british /POL/ = yanks are fat version

That's some terrific formatting.

Hilarious thread.

Also, STOP LETTING BRIT/POL/ DIE YOU DULL CUNTS.
Fucking happened THREE times the past week, maybe more.

>>138021824
Rude.

>>138022013
Tbf there's been comfy happenings going on.

>Cambridgeshire residents blame immigrants for housing crisis
Always archive

http://archive.is/i5Jfo

What the fuck

Why was the previous thread deleted?

Will Breivik ever be released or will they just indefinitely extend his sentence?

>>138022940
Honestly wish he was executed. Any system that lets people like him live is faulty.

>>138022940
Indefinitely extended. And good.

>weekly religion of jihadi peace murder attack happens in spain
>bbc posts 10 mile long article on their front page about a crazy white man who went on a shooting spree in 1987
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/hungerford_massacre

I wonder who could be behind this.

>when you support Trump domestically but oppose his foreign policy

I literally couldn't be any further from normie sensibilities.

I'm hanging oot my arse

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>Man found dead on the beach after being found ‘fit for work’
https://inews.co.uk/essentials/news/uk/man-found-dead-beach-found-fit-work/

The jobcentre is complete trash. Capita declared my Dad fit to work. He died a year later. He was too proud to tell me the problems he was having with his benefits but I learned about it from the stack of threatening DWP letters he left behind. I was also there with my partner for an appointment a few days ago, and we watched this lady with a zimmer frame crawl along the floor at a snails pace...she looks at the two of us and a random guy sitting with us and tells us that the jobcentre had deemed her fit for work.

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>>138021824
Eddie you're good with creating images, edit this to make it The Triplord's Burden instead.

How about a game, let's see who can find the dodgiest/most depressing street on google Streetview in the uk

I'll start
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.8785669,-0.4153972,3a,83.3y,319.62h,83.98t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sJKoDbQHXaklcdIrZgGK5hg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

>>138025068
Anystreetinnewham.jpg

How hard is the theory test lads?

>>138024972
disgusting opportunism

>>138024460
Rightly so carcass in alley this morning, facebook images on burst privacy. This general is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The posts are extended gutters and the gutters are full of peodophilic cartoons and when the post limits finally scab over, all the nonces will drown. The accumulated filth of all their anime and teacakes will foam up about their waists and all the animenonces and anonymongs will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."

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>be driving
>See this telling you to pull over in rear mirror
What do?

>>138027269

Ignore it. I don't know what the fuck a shomrim is and I don't want to find out.

>>138027570
Jew police in North London

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>>138027269
>[ C O O L V I B R A T I O N S ]

>>138026899
You're not Rorschach though

>>138022454
I thought Brit/pol/ had been deaded desu

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>>138027710
Never trust a British police of any kind. They might seem all friendly London Bobby with that "ELLO ELLO ELLO WHAT AVE WE ERE THEN" but they might just snap at any moment and put seven bullets through your head for just trying to use the fucking subway.

>>138028079
I can believe he's an ugly ginger freak.

>>138024131
>But he had denied any intention to harm himself and displayed no signs of major mental illness.

>lives alone
>no social network apart from a garage owner
>had previously not worked for 9 years due to mental illness

Wew - significant risk factors there, but the article does not go into the specifics of any ongoing support planned for him. RIP lad.

>>138023529
Glad you made it through fella.

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>>138021824
>when a tripfag makes the thread

Britpol got rightfully deleted

brb I'm going to btfo my 1000th impersonator (eddie) real quick

>>138028407
The only time I actually interact with the cops in London is during football matches and 99% of the time they are chill.

>>138029476
Fuck off back to /o/

>>138021824
Are you taking the piss with that formatting?

Lawrence of Arabia is on lads.

>>138029779
I'm watching john carpenters vampires

>>138029636
He's being all post ironic lad.
>british /POL/ = yanks are fat version

Is it easy enough to leave the military after serving 4 years as an officer ?

>>138029485
I know, I know... that was a very old pasta from some forum, badly translated. I know they're mostly cool, just with a tendency to get too excited about butter knives.

>>138029959
Thought so

>>138030112
A Finnish forum? For some reason I find it funny that there's a Finnish pasta mocking British police.

>>138028079
I'm Eddie, do what I want.

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Hey lads could you just do me a favour?
I'd like it if you could just...
. Check em.

>>138030433
woah

>>138030251
Finish memes are the best

>>138030499
WOAH

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>>138030499
Holey Moley

>>138030433
>>138030499
>>138030554
>>>/b/

>>138030652
>he posts cuckily, breaking the rules

>>138030652
no u

>>138030720
Fuck you

>>138028893
Cheers big man

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Britpol is dead

>>138023529
Speak English, kilt-nigger

I'll revive brit/pol/ soon

give me a couple minutes

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good morning...

>>138031116
Take a bit longer if you want, you fucking wankstain.

>>138031225
Fucking neck yourself nonce.

>>138032033
Don't be mean desu

>>138031225
>>138032033
Eddie fancies you

>>138031625
I'll take a while

>triplords are better contributors to Brit/pol/ than anonymongs even whilst drunk

Huh, it really makes you think.

>>138032135
>>138032170
I'll punch your throats clean out.

>>138032253
The utter state if we all didn't post it would go into melt down. Retreat to discord when?

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>>138032033
>>138032170
s-so tsundere...

I can't fucking draw for shit

fuck

Hope Michael Barrymore gets back on the telly lads.

This thread is disgusting.

>>138032659
Admitting your incompetence?

>>138032435
I've been muted for doxing YKTD again.

>>138032659
Post drawing

>>138032814
*pats head*

>>138032787
Fuck sake rightly is actually hurt over doxxing business. Thought he was just messing around

>>138032814
Soon
>>138032763
race me on the touge faggot

>>138024972
what a loony

>>138032323
Your wrist would snap

>>138025690
the test itself is easy as long as you've read the highway code
that new hazard awareness video bit looks tricky tho

>>138033045
What you drinking pubes?

>>138032917
Freak.

>>138027269
ignore them obviously. they have no authority

i always think it's funny they drive bmws

>inb4 people here are so stupid thread format remains the same for the next 3 editions

>>138033244
What makes you think I'm drinking?

is it that obvious?

>>138033037
I didn't dox rightly, I doxed YKTD (real name Michael Bakunin) when he lived in Scunthorpe so he had to move (to Nottingham) and change his name (to William Thorson).

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sneak peak boyos

>>138032715
he's a bit old now
shame tho, he was a good presenter. always seemed a bit more self aware than most of the other grinning goons. i'd rather have him than eamon fucking holmes

>>138033620
Nobody cares you fucking car-obsessed autist.

>>138033670
My hobby is better than yours.

Why is WN so hurt lads? Is it because of what I said to him last time?

>>138033620
You must have Parkinson's drawing that shit. Get yourself checked out.

>>138033610
Nice thanks for the updated info. Going to find the address and send him another surprise the cunt

>>138033734
You're like an autistic child who is obsessed with Sonic, except it's with cars instead. Nobody fucking cares about vehicles, what a shit fucking hobby. It's a machine that gets you from one place to another in a small amount of time, yet you've based your entire personality on them.

>>138033670
What you drinking?

>>138034019
Nothing. I'm straight-edge.

>>138034108
Faggot.

>drinking milk
How about no

>>138034108
fag

>>138033769
Thanks, feel free to show me your drawing skill that you mastered over the years of riding the bus.

>>138033893
You're like an autistic child who is obsessed with Sonic, except it's with Brit/pol/ instead. Nobody fucking cares about imageboards, what a shit fucking hobby. It's a website that lets you shitposti in a small amount of time, yet you've based your entire personality on it.

>>138033893
>>138033734
Alright you two, off to Balmaha Boatyard.

>>138033620
Was that on paint?

>>138034224
I haven't though. I'm going to fucking murder you in November.

>>138034167
>>138034212
How

>>138034284
Yes.

>>138034465
faggot

>>138034323
[spoiler]let's hope a third party doesn't show up unannounced and make you both his basement children ;^)[/spoiler]

>>138034515
Can you make it color pubes?

>>138034771
I will, give me some time, I haven't slept in a day and I'm not exactly sober.

What, because I'm a responsible adult that doesn't take life-ruining wicked poisons and get pissed every day I'm a faggot? Fuck you cunts, I'm better than you.

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>Terrifying moment a 'drugged-up' jihadi is gunned down by Spanish police
>'drugged-up'

APOLOGISE

>>138034815
Sort your fucking life out.

>>138034362
Have a drink, for fuck sake.

>>138034927
>going through life sober
You poor soul.

>>138033620
Draw some sexy alloys on now

>>138021824
>how to be fat and unhealthy in one easy step: the infographic

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>>138034927
>>138034973
State of you, you virgin.

>hurr but I'm a virgin by choice because my morality

kek

there's coping hard then there's this, imagine going through all of this just because you can't get laid.

>>138035191
I have a wife and children you fucking idiot.

>>138035326
Is that new?

I wasn't aware they still made dlc for WoW.

>>138035326
>I have a wife and children
>twenteh sehfun teen
Why?

>>138035326
Pics of wife

>>138035326
>has a wife and children
>spends his time talking to autists on an Eskimo ballroom dancing forum

Lad that's even worse

>>138030251
Well that Menezes case was news here, too... up until then our idea of British police came from an ancient tv series aimed to teach English for preschoolers.

https://yle.fi/aihe/artikkeli/2007/11/23/hello-hello-hello

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Oh no

the kia turned out retarded

also my drawing of it is pretty bad but, out of the two, atleast that was intentional.

>>138035326
How do you get the time to be on here then?

>>138035326
Then what the fuck are you doing here? Go spend time with your wife.

>>138035537
Think I'm going to enjoy this.

>>138035326
why you here? If your not larping that is

WOW! WHat a brill articulating article!

Impressed reason, maybe I won't want leave after all!

http://www.huffpost.com/uk/entry/17699668

http://www.huffpost.com/uk/entry/17699668

>>138035555
>>138035615
Can you honestly say that you would stop posting on here just because you had a family? I don't believe that.

>>138035608
I'm going to make you wait.

Because I'm worth it.

>>138035326
Reported to social services

>>138035827
http://m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/17699668

>>138035820
http://m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/17699668

>>138035840
http://m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/17699668

>>138035827
I'm going to turn your eye socket into a flesh light.

You are patriots. So are we. We both believe in doing what is best for Britain, for ourselves, our friends and neighbours, our children and grandchildren.

The only point we disagree on is how we do that. You may believe that the UK has lost sovereignty to the EU. That UK laws are overridden by European laws. You may believe that the European Court of Justice - the ECJ has ultimate control of our laws. You may believe that immigration is out of control. You may believe that Britain cannot control its borders and needs to ‘take back control’. You may believe that we have to support the Eurozone if it gets into trouble. You may believe that the EU is set up for ‘ever closer union’ and an ultimate ‘United States of Europe’. You may believe that we don’t need to rely on exports to the EU and can instead ‘trade globally’. You may believe membership is a waste of money which could otherwise be spent on the NHS.

There is an element of truth in some of these beliefs. The problem is that the reality, the actual facts, have been exaggerated out of proportion - mainly by some newspapers and some self-serving politicians. Newspapers like the Express, Sun and Mail are experts in whipping up a sense of outrage in their readers. They know it makes their readers come back for more. It’s a kind of drug, and it sells more papers. Slogans like ‘corrupt unelected dictatorship!’ “Migrant Invasion!” sell papers. But how many readers realise how much they are being manipulated by the newspaper editors and their wealthy owners? When was the last time you actually went online, or to a library, and checked out the claims that you read about in a newspaper story? When was the last time you asked your MEP a question about the workings of the EU? When was the last time you questioned what you are told by the politicians?

Can we look objectively at some of the issues?

>>138036042
Don't >> me, people might think we're friends.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnyhJ8KoCZo

The UK has never lost sovereignty. David Davis said this himself this year in the House of Commons. No army is coming to invade Britain if we don’t “obey the EU”.

By having signed up as a member of the EU, we voluntarily delegate certain areas of the law to the EU, such as Trading Standards, some environmental issues and allocation of fishing rights.

There will be disputes about some of those matters, and there has to be a court which can rule on those disputes. The Spanish wine industry wanted to introduce regulations to favour their own products; other wine producers took it to the ECJ and the Spaniards lost. That is a typical issue which the ECJ rules on. There are dozens of other such cases - none of which have in any way seriously affected UK goods and trade.

But what about those terrorists who can’t be deported? That is not because of the ECJ. Smart lawyers take those cases to the European Court of Human Rights. That is not an EU institution. It was set up by the UK itself in 1953 to protect human rights. It is a totally separate court, and nothing to do with the EU. Leaving the EU won’t remove the UK from the ECHR.

Immigration is not out of control. Yes, any EU citizen has the right to come to Britain to look for work. But if after three months they haven’t found work, or have independent financial means to support themselves, they can be asked to leave. That is in clause 45 of the Lisbon Treaty. That rule is applied in Belgium and Germany for example. Why has that rule never been applied in Britain? Because successive UK governments have never bothered to set up a simple registration system as is done in Belgium or Germany. Theresa May during her 6 years as Home Secretary could have done that - but didn’t. So the government then dishonestly blames the EU for the government’s own failings.

Do we control our borders? Yes we do. Every person entering the UK is checked at passport control. The UK is not part of the Schengen zone, there is no uncontrolled ‘free movement’ into the UK. End of that story.

Is the EU an unelected dictatorship? No. It is a very democratic system with many checks and balances. Nothing can happen without the approval of the European Parliament. Yes, the Commission drafts new regulations. In effect, it is the Civil Service of the EU. There are dozens of working committees whose job it is to keep track of issues and propose changes to keep up with change. Those committees might spend a year or more consulting, discussing, getting feedback, before presenting a proposal to Commission to put to the European Parliament. If the European Parliament. doesn’t like it, the proposal gets sent back for amendment until it is accepted - or rejected.

>>138035426
Never played WoW.

>>138035455
Why not?

>>138035509
No.

>>138035511
>>138035540
>>138035555
>>138035615
See: >>138035820

>>138035923
I voted remain

>>138036155
Shit music you CUNT.

Who is in the European Parliament? 720 MEPs - all elected, for 5 years at a time. Britain has 73 MEPs. Unfortunately 22 of those are UKIP MEPs, who do little more than collect their ample salaries and expenses. (Nigel Farage MEP has earned around £3 million during his 17 years there.) So Britain’s representation is dependent on the 51 ‘genuine’ MEPs who work hard in committees and in Parliament. Nevertheless they do a good job and Britain has only failed to win motions in less than 2% of cases.

Who elects the head of the Commission? The 28 heads of government elect one every five years. At present is it J.C. Juncker. He is a controversial figure who likes to make controversial public statements which the media love to quote. But he is not the ‘dictator’ of the EU, he is just the head of the EU’s civil service. Do you know who is the head of the UK’s civil service? Probably not, but if he were as publicity-seeking as Juncker you probably would!

Ever closer union? A United States of Europe? Some enthusiastic politicians in Europe might be happy with that vision, most others are not. It was a slogan that was popular a few years ago, and was even written into the treaty, but its relevance has faded since. The UK has no obligation to support ‘ever closer union’ and never will have. Most other countries in the EU are passionately keen to retain their sovereignty as it now exists. If you go to France, it is still very French. If you go to Italy, it is still Italian. If you go to Britain, it is still British, and always will be. On the other hand, if some countries such as Belgium and Holland want to have a ‘closer union’ within the EU, why shouldn’t they? It won’t affect us.

The Eurozone. Crumbling, a disaster.... ? No. Greece has been sorted and is recovering well. Economic growth in the Eurozone is taking off this year and leaving Britain well behind. The UK has no obligation to support the Eurozone financially - unless to do would be in in British interests. Since the EU is our biggest export market, it is in our interests to see it prosper and support it if we choose to.

Trade. Ah, trade. Here we go. It’s not really about ‘trade’, it’s about how much we export. We export nearly 50% of our goods and services to the EU, just 23 miles away. We export the other 50% to the rest of the world. Being a member of the EU doesn’t stop us exporting to the rest of the world; in fact, much of our exports are by virtue of our being an EU member and able to benefit from EU trade deals with Canada, Africa, now Japan, next the USA.....etc.

British Flag - Degenerates
>Bomber Rimmer - Foot Fetishist Kike
>Preuße - Paedophile
>Meme Merchant - Autistic Underage Warmonger
>All Anime Nonces

>>138036162
>The UK has never lost sovereignty.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/R_(Factortame_Ltd)_v_Secretary_of_State_for_Transport

>>138036274
The state of you.

Dutch nigger no one wanted to click your link, so don't paste the fucking article here you shit stain

>>138036351
This.
We're a dying nation.
Shit economy, shit economic growth, shit navy despite being an Island, shit weather, shit people, shit everything.

Can't wait to leave this shit hole.

>>138032033
Topkek

>>138036439
I'm LARPing because the thread is dead.

>>138036428
Sauce?

>>138036452
You Brits... never care about factual considerations. You will die without EU... why leave! Based on MYTH OF FARAGE! MYTH OF DAVIS! MYTHS UPON MYTHS!

>>138036550
Okay mate. Carry on.

>>138036439
He's arsehurt because I beat him in connect four.

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>>138021908
yes, but you have to admit his "Americans are fat" meme is so dank that it excuses everything!

>>138036706
How comes you haven't slept and are drinking this early pubeo?

Any good sleep aids I can buy otc or should I just buy ambien off the net? Anyone know what ambien is like and how much it costs btw?

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>>138021824
That picture is so embarrassingly retarded. As a burger whose lost over a hundred pounds, just give up as much cooked food as you can. The more raw the better. Read the Essene Gospel of peace. Stop consuming blood and milk. Fast one day a week. Learn about your lymph system. Jesus fucking Christ this board is so abhorrently controlled by (((interests))) and unfounded axioms installed during childhood.

>>138036782
Roll a cheeky one-skinner and drink a cup of tea

>>138036434
Don't forget the EU arrest warrant, whereby UK citizens can be removed from the country at the ruling of a foreign court

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When did the US fight the French?

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>>138036050
are you trying to push bremain?
you're gonna bregret that!
i had a big bowl of breggsit on toast for brexfast and i'm ready to smash some bremoaners for brunch

the old
>we were lied to by the media
hint: we know

>when was the last time you actually went online ... and checked out the claims you read about in a newspaper story?
why write this in a newspaper, truly a death knell for the establishment media

>when was the last time you asked an MEP about the workings of the EU
I know enough, and my MEP never replies, too busy eating taxpayer funded sandwhiches

>can we look objectively at ...
no
that time has gone
we radical now

NUKE THE CHANNEL!

>>138036862
Mad little vegan cuck detected.

Please fuck off with your new agey pussy way of eating.

>>138036862
>As a burger whose lost over a hundred pounds
Not everyone diets to lose weight, you fat cunt

>>138036589
Just myth off.

>>138036903
The argument falls apart the second you look at statute primacy, I didn't even need to go into as much depth as I did.

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>>138036589
>Being economically tied to Greece
>Being politically tied to Germany
>Antagonising Russia

>>138023181
We will free him come the revolution and you, faggot, will briefly take his place.

>>138036862
You're a faggot who is gay.

>>138036771
cos im a liteweight and i am stickin
bottle ae bucky and am oot ma chicken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLMU_84BLLM

>>138036862
Yes those cooked food interests. It's all (((them))) true Aryan lived off of twigs and rocks

>>138037042
Breivik killed Norwegian children, you faggot

>>138036956

In the French/Indian War.

Holy shit Keith Olberman knows more American history than you.

>>138037245
It wasn't the United States at that point..

Holy shit I know more about American history than you.

>>138037245

British America

>>138037340

I'm not retarded I was joking the whole time duh

can't get the fucking colour right

fuck this

fuck drawing

fuck alcohol

fuck brexit

fuck white people

Russia should just invade Europe tbqh

>>138021908
>>138022013
>>138022141
>>138022169
>>138022351
>>138022396
>>138022454
>>138023073
>>138023181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0faygWwffCw

Catholics worship Dagon.

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>>138036162

>no army is coming

>>138036218
do you actually believe this crap?

>It is a very democratic system with many checks and balances.
no mention of lobbying
no mention of IMF

the only accurate part is about the inefficiency
>Those committees might spend a year or more consulting, discussing, getting feedback, before presenting a proposal

>>138036288
> he is not the ‘dictator’ of the EU, he is just the head of the EU’s civil service

>>138036351
now i realise it's a troll ahaha

>The Eurozone. Crumbling, a disaster.... ? No. Greece has been sorted and is recovering well.

>Trade. Ah, trade. Here we go. It’s not really about ‘trade’,

fukoooff

>>138037473
Don't you dare give up on me you little faggot.

>>138037638
No papists allowed.

>>138037473
You'll be driving down a walkway in London or something now I'd say, we'll see it on the news.

>>138037848
As if London deserves me, I'm too good for London.

>>138037245
Technically, the US didn't exist yet. So it was the British and it's colonies in America that fought the French.

>>138038084
Countdown, lads

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God I hate being stuck inside with nothing to do.

Two years ago I revelled in being a shut-in. Now I find it unbearable.

>>138037543
Fuck off and grovel at the feet of your Chechen masters

>>138038562
Fucking mong get up off your fat ass and go outside

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>>138038269

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>at the vigil they chanted "we are not scared"
>they say after video footage of them running away and screaming

>>138038562
What have you done in the last 2 years to change it around

>>138038562
There's always a way out, anon.

weasy

caugh

Giz a sniff of ya knickers love

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Afternoon, lads.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/hungerford_massacre

BBC totally wasn't sitting on this article until the next terrorist attack

>>138039331
Archived

http://archive.is/fArzc

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https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/aug/18/leaving-eu-without-deal-would-not-be-a-disaster-says-thinktank

>guardian says brexit no deal would be disaster
>heh see we told you so, it will be a disaster we are doomed

>guardian says it won't be a disaster
>WHAT! REEEE, ITS RIGHT WING LIES, FUNDED BY MURDOCH REEEE

im never drawing anything ever again

much less drunk

>>138039636
http://archive.is/NHxRJ

>>138039841
You should give up posting too

Goodbye.

>>138039998
Bye.

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>>138039998
>YKTD
>Rightly
>WN
is this the beginning of a new tripfag genocide?

>>138039998
bye

>>138040068
Bye

details

>>138040305
Don't get my hopes up you faggot

>>138040129
>>138040305
Bye

>>138040305
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>>138040068
I was only temporarily leaving the thread you dirty fucking NONCE.

>>138040305
>>138040440
bye

Popping down to the fridge lads, need anything?

>>138027269
Step on the gas.

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>>138040644

>>138040559
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>>138040873

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>>138036744
Dank indeed. I laughed so hard it fixed my teeth.

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>>138040896

tailgate

>>138041131
Isn't that just the RAF logo but rectangular?

>>138041404
Yes, I also found out later that it means I require medical assistance in the International Code of Signals

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>>138041950
Sadly accurate

>implying thats even food https://youtu.be/-i886pP5klo

I finished shading the door and was halfway through shading the hood before I realised im way too drunk to salvage this

>>138042205
You're really cool, I want to be your friend.

>>138042205
What you drinking?

Racist in Greggs etc.

>>138042391
Fermented cum.

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This has been one of our worst threads in recent memory. I don't want to name any names but you know who you are.

>>138043040
WN, Eddie, Bomber Rimmer

>>138042205
Just post it cunt.

>>138043080
Lick my balls nonce, you know you want to.

Guys I am getting more scared that Society is really fucked, A while ago I was thinking things were going to turn around with Trump and Brexit (Not that trump was the best) but now I see society being slowly destroyed.

Is it over guys?

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>>138043080

>>138042849
Eddie's?

>>138043448
You're a disgrace

>>138043558
you're a paedophile

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>>138021824
That's kind of rude if I was being perfectly honest. Completely true though.

>>138043080
Cheers la

fuck the tripcunts.
remember to filter them
they are honestly detritus.
fuck this gay thread

>>138043619
During the middle of Saturday afternoon the party head of security, Martin Reynolds, texted me to inform me that Tommy William’s tendentious and lying filth about me had been taken down. It appears that not only is this not the case but the criminal abuse has got ten times worse.

I have given a lot of time and effort to this party over the last 4 years. I am now being accused repeatedly of being a paedophile on the Internet by one of your quote unquote old mates.

I am sick and tired of the human scum and vermin which proliferate in such shallows waters. To be accused of being a child abuser is amongst the lowest thing that can possibly be imagined. To even refute such allegations from criminal psychopaths like these is beneath one’s dignity.

None the less, I REFUTE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEIR LIES AS DISTASTFUL GARBAGE.

I will seek to have police action carried out against this vile Internet site, but I also intend to resign as cultural officer, advisory council member and member of the BNP. I do not wish to associate-even tangentially-with such low-grade lycanthropes and psychotic criminals. Williams, I gather, is a convicted drug dealer and career criminal with a string of convictions.

I have many other and better things to do with my life in future.

The stench of this rabble, lumpen and canaille is displeasing to me. I shall devote myself to the world of the arts from which I originate and to which I shall return.

Yours ever
Jonathan Bowden

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>>138043448
Is this an admission that you're underage?

I push frozen berries into my anus

I am a tree

Happening in finland?

>>138044262
Nothing happens in Finland

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>>138044262
>One image showed a body on the ground
>The body had been covered

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>>138044328
>>138044586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

stabbings in finland

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What does Brit/pol/ drive?

>>138045589
>I waited for this
Hmm

>>138045589
You forgot to mention the 'chad chariot' is always on the back of a recovery vehicle

>>138045589
>Handles corners like Rightly So Handel's his emotional problems
Lost

>>138045589
Actually pretty good pubes

Fuck lads... I'm really thinking about paying 100 or so quid for an hour with a dominatrix. The idea of being tied up and humiliated and whipped is just too enthralling to never fulfill.

Oh. They are actually going to ban hire vans lol

Well done I suppose.

I just snoozed for 3 hours.

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>>138046192
>Handel's his emotional problems

uwotm8

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>>138047546

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G'day lads. Finished work an hour ago so I finally wrote up the script. I did it in python because it's what I know best, even if it's pretty inefficient line-wise.

I'll be setting it up on the server later today (its 1am here) so britpol.xyz should start automagically redirecting to the threads by tomorrow.

> not a vegan diet
Pleb tier diet
Do you want to die of hearth dissease and diabetes. Also living as a moral hypocrite

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>>138047862
Well done lad

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>>138047862
>Python
absolutely disgusting

>>138046706
>not having a kinky girlfriend.

>>138047862
>data mining this hard

Does Rightly's sister have nice feet, dox anon?

>>138047862
is this a video game

bloop bleep

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Start storing food.

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Reminder this is rightly

>>138049606
we must claim doggerland for ourselves

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fuck sake missed the palace drop this morning

>>138049876
NEW THREAD


>>138049876
NEW THREAD
>>138049876
NEW THREAD
>>138049876
NEW THREAD

>>138047862
Truly a Brit/pol/ hero. Well done, mate.

>>138047862
Did anyone ask for this?

>>138045589
These things aren't meant to have alliteration. It literally makes them less funny.

>>138045589
>he got so butthurt he included me in it last minute

>>138046058
Fucking kek

>>138050190
No, but I don't like outer/pol/. No-one's going to force you to use it Ed.

>>138050510
I'm suspicious.

>>138050190
I think its a good idea. Thread splitters and format destroyers will be out of business.

>>138050616
How so? Anyone can datamine /pol/ without a link anyway in fewer lines of code.

>>138050789
I don't know...

>>138025690
piss easy I passed and only revised the night before do all of these about 3 times http://m.toptests.co.uk