ONLY 7 MORE YEARS FOR THE NEXT ECLIPSE

Cool, I'm almost directly in line for the next one.

>>138513564
Someone tell me what city is in the eclipse crossover path in IL

>>138513564
The antichrist is said to reign for 7 years.
An omen perhaps, but who?

>>138513564
oh shit nigger the next one's gonna be even better for me

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So the next one is exactly when Trump's second term is close to ending?

The tribulation lasts 7 years. Coincidence?

>>138515596
>it's been almost one year since Trump was elected
>when he gets the second term, that'll be 7 years
DRUMPFFFFFF

>>138513564
my dick is diamonds

>>138515467
Isnt that roughly where the center of the US population distribution is?

>>138515467
Carbondale, Il.

>>138513564
I've been studying your map.
Why does 2024 get a thicker, wider full eclipse path, i.e. why does 2024 get more girth?

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>>138516342
The distance from earth to the sun and moon to earth varies since they are both elliptical orbits. As a result, the projection of the umbra
(red) and penumbra (yellow) onto the earth will not always be the same size. You can calculate the exact values using the Besselian Elements published in the Astronomical Almanac every year.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Besselian_elements

>>138516342
2024 must be BBC

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>>138513564
2024 is going to be huge screnshot this

>>138517512

Underrated

Audibly kek'd

X marks the spot, that's where the end begins.

>>138517606
The tribulation starts in 1 month anon.

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>mfw live in southern illinois

>>138513564

Why don't you stare at the sun until it happens again you queer.

>>138513564
fucking lucky americunts

>>138515596
There must be a treaty making peace for 3.5 years then it will be hell on earth for 3.5

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>>138513564
>When the eclipse marks you with an X

I-I'll be fine, right?

>>138513564
x marks the spot for Gorham Illinois

>>138520170
rip

Cool, that means I didn't blow $10 on these glasses yesterday for nothing!

>>138515900
No, that's St.Roberts in Missouri.
A few years ago it was St.James MO.
t.distributor

>>138520362
>paying for glasses
Businesses give those out for free.

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>April

I can't wait for clouds to fuck it up

>>138513564
this eclipse sucked. i was in 99.4% range and nothing really special happened.

>>138515855
wrong, trump gets impeached and mike "beezlebub" pence rules for 7 years hombre. Then eclipse goes through Indianapolis where he will be standing in the circle monument downtown where he rises hell from above

>>138520750
Didn't shit go dark for a minute?

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>>138513564
best timeline

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>>138513564
I was very disappointed. It was completely invisible here in Salinas due to the Overcast Jew. Just another reason to leave California when I get my inheritance.

>>138513564
Oh shid. The next eclipse belongs to the most populous corridor of us leafs. Probably just under half of Canadians live either in that line or just on the edge of it.

>>138513564
Why the fuck does Missouri get all the freaking eclipses? What is so special about Missouri!!! Goddamn it! Iowa gets shit!

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>>138520980
Hopefully it doesn't look like this

>>138520835
94% here in Raleigh nc, it was if it was cloudy....not dark.

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>>138520893
>cant scrounge together a few thousand dollars and find a job anywhere else
Low energy m8.

>>138513564
Damn it's in perfect position for where I live now but I'm in high school and I'll be done with college by then and probably in another state. :/

How is that possible? How can the path change that much? Don't say earth tilt you nigger, the sun stays at the same place and the earth spins in the same direction.

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>>138515170
texas? I'm texas, who here texas?

>>138521799
the moon's orbit around the earth is also tilted

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>>138521799
>the sun stays in the same place

>>138520835

Only a total eclipse makes it dark. Otherwise it gets slightly dimmer but you'd only notice if you were really paying attention.

>>138521799
the earth rotates on its axis and the axis has a precession. id assume this affects the moon in some way or another

>>138521760
lol u aint getting a job out of state

>>138520750
Should have gotten in a car for 5 minutes and gone to the 100% spot so that you'd actually see something.

>>138516342
Duh
2017: the virgin occlusion
2024: the chadclypse

>>138513564
Rochester spot on.

>>138513564
>>>/b/

>>138513564
Lets just see what /pol/ predicted for the eclipse that didn't happen.
Civil war
Aliens
Rapture
Demon invasion
NK Nukes
Russia vs Turkey
Terrorists blowing up the earth's glass firmament(this was my favorite larp)
Bowling Green

NOTHING HAPPENED. I am now officially done with /pol's/ shit and when anyone says anything it will be disregarded as pure larp

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>>138513564
UHHHHHHHHHH

>>138520362
>Cool, that means I didn't blow $10 on these glasses yesterday for nothing!
You know whats funny, many news sites are demanding you toss them away and not save them saying they won't work over time. I'm not sure how truthful that is or if they are trying to push it so you are forced to buy new ones in 7 years.

>>138520835
I was in like 99.7% and it was like dark as night time, birds were acting weird.

>>138516342
2024 is better and the totality will last like 3x as long. This one was just media fluff

>>138522342
The position changes but the path doesn't.

>>138522342

I HAVE THAT BOOK

>The Cosmic Perspective
>it's my bible

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>>138521974
Right here brother.

>>138523747
What's the blue stuff supposed to be?

>>138523738
You obviously are not paying attention, the rapture is September

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>>138523970
The "paths" in the ops picture aren't the path of the sun you fucking moron. It's the path where the totality of the eclipse can be seen because the moon is between the earth and sun at those times in the path given the rotation and orbit of the moon. Underagedb&

>>138523738
the date you want to wait for March 32nd 2019. shit is going to get wild

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>tfw the total path is just missing me here in Pennsyltucky

>>138524612
Drive to the totality then lazybones.

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>>138521799
>what is axial tilt

>>138513564
counting down the days already

>>138524169
Rising sea levels?

>>138513564
and then 7 years after that and 7 years after that and another 70 years and 700 years soon we will be kekposting from an alternate milky way how our ancestors failed but we can still meme things into existance ....

>>138523695
nothing happened and nothing will happen.

>>138520893
photoshopped merchant in the sky . sigh. ...

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Kurt Cobain was found dead on April 8th.

https://youtu.be/dUb69RIqfO8

>>138524169
From south to north is a fault line where an earthquake strong enough to split north america in half the blue only shows could be under water when it happens

>>138525231
Nothing has happened yet, we are only at the start of the tribulation.

>>138524953
If they're rising sea levels, why is Nevada, most of Utah, Eastern Oregon, Most of Colorado and Wyoming flooded when they are well over 2000 feet in elevation?

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>>138513564
>one eclipse for each term

WW3 before april 8th 2024

>>138521974
>tfw a total eclipse is just a 3 hour drive away in 2024

>>138523747
I wanna see that whole map, do you have a web source for it?

>>138521974
Pleasant Grove reporting

>>138515170
Same, near buffalo

>>138517153

Jews... got it

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>>138513564
this is really starting to spook me now

clean mexico señor eclipse

>>138526610
>>138523961

>>138513564
Hopefully I'll already have a house in maine by the time it comes around

>>138513564
Fuck no, shit was lame as fuck and over hyped. 99.2%, it got slightly darker for 5 minutes.

The only good thing was watching wagecucks visibly disappointed.

>>138513564
nah mate

liberals are going to blow up the moon because they dont want the confederate flag above the US

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>>138525717
There aren't fault lines anywhere near most of those red lines sweetie.

The ones that do line up with fault lines are too far east and extend too far north. The fault line for the Cascade shelf doesn't even line up.

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FUCKING SALEM ROAD AT THE CROSS ROADS (jeruSALEM)

>>138523747
How do the mountains flood?

>>138513564
>Pittsburgh closer to the next path
nice

>>138513564

>X marks the spot
>Illinois
>Home of Demon Spawn (((Abraham))) Lincoln

Makes sense

>>138517512

Obviously since it goes through Quebec.

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>>138523747
Beach front property baby

>>138523747
On the one hand it's separating the east coast from the rest of this shithole. On the other hand it's splitting up the Great Lakes states.

>>138515170
Yep, same here. An hour drive, and I'd be right on the red line.

>>138513564
New Yorkfag here
Thank god

>>138513564
Northeast Texas here. I only saw the perspective of a (1/3rd) eclipse here today.

Glad we get a better one in 2024.

>>138521974
DENTON NIGGAS

>>138526444
>math is always Jews
stop being brainlets

>>138513564
The 2024 one will be okay, but the big one to watch is 2045 - total eclipse, American, stretching from Oregon to Florida, a totality path almost 200 miles wide with a central duration of over 6 minutes - it'll be the best Northern Hemisphere eclipse of the century

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>>138525924
Two terms!
Two eclipses!
Two scoops!

What does it all mean!?

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>>138513564
>>138540218
yes! the new south shall rise again!!

>>138540218
>What does it all mean!?

2 genders
2 walls
2 genocides

>>138523747

>Detroit completely under water

Fucking FINALLY

>>138525231
Duh

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>>138513564
i didn't see this one because i couldn't find any glasses last minute, but i'm more excited for the 2024 eclipse since it goes right over my state

>>138520891
fuckin' THIS!!! yeeaah BITCH!!

Wtf no demons breaking out of Cern!?

>>138523372
Underrated as fuck

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>>138513564
What happens here?

>>138532553
Global warming, its like you didnt pay attention in school.

>just moved to erie
>will move away before eclipse
fuck

FUCK

>>138543743
Santa Claus

>>138543743
Rust belt and EPA superfund site

>>138543743
Solves for x

>>138541254
Shall, but it will?

>>138544189
That still doesn't make sense.

>>138543743
Double the reported incidents of vision loss

>he isn't booking hotel rooms for pennies on the dollar for 2024 and reselling for infinite profit April 2024

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>>138530399

>>138523893
if you store them in a cool dry place where sunlight does not reach they will be fine

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>>138513564
>in 2024 4chan will be 20 years old

>>138543743
That's probably where the guy looking on Craigslist for someone to impregnate on the eclipse lives.

>>138513564
Oh shit, Sun!

t. Clevelander.

>>138545633
lost my shit

>>138515170
Same here, Vermont

>>138546016
i'll be 44. fuck.

>a big "X" crossing the united states out

kinda ominous

>>138524865
https://youtu.be/q2ZOc_UkNC4

>>138513564
No not really. What's nice tho is that I don't have to travel too far to see the next one.

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>>138513564
So that's where the buried treasure is. I'm coming for those doubloons!

>>138526311
funny enough this could be Buffalo, TX or Buffalo NY.

>>138513564
Just saw the eclipse today and hell yeah I'm hyped!