brit/pol/ - Kannahameha Edition

>>136262755
Let's archive that

>https://theguardian com/politics/2017/jul/16/uk-reaching-tipping-point-on-abuse-of-politicians-paul-bew
https://archive.is/6K5BC

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WᶦˡLʸ ᵂIˡˡY WᶦLˡʸ ᵂIˡLʸ ᵂᶦˡLY WᶦLˡʸ ᵂIˡˡY ᵂILˡʸ ᵂIˡLʸ WᶦˡLʸ

Day 3 of my willy-seeds.

Plants were again attacked by pests during the night, willy-waggler ineffective due to it being dark.
Remedied the situation by tying my grandads old Duracel torch to the rubber appendage with garden twine, again a rather crude affair but worked at chasing said pests away remarkably well.

0 crops lost.

If all goes well, we should have fully grown willys in 3 more days, I will share their fruits

I will report back tomorrow, I hope you are enjoying my journal.

Sorry Brits, but there is no way we can have a free movement deal with you.

See, we Americans are a homogeneous society. We love freedom, guns, and money. We don't take vacations, we don't have chavs, we don't have sex before marriage.

We farm, we fix cars, and we invent things in our garages. We get our hands dirty.

We ABSOLUTELY CANNOT have you imbeciles traveling freely to the most powerful nation in the world because subhumans like you will take us down from the top just like you did with your own country after WWII.

>>136262755
>Anonymongs copying my links
Fucking state

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FIRST FOR FUCK LIFTING WEIGHTS

The state of those links

>>136262755
love the new format, defo keep it

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>Kannathread
>willyposter
/comfy/ thread desu

>>136262861
you should attach the willy-waggler to a fan and leave it plugged in over night so it's more effective

>>136262897
No one made a new thread yet

>>136263086
This makes me wanna play nier

These links were funny once but you weren't meant to be so retarded you didn't change them back to normal 3 threads later.

Brit/pol/ - <Title> edition

>Gove confirms foreign access to UK fishing grounds
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-40814377

>UK diplomats' families withdrawn from Venezuela
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jul/16/uk-reaching-tipping-point-on-abuse-of-politicians-paul-bew

>Home Office’s lack of action on post-Brexit Border ‘is shocking’
https://www.irishtimes.com/news/politics/home-office-s-lack-of-action-on-post-brexit-border-is-shocking-1.3169069

>Anti-Islam UKIP leadership hopeful 'too extreme', says AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-40802240

>Bring in British only passport lanes, minister says
https://inews.co.uk/essentials/news/politics/bring-british-passport-lanes-minister-says/

>British cyber expert Marcus Hutchins who halted NHS ransomware attack arrested in US
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/836711/Wannacry-ransomware-NHS-cyber-attack-Marcus-Hutchins-arrested-Las-vegas-hacker

>UK 'reaching tipping point' on abuse of politicians
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jul/16/uk-reaching-tipping-point-on-abuse-of-politicians-paul-bew

>Last day of Royal duties for Prince Phillip
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/prince-philip-final-royal-engagement-gaffes-96-years-duke-edinburgh-queen-elizabeth-ii-a7872561.html

>British email prankster fools White House officials into replying
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/aug/01/british-email-prankster-fools-white-house-officials-into-replying

>No 10 says free movement ends when UK leaves EU
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40774251

Previous edition ->

>>136263101
Have you mongs been copypasting those links all day? What the actual fuck?

>>136263291
Yes, they have and it's starting to trigger my OCD.

>>136263291
i didn't look at them they're the ones from the fucking prube thread earlier aren't they kek

>>136263243
I underestimated their retardation, I'm sorry formatanon.

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GO DO 20 PUSH UPS YOU FAT FUCK

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Lol.

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>>136262755
G-good Evening Anglo-senpais. . . Have you been warming up your headpats for my soft Gaelic head. . .?

>politicians cant deal with abuse

is this what happens when you grow up as a comfy sheltered rich person

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>>136263406
>tfw

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>>136262887
We'd be driving on the opposite side of the road too. It would be chaos.

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>>136263214
I 100% completed it twice desu, such a good game. Nines a cute.

>>136263243
fuck you and your format

learn 2 fucking archive

http://archive.is/x14Fe

baking new bread..

>>136263689
Don't make a new thread you utter fucking retard. That will only serve to thread split. Use this one first, then if you want to use archive next thread, do so but they'll be changed back to the normal format within 10 hours

****NOBODY READS THE LINKS ANYWAY****

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>>136263562

>>136263689
>baking new bread..
No.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW6kgKuhFE8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW6kgKuhFE8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW6kgKuhFE8

FUCK before common era (bce). Before Christ (bc) is a reflection of our rich Christian past and culture.

>>136262755
How do I stop being gay? I'm 29 and lately all I can think about is having sex with guys and sucking cock. I keep talking to guys online and have a strong desire to arrange a meet and engage in the most depraved homosex. Up until last year I had some unorthodox fetishes but was solely attracted to women; I found men repulsive. What the fuck is happening to me? It's making me suicidal.

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>>136261098
That's why I advocate repealing the handgun ban and bolstering self def1ends laws in the common men's favour. You should be allowed to pop Ahmed if him and his cronies try to get fresh on you and your missus (the rest would likely scatter)

He'll this shithole is full of bloody cameras, it should be used for the good of evidence so you can say 'see he pulled a knife on me at the bus stop, it was legit self defends guv'

>>136263951
I thought B.C.E. meant "Before Christ's Execution"

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>>136263853
Honk pats are best headpats.

>tfw you witness based honk honkposting fitness larpers into a raged frenzy.

>>136264040
BC means the date of his birth though.

>>136263766
>normal format
where can i find the riles for how to format?
baking now, will post in 1min brb

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Need advice peeps.

I have a decent sized cock, but when I get a pump in the gym blood is diverted and it shrivels into the size of a tinned mini sausage you get with beans.

When I wear sweat pants I look like I have a big clit during the pump. This is absolutely haram around attractive women.

Wat do?

>>136264040
It's a cultural Marxist psy op

>>136264180
The 10,000+ threads in the history of Brit/pol/ and here >>136263243

Don't make a new thread and embarrass yourself 40 posts in though you utter fucking melt.

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>>136263913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhjSzibOIH4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhjSzibOIH4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhjSzibOIH4

>>136264217
Put some rolled up socks in your pants

>>136264217
Sock in your pants

>>136264217
kill yourself.

>>136264023
Stop drinking the tap water anon

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>January 5th, 0 AD
>Jesus Christ has not yet been conceived.
>But its not B.C. anymore

>>136264336
>>136264392

Too obvious.

A fate worse than death if it's discovered too.

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>>136264106
Hmm I just don't like when people talk rubbish desu.

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>The National Trust has reversed a decision to make some volunteers work away from the public after they refused to wear sexual equality symbols.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-40837709

>>136264023
Speak to your priest.

>>136264293
>>136264293
where can i find the rules for formatting, it is unclear
just trying to do the captcha for the new thread, captcha is so slow!

>>136264288
this. also UTC and metres

>tfw covered in pig piss
I'm such an Islamaphobe.

>>136264405

DYEL, beta hippy permavirgin?

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>>136264503
They should have to wear honkbadges desu.

>>136264023
I believe you have what is called "Oh shit I'm nearly 30 and girls won't suck my dick, SHIIIIIIIIT, I guess a man will suffice."

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>all the postmodernist Marxist weasels in Brit/pol/

>>136264217
Stop going to gyms that women frequent.

Also stop thinking about it. You make it more obvious trying to hide it.

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>>136264625
They should have been forcefully sent to Ireland to pat our heads. . .

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>>136264808
>Jordan Peterson

Meme tier e-celeb tbqh

>>136264488
Any girl worth their salt would like you for your personality instead.

>>136263814
I read them, I just don't click on them >>136264023
You're just being weird, no way you can randomly switch at that age, it's just a weird phase from watching too much porn
>>136264040
Before "common era" it's PC nonsense

>>136264637
It's not like that. I'm not a virgin, I have had sex with women before. This is something different. My gay fantasies are mostly submissive anyway. My strongest desire is to suck a penis and swallow cum.

>>136264511
I think this anon has a point, it feels like I have been possessed by a malevolent force.

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>>136265016
>someone becomes somewhat well known
>now they aren't worth listening to
back to /mu/ with you

Giz a (you), luv. :^)

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>>136265129
>My strongest desire is to suck a penis and swallow cum.

>>136265129
They're just fantasies, you're a degenerate but you aren't bent. You would probs hate it in real life

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>>136263562
Hello potato

>>136263626
I think it's one of the best games that's came out in years, i'm nier the end of my second play through haven't played it in a while though

>>136262887
>We love freedom,
What is jaywalking?
What is the NSA?
>guns,
Be American, get shot
>and money.
You have so little culture that you think materialism is a blessed tradition
>We don't take vacations,
0161-5555-COME-ON-NOW
>we don't have chavs,
What is Detroit? Compton? Anywhere there are Mexicans?
>we don't have sex before marriage.
Kek
>We farm,
The entire world has farmers, I think you'll find
>we fix cars,
Not as well as the Nips or Blood Containers
>and we invent things in our garages.
Because you're all so stupid you get garages mixed up with laboratories and factories
>We get our hands dirty
Then wash them

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>>136265129
>My strongest desire is to suck a penis and swallow cum.

>>136265145
He never was worth listening to though. He's only popular because if daddy issues.

>>136262755
The absolute STATE of this formating, you should be ashamed Anon.

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>>136265145
>back to /mu/ with you
Kek
>>136265258
H-hello Kanna-chan. . .
G-great potato pat gif by the way. . . I am indeed a living talking potato desu. . . .

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>Anarcho-queer collective Mashpritzot hold a "die-in" protest against Israeli pinkwashing and the perceived homonormative priorities of the LGBT support centre in Tel Aviv.

just wasted the last hour lost in a mindless haze of skimming through wikipedia articles

can't remember where I started, or how many blue links I clicked, but this is where I ended up. I snapped back to reality when I saw this picture and read the caption, realised whoops there goes gravity, and closed the 50 tabs I had open in my browser.

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>>136265129
You should eat your own cum lad, then as you feel shame shame after doing so magnify that by 10293012983 times because that's what you'd feel like afterwards swallowing another mans muck

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>>136265258
It's my favourite game of this year desu. and nice gif, saved ;).
>>136265297
but if his talks can help people then he is worth listening to. maybe not for everyone but I don't see how he is "meme tier"

>>136264217
Wear shorts over the lyrcas you poof

>>136265583
That's how I feel after I wank tbqh

>>136265405
>Gove confirms foreign access to UK fishing grounds
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-40814377>UK diplomats' families withdrawn from Venezuela
https://www.thegaurdian.com/politics/2017/jul/16/uk-reaching-tipping-point-on-abuse-of-politicians-paul-bew

Britain reaches tipping pointack-of-action-on-post-brexit-border-is-shocking-1.3169069
>Anti-Islam UKIP leadership hopeful 'too extreme', says AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-40802240

>Bring in British only passport lanes, m

inister says
https://inews.co.uk/essentials/news/politics/bring-british-passport-lanes-minister-says/

>British cyber expert Marcus Hutchins who halted NHS ransomware attack arrested in US http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/836711/Wannacry-ransomware-NHS-cyber-attack-Marcus-Hutchins-arrested-Las-vegas-hacker

>UK 'reaching tipping point' on abuse of politicians
>
>Gove confirms foreign access to UK fishing grounds
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-40814377>UK diplomats' families withdrawn from Venezuela
https://www.thegaurdian.com/politics/2017/jul/16/uk-reaching-tipping-point-on-abuse-of-politicians-paul-bew

Home Office’s lack of action on post-Brexit Border ‘is shocking’https://www.irishtimes.com/news/politics/home-office-s-lack-of-action-on-post-brexit-border-is-shocking-1.3169069
>Anti-Islam UKIP leadership hopeful 'too extreme', says AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-40802240

>Bring in British only passport lanes, m

NEW THREAD

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>>136265405
blame eddie
>>136265443
>>136265612
I just learned how to make gifs :)

>>136265669
>Haven't wanked in two days
>All sexual thoughts have been suppressed and replaced with exercise

WOKE

>>136265681
jesus christ lad you just ruined the thread even more you fucking degenerate

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>>136264475

>>136265612
did the police make this?

or did they look the other way while a civilian was in possession of all those knives?

shoddy police work there

>>136262861
>>136262887
>>136262903
>>136263086
>>136263101
>>136263562
>>136263853
>>136264023
>>136264106
>>136264498
>>136264625
>>136264863
>>136265145
>>136265258
>>136265443
>>136265583
>>136265669
Why do I even come here, the fucking state of you cunts.

>>136265576
>just wasted the last hour lost in a mindless haze of skimming through wikipedia article

Comfy

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>>136265948

>>136265948

Cya then :3

>>136265733
I don't feel bad after I wank to porn, it's just that when I put the humbler on and the handcuffs, I feel like a pervert after.

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>>136265948
leave then ;)

>>136262903
We know it's you varg

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Po7lFDF9H0

>>136262755
the tipping point article 404's

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>>136265948
You're welcome to leave

>>136264217
Take a pre-workout viagra. You'll be bench pressing with your cock

>>136266148
F

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>>136265948
>tripfags are cancer and don't contribute in anyway way constructive, filter them all

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>>136264503

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmCnQDUSO4I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmCnQDUSO4I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmCnQDUSO4I

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>>136265576
Heartiest kek I've had in weeks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNj72Cm18gw

l a r g e

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>>136266148

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>>136266148

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>>136265948
How about you larp another set, make them heavy (in your mind).

>>136266126
What is a humbler?

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>>136267152

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>>136267366
>humbler

Whats everyone having for dinner??

>>136267593
What does it do?

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>>136267714
munchy box :^)

>>136267802
dunno lad. i had to google it too.

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>>136267714
S-salmon desu, and some amber ale, Irish of course, Anglo ale is like water to a Mick like me. . .

H-hopefully a headpat for desert too. . .

>tfw you open BBC Radio 4 to listen the correct RP English and intelligent conservative conversations
>the good half of voices are pajeets with disgusting accents, a half of the time gay pride shows and other perverts

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>>136267152
>>136267366
>>136267459
>>136267593
>>136267802
I'm confident we are being raided by a gaggle of poofs

>>136267593
>humbler
Is the knob electrified?

>>136267714
mascarpone and prosciutto pizza

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>>136267920
B-but you were so polite to me earlier, Not Bomber desu. . .

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>>136267920
I'm here all the time though...

>>136267802
What doesn't it do?

>>136267714
Dunno yet. Probably just grab a pizza in Sainsbury's desu, can't be arsed. Fuck working on the weekend.

>>136266437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X9LvC9WkkQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X9LvC9WkkQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X9LvC9WkkQ

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>>136267920
Help me Rimmsie, make them go away

>>136264217
>caring about what women think

You will literally never be attractive to women if you give a shit about them

>>136267714
Fresh prawns with garlic butter. Should be fuckin tasty aye and good for the gains

>>136268252
The ol catch 22

>>136262903
First for fuck off foreigners were full

>>136267850
I'm jealous i wish we had munchy boxes down here
>>136267914
ewww fish
>>136267966
fancy pizza desu
>>136268159
seafood is grimy

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>>136268180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUmq1cpcglQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUmq1cpcglQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUmq1cpcglQ

So britpol is essentially a glorified chatroom/agony aunt page at this point?

>>136268507
>1pbtid
PART OF THE PROBLEM

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>>136268507
we /britfeel/ now

>>136268507
MPs are overpaid tosspots who don't even work the summer hols so fuck it. Silly season desu yo

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>>136268057
>>136268068
Not you 2. Humbler anon and munchy box anon. How do this many queers gather in one place at the same time is your gaydar equipped with a homing device?

>>136267714
Tagliatelle and meatballs

>>136268252
It always worked for me, to an extent. It all goes to shit as soon as an actual relationship starts and they start expecting what you never offered.

I've just never been that interested, I mean sure i found them attractive but ibe just always felt like they're more effort than they're worth. All my experience of relationships have only proven that.

I wish I could have a nice relationship like it seems some other people have but I guess it's not happening.

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>>136268507
Brit/pol was honk'd long ago, it's now devoted to headpats and triggering tripfags.

which one of yous did this?

>Families recoil in horror after naked man injects drugs into his testicles in busy city centre branch of McDonald's

>>136268444
>pizza is seafood

>>136268459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5pnoSgIuVo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5pnoSgIuVo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5pnoSgIuVo

>>136268619
>replying to him

>>136268598
Nah I am here often, just haven't used the fagflag in a while.

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>>136268200
>make them go away
Its too late lad, we should have listened

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>>136268689
was supposed to reply to the person talking about prawns
>>136268619
sounds good
>>136268636
*pat* *pat*

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>>136268598
I posted the munchy box actually hehe. Idk maybe seeing me post with this flag encourages them to use it too.
>>136268636
brit/pol/ status: HONKED.com

>>136268377
You just have to be like me, disdainful of everyone. Have 0 respect for anyone, don't even begin to think of them as your equals, just tease girls like they are kids, and don't let yourself give a fuck if they try to hurt you or shame you.
Works like a charm

>>136268634
99% of Modern women a shit, just like modern men (90% +)
Its impossible to have love (wonder) in this day and age, because we've all seen porn, fucked up hollywood movies, beheading videos, seen terrorist attacks happen to us every month, etc
Love is literally impossible when your entire existence from the age 10 and up is trauma and delusion

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Why is your average Essex bird way more good looking than anywhere else in the UK

I just visited Chelmsford in Essex and I was falling in love with a new bird every 50 meters

>>136268654
Just... why... would you go in through the balls with IV

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>>136264475

>AD
>Anno Domini
>"Year of Our Lord"

>>136268992
I think thats just autism lad

>>136268992
You want your eyes checked

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Anyone else looking forward to watching these bubble butted black women run around in lycra in the athletics on BBC1?

>>136268654
Glasgow?

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>>136268992
>lady at the till in Morissons says "Have a nice day"
>Immediately start picturing our life together as a married couple until we die in a plane crash to Singapore in 2047

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>>136264503

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>>136269392
disgusting desu

>>136268989
I'm still able to feel love so I guess you're too cool for school for me
Must be the result of my traumatically wholesome Catholic upbringing

>>136269308
>>136269314
Nah, boys. I've travelled all around the UK and I'm convinced the average girl in essex is considerably more good looking than anywhere else.

>>136268989
>>136268252

You sound like you've taken the black pill mate.

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Fag removal Wunderwaffe has entered stage 2 of development

For Queen and Country, lads

>>136268507
We need a happening
We have nothing to discuss

>>136268992
I live near Chelmsford and the women here are horrific, even before my gay crisis began I would struggle to find a decent one. You must have shit in your eyes.

>>136269627
She looks nice, and no visible signs of degeneracy.

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>>136262755
I want to watch this show because it looks comfy and I like the titty dragon.

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>>136269627

Fucking school holidays, you cunts are unbearable

>>136269706
shes best

>>136268992
I live 170 miles away from chelmsford and i've never felt better about my life

>>136269619
Even if you were right, it stops as soon as they open their mouths.

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REMINDER that this absolutely abhorrent mess of a man WILL privatise our NHS
BABY KILLER

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Anyone going out on a date tonight?

just had an argument with the missus about her being self centred as fuck and always wanting her own way

Apparently it's relationship talk day
So thought I'd weigh in

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>>136269833

Good.

Although I'd prefer to have a more Burkean Conservative party tbqh.

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>>136269821
>other tripfags aren't posting so you can't control the discussion
>this upsets the hypocrite
Lmaoing at your life

Just finished the first 5 chapters of The Strange Death of Europe, feel free to ask me anything.

>>136269840
watched this before
she's in a mental asylum lmao

>>136269528

You're a shit stabber mate. I thought you'd appreciate a nice arse?

>>136270021
Is it any good so far. Like I say I have a copy but I haven't started it yet.

>>136270021
How does it feel to be a true intellectual now?

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>>136269833
>Baby killer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES_RXRuFNVw

hast du etwas zeit fur mich?

>>136267714
glass of water
>reminder that nothing tastes as good as being skinny feels

>>136270021
>wasting time reading a book instead of Brit/pol/
At least read the gulag archipegalo

>>136270021

Have you tidied your room?

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>>136270076
Hmmm yes but not black women. Not even a stormfag larper but I don't see the appeal desu.

>>136270159
English version is way better

>>136270021
Do you think he's a secret ethno?

>>136269833
Nationalised hospitals are for brainlets
Nationalised health insurance is for alphas

>>136270009
I only come here for the decent roster triplords and many two or three decent anon posters. The rest of you a fucking pathetic virgin animenonce NEET cunts. Sort your fucking lives out.

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>>136270159
Nein.
>pic related

>>136270009
This.

>>136270159

This is a balloon free zone lad

Is everything going to be ok lads?

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>>136270156
>frog noises and slamming the same chord on repeat
>music

>>136270335
Sort yours out, I worry about you.

>>136270404
Found the punk drummer

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>>136270306

Imagine how good it must have felt to drop incendiary bombs on G*rmans

>>136270156
katalepsy mate

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I know you all hate jazz for some reason (probably the only good thing ever invented by blacks) but posting anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQLMFNC2Awo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQLMFNC2Awo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQLMFNC2Awo

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>>136267714
A friend.

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>>136270335
>posts on brit/pol/ 24/7
>tells other people to sort their lives out
Hmmm it's like tripfags have no self-reflection. really made me think

>>136269706
>She looks nice, and no visible signs of degeneracy.
That's as much as you can ask for these days.

>>136270593
mai Jodiefu

>>136270096
It's fucking superb. Obviously, it is going to be written from a civic perspective, but he makes up for it in his well backed up assertions that people from different countries bring in different cultures, and that it is not possible for those cultures to harmoniously run in parallel. The two standout bits of the book so far are his demolishing of the mantras that migration is a net financial benefit to the country, and that we are a nation of migrants. Also deals rather well the "we need more migrants because they make more children and we need that for our pyramid scheme" argument. I only finished not one hour ago so I'm still digesting it but it is rather good.

>>136270311
To be totally honest, no, but I think perhaps that is more likely after my reading so far.

>>136267714

I had

CHIPS (with red sauce on)
GAMMON
GARDEN PEAS
2 (TWO) HOMEGROWN TOMATOES
1 (ONE) PIECE OF BREAD

disengaging capslock

>>136270335
Are you drunk or just a faggot? What's your problem?

>>136270459
>legal foundation on which our country's values are based
>boring documents n shit

You're a shitskin, right?

>>136269764
It's a great show fafnir is best grill

>>136270860
yes, irish

On a scale of 1 - 10 how fucked is brexit currently?

>>136270967
Irish aren't shitskin.

>t. half irish

>>136270860
Constitutional law anon triggers brainlets.

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>>136270975
11

>>136270055
She's got a nice pair of tits tbf

>>136270975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOO5S4vxi0o

>>136270975

∞

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>>136270297

You got your eyes on the BBC bulges in the men's 100?

Black women have great arses lad, especially the athletes, scientific fact.

I've colonised that pussy before, great feeling having them worship the white pork sword.

I'm not foolish enough to go and make mongrel sprogs though, so no need to worry.

>>136270687
She's a qt, I know.

>>136271039
>>136271084

Is London experiencing a crime wave or is it just /pol/ memes?

>>136270743
Good to know, I expected as much. I'm off work this week so I might start it one of the days.

>>136270860
>implying our values aren't based on Christianity

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>>136270939
>fafnir
Top taste

>>136270975
It's so fucked that there should be riots in the streets to take back our democracy. But everyone is too busy watching some ape chatting up a white woman on Love Island or whatever.

>>136271023
I second that.

>>136268992
I live in Essex, I do not know what you think you're seeing.

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>>136270161
Where are you i'm gonna come play your ribs like a xylophone
>>136270797
proper comfy meal

Annnyyyyyyywayyyyy

I'm going to make a cup of tea

toodle-pip

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>>136270860
>calls anyone not white a shitskin
>wonders why he doesn't function normally in modern society
triplets whenever will they learn

>>136270975
What do you mean by fucked? Are you a remoaner or worried it might not happen?

>reading Hitchens books aloud and imitating his accent

Implying I'm the only one who does this
deh-CADEs

>>136271138
It's on the brink. I've been urging my brother to move his family out of there ASAP.

what is it about anime that makes young men so obsessive over it

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>>136271290
Do you like Nico? She's my favourite idoru.

>>136270975
>Promise a referendum they have no intention of holding
>Call their bluff
>Hold the referendum confident everyone will vote remain
>Bluff called again
They're going to come down hard on us

>>136271159
Well I listened to it in audiobook form, and I the narration is good, the whole audiobook is unabridged and 12 hours long, I went on a 3 hour walk today and got through a quarter of it. Audible membership is 7.99 per month I think and you get one book per month or you can buy more.

>>136271367
It's a "legal" form of noncery.

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>>136271103
>BBC
god no.
>>136271383
Hmm I like Honoka and Hanayo more but Nico would be third place.

>>136271162
I said legal foundation, not moral foundation.

>>136264522
UTC doesn't have daylight saving
The difference is important if your converting for different time zones

>>136271479
It's just cartoons m8, you need to learn to differentiate between cartoons are reality.

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sister insisting on remaining in Birmingham with 3 kids, two girls.

Remaining around one of the most diverse areas, and throwing 650k on the house.

What the fuck can I do, her arguments are the kids clubs and the people she knows.

Sure her kids might not get raped or murdered, but if they don't it'll be cause they've been mentally blacked and will come out the other side of 18 as complete degenerates.

what the fuck do i do

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>All the nonces ITT

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>>136271162

wtf is the Hanoverian dynasty

Animenonces should be hung from the highest lampposts.

>>136271568
Forget that you have a sister.

>>136271367
it's colourful, funny and usually have plots different to what you'd find on normal tv also full of kawaii characters

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>>136270400
No, we're fucked

>>136271561
If you like to watch sexualised school children in cartoon form, it's entirely probable that you would enjoy watching sexualised school children irl. You're just scared of getting vanned.

UK is rightful Irish clay

>>136271697
>found dead in his cell

You just know that all these "suicides" in prison are gang related murders being covered up.

>>136271522
You didn't
Plus they're basically the same thing

>>136271620
I believe that guy speaks honestly
But he's making a huge mistake
People want traditional values from the church, as an escape from the secular world
they don't want that shit
It's just going to push more people away

>>136271568
650k is nice part of London tier
Where in Birmingham would you have to pay that?

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>>136271393

>Promise an illegal referendum

Fuck parliament tbqh.

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>>136271672
>full of kawaii characters

>>136271762
>I want more land for my countrymen to fail to farm
really made me think padders

>>136271757
Since you're a tripfag it's entirely probable you enjoy taking it up the shitter. Fuck off.

>>136271843
The list of laws is the foundation of this country. You're arguing over the words he chose to use, not the point.

>>136271495
do beg my pardon, but why anime so unhetro?

>>136271843
>You didn't

>>136270860
>legal foundation


The fucking state of your reading comprehension.

>>136271495
>no to BBC
Good boy

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>>136271640
>Continuously refuses to look in the mirror
>cannot EVER be introspective
t. triplets

>>136271757
If you think any animated image of a child is sexualised you probably sexualise children in real life, you nonce

>>136271640
And kept there as long as standards of hygiene permit.

>>136271367
It's literally twilight for men. Girls falling for the virgin guy in the virgin/chad meme.

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The shemale Semenya currently running on BBC1

>>136271856
Referenda aren't illegal though. They can't be used to make decisions, but they're allowed in an advisory capacity as the EU one was.

>>136271843
I was just memeing tbqh.

The state church is the Anglican church
The head of the Anglican church is the monarch
All legal authority derives from the Monarch and (albeit via increasing levels of proxy) implemented by the monarch
Therefore all law in the UK is Anglican law.

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How did you celebrate pride today lads?

>>136271762
UK is rightful headpats territory for Micks.

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>>136271954

>>136271847

It has nice areas, but how nice they'll be in 10 years is the trouble

>>136271672
Autism, then

I enjoy the odd bit of anime now and then but not at all to the degree that some people seem to

I consider it a guilty pleasure. End of the day 99.9% of anime is absolute trash

>that favourite, almost unhinged obsession of the progressive milieu: 'change'
ye m8 i get wot ur saying #VoteUKIP

>>136272180
>pride day

There shouldn't be a pride day, all it does is cause segretation and a "them and us mentality". But I'm not a fan of banning things. If I was gay I wouldn't go.

>>136272097
And now we're lumped with having hundreds of people (MPs) having to do a job that they don't want to do, and many of which will actively try to sabotage.

I'm not against the referendums, but it is obviously a vastly inferior way of getting the job done than electing people who actually want to do it to parliament.

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>MASSUS BANFELD

>>136272180
>pride
that's not still going on is it?

>>136271981
If somebody collected images of shool children, sexualised or not, I'd be concerned.

>>136272172
She's CinC of the armed forces too, that doesn't mean all law in the UK is martial law

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>>136272180

>>136272369
>applying logic and reason to these people

You're wasting your time.

>>136272370
Are you retarded? The UK is a theocracy by operation.

>>136272370
What the fuck are you talking about?

>it costs £12 for a 3 pack of Pokemon Boosters

BREXIT BRITAIN. SAVE US COMRADE CORBYN

>>136272205
The only place that outside of London would would pay that would be 90% WB and the rest would be euros and a few rich Indians
It won't be as bad you think even it is a shit area
I grew up in a shitty part of Croydon and it went any real danger

>>136272323
>CONTEMPTUOUSLY

>>136272370
Mart

I started typing a response but I'm stopping because I want you to know it's not deserving of a response.

>>136271762
looks like we got ourselves a gobshite empirenigger
Irish are lower than rats
know your place lad, get a job on the railroad

>>136272315
I agree with you (and Peter Hitchens, topkek parrot) in principle, but in practice it was never going to happen. My hope was that the Tories are so obsessed with just having office that a mass display of public sentiment in favour of Brexit might force them to hold their noses and just fucking get on with it so as not to lose their electorate.
Sadly, we didn't get as sizeable a majority as you'd need for that (probably over 65% to even have a hope), so that's gone up the creek. Fortunately very little will change in practice, because it's mutually beneficial for all those involved to keep thing as is.

>>136272369
My mam collects paintings of children at the beach, should I be concerned she's a nonce?

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>>136271757
Anime doesn't sexualise kids unless but i bet thats all your thinking when you watch it
>>136271955
9s is a qt
>>136272223
most likely autism i wanna get checked ive scored really high on online tests but they dont mean much

New
>>136272702
>>136272702

>>136272535
>Buying Pokemon Cards
>Year other than 1999/2000

>>136272653
R-rude!

The day of the Anglo has long past, now it's the dawn of the Mick.

Anglos are to obey us and pat our heads. Now bow to your Gaelic-senpais. . .

Where's liberty captcha gone lads?