Brit/pol/ - Pub Lock In edition

first for getting rimmer into fat camp

First for me being first and everyone else being big gay benders

>>135830094
BTFO

>>135830094
That must be mortifying

nth for TRIPFAGS OUT

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>>135830185

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Everyone STOP using offensive words to describe our Emerald Isle friends.

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I want Germans to leave

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9th for BASED triplords

>>135829985
Yeh, and that's disgusting, clearly. But it doesn't mean they were fully aware of the consequences of what they were doing. I can't just keep repeating myself on this. I believe that the average 10 year old has less understanding of the long term effects of their actions than the average, for example, 25 year old. And as such I don't think they can possibly be tried in the same way. The cut off point? I have no idea. I guess 16 is a decent age.

>>135830340
>cope is white
>I'm white
What went wrong?

>>135830132

>wanting to give Rimmer £10,000 just so you can film his willy and bum

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h-hello...

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>>135830340
Why am I red?

>>135830477

Ooo 'ello ducky

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>>135830477
>poof

>>135830274
>t. potatonigger

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>>135830340
I thought you were redoing the last supper?

>>135830476
>Not wanting to see the most hilarious and depressing documentary of a fat tripfag suffering through fat camp while a certified Triplord laughs at him and bullies him along the way
What's wrong with you?

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>>135830477
Hello pretend poof

>>135830658
That was WN iirc

>>135830400
>fully aware of the consequences of what they were doing
If they weren't fully aware they wouldn't have tried to hide it. They did the same thing as most adult murderers do- realise the consequences of what they did and then try to hide that they ever did it. Do you think a child of say six would have the awareness of using a train to make it look like he was killed accidentally by it?

>I can't just keep repeating myself on this
That's because everything points to them knowing exactly the consequences of what they did. Try and find something in the murder that suggests otherwise.

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>>135830727
Oh, sorry

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>>135830558
konbanwa
>>135830616
>frog
>>135830719
>pretend
what makes you say that

Why haven't you moved to Australia yet? Germany has already ruined you

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>>135830876
>poof

>>135830774
There is a vast difference between knowing that what you're doing is wrong and knowing the consequences of what you do.

Take a 10 year old kid stealing a tenner from his mum's purse. Imagine his mum only has £15 in her purse, £10 for food for the family for the week, £5 for the electric meter. The kid will cover up what he's done, put the purse back, lie to his mum. But he wouldn't understand the consequences of what he did. At 16 it's more likely he would.

What them two did was abhorrent, it was evil and it should have been punished. Maybe even punished with death. But they cannot be tried in the same way as adults. They just can't.

>>135830981
Full of Chinks and spiders desu

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>>135830876
>what makes you say that
Every time another quare says something gay to you always turn them down. I think you are pretending to be gay for attention

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>>135831062
Where are you getting all these frogs from?

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>>135831139
why would I start giving out personal info over britpol? that would be dumb. someone from here does know me more than others though ;)

>>135830340
>you made yourself a paki
what did you mean by this?

>>135831063
>But they cannot be tried in the same way as adults
'At the trial, the lead prosecution counsel Richard Henriques QC successfully rebutted the principle of doli incapax, which presumes that young children cannot be held legally responsible for their actions'
Our justice system disagrees with you.

>The child psychiatrist Dr. Eileen Vizard, who interviewed Thompson before the trial, was asked in court whether he would know the difference between right and wrong, that it was wrong to take a young child away from his mother, and that it was wrong to cause injury to a child. Vizard replied, "If the issue is on the balance of probabilities, I think I can answer with certainty".
>Dr. Susan Bailey, the Home Office forensic psychiatrist who interviewed Venables, said unequivocally that he knew the difference between right and wrong.

>>135831350
Nothing in particular

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>>135831328
>someone from here does know me more than others though ;)
Are you Preuße's bf?

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>>135831328
>poof

>>135831304
im pikk then upp fron tyhe growmd. wen teemcher tayks ,me fror waklms ,

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>>135831647
no

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>>135831579

>this combination of mental illness in one thread
What a useless thread, take this shit to >>>/lgbt/

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>>135831738
>poof

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>>135830477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_fBOxdrVdU

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>>135831686

>>135831512
I really don't know how many times I can reiterate the same point. Knowing the difference between right and wrong, knowing that you're breaking the law, knowing that what you're doing is wrong is not the same as knowing the consequences of that action.

The law can disagree with me, that's fine. It disagrees with me on a lot of things, as I would imagine it does with a lot of people. The law would have me arrested for calling a nigger a nigger. I don't have to agree with it

>Prince Philip to carry out final official engagement today
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40798469

>>135832494
People are tried for the consequences. They're tried for their actions.
Back to your money stealing analogy. If a thief steals a woman's purse, he isn't tried for the woman missing the bus home because she didn't have the money, the thief is tried for stealing the money in the first place.

>>135832745
People *aren't* tried for the consequences.

>>135831769
>he thinks I'm a paki
M8, if I was a paki I'd be married to my cousin and wouldn't be approaching wizardhood

Anyone here read any of Bowden's books?

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>>135832059
dahdy k ps showting amt ,mummey fror letteng teencher teyk mie om walnks am fter inbrok hes speshl bohtel wimv sigoret juose , iln et. .

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>>135826639
i was thinking aircraft engineering technician.
or naval airman (handler) if i don't score high enough on the recruitment test.
i don't have a degree.

Morning lads. Burgers for breakfast. They were supposed to be used yesterday but I'm sure a few hours makes no difference

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>>135833220
strange sleeping pattern. are you a NEET?

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>>135833220
If in doubt, get the chlorine out

>>135833339
I'm the NEETest of all NEETs

>>135832745
Diminished responsibility. A literal retard is tried differently to a normal person. Somebody with schizophrenia is tried different to those without. Mitigation. If it can be proven that a person doesn't understand, through lack of intelligence, the consequences, they are tried as such.

I'm not trying to change anybody's mind here, I'm just putting my personal thoughts across and that is that children, especially pre-pubescent children, cannot be tried in the same way as adults.

I'm not even really saying they shouldn't have been hanged. I'm saying that they should have been tried as children, which they essentially were.

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>>135833339
>poof

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>>135833394
being NEET is suffering

>>135833192

Kek, wtf Rimmer lad

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>>135833483
>poof

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>>135831647

>>135833182
>aircraft engineering technician
Good choice. If you're decent with routine and don't mind people making demands of you then that's a really good role to get into.

If you want to earn more money and live a weird life you could go the submarine route. I considered that for a while, kind of regret not doing it. Obviously you'll be a power systems engineer or something, as planes don't work very well under water

>>135833401
We'll have to just disagree then because I think people with mental illness should be tried the same regardless. The worlds better off without those sorts. The less of them the better. Even if that does sound like our early twentieth century friends.

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>>135833603

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>>135833569

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>>135832807
i've got my eye on you, jew-knob.

>>135833668
Don't >> me you fucking faggot

>>135833483
It's not all that bad. Not sure why so many people complain. You get your rent and council tax paid + enough money to live on. I've even managed to save about £5,000 of my NEETbux over the years

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>>135833571

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>>135833763
:^))))

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>>135833668
>poof

>>135832807
Is this you lad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxTH9NNuViQ

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>>135833845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnyhJ8KoCZo

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>>135833845
>poof

>>135833954
No I'm not that old, I have a job and I haven't got into debt with the Uni Jew

>>135834115
>I have a job
Do you work nights or?

I swear you're always on here through 2am-7~am

>>135834239
Nah I just have a habit of staying up late, I usually put the laptop away and try to go to sleep about 3.30am

>>135834046
What do I need to do to get in on these poof (You)s?

I've been banging tripfags before it was cool.

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Whichever one of you lot made this, well done.

https://youtu.be/1KsljBj3UEI

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>>135834501
I meant threatening tripfags with banging

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>>135834501
>>135834553

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>>135834678
faggot

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>>135833661
I'm torn. In some ways I agree with you, in some ways I don't. If the two who killed that kid died in their cell aged 11 I certainly wouldn't give a shit. I wouldn't be opposed to them living their entire lives out in prison. I am opposed to giving the government the power to kill children though, especially children of that age.

Was nice to have the discussion though, beats the total noncery that these threads usually (and currently) are.

>>135834810
Fair enough though I was saying to hang them at 18. I'd settle for life in prison though. What annoys me the most was that they were let out after about eight years.

thread's are getting so much slower

summer's ending

we need more trips

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>>135834501
>>135834553
ime lyke too .gimv {yoo )s toon peepol than,t rehmenber me ov mumie bcos lonts ohf nyoo dahdies linke goim too hern roohm

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goodnight

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>>135835585
>poof

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>>135834527

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>>135834995
If you're gonna hang them at 18 you may as well hang them at 10. Morally I have no issue with that. Yeh, 8 years is unacceptable and seems to not match the crime at all.

>>135836162
Don't feel m8. Have some nice food instead.

>>135833401
>A literal retard is tried differently to a normal person
i was in a jury fairly recently, and a literal retard was on the jury. no joke.

Anyone here done an open university degree?

>>135836555
Isn't Eddie doing one?
I was thinking about doing one of their foundation/access modules this year.

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>>135836373
mumi,e mayks thta t foomd,om speshil deys adn olwais myne birmfdey

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>>135836373
>Don't feel
i can't help it

>>135836555
Do you have to pay the same amount as a normal university?
>also that Cardiff stuff turned out to be a bit shite

>>135836373
>picc
I don't understand how someone can live that way (referring to the husband here), how do you not say fuck it and either kill yourself or go on a killing spree?

Rightly is getting blamed by /ptg/ for shitposting.

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Haven't heard this in a while

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMCszgOnXYk

>>135837123
You are a sick fuck. Three years ago, I was raped by a man like you. It ruined my life. I'm still broken, no matter what I do to try and fix it. I can't move on. The scars run too deep. You don't even care about how those girls are affected. You don't care that you're breaking their spirits, dreams, and everything they hoped to be. My joy in life was taken away, stolen by someone like you. You don't deserve to live for the pain you caused those girls.

>>135837424
You say that like you think you know anything about my situation. You have no idea how much counseling I've gone to, self defense classes, and medication I've been on. Despite all of that, the topic of rape still cuts me to the core. And you think its because I didn't try hard enough. I hope you never have to experience something like that.

>>135836653
What job do you do already? Working for a political party right? How much money, effort, enjoyment?
You seem like the only remotely grown up one here.
>apart from the jewed willy and near wizardry

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Lads, are the people who took over that signboard yestersay in Wales in prison yet? How long is their sentence?

>>135837614
COPE's the one working for a political party.
Mine isn't that exciting. Not much money or enjoyment but thankfully little effort most of the time.

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>>135836483
That seems like it shouldn't be allowed but I guess the jury is supposed to represent society and there are plenty of retards, so maybe it's good that they're involved. I'd fucking love to get jury duty.

>>135836871
You should think yourself lucky lad. All I ever got on my birthday was a slap for being one year older and no more successful, I'd have killed for flour and water.

>>135836896
Feel, but don't let the feels consume you.

>>135837076
Truly no idea. Hubby didn't even get tomato sauce; what sort of a fucking life is that?

>>135837123
And rightly so.

>>135837243
Total shite. The only decent 'slavic' thing I've heard recently is

https://youtu.be/1ugivNRYfjc

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>>135837835
>COPE's the one working for a political party
So I really have memed him into reality? Interesting.

>>135837835
>COPE
Ah thought one tripfag did. Black Panthers is it?
Did you get a pay rise for the extra workload?

Where did Cherposter and the other mongs go?

>>135837627
Oh shit I forgot about that. Anyone got a link for the thread?

>>135838082
Lullaby bay.

>>135835102
People aren't posting because of the trips you fucking retard, these threads are cancerous when it's just a group of tripnonces competing for attention.

>>135838177
>implying I have any competition
Honestly, how can any one else compete?

>>135837902
>Total shite
Referring to your taste in music? If so then I have to agree.

>>135838318
Post a photo of your fanny.

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>>135838493
Here's the most recent photo of my fanny.

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>>135837947
?
>>135838001
>Did you get a pay rise for the extra workload?
Turned out extra workload won't be happening but that's a good thing as the pay wouldn't have gone up anyway.
>>135838133
This is the first thread from today, you can follow the whole autistic affair from there.
>>135776211

>>135838667
It's a long story, best save it for some other time.

>>135838647
Not up to your usual standard that.

>>135838769
Yeah well what can I say, this fanny is a bit pathetic.

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>>135838406
20pbtid/120 posts

I'm out. Enjoy your thread you narcissistic little tart

>>135838847
Bit better.

>>135838893
It's really not

>>135838941
You're making it awkward now. Brevity is the soul of wit and all that.

>>135838765
Fair enough. It's time I went to sleep anyway.

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Hey guys, check out this funny Roger Mellie drawing I did.

Also i'm taking requests anybody want me to draw some le dank roger maymays.

>>135837902
>That seems like it shouldn't be allowed but I guess the jury is supposed to represent society and there are plenty of retards
lol, true. i think that the most disturbing part of it was that she was a mother of two, at least one of whom was autistic. the level of dysgenics in this country is fucking unreal. apart from her, though, it was pretty good. it was a 100% white jury, and of the whole group i was cited with there were only two pakis. the case was a bit shit, but it didn't take too long.

Anyone else who wouldn't mind dying in their sleep tonight?

>>135838667
Thanks!

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>>135839277
what's up m8?

>>135839347
The usual. Loneliness. No hope. Deepening despair. More loneliness.

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>>135839518
No point in me offering you any advice since you know what I'll say anyways.

Don't want to walk out on you and leave you alone but you'[re probably used to that so.

Anyways I need to be up early today so nite

x

>>135839797
A pic of your tits will cheer me up.

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Why the fuck couldn't Viz be released in America

Shall we go then?
Yes. Let's go.
(No one moves)

>>135836653
>Isn't Eddie doing one?
Not sure will ask him

Its cheaper than a normal degree and can do it part time

>>135837008
Yeah its cheaper. Yeah Cardiff thing was shite

>>135840356
is that waiting for godot?

Rimmer!...No? Good. Since that's the way we're playing it... let's play it that way...and speak no more about it...speak no more...Old stancher! You...remain.

>Curtain

>>135840672
One of the thieves was saved...

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>>135839891

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>>135840690

>>135840987
Silence! Talk softer...If I could dream...I might make love...I'd go into the woods...my eyes would see the sky...the earth...I'd run and run...they wouldn't catch me...Nature! Theres something dripping in my head...a heart...a heart in my head...

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>>135841323

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>4:07 am
>extreme suicidal ideation kicks in

I just want to fade away without a trace

>>135841437
They said to me, That’s love. Yes, yes. Not a doubt.
Now you see how… How easy it is.
They said to me, That’s friendship. Yes, yes. No question.
You’ve found it.
They said to me, Here’s the place. Stop. Raise your head and look at all that beauty.
They said to me, come now. Think upon these things and you will see how all becomes clear and simple.
I say to myself, you must learn to suffer better than that.
I say to myself, you must learn to be there better than that if you want them to let you go.
It’ll never end. I’ll never go.
Then one day, suddenly it ends. It changes.
I don’t understand. It dies or it’s me. I don’t understand.
I ask the words that remain. Sleeping. Waking. Morning. Evening.
They have nothing to say.
I say to myself, the Earth is extinguished. Though I never saw it lit.
It’s easy going.
When I fall, I’ll weep for happiness.

The amount of tripfaggots in this thread is ridiculous, everyone needs to get a tripcode to fight these nonces. If everyone has a tripcode then no one has a tripcode.

>>135841529
it may or may not get better

Do you believe in the life to come?
Mine was always that.

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>youtube video about retard being verbally bullied
>comments full of internet hardmen saying theyd kill the bullies if they could
>death to all bullies
>1 like = 1 dead bully

This makes me scared of normies, they have no morals.

Just had nice bottle of beer and now i'm eating crisp butties and noone can stop me

>>135841529
>wahhhhhhhhhh no one understands me im going to kill myself
>Abdijamal next door makes 5 more children

the absolute state of the average Bong ladies and gentlemen...do us a favour, if you do kill yourself then make sure to kill some shitskins before you go

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>>135841529
Cheer up anon. Also call the Samaritans 116 123

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwWfE4DAyao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwWfE4DAyao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwWfE4DAyao

>>135841741
Probably
>>135842475
>He thinks I'd ever do it
I can't see myself doing it, but fuck, it's growing more appealing by the day now
>>135842491
Nah

>>135842491
I once knew a madman who thought the end of the world had come. He was a painter—and engraver. I had a great fondness for him. I used to go and see him, in the asylum. I’d take him by the hand drag him to the window. Look! There! All that rising corn! And there! Look! The sails of the herring fleet! All that loveliness!
He’d snatch away his hand and go back to his corner. Appalled. All he had seen was ashes.
He alone had been spared.
Forgotten.
It appears the case is…was not so…so unusual.

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>>135841677

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>>135842491
Is it nostalgic music time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH6TJU0qWoY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH6TJU0qWoY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH6TJU0qWoY

>>135842622
Nobody would dare look at himself in the mirror, because a grotesque, tragic image would mix in the contours of his face with stains and traces of blood, wounds which cannot be healed, and unstoppable streams of tears. I would experience a kind of voluptuous awe if I could see a volcano of blood, eruptions as red as fire and as burning as despair, burst into the midst of the comfortable and superficial harmony of everyday life, or if I could see all our hidden wounds open, making of us a bloody eruption forever. Only then would we truly understand and appreciate the advantage of loneliness, which silences our suffering and makes it inaccessible. The venom drawn out from suffering would be enough to poison the whole world in a bloody eruption, bursting out of the volcano of our being. There is so much venom, so much poison, in suffering!

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>>135842622

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when is pube going to start a right wing revolution?

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>>135841529
Just do what I do, think you have cancer but don't get it diagnosed.
It's like a slow suicide.

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>>135842860
Any song but that song anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV1XWJN3nJo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV1XWJN3nJo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV1XWJN3nJo

>>135830340
Perfect

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>>135843092
>immediately going for the ultimate nostalgic song
>tfw I know it by the url
Sick man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdTzmIgRuQ0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdTzmIgRuQ0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdTzmIgRuQ0

>>135838647
>black theme
Always new you were an emo gurl preusse

>>135843478
Knew*

Phoneposting reeee

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>>135843478
>germanic cuck is a tranny

I should've known that he's a 'girl'.

>>135843092

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mGBaXPlri8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mGBaXPlri8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mGBaXPlri8

this song gave me anxiety when I was younger for some reason

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>>135843762
>gave me anxiety

Did it awaken homoerotic urges?

>>135843838
looking back on it its proper pedoey

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>>135843762
>this song gave me anxiety when I was younger for some reason
Are you a grill?

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>>135844028
I don't know if I'd call that 'pedoey'.
I'd reserve that for thing like Oingo Boingo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYn7q953NTg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYn7q953NTg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYn7q953NTg

I'm growing willy tomatoes

I grow all kinds of willy plants

In my pants

eh m8 are they plants in ya pants or are ya just glad to see me

made the mistake of going to smyths on a sunday. Never tripped over so many toddlers. I just wanted to look at pokemon cards but they kept running into me

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>>135844214
nah I don't know why.
maybe some suppressed memories

>>135844398
>a children's card game

A-at least play DND like a real man.

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>>135844277

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>>135841529
>>135842491

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>>135844542

i like the collecting aspect mate.

>>135843762
Lol, I remember when this was on TV when I was a young lad and my mum told me I couldn't watch the TV when the music video was playing on MTV or w.e. because it was about dykes.
I remember her saying it's wrong and disgusting, etc.

>>135844277
was he an actual pedo or was it a really dark song?

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>>135843762
To think this used to be considered controversial.

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>>135844991
I don't know but the little girl at the end looks a bit bow legged.

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>be on britpol server
>say "britbong" once in Politics
>next day removed from britpol server

Doggin the commonwealth lads

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>>135845413

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Its that time of morning chaps, where you need to start stretching for your early morning runs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPUmE-tne5U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPUmE-tne5U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPUmE-tne5U

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>>135845413
>britpol server

Sounds shit, what is it?

didn't eat anything yesterday and woke up today at 1am with a sweet taste in my mouth. least it weren't coppery this time.

>>135845872
>woke up today at 1am with a sweet taste in my mouth

Does your dad eat a lot of asparagus lad?

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leave trumpgen alone you fucking cunts

>>135846057
no.

>>135846088
That's unironically all me.

>>135846088
And I'll stop now. 30 minutes and upwards of 30 (You)s. You people are awful.

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>>135846088
When will the Americans just stop?

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>>135846164
>>135846206
Post link to your mischievous behaviour

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>>135846306

>stop

That's not what Americans do.

Just a quick squirt up the arse

>>135846705
You don't have long enough lad. Here's the best if I do say so myself.

>>135839165
>>135844198
>>135840197
>>135840327
>>135839473
>>135845830

>>135846976

All me

Lads..if you were moving to New England, would you put your daughter in a private school?

Am cri @ 1:25
https://youtu.be/EoeEes9HZuQ

>>135847709
At least they aren't behind the kebab shop like public school girls.

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>>135847709
That actually looks like hell on earth.

>>135847839
That's my point!

Is it more than my college tuition to attend there for four years?
Yes.

Will they get a free ride into college?
Likely

Will they still be virgins when they graduate?
Very likely.

>>135847999
No, it looks like a father's dream for his daughter.

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>>135848091
>still be virgins

Did you see that hunk of manflesh?
He's popped more cherries than my poorly packed groceries!

>>135847709

All those female pheromones wafting up that male teachers nose

i'd be leaking precum all day

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I just came here to say "smeghead" because Red dwarf re runs always came on after Tom Baker DrWho episodes on Georgia public television in the early 80's. Also loved the Tripods and Hitchhiker's Guide...and Python changed my life.

Just want to say thanks for shaping my brain Bongbros.

>>135848231
>>135848270
It's her dad you faggots.

He took time off of work to be there for her solo.

You don't actually think teachers are allowed to wear jeans at a private school do you?

Do you not see the resemblance?

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>>135848373
Good for you.

>>135848526
snet her to private school to keep her to himself

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>>135848526
>he doesnt know that 40% of girls lose their virginity to the family members of friends

Don't talk to lasses much do ya lad?

>>135848526

If I were her dad i'd be sniffin gher panties


I'd probably sniff yours too, do you wear panties anon?

I'm pretty much a panty sniffer

>>135848636
Maybe in England, where incest is normal
>>135848620
I agree. But she's a senior now, getting ready to go to Harvard. Let her have a bit of fun

Just fapped to some dirt and did a squirt on me shirt

1/ Dirt
2/ Squirt
3/ Shirt

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>>135848820
>family members of friends
>incest

Fucking Americans can't into English.

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>>135849113
to be fair, americans only friends are their family :^)

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>>135847033

>>135849113
All English people are related. You imported migrants to help cut down on inbreeding.

Btw your pic is Mosley

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>>135849262

>>135849372
IMPORTANT

http://www.strawpoll.me/13563516/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13563516/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13563516/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13563516/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13563516/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0j3-tmQLjg

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>>135849372
Silly American.
Europeans, and the native Brits specifically, have the lowest levels of consanguinity in the world.
Lower than Americans actually.
People living within shorter distances of each other actually reduces inbreeding, of course, you'd be too dumb to understand that, being American.

Some fella called Gregg Pasty

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How were your early morning runs chaps?

>>135849996
Made 3 cups of tea and done a couple of runs of thread so it's been a mighty morning.

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>>135849559

>>135849996
I didn't do one senpai, might go for a walk later though.

How was it?

>>135849996
didn't run at all. i'm playing nioh

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>>135849996
>sits at pc pretending to be afk to anons who he will never meet

Bit sad mate.

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>>135850063

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>>135850194
Pretty tiring desu senpai. Struggled to keep my breathing in rhythm

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>>135850285
>i'm playing nioh
What's that?

>>135850524
What sort of envrioment do you run in? Countryside paths? Urban?

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>>135850315

>>135850630
its a game you dafty, rimmer.

>>135850639
Sub urban. I do laps round the block. Pretty much zero cars pass at 5am. The main reason I run at this time is to avoid the car pollution. One road of my run is parallel to a busy motorway and another part is on a main road.

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>>135850758
So you admit it then?

>>135850992
I used to run in a similar environment at a similar time. Very comfy.

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>>135850865
I guessed that, what type?

>>135851081
basically japanese bloodborne

After watching Dunkirk last night, my hearing has just started to return.

>>135829944
How long until we are routed out by Rudd and publically mocked gentlemen?

>>135851226
publicly wtf

>>135851117
bloodborne is japanese though. what did you mean by this?

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>>135851036
Ill admit you're a massive poof

>>135851130
Should have worn ear protectors like Hitchens does whenever he goes to the cinema/walks near loud roads.

>>135851319
I do I wear earphones and listen to ralph vaughan williams

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>>135851313
I can't be a poof because I'm asexual and not interested in relationships that doesn't result in kids.

>>135851306
bloodborne gameplay wise. It's based around William Adams sailing to Japan and hanging out with Tokugawa.

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>>135851047
>Very comfy
Today running up the hill I could see the sun rising whilst it was illuminating the surrounding bits of cloud. Was just run up the hill staring at the sky. Very comfy

>>135851117
>japanese bloodborne
That means nothing to me. You might as well be speaking Japanese

>>135851528
sounds comfy.

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Just remembered I'm getting a tooth pulled at 11:45 and I haven't slept.

>>135851685
You can't feel it at all - it is the most anti-climactic thing I have ever had done.

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>>135851648
and you call yourself an anglo. shame!

>>135851764
Never had one done before but this thing has been giving me trouble for almost 2 years so I won't be sad to see it go. Just I completely forgot about it until now.

>>135851685
hope the drugs work for oyu lad.

I had two teeth taken out when I was younger due to crowding and the painkillers didn't work. Worst pain I've ever felt in my life.

>>135851680
it is

>>135851648
fast paced action with steep learning curve

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>>135851510
>not interested in relationships that doesn't result in kids

>>135851845
Which teeth? This one I'm getting pulled has given me the worst pain of my life on a few occasions. A repeat infection. It's the one on the right of the front 2.

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>>135851685

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>>135851905

>>135851944
upper incisors, I think. I'm not a dentist

>>135851319
There is like this tension building drone through the entire film that only changes to increase or decrease in volume or to be interrupted by the deafening scream of a messerschmitt.
It reminded me of that world cup in South Africa when all you could hear was the drone of vuvuzelas for the entire match.

>>135852290
No, but I'm sure you know which teeth are taken out of your own mouth. At any rate, I need the fucker gone, certainly not looking forward to any pain after if any. Can't be worse than the repeat infections it's caused though.

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>>135852094

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>>135852466
I was going to use that one next.

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>>135852386
Morning Eddie. Are you doing a open university course?

>>135847709

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A

Have to listen to the original now

The absolute fucking state of some people.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/835842/Jacob-Rees-Mogg-tattoo-support-Tory-MP-Moggmemtum

>>135852397
bothered to look at dental anatomy. it was a pair of bicuspids

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>>135852588
Took me so long to reply because I wanted to use this one>>135840849 but used it earlier in the thread

If you're looking for some morning rage have a listen to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi0ByfqtkvQ&index=5&list=PLGghpLegiL2lQjbwZM1lDQEHhzz9TyBJJ

My /ptg/ mock thread is still running. The absolute state of yanks

>>135838858

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>>135852860
Well here's my last nodder.
Good a time as any to go to bed.
Ciao.

>>135853011
Was speaking about the first clip btw

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>>135853132
night lad

>>135852639
Yeah why?

>>135852588
Curb Your Enthusiasm is pretty high tier comedy tbqh

morning

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The absolute state

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>>135853983
Thinking of doing one myself. What are you doing and is it worthwhile?

>>135855138
Law and I don't know yet. Haven't finished and become a millionaire yet.

>>135829944
What's with all the Red Dwarf pics everywhere.

>>135855404
Are they assignments easy? Are you studying hard?