Brit/pol/ - Go Home edition

Anime is gay and for nonces.

>>135734714
tidy your room

>>135734797
It is clean.

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Reminder to tweet pic related with the following:

@bedspolice Do you think you could spot the signs of left wing extremism? Do you know someone who would #CrossTheLine? crosstheline.co.uk

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Hey lads I know we all joke around with each other and talk smack on here but I have a serious question:

What can America do for Britain?

We all know America is the global superpower and controls the oceans. We've fought side by side with you guys for the last 100 years, winning two world wars.

I just feel like America needs to give back to Britain because ever since our rise to greatness Britain has been so overwhelmed trying to keep up with our superiority that she can't even help herself.

>>135734680
tfw report came out stating the area of Liverpool I grew up in is still 99% white and is the most traditional area in the country

Feels good.

>>135734837
Die

>>135734823
good lad

>>135734840
How old were you when you moved to Australia?

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>>135734837
America can create a disease that wipes out anyone with less then 2% Neanderthal DNA.

>>135734837
Keep doing what you're doing. We're coming to take back the colony

You're all a bunch of fucking weapons.

>>135734840
>99% white
If you count potato niggers the maybe
>the most traditional area in the country
Is it fuck. What report was this?

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>>135734910
I was 12. I know Liverpool isn't the greatest city in the England but it's still cosy to me.

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>>135734910
I was 12. I know Liverpool isn't the greatest city in England but it's still cosy to me.

>>135734837
You can give Freedom to the britons.

>>135735125
Alex Jones has a great shit eating grin.

>>135735087
>>135735125

For fucks sake, it said the post was aborted.

>>135734837
Either take control of the med and sink every "refugee" boat or force the EU to do it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmC3553Q3Fo

Going to bed lads and ladettes.
Stay comfy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sB3Fjw3Uvc

>>135735199
Nothing is aborted on brit/pol/. Abortion is wrong you fucking hippie.

>>135735456
depends on the baby desu

>>135735456
We had a strawpoll about it a couple months ago and Brit/pol/ voted that abortion on demand is fine

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>>135735456

>>135735348
>Either take control of the med and sink every "refugee" boat or force the EU to do it.
Why don't you guys do that?

You talk a big game about your navy so why not put it to good use?

>>135735422
Oasis are shit

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>>135734680
>>Fury as Britain gives £30m aid to fund general election in Kenya which activists fear will end in a bloodbath

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>>135735497
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>>135735548
stop bringing it up all the time you fucking kike

>>135735565
You asked what you could do for us. And wtf are you on about anyway the navy is in terrible shape and everyone knows it

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>>135735690
>America should stop interfering in other countries democratic proces-

Oh my

>>135735920
Is this the imperium thread?

>>135735087
>>135735554
>>135735456

Mathew?

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>>135735889
>And wtf are you on about anyway the navy is in terrible shape and everyone knows it
People in Brit/pol/ talk highly of the navy and actually say it can beat America 1v1

>>135736091
post pics of america's navy
hardmode: not israel's navy

Morning wageslaves!

>>135736091
That's because our superior Anglo intelligence

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>>135736091
>and actually say it can beat America 1v1

I absolutely love how fucking thick some people.

>>135736134
You must be new.

>>135736147
>Morning wageslaves!
I'm a NEET. Haven't even gone to bed yet

>>135736288
are

>>135736308
>tfw waiting for job offer callback

At least I get back on my ADHD mess tomorrow so I can school retards on Brit/pol/ on why America is great and why Britain is not

>>135735920
We only gave them money to help them actually have the election. We shouldn't have but still.
>>135736091
Anyway just put a load of guys on the coasts with basic boats and guns. You don't a fleet of ships. We don't have the political clout to do shit like that. Do flyovers for intel then send the nearest cunts after the ones you find.

>>135735920
Americans haven't yet learned the finesse of region destabilisation that the British empire developed over centuries.

You invade in tanks, you bomb; you spend lives and untold treasures.

We fund open, free elections.

>>135736563
>don't need a fleet
ffs

>>135736419
>45% white is better because...
I can't wait for this

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>>135736574
Pic related
>>135736563
>Anyway just put a load of guys on the coasts with basic boats and guns. You don't a fleet of ships
Pic related

>>135734837
How is that not a health code violation? She is serving food.

>>135736563
>Anyway just put a load of guys on the coasts with basic boats and guns.
>a privateer fleet can compare to an organised and modern navy
Your an idiot, not only for such a stupid idea but also forgetting that naval power has and always will be the true show of force.

>>135736871
She is serving coffee and not handling it with the hands she uses to spread her brap cheeks

>>135737041
>>135737041
No I'm talking about using real military personnel. But you don't need a fleet of ships to sink a few fucking rafts you numpty.

>>135737328
This isn't 1817, modern ships uses advanced systems and two blokes in a dingy with a Charlie G is not even close to being able to fight.

>>135737631
>two blokes in a dingy with a Charlie G
nice strawman faggot

>>135737730
Okay, would you prefer that we re-activate HMS Belfast and watch it get sank from 50 miles out?

>>135737631
What if they've got a portable nuke bazooka

>>135737977
No you absolute faggot. Use the same boats the rescue crews use but give them decent fucking weapons. Have teams stationed along the coast of north Africa and you get most of them minutes after they leave. Have a few more stationed on Islands, etc. wtf is a full-blown navy vessel gonna do to 50 niggers in a giant bathtub? Absolutely absurd.

>>135738132
>nuking our waters is a good idea

>>135738239
So you want some kind of torpedo boat 2.0? A full blown navy vessel telling people to fuck off is a show of force.

>>135738503
>t-think of the fish!

>>135738503
No I already said this. Guns. Find a boat. Shoot holes in the boat. Or just shoot every nigger on the boat for fun tbqh

>>135738591
We are an island nation, irradiating our waters is retarded.

>>135738828
all the worlds water is ours

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What did you just say about me, you stupid baka? I’ll have you know I am the best of the Brit/pol/ Karenposters, that I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Alice threads, and that I have over 300 confirmed Karen images. I am trained in cute warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire Japanglosphere. You are nothing to me but just another senpai. I will cute you the dess out with kawaii the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my sugoi words. You think you can get away with saying that about me over the Internet? Think again, baka. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Karenposters across 3D and your school is being traced right now so you better prepare for the transfer, senpai. The transfer student that karen watashi desu your rude life. Your heart will stop. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kawaii in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my voice. Not only am I extensively trained in being cute, but I have access to the entire cast of Kiniro Mosaic and I will use it to its full extent to send you back to not-cute-ville. If only you could have known what totemo kawaii reaction images your little "kuru" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, baka. I will desu~ all over you and you will drown in it. desu.

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>>135739573
Mosley would have supported Karenposting

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kek

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Go on home British soldiers go on home, have you got no fucking home of your own.For 800 years we fought you without fear and we will fight you for 800 more!

>>135738754
So what you'll telling me is to let our med cruises shoot Africans as they past by?

>>135734837
Give hard working whites a visa

>>135740520
punctual errors by the numbers?
nationalistic?
potatoes?
yup, it's a drunk Irishman out of his depth again

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they got to the Beano......

>>135740573
Actively search for the fuckers though. Just imagine if the rescue boats blew the fuckers away instead of rescuing them. Also, like I said, get someone else to do it, not us.
Just sorting out something. Gotta chuck my sofas out and put new ones in. Looked inside and underneath one of them. Thought there would be a fuckload of money under there but there was only a quid. Gay.

>>135742252
just because it's a red board doesn't mean you shouldn't show restraint

>>135742252
Is that you Kevin?

>>135740728
>implying there's anything wrong with nationalism
>>135740520
Ireland has more to worry about than Brits civilising it. You only need to go to Dublin or Limerick to know that. Plus, we all know you're a burger heritage fag.
t. great uncle was in the RA, his brother the Black and Tans (don't ask)

10 headpats for Rightly.

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>>135740520
>800 years

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But they're literally EU agencies, they have to leave.

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Ohayou Gozaimasu Senpais

Any updates on that guy having control of the big screen

>>135736288
No, it's true

1 of Her Majesty's ships = 10 of America's ships

You underestimate the inferiority of the American people.

>>135743548
Former Labour MP. Christ.

>Average Irish school
https://youtu.be/brrT_NYKFMo

>>135744141
that kind of thinking got your asses kicked back to back by a bunch of farmers

>>135744572
I only see Australians in that video. Also that has to be some sort of crime.

>>135744658
>and their french allies

>>135745102
whoops, sorry about the flag, was shitposting

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>threads full of animenonces and LARPers

>>135745460
Eddie, can you not derail the thread for the second day in a row? Ta.

>>135745497
He's on a crusade from his little basement

>>135745497
>derail
It's not even remotely near the tracks as it is.

The Ku Klux Klan did nothing wrong.

Anyone know where I can read old newspapers online for free? I'd love to read papers from the early to mid 1900's and possibly further back than that. I did find some site but they charge like £13 per month for unlimited page views and I really dont want to spend money on it

>>135745124
name one war where those fags weren't already dead or afk for the whole game

>>135745674
You tried the library ?

>>135745689
Almost every war between America and Britain

>>135745574
He'll break your legs.

>>135745741
I'd rather have digital copies I can read online

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>>135745764

Did anything more happen with that Cardiff TV hacker last night? I left the internet after the Trump pepe was on it.

>>135745689
>Hundred Years War
>Thirty Years War
>Seven Years War
>American Revolution (hue)
>Spanish Succession
>First Coalition
>Second Coalition
>Third Coalition
>Fourth Coalition
>Fifth Coalition
>Sixth Coalition
>World War 1
>Korean War
Now name one war where you fags didn't do fuck all and claim all the glory

>>135745689
>name one war where those fags weren't already dead or afk for the whole game
Well, I don't know about France, but I know America was afk for the American Revolutionary war and both World Wars.

no body loves me
Everybody hates me
I think I'll go and eat mongs
Big ones, fat ones, juicy ones, skinny ones
See how they wriggle and squirm
Bite their heads off
Suck the juice out
Throw the skins away
Nobody know how much I love
Anonymongs 3 times a day

-Eddie

>>135746083
Brit/pol/ pepes and Bog posts. Absolute autism.

>>135746083
What was this?

>>135745858
Anonymong memes really are painfully unfunny.

>>135745858
Kek

>>135740675
How does that help the English?

>>135746242

>Anon gets access to a big TV screen on some busy Cardiff street
>Proceeds to post Pepes on it late in the evening when nobody was around

I fucking hate anonymongs.

Dear NEETs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysKhbaLyIFw

>>135746524
Shadilay you nigger faggot cunt cuck nonce

There are people on /pol/ who don't know who m00t is

>>135734680
Home is where the heart is.

>>135747214
An anime loving MK Ultra nonce kike

>>135746810
Send 'em all back to anonymongo-bongo land desu

>>135747214
Probably some YouTube e-celeb, who gives a shit?

I've got the entire weekend off this week and was thinking of going camping or something.


Anyone know of any good sites in the south east? If not I'm willing to travel the UK just feel like I need a short country break.

http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/elections/2017/07/im-very-much-out-my-ear-what-its-becoming-ex-mp
Let's all feel sorry for Sarah Olney, who wasn't in commons long enough to get losing gibs
>>135747184
sorry I was shitting up /ptg/

>>135747370

https://archive.is/2cG5z

>>135747295
You're fucking with me

>>135747385
You can archive a website with paywalls? I never knew that

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>>135747005
You make sure to work extra hard for us today wagecuck, these tendies don't pay for themselves you know

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Lads help, I've got a job interview for Tesco warehouse today, what should I ask if they ask me if I have any questions?

Also should I dress smart? It's a fucking warehouse job

>>135747749
>wearhouse job
try a flat dress

>>135747214
Literally who?

>>135747749
Ask them what they like about working there

>>135747749
Always dress smart for interviews.
If you can't think of anything else ask something like "when would I be starting?" (unless that's already been covered)

>>135747749
Always smart for interviews. For the question I would go with what steerpike said, the question the anon suggested is a little autistic

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>>135747749
Have a rare tim for luck

>>135748307
>>135748018
>>135747927
Cheers lads, I'll dress best I can

Bricking it desu, got another interview later this week if this fucks up at least

>>135748355
ta

>>135747749
>I've got a job interview for Tesco warehouse today, what should I ask if they ask me if I have any questions?
find a recent news story about the company and ask how that will affect staff on a day to day basis

>Also should I dress smart? It's a fucking warehouse job
reasonably smart. nice collared shirt. wouldn't think a tie would be necessary. nice trousers and shoes.

>Brexit happens, it fails
Everyone blamed the Pakis and non-whites
>Brexit happens, it succeeds
You got your country back and can speak freely about immigration

Sounds win win to me lads.

>>135748471
http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/police-appeal-after-man-racially-13409566

Ask them what their policy is on you yelling at wogs in the car park after work

>>135745674

bl.uk

>>135747749
Don't take these retards advice, they don't know what the fuck they're talking about. Are you going to be wearing a fucking suit in the warehouse? No nigger, get yourself some proper workman's trouser and an polo shirt. But don't you dare walk in there with brand new clean shit faggot, if your kit is immaculate it means you don't fucking work cunt. Throw some paint on them, tear the sleeve a bit, cover it in dust. Now when you stole in there don't shake hands, they're your bosses they don't want to touch you. Smash up a good solid thumbs up. Now when they ask you scenario questions, always ALWAYS answer "I won't do anything until I am told to" because you're a fucking drone not napoleon you're not paid to think cunt.

>>135747387
>He doesn't know the who is m00t meme
Stupid tripfag

>>135747295
Famous cuck

>>135748534
>Brexit happens, it fails
Nationalism old white men ruined the country
>Brexit happens, it succeeds
This only could have happened thanks to the careful supervision of remain voters and Gina Miller

>>135748643
Best post of the day so far.

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Some good news finally lads
>When asked if it was in her plans to re-stand for election, Olney was emphatic. “Yes. Yes, absolutely it is. It definitely is.” Referring to Goldsmith, she says: “He had a majority of 23,000 two years ago and now he’s got a majority of 45. That’s just the momentum that we’ve got going on here locally and I don’t want to spoil that, I want to get over the line next time.

havent been to these threads for a while
lot of tripfags around these days ey

>>135748977
Based on current demographic trends, Brit/pol/ will be majority non-anonymong by 2020

Hey lads, made the 12 Joe coach to Amsterdam. Do I need to still kick the fuck out of Edward? Or has he behaved

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Are you ready for (((Global Britain)))?

>>135749292
>Ethiopian
What's Ethiopia's excuse for not being perfect, seeing as they were never taken over by whitey?

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Found Edward in Brussels

>>135749292
BASED Black man

>>135749292
Are you ready for (nig)germany?

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>>135749389

>>135749386
>Ethiopia
>never taken over by whitey
>who is Italy

>>135735199
Lol been done

>>135735348
To be fair if we got like a seagoing radio couldn't we fake loads of distress calls from migrant boats so that the NGOs got confused picking them up and a few sank?

Or just make hundreds of calls to the Italian police reporting crimes on names NGO boats (made up or whatever) to keep them in port?

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>going to Canada/USA soon
>put "British guy travelling to North America" on my tinder bio
>start swiping in Toronto/LA
>match match match match match match match match match

Haha, prepare to get ANGLO'd you fucking leafs and burgers

>>135749492
That was an extremely short period of time and was more cooperation than taken over

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Reminder about this evening.
Still taking requests.
Pic related taken today.

>>135749728
Anglos in Churawno... right...

>>135747749
Wear a blue shirt, make sure double cuffs, union flag cufflinks, no hats indoors, and be sure to bring a jacket in case it rains on the walk across London Bridge after work

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>>135739612
I really should have voted for the Beady Party desu

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>>135749835
Where can we watch it live when it happens?

>>135734840
What a fucking idiot you must be joking. Stop larping for fucks sake

>>135750472
Liverpool as a whole is 91% white you fucking retard. This is well known.

>>135750515
It is NOT the most traditional area in the country, and you know this

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Guess the Anglo - Colonial Edition.

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>>135750614
Can we have a hint?

>>135750572
There are some very traditionally Catholic areas of Liverpool you nigger faggot cuck cunt nonce

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Is he preparing for the race war?

>>135747214
wtf happened to moot I left 4chan for like 3 years came back and its now run by some slit eyed cunt

>>135750821
he got cucked and then years later sold 4chan

>>135750821
>>135750852
he works for Google now

>>135750814
>spandau intensifies

>>135750871
plz don't tell me he made g+ hahahaha

>>135750781
>Labour MP for Birmingham Steve McCabe BRICKED.com
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-40785740

>>135750781
Is that supposed to be a good thing

Can you make money from playing Poker? Even like semi-pro online?

>>135751003
he's tracking anyone who's ever called him a cuck

>>135750814
>35 year old man shoots a rifle for the first time

WOW LOOKS INTERESTING SURELY HE'LL COME IN HANDY SURING THE RACE WAR

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>>135750650
He was featured on the morality edition trigger cube and is friends with Aaron Clarey, Known American.

>some people here (actually, most) don't even know who m00t is

Fuckin' hell. I should've left in 2013...

>>135751092
>haha is this your second time using a rif-
>*lindybeige teleports behind you*
>*would stab you in the back but that didn't really happen*

>>135751053
No, but Liverpool is a traditionally Catholic areas. It's better that muslims and fedora numales.

>>135751099
>making friends with americans
how uncouth

>>135750781
Sorry for linking>>135751051

Are they actually Catholic/ do they just go to church twice a year and put it on the census?

>>135751111
wtf is a moot.

Lads in in. Amsterdam, do i fice jn go degeneracy

Ex just text me out of the blue after 10 months. Why do they do this, rip your guts out then poke the wound?

We broke up two years ago, she's since gone full basic bitch. I don't want anything to do with her but my heart still jumps whenever I see her picture.

>>135751163
>Colonial Edition lad...

>>135751156
>fedora numales
The only place they really exist here is L O N D O N

>>135750515
Yeah I can tell you've never even been here you stupid cunt. Go back to telling us how we're still 97% white.

>>135751156
Liever Turks dan Paaps

>>135751218
What did he mean by this?

>>135749835
Can you go take a picture of Dorothy's fish and chip shop please buddy boy.

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>>135751214
We may never know.

>>135736091
We are having a few issues in our navy. Even though we are churning out Carriers and Subs there is a real unwillingness and lack of moral when it comes to the seaworthy tests.

>>135734837
Was chatting with my american friendsthe other day, sent them videos of the shit hole city I live in .... they started going on about how good it looked, sent me videos of their citys, fuck me besides the main tourist attractions america looks like shit

>>135751236
That's just completely wrong. Globalism is global faggot. Stop posting.
>>135751180
It's sort of a mix of genuine Catholics and those that don't want their kids in public schools.
>>135751241
It's 91% white and I work in South Liverpool. Sorry you could only afford to live in Toxteth you paki cunt.
>>135751261
Yes yes we all hate Catholics, Monarch before Pope and all that. But there are far worse cunts out there.

>>135751523
Will Salah and Mane win us the league this year?

>>135751418
All cities are shit wherever you go in the west because niggers took them over and never took care of them

That's a known fact

>>135751636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-5i5ZWizfM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQcGV0ccMy4
>>135751523
>Globalism is global faggot. Stop posting.
There's a difference between atheism and full on fedora tippers

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>>135751777
>All cities are shit wherever you go in the west because niggers took them over and never took care of them
Good goy, you ignore us siphoning money away and blame the niggers

>>135751221
what did it say

>>135751830
>hurr durr fedoras only exist in London
You really are the thickest cunt on this board.

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>>135751958
>You really are the thiccest cunt on this board.

Pic related.

>>135751893

Generic "been a while, how are you?" text.

Been hardcore n/c since I gave her some of her shit back 18 months ago. I wish I was enough of a cunt to tell her to go fuck herself.

>>135752472
That's some kind of slave diaspora isn't it?

>>135752549
Photoshop a bird on your lap wearing 6 inch heels with you sucking her fingers and send it to her

I'm a homo and I have a bf

>>135734837
>choker
DROPPED

>>135752549
She probably got sick of whatever other piece she was riding since then and is now crawling back to you. She sounds like a manipulator, ignore her or purposefully stand her up for the laughs.

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You're not homophobic are you Brit/pol/?

>>135752577
Probably, first google image result for 'Thicc Ebony'

>>135752472
>>135752577
I believe it's miss cookie

She plays Piane Faggot in Hard Brexxxit

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>>135752725
D I S G R A C E F U L

>>135752779
No :3

Looked outside of my window and saw some nig getting the shit kicked out of him down the road.

>>135752779
you got me
tell amw i hate her

>>135752725
bit gay

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>>135752725

Porridge is on Gold.

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>>135752967

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good morning...

>>135752968
I've just loaded up Morrowind as well.

>>135752755

Yeah, that's what I'm telling myself.

She's clearly creeping my IG too, accidentally liked a few posts then quickly unliked them.

>>135753084

Fucking Morrowind feels man. I wish they'd remaster that shit with a better engine but leave the core gameplay exactly as it is.

Tbh I'd even take a PS4 straight port.

>>135752990
Everybody should just do a mass refusal to pay

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>>135752990
>12.5%

Ja fookin what

>>135747749
When I went to a warehouse job interview I was told before hand not to bother wearing a suit, I went in jeans and a shirt.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13592558

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13592558

>>135736871
Well wouldn't you want some of her shit particles in your coffee? I would

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>>135748643
You're a bit of a cunt to be honest lad.

>>135747749
Clean polo shirt and work trousers

Ask what the system is for reporting a suspected terrorist

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>>135753370
>Entirely equal winning

How far this country has fallen...

>>135753313
>the Chad interview
>Always shows up in a tank top and shorts
>Always gets the job

>Elder Scrolls talk

SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS.
Gas the thalmor race war now
I really hope the next Elder Scrolls isnt set in hammerfell because redguards
Dunmer are still alive

>>135753622
Brit/pol/ votes for the most degenerate option every single time

>>135753313
Good advice, although make sure you have paint on those jeans to show how hard you work. Also steel toecap with the steel exposed through wear is a great tip.

tfw no irl britpol m8s to have a pint with

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>tfw BASED anne marie waters conspires with Hope Not Hate to dox a person she had a disagreement with

https://twitter.com/PeterSweden7/status/892123001810014210

http://hopenothate.org.uk/2017/08/01/far-right-vlogger-defend-europe-supporter-peter-swedens-real-identity-revealed/

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>>135753868

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>>135753820
Good, you cunts sound like right autists.

Especially Eddie.

>>135753820
Kek
You not been invited to our weekly meet ups yet ?

Must have never posted anything of worth then

I remember I once turned up to a job interview for cashier in a full suit. Didn't get the job obviously.

>>135753887
I'll drink you under the table

>>135753762

Shit advice.

Steel showing through boots will get you thrown off a site.

>>135734837
nice copypasta

>>135753820
Organise a meet up. It works every time 100% guaranteed.

>>135752990
Bye British Gas

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>>135739612
Does anyone have any images with Karen and Mosley?

>>135753957
t. NEET

Lad, if your kit is immaculate it means you don't do any hard work. I've had over 45 jobs in the last 6 months. I know what I'm talking about.

>>135753887
You aren't fooling me Preusse, I can tell it's you.

>>135753943
Case in point.

>>135753562
>>135753887
dumb frogposters

>>135753943
The only thing you'll be drinking under the table is cum
You fruit

>>135752990
N A T I O N A L I S E

>>135754180
Heh

>>135753940
>I once turned up to a job interview for cashier in a full suit.

Oof, safest bet is to always drop the jacket. Nice pants and a shirt with tie works if they expect formal or smart casual.

>>135754080

...and I've been thrown off site for having frayed boots. Just because you're a fucking scumbag jobber who fits kitchens for B&Q doesn't mean we all are.

Ooof me arse is sore lads

Boy did I get bummed last night OR WHAT

>>135754080
So you can't hold one down? Are you a cuck or what pal

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>>135752990

complete lie by British Gas
CUNTS

wholesale price has dropped quite bigly. they are ROBBING US BLIND!

why do people still pay?
why doesn't the gov protect us?
why do people fall for the qt lil penguins with scarves OOOO look a penguin, might as well move to antarctica, at least the FUCKING HEATERS WORK THERE

FACK

>>135754295
Awww was it your first time?

>>135754289
I don't even have the energy to keep baiting you. You're a bit of a retard lad.
>>135752990
>>135753248
>>135753303
>>135754042
>>135754195
>HURR DURR MORE MINIMUM WAGE
>HURR DURR MORE CORPORATE TAX
>HURR DURR WHY ARE TOBLERONE GETTING SMALLER
>HURR DURR WHY IS ENERGY PRICES GOING UP
hmmm...

>>135754448
I didn't vote tory, and everyone that said they did here has now gone back to that subreddit

>>135754576
>he thinks I vote

End universal suffrage.

>>135754448

You mean you're a dolescum blagger who doesn't know what he's talking about?

Got it.

>>135754776
But voting is a RIGHT! You can't take away peoples' RIGHTS! Those are sacred and inviolable.
That's why illegal migrants and prisoners should be allowed to vote too. Because it's their RIGHT

>>135754800
Weak.

>>135754800
You're exhausting lad, refer to my op (>>135748643). I've already tallied your (You) so no need to reply further. Please smarten up kid. You're not even sport.

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Rate my lunch

WN is a massive cock gobbler

>>135755033
Adding to this
>search for British cuisine near me
>Indian food is the only result

>>135754448
>>135754576
It's a but of a shit that I'm having to pay the price for a bunch of bad decisions that I opposed in the first place. Tyranny of the majority and all that.

>>135754912

Yeah, and your OP was a heap of shite.

Maybe if you're a jamroll with no pride you turn up to work in beat to shit dirty clothes but no employer wants some bellend who can't even clothe themselves properly.

t. Lift Engineer

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>>135755033
It would be better the baked beans were the ones with their own little sausages already in them, but pretty good.

Could do with another egg too.

>>135755033
The beans look like they've been sitting there for an hour

>>135755158
>He's still chewing on that mouldy bait.
Please lad, seek help.

>>135755158
For fucks sake mate he was messing with you, doing you one, having a laugh at your expense - how many ways must it be said?

You're embarrassing yourself.

>>135755088
Forgot your trip Rimmer.

>>135755277
He's reversing it on you dumbass.

>>135749835
Seriously you should have just put up communist propaganda and anti-white stuff that looked real. Instead you literally frogposted. Bit late to salvage it now.

>>135755367
>4D chess
>Yank flag
Ptg pls go

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wake up it's a beautiful morning
gonna check the news, put on a cuppa
boop dee boop, Brit/pol/

>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>muh wagies muh neet muh steel toecaps
>you must respect my trip encode
>fuck you REEEEEEEE
>GTFO I run this general
>fuk'n anonymongs

Never change Brit/pol/...

>>135752968
lol
post more

>>135755478
It's literally just a random chat room these days
More about personalities than politics

Still fun
But any sense of meaning has gone

>THINGS not say to a woman in a burqa
https://youtu.be/FUVWVBrPsTM

Can someone charlie hebdo the beeb already

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>The Muslim women pharmacists at the Boots across the road are more relaxed, respectful and hard working than the native Brits at the Lloyd's Pharmacy

Seriously, the boots Muslim employees are outstanding. Always smile, if there's a problem with your order they'll do their best to sort it out going beyond the call of duty.
The native Brits at Lloyd's are shit tier, always unattractive old women in desperate need of a part-time job to keep themselves afloat, always complaining, get frustrated when a problem occurs and try to push you out faster because the line's getting long. They never smile and NEVER remember your name.

I say bring on our Muslim qt pharmacist overlords

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>>135755195
>canned sausages

I showed me mum the video of Kay's Good cooking where she made bean toast with this shit and she almost vomited

>>135755628
>But any sense of meaning has gone
When was there ever one? The only lad I ever remember actually doing anything related to these threads was the guy who coated his local area with British flags the night before the referendum.

>>135755628
The reason I shit post is because when I do actually have attempt thoughtful political discussion you're swarmed with anonymongs who have no fucking idea of what they're talking about but refuse to beleive they are anything but an expert. There are two or three anons here quite well versed in law, one at least is far beyond myself, yet whenever I enter discussion with one of them on say constitutional monarchy, we're flooded with retards posting anime nazi school children screaming about MUH EMPIRE IS RESTORED TORY REICH GAS WOGS QUEEN IS SUPREME WE DON'T HAVE A CONSTITION LET'S HAVE FULLY WRITTEN LAW ANGLOSPEHERE FOREVER ENOCH POWELL OSWALD MOSELEY BROS FOR LIFE VOTE UKIP OR TORY IF YOU'RE ANTI IMMIGRANT GAS EUROS.
So now I just shit post.

>>135755428
He used the "t." post probably without realizing it

That makes him not an absolute newfag, meaning he's probably baiting you with such a ridiculous sounding post trying to defend himself on the series of tubes

>>135755834
>>135756062

blackpilled cuntfags

can't you see you're the fucking problem?

>when was there ever meaning
>now i just shitpost

fuck off. literally just fuck off today. you're too spasticated to see that you're shitting where you sleep. you're killing what you profess to enjoy.

you spastics.
never again.
filtered.

>>135756062
>you're swarmed with anonymongs who have no fucking idea of what they're talking about but refuse to beleive they are anything but an expert.
Translation: I get called out on my bullshit and fail to substantiate my claims, so just start spouting le edgy blackpill memes until they give up

>>135755195
how can you eat this as a human?

>>135756232
>>135756264
Case in point.
Never change anonymongs.

Morning mongs.

Happening in russia, are we next ?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40788237

Someone bake another loaf of bread

>>135756337
Addendum: and when I can't respond I just act like I've made an argument

>>135756421

case in point.
never change +KzTfZ1Z.

>>135756232
I'd appreciate it if you answered. These threads have always been full of pointless talk and pointless anger over random shit. Name one event, or rally, or change this board, or someone from it, has succeeded in organising.

>>135756540
this general*

NEW

>>135756576

>>135756576

>>135756576

>>135756305
Don't diss it til you try it lad.

>>135756540
sorry i can't see your posts anymore tripscum. consider yourself a cunt.

>>135754884
Back to facebook. I don't know why we allow plebians to vote.

>>135756619
>projecting this hard

>>135756421
There wasn't even an argument in place you mong. When I've got some retard spouting off about there being a separation of Church and state in the UK, and he is categorical proven wrong with many sources and still screeches autisticly, or when another one is screeching that the UK has no constitution and is also proven wrong and still continues to screech, you start to lose will in entering discussion with you retards.
These are just a couple of examples but no doubt, as anonymongs are want to do, you'll ignore the entirety of my point, focus on a single abstract point, completely misrepresent it and act as if it was my crux, then autisticly screech about some perceived victory over triplords. It's pathetic and tiring and the reason I engage sensibly less and less.

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>>135734680
Drones. The answer is drones, and ISIS' modifications to same.

Just had some lovely scrambled eggs for breakfast

>>135756756
>are want to do
>want
so fucking smart

>>135757047
The thread genuinely is filled with LARPers.

>>135757096
And faggots from the fucking Guardian comment section.