NORTH KOREA ANNOUNCES TO NUKE U.S. TODAY

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>North Korea pledges to wage WAR against the United States TODAY

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/833417/north-korea-world-war-three-threat-pre-emptive-strike-against-united-states-tomorrow

>House Votes to Sanction Iran, Russia, and North Korea
https://foreignaffairs.house.gov/press-release/house-votes-sanction-iran-russia-north-korea/

>North Korea Could Have an Intercontinental Nuclear Missile as Early as Next Year
http://time.com/4873980/north-korea-nuclear-missile-program/

>Japan’s Doomsday Preppers Are Buying $19,000 Bomb Shelters
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2017-07-25/bomb-shelter-sales-are-booming-after-north-korea-s-icbm-launch

>China reportedly preps for crisis along border with North Korea
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/07/25/china-reportedly-preps-for-crisis-along-border-with-north-korea.html

>North Korea threatens 'merciless blow' to US as data shows Moscow aiding regime
http://www.cnbc.com/2017/07/25/north-korea-threatens-merciless-blow-to-us-as-data-shows-moscow-aiding-regime.html

>Japan and South Korea Want More Military Firepower
http://nationalinterest.org/blog/the-buzz/japan-south-korea-want-more-military-firepower-thanks-china-21643

>N. Korea vows ‘merciless blow with nuclear hammer’ if US attempts to topple Kim
https://www.rt.com/news/397523-north-korea-merciless-strike-us/#.WXg4pw4axmQ.twitter

>BRACED FOR ARMAGEDDON Hawaii is preparing residents for North Korean nuclear strike… as US military chief says any attack would ‘kill more people than anything experienced in our lifetime’
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4085006/hawaii-preparing-residents-north-korea-nuclear-strike/

>North Korea: US detects signs of new missile test, official says
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jul/25/north-korea-missile-test-us-pentagon

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>Pentagon worried Donald Trump ‘minutes away from declaring WAR on North Korea’

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/632916/north-korea-united-states-war-travel-ban-donald-trump-tweets-transgender-military-ban

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Also have some NK TV:

> go to https://www.squidtv.net/asia/north-korea/north-korea-001.html
> download Windows Media *.asx file
>open it and wait a bit

comfy communist TV voíla

Oh shit

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>Kim-ikaze! North Korea threatens to launch new test missile which could hit the USA TODAY to mark 64 years since the end of the Korean war

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4730610/North-Korea-threatens-merciless-nuclear-strike-US.html?ito=social-twitter_dailymailus

I'm afraid this time it is for real...

Twitter is flodded with it, too.

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>>135114800
yeah people are freaking out
can't remember this happening before
just search north korea on shitter

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>>135114800
>>135114977
THOSE DIGITS

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HAHAHAHAHAHHA
OH BABY, I'M SO HARD FOR A WAR.
I'M GONNA CUM BUCKETS WE SHIT HITS THE FAN

>>135114037
>announces to nuke
>announces
Whoever reported this has an IQ of -3

Well then Kimmy, we didn't teach you to lie like that, DO IT YOU FUCKING FUCKFACE !

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>>135114800
>>135114977
>>135115011

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i'm convinced this retard has legit down syndrome, have you ever seen him give a long complex speech? have you ever seen him do anything besides walk around, smile and wave? fat little faggot.

please not LA, do SF instead.

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>>135114037
Shall we play a game?

Not gonna lie, former Shareblue shill here. This is fucking hilarious watching media matters crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let them shill for the Chinese government anymore that owns 50% of Shareblue.

>>135114037
>outdated nork weapons vs fucking advanced amerifat military tech

Gee who would win? The Vietnamese.

Korea has to flex nuts like this every year. Nothing will happen.

if gets israel gets nuked

>>135115168
Am I going crazy here or does this gif actually show North Korea as the starting point of the nuclear holocaust?

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>>135114037
Remember when Trump said he won't bring us into anymore dumb wars?

>>135115369
>Implying this would be dumb

>>135114037
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, AMERICA
I WILL NUKE YOU THIS TIME
MAAAAARK MY WOOOORDS
pls send food

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>>135114037
As much as I wish they were NK isn't stupid enough to attack the US. Wars now days are trade and financial wars.

>>135115332
Those are the first impacts. The initial launches come from the USSR

Lol it's 100% Trump attacking and forcing Kim's hand if they try to nuke anything.

Anything else is nonsense. Trump is keeping the war in his back pocket in case the Russia investigation blows up the wrong way.

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>>135114037
Ain't gonna happen, not tomorrow anyway.

>>135114037

Please not Seattle

>>135115273

They flex annually because obama was a chuck and gave the aid if they promised not to do it next year but Trump is putting his foot down and forcing their hand

>But NK nukes can't reach the US
They're going to use US nukes with the codes they got off Hillary's bathroom server
>passw0rd

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Th-theyre serious this time seriously

>>135115150
kill yourself, faggot

>>135115506
>2017
>never heard about false flags

>>135114037
i thought this was a distraction from the HABBENING

wow Kim must feel pretty irrelevant when the U.S. literally cares more about the 0.3% of the population who chopped theirs cocks off not being able to serve in the military than him threatening to annihilate them.

>>135116442
well, when it happens every year...

>>135115939
youre onto something ;)
>DNC

>>135115939
>>135117236
They are literally gonna blow shit up so shit doesn't blow up.

>>135117742
That or let NK attack so the international community wont be able to challenge the invasion.

>>135114037
Oh it's this thread again. Hans get a job and stop larping please

>>135115616
Please start with Seattle and then the whole West coast. Fucking hate your state's SJW bullshit.

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>>135118242
Snohomish county here
Just hoping my quiet suburb is far enough away to escape the fallout
It's not my choice to live here believe me

whoever shoots first, dies second.

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IT'S HAPPENING

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http://www.baka.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/world-may-not-be-able-to-prevent-a-nucleararmed-north-korea-top-us-official-says-in-australia-20170727-gxk6af.html


>World may not be able to prevent a nuclear-armed North Korea, top US official says in Australia


Hmm

Why not form a special battalion of trans faggots burgers, and send them all off to NK
15,000 trannies running towards pyongyang, Kim woukd shit himself

>>135118513

It's already nuclear armed, though.

>>135115850
Exactly. Us will attack itself, probably emp, blame Norks, steal their precious coal and fuel the military industry complex.

>>135118942
Coal is not that valuable an industry

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>>135114037
>Kim announces to nuke U.S. today

>>135118794
What it's saying is that maybe all we can do is accept that they have nukes rather then war, in other words. We were too late. But it's up to trump.

>>135118942
We have more coal that NK I bet, we just haven't been mining it because those retarded environmental treaties Trump just withdrew from.

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>>135118942
Not to mention the precious minerals

>>135119066

Yeah, that's about right.

>>135119102
Absolutly

>>135114037
Fat communist shit won't do it. Those guys are still living in 1950s they can't afford shit.

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Get on with it already, I want some entertainment

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More news coming in:

>North Korea threaten to ‘annihilate’ America with missile strike today

http://metro.co.uk/2017/07/27/north-korea-threaten-to-annihilate-america-with-missile-strike-today-6809251/?utm_content=buffer16e21&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

>>135118453
Sp00ky

>>135119270

>Nork "missing" sub is off Atlantic coast
>Nukes DC in a suicide mission

hopefully the US will wipe out south korea aswell.

kpop sucks

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>shoot the missle down instantly
>glass north korea with impunity
I see nothing wrong with this outcome. Additionally, are we supposed to find this a coincidence that the minute the gov tries to sweep out corruption talks of nuclear war suddenly erupts?

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>>135115616

the US will have nukes aiming at china aswell.

china will retaliate if north korea is hit.
china will probably attack india aswell,

>>135119680
SK is guaranteed to be leveled

>>135119638
this scenario is more likely than one would think:

>North Korean submarine goes missing

http://www.pakistankakhudahafiz.com/north-korean-submarine-goes-missing/

If that sub has found its way closer to the U.S. than gg guys...

North Korea won't do anything because their leader and his whole dynasty are and always were wimps and have no balls.

>>135119866
This. Kim lives on a diet of fine cheese, ffs. He is already pumped full of feminizing hormones that will make him piss his panties at the thought of war.

>>135119842
In Gangnam Style.

>>135119842

fuck yea.

>>135119829
No Kim Jong un turned on china too, his only ally hahaha

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>>135119785
>Gulags for you.

>>135119866
This.
Everytime something is going to happen with the Norks they back out and it equates to nothing
My bet is that their "nuclear strike" to annhilate the US will just be another missile test.

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>Norks won't bother hitting AUS, we aren't that interesting
>Of course the US has our complete support, they are best ally

abc.net.au/news/2017-04-22/north-korea-accuses-australia-of-blindly-following-the-us/8464252?pfmredir=sm

mfw

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dear murican /pol/acks. It was nice to know you. We will avenge you, once you've turned into ashes

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>>135114037
>mfw I live in Seattle

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For the love of god, nothing will happen anyway.
Even the glorious fatso knows what will happen if he throws a stone at the hornet nest.

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>>135119976
Gods don't need allies

>>135120083
Germany isnt avenging anyone anytime soon

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>>135114037
Please be true.

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DO IT FAGGIT!

>>135120072

imagine if we went to war with china.

all chinese owned property and asserts would be claimed by the government.

and all put in camps?

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>>135120105

better ice those tips its gonna get hot

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>>135120105

Literally nothing of value would be lost if best korea nuked usa, quite the opposite actually, the world would become a much more peaceful place.
I hope the fallout doesn't affect Canada though.

>>135114037
Do it, we need to be wiped out, were to sheltered sucking on the tit of government in perpetual adolescence and arrested development, concerned with the stupidest stuff instead of reality, and its spreading, tainting more and more of humanity, look at Europe, thought the new american trend of virtue signaling was cool huh. Please Kim, end us.

>>135114037
Hope they win. Someone needs to nuke jewmerica. Hope he hits Hollywood and the most Jewish part of new york. I'm rooting for Putin and Kim because they didnt flood the country with shitskins

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>>135114037
>>Implying nuclear weapons exist

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>president Trump! wake up!
>we are under attack!

We are all fucked guys.

>>135114037
Just here to watch Kim Jong Kardashian start spamming nukes and the Nork army Gangnam style it across wack-Korea's border.

Fucka you Sonee pikcha, fucka you James Flanco. I gonna bomb all you shitty guys who raff at me.

>>135119858

Would be pretty badass of them, cutting off the head of the dragon

>>135120275
In all seriousness I'd say they'd use the port of Darwin to form a beachhead by stealth. They have legal claim to it for the next 90 something years.

The only way to even consider taking Australia is to establish an airfield/staging area on the mainland. Which is possible if they use disguised container ships to move equipment. They'd have a hard time moving to the tactically significant targets in the south though.

i bet all my savings that nothing will happen

>>135120083
>ashes
>not realising the superheating of human ashes results in glassing

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Need a decent source pls

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>>135114037
If this actually happens, this war should be called "The Friday War".

>>135114037
OH LOOK it's another EMPTY THREAT!

i should be sleeping by now geez

>>135118453
When did NK launch 4 missiles at once? If this is real it has to be the US or Russia.

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>>135120105
fugg good luck

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>super powers agree to out best korea
>best korea activates all agents
>super powers invade kims personal space
>kim retaliates by activating the nukes he has stored all over the world
>best korea laughs as we take care of their overpopulation problem
>kim keeps fucking his slaves in his doomsday bunker

Yeah this is going to work out well

>>135120634
http://edition.cnn.com/2017/05/29/asia/north-korea-missile-tests/index.html

>>135120676
Why not archive?
https://archive.is/hxkpa

>>135120676
yes yes I'm aware it's CNN

>>135120699
Will do that from now on

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>>135120699
Vi har den beste autismen

He's a fat pussy he won't do shit

Anyone notice how nice kims fade is?
Krisp

>>135119261
Source please

>>135120814
>Actually vaguely hoping something happens

>>135120901
The most recent Terminator flick

>>135120814
Someone send him a link so he knows we are ahit talking to him

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Do it Kim you little pussy bitch

>>135114800
>>135114977
Why every time there's some North Korea threat story in the tabloids, the Twitter trends about it are flooded with niggers acting like they're playing off a serious situation?
Why are they so desperate to show the world how fucking retarded they are?

>>135120275
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/us-admiral-stands-ready-to-obey-a-trump-nuclear-strike-order/articleshow/59787537.cms

>>135114037
Hey Kim! Nuke Cali first.

>>135114037

Please be true.

>>135115168
>we don't fire any
Classic corbyn

>>135120275

We can only hope. Property prices would actually be affordable again.

Fucking Chinese have fucked our country hard.

>>135121003
Nuke China too? Why the hell not? McCarthy would be proud.

>>135121087
To be fair our entire nuclear arsenal is submarine launched so it could have been one of the ocean launches

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The United States is literally impossible to attack.
Sometimes I wonder though, if some random ass empire came out of nowhere and completely decimated the United States, Israel, and Saudi Arabia then what would happen with the world?

>>135121003
>times of india

>>135120708
I'm not complaining. For all their shortcomings, they're still miles better than whatever breitbart/dailycaller-tier garbage you undoubtedly eat up without a second thought.

>>135121219

We'd be fine, mate.

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>>135114800
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN
TOMORROW WILL BE LIKE ANY OTHER DAY
STOP PANICKING

norks nuke shanghai and america nukes norks

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>>135121219

>>135121202
MacArthur*

McCarthy too though, I guess.

>>135120905
I hope because we could finally get rid of worst Korea, they talk so much shit it's ridiculous

>>135120676
Well! Thanks for delivering. That really chings my ching chang ching chong, if you know what I mean.

>>135121219
How is the United States impossible to attack? There's nothing stopping Russia or even China from launching a first strike and there wouldn't be anything the US could do to prevent that aside from being lucky enough to maybe shoot down a few warheads

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>>135121003
"Fire everything". - Donald Trump
Awww boi this is gonna be good, sucks i won't get to see the frontlines if shit hits the fan.

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REDPILL THREAD NOW CIRCLE THE WAGONS

>>135120262

>>135121219

>what would happen with the world?

no more shit music and movies.
90% of jewry would be gone.

>>135121378
Everybody would die except the mole people.

>>135118242
its going to be san diego or los angeles

>>135121451
Sounds good

>>135121378
I should've worded it better, I meant by attack as in the first hit being the last.

>>135121451
where would that 10% go

>>135121219
You couldn't be more wrong , US and russia have many things in common
>Huge land mass
>Extremely unorganised
>Would literally have to heavily bomb/nuke own territory to defend
>Use shitty railway and roads fro transportation which can easily be cut off
>Have a mass of niggers which will most likely not support you / fight for the enemy

>>135114184
>Without prior notice
>Tomorrow

>>135121683

ill give you a hint:

>99% of jews have german names

>>135119785
Why are their uniforms so ill-fitting?
Why do some of them have so many medals for? Their last war was Vietnam.

>>135115150
Don't talk about Trump that way.

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>Swedish media advises people to stay indoors, seek info on where their nearest bombshelters are and wait for the sirens.

>>135118242
Trust me, we hate you too, and we'll be getting off easy if your wishes come true. Have fun living without California's crops, or their federal neetbux that they've been generously providing to your unproductive, ungrateful flyover fucktard ass. Also, have fun living under the heel of all those amoral, ambitious religious crazies that will be emboldened by the resulting breakdown in the social order. Remember that crazy bitch in The Mist? Well times that shit by 100 and imagine them all stamping on your neck at once, because that's going to be your future. Have fun asshole.

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>>135122099
fug

http://www.mediaite.com/online/pentagon-reportedly-feared-trumps-transgender-ban-tweet-was-announcement-of-north-korea-strike/

USA 2017; monkey on twitter, trannies 'n sheeit

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>>135122099
What

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>>135122192
>California's crops
tfw you live in Pennsylvania

>>135121894
It's cheaper to give your military officers glorified cracker-jack-box prizes than to feed your starving peasants or buy enough generators to take them out of the 18th century.

>>135122374
^that's my face when I don't ;)

>>135122099
>Swedish media
Syrian Arab News Agency

>>135122099
[citation respectfully requested]

>>135122445
suburban areas are shit, mainly just take a liking for the amish

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>>135122509

>>135122099
Lies! I cannot find anything.

Source pls

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one does not simply throw a nuke into public. try to read properly then you'll notice that NK actually said they will nuke the us if they try to kill kim jong. dont try to distract people with shit like this.

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>>135122509
She's saying the bombs will start falling in the northern part at 20:00 tonight.

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>>135114037
>North Korea announces that it will do the single dumbest thing in human history
You'll be truly missed Best Korea. By someone. Maybe.

>>135119829
Chinas nukes are not currently in service supposedly

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>gif related
Shit, I'm out of popcorn.

I wanna watch America burn to ashes so we can come in and colonise what's left!!

Also, here three comfy songs for by you Burgers to see out your days, ENJOY :
>1. Tom Lehrer - So long mom (I'm gonna drop the bomb)
https://youtu.be/pklr0UD9eSo
>2. Tom Lehrer - We will all go together when we go
https://youtu.be/frAEmhqdLFs
>3. CNN's Doomsday sign-off video
https://youtu.be/3JnfAr_YSxs

>>135123509
https://www.rt.com/usa/397679-us-admiral-nuclear-strike-china/

>tfw drumpf accidentally tweets launch codes

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>>135114037
Another day and nothing happens
Alright germany enough, better suck some bbc.

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j84Z_4IPbHk

>>135114037
Chinks build lots of nuclear bunkers near the NK border

>>135123911
don't forget the beer
https://apnews.com/d413f888bb034217b0fc4f9649b3d293/N.-Korea-mysteriously-nixes-beer-fest,-but-unveils-new-brew?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=AP

alternative thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgNGtGI-XbM

>>135123911
dam thats the good stuff right threr

>>135120031
Its gonna be another gloriously bad cgi video package set to a live orchestra.

>>135124033
>>135123911
No my cup of tea

https://youtu.be/zZMg9ryeWOw
This is more like it

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>>135124033
>Britbong reporting in

I suggest this for thread theme
https://youtu.be/akin-6GjECQ

Shadilay, Hans.

So is it actually real this time

>>135124033
>>135123911
>>135124317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9tGjc5_NCs

this is the shit tho

>>135114037
I hope they do it. The kikes have controlled the US for such a long time and it has poisoned everything. Kill everyone best Korea.

>>135124438
we shall see..

>>135124071
For the dance moves
>>>/wsg/1800656

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Did they play in part in this?
Anyone got a quick rundown?

North Korea is fucking gay!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! Eat my ass Kimmy!!!!

the fact that nk didnt launch a test icbm despites it being their celebration day means they prepare for something else...
logic 101

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North Korea, China and Russia needs to go tbqhwyf.

>>135124438
No most likely not. How new are you? They do this once in a while.

>>135124577
Not new at all that's why I asked

>>135114037
Here's hoping he strikes Hollywood.

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>>135115503
This desu

Nothing to be worried about

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>>135114037
God, I just want something to happen already. I'm perfect military age, so I can enlist the moment it finally does start.
I am so ready to fucking genocide these gooks.

>>135124519
Don't think they did this time. The rothshilds bow to the bogs but NK is one of the few countries not infiltrated by the rothshild.

>>135115151
NONONONONONONO

He has to take out the jews and a bunch of spoiled leftist movie stars in Hollywood, come on!

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Kim is a little faggot bitch, nuke us, see what happens.

>>135120489

lel

>>135124459
What about this?
https://youtu.be/-b5X69vREAg

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>>135114037

Naw. They said they were going to do it last week. Then the week before then. Then the week before then. Then the week before then... etc...

They are really going to feel stupid when they find out that America has nuclear countermeasures in place.

>>135125209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4CLfL-YkRs

better

>>135125249
not really tho

>>135125319
https://youtu.be/A1PAO3jgmXY
End times are a coming.

>>135121484
If the US got hit by a random barrage of submarine-launched missiles, then that submarine self-destructed, no retaliation would be possible.

>>135125326

Actually, yes really. We've been making them since the cold war. You should see the testing they've done that's been uploaded online. Very impressive.

>>135125626
i was refering to the first part..

>>135124513
lol Russians are buckskin weird. hes got some good moves tho

>>135124771
You can still enlist and moab some sandniggers desu.

>>135114588
Fuck USA TODAY, bunch of liberal fake news peddlers

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>>135122445
You sound like a roastie whore.

>>135121773
KEK exactly this.

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>>135125536

I don't think it would be difficult to work out which nation did it

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>>135125319
This is better. Catchy and creepy at same time given its age.

https://youtu.be/Bc2TzUWeEbw

>>135126028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1Qkzj5bStU

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HERE WE GO BABY
READY FOR THE FIRST REAL WAR OF THE FUCKING THIRD MILLENNIUM?
HERE WE GO BABY
TOMORROW THE WORLD BELONGS TO US IF WE SURVIVE TODAY

>>135126028
naw this is it rigt here. https://youtu.be/clpTJ0dWoCg

>>135115026
Found Aries

>>135115168
WHY ATTACK DELICIA LAND, WE DINDU NUFFIN

true theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8

>>135126571
https://youtu.be/vTIIMJ9tUc8

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>>135115026
You and me both bro, I wouldn't miss the opportunity to participate in an actual war for anything in the world

https://youtu.be/VTV2QGb4Xlw

new thread theme

>>135115168

>dat initial Russian attack at Europe

At least it will be over quickly. Also:

>South America, Africa and Australia fire nothing and still get BTFO

lol

PLEASE NUKE EUROPE TOO

>>135127438
NO

>>135115168
>greenland wins

Hey Kim, leave the japs alone at least. I've been planning a trip for awhile dude, it'd be totally uncool to glass them before I go. Thanks.

>>135125533
lol they so autism

>>135114037
heading to my comfy wood right now
see ya later

>>135114037
Literally happening to cover up deep state btfo happening.
100,000 sorks killed to provide massive smokescreen cover in Washington corruption????

As much as I wish it was happening, it isn't happening, it never fucking happens, this dull existence just plods along. Kim will back down once the US and China settle on how much rice/grain to send its emaciated citizens as a trade off for Kim to sit back away from the adults table and play with his toy rockets

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>>135128272
Please don't hang yourself anon. People love you.

>>135128206
Fuck up

World War III tomorrow if holy numerals align.

>>135128565
Civil war now.

>>135128775
So close.. But Total War will come in 2018, i'm sure..

>>135128985
Less than a week.

>>135128985
>>135128565
Tomorrow my time.
Hopeful they hit darwin.

>>135129023
Tanks in 20.

I for one am ready to join the new NORK world order

>>135129023
in a few days

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>>135128565
Nope, today

>>135129068
>implying we aren't being aimed at right now

if US gets bombed the yellowstone vulcan would get erupted right

and how hard is it to develop anti missile tech. missiles dont seem that fast desu

>>135114037
It better fucking happen, I'm so sick of things not happening. Maybe then we can start lining up commies and shooting them.

if first 3 digits are 135, ww3 in 30 min

>>135129167
(((HE))) wills it. It's over boys, nuclear winter is comming!

>>135114037
The best he can reach is Commiefornia, and he will get nuked in return. Really just does the world a favor.

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>>135115168
>Africa nuke the phillipines

not bad

>>135129167
That's not how you do it nigger.

>>135127882
What do you care. You're not Europe anymore and, be honest, historically has France, Germany and Spain ever been anything other than a pain in your Anglo ass

>>135115168
>more like winner t*rkroaches

Can't we all just agree if we go to war we'll meet in Africa to battle it out?

>>135114037
I wish this was real, seriously. Everything is so interesting already, a war would be even cooler.

>>135129274
Most of the mid west is full of the most inbred groups of people. Most of them stupid and shallow thiners at least Californians actually expand their thoughts instead of living in a bubble like every conservative fucking their mom.

Is it really happening or are you guys memeing?

>>135114037
Do you think that the entirety of North korea will just be a big hole in the ground?

>>135119022
The us does not go to war for ressources though. Ressources and new markets are nice and all but the US is dependent on keeping their war machine turning. It has just become too big to fail. Eisenhower warned of the military industrial complex yet herr we are.

>>135129283
LEL dare i say it?
WE

>>135129871
This is 4chan

>>135114037
>Announcing about nuking other countries
Faker than your mother boobs

Sevens gets nukes flying in 7hrs 7Mins 7Seconds.

>>135130163

Re-roll

>>135119261
ur a bad persun

>>135115168
>Nuking countries that are not at war with you
That's it, death to all yankis. Death to those commie niggers(U.S.)

>>135120638
> tower falls towards the blast

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>>135114037
I hope this will happen. The world MUST see on live television the effects of nuclear war.

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cmon do the thingy

>>135129897
Yes. And so will be South Korea and Tokyo.

>>135122730
Americans fall so easily for these retarded "North Korea said they will do X!" headlines.

>>135121451

>Jewry

You don't have to type it like you speak you not, other places make jewelry besides us

>>135119994
Is he dead?

>>135130163
You are like small baby. Watch this.

>>135114037
Just do it then.

>>135130163
rolli'n

>>135114037
I'm crying with happiness. Finally a country that will Japan America and lead the first ever land invasion of the existing USA. All China has to do is apologize on their behalf while they are getting conquered. Fuck America. Specifically those fly over states.

>>135122099
Nex tyme please draw benis thx.

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C'mon let's do this ww3 nao with dem digits

>>135115669
Kek

>>135115168
>Madagascar

>>135114037
Great, the day after I arrive in California.

>>135114037
I hope Kim delivers.

>>135120400

civillians dying in wars caused by small groups of people in power isn't ok, regardless of what the government does

the only reason us citizens are "responsible" is because there hasn't been a revolution against the corrupt government and instead people are trying to hold onto the idea that they can change things somewhat peacefully while there's a lot of infighting over useless ideologies and political sides that mean absolutely nothing because no one has any power

add in all the surveillance, militarized police etc (everything that also makes it hard for people to unite on a meaningful level, especially when so many people are hooked on media consumption over the world around them) and you get a huge imbalance of power that keeps people from properly mobilizing

civillians dying for government fights that they have no part in (and likely don't actually want) does nothing positive

if you have a death wish then do something constructive and risky instead of wishing someone else would take out people who have as little power as you do as if that's gonna take power away from the government

if anything it will just give the government more power and control under the guise of everyone's "safety"

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ZOE QUINN HAS 24 HOURS TO ADMIT HER TRUE ROLE IN GAMERGATE OTHERWISE WE EXPOSE HER LITTLE KEK PUPPET......

>>135130719

>nuke western seaboard
>all that's left is states that voted for trump
Pls do it Kim we promise you a swift death if you do.

>>135131044
>California
It can't get much worse than this. A nuke would save you.

>>135121773
fucking gold

>best Korea starts the war
>China has 2.5 seconds to decide if they want to fight against them or lose half their country in the peace treaty

wew lad. I bet China is making some calls to Kim.

>>135121087
>>135121215
Some ocean launches hit Argentina in the gif so that's probably UK.

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ITS HAPPENING

Please Kek give us the war everyone is craving for!

>>135128565
thoth gets :(

nk only has 3 hours from now to start the war today. otherwise it was fake.

>>135120869
He must get it touched up on a daily

>>135114037
Let's get down to business and defeat the hans.

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I can't die yet, I wanna get laid first.

ok guys, when nk said "tomorrow they will pledge war" it was already thursday in nk (when the news broke). so they probably mean friday is when they attack. (nk time)

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>>135133455

>>135114977
shitting right now and just googled north korea and came back to this

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls4VODqnjcs&index=5

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>>135131855
Holy shit anon, thanks for the webm. Fucking saved.

Also nice digits bro.

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longing for the sweet release of death desu

>>135115151
kill LA please.

>>135134292
ok

https://worldtruth.tv/military-just-warned-americans-to-expect-war-with-north-korea/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=SocialWarfare

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>>135114037


I'm kinda hoping it can start so we don't have to always wonder if it GOING to happen so we can have it happen so we can end this.

the theme of the wait.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT1_fsOy_r0

>>135133455
>>135133732
Virgins almost always go to heaven.

>>135115369
thi sisnt a dumb war, its overdue action. obumma was to much a pussy to do it.

>>135134339
>Escape from LA

Well I'm gonna have to watch that again

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inb4 nothing happens

>>135118453
have to admit thats pretty impressive, also not long range missiles

>>135134313
> source=facebook
kys

>>135122192
cali crops... lol Muh greens, we can live without asshole.

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>>135134557
Inb4 this is all just memeing autis- wait.... Anon w-what was t-that loud ba--

>>135115369
>Retaliating against being nuked is dumb

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>>135134857

i'd fucking wish

>>135129274
id pay fatboy to nuke maxine waters house

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FUCKING SHIT CAN THEY START ALREADY

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Anybody else jumpy as fuck?

https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/890556121353560069

https://twitter.com/search?q=north%20korea&src=typd

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So when in the fuck is it happening

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me

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>>135114037
Oh no. R.I.P my fellow burgers.

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>>135135114
Jumpy?

Fuck no! Anon, this board has prayed for this shit for ages

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>>135134557
Don't ruin this for me, I need this

>>135134100
I suggest you watch the full video with sound, it's horrifying but also fascinating to watch