/HFG/ - Hurricane Harvey Houston Flood General: DAM STILL HOLDING

>Houston going underwater
>Japan getting nuked
WTF IS GOING ON

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HAPPENING CANCELLED

If this had been an actual happening. 80%+ of the area would be without power.

>>139390799
BOOM BOOM JAPAN
THATS WHAT I SAY
GO AND SEE WHAT I MEAN

Cthulu coming?

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>>139390799

>>139390799
poor Japan, not again

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IT'S HAPPENING

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Texanons, post your rare booties

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>>139390673

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TFW Hill county
Live on tallest hill for miles safe from any floods that might happen
Comfy 85 degrees out
Feels good man

Damn are they aiming for Yellowstone!?!?

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>>139390673
Power's going out.
I am creekanon, and the Creek is swallowing me.

Hello

new to houston, I work in the medical center. I called in to work today. currently in midtown

what are the chances that I have to go into work tomorrow?

>>139390673
http://1079ishot.com/cajun-navy-members-shot-at/?trackback=fbshare_mobile_top...Rescuerers being shot at.

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>>139390799
IT'S HAPPENING

>>139390976
send pics if you have a view of the flooding

SEAWORLD WHALES SEEN SWIMMING IN FLOOD WATERS

SEAWORLD WHALES SEEN SWIMMING IN FLOOD WATERS

SEAWORLD WHALES SEEN SWIMMING IN FLOOD WATERS

SEAWORLD WHALES SEEN SWIMMING IN FLOOD WATERS

SEAWORLD WHALES SEEN SWIMMING IN FLOOD WATERS


LIONS FROM SAFARI PARK REPORTEDLY EATING PEOPLE

LIONS FROM SAFARI PARK REPORTEDLY EATING PEOPLE

LIONS FROM SAFARI PARK REPORTEDLY EATING PEOPLE

LIONS FROM SAFARI PARK REPORTEDLY EATING PEOPLE

LIONS FROM SAFARI PARK REPORTEDLY EATING PEOPLE

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>>139390673
FUCK DRUMPF

4 feet till happening

Pepe planned all this for us

>>139390922
Never had a nice set of cowboy boots. How much they run?

Posting from Houston med center. I get to watch everywhere flood.

>>139391011

This post has been made before.

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>>139391074
AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

/ourflood/

>>139391064
hill county is far away from the floods

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anyone else notice the (((narrative)))?
>1

>>139391001
I was so close
>>139391000

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>>139390922
Ok

>>139391113
no run

only ride horse

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Aren't you guys sleepy? I'm feeling very *yaaaawn* tired right now.

I think I'll go and *yawwwwwwn* rest my head on my soft comforting pillow and rest for a moment.

>>139390937
Praise /sg/
Free Mark, Otto and Questioner and give Maghreboi his gf back

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>>139391165
>2

>>139391073
Proofs?

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>>139390673
BEHOLD, THE FUTURE IS SET IN MEMETIC STONE

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Alligators loose in minority territory
This is such a beautiful week

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh4zvQfDhi0

The missile went over Japan
LA GETTING NUKED WHILE HOUSTON IS UNDER WATER?

THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY BOOT!

We'll never make it to Sep 23 at this rate

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>>139391165
>3

>>139391219
>ride horse
No. Ass too high.

>>139391229
>88888 get
>immediately news comes out of nork missiles over japan

goncern deebens

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>>139391223
sleepyposters pls go

This is serious business.

RED ALERT NORTH KOREA HAS FIRED MULTIPLE PROJECTILES HAPPENING THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>139391113
Depends on how nice you're talking about. But you can get a pretty nice pair for $200-300.

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>>139391064
15 minutes ago, but the water IS RISING~~~

kingwood, this is the lake houston pkwy bridge

>>139391249

PROOF HERE >>139386884
>>139386884

>>139390976
comfy wimberley trips gets request taken
quads i drive coastal and winch things

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>>139390922
Old pic but camo rainboots

>>139391074

Why are you censoring his name faggot.

His name is Jamaal Williams, his twitter handle is @RUthlessFCB

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>NEW PROJECTIONS SHOW TRAJECTORY HEADING TO PORT ARTHUR

>SOUTH HOUSTON STILL GONNA GET STORMED HARD AGAIN NEAR THE "EYE"

>LOUISIANA GONNA GET SWAMPED BY THE DIRTY SIDE OF RE-ENERGIZED TROPICAL STORM

>KATY, PRAIRIE VIEW, TOMBALL, WOODLANDS, AND CONROE ALL GONNA BE MISSED BY NEXT WAVE

BASED FUCKING HARVEY

Goodbye Pasadena, Bellaire, Pearland, Wards, Southpark and Sunnyside

>>139391001
What's the name of that river?

>>139391351
gee, two projectiles?

>>139391143
I'm the one asking it, anon. I just want to know how best to handle the situation. I've been talking to friends and it seems like I can' tget there

>>139391250
what a fucking screencap

>>139391165
That's the only picture I've seen of a nigger/spic actually helping out.

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Nigger pirates out there

>>139391074
#harveylootcrew you mean #4chanlootcrew

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>>139391165
>4

>>139391073
>fire ants
>alligators
>bull sharks
>looters
>now killer whales

The list keeps growing

>>139391355
Dollars? Must be a Texas thing. I'll stick to hiking boots.

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THIS IS YOUR FUTURE HOUSTON

>>139391011
This post is starting to creep me out, its like he died when he was posting this so now his ghost is repeating it because its too confused to do anythig else because the storm is fucking with it somehow.

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its strange how these threads went all weekend without rabit shitposting until now

>>139391428
what about the medical center

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A YO HOL UP

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THE WORLD IS ENDING GUYS!!

nukes flying, the floods are flowing..

the happening is real

>>139391441

Are you a Doctor/Nurse?

>>139391572
*rabid

>>139391624
Wish it was nukes, US would get reconstructed.

>>139391471
Don't rescue blacks, no problem

>>139391471
>shooting at the cajun navy

that's a reaaaaally bad idea. Do niggers not know they're more likely to shoot back than the regular navy?

>>139391602
Will there be any white looters at all?

Naval Base near DC, jets are scrambling

>>139390976
forgot to mention I also have a lifted Lexus 450 with snorkel and custom tires. Not near any of the floods but I'd be safe from them

>>139391772

Yes of course.

>>139391153
How bow da?

>>139391011
I work at a hospital in the medical center as well.
I was told not to go back until Wednesday.

>>139391772
wouldn't want all that capitol to go to waste

>>139391772
If any are reported, they will be hispanic because the cucked police calls hispanics "white" on crime reports

>>139391551
That's for like a nice pair of exotic boots. If you just want a decent pair of leather cowboy boots, a hundred bucks or so.

>>139391849
Can't be true. Whites are all angels, right?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT TANKS IN 30

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>>139391001
Do you need gas anon? I know an hombre who knows an hombre...

>>139391245
Don't think they need any more water.

>>139392027
Not the nigger-loving race traitors, no...

>>139392023
Worth looking into.

>>139391602
>Husband went to get my husband

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ISIS claims responsibility for dams overflowing on Telegram
Of Great Size if Confirmation is Secured

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>>139391602
>husband went to get my husband

>>139391434
Jackson Blvd

>>139391572
BARKERS REVENGE FOR NOT SPAYING AND NEUTERING

>>139392027

tf you talking about faggot. We're trying to monitor the situation here.

>>139391491
>Austin (((Kellerman)))

does anyone have buffalo bayou anons pics?

>>139391428
>KATY, PRAIRIE VIEW, TOMBALL, WOODLANDS, AND CONROE ALL GONNA BE MISSED BY NEXT WAVE

That's me <fistpumps>

>>139392152
If you buy good ones they'll basically last you forever.

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>>139392023
>>139392152
Where I live they have this kinda shit tho.

>>139392248
You're an angel Anon.

>>139390673
How many have the memory as children of going to the movie theater, and then there was the glasses on the 21st and all the bad news has become one big entertainment visual system.

>>139391624
jidf your games wont fool us

>>139392281
check the archive, faggarino

Isn't there GATORS in Texas?

AND ALLIGATORS GARS???

>>139392435
Gars scare me to death. Those teeth.

>>139392435
Yes to both but I don't think Gars will mess with you. I've swam around them.

Where's Carlos?

>>139392363
I live in San Antonio, never seen anyone wearing those things though.

>>139391491
>>139391165
>>139391245
Yes, I've seen the
>MUH BASED NIGGER/SPIC/SLANT
posts even on here.

>>139392363
for what purpose???

>>139392435
>GARS
?!?!?!?!

>>139391602
Fucking cryptofurries...

>>139391491
most people don't even care. it's always the left who have to throw the color out there

>>139390508
Friendly reminder to all Houstonians, Bull Sharks can swim in fresh water and are the most common species of shark associated with attacks on people.

>>139392435
Blowjob Gars

>>139392556
Last thread he said he'd be backto broadcasting in 55 minutes. give him about 20 minutes or so.

>>139392574
>>139392611
I've seen them wearing them around on Friday nights. Bitches must love them. lol

>>139392556
he said he'll stream in about 20 mins

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>>139391391

>>139391133
>Posting from Houston med center. I get to watch everywhere flood.

Which hospital are you in bro? I couldn't make it in today. I work there.

>>139391491
Why the fuck would you even bring up race like that? This is a human situation, not a race thing. For fuck's sake.

>>139392611
It's the French way to show off dick size

>>139392840
Or compensate.

>>139392435
Nigga that gator got aids now.

>>139392822
They're racist and amazed to see people that arent.

>>139392363
ive seen this irl before

What's the current status on the resevoirs?

It's taking a while, but it should make it;

4:39 PM 104.93'

>>139392711
>>139392733
This, he'll be checking the resevoir again at the hour.

>>139392556
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1vAGRNNPObDGl

Heading to bed when the reservoir hits 105'

104.93 Soooo close

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>>139390673
6,000,000 deaths from disease after the hurricane. You heard here first.

>>139391133
couldn't make it in from midtown today. what are the chances that I can make it in tomorrow? I don't want to be a POS but don't wanna get stranded on the way over there if I can help it

>>139390799

Remember the prophecy

-The belly of the dragon will drip water.
-The rod and the ring will strike.( if japan gets nuked)
-A killing bolt will shine in the night but will not kill.(if it lands in the sea or explodes before getting near japan)

>>139392666
Jeez, hope someone saves it. Poor thing.

>>139392961
What are we expecting to happen?

>>139391491
>black man scouting houses to rob later and white women to rape

>>139392556
>>139392711
>>139392733
>>139392976
I want to see his beautiful cock before he drowns

10 minutes and I'll be going out again guys, please stay safe houston bros

Doing this as a public service

How many inches of water is houston covered in, give me the worst/average cases that has been reported.

>spic stream on RSBN
>speaks with a straight up country boy texas accent when speaking English
>didn't even know he was a spic til he turned the camera around and started speaking Spanish

Damn that was nuts

>>139393134
And he was never heard from again.

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>>139391491
>>139392822
It goes both ways

>>139392978
carlos is gonna stream the resevoir again in like 10 mins, don't wanna miss that

>>139393060

> Water overflows top of Addicks
> Exterior of wall begins to erode and weaken
> Pressure from water on interior pushes the dam wall out lowering it slightly and causing a flood

>>139391572
Can I get a link for this plox?

>>139393134
Carlos wear your rubbers
No time for wet memes

>>139393134
BASED! Stay safe out there!

>>139393197
Tejanos are a thing, bruh.

>>139393134
mvp

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>>139392840

I think you mean Finnish way.
Leningrad Cowboys had shoes like that decades ago.

>>139393134
GOD'S WORK, LAD!

Any updated graphs please?

Going to sleep if this is just more /pol/ overhyped autism

>>139393170
We got 50 inches of rain already, expecting 15-25 more in Round 2

>>139393226
About how long until then?

>>139393213
To be fair that one seems more relevant given all the confederate flag/statue hysteria as of late.

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>>139391165

>>139393213
She got destroyed on her Twitter afterwards.

/pol/, is academy anon dead, he was flipping shit and didn't know what to do last i saw him

>>139393197
Texas used to be Mexico.

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105 anytime now

What do homeless addicts do at times like these? Where do they get their medicine before they get sick?

>>139393134
Honestly Carlos if you leave your house bring some water wings or something too float on.

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>>139393362

>>139393134
Ganbatte

>>139393197
that's texas man.

>>139392659
True. Before Oprah and Obama took us back 50 yrs., most people would only see someone trying to help. Now race is the first thing people take note of. Sad.

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>>139393060
see
>>139393226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWEWVw7TGk4

>>139393318
Better print that out and post it nearby on a telephone pole. Might start a new trend here. Mexicans with winged tipped cowboy boots AND troubadours.

>>139393226
doesn't even have to overflow just get near the tip top and it'll fail structurally

>>139391491
Nigga goes scouting mission for looting later.

>>139393481
Thanks mate

Any change of a happening within the next hour?

I'm talking dams busting etc

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I've crafted a wetsuit out of duct tape and garbage bags.

>>139391133
>>139392988

Please respond

>>139393437
OK. doesn't make the heavy texas accent any less weird. Usually spics have a mexican accent.

>>139393463

They die

>>139393197
There's lots of hispanic country folk. Black country folk, too, just not as many.

>>139393383
108 is the 'top of spillway'

At the moment it is 104.93 - so only 3.01 feet away

It generally increases by about .7 feet each hour.

>tfw ww3 just started and I can't be drafted because I'm stuck here in a middle of the flood.

Get comfy

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uh

>>139393644
You're gonna die.

>>139393576
>doesn't even have to overflow just get near the tip top and it'll fail structurally

It has to overflow dipshit. You need a current to erode the dam and make the whole thing fail.

You only get that if it starts to overflow.

Beaumont is under voluntary evacuation above Broussard Road, the flooding the last few day in Lumberton has been bad and its only going to get worse.

>>139393657
your accent is kind of governed by where and who you grew up around

>>139393644
Excellent work~

>>139393463
They're having a really bad time right now.

BTW is captcha fucking anyone else, or is it just me?

>>139393681
yea I've heard a couple of black people who speak with a mix of negro-slang + texas accent. Pretty interesting to hear from a linguistic perspective.

>>139393384
Apparently they blurred the flag out on the news.

Also
>hysteria of late

Nigger the confederate flag and the KKK has been around since the Civil War. I remember them protesting on the steps of some college in Mississippi and them showing on the shitty high school news channel in MN. "We at channel one don't agree with the message but the law says they have every right to protest nonviolently."

That was probably my first redpill

>>139393657
Not when they're from the country. If you don't grow up around hoodrat spics, you won't sound like one.

>>139393693
Wots this mean?

>>139393627
Probably not in the next hour. Rain still coming off and on to Wednesday morning. If the storm comes back hard anything could happen.

>>139393657
Texas accent is just a true southern accent without moving your teeth.

>>139393644
Needs Snorkle

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>>139392986
>6,000,000 deaths from disease after the hurricane. You heard here first
massive explosion of mosquitos population allows HIV to evolve and become insect-borne

>>139393032
On first reading, I thought you were a retard. On second reading, I wished a pox upon Leafland. But upon the third reading of this shitpost, I had a heart kek and I hope you're having a nice day.

>>139393427
>She got destroyed on her Twitter afterwards.

post gold

>>139393481

who has excel and some statistical packages? Need to see an eta on possible spillover

>>139393576
True, though overflowing would certainly help the situation and would give those below a bit more warning to get out the way - such as Carlos who should get out the way before it hits him.

HES FROM NEW ORLEANS

>>139393693
>>139393819
too much energy and phasing for the models to pick up on. Harvey is going into its final form

>>139393693
Harvey looking kinda spooky right there desu.

>>139393693
Why does the hurricane look like a Jew?

Anyone in the Texas State Guard? Looks pretty fun. Considering joining in case anything like this happens again.

>>139393784
Yeah, but lately shit is really hitting the fan. Schools changing names, more statues being removed, etc.

>>139393028
what the fuck

>>139393912
STAP pepe is not evil!

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>>139393437
>70% white
>"but it used to be Mexican"

>>139393644
Gator bait.

>>139393508
Oh fuck, areas affected when this happens?

>>139393978
So its regaining strength?

>>139393978
>Harvey is going into its final form

Harvey is the gift that keeps on giving.

>>139393693
>>139393819
multiple bands/arms of heavy rain shifting directly from the gulf I imagine

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>>139393644
it cant fail you Anon

It is sure to work

Maybe this will push all the bluepills who came here after Katrina into some already blue state and we'll finally be rid of these fuckers after more than a decade.

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>>139393819

>>139391245
>free water
it wasn't ever arrested

>>139393819
Harvy looks to be "shedding" its skin and reforming a strong center of rotation. Really weird. On paper, all physical signs show Harvey going sub-tropical and models depict that as well. But the core is so well-structured that it does indeed appear to be trying to go tropical again now that it's close to water.

inb4 "everyone said it was gonna restrengthen" - not everyone said that. NHC certainly didn't think it would look as though it's reorganizing so well. At most it was expected to pick up some more moisture to kick to the North and Northeast. It got over water like 7 hrs faster than predicted though

crazy storm

>>139393947
Not too sure how accurate an extrapolation would be. The surface area increases as the water goes up. Flood water filled reservoir fast at first. Rain incoming is moving it up. What it comes down to right now is how fast the rain comes and how much surface area is still to be filled in the reservoirs.

>>139393028
The killing bolt has to be an EMP strike. Pepper your angus, Europe. You're next.

>>139393644
this is retarded

>>139394182
They're moving them to other cities throughout the state.

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Who's thirsty?

>>139394042
You just phase that out and realize that those people in the south are never going to change and will resist it every step of the way.

I for one don't give a shit about the south since I'm from MN but their local officials will eventually make it right for them and if not someone will sue and win as it's the law.

>>139394123
Yeah it's back in the Gulf and if it churns over warm waters it restrengthens before Round 2

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>>139393978
SSJ5 Harvey inc

>>139394187
"You are going to love this trust me..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCJObMkv4pk

>>139394295
Wait what is this from?

>>139394005
Looks like a silhouette of Ganondorf

>>139394317

when will round 2 begin? (as in more flooding, crazy winds, etc)

GUYS. HARVEY IS LIKE WHEN YOU PLAY ON EASY IN A VIDEO GAME AND THE AI THINK YOUR A GOD.

Also, I am in houston and hear sirens as I type this.

>>139391434
Little Cypress Creek, which is normally a mile down the road in a 20 foot gully.

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>Be french
>Lose war to rice farmer without even fighting
>Run to America for help
>Lose war to sand nigger Algerians
>Government collapses
>Have to replace it
>Submit to European government
>Throw out stable currency for new one
>Lose national pride
>Flood country with millions of foreign people
>Deal with worst terrorists attacks since 9/11
>Still support the cause of terrorism
>Shitpost about superiority for eating butter coated snails

French people are true master race

>>139394274
Boooooooooooooo

>>139394295
When you wake up and have the greatest piss ever experienced by mankind

Anyone here in the Texas State Guard? Need some info.

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>>139394394
>>139393693
I see it.

>>139394247
shit you are right. I totally forgot about SA

>>139392060
Water's too deep for a car but to shallow for a boat

>>139394312
I am from the south, but I don't particularly care one way or the other. It is a cool looking flag, though.

>>139393028

Where's the full prophecy again?

>>139394412
Well it's raining constantly but we've seen some night time increase in convection and expanding of rainshield so expect more heavy rains in TX overnight tonight

>>139394412
Supposed to be Wednesday evening.

ADDICKS PERISCOPE WHERE YOU AT

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>>139394457
Hurricane Harvey will continue to wreak havoc on Houston for the rest of the year. It will make landfall in Houston 12 times.

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>>139393644

The virgin wetsuit

VERSUS THE CHAD DIVING SUIT

>>139394563
>>139394604

will the reservoirs overflow today?

Just reached 105.

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>>139394559

>>139393912
More mandatory jew vaccines.

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>>139393693

>>139394650
>>139394650
>>139394650
>>139394650
>>139394650
THIS MOTHERFUCKERS

>>139394380
Lake Conroe dam, it's going directly into a neighborhood now too.

>>139393508
How come beaver dams don't fail?

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RAIN CURRENTLY INCOMING TO HOUSTON AT THE RATE OF .3" to 1" PER HOUR AT THIS TIME

14 TORNADO REPORTS SO FAR

RAIN IS COMING IN AS FAST AS THE LAND CAN DRAIN

IF RAIN INCREASES TO 2" OR MORE PER HOUR ITS OGRE

FORECAST FOR TONIGHT IS OPTIMISTIC ON LOWER RAINFALL TOTALS SO MAYBE IT WILL BE OK

ITS POSSIBLE RAINFALL FORECAST COULD INCREASE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWwqIO_4VNw

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OH LAWD

>>139394691
I have no idea. I didnt even know about the reservoirs till I got over here to this thread.

105 (ONE-OH-FIVE)
Have we started the flood?

>>139390858
I got my power back on around 11 today was out for 24hrs- kinda nice. Internet is still out though

>>139394825
THE WATER RISES

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WE GOT AN EYE BOYS.

>>139394765

Free market system without government regulation allows superior technology and innovation

CAAARRRLOOOOOOOSSSSS

>>139394825
SSSUUUUUUUUURRRRGGGGEEEEEE

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>>139393644
anon

>>139394825
3 more feet

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>>139394380

https://twitter.com/KHOUBlake11/status/902232643957387264

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>>139394380
Conroe dam being opened earlier this morning

>>139394850
We didn't start the flood.
It was always raining, since the world's been turning.

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>>139394850
THERE WILL BE A 108 MILESTONE ON WEDNESDAY.

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>post yfw you get swept into an ant island

Carlos stream when?

>>139394850
RIP addick anon.

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Look how far offshore the center of convection is already. Harvey just won't quit.

>>139394850
YES
THE WATER RISES

Carlos is 5 minutes late you guys, he died...

F

>>139394987
Very bad anon.

>>139394825
It's almost time for the Dragon's belly to devour Houston

>>139393447
>addicts reservoir

Is that where they throw the bodies of dead addicts?

>>139394825
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

>>139394903
>goes-floater
wat?

>>139394825
what happens when the water reaches the top?

>>139391250
>tfw my bane shitposting has contributed to massive digits changing the course of history

>>139393437
169 Years ago, Treaty of Guadalupe.

did anyone catch the black lady telling the live reporter she'd only do an interview if he gave her a cigarette?

LMFAO

>>139395000
I SUMMON CARLOS

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>>139393644

>>139395014
I mean, that's not *too* far. 20-30 miles, max.

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>>139394825
It's going to happen, isn't it?

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>>139393644
I can't wait to see you in the news with this on.

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>>139393226
>>139393134
>>139393447
>>139393576
>>139393627
>>139393728

Addicks will not burst as illustrated in this video : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWEWVw7TGk4
observe how tall and narrow that model is; addicks is mush shorter, thicker and stronger due to grass and possible internal reinforcement. Therefore, don't expect to see the reservoir sluff down and let loose a wall of water. Realistically, if the water reaches high enough, we will see seepage and eventually piping; see attached video. Keep your eyes peeled for evidence of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PC58mGG55io

>>139394976
My parents used to live on Lake Conroe few years back. At one point it was so dry that it was land for about 30 yards out from the dock.

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>>139394991

>>139394949

Official surge theme;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p13yZAjhU0M

>Tfw out of town on a business trip and worries about my gun cabinet and shit on second floor apartment
I'm hoping for the best.

>>139395145
The dam becomes structurally unsound. Probably will break.

>>139395143
Geostationary
Operational
Environmental
Satellite

>>139394903
winds are picking up
38 mph

>>139393207
Might be too soon to say I told you so.

>>139395232

That shit would be so fun to fuck with

>>139395230
good shit boy

>>139395257
that sounds very bad

>>139395232
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME.

>>139395202
Yeah that's a huge deal, the center just like teleported 20 miles offshore

i mean it moved there WAY faster than predicted

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>>139395204
You were never going to be able to stop it anyway

>>139395232
kek

>>139395251
>out of town
>halfway across the world

>>139395358
It would cause more flooding. Very very bad, indeed.

>>139395251
At least you don't have to worry about being dead

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>>139393447
i made this extrapolation last night
looks like the pattern is holding

>>139395257

>The dam becomes structurally unsound

Source? For some reason I think that dams are engineered not to fall over when they are performing their literal purpose of stopping water.

The safety margins in engineering are absurd.

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>>139395232

NEW BREAD
NEW BREAD
NEW BREAD

>>139395572
>>139395572
>>139395572
>>139395572

>>139395538
>design vs actual construction as per government contracts
Wew lad. If it's anything like Houston roads it's shit

>>139395538
Not designed to have water running over them, the safety margin is just for how much water it can hold

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>>139395545
JUST

>>139390799
And don't forget california is on fire.

>>139395538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWEWVw7TGk4 It happened with Katrina. I am a Louisiana Anon.

>>139395538
Those dams were built in the 40s, that's why they're worried. On the same note my house was built in the 40s and that makes me more confident in its structure considering how they build houses around Houston nowadays.

>>139395538
We've posted sources thousands of times in this thread including an in-depth look into the specific dams which have had no maintenance in over 60 years.

Time to open a car dealership in North Houston.