So I'm visiting a friend and out at the jacuzzi relaxing with my wife, then this creature shows up and lights up a cig. Wife asks her to put it out as it's a no smoking area. Creature begins to berate the wife and myself. Resisted the urge to harpoon it. Any help in find more out about this creature would be helpful. It lives in Newport Beach, CA
>>136217179
Would harpoon yer wife, if you know what I mean.
OP sounds super beta, complaining to guys on 4chan instead of posting nude pics of his "wife."
cuck.
>>136217822
those swimmers traps.
>>136217179
Interesting fantasy you live.
Tell me about your three-way.
>>136217179
Get confort in knowing that she must need help wiping those blubby but cheeks, it's children are probably going to kill her or themselves to rid the world of so much weight
>>136217179
>personal army request
>>>/b/
>>136217179
Don't talk to me
Don't look at me
Two times twice