Brit/pol/- quintessentially British edition

based tripfags!

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>still smashing the press ups
I'm growing stronger lads. It's time to dump the processed foods and get outside. You need strength if you want to smash the Pakis.

>Haha, what do you mean "British values"?
How do you reply?

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celeb big brother lads
Hope you're watching

>>136250271
How many can you do now?

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>>136249894
5 more years of May, lads.

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Going to the gay bar for the first time in ages tonight, lads. Most gays piss me off but there is always that chance you'll meet someone as maladjusted as you are there..

>>136250271
I literally can't do a single press up correctly. Wish I was joking

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>>136250283
>look up who is in this year
>Barry from Eastenders

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UzJ1ZTWnshk

>>136250456
Literally never had any problem doing pressups.

I dont train at all and can do 32 consecutive pressups and 5 pullups last time I checked.

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>>136250422
>Going to the gay bar for the first time in ages
>Most gays piss me
Are you a closeted faggot or something?

>>136250456
dude what the fuck, you should start working out it makes you feel good its like doing drugs

>>136250370
Done 49 so far today.

30 in one go then another 19 five minutes later. It makes your arms ache but it's worth it, everything pays off.

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>>136250537
>32 consecutive pressups

>>136250283

I'm watching for my boy Barry from Eastenders. I can't stand Trish, though...

>Amir Khan's wife got blacked
Kek

>>136250282
A distinct lack of pakis in our homeland

>>136250742
Doesn't matter if it's shitskins. It's like black on black gun crime - no body cares, it's not like it actually matters.

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>>136250701

>>136250764
Yeah but how would you really respond?

>>136250620
Come on then Rimmer, show us proof of your ripped body. I'm dying to see how hard to try to suck your belly in just to look healthy when we all know you've got fat rolls going on.

>>136250075
Based Rimjob
Kstew <3

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>>136250547
No, I just live in the sticks and am non-degenerate apart from the gay sex thing. Wish I could settle down with a woman desu but can't bring myself to fuck one, find the whole thing repulsive.

>>136250456
Just do lassie ones to start.

Don't go fast either, down 2 3 4 up 2 down 2 3 4.

>>136250821
It would genuinely be something along those lines but also stuff like common law, freedom of speech and all that

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>>136250821
uuuhhhuhhhh fair play and tea uhhhhh i'm not a raccciiisssttt i jjuuusssstttt like Engl... i mean Britian. sorry

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>>136250887

>>136250282
suicidal degeneracy

>>136250800
I'm not mad though, it's just funny. He was so proud of his "traditional" Muslim family.

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Natalie Sawyer is part Bulgarian lads.

https://youtu.be/u6texWrQN-s

Was Brexit a mistake?

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>>136250932
>non-degenerate
>the gay sex thing
Pick one faggot

>but can't bring myself to fuck one
Not even Babs?

>>136251004
Get a bike lad.

>>136251092
I think you'd like brazilian chicks

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>>136250907

>>136251092

https://youtu.be/lnF88YoL684

I'd love to ejaculate inside her vaginal canal, if you know what I mean.

>>136250597
Yeah I felt a pain not so much in the Muscle but in my whole arm.

>>136251136
I know I should. Want to join the gym first so I can go swimming and use a couple of the machines.

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>>136251161

Come at me with the jpgs bro

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>>136251171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2ICtCO8TCw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2ICtCO8TCw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2ICtCO8TCw

>go to Asia
>everything stays open until well past midnight
>UK
>shops shut at 6
>Sunday trading hours is STILL a thing

When are we gonna unshackle ourselves from this? I was twice as productive when staying in Thailand for month because I could work in coffee shops at 1am and people were still on the street eating and watching sport and buying groceries and you feel energetic.

This country is still set up for old people.

>>136251359
Those rice niggers drop dead at 40 from the way they overwork. Reject globalism

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Europe is

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>>136251336

>>136251359
We need to get rid of Sunday working altogether
It's degenerate

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>>136251338

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>>136251336

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afternoon lads now getting ready for the night shift going to pick up a lot of slags tonight hopefully no spewers.

>>136251359
Because God. Fuck you. Anything other than a cornershop in the morning, pub in the afternoon, and restaurants for lunch is degenerate and a Jewish scam.

>>136251502
Agreed.

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>>136251591
Are you a London black cabbie?

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If you saw Atlas, the giant who holds the world on his shoulders, if you saw that he stood, blood running down his chest, his knees buckling, his arms trembling but still trying to hold the world aloft with the last of his strength, and the greater his effort the heavier the world bore down upon his shoulders - What would you tell him?

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>>136251114
>Not even Babs?
I mean I look at that and I think "she's pretty" which is obviously 100% faggotry and means there's no hope, doesn't it?

I tried heterosexuality before I came out and it didn't take. I lust after men. Not sure if I've ever loved one though, but then romantic love is just being able to tolerate someone you also like to fuck isn't it? Especially for the gays. Anything else is Hollywood bullshit unless kids are involved.

Can you guys take back Preuße please?

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>>136251545
She will rise again

Where are Babs' nudes?

>>136251687

no m8. sorry cant pick you up.

>>136251698
Drop it

>>136251698
>What would you tell him?
It would weigh less if the pakis were gone

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>>136250456
Start doing them from your knees mate, do as many as you can, keep it up and I promise you you will get stronger and will eventually be able to do them from your feet

>>136251737
Is it me or are the tripfags slowly beginning to fritter away? If anything, it was probably Yosuke who accelerated the hate towards them.

I'm mildly thankful for that desu.

I hate Channel 4

Why does literally everybody love Ireland? Starting to piss me off.

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>>136251720
I guess its something to do with the pheromones that do and don't attract people to what sex

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Hey lads I know we all joke around with each other and talk smack on here but I have a serious question:

What can America do for Britain?

We all know America is the global superpower and controls the oceans. We've fought side by side with you guys for the last 100 years, winning two world wars.

I just feel like America needs to give back to Britain because ever since our rise to greatness Britain has been so overwhelmed trying to keep up with our superiority that she can't even help herself.

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>>136251720

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>>136251766
>Where are Babs' nudes?
I cant post it ill get banned : (

>>136251786
Are you a black cab driver or private hire?

>>136251863
I am tripfag now.

>>136252007
Oh yea kek

>>136251952
She sleeps with Niggers.
Not a real woman.

>>136250456
Are you a gril?

>>136252007
do it anyway

>>136251359
Did you also happen to notice that Thailand is a degenerate smelly shithole?

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Mayflies BTFO

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>>136252351
We won, you lost. May is our rightful Prime Minister and she will be until at least 2022.

>>136252273
No nudity in /pol? Are the mods SJW's now?

kek that was fast

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>>136252057

private hire m8

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>>136252501
>>136252509

>>136250597
>Done 49 so far today.
that's pathetic mate why are you gloating on about it like you've done 300?

>>136251964
we need to make a union between us, murica and australia we can sort of be like eu 2.0 but not with the state of your country how it is now it's so corrupt

>>136251359
>the brothel was open all through the night in Thailand so I could go fulfill my pedophilic urges at any time, why can't we have that here?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/05/national-trust-backs-gay-campaign-threat-volunteers-boycott/

proud of norfolk

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>>136252566
Well I'll be going out on a three hour bike ride up this hill close to me.

Pic related.

>>136252525
Whereabouts? How much do you net a night and how long do you work?

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>>136251965
kek

I'm not some sort of depressive faggot, just recognise life is absurd af, and most homos are doomed to fake marriages with their hags. Pic related

>>136251964
You can fuck off and stop exporting your culture. Cheers.

>>136252136
Are you really a fatty or is that just a meme?

>>136252584
Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Show me a country anywhere that isn't fucking corrupt.

>>136252828
>Implying any of the tripcunts aren't overweight

>>136252699

looks about as exciting as me cleaning the sick out of my cab

>>136252699
>that
>hill

>>136252878
they all are but yours is seriously fucked you have a secret government and your whole country is controlled by kikes, globalists and vampires

>>136252699
Why ride a bike like a poof when you can run 2-3 miles and get better results

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>>136251964
Execute the cast of Friends at the next Superbowl Half-time show.

>>136252828
I want to lose about a stone, but its just that stone is really hard to shift

>>136252920
>>136252927
It's actually a bitch to get up, the closest way up is along a steep road. Beyond that there's a bigger ascent to a crossroads before you descend down to this newly-built junction, I only took that one for the view.

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>>136252584
>>the state of my country
>forgetting about Britain

Yeah no it would have to be a union under our rules and run by us otherwise we'd end up 1776ing you

>>136252732

generally the norfolk area but mainly Norwich city centre on a weekend

>how much do you net a night

varies buddy Saturday night is usually 300+ weekdays around 200 10-11 hour shift

>>136252975
>they all are but
Bias alert.

>>136253015
>why go somewhere when you can run around the same boring circle every day
I can't motivate myself to run regularly, it's the most excruciatingly boring exercise possible.

>>136253143
no we should establish a new royal blood line and have a monarch who rules

>>136253128
If you substitute crisps and chocolate for fruit it goes very fast.

>>136253237

go for a swim. Get a dog and go for walks

>>136253387
>Get a dog and go for walks
Get an adorable puppy and go for walks.
Great way to meet qt's.

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>>136252806
Nah just I resonated with what you said.

>>136253517
what do you do in your spare time? fawn over your figurines?

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>>136253517
>C'mere

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>>136253590
I don't own figurines...
>>136253743
t-thanks friend

>>136253196
>Saturday night is usually 300+ weekdays around 200 10-11 hour shift
Fucking hell that's really good. Did it in London for about 2 years my best night net profit was £300 after 13 hour shift most nights sub £100 for 10-12 hour shift

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>>136250742


She's a paki anyway, it doesn't count

>>136251964
When it all kicks off you can send us guns like you did for the IRA.

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>>136252975
Some of that is debatable

The problem is that globalization has turned the world into a market state, meaning policy is enacted more and more to help businesses (mostly large corporations since they buy off politicians) and the economy.

I read somewhere that if you want to know who runs the country, look who has the tallest buildings in the city. It used to be the church, then it was government, now it's corporations.

Many corporations tend to be run by Jews, so I can agree with you on that. But the banks in the City of London have a lot of influence throughout Europe and Britain too, so it's not just America.

>>136251720
You would know if you loved someone lad or if you were in love and didn't realise you would know when it's taken away that shit will eat you alive makes you feel like part of you is missing

>>136253364
I've weighed what I have since I was 17 exercise no exercise. Eat good, eat bad. Makes no difference. If I lost the stone I want to I will be ripped. I seem to have permanent puppy fat.

>>136253904
thanks for that reply i'm gonna look into our banks don't really know alot about them desu

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>>136251720
Marriage and kids isn't about lust. Life isn't about revolving your lifestyle around your cock. Not if you have values that don't involve your cock.

>>136253876
Gaddafi did too though and we killed him so it evens out

>>136253869

no uber in norfolk under cutting everyone. Its not always like that but as a general rule Ill like to have a grand of cash in my pocket by monday.

>>136254102
From the limited knowledge I have of them, your financial services sector is like the main thing in Britain right now and it supposedly has WAY more authority over Europe than any American bank will ever have.

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Really enamored with the good prof. today lads. It's incredible the productive mindset his lectures put you into, I'm going to go through them all again and take notes like I did for uni lectures.

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Fresh Kai Murros speech lads. This is a good one too.

https://youtu.be/MgZcF96om0Q

>>136254075
>every fatty ever

>>136254184
>no uber in norfolk under cutting everyone
Yep, that's pretty much what it boils down to. Also they years I did it the number of drivers in London trebled and fares went down

>grand of cash in my pocket by Monday
Does that include your car costs as well?

Had many problems with runners? Or women being sick? : )

>>136254184
So you work the weekend then take the rest of the week off?

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>>136254381
>Its glandular you wanker

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le thin man got reelected

>>136254102
Also
>complains about the Jews ruining society
>has no idea how or why and just reads memes on /pol/

Anon, I...

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Gotta start saving to move.
Londons mayor is Muslim, so is my home town.
Sharia law will be the norm sooner than later.

>>136254128
It doesnt even out shit. Look at the state of of the place now he's gone - nogs zerg rushing their way into mother europa like a swarm of ravenous locusts. You best send us some guns when the time is right lad. Its the only way you can balance out your negative karmic repercussions.

>>136254508
It's literally science that you'll lose the weight if you eat less than you burn
Use my fitness pal to track what you eat dumbo

>>136254612
Staying and spending your money on an illegal arsenal of firearms is better

>>136254574
i know a fair amount about america but not alot about britain american politics are alot more interesting to me

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>>136254075
I know that feel bro, it's so hard for me to shift the fat from my lower back/hips area but my legs are really well muscled with very low body fat. Shit sucks but I look a lot better since I started giving precedence to pull ups and other lat/shoulder/chest exercises in terms of my lifting.

Another failed interview lads. Kind of wish I could stop feeling optimism and disappointment at this point

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>>136254766
>my fitness pal
What's your friends name?

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>>136253966
Felt something like that once, but I dismissed it as co-dependence- I didn't fall for him until about 6 weeks in and then he began to pull away. When I was indifferent, he was mad keen on me. Our relationship was dysfunctional af. Think that's the closest I got.

I loved a woman once, I think. She married a cuck, we lost touch.

Pretty sure if I was born in my grandparents' time I would have been one of those married mo's that "Victim" was about.

>>136254889
What job does your girlfriend have?

>>136250563
>>136250938
>>136251823
I'm not seriously unfit or anything, just really skinny and lacking muscle

>>136252136
>Are you a gril?
No but I have worn a bra on several occasions

>>136254864
>since I started giving precedence to pull ups and other lat/shoulder/chest exercises in terms of my lifting.
I need to start going gym as using the dumbells and barbell in my room has got boring and I need to use the gyms weights for deadlifts and other machines

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Any of you lads into archery? Any suggestions for a reasonably priced traditional bow? The Sammick Sage seems to get memed a lot but it's hard to get a hold of in the UK.

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>>136254889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwWfE4DAyao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwWfE4DAyao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwWfE4DAyao

>>136255084
You won't do it because you keep talking about doing it.

afternoon lads

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>>136250271
good work anon
aiming to bench 110kg for 5 this month myself desu senpai, just lol @ people who aren't getting /fit/
might order some vials of test when I hit 3/4/5 for reps
>>136250283
Unironically watching just for Chad
>>136251114
>ywn get to inhale prime Palvin's bbbrrrraaaaaapps
>>136250456
it's over boyo

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>>136255168

>>136255211
>110kg for 5
Holy shit

>>136255124
>hard to get
>Merlinarchery.co.uk first result
U wot m8?

>>136255038
like that other person said start with crossed leg knee push ups when i started working out i could barely do 30 of those i managed to get up to doing 30 normal pushups in a week or so you can improve quite fast

>>136255084
definitely join a gym the burn you get from using some machine is sugoi desu

>>136254450

5 days. I do miss the weekends off but its a great way to meet women and some good laughs.

>>136254327

I own my car so just commision and tax. I take home about 600.

Ive had a few runners one was a nig the other one was a smackhead. A lot of muzzie drivers even in Norfolk some are alright like the kurds

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>>136254108
ITA. Not sure where you got the idea I didn't. As I've said, homos are doomed. We can play at marriage but half us would be better off in marriages of convenience with women imho. Unfortunately that genie is out of the bottle thanks to feminism and gay liberation, and now we're all left staring at each other trying to form hetero-normative relationships and for most of us it's a fucking farce, if it ever gets that far. Which it rarely does.

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>>136255038
I assumed you were a fatty. Being skinny is a good base as you don't have as much weight to move there and you will see results so fast.
>>136255084
Same man, we've discussed this before, I was 14 mile run / 8 pull ups lad after 8 months of heavy gyming and eating oats / meat / veg but I moved away from any gym within reasonable distance as well as the lads I went with. Was quite into going on my own though but it's a bugger not having a spotter for the bench press.

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>>136254629
>nogs zerg rushing their way into mother europa like a swarm of ravenous locusts
>thinking it's American foreign policy which caused this
That was a meme pushed by the EU in order to prevent Brexit. Otherwise African immigration wasn't major problem in Britain until pic related happened.

Good on you for realizing it and leaving though. Leaders (even Merkel) are starting to realize that people are getting sick of the EU because it has its head so far its ass that it doesn't know what to do to maintain order anymore.

>>136255291
Oh shit, last time I checked that site they only had the 25 lbs limbs in stock, cheers mate. Any idea about what arrows / gloves and the like I'll need?

>>136255545
Absolutely false. It's been a problem for over half a century.

>>136255356
> I take home about 600.
But if you factored in paying off your at it would be less

Fair enough I had a couple runners arabs and nig with his gf. Worst was girl being sick in the back

> some are alright like the kurds
Like all immigration I don't blame hem for being here wanting a better life I blame the government for letting low skilled people like them in

I'll run a marathon in 6 months
Without any previous training
And I'll lose the 2 stone I want to
And I'll do 100 press ups

Just you all watch

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>>136255084
I've literally just reversed on this and left my gym membership to work out at home. The normies were freaking me out increasingly.

>Making much better gains, but cardio in the toilet. Opposite of before.
MFW can't win either way

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>>136255809
Good luck lad.

Just remember that it's your fault if you don't get anywhere with it.

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watched an episode of dragonball earlier. forgot how fit bulma was

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Just been to an English Civil War reenactment. Very comfy. Was at a castle as well.
>1688 is still illegal though

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>>136249894
Hey can you guys give an uninformed American a quick rundown on England? I heard London crime rates are skyrocketing and the police don't really investigate small crimes like robbery now. Is it that bad, worse, and are all major cities like this now?

>>136255211
should i take any steroids of hgh or anything or can natural lifting actually get you ~20/25 lbs of new muscle?

>>136255894
you're not wrong animenonce

>>136255503
>we've discussed this before
This is why trips are needed. Yeah I really need to stop talking about it and just go. What was your usual routine? Is doing just compounds a bad meme?

>>136255443
No one gets married because they want to stick their cock in the same person for the rest of their lives.

>>136256068
>men are responsible for society's marital breakdown
bullshit

>>136255821
Really just want swim and do compound lifts like deadlift and squat which I cant do in my room

>>136255955
>can you
Yes, but I won't. FOY.

>reading through some goybook thread about someone in a council house wanting to be rehoused for some reason
>most of the comments are young faggots saying "wow le get a job and buy a house lol baka"
Literally fuck people who think like this, do they not know how bad the housing market is? I bet these are the same people who support policies who shit up the quality of living for everyone, most importantly the importing of millions of people over the years.

>>136254848
>american politics are alot more interesting to me
See I'm the exact opposite. American politics is intereting now because of Trump, but usually it's "think of muh chillun" and "people are gonna die because of you!!!1" Trump does some of this, but at least he doesn't go on television and force out tears to try and get policy passed.

I've come to like Brit politics more than American politics in general because it never seemed like it was so dirty. It was like there was a sense of dignity and respect.

Sure Trump gets dirty but he really only retaliates against people who start shit with him, and he hits back so hard it's actually fucking hilarious because you just know that person is embarrassed and feels they would've been better off keeping their mouth shut.

>>136255720

nah its a second hand prius paid 8k for it a few years back

to be honest m8 id rather pick up a nig than a bunch of english students they are a pain in the arse.

>>136256437
>getting mad at boomers and children role-playing as boomers

>>136255883
I've never had trouble following through on my goals
I generally just do whatever I need to on a daily basis to work towards them
And it's easy as fuck

>>136256038
No lad I shall never succumb to tripnoncery! All based around the big 4, squats, OHP/Bench (A and B set) and diddlies with the aim of increasing weights lifted. The free weight compounds are not a meme because they're the ones that allow you to move the most weight which gets the test flowing which is optimal for all over muscles growth and core development. I would add in other isolation stuff at the end (1 or 2 per sesh) also like pull ups, curls, lat raises, rows, core stuff like leg raises and push ups til failure. Then I'd run a mile and go make use of the hot tub / sauna. Fuck me, what a feeling having a laugh with the lads when your heading is swimming with dopamine and you're looking and feeling juicy at the end. Nothing like it, that's reason to spend £25 on a membership a month alone.

How do you do fellow brits

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>>136256068
Marriage is about making a legal commitment to someone you can put up with enough to live with in order that should you decide to have children, they will have the security that the family provides.

I'm not anti-gay marriage but I reckon there will be a lot of gay divorces happening soon, because without kids unless you really are lucky enough to also want to fuck your soulmate forever, what is the point, really?

>gay marriage is for lesbians, who mate for life just like swans imho

>>136255718
>half a century ago
>before America was the only global power
>still blames America

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>>136249894

>>136256692
I'd say students thinking that once they've finished university they'll be earning big bucks and looking down upon the poor in the meantime is more pathetic than them roleplaying as boomers. It pisses me off because they're fucking it up for everyone else.

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>it'll probably be illegal to own artbooks soon

bit sad desu

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>>136256967
>mfw the mumsnet retards are fighting for age ratings on books

I work nights, and was trying to get up at 0530 to explore some abandoned military bases in Wales. Woke up late though

Still have plans for tomorrow, but any advice on what to do today so I don't feel lazy? Based around Mildenhal

>>136256255
Do you have a bar with plates? Been thinking buying one + bench for home use.

>>136257048

Jesus wept

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>>136256255
Good luck

>>136256444
I think its just because it's not happening in your home you can sort of sit back and watch without really worrying about whats occuring, i would be more interested in whats going on here but theres not alot going on at the moment

>>136257048
kek. Gonna need a link for this

>>136257065
Why not explore the base? What difference does the time make?

>>136256879
>unless you really are lucky enough to also want to fuck your soulmate forever, what is the point, really?
Gays are degenerate and fuck around with other people outside their marriage all the time. I think the only thing that will increase divorce rates are gays becoming more conservative (which idk it seems to be happening) or another HIV type epidemic in the community.

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>>136257048
>mfw to kill a mockingbird would probably be rated Adults Only if that ever happened

same with most of the books taught in schools desu

>>136256884
Yeah you absolutely had no influence and gained no influence from a certain catastrophic European war that may or may not have happened at some point in the last century.

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>>136257133
And no wonder by Christ.

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>>136257217
>want to fuck your soulmate forever
the state of society where people DON'T want this

>>136250932
>non-degenerate apart from the gay sex thing

So you're a degenerate?

>>136257163
Could be true too. I would be absolutely fucking livid if one of my parents or siblings got nicked by the rozzers for saying nigger in public. Makes it seems like a fucking police state and say it could really fuck up a family if you're a child.

It would be like watching your dad get beat up in front of you.

>>136257418
>there are people out there who would rather fuck a stranger every week and go out to get black out drunk rather than build a loving relationship with a partner with whom they could have even more dirty sex, and eventually create a stable family.

Don't understand it lads

>>136257700
instant gratification is celebrated instead of condemned, because noone works the land for their food anymore

http://www.strawpoll.me/13632261

http://www.strawpoll.me/13632261

http://www.strawpoll.me/13632261

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>>136257217
Honestly wish I could argue with this but can't really. So many of them do that 'open relationship' bullshit which is just dishonest af. May as well be housemates if you're constantly bringing in new dick because the porn jew has convinced you dick is everything so more is best.

>>136257248
We did, but so did the soviets.

There's an argument to be made that maybe you should stop fighting like savages so Europe doesn't need to import Africans to sustain the population.

>>136257700
Nah mate it gets really boring
I'm in a loving relationship of 3 years and I often can not be fucked having sex

She can't get enough of it though
Which is annoying

>>136257418
>>136257700
The sex will eventually get dull unless you keep very creative. I'm talking something new everytime without straying into the weird stuff like masks and stuff. You know the freaky shit?

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>He lifts heavy things for fun

haha why?

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>>136257591
>I'm an English rose, like pic related

>>136257916
whats her number mate? if you can't sling it up her love tunnel, you should get someone who will

>>136257916
iktf

>>136249894
>Bradati muslimanski cigan
Žašto je ovo dozvoljeno u Britaniji?

>>136257916
low test problems

>>136257820
Don't think there's anything wrong with it but the problem lies with gay culture imo. Subverting societal expectations and living outside the norm leading to open relationships, sleeping around etc.

>>136257918
>>136257916
I hear this too but isn't that part of the experience? Putting the effort in and knowing you love them for more than just the sex. Though I've only been with the gf for a year now so maybe you know more than me here.

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>>136257700
It's gay culture. I came out late, and what starts off as natural experimentation eventually just snowballs (don't) into your having had 50+ sexual partners by your mid 30s. Then you grow up and realise that you shouldn't have been so lazy, and people should not treat each other like pizza that you just order in, consume, and discard because it's bad for humanity.

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>>136255038
>No but I have worn a bra on several occasions
post boipucci

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>>136258237
You're sick.

>>136257936
Weightlifting is great. You become stronger and gain a respect for yourself, your body and the dedication which allows you to come back every week. Its great.

>>136258137
Yeah I agree
I think you should just put the effort in

Sometimes it will be better than you thought it will be
I'll feel horrible if I just roll over and go to sleep
So I try to have sex often even if I'm not feeling it at first
And after I usually sleep sounder

>>136258237
It isn't too late to bring back chemical castration

>>136257789
Which is why I've decided to get back into gay bars and stop wasting my time with grindr.

>>136258137
>love them for more than just the sex
Sex is important but you're right it's not just sex. I also think you should give each other a lot of space a lot of the time. Have independent lives y'know. If you're with the same people for too long and too frequently things do get boring.

>>136257700
This

I can't ever nut my first time having sex with a girl either.

Probably because I'm shy about making an O face around new ppl

>>136258340
>You become stronger and gain a respect for yourself, your body and the dedication which allows you to come back every week. Its great.

Sounds like too much effort tbqh.

Anyway, I won't go to a gym so I can't even if I wanted to.

>>136258529
Buy a weight bench from argos to get started.

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>all this talk of sex and loving relationships
Have a thought lads.

Venezuela is proof that socialism works.

>>136258529
>>136258340
I prefer body weight exercise. Makes you more agile, flexible and energetic. I'ev done the weights before and the strength and muscles are awesome but it's so time consuming you literally have to make weight training an obsessive hobby.

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>>136257936
I think less of people who don't lift.

>>136258615
What's the point?

Lifting heavy things, sweating, and having to deal with pain the next day doesn't really sound fun.

I tried doing daily pushups for a little while, but it was so boring I stopped.

I don't understand how people get fat. Eating 3000 calories of decent healthy food everyday is a hassle tbqh. Then again it's probably complete shit food full of sugar

>>136258237
Had a m8 who came out as gay at 14 in school amd was essentially a rent boy who had sex with older men for money, favours, alcohol etc. I think it is the culture.

>>136258372
>>136258479
I think the biggest factor is trust. You can leave your partner if you work abroad or spend time away from each other leading independent lives. Its all possible if you have trust in each other.

>>136258667
Mixture of both is best i think.

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>>136258418
Don't be daft. I'm against gay degeneracy. The only reason I fell for it before was because I was in a liberal homo echo chamber. Now I'm just looking for that person you can have arguments in Tesco with, just like everyone else.

>>136258676
>Wow I can lift heavy things and have lumps on my arms, so great.

I'll pass.

>>136249894
Fuck you cunts watching vs SA right now.
>Maharaj

>>136258665
fuck off owen

>>136258760
>If it takes effort, why bother
That's the general theme on this general huh, no wonder so many of you mongs claim to be mentally ill and want bennies.

>>136258970
don't forget virgins

>>136251074
Islam is c i v i c aslong as muslim

>>136258760
>having to deal with pain the next day doesn't really sound fun
But then you do it again, and the pain goes away as you're doing it.
>next day
Start to feel good, becomes easier. Moving around the house is easier too. You have more agility, more confidence.

Don't worry, I don't go to the gym either. I just bought a stationary bike (cause I don't want to get hit by some nigger and become another road statistic) and it seems to work alright.

>>136258760
>What's the point?
fuck up you lazy podgey degenerate shite, i know disciplipline is a foreign concept to an oxygen thiever like you but some people actually aspire to improve themselves, there are 2 types of people in this world those who make excuses and those who don't now fuck off back to your unfulfilled shit life being a miserable cynical loser who stays indoors all day failing to derive purpose for himself.

>>136258667
weights are wank desu nothing worse than fucking useless disco muscles, you made the right choice.

Is Liechtenstein the most based country in Europe?

>parliament and the Prince share power with direct democracy mixed in
>inside single market but set a quota not he number of migrants (89 per year)

>>136258970
If it takes effort, and doesn't seem worth it, why bother?

The idea of lifting heavy things to make some point to myself doesn't appeal to me.

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>>136258798
>came out as gay at 14 in school amd was essentially a rent boy
It's shit like that that gives us all a bad name and feeds the paedo meme. FFS.

>>136259135
>fuck up you lazy podgey degenerate shite, i know disciplipline is a foreign concept to an oxygen thiever like you but some people actually aspire to improve themselves, there are 2 types of people in this world those who make excuses and those who don't now fuck off back to your unfulfilled shit life being a miserable cynical loser who stays indoors all day failing to derive purpose for himself.

"Oh wow, look how heavy this piece of metal I can lift is! I'm really making something of myself!"

Fucking loser.

>>136259194
I hate spineless cunts like you. I bet half the time you spend posting here is feels posting and expecting sympathy.

>>136259301
>He doesn't want to waste time lifting heavy things for the sake of it so he's spineless

Absolute state of you lad.

>>136259235
Another m8 browsed 4chan and i found a pic of him in drag on /v/ in a steam community thread 3 years ago.
>fell for the trap meme
Never told a soul and he doesnt know i know

>>136259459
Your attitude to personal fitness shows your attitude to self improvement in general. It's cunts like you that sit around their bedrooms 24 hours a day living off pot noodles and cry that their depression is no fault of their own and the state/my taxes owe them some sort of compensation for their shitty life. I would unironically kick fuck of you, you malingering little rodent. Yes I'm mad.

>>136258798
> work abroad or spend time away from each other leading independent lives.

Im not so keen on LDRs. Whats the point of having a relationship in nowt but name.

>>136249894

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPB1jy4vmFA

>>136259301
It's all really rich coming from the fat alcoholic security guard desu lad.

>>136259613
>i found a pic of him in drag
Sounds pretty funny desu. Is it actually a trap thing or has he watched too much Ru and thinks he's sassy and shit?

>>136259696
Wow, you know nothing about depression. Do you, by any chance, work for the NHS Mental Health service?

>>136259696
>Your attitude to personal fitness shows your attitude to self improvement in general. It's cunts like you that sit around their bedrooms 24 hours a day living off pot noodles and cry that their depression is no fault of their own and the state/my taxes owe them some sort of compensation for their shitty life. I would unironically kick fuck of you, you malingering little rodent. Yes I'm mad.

"If you can't lift heavy things you don't care about improving yourself! After all, the most important thing is whether or not you can lift a heavy chunk of metal over and over again"

Look at yourself, lad.

>>136259784
Go for a walk ;)

>>136259613
On mobile. You're morocco right? The star looks really blurry when I try and zoom in so I need to ask

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>it's a comfy "Eddie argues about mental illness" episode
thank god

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>>136259696
>REE REE CUNTS CUNTS FUCK OFF FUCK OFF REE CUNTS REE
I think you have mental issues of your own matey

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>>136250271
I dont get how just being lyrically for will help against 12 pakis... that will just stab you whilst your back is turned.

By all means stay fit but having a good social group for the troubles and decent weapons with training would be more useful in the upcoming 'brown horse clean up'.

>>136259711
I work abroad. When i come back its like our relationship is renewed and we have lots of sex. Never get tired of each other. Not really LDR since i spend a lot of time home too.

>>136259760
It was the real thing. Him in a dress, make up, trying to look provocative.
Was quite a shock

>>136256809
Your routine is pretty much what I want to do when I go

>>136259784
>babby depressionposting
That shit doesn't matter on anon-i-mus image boards

Go back to facebook

>>136259754
>assumptive adhoms
No argument
>>136259784
Wtf?! I hate personal responsibility now
>>136259844
You boil personal fitness down to "lifting heavy things to prove a point", does that make it easier for a spineless cunt like you to avoid putting effort into something?

>>136260061
You realise you could be spending that time you waste lifting chunks of metal doing something fun?

>>136259882
Yeah you infidel.
Allah be praised and all that

>>136260112
>You boil personal fitness down to "lifting heavy things to prove a point", does that make it easier for a spineless cunt like you to avoid putting effort into something?

"All we talk about is lifting heavy things, but trust its more than that"

Haha okay Chad

>>136259927
>nonce defending abolition of personal responsibility
Shock.

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>>136260236
>mental illness doesn't exist because I say so
>it's all personal responsibility
>I have everything figured out
brainlet detected

A gay gentleman with a large bushy moustache and a bottle of poppers

>>136260235
>nu-uh it's not that I'm a pathetic runt with no self discipline, drive or backbone, it's that uh... it's just stupid innit!
Utter state of you.

>>136257089
>Do you have a bar with plates?
Yes, get metal plates not the plastic shite. Benching has its limits as you can never really go for your maximum encase you fail and kill yourself

>>136259976
>It was the real thing. Him in a dress, make up, trying to look provocative.
Fucking kek m8, you should have ripped the shit out of him. Fucking trannies are pathetic.
>it's too hard being a femme gay so I'll pretend I'm a woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w3Tyr1Pcfw

>>136260365
But its pretty obvious a lonely nonce from Wallsend like you would have some form of mental unrest.

>>136249894
The EU fisheries will have to pay a cut to the british if this happens..

>>136260365
I've said repeatedly that it does exist and cunts that are responsible for their own "depression" because they're lazy shit eating malingering cunts detract from not only the state purse but from genuine cases of mental illness.

>>136260395
Looking at the 7ft ~ 20kg bar + 20kg plates.

>>136260382
It's not that I have no "self-discipline". It's that I literally don't fucking want to waste money on heavy pieces of metal I can lift up and down.

It's not fun, it's boring.

It's the same reason why I don't watch cricket or read Harry Potter: It doesn't appeal to me.

>>136260112
>no argument
Who said I was trying to make one you pathetic lump

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>>136260395
you can lift as much as you want in one of these

>>136260562
>half arsed attempt to do a few push ups a day
>NAH FUCK PERSONAL FITNESS IT'S STUPID LEL
Pathetic.

>>136260445
Couldnt do that. He was a m8. He didnt come out to anyone so i think it was just a fetish of his or something. 4chan does weird things to people. Didnt want him offing himself.

>>136260646
autism cages

>>136260685
Nah, I gave it a go. Had a plan and sets and everything.

But it was just boring and tiring.

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>>136260532
So do you deny that any form of depression exists? Not sure I disagree with you after all tbqh.
>>136260491
Aaaaahhhhhhh stop mentioning where I'm from

>>136260646
Not everyone has the room, that image on /fit/ where the cunt put one through his roof and didn't even lift enough room for the bar either side.

>>136260782
I'm still hoping one of Brit/pol/'s more questionable members finds you and kills you.

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>>136259927
>>136260236

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>>136260875
please no

>>136260767
>fitness is tiring
>better quit
Faggot, I hate you more than honk right now.
>>136260782
If you fucking live like a pathetic rodent you'll start to feel like one, what you need to do is stop living like a pathetic rodent, no get bennies and expect sympathy.

>>136260859
dumb spacelets

>>136259935
This. numbers will always triumph over a single strong person.

>>136259613
How feminine was his penis?

Why is it so fucking hard to find a decent simple shirt with the England flag on it??
Every single one has some illustration or the flag pushed way to the side so you wouldn't see it with a jacket on, what is this?!

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>>136260767
>Not testing your limits and dbolishing your records

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>>136261087
>Faggot, I hate you more than honk right now.

Why do you care so much what I do? If I don't find exercise fun, what's it to you?

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>>136261144
it's fucking RACIST

>>136259976
>I work abroad.
Hey, if it suits you, fair game! Not for me, though

>>136261170
Don't see the point.

>>136261171
Because your general attitude is becoming the norm in society. Faggots like you are a constant drain on society yet you feel somehow entitled despite the absolute waste of space that you are.

>>136260538
Ive got about 90kg in weights(Largest plate is 7.5KG) don't know how heavy the bar is though

>>136260646
I haven't got the room and also I'm on the first floor so would go through the floorboards if I lift too heavy