/HFG/ - Hurricane Harvey Houston Flood General: THE RESERVIOR

>EBAUMS WORLDS
WHAT THE FUCK YEAR DOES THIS DUDE LIVE IN

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>>139400217
Going outside was a mistake.

So uh whats up with the eye? We've been waiting for so long for this. Is it powering up?

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https://www.rt.com/usa/401224-la-porte-texas-chemical-emergency/

IT'S HAPPENING

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Reminder that after this storm, Florida will be hit with a hurricane

Lmao

>>139400349

How recent was this

>>139400349
is this now?

I wonder how many looters have been killed and no one will ever find out?

Id love to be taking pop shots with a supressed rifle right now

who is actually in the flood areas?

SW houston here.

>>139400429
Last hour

>>139400405
I'm ready.

hello. I'm new to houston. I'm in midtown right now, work in the medical center. what are the chances that I'll have to call in tomorrow?

>the happenings keep on happening
Is this the most influential happening week of the year?

>>139400442
Yes, last hour

REEEEEEEE

>>139400349
please give us a sauce

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Big if true

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>>139400405
Lmao

>>139400349
>https://gov.texas.gov/hurricane
Source please?

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Hey, you know what we should do? If we survive this storm shit, we should have a /pol/ meetup somewhere, after the storm, to get drunk and eat food and celebrate surviving this mess.

What would you guys like to eat? Seafood? Pizza? Sushi because we're all fucking weebs?

>>139396516 #
Cute goat!
You boat fuckers better not let that pet goat die, goat looks pretty relaxed though

>>139400349
Trying to break off the land convection and power up.

>>139400217
IT'S ALL OVER POL, IT'LL BE LIKE THE CALIFORNIA DAM FROM NOW ON.

>>139400343
he's following rule 1 and 2 newfig

>>139400349
source this bitch please.

>>139400343
He's posting here since 2005. That it in an earlier stream.

Have we started the storm?
Yes, the water rises!

>>139400405
west coast florida anon here, we have parties for this kind of shit, i hope it get crazy

LOL. Dumbass drove thru water too fast and car died.

>>139400581
Waffle house

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>>139400496
nigga there aint gon be work

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Kingwood bro here
flooding is expected to continue
Saw a national guard truck go behind my house on northpark
>>139400496
nigga call your job already

>CARLOS IS ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE SPILLWAY
>CARLOS IS ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE SPILLWAY
>CARLOS IS ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE SPILLWAY

>>139400537
http://www.goes.noaa.gov/gulf1.html

>>139400581
Whataburger

He said his name is Hose A.

>>139400638
http://www.goes.noaa.gov/gulf1.html

Hydrogen Sulfide leak in La Porte (South east side). It is from Valero.

https://twitter.com/lpoem

>>139400581
PAPPADEAUX

>another tropical low developing off of Africa that could be a healthy storm

It's only just begun

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>>139400655
praise!

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HOUSTON IS KILL

REPEAT! HOUSTON IS KILL!

>>139400747
Seconded

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>>139400393
https://earth.nullschool.net/#current/wind/surface/level/orthographic=-95.57,28.30,3000/loc=-95.483,28.357
Maybe.

>>139400496
>hippocratic oath

>>139400834
This one might have a decent east coast steering pattern to grab on to as well.

13.5v when?

MCDONALDS CONFIRMED
USA USA USA

any recommendation for shows to watch while everyone around me floods?

about to finish westworld s1

>>139400217
Houston getting raped harder than I did in primary school

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>>139400655
Jesus my sides.

>>139400379
I'm afraid to go home, but I'm cold and wet. Send halp.

anyone else *genuinely* concerned for Carlos?

>>139400581
Texas BBQ faggot

Wtf Im a cruz missile now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwlogyj7nFE

>>139400581
All the non-virgins love eating pussy, funky ass even.
The virgins think eating pussy is beta.
I'm not really a polack so it wasn't directed at me.

>>139400984
nah he's full /pol/ level paranoid he'll be good

>>139400655
>>139400844
PRAISE KEK!

>>139400984
indeed i am

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>>139400496
Call your supervisor. I work in the medical center too. I called my supervisor this morning. I don't have to go back until Wednesday.

Can we get Jeff on channel 26 again?

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Shieeeeeeeeeettttt

>>139400581
are non-huwhites allowed?

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>>139400834
It hasn't even started

So I think Carlos is now /ourguy/. He confirmed Mcdonalds is open. Jeff was cool but Carlos seems more like /ourguy/. Just my opinion dont @ me.

>>139400950
Last Chance U

it is truly /pol/'s show

>>139400984
gimme the periscope link again plz

>>139400984
He just said he knows that around blacks, never relax. He'll be fine.

>>139400405
>another fucking storm
This really is the Apocalypse isn't it

>>139400694
Any idea what areas are closed for flooding? I know Kingwood drive is closing or closed, most of the stuff back by the lake is flooded, and Forest Cove is drifting in Galveston Bay at this point.

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>>139400405
>>139400489
>>139400662
Cape Canaveral here, I'll be livestreaming the hurricane from the top of my 5 story building for you glorious faggots. My body is ready.

>>139400632
A non-happening? You're really raining on our parade.

>>139401139
seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeittttttttt

>105.15 according to usgs

>running low on food

help

http://www.readyharris.org/News-Information/Ready-Harris-News/Post/26667

Damn this is pretty close to me. Good thing I never leave my house anyway.

This Addicks nigger is a fucking bitch

>>139401177
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1RDGlmmbZXlJL

>>139401021
>Authentic Cajun Gumbo FTW!

>potential robbery happening on stream

>>139400728
thanks anon, but i am not seeing the same thing that you are posting.

Im probably doing it wrong,..

>>139401152
Depends if you can handle our bants.

>>139400976

No time for defeatism, frogger.

>>139401267
What Stream you fuck?

>>139401154
nigger what

>>139400537
>>139400638

Previous 4chan poster in the last thread.

>>139401211
Carlos is on the wrong side of the resevoir

>>139401224
go to a food shelter

>>139401224
nigga go to McDonalds

BETA FOOD WALKER KEKED BY THE CHAD LOOTER

>>139401267
Don't jinx Carlos.

>>139401336
carlos danger stream

Lost sound.

>>139401169
i'm not putting my eggs in that basket. carlos is gonna die when the dam breaks and we'll have to go crawling back to jeff

>>139401169
but he told people to vote for an irish...that is very wrong

>>139401197
>tfw used to climb trees in cat 3s in the early-mid 2000s

>>139401416
workin for me

>>139401139
GASSED

>>139401360
FLOOD*

>>139401339
Baja California is about it get hit with another 'cane

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>>139401188
>Any idea what areas are closed for flooding
The new HEB by town center, that whole -parking lot- that includes torchies and all those new businesses is under a few feet of water, so anything near the west lake houston bridge is probably kil

>>139401336
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1RDGlmmbZXlJL

>>139401242
>https://www.periscope.tv/w/1RDGlmmbZXlJL
dude...idk what the fuck is wrong I cant comment on shit.

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I hope this hurricane washes my bitch ex-girlfriend into deep flood waters and she drowns out there.

>>139401288
http://rammb.cira.colostate.edu/ramsdis/on...oop_speed_ms=80

>>139401177
www.periscope.tv/addicks

PRESS F FOR CARLOS' EXPENSIVE LEATHER PARKA

>>139401615
F

>>139400984
Nah, he's in a white area

https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1RDGlmmbZXlJL?

https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1RDGlmmbZXlJL?

https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1RDGlmmbZXlJL?

https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1RDGlmmbZXlJL?

https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1RDGlmmbZXlJL?

https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1RDGlmmbZXlJL?

https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1RDGlmmbZXlJL?

>>139401504
She shows up at your door like a lil drowned rat

>Carlos more scared about being robbed than getting swallowed by the dam.
Kek

>>139401615
f

>>139401615
LOL. F.

>>139401615
F

>>139401615
F

>>139401123
First time in the thread today lad?

>>139401480
I know the townhouses back there are flooding too. We tried to do an HEB run earlier but the water was starting to rise. I did hear that the Randalls at that intersection was open, though.

>>139401495
I swear to God if t.v.s in the future are in portrait mode because of this generation Im going to go for the high score

>>139401682
He knows better than to relax.

>>139401139
>Mudshits will never be clever enough to take advantage of natural disasters to cause true mayhem

i suppose we should be thankful they don't even know the simple ways they could truly fuck things up

F

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Fuck all white people
White people help us

TED CRUZ BROUGHT THE FUCKING MCNUGGETS YOU GUYS

Genuine question: how closer to believing in man-made global warming will republicans get after this?

No update to Addicks Reservoir water level? What's wrong?

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Who Mark here

>>139401197
ill enjoy watching cat 3 winds blows you off the roof

>>139401814
whats the link

>2 floors up
how naive

>>139401680
I live in Dallas so she'd have to drag her ass all the way here. Last I heard she's working at a hospital.
(Also how did you know she looks like a rat)

>>139401737
Kroger at West lake houston and northpark had a line around the building this morning but I'm breddy sure they're closed now

>>139401808
nice bait faggot

too bad it fucking SUCKS DICKS

>>139401808
Zero. Only an idiot takes everything as an omen that the sky is falling.

>>139401808

>implying there weren't hurricanes in the past

>>139401808
This is a hurricane. You get hurricanes on the gulf coast. This would have been very minor but for the high pressure west of us keeping this storm over the city.

>>139401615
fuckin spics man
S

>>139400217
whats wrong America? afraid of a little water so you make a trend?

>>139401182
Peak hurricane season is September 10

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>>139400811
That sounds like a good idea.

Pappadeaux Seafood anyone?

>>139401878
https://www.harriscountyfws.org/GageDetail/Index/2110?view=full

Where all the homeless heroin addicts at? Were they the smart ones that walked to Dallas days before Harvey came?

Someone please tell him to pull out his cock

This storm is begining to re-strengthen imo. Not much but maybe a 55 mph ts which will be more rain. Houston is really fucked since the dry air failed to kill Harvey.

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ALL HOUSTONIANS REPORT

>COUNTY
>STATUS
>GRUB
>GUNS
>VIEW OUTSIDE (pic optional)

>>139401231
Seems like a kid that is overwhelmed and a little excited by it all, cut him some slack.

>>139401896
I'm glad I loaded up. Someone on the wife's facebook said the new Sam's Club up by the Grand Parkway was open and not crowded, but I have no desire to try and find out personally.

>>139401932
this is the best idea

>>139401677
Well he's basically just walking on some wet ground - I thought this was a flood

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>>139401808
>he hasn't realized that the free market will fix problems posed by a warmer earth

It's time to take the true redpill, hue hue nigger

>>139401615
MUH LEATHER PARKER IS RUINED
MUH VANS SHOES RUINED CUZ THE MAYOR OPPRESSING ME
I CANT AFFORD NEW CLOTHES FK THE MAYOR
ITS CHAOS OUT HERE
WOAH LOOK THE ROAD IS WET

>pol poster
faggot

>>139401808
who gives a fuck you swarthy huenigger the rapture is coming on september 23

>>139401808
Get fucked you third world nigger. I hope a motorcycle rider blows your head off.

>>139400217
Who needs a wall when you have a moat?

>>139401953
why do you want carlos to get b& from stream?

STFU CARLOS RALPH IS A GOOD NAME

U R CARLOS, CARLOS. NOT JOSE. NEXT SUBJECT.

>>139401224
eat your doggo

>>139401152
It's a Houston meetup so I assume 80% of the participants will be either Hispanic or Asian males wearing a maga hat.

>>139401982
Harris (Kingwood)
Comfy
Just ate a fresh grilled burger
Tons
Rainy and gloomy

>>139401788

White people's burden

>>139401932
those tendies dont look right better ask for a refund

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>>139402024
>but I have no desire to try and find out personally.
same, basically trapped in Kingwood anyway.

>>139402102
RALPHLET DETECTED

>>139401197
How strong is it expected to be? I've fellas in Titusville and Orlando, hope they'll be fine. Hope you'll be fine.

>>139402048
>spergfan molyneux
pls post sargon next

>>139402112
i'm a "white hispanic"

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MCNUGGETS STATUS: BROUGHT

>>139402053
"The Supervolcanic erruption of Yellowstone is coming on September 23rd"

FTFY

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>>139402154
That's Crawfish.
And these are Fried Alligator Bites.

>>139402049
>Abo nigger posting on pol

Eat a dick faggot.

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>>139402102
ralph btfo

>>139401932

Is that supposed to be etouffee?

>anymore rain and the drainage ditch will overflow
>the other cul-de-sac closer to it already has its streets claimed by water

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

look at this massive cuck
https://twitter.com/Jason_Pollock/status/902303583672049664

>>139402166
I'm just planning on not being able to get out until next weekend. A person I know was rescued by boat from the back and they were told to expect 10 days before they could get back in the house.

Finland. if youre in here....Carlos thinks you have some fine memes

>>139401982
Galveston anon

Chilling in Dallas

>>139402221
>political sniping

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Download- Zello app
Search- Houston/Hurricane Harvey, etc.
Listen- to niggers yell at people waiting for rescue

>enjoy

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LOGOR

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>>139402066
kek'd and checked

Is it me, or has the Addicks Dam water gauge not been updated in over an hour.
It's a bit alarming.

>>139402251
>burger pol poster
you have to go back juan

>>139402228
Same difference.

>>139402328
Based caveman names

>>139402327
Lol

>>139402358
yeah it's weird

>>139402275
>WAKE ME UP INSIDE

CAN'T WAKE UP

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>>139402287
Realistically how long do you think it will be until everything's back to normal?
Or is that even possible to think about right now

>>139402072
Holy fuck good call - Trump summoned the storm to build a discount moat! This wouldn't have happened if Mexico had paid for the damn wall.

>>139401842
>implying I won't tie myself down
Come on anon, I'm not dumb

Does anyone have any Illuminati cards regarding Harvey.

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>>139402270
Half of it is, other half is Fried Crawfish.

Shit I'm working myself up to the idea. We need to start getting a party list going, looking for Pappadeaux to take over.

After all of the streams from posters here, I swear I'm like the only hwhite person here.

>>139402358
It broke off

>>139402310
TORILLA TAVATAAN! Finland mentioned.
He has our blessings.

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>>139402327
>Listen- to niggers yell
Sorry I don't like rap music

>>139402442
TIMMY TURNER MY NAME IS

>>139402086
I just want to see his beautiful, brown cock

>>139402469
how is this any news after seeing the fifty shades of brown on the HWNDU streams

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Daily Stormer is back!

Tell your friends.

http://bbs.dailystormer.al/latest

CARLOS REVEALED

>>139402358
The gauge drowned. We're all dead soon

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Help my friends brother is alone and completely wet on the roof of his house due to his parents being away on vacation

If you see him please help him out he lives around Humble.

Here's a pic to help identify him, he will be very grateful for your help

>>139402181
Too early to tell

>>139402574
go be a faggot somewhere else

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He showed his face by a mistake!

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>>139400217

>>139402408
They are freaking out.

>AYO, AYO HOL UP
>MY KEED BE DIZABLED
>MY KEED ONLY BE 17 DAYZ OLD
>YALL NEED TO GET HERE NOW!
>YALL NEED TO HURR UP!

>>139402466
C-can I attend as well?

>>139400984
I am genuinely concerned about Charles. Carlos can get fucked.

>>139402607
POST FACE

>>139402585
I know, I was including those.

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>>139402491

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May I help you with your flood insurance claim?

Doing donuts in a hurricane. 'Merica!

>>139402649
No

>>139402667
Get your ass to Houston and maybe you can.

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>>139401982
>COUNTY
Brazoria
>STATUS
Chill, watching Carlos stream his swampy cheeks. Talking to the people I know from University of Houston, the flooding seems to be going from affecting a relatively small subset of people to affecting nearly everyone in Houston.
>GRUB
Canned beans, peanut butter for days.
>GUNS
Hunting Rifle and family with better guns.
>VIEW OUTSIDE
pic related, my house is on stilts so no danger to me, but the large retailers in Angleton are slowly losing supplies. No bread, most meat is gone, power has been on for 2 days fortunately.

>>139402574
how long do you think it is

>>139402634
brb renting a helicopter

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Somalians sighted in houston

>>139402442
Well, I think it's going to take the San jacinto cresting, that usually happens a day or two after the rain stops and lake Conroe closes the dam. I'd be willing to bet we can move around next weekendish

>>139402466
cajun here. Im withdrawing my BBQ comment

Were going to Pappadeauxs. Its settled

>>139402663
O_O
oro?

LOL@ Flood and soil.

https://youtu.be/uXuBW8fu6Mo

https://youtu.be/uXuBW8fu6Mo

https://youtu.be/uXuBW8fu6Mo

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Reminder that the Houston mayor could have very easily evacuated people in the low-lying floodplains

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WE

>look for a shelter north south east and west of you
what did she mean by this?

>>139400581
Grilled bratwurst and Lil' Smokies made in a crockpot. Nothing else.

>>139402823
Well, not easily. It's above his IQ level.

>>139402839
why would you blur shit out?

Wind seems to be picking up a lot over there.
Harvey is getting more powerful.

>>139402772
sounds good to me.

Don't know how i am going to explain to my wife that i am eating with anons from a Somali finger painting forum

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>Have my much smaller white city flooded in the 90's
>everyone evacuated on short notice
>Only rescue efforts were saving peoples animals
>Giant nigger/spic filled Metro floods
>Plenty of warnings
>Still filled with people

What is this shit?

>>139402823
>inb4 Sly's apologist comes up ITT to suck brown cock

/OURGUY/

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WUZ

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>>139402839
WUZ

(Helping niggers is a big mistake)

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>>139402908

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KANGZ

>>139402876
who gets to cum in it first?

>COUNTY
NW Harris
>STATUS
Comfy -- was waist deep helping stranded earlier
>GRUB
Mac & cheese
>GUNS
Enough...
>VIEW OUTSIDE (pic optional)
Road is totally submerged.

Carlos guy has no idea what he's talking about
The shit isnt even bad

>>139402920
Where you hail from brother?
Also, Howre we organizing the meetup?

>>139401903

You mean like the genesis flood? I think Pence might come around after this if it gets any worse. He'll most likely be on location and see the mayhem as punishment for his ignorance. This is God's sign for Pence to get rid of Trump and put the country firm on the path to combat man made global warming. Build the ark and MAGA.

>>139402839
wish someone was within rifle range to ventilate them

>>139402466
mmmmmmm
looks fucking tasty

>>139402839

Why censor his name.

The name is Jamaal Williams. @BrotherTooTurnt is one of his friends. He deleted his twitter.

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>>139402462

>>139403030
DELET

ROTATE YOUR FUCKIN CAM CARLOS GOD DAMN

car broken down, road block, flood, something in the water
habbening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWwqIO_4VNw

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>>139402902
because it's probably fake
Looting is probably going on but he's just trying to stir shit up
>>139402768
Didn't even think about how it hasn't even crested

>tfw periscope muted my commenting
Ree

Should I get mario kart 8 deluxe brehs

>>139402772
Other Cajun here, just a friendly reminder to always rep 'dat Gumbo! If we can't make 'merica hungry again, it ain't worth savin'!

This is not good.

>>139402927
white peoples aquaphobia is bigoted and disgusting

>>139403094
>Jamaal

>>139403162
Yeah, the memorial day floods we're bad but the river didn't crest until a day or two after the rain ended. Hamblen was under about 8 feet of water for a while.

>>139403099
SHUT IT DOWN

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>water level gone down at reservoir
Time to pack it up lads. Happening cancelled.

>the moment you need 4 appendages to travel, it is vertical
Damn Carlos gets it.

>>139403099
Thanks! It kind of reminds me of the cars driving in Galveston.

>>139403137
Tonight is gonna be FUCKING OGRE

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>NEW PROJECTIONS SHOW TRAJECTORY HEADING TO PORT ARTHUR

>SOUTH HOUSTON STILL GONNA GET STORMED HARD AGAIN NEAR THE "EYE"

>LOUISIANA GONNA GET SWAMPED BY THE DIRTY SIDE OF RE-ENERGIZED TROPICAL STORM

>KATY, PRAIRIE VIEW, TOMBALL, WOODLANDS, AND CONROE ALL GONNA BE MISSED BY NEXT WAVE

BASED FUCKING HARVEY

Goodbye Pasadena, Bellaire, Pearland, Wards, Southpark and Sunnyside

>>139403232
no meme no meme

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>>139403056
Hang on, I'm figuring this out as I go.
We'll use these threads as a lowkey update system. Right now just email me some social media contacts if you're interested and we'll get a platform going.

[email protected]

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>Inverness Forest levee 1 ft away from overflowing

So no update on elevation for 1 hour whats going on

I think Carlos just proved the water levels are going down.

Also, he's getting great battery life.

>>139400808
>https://twitter.com/lpoem
why is hydrogen sulfide being transported in the first place? for natural gas production?

Why hasn't the sensor for Addicks not taken an updated measurement since 4:55?

>>139403354
I think some bastard broke down in the deepish water and now no cunt can get past hehe

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>tfw i want to see the addicks / barker discharge gates but Carlos keeps filming grass and rambling about highway8 and MSM keeps going "oh look a car... oh man look at those people... wow, look at them... oh wow, now there's a boat... look at it... wow..."

>>139403357
>source my anus

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>>139403099
>>139402462

>>139402469

/pol/'s diversity is its strength

>>139403357
>>LOUISIANA GONNA GET SWAMPED BY THE DIRTY SIDE OF RE-ENERGIZED TROPICAL STORM

Is New Orleans going to get shat on again?

>>139402753
https://www.nationalhelicoptersolutions.com/
they close at 10 tho

GOING FISHING

>>139403460
it can't swim :(

>>139403485
>perversity

>>139403472
>baseball cap Caucasian saving multiethnic lady

>>139402663
WTF!

CARLOS REPORT THE INSURANCE FRAUD

>>139403485
Actually, there's probably a lot of truth in that statement.

Houston ded yet?

Stay safe fellow Nazis brothers.

I'd be lying if I didn't want to see Houston devolve into race war though.

>>139403523
FUCK,

I hope not. I just moved from there. Im in Lafayette right now about to roll in Houston tomorrow and help

Decisions ...decisions...

>>139403525
They'll probably stay open late for sexy trap rescue missions

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>going to school to be a composer
LMAO

>>139400349
This is def a system that is strengthen. Banding features and the core still in tact. The dry air failed.

NEW BREAD
>NEW BREAD

>>139403643
>>139403643
>>139403643
>>139403643

NEW BREAD
>NEW BREAD

>>139403617
You'll get shot first white boi

>>139403462
What a clusterfuck of a shitshow on that road

>>139403602
Nah, it actually sounds like the happening is done

>>139403465
Carlos is nowhere near the discharge.

ask carlos what sort of person would turn tragedy into personal profit

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>>139403063
>The belly of the dragon will drip water

it's clearly gaining strength, by midnight there will be a new hurricane force system

>>139401808
lol eat shit and die huenigger

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>>139403099
Oh fuck, there's a water park called Typhoon Texas
An old rusty car seems out of place in a water park.

>>139403654
More like women's studies. University of Houston.

>>139400217
God is punishing the nigger loving texans

>>139403705
It's still raining

>>139403745
ok im fucking done
i didnt even agree with that stupid shit at first because it's similar to nostradamus predictions in that theyre vague and can be anything
but christ..

Louisiana anons..Im living in my car right now but have jerbs. Anyone got a place I can crash?

Did anyone put a swastika in the eye of the hurricane yet?

If not, someone plz shoop for a bro?

>>139402585
that was in queens

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>>139403716
He's the closest I can get to seeing it. If he just had a fucking bike.
FUCK I fell like I'm getting blueballs.

>>139401982
>COUNTY
Fort Bend, Sienna Plantation

>STATUS
Comfy playing vidya until hell breaks loose tonight. Stayed past mandatory evac. No police to be seen anywhere in my neighborhood anymore.

>GRUB
About 35lbs of meat and tons of non perishables. Not going hungry any time soon.

>GUNS
Multiple shotguns/pistols/rifles, Thousands of rounds.

>VIEW OUTSIDE (pic optional)
Would give away where I live. If you're familiar with sienna, its by the big ass bridge. Steady rain, no real flooding here. Ditches are half full

>>139401139
>floods
>tornadoes
>alligators
>aids blood
>now chemicals
Why does God hate Houston?

>>139403654
Better than the other soulless shit people do around here. Work at the plants, become an pencil pusher, work at min wage.
Carlos followed his dreams
Carlos is a hero
His boat shoes are fucking stupid though, should've bought vans like an acceptable member of society

>>139400397
Did you seriously take a photo of a meme?

>>139403371
Those crab fingers are great

>>139402663
T H I C C

>>139404208
Gott strafe Texas

>>139402663
Good one nigger, what's left from the prophecy?

>>139402753
kek

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>>139403466
>source
http://www.khou.com/weather/hurricane-central

KHOU Hurricane center. Pic related. Just look at the forecast on the future track. Eye is heading for Beaumont and the dirty side is gonna go into Louisiana

>>139403523
maybe not new Orleans, but most of the state especially the western side.

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>>139401982
energy corridor here
we got fucked