Mandatory and Voluntary Evacuations, Shelter Information:
https://gov.texas.gov/hurricane
>STREAMS
>Live: HURRICANE HARVEY SLAMS TEXAS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Acap3IrCYYk
>KHOU 11 Live Stream – Alternate Studio Up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWwqIO_4VNw
>Hurricane Harvey Coverage LIVE on CBSN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTXQVOtroI
>Local Coverage
http://www.wfaa.com/news/live_breaking/tropical-storm-harvey-coverage/32629471
>SCANNERS
>Houston Police Scanner Feed:
https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/14514/web
>Harris County Sheriff and Constables Dispatch
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/26318/web
>Liberty County
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/ctid/2668/web
>Galveston County
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/ctid/2606/web
>Good real time info on water and rain levels:
https://www.harriscountyfws.org/
>National Weather Service Houston:
http://www.weather.gov/hgx/
>Other WX Related:
https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/southern-texas/weather-radar-interactive
>Storm Visualization:
https://www.windy.com/
>Houston Transtar - road cameras:
http://traffic.houstontranstar.org/layers/#
https://twitter.com/hurrtrackerapp/status/901832186235584513
>Periscope: ----- POST THEM IF YOU GOT ‘EM.------ feeds are coming and going
https://www.pscp.tv/Digger_Nick/1OdJroyXBkOxX
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1zqKVRApMOmKB?q=HOUSTON
>/ourguy/ Jeff
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OyKArBgdlLGb
https://www.pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1eaJbmYnAMaGX
Rundown:
>Water released from Barker and Addicks Reservoirs is expected to cause a rise of 4-6" per hour downstream
>Water is still rising 1.5 feet per hour in reservoir
>More rain forecast for Houston area
>HEAVY DOWNPOURS INCOMING BROTHERS
>become a licensed weather modifier in texas
https://www.license.state.tx.us/weather/weatherfaq.htm
https://tshaonline.org/handbook/online/articles/ymwed
hack texas weather
Previous Thread >>139379813
not happening
>>139386674
FUCK OFF
It just won't stop
>the city of houston atm
Goddamnit the Brazilian/Turk BBC poster is at it again
>inb4 he gets 30 threads up in the catalog before mods finally decide to delete them
>>139386757
Hes not lying. Houston resident reporting in to bust these lies
God speed Carlos
>>139386446
>>139386446
>>139386446
>>139386674
>so desensitized by happenings he can't tell when it's happening
Oh, it's happening, sweetheart.
>>139386586
such a qt 3.14
the woman isn't that bad as well
>video shows blacks looting
DELETE THIS
more rain is coming for houston
SEAWORLD WHALES SEEN SWIMMING IN FLOOD WATERS
SEAWORLD WHALES SEEN SWIMMING IN FLOOD WATERS
SEAWORLD WHALES SEEN SWIMMING IN FLOOD WATERS
SEAWORLD WHALES SEEN SWIMMING IN FLOOD WATERS
SEAWORLD WHALES SEEN SWIMMING IN FLOOD WATERS
LIONS FROM SAFARI PARK REPORTEDLY EATING PEOPLE
LIONS FROM SAFARI PARK REPORTEDLY EATING PEOPLE
LIONS FROM SAFARI PARK REPORTEDLY EATING PEOPLE
LIONS FROM SAFARI PARK REPORTEDLY EATING PEOPLE
LIONS FROM SAFARI PARK REPORTEDLY EATING PEOPLE
>>139386775
>The situation is worse than we realize
I think we already realize desu
addicks anon bro, please go on periscope and report.
need /ourguy/ out reporting
https://spacecityweather.com/early-monday-afternoon-harvey-forecast-update/
>light, scattered rains for the a couple days
>sunshine by the end of the week
It's finally over lads, gonna miss you guys. See you at the next happening.
>>139386835
(You)
>having to dive to your car
is Happening on or off?
>>139386775
>>139386775
Probably.
It's not good when people panic whilst not having anywhere to go. Like a stampede but with looting and killing instead of trampling other people.
>>139386800
Moving alot slower, maybe the controlled discharges are working
Guys I'm sad. My cuckshed flooded but I don't care about that. My parents house is about to flood. I'm making my last stand here. My parents left cause of lots of reasons.
Anyway my parents are good people and I don't want them to lose everything. Please pray. Pray to god, allah, kek, whoever that it stops here. Thanx.
>>139386586
REEEEEEEEEEE!
OH THE HUMANITY
WHEN WILL THE RAIN END?
>>139386586
Anybody got the link to the reservoir levels?
>>139386800
>104.67
>104.71
The happening is over. Barely rising anymore.
when are we going to see some real action?
HURRICANE HITS
FLOODING EVERYWHERE
MANDATORY EVACUATIONS..
PRIORITIES
>>139386586
doggos before the niggos.
Get those boats floating texans. Doggos need you.
Reminder that Houston is expected to reach 50 inches of rain still
>>139386946
wow. powerful
105 inches soon
Harvey deus ex tonight
WE'VE REACHED BIBLICAL LEVELS BOYS
Alright friends
everyone is out of the house and into kayaks
I'm now leaving our decimated neighborhood, pic is the highest point in the area. I will report back with more pics soon, how soon I'm not sure. Those posts about them checking your citizenship weren't lying
anyway
Should we be boarded by pirates thoust may have enough powder to defend thyself and thyn crew
The voyage of the uss Autism I fear has just started
>>139386775
We are aware of this.
>>139386800
the controlled releases aren't helping. there's too much rain over too great an area upstream of the dams.
>>139387039
This is high-grade comfy pixel art.
FLASH FLOOD UNTIL 7PM
>ANUS: PUCKERED
FLASH FLOOD UNTIL 7PM
>ANUS: PUCKERED
FLASH FLOOD UNTIL 7PM
>ANUS: PUCKERED
FLASH FLOOD UNTIL 7PM
>ANUS: PUCKERED
Boats getting shot at? Is this true? Mad Max Houston Water version?
>>139387111
PRAISE HIM!
>>139387167
water world
What is the link to the reservoir levels? perhaps add it to the OP as well next thread?
mfw this stationary storm becomes an eternal windmill of peace much alike that huge-ass red spot tempest on Jupiter
>>139387183
>>139386984
it aint off till we say so, for now we getting comfy here
>>139386884
>SEAWORLD WHALES SEEN SWIMMING IN FLOOD WATERS
Amazing they got there from San Antonio.
>>139386775
r-really?
Is the worst over in terms of rainfall and winds etc?
>>139386800
Reminds me of oroville, waiting every hour for a new update, everyone saying it's gonna burst etc.
>>139387123
god speed and keep your shells dry
>>139387100
wow, shes probably fucking lying for social media attention. Bitches do that.
>Be me
>White bitch with cat, no b/f (too good for filthy bf)
>Make shit up to post on social media
>other white women pat me on the back
>Validated existence.
>>139387123
Godspeed admiral
There is one upside to this shitstorm, it's 20+ degrees cooler than it would be.
>>139387100
fake and gay
Posting again for fellow houston bros:
Streaming again in about 55 mins. Will go to addicks reservoir and them to beltway 8. Then I'll decide if I abandon my life or if I stay and try and keep safe. I have no clue what is happening. If someone can give me some concrete data on the flow of this particular reservoir I would greatly appreciate it.
It's happening lads.
Nig family tries to transverse water. Just go of their drowning baby. (Sorry for FB link all I can find)
http://redirect.viglink.com/?format=go&jsonp=vglnk_150395335765312&key=36ad8bc22d612b2ca8645f59506d611a&libId=j6wmykbv01001ld0000DA3371742u&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pirate4x4.com%2Fforum%2Fgeneral-chit-chat%2F2559769-soon-hurricane-harvey-22.html&v=1&out=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2F9kennedy%2Fposts%2F1342173039238401&ref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pirate4x4.com%2Fforum%2Fgeneral-chit-chat%2F2559769-soon-hurricane-harvey-23.html&title=Soon%20to%20be%20hurricane%20Harvey...%20-%20Page%2022%20-%20Pirate4x4.Com%20%3A%204x4%20and%20Off-Road%20Forum&txt=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2F9kennedy%2Fpo...42173039238401
>>139387014
Godspeed anon. You're a good son>>139387016
>>139387039
When the flooding subsides and the looting gets going in earnest.
tfw when you live in central Texas and in a hilly neighborhood
>tfw san antonio got pretty much no rain
suffering
>>139387334
>that link
just sniptool your screen for all that, fuck.
>>139386872
i hate cucks
>>139387318
Go for a swim and then film the shore
>>139387244
PRAY
I hope Southwest LA is going to be okay.
The severity of its rain might not be as bad right now, but they're going to keep getting that rain longer than Houston will.
>>139387398
rip
So it's Katrina levels isn't it?
Watch it stop just before reaching the top, that'd be a real letdown
>>139387014
Are you trying to shore up your family's stuff in the house? You should. Be productive with what little time you have anon.
>>139386800
can you give the link to this please?
>>139387398
>posting irrelevant hashtags for some fucking reason
>>139386946
THIS
Water levels will continue falling. There is NO sign of rain falling faster than Houston's drainage system can keep up for the rest of the storm.
>>139387398
Fuuuuck man
>>139387359
>tfw north texas and low 80s outside
Thanks, Harv!
>>139386984
Off unless all the radars are wrong.
Sorry guys its over
>>139387398
That baby dead.
F
Trump to probably visit Austin if any of you are interested, I might still be here by then
>>139387268
>winds
worst is definitely over
>rainfall
still quite a lot, and it stacks up
>>139387276
yep
>>139387369
people saying houston has so few whites... well it's nothing compared to san antonio which is more mestizo than mexico
downtown dallas is probably as black if not blacker than houston too
we have the most vietnamese tho
Anyone seen a post from Van-bro after he parked on the overpass last night?
>>139386446
Where's your stream?
>>139387398
Christ
>>139387268
Partially. Houston's likely already had the worst rain, but the worst wind won't get there until tomorrow.
>>139387482
Fellow Louisianan here, prayers your way. Stay comfy.
I gotta say, watching the interviews on TV of evacuees, I expected to hear more Southern accents. Barely any. Huh. Weird.
>>139387398
Her baby's blood is on her hands. She should have fucking left. Stupid cunt.
>>139387398
damn thats harsh.. got me out of my comfy zone
>>139387513
https://www.harriscountyfws.org/GageDetail/Index/2110?span=24%20Hours&v=rainfall
>>139387100
I just talked to a guy who just rescued 28 people. He's an ultra nazi. Amazing human.
Why are white men so evil? Look all this fucking evil oppressor racism
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4830944/Hero-saves-kids-Hurricane-Harvey-paddle-board.html
Hourly rain amount
SAVE THE STICK
>>139387594
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/
>>139387123
Good luck, anon. We are with you in spirit.
>>139387645
Texas is too far west for the typical Southern accent.
>>139387398
hahaha
The problems that nobody is talking about is the 30mph winds that we are going to get when the storm comes back north.
The ground is completely saturated, so trees are going to fall like dominos..
>>139387060
Where else are they supposed to get food retard?
>>139387408
better poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/13810219
>>139387039
There's no more real action. It all took place on Saturday. That's why the autists in this tread have been reduced to obsessively refreshing dam water level charts.
>>139387593
I can't seem to find an authentic, delicious pho place here, what am I doing wrong?
>>139387510
POST THE LINK TO SOURCE
REEEEEEE!
>>139387573
where did you hear that? i know he's going to be in houston tomorrow
>>139387511
Everything that needs/can be put up is. It's pier and beam construction so no use sandbagging.
>>139387398
Wheres the father to go out & get help?? Teenage pregnancies baka
>>139387123
legals first. america first.
>>139387658
many thanks
>>139387123
>USS Autism
My sides
>>139387740
https://www.harriscountyfws.org/GageDetail/Index/2110?span=24%20Hours&v=rainfall
Stay safe guys
Keep clapping, burgers.
:(
>>139387100
>rescued
She spelled "raped" wrong
>>139387728
Most people in Houston aren't from Texas or the South.
>>139387734
>Where else are they supposed to get food retard?
LET'S SEE..
HEB .. open
Fiestamart .. open
krogers .. open
sprouts .. open
evacuation notice.. ignored...
>>139387645
Mostly every part of the country has lost their accent anon, unless you go to the backwoods. Boston doesn't even have it that much anymore.
I'm from bumfuck MN and I barely have it that much.
>>139387731
Just wait until the root systems become saturated.
Hold onto your butts. Conroe Dam only designed for up to 207 feet.
>>139387369
Fellow SAfag here, I got steady rain for like 2 days straight. Not torrential downpours but light, steady rain. Standing water all over my neighborhood. What side of town you on?
>>139387761
something something single mom with niggerspawn, I guess
>>139387573
Spectrum news, but I could be wrong
Going to Houston right now is fucked, I don't know where exactly he would stay
>>139387334
>tfw san antonio
>tfw dodged the storm of the century
san antonio proving once again why its the best city in texas
>>139387738
i don't eat pho but there are ones around every block, go to bellaire in south west houston (chinatown - at least the "new" chinatown/asiatown)
there are a ton of great restaurants i've yet to try inside the inner loop still, chefs/food critics internationally love houston because of its diverse food/restaurant selection
we have a lot of food trucks too
>>139387510
>kek pls no ruin orgasm
>>139387951
WHAT
>>139387897
And where do they cook that food from Kroger?
God, your parents must be related
>>139387123
>Those posts about them checking your citizenship weren't lying
Good.
>>139387123
>boarded by pirates
Now I'm afraid to leave my house
IT’S HAPPENING.
2 MORE FEET FOR HOUSTON.
>>139387014
that will learn u for not getting flood/windstorm
>FL fag/ Andrew survivor (Cutler Bay)
>>139387731
>30mph
that's not so bad right?
just ordered a pizza and tipped only 9 cents, ama
>>139387510
Is addicts higher than barker? if so one overflows the other will follow shortly after
https://www.harriscountyfws.org/GageDetail/Index/2110?span=24%20Hours&v=surfaceBox
https://www.harriscountyfws.org/GageDetail/Index/2010?span=24%20Hours&v=surfaceBox
Did you think the season was over? It's only just beginning.
After Invest 92L/Potential TC#10 hits TC (because it will) and becomes Tropical Cyclone Irma, Invest 93L will become Hurricane Jose and ironically slam into Florida
>>139387334
OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
What the fuck is all this Hurricane flooding bullshit????
I'm in Houston right now, hasn't flooded anywhere and we only have a light drizzle
this is literally nothing but fake new or some shit
and really really back CGI and actors
>>139387594
Just search addicks, or look through older threads. I'm in my phone and I can't link it
>>139387919
I disagree about the Boston accents. My kid & I were watching the mayor & other interviews when the protest was going on & laughing at how they talk. It was a good bonding moment.
>>139387951
link pls
>>139387969
>best city in texas
Charles Barkley says your women are fat and ugly
>>139387123
USS Autism theme song
https://youtu.be/g5YoQEZqUEk
>>139387667
>"heavy"
>.25 inches
BAHAHAHAHA
>>139387951
posting level height and not storage
>>139387123
fair winds and following seas anon
A good live hurricane tracker?
>>139387969
>san antonio proving once again why its the best city in texas
LMFAO
no way, it's the worst city in texas
dallas>houston>>>austin>>>>>>>>san antonio
this coming from a native houstonian
>>139388105
Neat
>Addicks hasn't updated
>>139386586
This is texas's time to shine, and rub the liberals noses in their own shit by coming through this stronger.
>>139387685
Thanks
>>139387060
They are eating at BK anon, that's not a choice you make when you have options. This is pure desperation.
>>139386851
Watch out for snakes & gators! Link to stream?
>>139387599
Don't lie. I was in Florida for Matthew.
>>139388033
Normally, No
The problem is that the ground is so saturated that the tree roots dont have shit to hold on too.. If the ground is just sloppy mud, it will not take much force to knock over trees.
I foresee massive power outages in my area that has avoided flooding (mostly)
Kingwood represent!
>>139387060
When matthew hit here, every place was closed and without power, except a lone Waffle House, which is worse for you than Boigah Kang.
People went there wanting a hot meal, something you couldn't get anywhere else.
>>139387167
Some of the boats were looting - everything is not as it seems anon...
>>139387398
Saved from the curse of single motherhood
>>139388065
what are you on about
>>139388105
Kys LARPfag
>>139388218
>still responding to this faggot
>>139388254
North Carolina had a rough time with Matthew due to rain.
>>139387685
>vertical
>>139387954
Windcrest here, got decent rain, but just ordinary rain, not Happening rain. I was hoping for a lot more rain over the recharge zone.
>>139388043
what's your race?
>>139387825
Latest report shows water is about 3.2 feet from top of spillway
>>139388058
Addicks is higher I think and Barker has been filling up REALLY slowly
>>139388196
>dallas
>>139387731
not to mention the reservoirs are full of trees that can block outflow
>>139388134
AL GORE OMG! I never noticed him in that picture! His tiny little peepee. awww. How sad.
>>139387954
far west side, it was measly drizzle, no standing rain at all
I'm pretty mad actually, does it rain at all during the autumn and winter?
>>139388033
>>139388289
Plus pines don't have shit for a root system. They topple retardedly easy.
>>139387594
This, I want to hear from Van-bro. Where you at dude
>>139387667
>use every color for your legend
>run out of colors for county borders
>>139388196
Shut up and stop trying to send your Katrina nogs over here.
>>139388387
Just updated
>>139387737
When the water goes down a bit but power is still off, niggers will start looting in ernest. I'm going to spend this whole weekend locked and loaded.
Does anyone else here worship Mother Gaia?
I pray to her everynight and we have a deep connection - she speaks to me in the wind, the leaves and through insects.
This is OUR fault. We have harmed her and damaged her and this is our punishment. She doesn't like spanking her children but this cannot be stopped
>>139388065
>Ironically slam into Florida
thank gosh Jacksonville hasn't had a direct impact since the 1960's
>>139388387
Still going up
UPDATE FROM A KINGWOOD FAG, WE USUALLY NEVER FLOOD.
BUT THE ATASCOCITA BRIDGE IS GETTING FLOODING FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER.
rip lake houston pkwy
>>139388065
Peak season is September 10
>>139387398
>Respond to call for help
>Knock on door
>Disheveled lady answers
>I am here to help you and your ba...
>get hit on the head with a shovel and fed to all of her hungry cats
Nice guys finish last.
>>139388428
sorry i meant dfw, grand prarie, etc
>>139387398
>not googling what to do instead of begging for help that will never come in time
>>139387526
It's so it gets more exposure. Not a bad idea, considering.
>>139388122
http://conroe.uslakes.info/level.asp
Hurricanes bow down to Dallas!
>>139387951
which resevoir
>>139388254
#PrayforFlorida
>>139388130
Or this one
https://youtu.be/8dqKYc578ng
>>139387398
what a fucking idiot.
>can't take care of baby
>can't find help
>starts to fucking TWEET about it as if anyone nearby will see the tweet and materialize to save her baby
>uses emojis and irrelevant hastags as her child is dying
>didn't evac
nothing of value will be lost desu
>>139388518
105 @ 5pm
>>139388524
how old is that pic?
I was just out there about an hour ago and it wasn't over the bridge
>panicdotjeypeg
at least i finally got more beer..
>>139387398
F baby, you didnt deserve that.
>>139388481
Link?
>>139388479
the katrina nogs stay in the ghettos
we have lots of nice white areas too and areas with very few/behaved minorities
>>139388653
literally 5 minutes ago
>>139388289
That and all the old rotted trees can't take the beating. This happens every time, but we've had 2 big branches collapse, one of them on a power line since friday.
>>139388524
How is Kingwood these days? I grew up there in the 90s, have been back for 17 years. It was a paradise when I was a kid, huge public pool down the street with NO minorities anywhere. I lived close to Randal's supermarket.
>>139388556
>google in the current year being a good way to find health information
>>139388009
LRN2BBQ nigga
alos after wilma and mathew down here all Publix have generators for fresh afterstorm tendies.
>>139388677
Yeah dude
https://www.harriscountyfws.org/GageDetail/Index/2110
>>139388535
I definitely would not show up there. Sorry. I'll press F though.
Have we started the flood?
continuing to rise. slowly but surely
>>139387234
>>139388757
Better than tweeting about your baby dying
>>139388825
YES. THE WATER RISES
>>139388752
we are known as the richest part of houston, and the whitest.
>>139388825
YFRUMPF DID THIS?~!~?~????????????
>>139388825
the water rises
>>139388114
Walsh is a cunt anon.
32 TORNADOES
>>139388825
Yes brother. The water rises.
>>139388857
Nope.
>>139388752
I would rather live in the county, but my wife grew up here and my kids love it.
Its still 95%+ white with an average household income of over 75k/yr
>>139388065
>ironically
what did he mean by this?
>>139388888
>139388888
OH MY GOD
>>139387123
Godspeed Admiral, may your flotilla find safe passage and sound harbor
>>139388888
>>139388457
I'm north central and yeah, I usually get quite a bit of rain during fall/winter. Rained like a motherfucker last year during October.
>>139388385
Same here. Nothing major, but good, steady rain almost 24/7 for 2 days. Friend who lives closer to Boerne says he didn't get jack shit.
>>139388898
you mean river oaks?
>>139388888
OH FUGAARRGGLE
>>139388888
CONFIRMED.
>>139386984
in progress
>>139388888
shit what have you done
>>139387398
Well, that's one guy off child support.
>>139388888
jesus
>San Antonio is now gonna get ransacked by Houston libs
>>139389000
oh shit double confirmed
>>139388518
105.3 by 8PM storms rolling back out to sea though
>>139388888
For you.
>>139388888
>>139388955
>>139389000
aaahahaha HHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA THE MEMETIC ENERGY FLOWS!
>>139388888
Shit nigger what are you doing
>>139389008
Is this a new picture? Looks like the same as the last?
>>139388888
>>139388888
Do you realize what you have done.
>>139388888
shit. it's happening this time
>>139388254
This was, hands down, my favorite part about Matthew.
https://youtu.be/QYaH5nU1Ls0
>>139388888
>>139388955
>>139389000
>>139389088
H I G H E N E R G Y
>>139389088
it really is happening
>>139389088
s-stop you are playing with powers beyond your control
>>139388888
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>139388580
>The Enclave at The Villages of Deer Run at Qual Arroyo Estates de Chandelier Crossing
>>139388888
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm getting conflicting reports with some saying it's mostly over and others saying it hasn't even begun. Are we through the worst of it or not?
>>139388888
he is with us
>>139388957
Western Bexar county got totally ripped off. Even Austin got decent rain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWwqIO_4VNw
Waiting for the dam to fall
>>139388888
praise
frogs can swim, true believers will survive unscathed
>>139388888
noice numbers, let houston flood..
>>139389200
NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>139388888
>>139388888
IT’S RISING.
>>139389172
lmao how did I miss that?
>>139389200
fuck me if i only could stop posting maybe houston will be okay
>>139389200
As are you!!
>>139388888
DO YOU REALIZE HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU JUST KILLED WITH THAT POST
Those who worship the stick will fall, embrace the pepe
>>139389220
It's gonna rebuild a little in the gulf they make landfall further east. The concern though will be rain
>>139389172
brutal
>and your kids die too
>>139389220
The storm is heading back out into the Gulf and inland again. It's not over.
>>139388134
.25 inches of rain continuously over 24 hours is a lot you retard, especially when it is pouring into an already flooded city.
>>139388888
>>139389173
OH MY GOD, houston is fucked now.. bring on the dam break... yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>139389200
YES! YEEESSSSSSS! LET THE WAVES CRASH DOWN!
>>139388518
Key thing is storage, as 1 foot of elevation is not allways the same amount of water.
>>139389008
looks more like canals than bridges
>>139389172
and they say comedy is dead
>>139388138
All of Conroe Lake. Obviously way beyond the nominal 430,260 acre-feet capacity.
>>139389293
Had some friends over for a hurricane party and this faggot comes on and says this shit. I couldn't believe it and we all started cracking up. That storm sucked for all of the hype it got. Hell, I even went out and walked my dog during the middle of it.
GUYS!!
>NORTH KOREA LAUNCH MISSILE OVER JAPAN
https://twitter.com/inside_nk/status/902278971039125505
>>139389353
I'm going to need snacks for this happening.
Can someone make a parody of 'Fox On The Run' with 'Dam On The Brink' instead?
Norks launched missile over Japs.
Japs had to take shelter
Kim Jong Un caused Harvey
>>139389220
>>139389384
Beyond the issues with the reservoir, it SHOULD be over for West Houston. It may not be, but if the projections are right, West Houston should be on the weak side of the storm.
>>139388488
If Mother Gaia wants to get railed a bit, she can come over. I'm free 'til 8:00.
>>139389530
>https://twitter.com/inside_nk/status/902278971039125505
In before it goes and hits the Addicks dam
>>139387099
My bro is in Houston, near downtown. His area is an island in the middle of the floods. He's ok. Still has power, water & no flooding inside. Earlier today he said the latest rain totals were 40+ inches and they were expecting another 18+ inches over the next couple of days. Houston could see 60+ inches of rainfall total. Geez...
>>139389220
I'm going to go with 'you could have prevented this'
>>139389220
Not even close. The worst won't be over till Wednesday morning. There's definitely going to be levee and dad failure.
>>139389473
That is why its slowing down to some extent I bet. Those last few feet are a lot wider surface area and would hold more water before rising right?
>>139389530
tired of them attention seeking gooks. floods are more interesting tbqh
>>139389530
I swear, the world is falling apart before our eyes.
>>139388888
Bane park off Hempstead road
Dam was built by Pepe
>>139387100
>whose
Illiterate whore.
>>139389530
>>139389590
this accelerationism thing has got to stop
We crashed Harris County Flood website
>>139389732
But this time it went OVER Japan launched from SUB
>>139389681
kek
>>139388452
>How sad.
just imagine his face when walking in on bill getting blown in the oval office
>>139388888
oh fugg
>>139389528
I sat on my back porch and pounded whiskey all night. IIRC, we ended up getting 45+mph winds, but it was comfy as fuck, and nowhere near hurricane strength in west Broward.
>>139389530
oh please kek hear my prays, houston and noth korea happening on the same day, let it be..
>>139388888
>>139389716
MY DADS GONNA FAIL?
>>139388888
Czechoslovakia
>>139388885
>>139388885
>>139388885
>>139388885
>>139388885
What does /HFG/ think?
>>139389727
Yep, pretty much. Will be slightly more difficult, but if we believe in the mighty frog lords we can do it.
>>139388943
nice man, sorry to hear about Astroworld going down
>>139389716
>dad failure
Well, we ARE talking about Houston, so...
>>139389759
AREYOU FUCKIN KIDDING ME
OMG
HOUSTON IS LITERALLY the 4CHAN ITERATION
>>139388481
>1% 100 year
>has happened 3 times in the last 8 years
ok
>>139388888
HE IS HEREAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>139389530
Seems like we are entering the final days of the Protocols of Zion.
>>139389865
It's too late now, the prophecy has been written.
>>139389759
YEEEEESSSSSS YESS! LET THE MEMES FLOW THROUGH YOU! FEEL THEIR POWER IN YOUR LIFE!
HIGH ENERGY
>>139389759
fuuckkkk
>>139388196
>>139388428
>>139388479
Alright boys, cut that shit out. I can appreciate some good natured ribbing of Austin, but the fact of the matter is ever city in this God blessed state beats the ever loving shit out of the likes of Chicongo, Jew York, or Los Illegales.
>>139388254
I remember the horror of that storm. Never forget.
>>139389989
Please let Pepe smite the stick believers.
>>139389960
So it begins....
>>139389989
>
Just got to watch for divers with explosives...
>>139389759
Was Pepe engineering actually who built the dam?
>>139387123
YOU ARE THE CAPTAIN NOW
>>139389530
2 days ago...
Engineered disaster? NK now?
>>139389989
Jesus, It's not slowing down at all.
>>139389877
I think Randlet is a faggot and a disgrace to his father.
>>139390183
JUST NOW SHIT HEAD
Learn to read faggot
>>139390062
new york will get whats coming to it, they're due for another massive hurricane
>>139388888
>>139387126
>>>139386800
>the controlled releases aren't helping.
KHOU has a reporter at the other dam.
They can see the water rising
can anyone get readings for the other dam ?
>>139390170
Appeared to be involved in all flood management systems, security, defense, electricals, etc...
>>139389989
>100 year flood
>it's already higher
JUST
>>139390153
I hope this culminates into the reservoir getting 9/11'd
>>139390327
Holy fuck
>>139390249
Learn to Google 4chan claims.
Faget.
>>139388524
>>139388943
Good to know. The wife and I are looking to move out to Kingwood, my dad is looking at the Woodlands for retirement. I just want my kids to grow up in white town with good schools, a blessing I received as a child. How's the flooding there? I'm using this catastrophe as a literal high water mark for potential neighborhoods.
>>139390170
I think one of the sub contractors, most of the work was done by the US engineering corp
>>139387123
Dread of what lurks bellow
>>139390326
>can anyone get readings for the other dam ?
Stay with the thread. ADDICKS anon is going to periscope from the dam. He lives just on the other side of it.
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/
>>139390326
>>139390376
This just in...http://1079ishot.com/cajun-navy-members-shot-at/?trackback=fbshare_mobile_top
>>139390326
Barker; 4:15 PM 99.03'
Addicks; 4:23 PM 104.86'
Both have about 4 feet left till overflow.
Houston > San Antonio > Austin > Dall-
HELTER SKELTER
>>139390459
idiot
>>139390459
Holy shit whatever you dumb fuck. Turn on the news, go on twitter or shoot yourself. Actually, shoot yourself. dick eater
>>139390492
houses are fine but we lierally cant leave
>>139389820
MORLOK-CHAN IS CUTE! CUTE!
NEW BREAD
NEW BREAD
>>139390673
>>139390673
>>139390673
>>139390673
>>139389172
>that faggot lisp saying "and your kids die too"
Holy shit my fucking sides are ruined
>>139390492
I live in Greentree and i have had almost zero issues so far.
I lost power for 10 min this morning, and ive had to clean out my storm drain twice to keep the water out of the street.
The worst thing that has happened to me was that i almost ran out of beer.. Fixed that today
WE NEED A NEW BAKER
WE NEED A NEW BAKER
WE NEED A NEW BAKER
NEW THREAD WHERE
>NEW THREAD WHERE
NEW THREAD WHERE
>NEW THREAD WHERE
NEW THREAD WHERE
>NEW THREAD WHERE
NEW THREAD WHERE
>NEW THREAD WHERE
NEW THREAD WHERE
>NEW THREAD WHERE
NEW THREAD WHERE
>NEW THREAD WHERE
>>139390506
Fucking kek
This company has everything;
Orchestrate a flood;
- the provide flood defense
- they service the utilities
- they deal with the funeral arrangements
- they deal with legal arrangements
- they own several banks via clients
PEPE CONSPIRACY?
>>139387969
All those cucks in the audience gawking at those apes in awe. San Antonio is on the same shit tier level as Houston.
t. I was born in San Antonio in 75...I think I was the last White person ever born there.
>>139390870
>>139390376
jesus christ that would be a great target for a muzzie. blow that dam and kill thousands. Houston has a sizeable muslim population too.
>>139388888
Welp
>>139387477
Praised
So basically this storm was overhyped
>>139387123
God speed anon. May you rule the waves.
>>139387951
They've already started releasing.
>>139389727
THE WATER RISES
>>139389989
NEED MORE ENERGY
>>139390300
Checked and fuck NYC. That whole place is like an open air insane asylum built atop a sewage treatment plant. I went there for 5 days and the only takeaways from that trip were fuck New Yorkers, onion sauce on hot dogs should be national and not regional, and white fish salad is the most compelling argument that exists against gassing all of the Jews.
>>139389172
Hide yo kids, and hide yo wife. Cuz the hurricane be raping errbody.
>>139390626
Final stages of Protocols.
>>139388888
WAS DROWNING PART OF YOUR PLAN?
>>139389200
YOU IDIOT YOU'VE MURDERED US ALL