Do you agree?

If you dont insert a finger in your asshole while showering, your a faggot

>>138206226
Virgin splash, Chad asswipe

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>>138206226
Waiting for our designated resident experts to chime in.

>>138206226
No you should definitely clean your ass hole.

Armpits, ass hole, crotch and teeth...

Use a good soap, and moisturize with lotion afterwards. Avoid products with xenoestrogens. Or soy.

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>>138206226
Armpits, ass crack, crotch. Those are the three critical zones when showering. Everyone knows this.

>>138206226
So, except for going swimming, his anus hasn't been washed his entire life since his parents wiped it with a wet wipe?

>>138207789
>Everyone knows this.
>niggers

>>138207813
hell nah he dont wash his ass that gay bruh

we wuz kangs, not booty washin gay boys

>>138206226
if you finger yourself in the shower you're a faggot

Straight men do not put that much thought to appearing gay or anything.
Nigger is deep in the closet.

>>138208462
This. He craves to have his asshole BLEACHED by the BWC

>>138208246
Cue dick washer pic

This is why I hate pooping
>shower after it
>a few hours later my body decides I need to poop again

>>138206226
>not cleaning your asshole

fucking gross

>>138208694
THIS
PISSES ME OFF

>>138208694
No worse feeling. I JUST CLEANED MY ASSCRACK, FUCK OFF.

>>138208409
It feels good though. It's not a sexual thing.

>>138206226
I have heard this about blacks. Every black girl I've ever gotten naked was good with her hygeine, but then again I don't fuck ghetto trash.

Didn't an old nigger comeback used to be "wash yo ass" or some equally dumb shit?

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just get one of these my dudes

>>138206226
If you don't use soap when you shower you might as well not bother at all

I hate people who don't clean their ass properly because it makes them smell like shit and it's disgusting as all fucking hell

>>138208694
For some reason I only feel like I need to shit once a day and so only shit once a day
Idk I only really eat at the 3 mealtimes barely eat anything for breakfast don't have lunch most of the time and of I do it's small and then big amount of food at dinner and i shit usually 2 hours afterward

>>138208694
showering after every poop is going to the other extreme, especially when your hole is as hairless as yours

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>>138209099
Basically a PSA for niggers in comedy form.

>>138206226
>having shit hygiene and smelling vile because your masculinity is too fragile to withstand cleaning your body properly
what a spineless faggot

>>138208462
straight men are not obsessive compulsive about their asshole being squaky clean, thats a homo thing for sure

>>138207237
What kind of fetish is this? And how likely that both individuals are Canadian?

If youre too squeemish to clean your own ass crack you are a closet fag.

>>138208694
>>a few hours later my body decides I need to poop again

Yeah your body is just a magical mystery that spawns shit out of thin air.

No wait it's not and it's completely reliant on you stuffing your fat fucking face.

>>138208840
>THIS
>PISSES ME OFF

STOP EATING

Or change your eating habits. You don't need to eat three times a day. You can literally eat once a day. Saves you meal prep time and shitting time.

Also puts you into partial ketosis during the next 24 hours which will produce ketones and combat cancer cells. Yes you have cancer cells. Everyone does, it's normal and most of them just die. You want them to die. When you trigger the body's energy saving state (switching to fat burning, ketosis), the first cells to get starved are strange anomalous cells that don't work properly.

The real question is, why are you asking other men how clean their assholes are?

Shave, wash with soap, dry with hair dryer. If you don't do all of these to keep your butt clean and pretty you are not white.

I only use soap on my face and armpits. I take 2 showers a day though (only one with soap)

>>138209507
Every women at work tells me they like a nice ass on a dude so you bet I'm keeping mine clean

>>138206226
yes. this conversation is over.
wash your body. shave your balls. and put eric clanton in jail. especially if you ever want an ounce of respect from a woman.

>>138209793
>dry hair with hair dryer
pretty gay m8

>>138208694
>shower once a day
>poop once a day before shower
This solved my problem.

>>138209793
You shave your B-hole? For what, less friction?

>having to worry about shitty asshole
>not using flush-able wet wipes to clean your ass

>>138206226
Is this considered shitposting?

>>138209669
>which will produce ketones and combat cancer cells. Yes you have cancer cells
Starve yourself bro seriously shitting once every few days is totally normal it'll cure your cancer cells even if you don't have cancer cells bro trust me i go on /fit/

Nobody listen to this fucking moron, take your holistic bullshit elsewhere you utter spastic.

Baby wipes.

Middle finger.

I go in the hole mutliple times.


I guarantee my asshole is cleaner than pretty much anyone in here.

Let's take a test. Stick your finger up your ass, does it sink?

Congrats faggot, kys. Sick fuck.

>>138210306
Nobody likes hairy butts.

https://youtu.be/2uceKqK7xYs

>>138210463
They're bad for the environment and a reason so many pipes are clogged.

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>>138206226
Slide thread? Deep state psychological research?
Regardless, if you don't soap your asscrack, power rinse with the massage setting, shampoo your asscrack hair, power rinse again, re-soap, and blast it clean one more time you are NOT White.

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>>138209427

>>138210485
You don't need to clean your fucking colon. Stick an 8 inch dildo up your ass, does it stink? Congrats, you're a faggot.

>>138209549
Some subcategory of femdom/male masochistic fantasy.

I'd put the chance of Canadian citizenship at 19-25%. Most likely Americunts.

>>138211161
Fucking gross

I bet you have skid marks and probably fart shit when you fart.

WASHRAG OR LUFA YOU DISGUSTING PIGS LOL

>>138211424
FUCKING SICK MOTHER FUCKER!!

U REUSE A LUFA TO WASH YOUR ASS?

KILL YOURSELF.

Infidels are just as bad as niggers every white bf I've had wouldn't fucking wash themselves after they used the toilet! No bidet or toilet shower fucking disgusting as fuck, had to potty train them like their fucking mummy. Forced them to get toilet showers installed.

SIGNIFICANT reduction in disgusting skid marks, no stains a part from pre cum.

>>138207789

Enjoy your face scarring acne

>>138211297
Go back to finger fucking your own asshole, faggot.

>>138208694
>not shitting twice after every meal

>>138211610
AT LEAST IT DOESN'T SMELL OR IS FULL OF SHIT EUROPOOR

YOU DISGUSTING ANIMAL PROBABLY FRENCH TOO.

GOD DISGUSTING

OOOO LA LA LE WINE IS SO TASTY

WHILE TALKING WITH YOUR SMUG FRIENDS

WITH SHIT IN YOUR ASSHOLES


FUCKING GROSS

YOU'RE NOT INTALECKSHOOUALS

>>138209331
you must be so scrawny and unhealthy

>>138206226
>>>/b/

>>138209109
Is that a separate sink just for your asshole? I thought bidets were part of the toilet?

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>>138207789
ANON DID YOU FORGOT TO WASH BEHIND YOUR EARS?!

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>>138209669
>You can literally eat once a day. Saves you meal prep time and shitting time.
>Also puts you into partial ketosis during the next 24 hours which will produce ketones and combat cancer cells.
Fuck off Sven, if you wanna get /fit/ and healthy you better follow Scooby's workshop like a Bible.

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>>138210471
>Starve yourself bro

Are you retarded? I literally said you don't have to. You realize you can eat a day's fill of calories in one meal don't you? A recurring problem is that people do.

> shitting once every few days

If you eat once a day you will shit once a day, with minor exceptions. Are you seriously this confused about how the digestive system works? Where do you think shit comes from?

> it'll cure your cancer cells even if you don't have cancer cells bro

You do have cancer cells, any cell replicating with faulty DNA is a potential cancer. There are multiple forms of cancer and most cancers never evolve to the disease we CALL cancer, which is a pathological runaway process of these malign cells.

You have trillions of cells in your body, they're being damaged every single day of your life and it's okay because the vast majority will die and be reabsorbed. You have limited teleomeres and constant exposure to free radicals and cosmic rays which will damage your DNA over time, eventually being a big part of why you age.

> Nobody listen to this fucking moron, take your holistic bullshit

This is basic science and some cutting edge science you fucking broscience dimwit cunthole. You could have googled it before typing your bullshit but of course you don't because you think you know something.

>The suspected mechanism is that cancer cells require glucose for survival, and the ketogenic diet deprives them of this essential fuel.
http://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/news/media/releases/high_fat_ketogenic_diet_misunderstood_underused

>>138210466

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>>138211815
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET YOU SEEN RITE THREW ME BRUH YOU KNOW I KEEP MY COLON A HUNNID

>>138210718
beat me to it

Man there was a family walking in front of me the other day, they looked like mexican tourists or something. The stench off them was unbelievable. They smelled like they had never taken a shower in their life and just shat in their clothes before wearing them or something.

>>138210537
Especially not the gays.

>>138212129
Lol at Ireland getting a taste of our Mexicans. They're stinky. Now excuse me while I go back to drinking a modelo, eating a burrito, and fucking my half Mexican gf.

>>138206979
Underrated

>>138207813
Yeah, but with water, not soap and brushing with your hand.

>>138206226
If you don't shave your ass you're a faggot.
>>138211579
>using the same washcloth
Serious question, are you some kind of nigger?

>>138206226
Who the fuck doesn't clean their ass thoroughly?

My ex-girlfriend thaught me this trick of inserting the handle of a hairbrush in your ass while showering to get it properly cleaned.

You faggots could eat lunch off of my asshole and not have to worry about bacteria.

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>tfw shaving your ass makes it go red and irritates the fuck out of it because the hairs grow in multiple directions and you have to pass over the same area a couple times

>>138210125
German efficiency

>>138206226
>soap
There's your gay problem.
Either make your own or get the most natural, least chemical soap you can possibly get.
If you can't make your own and can't acquire any good natural soap, you're probably living in a shithole where it makes no difference.

>>138212782
> inserting the handle of a hairbrush in your ass
Flag checks out.

>not using a dildo and high powered water spray to clean every last piece of fecal matter out of the inside of your colon while in the shower
ya'll niggers are some filthy faggots.

>>138208694
this

I poop in the morning at like 8am, take a shower, and then I poop again at noon, and then again at like 8pm, then I have to take a shower again.

true suffering

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>>138206226
>Implying that niggers shower

>>138211921
Yeah just have one meal a day at 2000+ calories is totally fine and absolutely does not guarantee you shit once you fucking moron.

>You do have cancer cells, any cell replicating with faulty DNA is a potential cancer.
It isn't a cancer cell until it mutates into a cancer cell, are you really this fucking stupid?

>Hopkins
Literally been proven to be incorrect countless times but you just stick with your single study, Sven. In fact here's another for you

http://www.beinghealthynaturally.com/cancer/whatiscancer.php

Here's more that says you're a fucking moron who doesn't understand how cancer develops

https://www.theguardian.com/science/blog/2017/jan/24/cancer-treatment-myths-clean-eating-cannabis-homeopathy-alternative

https://sciencebasedmedicine.org/ketogenic-diets-for-cancer-hype-versus-science/

There is 1 (ONE) study that says it improves the QoL for patients but it doesn't kill cancer cells you absolute fucking mongoloid

>You have limited teleomeres and constant exposure to free radicals and cosmic rays which will damage your DNA over time, eventually being a big part of why you age.

This doesn't mean that the body constantly has cancer cells in it, if it did you'd have cancer

http://scienceblog.cancerresearchuk.org/2017/05/15/sugar-and-cancer-what-you-need-to-know/

>Here’s where the myth that sugar fuels cancer was born: if cancer cells need lots of glucose, then cutting sugar out of our diet must help stop cancer growing, and could even stop it developing in the first place. Unfortunately, it’s not that simple.

>There’s no evidence that following a “sugar-free” diet lowers the risk of getting cancer, or boosts the chances of surviving if you are diagnosed.

Fuck off with your broscience claims, you don't have a single fucking clue what you're talking about. Take a fucking biology class, retard.

>>138213552
Archived it
>https://theguardian com/science/blog/2017/jan/24/cancer-treatment-myths-clean-eating-cannabis-homeopathy-alternative
https://unvis.it/theguardian.com/science/blog/2017/jan/24/cancer-treatment-myths-clean-eating-cannabis-homeopathy-alternative

>>138213460
>shits three times a day
Are you a pigeon?

>>138211529
>tfw no jihadi gf

>>138212957
>Either make your own or get the most natural, least chemical soap you can possibly get.
I can think of such a way to make soap, but some people are really critical about it.

>>138212782
>hairbrush in ass
Can you go into the prep time for this. How painful is it to clean your ass Like this. Does it actually work.

So this is why STDs are so common among niggers?

>>138207681
>>138209122
>>138209793
>>138210781
>>138212957

>2017
>using soap/shampoo

what are you gay? all you need is water

>>138212942

Shit, shower, then shave bruh. Now your facial hair is soft to shave

>>138214118
First few times it feels weird. Not quite painful. After a while it just feels good. Best advice is to just relax your asshole. Don't fight it.

Yes, it works. The best is to do it in the shower, take a shit, then jump back in the shower.

>>138214118
I've done that (while masturbating; I don't clean my ass like that) - if you were to do that right now, it wouldn't really be comfortable without any lubrication. In the shower, however, you could use it without any. Or if you're worried, you put some soap/conditioner on the handle first. If you've shat before that it will go in pretty easily.

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>>138206226

I wonder if this is actually why black people smell bad

I've always wondered, and I'm not even /pol/ memeing right now.

>>138206226
>not shaving your ass to avoid dingleberries
bare ass, little soap and water, shit runs right off

>>138214655
Shave, shit, then shower.

Make sure you didn't miss a spot while you're pinching a loaf, then jump in the shower to get rid of those annoying hairs that make you itch.

Then clean out your asshole with soap and water.

Being a person isn't hard.

>>138212782
>You faggots could eat lunch off of my asshole and not have to worry about bacteria.


yeah but if i use your brush ill get shit in my hair

>>138215146
>using other mens hairbrush

Do you also use second hand condoms?

>>138215146
Maybe the brush is used strictly as a designated shit cleaning brush.

>>138213351
This man gets it

>>138213351
I just attach my replacement shower head and shove it inside my asshole. Nobody has suspected me of being a faggot yet.

>>138215372
No, but I clean it afterwards.

If any of my guests decides to use my hairbrush without asking, that's on them.

>>138209507
Are you fucking retarded? You haven't been raised properly if you walk around with shit on your body.

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Why are you talking to a nigger?

What's the matter, OP? Afraid you might accidentally slip a finger in and enjoy it?

You're the real faggot here.

>>138207813
Because of assholes like this, public pools have high concentrations of fecal matter in them. Anyone for a swim?

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>>138206226
Gross, I take great care of my ass.
Mostly because my grandfather had bad hygine then ended up losing bowel control and was pancakes late in the going. Doc said he didn't clean his ass or use goldbond when he got swampass.

Ever wonder how people lose bowel control late in life? It happens mostly because people didn't wash their ass regularly.

>>138208246
Scrubs himself from head to toe with a washcloth, won't clean his asscrack.

>>138209109
Why, in God's name, would a bidet have a plug stopper? Why would you want to fill it up?

>>138206226


The human body is self-cleaning.

The average life-span (for anyone that made it past childhood) was in the 70's/80's during ancient history, long before the modern health product industry.

Shampoo, toothpaste and toilet paper are inventions made to solve imaginary problems created by (((them))).

Quit your hebrew cleaning regimen and let your body learn how to clean itself again.

>>138216046
*Shiiting pancakes

>>138216046
What's "Goldbond"? I'm kinda curious

>>138211529
Skid marks means that they were never taught how to wipe their ass properly as a child.

>>138216381
t. rancid sweat and butt stink

>>138209331
What the Aussie said. What are you a poorfag? Eat more you little bitch

>>138216441
It's essentally talcum baby powder.
It's great for humid climates

>>138216381
Ancient history when people lived and deserts and cutt foreskins keep their dicks from falling off?

No thanks

>>138216905
Oh.
I drive long distances on my bike; will that prevent (or at least reduce) swamp ass?

>>138215830
>on your body.


were talking about INSIDE your ass

i always rub my butt hole to wash. In Asia a lot of toilets have hoses or in Japan a wash inside the toilet and you can clean out your asshole that way. It was pretty good convenient because it made me less inclined to have to shower soon after my last shit.

>>138217322
Either/or. I use it at the first sign of chafing

Just put it on toilet paper and wipe.

>>138206226
Clean your ass comie. You think girls can't smell your shitty asscrack wafting during sex. Oh wait betacuck commies don't get laid.

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>>138217557
How did you go from
>nigger on op's pic saying he doesn't put his hands between his ass cheeks

to a fucking enema?

>>138218228
They sell enema kits at the chemist's, right? I've pretty much been doing "improvised" enemas, but I want to try the real thing.

>>138208694
Stop fucking eating all day and you wont shit twice a day fattie.

>>138206226
>washing your own ass is gay
i bet a nigger wrote that

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>>138216381
>I don't was myself or brush my teeth because Jews
You are a credit to the cause smelly hero

>>138217762
>less inclined to have to shower soon after my last shit.
I just wet some TP before I shit and use it after I dry wipe.
There's a Muhammad at my work who uses a syrup bottle filled with water, dude does a pretty good job of not blowing up the bathroom too.

>>138212782
>You faggots could eat lunch off my asshole
>You faggots

>>138218416
>They sell enema kits at the chemist's

the chemist? what the fuck age do you live in. do you mean a pharmacy?

>>138206226
This is the kind of shit that makes nogs so easy to manipulate.

>>138218894
Same thing.

>>138209109
How do you sit on that thing?

>>138217229
Classic burger retardation.
You are literally a fucking subhuman animal.

>>138206226
>Thinking the NEETS shower
Lurk more

>>138218894
Well? Do they?

>>138218602
Accurate tho, only a faggot would

>nogs are obsessed with "eating ass"

>>138211873

>he doesn't have a separate sink just for his asshole

What are you, white?

>>138206979
fpbp

>>138213962
underrated

>>138206226
>Talking to another man about specifics of the anus on fb messenger

Was whomever in that conversation one of those "straight" closeted guys trying to get bottomed? Not a normal conversation between friends.

t.fag

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>>138217557
Thanks for answering.

>>138206226
Mods, do your job. Not political.
Sage.

>>138206226

It definitely is gay, and all you people in this thread saying it isn't are faggots

>>138214348
>not using wooden ash from the last firepit

>>138222245
I wouldn't let you sit on my couch desu

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>>138206226
NEXT RIGHT WING RALLY HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED

FLORIDA HERE WE COME

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WHY DIDN'T MY MOMMY TEACH ME THIS? WHY AM I LEARNING ABOUT THIS NOW?!! So am I suppose to literally rub my butthole with soap?

>>138206226
>Not getting in there deep with soap and water
Disgusting

>>138224004
Use a loofah down there, too.

>>138206226
not gay? ofcourse its not fucking gay, ask any girl they do it to! i dont wanna be friends with people who never clean their fucking ass

>>138210463
No such thing as flushable wipes.

>>138214348
You're supposed to sit low enough on the toilet so that the flush will clean your butt. Just get a tight seal on the seat and keep your mouth open.

>>138215109
Baby wipes nigger, baby wipes.

>>138218894

He's a britfag wearing camouflage.