i think i will call a prostitute to end my 28 yrs virginity.

>>136251878
Just call me. I'll come round and you can penetrate my tight little hole. Gay male here, also no gay shit I am straight.

>>136251878
>i think i will call a prostitute to end my 28 yrs virginity.
Do it anon. You should've done it years ago to get it over with, it's not a big deal but you're driving yourself mad brah.

>>136251878
its fine anon. be careful not to get a disease ok?

>>136251991
the best thing of this fucking site is that you always get some fucking dumb reply unlike the street out there everyone just want money for their own services. i don't have money for a house but i can afford sex.

>>136251878
wait taiwan. Tell me. Is prostitution socially acceptable in Taiwan, china, hong kong? I see so many chinese girls working as prostitutes in sydney

>>136252157
How much will she cost?

Inb4 6000

>>136252164
there is no society here, it's all about money.

>>136252251
yes that's the price in TWD for 1 hr

>>136251991
>am straight.
As long as your balls don't newton's cradle together, your good

OP you have nothing to lose try anal with males

>>136251878

Fuck her feet for me, Taiwan girls have top tier footpussy.

Is Taiwan nice to visit? My (Japanese) wife and I wouldn't want to go to Worst China.

>>136251878
I'm not going to lie to you, I work 3 hours a day and earn $220k/year

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>>136252264
Are you telling me people dont judge you if youre a prostitute there?
>>136252303
Dont do it. Thats a lot of money. Can you even cum inside with no condom?

Pic is me

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>>136251878
>How pathetic me is.
Why is this so funny.

>>136252555
but the Taliban don't pay that much????

>>136251878

Hey TrueChinanon, what party do you vote for?

>>136252555
>I work 3 hours a day and earn $220k/year
well life is unfair look at bezos and zuckerberg.

>>136252555
Opium is very profitable

>>136252303
>$200 for some pussy

LMAO @ ur life

>>136251878
Nah dude - if you're going to do it, just get a good raw blowjob from a hooker with no cold sore. If you fuck her, you'll need a condom and you won't get the full experience. just my .60 ntw

>>136252714
親民黨, kmt and dpp are puppets for china and usa

>>136251878
Go for it, but only to get rid of this idea of yourself as a 'virgin' if it's holding you back

After that, INVEST in yourself. Invest time and effort, and if you need to money. Being attractive to women is not something that's inherent to your personality, it's more a set of skills and habits that can be developed

>>136252729
I want to learn from you. You people are so matter of fact.

Come to Australia youll be more hard working than most people.

>>136252729
Zuckerberg perhaps. But Bezos worked his ass off to get to where he is today. He deserves it.

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>>136251878
do it right away and get the stink of virginity off of you
low value women around you will sense it and start making themselves available

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>>136252706
Hi-quality Aussie bantz

>>136252916
Dont forget palmer lucky. Net worth of nearly $1bil in his early 20s. You dont become financially free by working for someone else. You need entrepreneurial spirit

>>136251878
Do it nigger. Jerk off in the toilet before you fuck her.

>>136252870
all i need to australia is 2 things:
1.work visa
2.Tax number

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>>136251878
>tfw 27yo touchless kissless virgin
>tfw too scraed to get a prostitue

wat do?

>>136251878

first, gr8 pic
second, death to Chyna
lastly, watch out for sexually-transmitted diseases

>t. manilafag virgin who firmly believes 2D > 3D

>>136253150
Just rape them ahmed

>>136252937
But virginity is a virtue worth protecting. Also sex before marriage leads to greater possibilities of divorce.

>>136253148
How hard is it for you to get a work visa?

>>136252858
>親民黨

PFP supports unification with the ROC that's about as cucked as you can get, the KMT is the only true Chinese party.

>>136253221
I'm wh*te male tho

>>136253150

....emigrate to burgerland and bang a german-american qt?

>>136253292

PRC*

>>136253266
>Hindu talking about virtue while simultaneously burning his mother alive on his dead father's carcass

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>>136252658
>>How pathetic me is.
>Why is this so funny.

You can fuck my boipucci!!! I can get dress like a qt!!

>>136253285
i have to find an employer in australia first which is impossible for me.

>>136252303
Dang only $200USD its like petty cash... how do i order?

>>136253285
i studied physics in NTHU which gave me 6 years of unemployment, thanks.

>>136251878
I really dont understand how any man can be virgin at that age. I'm a 25 yo scrawny manlet with no job and ive fucked 10 girls. Dating a new girl now and next date we're fucking 100%. Only 1 of the 10 was a whale too, obviously im not getting 10/10 girls but most have been around a 5-6. I dont see the problem, lower your fucking standards and take whatever cunt is throwing itself at you. This only applies if you're White btw if not you should kys already but you know this.

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>>136252303
Only 20 bucks are you serious

>>136253266
virginity is a virtue for women only
men must spread their seed
you should have at least one bastard child before you ever get married

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>>136251878
How pathetic you is?
Very, it didn't came to your mind to call for prostitutes like decade ago, eh?
Man up, be the chink in a shiny armor.

>>136253514
add LINE:7895432 find a whore pic in her post
install LINE come to taiwan

>>136251878
Sex is overrated. Our culture puts way too much emphasis on sex, and it has turned us into humping cattle, freaks who watch trap sex, and leads to normalizing pedos.

We're not circling the drain we just went straight down.

>>136252870
Ching chong detected

>>136253447
Why not? Theres plenty of chinese businesses who might be able to take you but for below minimum Australian wage.

Minimum Australian wage is pretty high anyway at $18.29AUD per hour

Being able to speak english and chinese is an asset in Australia .

Maybe you can come here on a holiday visa and try to get someone to vet for you so you can return with a work visa

>>136251878
Stupid faggot, you can marry Asian girls without race mixing and you're not doing it

>>136253575
You're delusional, and most of you just larp here.

>>136253558

so sorry Sven but here the women are disgusting cum suckers or single mothers
at least my fellow jungle nigs understand this fact, and maybe why the flip population is decreasing a bit fast

>>136253605
So it isnt legal in taiwan but it isnt really frowned upon?

>>136253575
15 yrs old level thinking

>>136253605
Just thinking about the amount of dick she sucked and the possibility of her carrying 5 different stds turns me on

Why don't you just buy an 18 yr old Vietnamese wife, they cost the same amount.

>>136253565
are you retarded?

>>136253826
Post screenshots anon. I cbf instslling line

>>136253826
Well in the law it's only legal in designated area but no governor has ball to set up such area for people in taiwan are stupidly fucking conservative.

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>>136253150
please help

>>136253097

Do you also eat a snack right before going to the restaurant?

>>136254010
If people are stupidly conservative how do girls have the courage to sell their vaginas?
Dont they care about losing face?

>>136254010
Did you call the hoe yet?

>>136253328
>german-american
>(Anything)-american

>>136254010

DESIGNATED

>>136253927
I can't understand how mail order works. Like, most men that do it are old af, so why don't the girls leave them as soon as they've the citizenship, to marry a younger and better dude ?

>>136254095
>If people are stupidly conservative how do girls have the courage to sell their vaginas
>what is poverty
>what is drug addiction

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>>136253565
Never mind I forgot a zero

>>136251991
>gay
>tight
Also why do you want to be fucked by a tiny dicked taiwanese?


>>136251878
Just get it done if you think that is really important.

>>136251878
Is that the hooker's pic OP? Not impressed. She looks like student slut doing it for a quick easy buck on the side.

You need a professional.

>>136254095
because people gotta eat,drink,pay rent,raise children.

>>136254193
No fuck you i dont believe this reasoning.

>>136254010
And what do you think about taiwanese women? Fun to fuck? Or just like dead starfish that just lay there until you are done? Some asian birds are fucking semon demons and others are like fucking a wet sponge...

>>136254210
Thats part of the appeal. The GFE

>>136254039
Use grindr and find a boy willing to fuck you

>>136251878
Just be sure to use one of those plastic penis extensions so the whore can actually enjoy it.

>>136251878
Come India

I want to lose my virginity too but I'm afraid that once I know what sex is like I'll be more butthurt about not getting it. Plus I'm a cheapskate.

>>136251878
Do it Taiwan brother! Best believe if I lived there I'd have already done it. I don't know how you live in your ethnic home country and not get some. At least I have an excuse. You don't.

>>136253794
I'm what these idiots call "jungle nig" and no I don't understand b/c it's literally just you assholes. You can barely even call yourself Asian.

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>paying for sex
TOP KEK.

DESU tho Taiwan, I here that prostitution is a big deal in Taiwan and they have brothers in hotels. Can you confirm?

>>136254039
Are you cute kraut ? Are you blonde and blue eyed ?

>>136254247
But shes 23. What children? Eat, drink, pay rent. she can do that with a normal job.
Whats the red pill on face culture? Dont people care a lot about not losing face If theyre a prostitute?

>>136253150
It depends. No one gonna give u a solid advice based on the little info u provided. Hit the gym, get a job, join a social group - simply get yourself sorted Germanbro.

>>136254286
i have no sex experience, they are pretty lawful and not fun. they care about children's future, they know all men just wanna fuck them and they wanna married with big bucks,house ,car and plane tickets.

>>136254436
Why would anyone leave Taiwan for India?

>>136254188
When it comes to Vietnamese I think a lot of chinks and Koreans buy them. The men aren't that old, just not wealthy enough to impress local women. Often it goes to shit even if they are close in age.

>>136254313
He's a vigin, 28. Young inexperienced sluts are good at lying still and getting fucked. Op can't fuck. His chances of getting a stiffy with this slut are the same as me flopping a straight with an ace five. Unlikely.

别上瘾。

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>>136251878
>tfw chinese people who don't want to be recognized block their mouth instead of their eyes since that part looks the same

>>136253794
Im not well versed in things asian. Only experience is my former Boss was a chineese ugly roastie who would get me drunk at work and insisted on us dating. I aint fucking no Ching Ching discount pussy. Maybe if i was desperate but she also had a kid.

>>136253150
Seriously meine Deutsche bruder, tell us more.

Education ?
Physical appearance (face/10, height, build) ?
Money ? Job ?
Social skills ?

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>>136253150
Be a chad nazi and start lifting.

>>136254179

i fucking hate non-white America

>>136254751
RiP my sides

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>>136252630
>Chink
>Australian

>>136251878
Do it faggot!Call some qt asian girl for 1h or so.Pay good price though or you will get shitty ones.
T.Nationalistic republic of China

>>136254744
T.Chink island Hong Kong 2.0 but free

>>136254480
>brothers in hotels
some rumors, not confirmed yet.

>>136254877
My mum sucked a lot of white dicks to secure citizenship to bring me to Australia and obtained citizenship for me. Dont laugh at me you fucking terrorist

>>136251878
>me is
its i am

>>136251878
yeah once you do it you realize it is nothing special. it only means anything if you both love each other

>>136254286
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGYgTZbJTRI

>>136252026

>>136254731
What do you mean he wont get an erection?

>>136253150
literally stop being a pussy.. just find some 20 year old to date you. they dont know shit about sex so youll be no worse than the clueless dudes she fucked before

>>136254582
kek, that's what you think because they peg you as a provider

>>136254992
What are aussies doing with you there?Even Chinks who go to Aussieland start to shitpost is it a national sport?

>>136254752

....just stay away from Asian pussy. They are gonna make sure you make them pregnant, and then squeeze your wallets empty as they enjoy their vanity
I may be a virgin weeb but i have heard too many horror stories from cumdumps themselves regarding their """fun""" from men, alpha or otherwise

Sounds like your real problems are shitty job and low income. Getting laid won't help... much

Sorry you have a shit life Taiwanbro. I'm thinking about moving there for a while. I spent some time there and really liked it

>>136251878
Move to America, problem solved

I went to Taipei a few years ago and I really enjoyed it. The girls were the only attractive ones I saw in Asia and the weather was nice. I would definitely live there in a heartbeat.

>>136252555
Bro, Debbie-Wasserman Shultz is looking for her laptop.

>>136251878
jesus it took me like twenty minutes online to get some chick over there to send me nudes.. she had a dick tho

>>136255241
>Asian virgin
>Moving to America would fix this

kek

>>136254582
Yeah right. Why dont you take yourself off on a sex holiday to thailand and bang hookers for a week or two. Learn a thing or two from the farangs hanging out in the bars.

>>136255212
It's part of the Australian citizenship curriculum. They put you in a room and they randomly select a 4chan thread of a board of your choosing and you demonstrate your shitpost abilities for an hour

>>136255231
Tell me the stories, I am desperately trying to get rid of my yellow fever

>>136255380
Because he earns less than US minimum wage.

Check your privilege

>not being white and bleaching qts for free

>>136255193
>20 year olds dont know shit about sex

what are you living under a rock? they are full blown sluts by that stage grandpa

>>136255385
Since the "No Blacked" rule the success rate collapsed tho.

>>136252264
So...it's like America?

>>136255114
Of course not. She'll just stand there naked and he's a porn addict. Young sluts don't want to do any work to get it up and if they do it it's nothing like porn. Small gook dick, her sour face, virgin insecurities, it will all add up. She's gotta be a professional who does prostitution as a career.

>>136255385
kek

>>136252630

>Pic is me
it is not you larping faggot. hahaha

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>>136252264
So basicaly like everywhere?
I am not surprised nationalist republic of China.

>>136255200
well my mom peg me as a provider other women just friendzone me.

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>>136255525
I passed the citizenship test before i was old to go to school.

>>136253931
He's American.

>>136255114
It's a pretty common phenomena. He'll be pretty nervous so if she just lays there nothing's gonna happen. I was 22 when I had my first time and she had to blow me for a little bit before I stuck it in. Below 35 most ED is just a mental thing

>>136255439
My gf is from Vietnam, she's very nice, she also doesn't want to get pregnant yet.

Also, why are there so many goddamn French in Vietnam?

>>136255626
Fuck u
https://youtu.be/wlUUFifTCho

>>136252870
Fuck off you traitor cunt. Only a gook would invite another gook. You will be put in the gas chambers soon enough.

>>136255765
you clearly have never studied history

>>136251878
just do it, then you will see that it is was no big deal, sure sex is fun but its certainly better with someone you actually love and care about. I would not jerk off for at least 2 months before doing it though, you will have a bit anxiety the first time, so it is always good if you're easily aroused and don't drink alcohol...

>>136255737
you have a JUST face

>>136255826
It's just bants my white overlords. I would never align myself with them

>>136251878
IKTF
I'm losing my virginity to an Escort if I don't lose it in a month.
If there's a happening on the 23rd of september I'm not dying a virgin.

>>136255940
*I'm 22

>>136255856
It's better with someone you love but in my experience it really helped me with talking to girls and putting myself out there. I'm just not sure if getting an escort is the right thing to do

>>136253150
Sort yourself out
Speak the truth
Pay attention
Gain the ability to potentially provide for a family
Bear your responsibilities
Subordinate yourself to your ideal you
Improve yourself in every way that could lead to that ideal
Never sacrifice who you can be for who you are

Do the future authoring program https://www.selfauthoring.com/future-authoring.html , think about what you really want from life and how you could reach that goal and then go out and do it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uuRtx_BCjQ

Those are probably the most important things you can do to improve your situation. As far as the situational framework goes, women generally are more into guys who are 3 to 5 years older than them. So you're in the perfect age spot to grap some 21yo pussy and take her off the market. But you gotta improve yourself first man.

>>136255439

>be me
>used to work at a hospital
>have an alpha co-worker with a thousand FB friends
>he didn't show to work one day
>his friend told me during lunch that the co-worker had knocked up THREE women he banged on several occasions
>alpha co-worker actually liked creampies and now the families of the three pregnant girls are hunting him down
>two months later the alpha co-worker got ran over by a bus and died, and i know this because his family on FB posted on his wall

>>136254992
I'm laughing at your mom then
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>136253605
Line is like the Asian version of Kik or Whatsapp in case you guys didn't know.

>>136255826
please come to taiwan aussieland should be white.

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>>136255923
'Fuck off we are full' is our national anthem. Shitposting anything else on 4chan is treason.

>>136256082
no one wants to hear shitty flip stories of shitty flips

>>136256082
i bet he jumped in front of it on purpose

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>>136256095
Hey fuck you now my entire family just gets welfare and we dont have to do anything.

Pic is me with 10 years of welfare
>>136256208
Btw i will be going to guangzhou and was wondering what i should tell them if they ask me what i do as a profession? Im just a welfare leech

>>136251878
>>>/r9k/

>>136256082
I recently watched a documentary about western men traveling to the philippines to fuck your women and when they impregnate them they just leave for their home country again. Which one is the bigger problem for your country? The hookers or the suitors?

>>136253299
go to a gentlemen's spa and tell the whore that you're clueless
there are some that get off on being the teacher
it may even get you some freebies

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>>136256240

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>>136252303
>200 USD an hour
come to argentina, most escorts (not filthy street hookers) charge between 60 and 100 USD an hour.

>>136255680
>he gets pegged by his mom
you keep yourself in the friendzone by acting like a friend

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>>136251878
The eternal gooks need to be purged from this board.

>>136256328
>Chink sucking welfare from shitposters
Just stay out of my country faggot

>>136256328
公務員. they fucking respect that and it get fucking society approval.

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>>136251878
Listen Hop Sing, dont waste a weeks pay from your shit job on one hour of use of a whores hole. Get one of your loser friends to take a bunch of pictures of you. Chinks love taking pics. Download three dating apps and use the best pics your zipperhead friend took of you in your profile. Spend an hour minimum writing a witty, interesting profile. Dont be negative in the profile or your interactions with chicks on the apps. Dont act overly interested when talking to them. Do this and send a few messages each day and in one month you will have 5.0 pussy or better to poke with your rice dick.

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>>136256240
>we;re full
uhm sorry sweetie but you're wrong

>>136256494
>Civil servant
More like Civil plague

>>136256328
>10 years of welfare
how? your commie gov't actually doles out expropriated money to cunts who haven't worked in 10 years? why is anyone even working there?

>>136256328
>Pic is me with 10 years of welfare
>mfw these people actually exist
subhuman piece of shit, the fucking welfare system is so fucking retarded.

>>136252157
But you have a house.

>>136256460
You have bigger problems than aussies m8

>>136251878
BurgerKike here, tell me, my chink anon, what do you do for a living where you are making so little money?

>>136256636
fuck you beamter

>>136253391
Wot?

>>136255765
Ancient colony. We are the reason why they write with latin letters.

>>136256328
fucking cunt. I work hard and pay tax and you take it. Fuck off from our country and dont come back. We had a good place here before you gooks and shitskins came here.

>>136256711
Yes so what
I sometimes like to do things that make me forget about these bigger problems

>>136256740
>tfw I'm literally beamter
kek

>>136256610
Inhabitable land in Australia is overcrowded, and the country is in constant situation of hydric stress. They're full.

>>136256705
3 apartments , 1 houses each has 3 rooms but that's all my parents property and they don't wanna sell it.

I think it is good to lose your virginity to 1 after the age of 21, it really inhibits you being one after that age
It's pronly what I will end up doing soon. ican't think clearly because my mind is all fucked up because my body doesn't understand why it hasn't happened yet

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>>136256610
>FULL
No discussion faggot. We are full.

>>136256082
Other stories ?

>>136256610
That pic ignores that like 75% of Australia'a land is some of the least inhabitable terrain in the world. Whereas virtually all of South Korea is inhabitable.

>>136253565
being this retard

>>136255978
fuck escorts and that bullshit i support death penalty for them

get on eire/pol/ later on ya egit

>>136251878
stupid chinaman, why do you care about virginity?
Why don't you care that for the entire history of china your people have been slaves?

Why don't you want to be a hero, and do something amazing like kill your president or something?

Put some effort into life, you don't deserve any better until you do, and then, your reward will be in death.

>>136256778
>We had a good place here before you gooks and shitskins came here
I feel you Ausbro, I really do.

>>136256778
My white overlords. I am forever on welfare because i am unworthy of contributing to this great country. I get job offers but i tell them to give it to the next anglo Australian. All i can do i use my welfare to stimulate the economy.

I hope you understand i am on welfare not because i refuse to work because im lazy. I refuse to work because there are people who needs it

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>>136252842
Bruh, you'd pay more than that for a gf

>>136256494
What? Im not a civil servant. I just collect welfare

>>136256998
Just move back to China then you fucking parasite

>>136255798
larp detected

>>136257021
But a hooker cannot love you and emotionally support you when things get rough

>>136256952
For lads like me who have hit the point where it's affected the way we think They're kind of necessary
But aye I'll be on

>>136257113
>shows trip
>video has same trip
>it's larp
What

>>136253150
Nutten kosten 30€ im Puff und das sind oft irgendwelche Rumäninnen oder Bulgarinnen, die hübsch seib können. Das erste mal ist echt nichts besonderes. Besorg dir vorher auch Viagra oder Cialis und nimm ne Viertel Tablette. Sonst läufst du Gefahr aus Nervosität keinen hoch zu kriegen

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>>136256915
Only thing you are full of is uneducated white trash and bullshit artists. There's plenty of habitual land there in Australia.

>>136257092
tell them you are civil servant because it's good looking white collar job and economically stable.

>>136257108
Shut up norway. Australia is not your business

>>136257276
Australia sucks.

>>136255680
>>136256453
this should be your response to girls who friendzone you
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I66aySW4le8

>>136256610
What the fuck is this sweetie bullshit? Is this the new libcuck attempt at snark?

That type of sarcasm doesn't accomplish what you think it does, sweetie.

>>136251878
Make sure it's someone who charges a lot and makes you get tested. You just want to be careful with this kind of thing.

>>136257352
Dont insult my Australia

>>136257220
>Gefahr aus Nervosität keinen hoch zu kriegen
what an exquisite language, thank god krauts lost ww2

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>>136256836
I will forgive your lack of reading comprehension because you're French.

>>136256944
Learn to read nigger.

>>136251878
fuck a china girl at a massage parlor for 100

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>>136257234
Cheers for the compliments bro. /pol/ can be so hostile sometimes. Nice to know when we are appreciated.

>There's plenty of habitual land there in Australia.

But that part is total rubbish. We are full.

>>136257505
At least you speak it
Thank God for austria

>>136257249
What offer does she do?
Cum in mouth?
Raw sex?
Anal?
Cum on face?

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>>136257428
Oh okay then big man. Does that make you feel better? >>>/r9k/

>>136257505
Slavic languages sound way more retarded amini siktigim kavati

>>136257415
i already did that to those friendzone me, in chinese.

>>136257092
What's the difference?

>>136257642
1hr of whatever the fuck you do violence besides.

>>136257742
Stop treating those girls like you're their friend. You're not there to be a friend.

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>>136257579
>We are full.
No you're not.

>>136257696
irrelevant, your betters have clearly shown their preference for oogabooga and sandnigger speak
we speak in supersonic lead projectiles anyway

>>136257761
Welfare gets 1/5 the money civil servants do but in exchange you put in zero hours of work

>>136257805
You won't need an hour m8

>how pathetic me is
You need to stop talking like cookie monster and start talking like sex monster you faggot chink

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>>136257234
Learn English or get a device with better auto-correct and stop being a low-rent nigger.

>>136257696
Haha so true! Well said my friend! Wanna know something even more funny? The only language that sounds more retarded than Slavic ones is Turkish! More commonly known as roach language. Haha!

>>136256208
Nationalist republic of China don't you whant to expand your colonial borders in Australia?Why would you care about Australia staying mostly European?

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>>136253150
but honestly I'm the same

>>136251878
草泥馬盧瑟

>>136257530
That sandnigger deserves to get gassed. I can't even understand how someone could be so entitled.

>LET ME IN AND ADAPT TO ME

>>136251878
Have fun getting HPV...that shit sticks with you for life

>>136257805
Just save your money and come to Australia on a holiday visa while trying to vet a chinese business to hire you on a holiday visa.

Or tell your parents to lend you money so you can come to Australia quicker. There are many chinese speakers in Sydney and Melbourne you will make many friends

>>136257847
Noitice how they have bigger breasts then native chinks.

>>136257996
What the fuck?Belarus your drunk.

>>136257805
Is this real? I can cum inside her vagina?

>>136258051
can i just go there on tourist visa then find business then come back with work visa?

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>>136257847
Carn cunt. Try and get a visa to come here: I dare ya. It is not so easy. Those chinks have to spend 1000s of bucks and go through 1000s ofm paper to get here or they just got lucky to even get here. A NEET burger has no chance.

>OZ: 85-90% white
>US: Le 56%
Yeah we are full.

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>>136254439
It's not that great unless the girl likes you for real

>>136256208
You're pretty based, ROC.

>>136256273
I do, anon kun

>>136258200
That's exactly what im suggesting. It's sneaky but you can definitely get away with it

>>136252706

>but the Taliban don't pay that much????

More Jewish lies. The Taliban are rich as fugg

https://youtu.be/bcuAw77J8_Y?t=24

>>136258125
Пoшeл нaхyй пидop :^)

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>>136257694
Are you really larping as an aussie shitposter?

I need you to kill yourself immediately.

>>136258100
no they don't.

>>136253585
>Man up, be the chink in a shiny armor.
kek'd

Get hooker, then keep her in basement = cash back

>>136258359
bitch rare
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hk
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>>136258223
Do you know how many dicks i sucked to get permanent residency? And im stil not considered Australian

>>136252251
that's like $200. Surely you can find a cheaper one.

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>>136253150
>aryan master race
>scared

>>136258434
How is Belarus rare? Even China is not rare these days

>>136258200
Wanna switch places? I'm looking for a job in Taiwan but can't find any without degree :'(

>>136256433
>those belts
Getting an visa now, I'll go Tombstone some whores.

>>136258359
Eto ja pidor?Kto tut sasjot putjinskij cljen?Ubeisja ob stjenu suka. :DDDDDDDD

>>136251878
Don't do it, stop promoting the culture of degeneracy and pussy worshiping, find a young virgin woman and deflower her after marriage.

>>136251878
You bring shame to your race
Go back to the mainland

>>136258606
Don't listen to his western puritan bullshit. Go fuck her and make sure she swallows your cum

>>136251878

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0

>>136252706

Fucking kek.

>>136255231

east asian != philippines

philippines were a mistake

>>136257204
So you're a faggot chinaman in Australia stealing welfare and trolling 4chinz triggering actual Aussies. On top of that your posting your face on an anonymous imageboard.

Why haven't you raped some kangaroos yet?

>>136253150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF9V8POmuxg
Watch this video before calling a prostitute to get angry.

>>136258556
Ja ebu tvaju telku a ti pizdu svaju sasesh lalka ;)

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>TFW Wasted Good Looks
>TFW social skills are so bad my looks are useless, just can't hold a conversation with attractive girls
>TFW it's so bad now that I have to lose my virginity to an escort at 22
What a waste.

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>>136258516
such have the mighty fallen

>>136251878

I am a 29-year-old hugless, handholdless, kissless virgin and I think you should go for it, Taiwanbro.

>>136258886
There's no kangaroos here. It's just an elaborate shitpost

>>136258841
right! that's what I'm saying!

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Be honest.

Did you join the metro because you were told you would be working with 2D waifus?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K.R.T._Girls

>>136255765

>Also, why are there so many goddamn French in Vietnam?

>American education

>>136258911
that's the best combination. You can't do anything about your genetics but your social skills can improved everyday if you just learn how

>>136251878
Do it!
Come back with pics/video and tell us what a faggot you are for not doing this sooner.

>>136259035
>Amelia, a half-Taiwanese, half-German girl who works as a train driver;

She's the cutest one. There's a display of her in the metro literally telling you to stand in line, which I unfortunately don't have a picture of. Really activates my lychees.

>>136251878
/b is over there

>>136259035
i do because there's no other way for me to get the money,i don't like waifu.
Those who got higher education in Taiwan either go abroad,take his parents business,become civil servants, or work in public corporation like me

>>136258904
>Ja ebu tvaju telku a ti pizdu svaju sasesh lalka
Zatkni ebalo russki chort tvaja strana sichas budjet novoj rossij djebil, vi potjerjali svoju induvidualnastj, k statje kak ti ebatj moju cjolju ta budjesh?Vi belarussi zivjotji kak bomzji u vas njetu djenjag.

>>136251878

6000?

Is that like 3 dollars?

>>136258981
Never left your chink grandma's basement in Sydney you faggot.? Where I am I see them every day. I literally shot one last Sunday and have the backstraps and thighs in my fridge. Fuck off back to china already and stop using my tax money.

>>136258223
You dumb cunt you're being turned yellow. What's that you can't buy a house because they're all owned by chinks?

At least we're attempting to fix our immigration shit.

>>136259262
So if you have a jobe why haven't you moved out of your parents home nationalistic republic of china?

>>136259262
Why dont you start your own business. I am thinking about importing Australian fitness powder to asia because fitness industry is booming

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>>136258223
>Try and get a visa to come here: I dare ya. It is not so easy.
I have done that and lived in that shithole that you call a country for two years on a skilled worker visa (all paid for by the company) as a data scientist.

Australia in a nutshell:
-Women are turbo sluts. They will drop their panties in a heartbeat because my "American accent" causes them to soak their panties.
-Women over 30 are shit. They are either morbidly obese or have faces/skin resembling a leather bag.
-Men are pussies. Oh yeah "just banter mate," but play the banter game with them and they get so butt blasted and turn into passive aggressive little women.
-Cost of living is ridiculous.
-Major cities resemble thirdworld asian shitholes.

Want me to keep going, or are too triggered already and need to post some blacked porn to feel better about yourself?

>>136251878
Come to America my chick friend, my best friend is a white girl who has a weird fetish for virgins, especially nerdy asian guys.

>>136259419
Not necessarily a bad thing. AMWF produces amazing kids. Look at Finland.

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>>136259304
I live in Sydney. There's no fucking roos here. Stop fucking lying

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>>136259262

Start a business, bro.

Jobs are always bullshit.

>>136251878
>Taoyuan
What's your address I'll buy one for you and have her sent to your house.

>>136259477
>Men are pussies. Oh yeah "just banter mate," but play the banter game with them and they get so
Im impressed you noticed this one.

Post more

>>136259550
i just want to say fuck all overseas chinese for they have better life than here.

>>136255306
There will be consequences and they will never be the same.

>>136252902

>>136259447
>China
>Fitness industry

m8

It's all diet pills and diet drinks you mong. Way to lose all ur money if you do this.

>>136259677
grass is not greener. get that out of your fucking head ya faggot. I'm not overseas Chinese but I am Asian and like other Asians (including Chinese) life in western civ fuckin sucks.

>>136259751

oh shit, they backtraced it?

we the /cyberpolice/ now

>>136259623
68,Gongyuan Rd,Linkou Dist. New Taipei City
Qk Motel

>>136259677
Dude. My life is so shit that i need to go to china (here >>136252630)
to learn how to compete and learn hardwork. Growing up in Australia has made me lazy and afraid to take risks.

>>136259419
>At least we're attempting to fix our immigration shit
>burger education

Which country's immigration policy you are copying again?
https://youtu.be/uK0_tiOQE08?t=1027

>yellow-skinned pagan has a bad life
Why am I not suprised?

>>136259076
I've tried learning how for Years and nothing has worked
I'm wasting away like this, it's worth the €150 to get my mind working properly for once

>>136259677
27 yold handholdless kissless virgin here I recommend you to think what kind of life do you want to live.

If you dont mind about it go fuck her but if you think that a based life is like ancestors then you definetly should not. In that case you should keep improving yourself until you find the right one.

>>136259904
>posting your address
Get ready for pizza, dildos and some trannies.

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>>136260012
>burger meme

>>136259849
All my family who chose to stay in china instead of fleeing to the west are now rich. Every single one of them.

While the ones who fled to the west are still poor and of low socioeconomic status

>>136259936
>lazy and afraid to take risks.

you'll fit right in on the mainland

>>136251878
>Taoyuan
http://www.besttaipeimassage.com/

>>136251991
Kek

>>136258376
imagine doing this shit then at the last second someone pulls the mask off to save you but its too late, you try to utter your last words but all that comes out is a squeaky chipmunk voice saying "life is pain... im sorry"

id rather neck myself than having this happen

>>136260167

they'll be dead by 50 though.

lung cancer is real

>>136251878

Lies!! Taoyuan doesn't have a metro! It's train station is above ground! Or maybe they have both but I never saw any metro there for sure.

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>>136259477
Yeah keep it coming moot. I wanna hear it.

>>136260078
that is not my address that is just a motel

>>136260174
Bullshit, mainlanders arent afraid to scam people and has a lot of hustle and are go-getters. Mainlanders grow up fighting for survival. They grow up mentally strong

>>136260301
Pls remake thread when this one dies

>>136257158

Neither can 99% of women.

t. Guy who got married 6 months ago.

>>136251991
Australia is back mother fuckers fuck you canada

>>136260047
Yeah, just lose it if you want, but if you're paying 150 try to get as much value as you can and use the escort as a teacher. Tell her you've never had sex and can she teach you everything you need to know. So pick a good girl and email her before to see if she's cool and she'd be ok with that

But don'tmake it a habit. After that you have to work on yourself and improve your social skills. What have you tried?

>>136260373
Then whyd you get married dumb cunt? Or are you just downplaying how happy you are to be married

>>136260012
hey man it's not our fault the Jews turned our University into McDonalds. Wait you know what, it's the white people's fault.

>>136260167
Yea, see, you know wtf I'm talking about my nig.

>>136260133

So to repeat: which country's immigration policy you are copying again?
Check the link dumb burger faggot: https://youtu.be/uK0_tiOQE08?t=1027 [Embed]

All you did was prove how fucking dumb you cunts are.

>>136258478
You should play the life lottery and go to Las Vegas. Get drunk, smoke some weed, go to one of the brothels.

>>136260283

It just opened in march

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taoyuan_Metro

and OP gave up already lol

>>136251878
Atleast you live in Taiwan you pathetic complainfag. Think about me.

>>136258524
i didnt see it before ive seen china but checkd anyway : ebin :D:D:DD

>>136260515

actually if the university were turned into mcdonalds that would be a massive fucking improvement. mcdonalds is an unbelievably successful and effective worldwide restaurant chain. out of all the international restaurants, it fucks up the least.

>>136260515
It fucking triggers me. If we western chinese continue our life exposed to western bullshit we will never find success like our relatives in china.

Im going to china to learn how to struggle and work hard and fight for what i want. Western upbringing has cucked me.

>>136260583
Ah wait. Missed the part where you said you were a faggot. Fuckin degen scum.Atleast I don't suck cock

>>136260556

Dang. Then what OP complaining about. His city has a train station as well as a metro. Doesn't get much better than that what cities are concerned. Also I unironically love the place. Great place awesome temples and there is a famous pottery town right next to it that I forgot the name of. Yingsee or some shit.

>>136260458
I go out twice a month to a pub with me friends & I try going on the dancefloor, but I hate dancing so much that I can't fake enjoying it
That's where lads pick up girls here so I just can't do it
I try watching motivation & pua vids, becauae of my looks I thought I could get away with pua shit with girls
Couldn't build up the courage to do it tho
Last weekend there was a cute doll from Dublin in the pub talking to people I knew, didn't know how to both start a conversation & display my interest without seeming creepy so as usual I took the safe route and didn't even attempt it
Yea it's just to get the virgin stigma that's plagueing my mind out of the way
Hopefully I'll be confident for once after it

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