Mad libs

>>138496098
Because muh animuls

>>138496098
i mean im no liberal but i still have respect for animals. i go hunting and fishing but wouldnt to disrepectful shit like this

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>white women

>>138496098
shark looks like it was BEACHED

I'd do it, and it would be very kek worthy.

Disrespectful, yeah, but not worth melting like a snowflake over.

Sorry folks, I'm just not a fan of sharks. And don't worry, they will be around long after we are gone.

>>138496098
I thought they were going to force feed it beer.

internet outrage culture is so ridiculous

they probably threw the thing back once they were done anyway

he could get some kind of decease from that but not really big deal

>>138497845
What is that, a whaleshark?

Leftists operate by feels. Animals relate to them subconsciously as they are inherently weak, mindless and subject to abuse humans

No lib at all but if you unironically think its funny to torture animals, just kys

>>138496098
Literally "Chad"

Are white people really worth saving? All the shit skins and hispanics and muslims give the real white people a minute here.

Are we actually worth saving? Maybe a race war would be a good thing. One where most of the pale skinned human waste died in it. We could use them as meat shields.

Kek
I thought he was gonna dreyfus that shark. What they did was literally harmless.

>>138497845
At least they're going to eat the damn thing.

>the virgin can opener
>the chad shark

Why do liberals vehemently defend dangerous animals like sharks/muslims?

>>138496098
FAKE OUTRAAAGE

>>138496098
I dont know about killing them, but that was a shitty thing to do.
>Be swimming
>get sucked into riptide
>no more energy to swim
>start sinking under the surface
>"sweet death take me now"
>Chad dolphins swim up and force you to drink piss beer as you're lungs fill with water and cheap swill

>>138496098
sharp teeth are sharp as fuck


>>138497845

owo

>>138498091
Actually watch the video, no sharks were harmed, just probably unhappy with what is going on.

>>138496098
now imagine niggers fooling around with a shark
and the instagram whores reacting to that

>>138496367
>If this was a cat or dog you'd be sent to jail for animal abuse

wow, what a fucking genius point

>>138499126
As long as a creature that needs the water to live is out of said water, isn't that considered harmful? Why were they fucking around and giving it booze? They should have just taken it out a little ways into the water and put it back in.

>>138499142
DAMN LMAO YALL NIGGAZ CRAZY TF U DOIN SO CLOSE DO DAT WATER #THO *emoticons* WHY YALL TRYNA OPEN DEM BEER WIDDA SHARK WHERE DEM 40Z AT NIGGA

>>138498875
>evil julia
>cries about someone being evil
:--DD spurdo spärde
post animal gore there and 'see' happens

>>138496098
>behaving like a nigger
>stupid liberals

fuck off you beta cuck.
Sharks are cool and this fags are degenerate shits

>>138499142
it would be the same reaction, breadstick, deadly animal rights(pitbulls sharks bears etc)>>>>>>>people rights to any libtard with a frontal lobe

>>138496098

Gotta fashy haircut too. All the blue hairs know he wouldn't even pump and dump.
This is funny. Sharks are stupid animals. Did they throw it back? Is it already dead?
I hope this becomes a trend. I'm going to kill a deer and smash a cold one on his antler and chug.

>>138496098
>nigger tier behavior
>w-why do you hate me?

Kek https://youtu.be/-i886pP5klo

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>>138496098
Chads do whatever they want, as simple as that.

Stay mad, virgins.

>>138496098
>Why are liberals like this?

Why the fuck do you associate being against animal cruelty with being a liberal? They have nothing in common. Liberals are mostly heartless bastards who just pretend to fight for causes to boost their own image.

You sound like a liberal troll trying to pretend to be your perception of non-libs.

women are such a mess

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>>138496098
>This is how americans drink their beer

Shark just wanted to have a fucking beer and chill on the beach. Fuck off faggot liberals

>>138496392
Thanks Dances with sharks. We needed your peoples wisdom to understand our spirit less ways.

>>138496392
This. I'm right-wing but I don't do degenerate shit like this. I have a stoic approach to the natural world.

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>>138499776
>he thinks that was animal cruelty

being born with your inbred bong face is animal cruelty.

I thought he was gonna put the beer in the sharks mouth
not really that bad, sharks probably didn't even feel pain from it

>>138499776
How was that cruel? Just shut up.

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I'd be more surprised if you could find something that DIDN'T trigger liberals.

>>138496098
>>138496098
>people in the comments saying they should be killed
They should. They're psychopathic genetic trash, just like you.

>>138497845
That's Chinese, not Japanese. Chinese are subhuman insectoids. Caring about the welfare of animals is a very strong white characteristic.

Reminder that anyone who doesnt think opening a beer with a live shark is the best way to enjoy beer is a cucklet.

>>138499674
Chad isn't a nigger.
Stay beta faggot

>>138496392
>>138500063
Exactly, since when has respect for nature been exclusively a supposed left wing trait?

>>138496098
It's a small shark so it can survive a couple of hours outside water. A millimeter of alluminum isn't going to do anything to its teeth. They inconvenienced the shark, but this is in no way "cruelty"

>>138500064
you gonna post yourself or just the guys you want to fuck?

>>138499539
> I'm going to kill a deer and smash a cold one on his antler and chug.
Are you saying you've never done that before? I mean if you do that every time you're probably a douche. But there has to be at least one time you've done that. Either to puncture a can or use like a bottle opener.

>>138496930
are progs hindus now. what's with all this karma talk.

>>138496098
This is degenerate and they should be ashamed to behave like this, but they are young drunk people and young drunk people do stupid shit.

>>138499460
>it would be the same reaction
No anon, liberals dont see blacks as human, and only humans are supposed to show restraint. They would be given a pass by most, and the real animal activists would be shamed into shutting up for being so racist and not understanding blacks are not human.

>>138500467
So you won't mind if my friends and I hold you down and open a beer with your teeth right?

ITT: Jealous niggers, shitskins, mentally ill gooks and other subhumans projecting their neurotic insanity via social virtue signaling.

/Thread

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>>138500384
>>138500469

Keep crying you pathetic virtue-signaling faggots, you are making my day.

>>138500353
Nah that's japs they have a hard on for whales and shit

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_CfUMyf9x4M

>>138496098
But it's okay to kill an unborn child

>>138496098
I mean, it's already dead, who cares

it's completely legal to fish for sharks, only a few species are protected.

>>138496098
>using a dirty knife to open a can
I not a liberal but I am triggered because it's so unsanitary.

Am I the only one with mysophobia here?

>>138500743
I'm glad you unironically believe this. You're probably stupid enough to open your dumbass mouth in front of people you should't as well. Maybe I'll be there for it...

>>138496098
DUDE DRINKING BEER OUTTA THE WRONG END OF THE CAN

fuck frat boys and fuck alcohol. bring back pohibition

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I love Mad Libs!
I'm sure /pol/ would be very good at them too!

>>138501141
You going to try to get him to fuck you? You seem to think an awful lot of the pictures he used, are you hoping they are real?

>>138500647
If he had shark teeth it wouldn't matter at all. There is a difference between human and shark teeth you dumbass.

>>138496098

Are those spics or white dudes?

>>138501343
what is reading comprehension and how did you fail it?

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>>138501141
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what a pretentious retard

I'm having a blast with you

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>>138500064
That picture of your gay lover is too white to be a burger you degenerate fag

>>138496098
The problem with this video goes beyond the fact they killed a shark. Internet and social media has turned people into extreme narcissists who will do anything for attention and virtual "likes". Remember that girl who shot her boyfriend in the chest for a social media stunt?

>>138496392
wow you are a fucking cuckold. Hippie leftist shithead. I torture animals to death all the time. I actually lay out traps in my yard so I can capture animals to do this. It's the true right wing thing to do.

>>138496098
Being against torturing living creatures is not a "liberal" characteristic.

>>138496098
ok if you follow Total frat move you are a fucking faggot, they ruin and slander the name fraternity.

>>138501415
We could file a couple incisors down first if you think it would be more fun. I'm sure he won't mind, it's all in good fun

They should be killed, and nothing of value would be lost.

>>138501590
This faggot hides his flag and thinks I'm pretentious lmao

>>138501698
go step in your own traps you false flagging faggot.

>>138498748
underrated

Also, so long as they threw it back in the sea I'm okay with it.

>>138501911
>triggered leftist
hahaha you still butthurt hillary lost, faggot? why dont you go back to your drum circle and smoke more granola and leave politics to the adults.

>>138501688
You are a complete ignorant retard if you think this behavior is something new

>>138496098
the virgin sip
the chad quenching

>>138496367
This is why women being give the vote was a huge mistake, they are way too easily swayed by emotions.

This makes them prime targets for propoganda taking advanage of emotions.

>>138502064
Fuck off leftist shill.

>>138496930
>im too much of a loser to find myself looking like chad and cracking a cold one with shark teeth
that's what i'm reading here

>>138502064
kys muh dude, it will make america great again
and keeping hiding your flag eternal shitposter

I voted Trump

>>138502182
typical shill behavior,l once you're found out you change flags and accuse everyone else of shilling. Why don't you try using logic for once? oh wait, you can't because your brain is fried from leftist drugs and animal cuckoldry.

>>138496098
https://www.seeker.com/sharks-harbor-deadly-bacteria-discovery-news-1766489348.html

>>138502350
you voted for hillary because you're such an animal loving leftist you went one step beyond being cucked by niggers and started letting actual animals fuck your wife. Animals will never fuck my wife because I am master of them and treat them however I want. I bet you've never even "stood your ground" against a defenseless nigger before.

>>138496098
Holy fuck why are people so fucking dumb. Sharks will tear other animals apart it's no problem. People toying around with a vicious killer it's the end of the world.

I guess this is why liberals are so defensive of rabid niggers too.

>>138501698
Can you fuck off you falseflagging non-fascist?

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>>138496367
>"you're not cool, nobody is impressed!"
My first thoughts when I saw this were
>that's pretty cool, I'm impressed

>>138501698
>larp so hard motherfuckers wanna find me
because your parents are divorced and don't love you right faggot?

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>>138501891
>>138501592

fucking LOSERS, lmao

>>138496098
Looks harmless. They obviously accidentally caught a shark and decided to use it as a can opener before putting it back.

>>138502542
>yadda yadda yadda
>still hides flag

you're not fooling anybody eternal shitposter
enjoy your stay
you're here forever

> be sharkanon
> swimming in my ocean
> I'm the Chad of The Sea
> "ooh look food"
> dafuq.jpg
> "What's this hook doing in my mouth?"
> getting pulled against my will
> trying to resist
> can't resist
> pulled onto the beach
> *gasp* drowning
> "The fuck is this human doing?"
> "Hey dickface that's my mouth."
> canopener.shark
> gets released back into the ocean
> shame and pity

Chad Shark got cucked by Chad Bro

>>138502652
Flag hiding faggot's comeback is LOSERS
Mah sides...

>>138501246
We used to have mad lib threads before Reddit and kikebook invaded mid 2015

>>138496098

You don't have to be a left wing degen to like animals. I can't see a reason to make animals suffer, even if they are below us. That seems pretty gook-tier

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>>138501698
Hitler loved dogs you faggot

>>138502604
>>138502640
butthurt liberals everywhere, still crying over hillary's loss, just sad. I am making america great again by getting rid of all leftist animals.

>>138501698
Malaysia-fag? Is that you?

>>138499335
>go fishing
>take fish out of the water for photo
>YOU'RE ABUSING IT
This is you right now. You can even see the line in the sharks mouth.

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>>138502384
>talks a big game

<yawn> come back and talk when you've caught one of these critters
pic related

>>138496098
>people in the comments saying they should be killed

Most people in life will be saying something along those lines as well. It is not a moral position but a practical one. People who abuse animals are often psychopaths, nobody wants people like that to exist.

>>138502855
hitler was a cuckold that didn't even actually do the holocaust you faggot. thats as leftist as it gets.

>>138501647
Found the mudslime

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>>138496098
fuckin idots killing a shark just for fun , hope these wankers will have a full payload of bad Karma

>>138496098
1) Fish doesn't have conscience. Therefore you can do with it whatever you want without any remorse.
2a) If those guys know this - they're just having a good time,
2b) If they don't - they are sadistic idiots.

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>>138502873
>>138502542
>>138502384
>>138502064
>>138501698
>that one fuckwad retarded motherfucker to ruin a thread

>>138496098
Only degenerate pieces of shit abuse animals.

>>138499335
>Why were they fucking around and giving it booze?

You didn't even watch the video.

>>138496098
Liberals can't stand the fact that they will never be that attractive ... or happy

Animalists are pathetic overreacting whiny faggots, more news at eleven.

>DUDE ANIMAL ABUSE IS SO EPIC LMAO

fucking neck yourself, edgelords

>>138501647
Christ, that's disgusting.

>>138502607
Me too
Woops

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daily reminder hitler loved animals and was vegetarian

i really don't understand how you faggots think killing animals is chad. animals are majestic and we should respect them for what they are - the fruits of mother nature

milo is a hedonistic and disgusting piece of shit faggot and i don't understand why anyone supports him

>>138501803
>implying they filed the sharks teeth down
You're trying to find an equivalence when there is none. Sharks have millions of teeth and lose them all the time.

>look at IG
>every other post is a video of chads chugging beer through women's cleavage

>muh liiiiiiiiiibs

I live in a community of farmers/ranchers and we slaughter animals all the time, both domestic and wild.

And I am 100% confident that any of us would kick the shit out of anybody doing something retarded to an animal.

If you're going to catch it, fucking kill or release. It's not a godamn toy.

Did I click on /b/ by accident, or has /pol/ really gotten this bad?

>>138496098
So what are these guys confirmed rich or are all the autistic screechers just assume they're rich?

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>>138502830
You are sweating it too much, you took everything personally didn't you?

Take it easy, stop being a whiny faggot who gets all worked up and hysterical at the sight of some chads doing something pretty much inoffensive, your virginity and emasculation is leaking and it's embarassing, I'm doing you a favour

>>138497838
Me fucking too, but all he did was punch a hole in a can.
Pretty sweet

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>>138501911
>>138502604
>>138502640
>>138502855
>>138502933
>>138503082
You newfags always take the fucking bait, where the fuck did you come from, reddit?

>>138503390
you must be really pathetic if you're so cucked even animals fuck your wife. you leftists are disgusting.

>>138501688
>killed a shark
The shark didn't die.

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>>138496098
Let's weaponize this.

I opened that expected that shark to get rekt.
It didn't. Its perfectly fine.
Are they assholes? Yeah, but I've seen kids do worse to bugs. Plus it has a fishing line in its mouth, they probably caught that fucker.

>>138496392
>I kill animals

>but I would never disrespect them

the fuck?
do you really think disrespecting an animal is worse than killing him?
animals don't give a shit about "respect", they care about not being killed

>Why are liberals like this?

Virtue signaling. Leftists are the most hate filled, angry, bitter people you will ever come across. They vent their anger on politically correct targets, it's like the 2 minutes of hate from 1984.

>>138503539
I'll admit that I was baited once he reveals his flag

>>138496098
No bully shark.

>>138503390
finally a canadian made a good post

Another thing. Why is it that when an animal is involved the left show how truly psychotic they are by calling for the deaths of the humans involved?

>>138496098
>he is against animals
fag, animals are our natures children just like we are.
We do not need to intervene in the animal world besides keeping our place in the food chain.

>>138503356
It's a Semitic/American thing. Whites are the only race that has compassion for beasts. Amerimutts are kiked edge-lords who have no respect for anything.

>>138496098
I've cut the fins off and gutted live sharks by the hundreds a day legally long line fishing. Sometimes a shark has a beer while it dies, story ends he same for shark. Joos love torturing their food, watch a kosher cow kill sometime libs.

>>138496098
All those retards clamoring about this would be too afraid to put it back in the water. Cool as fuck to open a shark with a beer though.

>>138503643
You can kill animals quickly and humanely, y'know.

>>138496098
You don't need to be a liberal to get triggered by this

>>138503959
The natsocs banned kosher kills

>>138503983
I'd kill your mother, but I'd never disrespect her cause I'm a good guy

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>>138503468
still hiding your flag because you have no dick

A 20 sec video of a shark being landed and the guy pops a top on the sharks teeth to open it. Omg the abuse. The shark probably didn't feel shit and even if it lost a tooth it would grow it back quickly. People catch sharks on the beach all the time and the guy did a little gag for fun, get over it.

People need to sow up those gaping pussies before they get any larger.

>>138504084
You just know there's a PBR somewhere to the side of that image

>>138503927
>mfw Frederick II, Holy Roman Emperor got Jerusalem for free from the abbasid sultan after talking about birds

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>>138501698
you really think people are going to associate bad things about right wingers with that comment? kys

>>138496098

People have more respect for dead adult animals than dead human babies. What a world...

>>138496367
>"Ever heard of a brain cause u probaly don't use your's much".
The fucking irony.
If you're gonna insult someone for being stupid, at least spell and use grammar correctly.

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>>138504163
I DONT GIVE A FUCK, FAGGOT

>the chad sip
>the virgin x

>>138504139
edgy kutkind ga je groenten eten en slaap zacht

>>138501647
Chen Leaf posting tortured dog webm just to be edgy

what a surprise

>>138504445
I can tell by how may times you reply with your special elephant to protect you

>>138496098
What was the shark's fate? Did the shark rot on the beach or did they have the decency to throw it back into the water.

>>138504717
I guarantee they threw it back

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>>138504644
you seem a bit worked up, mate

>>138496098
They are should get killed,
>endangering 'at risk' statuts sea animal,
For the sake of instagram degeneracy
>drinks degenerate alcohol
Useless people, i wonder if they are liberals themselves

>>138496098
I don't get it.
What are leftards even complaining about? That they fished a shark, or that the guy is using its teeth to open his beer, or something else?
I've fished sharks in the mediteranean sea, there is nothing wrong with it, and the video is so short you can't even tell what they did with it. Maybe they released it right after, who knows? Or maybe they ate it, what's the problem?

They extrapolate a load of shit in their head from a 5 seconds clip.

The very same leftards who attack a cat because he "looks like Hilter" or put nails into dogs' treats.

>>138496098
They get more triggered at animal abuse than an actual human abortion.

LOL

>>138504899
I'm worked up..you take this shit so seriously you have to hide your flag and post numemes like a newfag. you sure you're the one trolling?

>>138503983
They didnt even kill it. Im sure they threw it back in the water and the shark went back to doing shark things. Quit being such a faggot.

>>138496098
I don't have pity for an animal that would gladly eat me if it would. Why I hate cats too.

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>>138501647
I've seen a lot of shit dude, but this ,,, fuck

>>138496098
What is the problem here? I dont even like senseless cruelty towards animals, but what the fuck is this? They literally did nothing wrong. The problem here is retards who project their own frailty onto all other life and consider everything cruelty, even when it clearly isnt. He poked a hole in a beercan on a sharks teeth, wow! Thats fucking it? THATS IT?! I went in thinking he was gonna shove it down its throat and force the shark to choke on it or something. This is fucking retarded.

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If that video is animal torture
Then I don't think you have ever seen actual animal torture.
When was the shark hurt?
>because he didn't get to drink the beer!

I have never, ever understood why being right wing means you're supposed to not give a shit about animal cruelty.
Humans are better than animals and those that don't behave as such are fucking disgusting creatures themselves.

it's in vaguely poor taste and stupidly unsanitary but not really rage inducing. I'm not surprised frat-boys didn't pay attention in biology class

>>138502607
Me three

>>138496098
>>138496194
People who are cruel against animals should be killed along with you two refugee sub-humans.

>>138496098
Actually bretty gud. Looks like they reeled it in while fishing. I guess they could have not caught it and let take a bite out of a 3 year old or something.

>>138499369
Was just going to comment on that. These people really aren't very self-aware.

They seem to associate the idea of "being evil" or "torturing/killing people they hate" or "not giving a shit about what others think" with being more, bring a "badass" person.

But then they see this in reality and they cry about it. She cries over an act that some would consider evil. Other like her will cry when they see that there's plenty of people who really don't give a shit about them, people like them, blacks, Muslims. When people don't care for their life or mind, they can't handle it, nor can they see their own hypocrisy. They'll fantasize about killing Trump and his family while they screech is disbelief when others do the same for the people they like.

There's really no set good or evil, there's only the value you yourself place on things. And these people are too stupid to understand that.

>>138505422
>cruelty

He poked a hole in a beer can with the shark's tooth and threw it back in the water.

SUCH ABUSE

>>138500904
good point potato nigger . libtards are brain damaged

>>138496367
cristyork is really threatening, Im sure he is really scared of this twig, what is she gonna do, file false rape charges against this guy while he was in a different continent?

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>>138505166

i'm not going to show you my real flag, cope with it already faggot

>>138496098
fuck off faggot

>>138496098
Animal abuse is nigger behaviour.

>>138505640
>>138505954

See >>138505718

>>138505166
>>138505868

Can you two fuck already?

>>138500647
>comparing humans to sharks
dude. its a fucking fish, relax

I mean, it is kind of dickish to do that to an animal while it's still alive, but these people commenting saying they should die violently are obviously being hyperbolic to signal how much they "like totally hate animal cruelty or whatever".

They weren't going out of their way to torture it, shark probably didn't enjoy it but it's not like they skinned it alive or shoveled dirt into it until it died (sounds weird but seen people do it sadly) or anything crazy like that. Not something I would do and I'd probably tell someone they probably shouldn't if I knew they were planning on it, but it isn't that big of a deal. I've probably put fish in more pain than that trying to get a hook out of them before throwing them back.

tl;dr this arguably isn't even really abusive, the dudes probably shouldn't have done it but it shouldn't be this huge deal where faggots on instajew are wishing death on people.

>>138499950
>yuropoors
>go to the nearest police station to have their beer opened for them because bottle openers could be used as a weapon and they are to cucked to drink canned beer
>Americans
>slam a beer into the teeth of a shark who they wrestled and dominated from the ocean and chug that shit.

wow you sure showed us.

>>138501647
Cooking something?

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>>138501141
oooooh internet tough guy ......tips fedora at shark '' melady'' ...... chill out burger

>>138506491
>they are to cucked to drink canned beer
but wouldn't they drink canned because they'd be afraid that they would knock a glass bottle over and step on a piece?

I'm not saying one is better than the other, personally I prefer bottled, but how is canned less cucked?

>>138496098
>not calling it The Sharkgun

>(((sharks)))

>>138501647
Go back to China

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>>138503366
Drinking beer from white American girl's tits, now this is something i would enjoy.

>>138496367
>>138496098
Where is the line drawn? We know people don't give two shits about insects despite the fact they feel fine, people care a little for rodents, not really about most fish but fucking love big fish.

Dude bro's like these are fucking problem. Spring break culture is fucking disgusting and this dude bro's probably virtue signal to women about how tolerant they are Because pussy bro. They are degenerates pigs that have to buy an 89 inch TV so that they can have "football parties" and be cool. They legitimately look back on high school favorably because they got drunk and had premarital sex. Fuck these filthy to pigs fuck everything they stand for! Fuck their defense of the system and degenerate culture! Die pigs!!!!!

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>>138500647
treating an animal like a human *proceeds to laugh hysterically*

>>138496098
>Why are liberals like this?

So you're implying liberals are good people and non-liberals are scum? You must be a liberal. Or are you just a lowlife who is incapable of even imagining not being a nigger-tier piece of shit that thinks it's funny to torture animals?

>>138507245
lmao bruh >>>/r9k/ is that way

>>138507290
You can see they caught it with a fishing pole and that the shark is alive.

>>138497610
Yeah, the shark probably didn't like it, but it wasn't as if they were hurting it. The shark was just fine. People really need to chill out.

>>138507290
I thought they were being bros and giving the shark a beer. This is much worse.

>>138506745
You can't shotgun a glass bottle.

You guys do know people who abused animals were put into concentration camps right?

This isn't abuse; they were probably fishing or it was washed ashore.

As long as they put it back it'll be fine. Sharks are strong animals.

>>138504988
Checked.

I just can't get over the fact it's a fucking shark. There pretty much isn't anything as machine like as a shark; absolutely just instinctive hunting and mating, that's it. They don't process companionship, familiar sharks, or anything. It's not even lizard brain thinking, they never evolved past pure function. You can't even torture the damn thing, it can't conceptualize that.

>>138501647
What is it? Phonefag here. One of the skinned dog ones?

>>138498883
holy fuckin saved

>>138496098

No, it's not called liberals, .. it's called civilized people. Why are civilized people like that?

Well, because, we kind of a don't enjoy animals being toured for fun. Shocking, huh?

>>138496666
Mudshark got bleached

>>138496392

Likewise

I've caught sharks, but I kill them quickly and eat them if they're the right size (release otherwise).

Animal abuse is nigger behavior, and niggers should die.

>>138507966
>tortured

Watch it and tell me where you see torture >>138507290

>>138496930
Does anyone have a pic of this cat-Jesus crucified by niggers so we can send it to them?

>>138496098
Fish can't physically feel pain. That's why fishing is considered humane and a lot of vegetarians still eat fish.

>it's another "people virtue signal for imaginary internet points" episode.

>>138508138
Sharks bite things much harder than a can, this is no where near animal abuse. Second, pretty sure this shark is dead. Using shark teeth as a can opener is no worse than using shark teeth as a decoration, which all the normies just love to do. Third, if it is alive shark teeth grow back, so damaging the teeth is inconsequential, and it is a fish so it doesn't feel pain. Seems like a perfectly fine and normal way to celebrate catching such a fine beast.

>>138507776
shotgunning is fucking gay

>>138502607
me too . fuck sharks , ive seen sharknado . a shark will fuck you up given a chance

Shark is in on the joke

>>138496098
>This video has triggered a shit ton of libs
>implying its just libs
anyone who does this kind of shit cruel retarded shit should be fined into poverty

>>138508449
>watch how fast i can funnel this bubbly corn-jew down my gaping gullet

i never understood it. if i'm looking for a faster buzz i drink my beer down in, 5-10 minutes then do it again. why do college fags like to show off their lack of gag reflex, could it be because they're gay?

>>138496930
>>138496996
>>138497377
People just look for excuses to be enraged.

>>138500331
Killing your baby inside the womb.

why do you think its a liberal thing not to take pleasure in an animal getting fucked with and hurt? its just a dick thing to do, politics doesn't enter it and I don't see how you even make the connection. If anything you're boxing yourself in by drawing an arbitrary line between you and having some basic respect for wildlife. nothing to do with being a tree hugger or a hippie.

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>>138507213
Drinking beer from a white American girl's ass would be very enjoyable and healthy too. Their instagram is fun, they had to ruin all the fun with the shark video.

>>138501141
I'm Spartacus!

>>138496098

People who torture living things are sub-human. Congrats you're a sub-human.

>>138508340
>implying they aren't be reported to Fish and Wildlife officers as we speak

>>138508798
it's called a cluster of cells, klumpftard

>>138508449
>>138508727
>they have never played a drinking game in their life
>>>/r9k/
also shotgunning a beer doesn't activate the gag reflex any more than drinking soda does, don't project your insecurities about your love of traps onto others.

>>138508449
this. and if you want to drink a beer fast you just poke your thumbs through the top to make a bigger opening. or just pour it in a glass.

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>>138496098

Lmao they have a nigger drinking beer off a white women tits on there. No surprise from sub-humans.

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>>138501141
>You're probably stupid enough to open your dumbass mouth in front of people you should't as well.
>should't
>Maybe I'll be there for it...

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>>138501647

>>138508449
>>138509690
It's gay until you do it on the face of a shark =]

>>138496098
They're just mad because MUH WHITE MALE. Now would be a great time to repost all those vids of niggers kicking cats.

>>138498368
literally hitler fish war now

>>138510097
>implying
upload them and people will be incredibly upset as well
Normal well functioning people don't like animal abuse

>>138496392
This, these shitskins need to hang. Christcucks pretend they are morally superior but in reality they are subhuman.

>>138496098
Libs are mad at this but cool with outsourcing which bypasses laws, pollutes oceans, killing and mutating ocean life. Sweet

>>138509690
>or just pour it in a glass.
gayer than AIDs

>>138509423
>Shotgunning so you can drink a 50/50 air mix while showering yourself in edu-hobo

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>>138509705

imagine ever marrying white women

>>138509956

I love that card, its in my EDH Cleric Tribal deck. literally free clerics with great ETB effects.

desu the little faggots deserve to get liberal lynch mobs on them

>being right-wing is being a sociopath

Ok schlomo.

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>>138510400
Imagine being so subhuman that you can't find a wife

>>138500614
He's right though they'd still get shit on . Animal "abuse" will get anyone blasted on social media nowadays

>>138510399
>being such a virgin that you don't realize it's about the party, not the beer
/pol/ is a chad board, virgins need not apply

>>138501647
Silent hill dogs

>>138510561

finding A wife is pretty easy, you just won't now if she's sucking nigger cock and letting niggers motorboat her.THE wife on the other hand....

>>138500415
Since neocons have been putting profit before environment.

>>138510371
>not having a liter pitcher in the freezer and emptying 3 cans in it simultaneously when drinking

Can any Amerifriends tell me what the deal with Spring Break™ is?

Pathological altruism and sympathy for outgroup organisms is what destroyed our world.
We need more abuse like this. It's a healthy exercise in reminding ourselves that ONLY we matter.
If you have any pets, I suggest you kill them as a desensitization exercise. If you can't bring yourself to kill your worthless parasitic pet (that probably costs you thousands of dollars per year to keep alive and shits everywhere and subsists off of other brutally murdered animals that were transformed into giblets to be sold at the store), then how do you expect to slay commies in the race war?
I command you all to kill your pets.

>>138510980
finbro please stop your gay is gonna rub off on the people ITT

>>138511068
Spring break is party week for most unifags

>>138511068

it's a period when white women are sluttier than normal like Halloween or St Patrick's day

>>138510260
It's pretty obvious by the comments that some only see this an opportunity to shit on white people. The shark looks dead anyway.

>38 Million Sharks Killed for Fins Annually, Experts Estimate
http://news.nationalgeographic com/news/2006/10/061012-shark-fin.html
http://archive.is/0fEB

Harming animals for fun isn't something you should support. Have some decency.

Sharks literally cannot feel pain.
They are fish, and fish don't feel pain in the same way humans do.

>>138511453

would you rather be killed by some fisherman or have your body used by some retard americans as a can opener?

>>138511068
dude alcohol lmao
dude tits lmao
dude beaches lmao
dude swim shorts lmao
dude hangovers lmao
dude dude lmao
dude lmao lmao

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>>138511364
>p-please stop
lmao

>>138511633
Why would I care what happens to my body after I'm dead? The shark is thrown back into the water after its fin is harvested, leaving it to suffer.

>>138511830
Ffs the shark didnt even die. You can see it twitch after he pokes the can with its teeth.

>>138510561

Lets be honest here. There are no females in that picture

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>>138511654
>he puts beer in a pitcher
Only jungle juice goes in the pitcher, beer is for cans and bottles. Silly Fin.

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>>138496666
Checked

>>138511830

>Why would I care what happens to my body after I'm dead?

would you like pictures of necrophiliacs fucking your corpse to reach your mom, for example?

>The shark is thrown back into the water after its fin is harvested, leaving it to suffer.

it doesn't say that on your link

>>138496098
>mich ultra
bunch of fucking faggots

>>138500515
They are the type of people who go like
>I'm a Christian, gawd bless u xd
And then
>I hope you reincarnate as a slug in your next life, you gringo kaffir!

>>138496098
playing with food isn't proper etiquette tbf

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>>138512242
ok bud

>>138496098
This is nigger tier behavior. These faggots should be gassed along side the other niggers.

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>>138512627
that's a stein/mug, dawg

>>138503643
There's a difference between hunting and torturing for sadistic pleasure.

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>>138512700
Sorry I triggered you Juarez
Have an Uma Delicia day!

>>138512740

this

It's like kicking your opponent on the ground after you've knocked him out.Absolutely nigger tier.

>>138512421
>would you like pictures of necrophiliacs fucking your corpse to reach your mom, for example?
I wouldn't want that to happen, but once dead, I don't see how I could care. My family on the otherhand would, obviously. Let's just hope that shark's mother doesn't have Instagram.

>it doesn't say that on your link
@0:50
>Over 73 Million Sharks Killed Every Year for Fins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO7hvOtYnck

>>138498748
have a humble (You)
it's all i have

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>>138496098
Since when is not treating animals like shit a liberal trait?

>>138496930
>>138498368
what the fuck does this have to do with white people though
there's tons of animal abuse videos where they aren't white

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>>138512627
>mugs are pitchers
Mugs are for pubs and casual drinking with friends. Never get your good mugs out at a house party.
Come on I thought you Nords were master drinkers? This should be second nature.

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>>138512717
oh, my bad

>>138513107

>I wouldn't want that to happen, but once dead, I don't see how I could care. My family on the otherhand would, obviously. Let's just hope that shark's mother doesn't have Instagram.

It's not caring AFTER you've died, it's about having the choice while you're alive to not have your body defiled.


>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO7hvOtYnck

Now we've fallen at the same problem: harvesting a shark's fin and then leaving him to die is also sadistic, I'm sure it wouldn't take more than 10 secs to execute them before throwing their bodies into the water.

It's degenerate nigger behavior to not respect nature. I imagine your opinion would be different if they started fucking your dog just for the lulz.

>>138496098
I hope they dug it down, icelanders will come and ear it when it's properly rotten in a few months

>>138505323
Nice one spic. Humans are above nature, niggers and spics are not. It is our duty to protect the beautful creatures of the world.

>>138501698
nice bait anon, you even talked about bait in your bait

>>138508097
No that was last week.

>>138496098
>This video has triggered a shit ton of libs, people in the comments saying they should be killed, etc.
That's rich coming from the same people who have no problem with murdering unborn children.

>>138505718
The shark is dying on the beach with no water and these faggots are just acting like dickheads doing degenerate shit. Maybe its not animal abuse but its pretty niggerish behavior.

when idiot liberals say the world would be better off with less people, or that we are a cancer upon nature.
did you fucking think they were joking? especially when the crowd is applauding and cheering the individual who always says this.
it's a for every person who wishes death upon them is every person is is glad to hear that sentence.

>>138513983
>It is our duty to protect the beautful creatures of the world.
Sharks are not beautiful creatures dickwad.

>>138513855
>It's not caring AFTER you've died, it's about having the choice while you're alive to not have your body defiled.
The shark looks like it's been caught by a fisherman. Also, sharks have been known to eat bicycle parts and license plates. I doubt that opening a beer on it's tooth was what ruined its day. Anyway, don't you have some monkeys to save? UMA

>>138496098
And here I am disappointed they didn't blow the shark up, or somehow make a projectile shotgun weapon out of it like I thought it was going to be.
And I still would have not cared. At all. I would have found humor in it.

Fucking British descendant woman.
They scream at everyone how terrible, racist and intolerant they are while being terrible racist and intolerant and then they bitch "where are all the good men".
Hate interacting with those cunts.

>>138510561
No, white women are the fucking cancer killing this society. Doesn't mean I wont marry one to make sure our race survives.

>>138496098
Why do animal cruelty threads always bring out the edgelords?

>>138514294
Sharks are the regulators of the ocean and are a magestic creature. I dont care if you dont like them but at least see the fact that theyre pretty cool animals. Also theyre going extinct because of the chinks and their shark fin soup, so show some respect to nature- its an aryan thing, so you probably wouldnt get it.

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>>138499776
>Liberals are mostly heartless bastards who just pretend to fight for causes to boost their own image.
All millennial with smartphones do this.

>>138514470
How the fuck is this video animal cruelty?
We fucking murder and eat animals every fucking day and we always will. Play soccer with their skulls if we want to. Tear flesh off of bone with our fucking teeth like savages everyday. Get your fucking mind right! You are living in a dangerous delusion and have high level of cognitive dissonance.

>>138512931
>>138513382

caught a peek at your bants

>>138511830
So you wouldnt mind if your dad died, and some niggers decided to deficate his body? Showing respect to the dead is an aryan trait, but of course you brown eyed sharts wouldnt understand.

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>>138507897
Yeah, it's a skinned dog walking around for a short bit. Pretty abhorant.

>>138511637
Dude...college lmao
Dude bikinis lmao

You missed some.

>>138514294

It's not mainly about that, a shark would fucking tare you apart at slightest opportunity.Thing is: If you even have the spare time to abuse some animal like that, you're probably a nigger, humans are supposed to strive for greatness and not burn ants with a magnifier.I'm sure none of successful people you would want to strive to be like is using sharks as can openers.

>>138510305
Christians along with their jewish overlords are also going to hang on the day of the rope.

>>138514595
>magestic
Learn to spell.
majestic
No way are sharks going extinct. That's as dumb as saying crocodiles are going extinct.
You obviously don't surf or swim in ocean.
Let's see you react when one of these prehistoric cocksuckers grabs your leg.
Go hug a tree you fag.

>>138514899
>So you wouldnt mind if your dad died, and some niggers decided to deficate his body?
I would mind, but he wouldn't, since he'd be dead. Embracing logic is also an Aryan trait, you le based Kekistani nigger.

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>>138514432
>killing this society
>white women
All women are impressionable. So when dumbasses like mgtow cucks and you resign and hand them over to the jews and niggers, of course the only outcome is being poorly raised degenerate sluts.

>>138510626
There is literally nothing wrong with being a virgin
>Correlation =/= causation
I am literally swamped in roasties every weekend.
Do I use my them as a measuring stick for my self worth?
No.

Would I drink beer in a way that leaves me smelling like a tramp because it's "cool"?
No.

>>138515303
I am a pagan so I fail to see how calling me a tree hugger is meant to be an insult?

>>138496194
being cruel to animals is literally chink tier tho

>>138515350

Look-up the civilizations that had burials and the ones that didn't.You'll see that your "logic" is way more alike some nigger in bumfuck africa than of a real nazi you LARP as.

>>138515570
>I am a pagan so I fail to see how calling me a tree hugger is meant to be an insult?
Are pagans neutral about the environment?
Because you sure as fucked went full retard over a shark being abused.
I think you're just plain fucking retarded. And illiterate to boot.
Tough first day back at junior high today?

>be chad on vacay
>find a dead shark
>an animal known to kill anything for food
>insta it for a laff
>get death-threats
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>>138515854
You infer too much, which only proves my point. No animals were defiled or tortured, but you and the rest of the Kekistani faggots enjoy your necro-nigger rape fantasies.