BREAKING: NORTH KOREA THREATENS GUAM WITH FOUR MISSILES

UPDATE

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>>136751896

Soon

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>>136751896

Quickly! Kim must see the updated map!

OH MY GOD LOOK WHAT TIME IT IS

is time to go to bed

YAWWWN so sleepy

>>136751896
oy vey

drumpfer blumpfer btfo

>pre emptive strike
>Oh herro we use this manny missle. Watch out they nasty ok goodbye

>>136751896
The lines appear to leading towards San Diego in California, Austin in Texas, Washington DC, and the islands of Hawaii.

>>136751896
Kim strikes tonight

youtube.com/watch?v=LkY-GXuOHa8

>>136752643
Russian cuck.

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>>136752643

>>136752643
Thank you........ I will target my missiles accordingly.

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>>136752643

>>136751896
Fairly specific for a threat?

Sounds like bargaining to me.

>>136751783
OR YOU WILL BE SLAVE!

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>>136751896
WILL ATTACK THE WATER around Guam
>will attack the water around Guam

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False flag incoming for Rothschild bank and "democracy" greatest Korea you will be missedoing
Press f to pay respects

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Wow. How will big, tough "bomb the shit out of them" Drumpf ever recover? Is he just gonna shake around and stumble over his words with his arms crossed like a little bitch?

Drumpf is getting fuckin' roasted again.

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>>136752989

Deep state, lap bitch.

>>136751896
Rural NC here all jokes aside been groups of military choppers flying low right over my house off and on all day usually three of the big uns with missiles with one smaller one in the group.

>>136751896
k keep me posted

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>>136752643

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>>136751896
HAPPENING

>>136751896
no you dumb fucking gooks you have to nuke California.

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>>136751896
i cant wait for steve to review nork military rations

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>>136752643
This

>>136752643
Now to get Trump to retweet it...

Has anyone considered that perhaps Kim just does not like water very much?

>>136753437
Where in the great land of the united states would you ever muster doped up hipsters to replace California's populace should North Korea nuke it ?

Dear Mr Trump.
Please do not retaliate if North Korea targets California, Hawaii, Chicago, Baltimore, or New york........

>>136751896
Sounds like complete bullshit, really.

>>136753059
Yep. I'm pretty glad we ended up with someone who can get things done simply using strong words.

You can completely shut down NK without firing a shot by crippling China's economy.

>>136751896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb_7zwIO7xY
Cool video to see some of NK

>attack waters near guam
>waters
>near
wow it's fucking nothing

>>136752643
EMP PLEASE DESTROY SILICON VALLEY

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>tfw nuclear NTR'd

>>136753704
P.S.
Please make check payable for the bombing of those areas to Lil Kim with thanks from the American Russian voter.

>>136752989
Everyone wants Cali Nuked you commie faggot.

>>136753215
Faggot shill go to bed

guam's like "what the fuck is a north korea?"

>>136753450
I like to watch this but just when he eats the real old ones.

>>136753190
F

>>136754024
If he attacks the water, Drumpf loses

>>136751896
pshhh only 4 I'm waiting for 5 bring it

>tiny dick kim

I hope NK strikes first. I pray for it, that way we have nothing holding us back from wiping little Kim off the face of the fucking earth.

If california gets nuked then single payer could be instituted

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DO IT YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS GET IT OVER WITH

>>136752643
Seriously, Guam does more positive for the country than this literal turd.

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>>136752932
Dont blue ball me anon.

>>136751896
I wish this fat fuck would do it already!!! LET'S GET IT ON!!!!!!! WAR WAR WAR ..... MUHAHAHAH
beautiful destruction!!!!!!

>>136752643
based

>>136754536
Rare

>>136754481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTz93Y-qeq0

>>136754738
when were you last on /pol/ anon?

Bureau 121 here, we didn't hack Sony dear leader loved that movie.

Dear Lil Kim....
How are you? I am fine too. I am a Russian that voted for Trump. My favorite color is Orange. I like to play with my guns too. Would you nuke California? Maybe Canada too. Also if it would not be too much trouble please nuke Obama's house. Keep in mind he got evicted from his last house by a white guy. Its easy to find his new house as there is a big black Tranny in the garden.

>>136753450
His channel is great background watching when I eat dinner

>>136754872
Every day for sense moot made the board. I'm a new fag.

>>136751896
Load of nonsense, huh?

Coming from the country built entirely on nonsensical rhetoric.

>>136752953
so fake lol

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WHY DIDN'T WE ELECT HER

SHE WOULD HAVE SOLVED THIS PEACEFULLY

>>136751896
Fuck those gooks.

It's funny how north korea always made vague threats and now because Trump is on office they decide to pull this. They know Trump is retarded

>>136755035
weclome fellow pede

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>The fate of US regional power in the east boils down to two wannabe Chads who only can stand in each other faces screeching "WHAT YOU GONNA DO BRO THROW A PUNCH I DARE YOU PUSSY"
The first cold war was boring as fuck, this will be boring as fuck. The Norks leveraged themselves into a position where its politically impossible to do anything about them without major fallout. Kim knows Trump cant politically afford to do anything and knows Trump cant help himself to not run his mouth.
Doesnt matter who was the president in this position because theres no political capital in the US to afford them the power to go in and remove Kim.
Kim can talk all the shit he wants, do what he wants, because he knows no one will do anything about it. It would take a truly madman "fuck it we're doing it live" decision out of Trump to go fuck the gooks up. As long as Kim isnt really baited into making Guam the "Fort Sumter" of his undoing, he's got nothing really to worry about.
No one will do anything.

What the fuck did Guam ever do

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>>136753450
>it's empty
>some marijuana cigarettes, nice!

>>136755362
he isn't. with north korea these IR decisions are sort of life-or-death and I think when the stakes are high like this, you tend to think very clearly. the nukes are the icing on the cake. if nothing happens here, north korea is just going to continue existing and we'll realize it's a waste of energy and stop talking about it so much.

>>136751896
>threaten a specific location with semi-specific timeframe of action
Is Kim strategically retarded, or is it an attempt at misdirection?

>>136755494
>laced with meth
>"For all your forced marches and hunger pains," Dear Leader Kim (PBUH)

>>136755936
He's not going to do shit, as always.

>>136755494
fucking hell -opens can grass mixed with rice. dessert is a picture of glorious leader.

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>>136755936
He's trolling. He knows Trump cant actually afford politically to attack him, but knows Trump will talk shit. He's trying to cuck him like Iran and Syria cucked Obama. And it will work, because no one wants to deal with the bullshit the flare up of Korean War would bring.
Trump will look like a bag of hot air weakening US political capital in the region, which is what China wants, which is why China backs Kim. Or Trump will bog us down in another Iraq style shitfest. Either way, the slanted jew wins.
Its 2017 and trolling each other is the political meta. Lines in the sand just opens you up to assblasting, its great bait.

>>136755387
It's never threatened anyone. It's completely guamless.

>>136753264
Also from NC, I'm seeing Ospreys around Alamance, Greensboro area

>>136756809
>guamless

full of nukes and a major military airbase

>>136752989
It's recommended to lurk before you post, newfriend

>>136757084
They're nukes of peace.

>>136754040
Due to cloud based computing, nuking silicon valley wouldn't cause much of an effect.

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>>136753772

anyone find it hilarious that the don will likely start WW3 from his private golf course...

>>136753264
Im in Charleston, my boat shop is next door to the APC repair facility. They've been moving out extreme amounts of MRAPs and other trucks. The air force base has been flying transports out nonstop, f16s have been leaving nonstop, the naval weapons station is the most active Ive seen in a while.

They're posturing big time moving equipment overseas, thats for sure, but I doubt anything of substance will happen.

If theres any Norfolk anons, they'll probably report high navy activity as well.

>>136757273
Just like wilhelm started ww1 outside of germany.

>>136755135

The hypocrisy of a Clinton saying somebody is being too friendly with North Korea, I can't handle it

>>136757433
sure, don is going to start WW3, BUT LOOK AT SHILLERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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All of you fags are over reacting. It's the current year, and he had been treatening us for many years. He won't bomb Guam, Jew York, or El Paso. He's all talk. The majority of the population is all talk. The day he uses nuclear weapons on us is going to be the day we all die, so it won't even matter.

>>136757364
sure can, lots of air traffic at the base. would guess they're loading up the carriers.

>>136755936
very likely this shit is being fabricated by the media to cause a crisis and get ratings

>>136757802
screaming fake news wont save you from nuclear fallout.

>>136758000
you bought into the hysteria that led to it, not me

>>136753450
Nice hiss

>>136757715
Yea, Ive been monitoring the logistic vessels on marinetraffic. The Comfort just moved out in the last few days, lots of materials going out. Increased coastie action. Im assuming the fighters moving out from here were headed your way.