOLY TSHJIT

>>139397776
ya think?

>>139397496

I do

Wait, when does the tide come in Houston?

If it's still coming, this could be a shitshow.

DON'T FALL INTO IT CARLOS

>>139397925
Never, Houston isn't on the Gulf, Galveston is.

Carlos delusional the water is receding as it rains

>>139397642
yes

you would need to get some rigidity out of the cardboard by rolling it and then vigorously duct taping it and make a frame that way

then the bags for buoyant displacer

>>139397773
I CANT HANDLE ANOTHER FUCKIN WEEK LIKE THIS

>>139397807
Kingwood fag who didnt buy enough beer here
Comfy so far since i made the beer run earlier today.

kids and dogs are driving me nuts, but we have only lost power for 10 min so i cant complain too much

>>139397864

Thought so. You used primarily Egyptian symbols?

What demonics have you worked with before?

What's the overflow status? it reached 105 but carlos is saying otherwise

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>>139397829
Gonna be raining HARD all night.
That dam's gonna go.

>>139398016
they do have the floodgates open my man

>>139398016
the other people there agreed that it receeded a bit

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Looters in Houston. Notice anything?

>>139398080
Looks the same to me

>>139398060
It's possible that the water has dug into another part of the reservoir.

>>139398050
I'm in the same boat anon, Speedy Stop beer run today, they confirmed they will stay open through the whole thing. I have heard Kingwood Drive is going to be closed because of flooding.

>>139397925
Houston is 40 feet above sea level. The tide will come in if an asteroid hits GOMEX.

>>139397863
I can't be certain. If the baby has respiratory problems you think it would have occurred to the mother to get it to a shelter before the hurricane.(she said his medicine isn't working?)

Anyhow, TwitterBux are all the rage these days.

>>139398117
Very 'Diverse'

>>139397807
Creekfag
Walking through waist deep water
I fell in a ditch, but didn't drown. Phone is fine.

Strange how it's supposedly lower, when the stats say that it should have climbed couple of feet.
Of course could be that wind is temporarily pushing the water away and it's lower on his end.

LOCATION OF CARLOS HAPPENING

https://www.google.com/maps/@29.8298304,-95.5768645,1147m/data=!3m1!1e3

>>139397982
>>139398183

I'm sorry burgers. For once in your lifetime you can laugh at yuropoors not knowing enough about geography.

Enjoy this moment.

>>139398117
I see some vibrant urban youth who are just receiving reparations for their ill gotten hardships in life via systemic white power structure

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Cajun Navy getting shot at and nig nog piracy

>>139398117
the lowest of the low, they need to be shot on sight

I wonder how many looters have been killed that we dont (or ever will) find out about. Not like cops are gonna show up or any forensics will be around

>>139398117
>they all end up drowning
lMAO

>>139398176
lel, you talking about the one by the pet store?

if so, thats the one i went to. I wanted to buy extra dog food just in case, so i got beer at the same time

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>>139398117
Hmmm, there appears to be some kind of pattern here....

>>139397236
He's in the middle of a city, breh

>>139398227
very odd

>>139398175
I compared the water is pretty much the same on both streams

>>139397807
Cy-fair fag checking in. Been a smooth ride with water barely getting past the sidewalk once

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Watch out for these nigger pirates

Fire ants! Get 'em Hose A!

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Just got home from a long day of Wageslaving laying some concrete to build a new sidewalk/ramp for the local church (Shitty work but for $25/hr I cant complain)

How is Houston? It seemed like the hurricane was going to spare them a 2nd coming but now I get a different reading everywhere. Ironically I trust you guys since you are all autistic as fuck about your happenings (In a good way)

How are our /bois/? I see Addicks is still here

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>>139398227
Its the surface area. As the water rises the surface area increases so the rate of rising slows.

>latest report
105 feet and holding

Carlos under fireant attack

>>139398391
Nah, the one that's at Northpark and West Lake Houston across from Walgreens. I'm trying not to feed the dog because he won't poop in the rain.

Don't be afraid of the gators Carlos. They won't bother you bro.

>>139398363
Fuck!!!
Damn those niggers need to be put down

>>139398117
Is that a phone store?

>>139398558
lol, mine keep shitting on my back porch. I have to poop-R-scoop it and toss it in the back yard

ANTPILE

The water will likely reach high enough to flow over the spillways
That is not entirely catastrophic yet since they are built to take abuse. Still gonna suck for those downstream. Not as much as it would if the fucking thing broke.
If it overflows the dam then the happening levels would be much higher.

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Shit's fucked.

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>>139396692
underrated comment
if you live in an area with manholes, you can be sucked into the sewers (if the storm displaced the manhole covers) and unable to escape and drown in shit
don't go on the streets if you can avoid it

Hurry up and stream Carlos you faggot

>>139398051

All the symbols are from original systems that I built, although I do have a fondness for Egypt's.

>What demonics have you worked with before?

I generally don't

Watch dem fire ants Carlos. Them fuckers will eat you up.

>>139398669
I can't even get mine to go out the door right now

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>>139398363
I don't think niggers are capable of planning something like that.

>>139398749
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1RDGlmmbZXlJL

Can someone tell this dumb beaner to turn that shit off?

so the 4th largest american coty is basically going to be wiped off the map

will it ever recover?

Is there any reason the addicks reservoir level reading hasnt been updated for 40 minutes?

use ants on gator
skin gator
throw ants at hunters
take guns

>>139398819
why does he wear the mask?

WTF WHY WON'T CARLOS POINT THE CAMERA UP???

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1RDGlmmbZXlJL
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1RDGlmmbZXlJL
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1RDGlmmbZXlJL
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1RDGlmmbZXlJL

>>139398811
>>139398819
i don't i swear. and i meant city not coty.

Don't blame the government Hose A. You're a grown man and can make your own decisions.

>>139398826
the gauge drowned

>>139398819

TELL ME ABOUT BANE

Carlos trusts his nig mayor
Don't be like Carlos

>>139398854
making my neck hurt for some reason

>>139398826

Because it's not a fucking smartphone.

>>139398854
The aliens that caused this would be revealed

[MUFFLED POLITICAL RANTING MASKED BY WIND NOISES]

>>139398819
no. the water rises

>>139398826
not gud desu

>>139398502
no new updates for almost 1hr wierd

>>139398907

Carlos doesn't trust his mayor though.

>>139398819
if I pull that off will you die?

>>139398723
houston is fucked, my customer in the area has not responded all day and I doubt they will this week.

>>139398975
i love /pol/ so much

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DEATH AND CHAOS REIGNS
CRACK THE SEAL OF REVELATION
BRING FORTH THE FLOODS

>>139398922
Congratulations on proper system identification. I now direct your attention towards the historical average time between samples.

>>139399003
Then why is he living underwater?

>>139398904
Why does he wear the life preserver?

>>139398992

It may take that long to increase

Alternatively, the pressure has knocked the censor away and we dont know anymore.

>weather maps are too hard to read.
lul

>>139398725
That poor little Crabbite.

>>139399057

Will you renounce your faith if it doesn't flood?

AGH why cant I comment on carlos shit?

Whoever @pancakes2 is needs help.

Someone should buy him a pair of rubber boots.

>>139399030
It really is the best board. best free entertainment anywhere on the internet.

>>139399121
sensor*

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Might be a happening in La Porte

>>139398117
>Be me
>Urban youth
>Underprivileged as fuck
>HurricaneHarvey.jpg
>Just cuck my shit up
>Lets go loot!
>#HoustonLootSquad
>get to phone store with the squad
>grab 8 phone covers and realize that's all I can carry

Why don't niggers bring bags or something to put the looted shit in so they can loot more?

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CURRENT GOES 16 SATELLITE CLOSE UP

>>139399074

I'm sorry, did you expect it to operate as expected during a literal fucking cataclysmic storm?

>>139399136
it is flooding stupid nigger

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Kingwood bro here
Woodstream has started to flood
Rivergrove is boned
Forest Cove has got to be kil
It's still raining

>>139399231
hmmm

>>139399266

I mean if the flood stops and life just goes on normally.

>>139399231
how many happenings are happening right now wtf

>>139398363
sauce?

blax cant swim. why risk stealing a boat?

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>>139399121

Not 100% sure, but it looks like it repeats for precise values as indicated here.

>>139395811
>Have 2 month old
>Twitter profile pic is her and her cat
I don't believe it

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>>139399254
starting to look pretty legit

>>139399254
It’s ogre.

Low clouds.

>>139397807
cypress here. made a mad dash to the store this morning for coffee and creamer. sitting here really /comfy/. about to fix some pasta

>>139399315
How's Woodland Hills?

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>>139398975
kek

>>139399336
the seventh seal is broken
who gives a shit more than that?
Repeat after me:
"I swear upon my power the seventh seal of Revelations is Broken."

>>139399231
>chemical emergency
what did they mean by this?

>>139399315
The memorial day floods were 61.9' Trailwood is now riverfront property

>>139399426
I drove through there and Bear Branch earlier and no flooding. This was at about 2

There's people driving around and a mini mart is open. Hose A has let me down.

>>139399243
>asking why don't they use their brains
>implying they have brains

>>139399445
There are a ton of chemical plants down there. Obviously one is leaking

>>139399254
o shid

https://earth.nullschool.net/#current/wind/surface/level/orthographic=-95.57,28.30,3000/loc=-95.828,29.346


THIS IS WHAT YOU ASKED FOR AMERICA

DRAIN THE SWAMP

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>>139399460
Oops, image

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>>139398466
Such noble and valiant creatures. If there is a God, when I die I want ask just one question....why in the fuck do these completely worthless and violent subhumans exist. I hope every nigger there drowns or gets shot.

>>139399315
Greentree here, still comfy.

Trying to talk my wife's hot friend from mills branch to come stay with us

still raining

>>139398466
>>139398363
>trusting niggers

@pancakes2 mentioned my pointy toe boots tho. He's ok I guess.

>>139399231
That's PolyOne, Good Year, Air Liquide, lyondellbasell, shit I should know this I applied to all of them just this month.

>>139399426
a couple hours ago I saw traffic there
but I gotta imagine the baseball fields and ag farm are wet

>>139399254
OH SHIT ITS GONNA BE A HURRICANE AGAIN ISN'T IT?

>>139399254
>Dat eye tightening up

Jesus Christ

>>139399492
Bueno

>>139399231
>la portehole
Wish they'd say what it is

>>139399526
Oh fug is it going to fuck up the soil if it disperses throughout the city?

>>139399588

TFW your computer models have no correlation with reality.

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He's so scared of everyone all the time.

>tfw just moved to College Station a week ago
>my old apartment in Conroe (off 1488 road, not kidding) is getting btfo
>flood gates are opening and there's a mandatory evacuation
wew, talk about good timing

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>>139399231
Hydrogen Sulfide gas release. People told to shelter in place, close the windows, turn the AC off.

>>139399254
The water rises

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>>139399254

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>>139399254
>it's reforming

>>139399867
Gimme sauce!

>>139399254
please be real

>>139399254

HIT 'EM AGAIN HARVEY!

>>139399867
shiiid

>>139399832
He lives surrounded by niggers, would'nt you be scared?

Watching Nightly News (NBC) and its obviously all about Houston, but also nearly every shot of a person was a POC.

Then they start on Trump. "This will be a test of his administration. OMG he pardoned Sherrif Joe! OMG RUSSIA!"

Fucking god damn kikes

>>139399588
They should tone down the optimism here and make those curves more vertical.
This flood has broken every prediction so far and it has gone higher and faster than anyone anticipated.

>>139399842
College Station is comfy senpai, lived here 13 years

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>>139399460
geeeeez

Friends of my sister in laws parents came by to borrow our canoe to get important documents out of her parents house in Woodstream, they said the water is just over the curb

>>139399663
Keep trying lol

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>>139399231
>chemical release into the already toxic, AIDS infected flood waters

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>>139399231
Fake news, there are no dangerous chemicals in the Greater Houston area.

>>139399369
Go to her twitter. She has a pic of the baby on her banner pic.

>>139399867
Suace?

>>139400057
BABIES CAN BE FAKED

>>139399842
I went to visit folks north of Dallas the day before shit started. Of course I am stuck up here until can go back to Pasadena.

>>139399989
yea it's total bs
i don't know why all the news organizations haven't been collectively strung up

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>>139398117
Look at all the bread and supplies these fine people found. Good for them.

>>139399953
https://twitter.com/ReadyHarris/status/902292342933258240

>>139399254
>It reforms and makes a hard left turn just because
>Houston destroyed
>Leads to so much economic instability that along with the political instability it leads to Civil War 2 aka THE HAPPENING OF ALL HAPPENINGS

best fucking timeline is almost within our grasp

>>139398466
The Cajun Navy was fired upon
>They tried to commandeer their boats

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>>139399254
>>139399231
Massive if true

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>>139400058
>>139399867
https://www.rt.com/usa/401224-la-porte-texas-chemical-emergency/

IT'S OVER

>>139400161
>Thanks!

>>139395572
Shore Acres area - CHEMICAL RELEASE.
Seal up windows / doors stay inside.
740 am.

>>139400130

Inshallah brother, babies can be faked. I saw a baby "girl" in her mothers arms the other day. She tried to act like it was a real baby.

But it was fake, not a real person.

RLBiz_Ins = Real Business Insider
a clear money making scam twitter account
don't ever be fooled or baited again /pol/
you have been warned

>NEW BREAD
NEW BREAD

>>139400217
>>139400217
>>139400217
>>139400217

NEW BREAD
>NEW BREAD

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>>139400052
>Fake news, there are no dangerous chemicals in the Greater Houston area.
I hope you're trolling
>what is the ship channel

>>139400007
The original flood estimate was 61' They've been updating it every few hours. Right now I'm expecting it to go above 70' This river gets directly fed from the Lake Conroe dam.

RIP reservoir sensor

>>139400271
Thanks for the chuckle :)

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>>139396516
Cute goat!
You boat fuckers better not let that pet goat die, goat looks pretty chill though

>>139400174
>just because
anon you know not the power of the reoccurring numerals.

>>139400051
>Such is life in the Bayou City

>>139399740
Category 5?

>>139400052
LP Anon here.
There's a whole stretch of highway in the Houston area full of chemical plants. It was the Valero plant off Sens and 225 that had the chemical leak

>>139400288
Thank you for doing that.

>>139399953
>>139400058
https://twitter.com/lpoem

>>139399867
based kim jong un?

>>139400174
20 trillion in gvt debt boy, might as well get hyperinfaltion, civil war and states seperating over with now.

>>139395754
I like the sister trapped in roof meme more