What is official alignment for /pol/? Chaotic neutral?

>>138048612
Yes

>>138048612
chaotic evil, duh

>>138048612
yes

>>138048612

I actually Twist and Tuck. I'm shocked at how accurate that diagram actually is

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>>138048612
100% chaotic neutral
p.s. i like this

>>138048612

Yeah, twist and tuck here, I'm not some profligate scum that goes out of my way to buy a special box just for bread.

>>138048612
Twist and tuck, it doesn't require any fastener or knots, it's fast and effective and easy to open. Bred stays moust. It just makes the most sense.

>>138048612
I'm chaotic neutral.
Fuck lawful evil.

>>138048612
lawful neutral, chaotic neutral or neutral evil

Chaotic neutral ;)

This thread isn't politics or news. Fuck off.

>>>/b/

i'm neutral evil, definitely. sometimes lawful evil or chaotic neutral

>>138048612

Twist and tuck is the only way

Only autists and fags use clips or retwist the tie onto the bag

>>138048612
lawful neutral
but the redpill is that every one of those ways is a way to get Jew'd. (((bread)))

chaotic neutral. twist and tuck for best results for the least effort in storage and retrieval.

>>138049177

Yeah wtf.

>>138048612
I don't eat bread

>>138048612
true neutral

>>138048612
Neutral Good

>>138048612
I've always been chaotic neutral

Twist and tuck. I thought I was the only one

>>138048612
I always lose the bag clips after I open them first time gotta twist and tuck them

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A-am I the only one with a bread-box?. Quite accurate too, I most often play LG paladin

>>138048612
Obviously Lawful Good

>>138048612
twist and tuck, why would you waste more time on doing anything else when it's just as effective?

>>138048612
I use a breadbox if I can, twist and tuck if none are available.

>>138048612
Completely unrelated:
In the west we like to say "thats a lot of dough" referring to money, but when I am talking to Russian grill online she says "thats some heavy bread" instead.
Also, Lawful Good.

>>138048612
>What is official alignment for /pol/?

Sweaty obese.

>>138048612
Twist and tuck. It's quick and easy.

>>138049177
Real G over here

TWIST AND TUCK MASTER RACE

>>138048612
>tfw chaotic neutral as fuck

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>>138048612
I'd make the argument for Chaotic Good.
>callous and crude, blunt, uncaring of what others think of them
>nobody really looks to you as the proverbial knight in shining armor, nor do you think yourselves as such
>but when it comes down to it, though the longer term results can be rather chaotic, /pol/ tends to rally behind good and noble causes
>or at least ones that have funny results

You guys are alright, when you read between the memes.

Twist and tuck but I [spoiler]succ the air out[/spoiler] first.

where my neutral evil boys at

>>138048612
I just tuck the bag inside a bread box

>>138048612
>buying presliced bread
>worrying about storage because you can't finish a load of bread per day
consider yourselves nonwhite

/pol/ is actually lawful good. all the chaotic trolls and chaotic shit posters and neutral evil shills are what shift the alignment to chaotic neutral.

>>138048612
this pic triggers my inner autist

true neutral should be neutral neutral

>>138048612
I do the chaotic neutral with my bread so yeah I guess.

>>138048612
Chaotic neutral - fast and easy

>>138048612
Twists, tuck, not give a fuck

>>138049885
>A-am I the only one with a bread-box?
nah bread boxes are comfy as fuck, I've got a nice wooden one that fits in perfectly in my kitchen

Lawful good
Feels huwhite man

>>138049510
>not knowing it's from /ck/

>>138052441
The bread box is not hermetic enough

>>138048612
Chaotic neutral

>>138048612
Lawful evil

>>138048612
>tfw lawful neutral autist virgin

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>>138048612
What is a twisty tie?

>>138048612
>tfw twist, clip, and tuck
>tfw ascended

Chaotic neutral. It's the most efficient technique when you think about it

>>138052326
I bet you keep it right next to your churn and bakelite set

>>138048612
tying a knot

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>>138052517
>>138049510

cross board exportation and reimportation of memes can be very fun.

>>138053111
Yes, I've been chaotic neutral for years.
Just throw away the tie immediately.

>>138053359
I need a png of that Hitler seal of approval.

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A better question: Which orangutan alignment is the official orangutan alignment of /pol/?

>>138048612
Chaotic neutral. I can't get the things back on the bag without snapping them.

neutral evil, why does anyone not just tuck the end of the bag under the bread?

who /neutral evil/ here?

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>>138053594
Burger alignment while we're at it.

>>138054077
>lawful on the right
this triggers me

>>138053124
next to my knife set

>>138049885
I too use a breadbox, brother.

>>138048612
twist and tuck is a sign of a highly intelligent and practical being

>>138048612
Chaotic neutral and when i'm lazy sometimes neutral evil.

>>138054077
>pirates not evil

>>138048612
Twist and tuck - otherwise you're constantly snapping yourself with rubber bands or tearing open the bag putting those little clippy things on and off every time, and nobody has enough chip clips that they can afford to use them on breadbags

>>138054773
If anything, pirates are more evil than an unthinking demon only following its nature.

>>138048612
Chaotic stupid

>>138048612
its probably the closest yeah

>>138048612
twist and tuck all day...kinda sounds like a tranny move

>>138055026
wow gotem. go tell reddit about that sick burn

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lawful good

>>138054773
>>138054935
Pirates should be neutral-evil
They are organized and have their own code of conduct, that contradicts chaos, even if they are chaotic seeming. That sets them inbetween lawful and chaotic.
They serve only themselves. They don't randomly intervene to help the downtrodden now and then, like Aladdin some bullshit.

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>>138053594
Bottom right. That orangutan looks fucking redpilled.

>>138048612
tfw chaotic neutral

>>138049177
Checked and same.

>>138052517
Should we do some outreach? We might destroy some of the myopic cancer that infests this board and bring the site together.

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>>138048612
Lawful Good

>>138048612
neutral good

>>138055752
Are you my 94 year old grandpa?

>>138055369
Not knowing your DND memes. Gtfo normie.

>>138048612
That is some spooky shit right there.

>>138055509
>>138055752
>claim lawful good
>post pics of lawful evil

What did they mean by this?

lawful neutral

>>138048612
Chaotic good.

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>>138055369
He was answering with his own alignment, as a joke. Good job, retard.

>>138048612
Alternate between twist and tuck and just tucking. Occasionally reuse the bag clip (only when I don't destroy it trying to open the bread) and sometimes leave the bag open but only when I plan to have more bread later. What does that balance out to?

>>138048612
chaotic neutral...

>>138048612
Lawful Good - Youre all a bunch of bourgeoisie bread bastards

Lawful Neutral - Makes sense

Lawful Evil - I AM NOT TYING AND RETYING THE KNOT

Neutral Good - THIS ISNT A BREAD APPROVED ACCESSORY

True Neutral - STOP USING UNAPPROVED BREAD TYING ACCESSORIES

Neutral Evil - Acceptable, this is the most efficient method. The bread will not go stale and you dont need to fiddle with bread tying accessories

Chaotic Good - WHY ARE YOU USING GARBAGE TO STORE FOOD

Chaotic Neutral - this works very well too, very efficient

Chaotic Evil - Dumb. The bread goes stale.

i have no alignment but im practical, I use the microwave to keep fresh and dont give a shit about the bag..

twist and fuck

>>138048612
yes

>>138048612
Chaotic evil giving way to lawful evil

>>138048612
Twist and tuck. Just like my nutsack when I use a Windows operating system.

Why wouldn't you just use the clip that comes with the bread you savages? Anything not lawful good, neutral good or lawful neutral is straight nigger tier.

>>138056870
> I leave my bread out to ferment on a pile of soiled linens
> If I want some non-toxic bread I'll just microwave it
Your have fringe alignment, you're fringe class

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>>138053359

Lawful evil here

>>138048612
Three way tie between neutral evil, chaotic neutral, and lawful neutral.
So I guess that's somewhere on a vector between neutral evil and chaotic neutral.

Also who the fuck uses bread boxes?

>>138048612
Chaotic neutral I'm ashamed to say. This post was the wake up call I needed to buy a bread box.

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who neutral evil here?

>not using a breadbox with electric ventilation
you fucking plebs

>>138048612
Yes

>>138048612
How is just tucking evil at all? I think its fine

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>chaotic retarded
>buying bread that comes as plastic wrapped slices

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>>138059252
Hey fren.

>>138049177
Truth

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>>138048612
Looks like I am lawful neutral

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also what the fuck you gunna do with bread in a pot muthafucka

thats right you bitch ass, take that, take that

>>138048612
What if I reuse the bag clip, then twist and tuck, then put it in a bread box anyway?

>>138048612
Where would clothespin fall under here?

Twist and tuck, chaotic neutral.

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you bitch ass tricks fly
with muthafuckin' bread in the sky ?

>>138049177
Also checked and also same
Especially bc OP said we were chaotic neutral and bam there it is

I actually do all the lawful things at once. How fucked up am I?

>>138048612
I don't even eat bread.

Gotta keep a healthy body after all.

>>138048612
lawful good

>>138048612
Entp lawful evil

Makes sense.

>>138048612

Neutral evil, about to go chaotic good.

>>138061234
that's what I'm talking about, making your own bread and buying your own bags.

Also, lawful neutral.

>>138048612
Neutral evil here

>>138048612
neutral evil

>>138048612
if i had a bread box i would use it,
alas i am neutral evil

>>138048612
I am either Chaotic Neutral (Twist and tuck) or Neutral evil (Just tucking)

>>138065964
INTJ

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>>138048612
lawful neutral reporting in

>>138049177
More like squeeze out the air and "spin and tuck"

Literally never had bread mold doing this. If you leave the twist tab on though it molds in like a week

>>138048612
An amazing and unassuming amount of thought was put into this image.

>also, neutral evil.

>>138048612
I'm a neutral-good

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>>138048612
there's more air in contact with the bread using a bread box than just tucking

>>138048612
>savages
>not twisting and using bag clip

>>138048612
Audibly chuckled.

My wife ties a knot, and it's super annoying to untie when you just want a fucking slice.

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>>138067230
Bag clips are the vaporizers of bag tying
>excuse me while I whip out my bag clip
>smokes e-cig
>tips fedora
>rides away in healies

>>138048612
Depending on how many hands I have free, I alternate between chaotic neutral, and neutral evil.

>>138065964
>>138066020
same

>>138048612
i put the open bag in a breadbox
what am i

Tie the bag every time for maximum freshness. Fuck you if you can't untie knots.

>>138048612
Twist and tuck for me.

I tie a knot

>>138067629
Fidget spinner in one hand, vape in the other. Save some pussy for the rest of us, slayer.

>>138048612
neutral evil for life
if you eat plenty of bread it's fine

>>138049885
Been thinking about getting a bread box for years
>not ready yet

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>>138048612
According to the bread chart I am chaotic neutral. Pretty accurate, actually.

>>138049177
Because if alignments were accurate 99% of people would be chaotic neutral

>>138048612
>buying Jew-bread

Make your own from flour, water, salt, and yeast. There's no reason not to, considering how good no-knead bread is.

my priorities are lawful neutral>lawful evil>>>chaotic neutral. sometimes i lose the clip, so I tie instead. sometimes there's not enough plastic for the knot(much bread), so I twist and tuck.

>>138048612
I put bread with bag open in bread box.

>>138048612
>bread box

boomer shit

>>138048612
Lawful Neutral in life, Lawful Neutral in bread chart
dope

>>138053594
THE JEW FEARS THE ORANGUTAN

>>138071751
that's because serbs can't even be classified on the "moral" compass

twist and re-use the original bag clip

objectively best. it's easy, fast, free and seals well.

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>make myself a snack
>come to /pol/
>see this

What the fuck guys?

Start by buying decent bread, slice it yourself, don't keep it in fucking plastic full of nasty BPA and other chemicals, and just keep it in a clean cotton towel which will hold the moisture and prevent the bread from hardening.

Fucking burgers I swear.

>>138048612
Chaotic Neutral

>>138073418
Is that bryndza? I fucking love bryndza.

>>138048612
>tfw lawful neutral
>tfw you just want all the retarded shit too stop happening around the world
>tfw this is accurate and all you want is to be left alone from dumb shit.

>>138048612

Does anybody else here do the twist and tuck?

>>138049177
me2 lol

>>138073418

Shut up bagget

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>>138048612
i switch between lawful neutral and chaotic neutral, this chart is sp00ky accurate...

Breadbox, duh.

You're not white unless you have one

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>Hmm, yes, why of course my bread comes in a fucking plastic bag
What the FUCK guys

>>138048612
twist and tuck, i'll be damned

I've done Chaotic Neutral, Neutral Evil and Lawful Evil, but usually I do Lawful Neutral

>>138048612
What the fuck am I the only lawful neutral person in this thread?

>>138078192
this.
fucking degenrates.

>>138048612
First I twist then I tuck. Every time

>>138048612

>Not having your girlfriend, soon wife, make all the food, all the washing, all the cleaning.

You have much to learn.
/Nordic Master Race

Only fucking fags eat carbs.

Ketogenic brah. Lift for the glory of the race.

>>138082578
>Being such a cuck that you're not allowed to open the bread

>>138048612
Chaotic neutral.

>>138048612
I just tuck it t b h.

>>138048612
Lawful evil if I can't be lawful neutral

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neutral evil