Pick your poison, /pol/

>>139273790
Uhhh the egoist obviously, wtf?

>communist gf
>not sharing that ass with the working class

>>139273790
>.1 BTC

jesus expensive as fuck

Alt-right gf no questions aske-
>Feminine penis
Okay, conservative girlfriend the-
>Hand holding is only permitted after marriage
Uhm, alright. I don't really like it but I guess I'll go with libertarian girlfr-
>Wants me to pay her money to have sex
Nigger what kind of horrible girlfriends are these? There aren't traps in the alt right, conservatives love hand holding and libertarians adore sex. I choose no one on your shitty image.

>>139273790
Libertarian GF sounds like uncomplicated fun.

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>>139274044
Patrician taste, my property

MGTOW

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>>139273790
I'd go for the Egoist GF. Too bad this meme is a spook.

>>139273790
theres a whole board called bant for this kind of fag nu-male thread

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>>139274374
>There aren't traps in the alt right
hahhHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHA

>>139274361
Just wait for it to crash again. Bam.

>>139273790
I'd be inclined to say the alt-trap, but i don't want to be gay

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>>139273790
i have my own, thanks

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>>139274979
Just do it. What a relevant captcha!
>inb4 phoneposter

>>139274374
>no sodomites
>alt right
Made me kurvára nagyon laugh

>>139273790

>not rough fucking a commie into being based

you are all weak

>>139273790
>>>/r9k/

i'll meet you there

>>139273790
Egoist, ez.

>>139273790
>milk shop
what did she mean by this?

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>>139273790
>no fascist GF
No thanks, I'll pass.

>>139274748
>>139275347
To be frank with you, I'm not too familiar with the alt right but I'm a national socialist who comes here some times. I though they disapproved of degeneracy?

Post more GF memes, lads.

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>>139273790
Can someone redpill me on egoism? How is it diffrent from objectivism?

>>139273790
>communist gf
The State needs babies to zerg them filthy imperialists. LOTS of babies.

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>>139273790
Asian GF. Enjoy your roastie who divorces you at age 30 and takes half your stuff.

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>>139273790
I'll take an EU federalist gf

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>>139273790

>>139276064
She looks like a cross between a young child and an old Indian man.

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>>139275817
> I though they disapproved of degeneracy?
Oh boy are you wrong. They are anything but natsoc/fascism.
This image is just one of many examples

>>139275817
1. the alt-right is not rigidly defined, never has been, and likely never will be, and therefore has no unifying ideology other than a vague "fuck the left"
2. we're on 4chan, faggot, and don't forget it.

>>139273790
Wait for BTC to crash then make the Libertarian one into my $2 whore

>>139276376
Dont forget the term was invented by a literal jew

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>>139273790
I've been praying for a 3.14 QT Christian gf for a long time but I recently stopped and just started placing faith in God that He would find the right young lady for me.

I prayed for 12 years, never give up hope!

>Matthew 6:8
"Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him."

>>139276355
>im a white zionist
>im a white jewish supremacist
>im a shabbos goy

>>139273790
Conservative gf and marry her.

>>139273790
Jewess FG

>>139275971
Does not recognize property rights or any human rights.

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>>139274525
>putting SHODAN into your robogf's personality

>>139276470
this

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>>139276544
More dicky boy revealed

from best to worse

Alt Right
Conservative
Egoist
Libertarian
Communist
Progressive

>>139276521
faggot prayer doesn't get shit done, only your actions do
i fucking swear i hate you apathetic cunts to death and back
your ancestors didn't get their way through prayer and hope, they got on their hands and knees and worked until their bones were raw and aching

kill yourself, you're nothing but useless

>>139273790
Joke on you i'm broke as fuck and none of those womens will ever pay attention to me.

>>139276793
know how I know the richard shills were foreigners to this board? "optics" was popularized by them and even the smallest criticism was met with harsh backlash and shill accusations.

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>>139276768
she'd be perfect

>>139276521
she will come anon! but God helps those who help themselves! go out and find a qt!

>>139276521
>pic
Reading that pic made me cringe. Stop idolizing women you faggot. Putting them on a pedestal will only set you up for bitter disappointment sooner or later in life. Accept the fact that every woman is a whore and wants cock and you as a male need to be dominant for her to want your cock in particular.

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>>139276793
Pls no use dat flag

>>139273790
the alt right one

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>>139273790
>feminine penis
I HAVE MADE MY DECISION

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>>139277030
Alt right shills are truly retarded. If you give them proof of their jewish psy ops they just call you a jew or a shill or even shareblue lmao.

>>139277303
I don't, I learned to stop doing that when I was 23.

All women are really gross and stupid.

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>>139277338
Miért ne ?

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>>139276355
>>139276376
Oh, well I went and made my own then.

>>139273790
Alt Right GF so long as she looks like Kitty Lynn

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>>139276521

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>>139273790

>>139277679
Nice OC

>>139277679
Just perfect.

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>>139274525

>>139273790
Conservative gf, hands down

>>139277679
c-cute

>>139277992
she's perfect

>>139277679
>tfw you got nigger genes in your blood
what should i do?

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>>139277992
This is my fetish.

>>139277679
>tfw you got nigg genes in your blood
what should i do?

>>139273790
Conservative of course

>>139273790

Just get married to the conservative gf.

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>>139274060

>>139275077
I hit a salad bowl of keef from a bong and failed to walk 500 feet before falling asleep in the street

>>139277753

fuck why did this make me laugh and turn me on?

>>139274525
>Fucking SHODAN
Hell no.

>>139276521
All that I want from a women. A decent bed-rock to make a family.
They destroyed this, forever.

>>139273790
Egoist or Ancap.

>>139273790
>ancap girl offers sexual services
>isn't the provider

>>139277753
This is best girlfriend ever. Funny, smart, beautiful. I want clown college girlfriend now.

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>No Sam Hyde gf

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>>139277721
Don't commit suicide, Anon.

God loves you.

>>139278818
looks very AIDS'y

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>>139273790
>no socdem gf

>>139273790
Alt Right GF.

what if this is Lauren Southern after all?
She's a great guy.

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>>139278259
>>139278259
It's a hard questions and one of the many reasons why I don't advocate for race mixing, you end up never truly belonging anywhere. How much of a nigger though? If you're 1/8 I'd say you're pretty okay, pic related.

>>139276376
>1
Wrong.
>>139276507
Also wrong.
>>139275817
They do disapprove of degeneracy.
>>139276355
You really have a hate boner for the alt-right don't you. He was clearly meaning he's a zionist but for whites instead of jews so they're on a similar page.

>>139273790
A half alt right, half conservative and half egoist one.

>>139279110
>tranny

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>>139277753
yessssssssss

>>139279203
>STRAYA
Dont you have an emu to prep?

>>139273790


GET IN HERE! REEEEEEE

>>139278763
>>139278763
>>139278763

>>139277030
Pretty funny since the only people shilling him seem to be doing it for the express purpose of shitting on him. Every Spencer thread I've seen is anti-Spencer from the start.

>>139279437
>hungary
Don't you have to go back to being irrelevant?

>>139278364
Seems like a good as place as any to ask, how the fuck do you stop your lungs getting fucked burnt after smoking from a pipe, only just started smoking

>>139279541
>saying like emu colony #1 was relevant
Come on I expect better shitposts

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>>139279293
No, these are some pretty natural breasts.
I hope she find a white man to fuck the last ounce of African she has in her.

>>139279110
"she" is 30% black

>>139277537
>there are more important things to worry about than boyfuckers, which have existed since the dawn of civilization
>this is somehow a controversial statement and makes you working for the jew

Hmmn...

>>139279542
Imaginary GF?

>>139279542
I've thought about what kind of gf I'd want time and time again and it always boiled down to this

>>139279799
It's called a tulpa.

>>139279559

Take slow draws.
Take your finger off the carb and let some cold fresh air in.

>>139279203
>>1
>Wrong.
go ahead and define it so i can give you 20 counterexamples

>>139279758
>promoting degeneracy solves our problems
hmmmmm

>>139277406
''haha because i'm white guys! get it?''

>>139279698
No one even knows anything about Hungary, your only draw is you're white. A meme about emu's doesn't change that.

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>>139277753
The more I read it the funnier it gets

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>>139279542
So perfect, but so impossible

>>139279905
Whats a bong like, is it a nice hot of cold smoke?

>>139279954
Your counterexamples are irrelevant, the alt-right is for the most part defined. It's a white nationalist anti-jew anti-globalist movement.

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>>139273790
Who would you racemix with?

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>>139279542
ew

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Which?

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>>139280080
>hungary
>white

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>>139279756
I was sure I've seen her call herself 1/8, maybe it was just from a comment here. Either way it's better for her to find a white man than a black one. What's the deal with everyone saying "she" or.
>she
here? It gets pretty old and I don't get it, she's obviously a girl.

>>139276676
As in, it doesn't want to uphold them, or doesn't consider them inherently true? I might be more of an egoist than I first thought.

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>>139274060
Commie women are the biggest hypocrites that exist

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>>139279758
It's less of the fact that it has existed for centuries and more that it's becoming an identity, a group of people who (((they))) use to promote victimization and shame anyone who doesn't tolerate or even support their views. plenty of people in the past fucked other men, but they didn't go out of their way to shove it onto everybody else, unlike today.

>>139273790
Conservative, because having 10 white children is more important to me than a quick orgasm.
All the other show extreme signs of selfishness and probably wouldn't even want one child.

boipucci

I am the alt right gf

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>>139277753
>ywn eat clown college GF's pie
why even live

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>>139275817
Alt-Right isnt a real political movement or anything. Its just a bunch of autists on this website who would probably love to watch the world explode just for the "lulz".

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>>139273790
Top middle

Combine conservative and communist gf pls

>>139273790
There's literally no downside with the conservative one so ill go with that

>>139281560
Already have number 4.

>>139273790
Commie but the old school communist type not the Western autist type

>>139281603
t. FBI Informant #0291

>>139280190
except for all the pro-jews and pro-israel zionists that call themselves altright
and all the altright people that don't see themselves as white nationalists
your "movement" is not well-defined and you're clearly new as fuck

leave

>>139281560
NO SELF ESTEEM
that's the one!

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>>139282121
>Tfw no commie gf to seize my means of production

>>139282300
>no self esteem
>not fat

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>>139282337
>>Tfw no commie gf to seize my means of production
they're out there

>>139276830
You rage and rage impotently and for no reason. Prayer is not the senseless begging for cosmic gibs. It is tuning yourself to god's will. We pray not for him to change the world, but for him to change us.

>>139282370
I actually find fat girls are usually arrogant as fuck, whereas girls with low self esteem are typically frail and slightly underweight.

>>139283824
i rage because i'm an aggressive person, faggot
how about you get off your lazy ass and change yourself for the better you cunt
do you think God wants a loser like you asking him to do all your work for you?
your ancestors spit on the thought of your indolence

>>139279739
post more colonization-bait

>>139280257
>kinky BDSM tsudenre dark elf gf
god damn

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>>139284880
>dead gf

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>>139273790
Yesss, goy- I mean guys, pick from one of the corporate-approved social identities & personality types offered to you... no need to look below the surface, in fact, why don't you just skip it all and MGTOW?? That's a fine idea, right?

>>139280464
Doesn't consider them inherently true, i.e. "mere illusions or ghosts of the mind." (spooks)

More GF memes please, i have feels.

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>>139285013

>>139279462
You haven't seen all the pro-spencer threads?

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>>139285747
sure thing senpai

>>139282211
>except for all the pro-jews and pro-israel zionists that call themselves altright
Such as?
>and all the altright people that don't see themselves as white nationalists
Such as?
Retard. Well done believing everything shills say.

>>139274060
>Communist gf
>Not seizing her means of reproduction
Sad!

>>139285853
thank you

>>139285853
>That corruption around the imaginary gf
Rock hard

>>139285797
Because there are none, they're all created to shit on him.
The closest to "pro-spencer" threads are "1 post by this ID" OPs with the first post shitting on him, so they obviously make the thread and change proxy to shill against him.

>>139275817
Alt-right is a fake term used to cover all people without cuckservative beliefs. I'm NatSoc, and I would be called Alt-right, but I didn't choose that label.

>>139282754
Translation?

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>>139286035
but wait theres more

i have a mix of conservative and egoistt, if we go by pic related.. sometimes pessimism about reality helps create an optimistic future.

>>139286371
>Alt-right is a fake term used to cover all people without cuckservative beliefs
Why do you faggots keep repeating that? Do you suck the media's dick that much that you believe every definition they throw at you?
Are you a white supreeeeeeemist KKK member too?

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>>139285853
imaginary gf one hits home.
>mfw

>>139286690
Ty, i wish real girls had personalities too.

>>139276521
>slow dancing
No.
>lots of kids
"Lots?" 2-3 is enough. I need to set up the potato farm first.
>I don't care that you're awkward
>suspicion.jpg
>ulterior motive detected

>want to go to the beach and talk about life
No, there's nothing to say and I don't like being in public.

>of course you can hold my hand
I didn't ask, and I don't want to.

>I don't want to go to school
Neither do I, fair enough.

>of course I'll make us some food, I love cooking
Keep it simple.

>I made a drawing of Mary and Jesus
OK
>Do you want it?
Is it any good?

>Of course I've read the Bible, I am a Christian
Don't worship the kikes and that's fine. Fuck niggers, too.

>Of course we would homeschool
Agreed. The government will not brainwash our future children.

>I love you please never leave me
I sense manipulation. It's almost never the man who leaves. Cheat on me and I kill you.
While I would be happy if this were the case, I highly doubt that you differ from the female trend of being incapable of love. However, if it is security you desire, and you continue to be feminine, I will stay to evaluate your suitability as a partner. Keep in mind what I have said.

Now make me a sandwich.

>>139286989
>one guy creates 'movement' and just talks a few times
>all people with beliefs marginally related in any way to said movement called by the same label
I'm saying that they ARE using the term falsely. Just like I get pissed when white nationalists are called white supremacists, when the two are completely different except in that they both see white as an identity worth preserving.

>>139285853
>tfw

I'd deal with a depressed one, as long as she tried to be moral and was a virgin. But then we're back at the imaginary one, aren't we?

>>139277153
>tfw you hear this in her voice every time

>including the screech inherent in the GeeeeeeeEEEEEZE

>>139273790
Conservative gf. They're freaks in bed

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>>139287246
>Ty, i wish real girls had personalities too.
sometimes they are really good at hiding it

>>139288058
>Conservative
>gf
>in bed
No.

>>139273790
The brain says conservative, the dick says libertarian, the heart says egoist

>>139288661
10/10
I love you Poland desu
Let's both operate a milk and bakery shop

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>>139277992
Yes, this is good.

>>139288067
Thank you very much for comforting me, have a good night.

>>139279542
>tfw this is literally all I want from a partner

I've given up hope.

>>139287507
No you're saying it's a fake term, hence the "Alt-right is a fake term". It's clearly not fake.
If you don't consider yourself alt-right then you aren't alt-right, it's as simple as that. It's not like anyone in the movement will beat you until you say you are. (antifa might though, but they hate natsocs too)

>>139287507
>Just like I get pissed when white nationalists are called white supremacists, when the two are completely different except in that they both see white as an identity worth preserving.
Why would anyone give your ideology the benefit of the doubt? When was the last time you went into specifics when thinking about an ideology you strongly disagree with?

>>139280347
Antihero>sidekick>supervillian>superhero

>>139281560
Number 4, if not a threat of hypergamy for validation.

>>139280062
Naw I think the joke is just that he's gay

>>139289472
Call a spade a spade. It's not about agreeing with something, it's understanding what something is. I will argue against any system that does not allow for a white ethnostate, and plenty of others if their values make it possible to subvert or destroy a white ethnostate.

I don't call NazBols Ancoms, even though I think both are retarded.

>>139289672
>i'm thinking leeks
snigger

>>139289094
Sure. The better adjective would be "misused."

>>139275817
Nat Soc doesn't like us trannies, but we like them.

>>139289672
>leeks for dinner
WHY

>>139289749
>I don't call NazBols Ancoms, even though I think both are retarded.
Are you similarly well-informed and principal about EVERY piece of retardation? Because I doubt it.

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last one anons

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>>139288067
>dead gf
Holy fuck I feel bad for lauging my ass off, who makes these?

>>139289958
>Are you similarly well-informed and principal about EVERY piece of retardation?
I never made that claim. But arguing over labels is an exercise in futility. You apply labels to values, not the other way around.
I wouldn't use a label unless I knew what it stood for, as it would lack meaning otherwise.

>>139289987
Neither

>>139289987
Loli. they can grow up to be something and you don't have to do anything.
>it hurts
Degenerate, and you should be gassed for having this on your computer.

>>139287266
>"Lots?" 2-3 is enough
Good goy. More than replacement rate might limit your shekels.

>>139290281
Loli is for look, not fug.

>>139290002
dead gf made me sad cuz im a big pussy. :^(

>>139289987
>implying loli gf can't become mommy gf
Take the redpill.

>>139290338
>yes, goy, keep multiplying so our (((interest))) can keep working!
Infinite growth is a meme.
Homogeneity>>>>>>>fertility

>>139280257
Snow Elf gf
related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYvbkzt2RX8

>>139288067
Did not need these feels anon

>>139289987
I want loli gf. Give loli gf.

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>>139286690
>tfw no ancap gf

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>>139290156
>But arguing over labels is an exercise in futility.
Then why do you engage in it?

>You apply labels to values, not the other way around.
Maybe in a perfect world.

>I wouldn't use a label unless I knew what it stood for
People always apply labels while knowing what they stand for - they call nationalists white supremacists specifically because they know what the latter is and what the connotations are. That is what they want to see in those who disagree with them.

The only way that would stop happening is if the ones who apply labels respect you enough to not go full LITERALLYHITLER on you for the sake of maintaining the moral high ground. Which is not fucking likely.

It's like getting annoyed from being spit on because people who spit on you are doing it in some wrong and queer way. They hate you just so that they could love themselves more, what do you expect?

>>139280161
typically luke warm to cool. if your bong can hold ice cubes in the barrel its really cold and refreshing.

>>139290436
>having a lot of white children is in their (((interest)))
Literally what? You do know that whites are dying out and that Tyrone and Murat have an average of 5 children, right?
>infinite growth
We are shrinking (at an alarming rate), not growing. We are way below replacement rate.

>>139277679
It's perfect.

>>139273790
Milk shop please

>>139290969

ill have 2 milk jugs pls :^]

>>139277992
This is the perfect woman for me.

>>139279542
This is also perfect.

>>139290799
Where did you get that
Pls post moar

>>139276521
This.

>>139273790
Sex robots when?

>>139273790
Alt-right girlfriend without a doub-
>feminine penis
Conservative gf please, the libertarian one is too expensive.

Daily reminder that premarital sex is something only a cuck does (screwing a girl knowing that she has screwed or will screw someone else) and that porn is the epitome of cuckdom because you're literally getting off on watching someone else screw who you're attracted to

>>139291064
Jugs are a spook, if you can't carry out the milk using only the palms of your hands you don't deserve to shop at this establishment

>>139281560
Gonna go with 4.

>>139277679
>Brown hair/black eyes
>white children

Pick one
Maybe she is latina with clear skin

>>139273790
marry the conservative gf obviously.

>>139281560
Christian and no self-esteem are both pretty good choices. Former for wife, latter for a few-months gf.

>>139290002
/bant/ and random anons with ms paint make em.

>>139288067
>when you're the depressed gf
Realistically after the second panel there's just nothing

>>139285853
>>139287665
So fucking true. I hate /pol/ for pointing out these truths. I can't believe I'm here forever.

>>139277992
This is good

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>>139273790
>feminine penis

ALT RIGHT

>>139275809
This.

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>>139274525

>>139274361
>>.1 BTC

terms i can understand

>>139276521
This. I want this.

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>>139289987
MOMMY

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>>139273790
None of the above.

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>>139274525
Absolute perfection.

>>139292075
>when you're the depressed bf

I mean it helps when you each know what you're going through.

>>139276521
I want this now

Why isn't /pol quiver full?

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>>139288067
>dead gf

It hurts, guys.

>>139292944

Mixture of Ancap and Mommy GF. She gives me 0% loans to show that she cares while reaping tax benefits from the relationship.

>>139276521
>tfw you had one just like this and you fucked it up because all the Jesus stuff freaked you out.
Feels. Fuckin. Bad. I'd give anything to go back. Erin I'm sorry.

>>139276265
>5000 pages of regulations on what you can and can't do in bed, what size the bed frame should be, how fluffy the pillow should be

>>139291538
Litsen here Pablo White is white no matter what.

>>139276521

God doesn't just give you shit, faggot, you gotta find it yourself, with god by your side.

Praying doesn't get you very far, only personal action.

>>139278259

anything below 5% nigger is negligible, other than that maybe you shouldn't be having kids

>>139286633
>you remind me of someone I ate during the blockade of Leningrad
>for Stalin
>for the motherland
>here's a rifle. Lets go kill fascists together.

>>139279559
Bring it into your mouth like a cigar so it cools before you inhale

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>>139276521
>tfw no qt christian gf

>>139274361

About $200 when this image was made, I think.

>>139286690
>i'll protect the house while you're at work
lol this got me good

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>>139295328
Gf thread

>>139292810
about $430

>>139273790
so libertarian GF is a prostitute, i don't see anything bad she is honest, and well free market , i just expect she is not expensive, if she doesn't bother me after that is reasonable after all MGTOW

>>139285853
Imaginary and the depressed one are the same, sorry anon.

>>139274525
this is even better, she is the one the true nawalt, we must build her in mass so her cost reduce, and she become as expensive as a laptop, now bring artificail incubators, for a male utopia

How about bfs for the ladies?

>>139278040
perfect

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>>139295987
>she lives in your house, drives your car, eats your food, receives your gifts, but you have to pay for sex
>and she gets to make extra money by having sex with other guys
It's like a living, breathing form of cuckoldry.

>>139278949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>>139279542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>>139273790
Egoist or conservative

>>139273790
I pick submissive gf. Which is any woman since they all need men to dominate them.

>>139273790
None of the above
It is female nature to be promiscuous and to cuck their partners if they can't provide for their cucking of them
Artificial wombs are master race
Biocunts gtfo

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>>139277753
Heh

>>139296307
i didn't saw that way, wow thanks, that is really bad, o thougth it would be anormal prostitute, but is like anormal woman but worse

>>139275809

>fred perry

the class on this doll

>>139297502
i always rewatch her trailer, i like the way she says "hello"...komm susser tod

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>not picking nazbol gf.

>>139298709
you and her will get a free helicopter ride

>>139273790
>ginger
>conservative

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I like my egoist waifu

>>139299036
>implying most anclaps can afford helicopters.
Most of you are poor faggots who support anclap because you think you will one day be rich while you're getting cucked by the elites and enjoying it.

>>139299419
haha, implying i cannot pay it, i have to save for some time but i can pay it

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>>139299753
>I have to save for some time
i.e. can't afford it.

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>>139273790
>0.2 btc for anal
You sure that's not supposed to be a Jewish gf?

>>139273790

None of the above.

Story for hope for you guys.
>be 28
>literal 9.2/10 cashier working at The Walmart
>/fit/ homeboard, kinda tired of tfw no gf meme
>"I don't mean to be bothering you, but, ey gurl you luukin thiccR than homemade mashed taters."
>don't really expect it to go anywhere.
>calls, texts, finally hangout out
>she's weary because no real social media presences and a lot older.
>meet friends and family
>get the vibe that I'm kinda weird but is doing all this and is good looking... I guess it's ok...
>start redpilling her (just dropping accumulated knowledge learned over my years on fortune). Results obvious
>long story short, I'm about to turn 30 and we're engaged, plotting on children, and buying a house.
>She's since gone to college and is a dental hygienist.
>I'm still working on my chemical engineering degree and a manager for a .com fulfillment center.
>proper networking, I'm thinking I can land a solid 100k salary with a managing position in the petroleum or green tech fields.

>she thinks it's funny when I tell her part of the reason I hit on her was because she was blonde 9/10, and I wanted to get to her before niggers or porn did... now she actually believes it.

Take a word of advice, get a serious girlfriend when you're young (19-21) work together for a goal while molding your minds together. She'll have her views, as will you, reality will sort the both of you out.

>>139276815

>"Christian" is a faggot

really got the noggin joggin

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>>139280347

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>>139285853
why do you do this to me

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>>139300386
>>She's since gone to college

>>139287266
You sound like a future Dylan Roof.

>>139299935
inflation in my country make things cost triple

>>139273790
Literally had a conservative gf who was against hand holding in public. Can confirm green bitch is real.

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>>139300386
>college
You blew it, enjoy the divorce.

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>>139300386
>college
lol

>>139273790
>spamming /pol/ with retarded /leftyfaggotry/ has never been tried before
sage

>>139302824
>Capitalists cause inflation through private banking
>Ancap thinks we need more capitalism
Really joggins my noggin

>>139273790
Having girlfriends is for beta males. This is 2017, you have the opportunity to fuck a new girl every week if you aren't ugly or weak and then just never text them again. You don't even need game, just work out and don't talk about controversial topics.

Everyone I know who has a girlfriend or is getting married these days is dating or marrying a girl whose rode the cock carousel and is inevitably going to get cucked because women have been ruined. Just fuck em and chuck em, boys.

>>139276521
>I don't care that you're awkward
>(((Yes my dear go-I mean, boyfriend, never work on self improvement, you're perfect the way you are)))

>>139288067
This is obviously "bipolar gf"

It's disturbing how incapable most people are of recognizing this obvious distinction.

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>>139303972
My God. She is perfect

>>139303972
Least realistic of all of these.

>>139280161
Bong with ice cubes in the water is GOAT, nice cool and refreshing smoke. Way easier to get more smoke into your lungs that way too

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>>139283824
god isn't real christcuck, no good be good goy i mean christan

>>139273790
Strawberry blonde, virginal conservative, tanx

Egoism is a spook.

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This thread is reaching levels of cancer that shouldn't be possible.

>>139292944
>save on taxes
>taxes
>ancap
Fuck you

>>139307486
Thats hilarious considering leviticus is the part of the bible where it says we should kill faggots for butt fucking each other

>>139302579
I'm a supreme gentleman, though.

>>139276521
>I prayed for 12 years, never give up hope!
Nigga faith without works is dead

>>139303972
Imaginary gf was already posted.

>>139277992
can she be asian?

>>139273790
Please god not progressive or commie

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I'll pick my gf

>Pic related

She made it for me

>>139307486
>tips fedora

>>139309594
>It's because I'm Jewish

>>139309594
So how many kids you guys have?

>>139273790
Conservative, of course

>>139281560
where do i find psychedelic gf

how is pol so god damn creative?
>Girlfriend memes?
>Big if true.

>>139278040
>ro
I'm not fucking joking I just made a note on my phone about having an A.I. in my head. This meme goes perfect with my note. I may not be a communist but you can at least take satisfaction is me abusing your memetics.

>>139310672
Are you high or something?

>>139276521
It happened for me, I prayed for years and stopped like you did and placed faith in God, then I met her.

>>139309594
Mexican flag cause I was doing shit in Mexico, just crossed back.
>>139310097
Yes, we'll have strong nosed, high IQ, Ashkenazi ubermensch children
>>139310112
We're only 18 but planning on at least 4 kids

>>139288592
I've noticed this trend seems to be true very often. It's like how extremely anti-gay conservatives are way more likely to be gay than the average person.

>>139311665

>>139280440
is this from Murdoch Murdoch

>>139291419
I've never understood where this whole "premarital sex is bad" thing comes from. There's no logical reason to oppose it and it isn't even found anywhere in the bible.

>>139311808
I know, and it's disgusting and shameless. You can't be a born-again virgin, no matter how much you screech about degeneracy.

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>>139301904
Nice

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>>139312620
>no logical reason to oppose it
Otherdick is inherently vile. Also pic related.
>nowhere in the bible
https://www.openbible.info/topics/fornication

>>139296307
Where did you get that she lives in his house, eats his food, or receives his gifts (aside from him paying for sex)? She's a prostitute, how many Johns do you think let their prostitutes live with them and such?