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>>135095533
OH FUCK i THOUGHT THIS WAS R9K FUCK

mods pls delete and don't ban me please

>>135095533
I haven't killed myself
(Yet)

>>135095533
I have (you)

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>>135095724
stop bumping this thread you're gonna get me banned please guys

I'm not OP

>>135095533
I'm not a nigger.

>>135095533
__my penis brushed up against my mother's vagina.

>>135095533
I have 4chan

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>>135096405

>>135096405
Now hopefully I will unsee this..

>>135095533
I had a well rounded breakfast.

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>>135095533
atleast i got the lord watching over me and protecting me from harm's way.

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>>135095533
>Slide to the left<<<<<<<<
>Slide to the right>>>>>>>

>>135095843
>you're gonna get me banned please guys

what did he mean by this?

>>135095533
But at least I have a 7 inch cock

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>>135097346
The mods are ruthless these days. Here's me getting a 3 day ban for making a Deus Ex thread.

But at least I have a qt boyfriend.

I have no stds.

>>135095533
...this statement is a lie

>>135095598
Another AI girlfriend

>>135095533
I'm not a dyke.

>>135096405
_as I was being born

test

I have my hand.

>>135095533
I have my car.

>>135095533
i don't care.

>>135095533
At least I've fucked 23 girls of median 6 attractiveness in the last 4 years

At least I know I can attract a gf if I want to

At least I plan to once I get my own place

>>135095533
I have Murdoch-chan :3

i fucked your mom

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>>135096405
I know that feel bro. It might be one of the worst things that can happen to you, because people don't take you seriously when you say that you were molested by your mom.

>>135095533
I don't post on >>>/r9k/

>>135095533
I'm not a right wing retard. Plus, I have had many women, some in their assholes. So suck it beta bitch boys.

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>>135104758
haha same, feels good being Chad woo

>>135095533
I'm white

>>135095533
I overcompensate on pol because I hate myself for masturbating to interracial cuckold porn and traps all day.

>>135104758
fuckin' LARPers.

>>135095533
I have an 8 inch cock

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I beat resident evil 4

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I have trump

Fuck off to /r9faggot/ you trap worshiping beta degenerate.

>>135106538
[spoiler]ree?[/spoiler]

>>135095533
___I'm white.

There is exactly one special person in this world who will complete you, and that person is you