/GGG/ GOING GREEN GENERAL

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Ingredients:

Flower seed
Potter’s clay powder, from any craft shop
Peat-free compost
Water
A bowl
A baking tray

Instructions:

Mix the seed, clay, and compost together in a bowl to a ratio of three handfuls of clay, five handfuls of compost and one handful of seed. Then carefully add water slowly and gradually (you don’t want it too gloopy), mixing it all together until you get a consistency that you can form into truffle-sized balls. Lay them out to bake dry on a sunny windowsill for at least three hours.'

you could destroy the ghetto for under 20 dollars.

Destroy your local ghetto.

lel boatanist takes over the world

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/ggg/ is being shoah'd?
Regroup where, in case they shut it down?

>>134911809
This is absolutely brilliant, niggers greatest weakness has always been nature, time to weaponize it!

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Proof of concept, what do you guys think?

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Contributed by an amazing anon here. (not me)

>>134912181
>OY VEY THE GOYIM ARE PLANTING SEEDS ITS ANUDA SHOAH

bump for interest

>>134912192
Oh, and FYI, I hope none of you are stupid enough to do this at night, you'll die in the ghetto if caught out.

Do it at about 10-11AM while the darkseekers are sleeping.

>>134911809
I've made some changes to the OP, just to solidify the argument a bit more (Also changed the OP pastebin to have the new format):

https://pastebin.com/CkLAHzWL

What do you think?

>>134912762
Ah fuck, I messed it up.
One second.

I bought materials today (- the seeds)
Anyone know were I can get Gympie Gympie seeds?

>>134912016
>Year 2XXX
>Wake up.
>Bio luminous roses slowly turn on as I open my eyes.
>Beautiful morning sun shining over my white face.
>Disconnect artificial sleep monitoring vines from my neck.
>Wash myself in my living room didactic waterfall
>Dress myself in green.
>Go outside, everyone smiles at me
>"Hi David" they all salute in unison
>Not a single black
>Not a single spics
>Perfect white/green utopia
>Another green day

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>>134912957
Gympie Gympie might be a bit overboard for the project at hand.

Target subsurface infrastructure with some of these.

>>134912762
>>134912897
Nevermind, you get the point. If you add that bit about Section 8 opportunities, it'll shut some people up.

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>>134911809
> /GGG/ is a go.
>/pol/ bakes and makes all the soil/flower balls.
>nogs find balls of dirt tossed into their back yard
>Shiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeet.jpg
>months later flowers flourish. Nice flowers.
>Equity increases at nog hovel as empty liquor bottles and stolen bikes are covered by nice flora.
>mfw you retards end up helping the fucking nogs because you thought /ggg/ proposed by a FUCKING SHILL WAS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA.

>>134912234
>>134912234
One potential downside I see is that the bright orange clay shards may get noticed, might be able to spray paint brown or rub dirt over it. Does anyone else see any shortcomings with this? My seeds should get here sometime this week so I will test it out more fully

>>134913020
Hippy Nazi's...
The day has come!

>>134913294
You leafs don't like competition do you?

>>134913294
It amazes me that leafs don't understand how destructive plants work.

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>>134912683
>Oh, and FYI, I hope none of you are stupid enough to do this at night, you'll die in the ghetto if caught out.
>Do it at about 10-11AM while the darkseekers are sleeping.
deliver by drone or wide range seeding with potato guns?

Also, I knew there was a seeding methodology only for the real /k/ madmen, I saw a vid of this shit some time ago from a dude, but now I can only find this one with a chick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAAe7yrJZeE&t=72s

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>>134913294
Oh please, like planting this around some nogs' houses will up the equity value.
Your straw men are full of straw, anon.

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>>134913294

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>>134913294
Oh, also

>>134913453
She seems pretty likable.

New favorite thread. Plant flowers everywhere you go

https://youtu.be/ZfBDZhF9nLs

Is alfi /ourdude/?

>>134911809
man i hope this works out

>>134913650
No, just ghettos anon.

>>134911809
I'm on board. I'll have to be stealthy, doing this in Chicago, but I believe its achievable!

>>134913805
God speed to you, anon.
Working on a proper recipe this weekend, it'll kick some fucking ass.

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>>134913702
It will if you participate.

>>134913805
Well, this is happening.
Godspeed lad.

>>134913865
If we can keep out gnat like attention span on this for a couple months the weaponized autism will intermingle with the weaponized nature and give us a truly nog-community crushing formula.

>>134913865
Made a fuck ton of ivy and bramble balls

gonna toss em around the ghetto.

Might toss alot around liquour stores and jail bond shops

>>134914065
Don't forget that fucking monkey grass.

That shit's hard to get rid of even when you know what it is.

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>>134913805
>guerrilla gardening in Chiraq
best of luck, green soldier
keep us posted

>>134911809

Bump!
This is the best thing since Game of Tyrones

Add milkweeds. They spread by seed and rhizome, are drought tolerant, and attract wildflower pollinators. The monarch butterfly will only lay eggs in certain types of milkweed and we all know white women love butterflies.

Alot of people who are complaining here are expecting immediate results.

Seeding the areas could take months to years
Good things come to those that wait

the nogs arent gonna clean em
before long we will have widespread infestations

>>134914050
Well I'm too lazy to take the tripcode off, so I don't intend to do much around 4ch other than this.
Plus, the only other obligations I have is work.
So... plant war when?

>>134914065
Here's the idea I'm working on:
>>134850679
>>134853776

>>134912234
Alright I tested the one I made, flys great and when it impacts it scatters the seed a good foot or two, better than a clay ball

>>134912957
>Gympie Gympie
>The sting is infamously agonizing. Ernie Rider, who was slapped in the face and torso with the foliage in 1963, said "For two or three days the pain was almost unbearable; I couldn’t work or sleep, then it was pretty bad pain for another fortnight or so. The stinging persisted for two years and recurred every time I had a cold shower

holy shit

>>134914394
Sorry, forgot the base:
>>134851918

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So are we just talking about landscaping?

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>>134914227
>Game of Tyrones
someone give me link to that shit

>>134912957
please don't

>>134914577
Weaponized nature, nature being the niggers greatest weakness.

FINALLY A GENERAL I CAN FOLLOW

>>134914532
Nice

>>134914577
No. Gentrification through the forced removal of the current "inhabitants", via infrastructural damages from plant growth.

Right Wing Botanical Squads.

>>134914577
We are sowing the seeds of nog destruction

spreading the vines of urban decay

sprouting the seeds of a new era of fresh ground

>>134911809
Let me get this straight

You guys want to plant a fuckton of seeds in ghettos, so the plants will grow, and the people will either move or spend lots of money cleaning it?

>>134914851
See >>134914718
>>134914693

>>134914851
>>134914851
they cant afford it :3

it will destroy their homes

"NATECHUH IS SCARY"

>>134913997
not a single ghetto around here
so like what can i do?

>>134913805
stay safe anon I dont want to hear about you on /cpd/

>>134914943
This sounds interesting, even if it doesn't work it'd be pretty fucking funny

Good luck to you all, this idea is so crazy it may actually work

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>>134914718
What grows fast enough to cause structural damage to section 8 housing?

Now, for a more destructive plant I'm thinking kudzu

That shit's crazy

Grows up to a meter per day per vine

It gets left alone for a week in the ghetto and it starts consuming houses wholesale

>>134913310
The clay pigeon is just to demonstrate the thrower and to use the covers off of for molds. The actual seed disks will be brown

>>134915114
Not as good for gentrification but might be successful in the more nog hellish regions, like baltimore. Or harlem. or houston's fifth ward.

>>134911809
I cant believe we are weeding out niggers

>>134915287
SHUT THE FUCK UP CARLOS

:3

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>>134915052
You can help with the science!
I'm working on these things, but I can't do it alone:
>>134914394

>>134915105
Well that depends. You could use a type of ivy (easy to identify, hard to treat if left alone long enough), but that can grow out of control.
It's not about specifically targeting section 8 housing, it's about ruining ghettos, one plant at a time. Prairie plants are good for targeting plumbing and underground electrical.

If I had all the answers, friend, I'd already be doing it.

>>134915491
Italy! Not a fucking spic retard

>>134915207
Hadn't thought of using them as molds, good idea.

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Just wear something like pic related at 9-10am and go around throwing literal handfulls of seeds everywhere. Nobody will even think twice, you will literally be invisible. On the off-chance that someone does talk to you, say you're part of a study on urban blight and you're sorry to bother them.

>>134915569
he made a pun

you fucking mong

>>134912957
please do

>>134915114
Kudzu is too easily recognized, and it will die back almost entirely during a long freeze. That's why it's not an issue outside of the south.

>>134915105
Doesn't a city maintenance fleet have some kind of plant control that would handle it? I feel like this would be BTFO on a city level.

Still would love to see it happen

>>134915707
But in the south, it would be brutal. We could push them straight out of dixie.

>>134915868
was for
>>134915546

>>134915868
You don't seem to understand American ghettos.

The city is almost forced to ignore them.

>>134915600
Expanding upon this, you will probably also want to monitor the weather, and spread the seeds right before or after rain. Otherwise, you risk having much of the seeds eaten by birds and critters.

>>134915940
>>134915868
Like, just root around in google maps and see for yourself dude.

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>>134915105
weed

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Hey anons. Mustard seeds work great for urban reclamation projects that involve ripping up asphalt. They are small, and fall into cracks. Upon germination they tear up asphalt, and allow other weeds to exploit the larger cracks. Just make sure you buy viable seeds. Seeds brought in outside of your country which are not intended for sprouting are going to be subjected to irradiation.

http://www.liftrightconcrete.com/how-plants-cause-concrete-sidewalk-cracking%E2%80%8B/

>>134915934
It's already everywhere in the south, and because it's recognizable it's usually marked by cities to be sprayed with roundup. That will mean the whole set of plants in the seed ball will be killed off, setting you back at square one.

it would be really helpful if anons could link to websites with good deals on the seeds we should use.

>>134915868
Only the street and side walks would be cleaned if anything at all. When it comes to private property, they wont do shit.

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>>134915940
It would reach a boiling point before they all just up and left, what if the monkeys adapt to the jungle?

>>134916162
if youd like to narrow it down

find which growing region you are in
say you are in region 5

type in (top 10 destructive plants in region 5)

>>134916264
Then houses will collapse on them, right?

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Do we want to attack plumbing

>>134916346
thatd be neat

What do I do if the nigger ghetto is all concrete and no soil in sight?

>>134916375

Just gas lines.

:^)

>>134916264
I'd knock on your head if I could.

Think for a minute dude, why was Africa the only place niggers could survive?

Answer: Nature had a hard time killing them

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>>134915868
>>134915935
I know that some do, especially eastern cities.
But not in ghettos.
Not where we're going.

>>134916375
See >>134913107

>>134912957
Why the fuck would you try to bring in invasive plants into america? Blacks arnt going to be the one that has to deal with that shit. Use your fucking head.

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>>134916346
what if the city is up to hurricane code, and they're solit cement/block structure?

do I detect a usda anon?

TSI fag reporting in

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>>134916716
The plant is already here, but >>134913107
already said as much.

Get off your high horse and chill

>>134916807
It will take a little longer, till it reaches the point that hurricane can destroy it.

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Welcome to /elfpol/

we wuz druids 'n shiet

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>>134915600
Interested parties can also buy custom car magnets to make a quick, legit-looking entry and exit

>>134916716
Nuclear bombs are less destructive to a country than niggers anon.

We can always fix it later.

ALWAYS.

That's what the white man does, he conquest nature and builds civilization on it. He is the antonym to parasites.

This is literally the dumbest thread on here.

>>134917196
Get greened faggot.

The day of the weed is coming

>>134917196
no u

>>134916895
>USDA Agents bust in
"Freeze dirtbag! Department of agriculture!"

>>134917196
>ghetto internet defense force located
GIDF plz go

>>134916415
Mustard seeds.

http://www.liftrightconcrete.com/how-plants-cause-concrete-sidewalk-cracking%E2%80%8B/

>>134917351
Those can take years to do some damage.
But they do grow like mountains, eventually.

>>134917050
you =)

>>134911809
This is genius have a bump.

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>>134911809
>within a year these vicious plants will destroy their homes.
What? Excuse me but I don't see how tossing a few seeds will break down a house in a year.
Just saying "they're nigger it will work" isn't enough.

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>>134912234
Genius
And I already have clays and a clay thrower

>The Eastern Skunk Cabbage is found in the wetland soils of eastern North America and allegedly smells like a dead skunk. The flower can lure in flies for pollination with its smell and is also thought to attract pollinators by mimicking a fresh corpse. This flower has a number of interesting attributes apart from its strong smell. For example, the flower can generate its own heat allowing it to come up through snow covered ground. The plant is also used for medicinal purposes in the treatment of asthma, epilepsy, rheumatism and coughs.

Giving a new definition to eco-terrorism

>>134917583
You've not spent enough time doing yard work then my man.

just like water can break mountains so too can plants break buildings.

>>134917547
In the short term they provide cracks for other destructive weeds to exploit.

>>134917583
American houses are made of wood, not concrete

>>134916153
Just evolve some roudup resistant kudzu, it's not that hard.

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>>134917817
more like making vidya real

>>134917749
>Niggers smell like shit
>Plant smells shit
Nothing Changes and the niggers just smell worse

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Third thread reaching 1rst page.
Comfy

>>134917652
think of the destruction if you put a big stack into one of those automatic clay throwers seated in the back of a pickup ;)

>>134911809
Bamboo. If you can get bamboo to take in a yard, you might as well figure on it taking a disaster to remove it. Even burning the entire yard is not enough. Most cant afford the solution (agent orange).

It is a horrible horrible plant, and drives down values everywhere it has invaded.

Highly recommended.

>>134916153
>The city can do anything in ghettos

Are you not from black infested parts of America or what?

>>134918283
Nigger please, when would you do it.

It takes like than 30 minutes to seed an entire ghetto.

I love watching leftpol flail around in threads they don't have a script for.

>>134918255
Feels Goodman.

>>134917324
>The Federal Assault Plants Ban (APB) — officially, the Public Safety and Recreational Vegetation Use Protection Act — is a subsection of the Violent Crime Control and Law Enforcement Act of 1994, a United States federal law that included a prohibition on the manufacture for civilian use of certain semi-autonomous plants it defined as assault plants, as well as certain growth rates it defined as "large spread."
Reposted from a previous thread.

>>134918287
Agree. I have seen it drive home owners mad. The only solution to bamboo is to change the soil or massive herbicide attack. Bamboo doesnt even wait for spring, it keeps growing and spreads through roots

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>>134917335
>ghetto internet defense force

Rate my seed combo:

-cottonwood https://sheffields.com/seeds-for-sale/Populus/deltoides///////5296/Cottonwood,-Eastern-Cottonwood/Cottonwood,-Eastern-Cottonwood

-clover https://sheffields.com/seeds-for-sale/Trifolium/repens///////5894/White-Clover,-Irish-Shamrock,-True-Irish-Shamrock,-Dutch-Clover/White-Clover,-Irish-Shamrock,-True-Irish-Shamrock,-Dutch-Clover

-cow parsnip https://www.prairiemoon.com/heracleum-maximum-cow-parsnip-prairie-moon-nursery.html

-jungle mix https://www.prairiemoon.com/jungle-prairie-seed-mix-prairie-moon-nursery.html

BAMBOO
>Bamboo is world-famous for being the fastest known growing plant. Most species can grow several feet in a month, with some kinds growing as much as three feet per day! Additionally, bamboo can spread outward as well as upward — runner bamboo can spread nearly 15 horizontal feet per season.

This plant spreads by sending out new shoots, rather than by spreading seeds. The root system grows outwards from the base, occasionally sprouting new stalks. This makes it very difficult to eradicate unless the entire root system can be completely removed, and since a single growth can extend for acres, this might be a difficult task.

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>>134917196
spotted the industrialist

>>134916070
this

>>134918779
>If you’ve lost control of the invasive bamboo in your yard, have a neighbor whose bamboo patch is spreading, or even live next to a forested area, then you know how tough it can be to deal with. Bamboo is an invasive species in many areas, and even when it’s native to a location, it’s still hard to keep it out of your yard. Fortunately, there are a few steps you can take to prevent this weed from growing in your yard.

>Prevention, of course, is the best treatment. If you notice bamboo encroaching in your yard or want to control a plant of your own, start by putting up a barrier. It should be made of concrete or metal for maximum effectiveness; wood often works for a few years but will eventually decompose in the soil. The barrier should extend at least two feet below the ground and six inches above it. Be vigilant and cut back any shoots that try to sneak over it.

>If it’s too late and you already have a invasive bamboo infestation, then not all is lost. There are steps that you can take to eliminate it — although these steps may not be the obvious ones.

>>134918454
how the fuck am i leftypol retard, i have thousands of seeds coming in the mail right now. You havent done shit

>>134918987
There are three basic steps you should take to eliminate invasive bamboo from your yard. You should:

Cut Shoots

Make sure that when you’re eliminating bamboo, don’t leave the bamboo shoots, root systems, or other waste near your yard where the bamboo can spread again. If your city has a green waste program, check to see if they accept bamboo. If not, the plants can be composted (without the roots), burned, or even used for arts and crafts. Just don’t let them back into your yard.
Dig Deep

The next step is to eliminate as much of the root system as possible. Dig up the bamboo clumps, eliminating as many of the shoots and tendrils as you can find. You may have to go as deep as two or three feet to make sure that you’ve gotten it all.
Apply Herbicide

After a few days, the bamboo will probably start to crop up again, although it will most likely be thinner than before. When you first encounter these small shoots, kill them right away. Use maximum strength herbicide to poison the plant. You can either spray it directly on the leaves, or (for the best effect) cut the plant back and dab the herbicide directly onto the freshly cut stem. After about a week or so, the plant will begin to appear brown; this means that it is dead or dying. Once this happens, dig it up again.

>>134918697
Good shit. throw in some tumbleweeds for extra annoyance.

Ecofascism is already a thing. Push it. Don't let progressives have the monopoly on ecology and green politics.

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>>134915661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HOIQjILUBg

>>134919080
Good for you then my brother.

I apparently have no clue what point you were trying to make, feel free to state it.

>>134911809

Green is fine, if you dodge all the faggotry and new age gaia shit.

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>>134919387
That's why we're not, say, joining local eco-friendly groups. Because they're all faggots.

This is /pol/, full of different kinds of faggots. The fun kind.

>>134919114
>If none of these solutions are working, then there is one more drastic option that you can take. You may need to not only eliminate the bamboo plant, but also the topsoil in your yard. This step combined with concrete barriers can eliminate bamboo once and for all. However, since it’s an expensive and difficult process, you might be better off trying the other options mentioned here first.

>>134914851
>This is the dumbest fucking thing ever. I hope to god this is just a fake operation y'all are trying to spread around for lefties to be like "LOL, SO DUMB" so y'all can be like "WE WERE JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED, JOKE'S ON YOU!"

>>134918697
I like it you should also add something faster growing than cottonwood that still causes damage. I went with Tree of Heaven

>>134918987
>and even when it’s native to a location, it’s still hard to keep it out of your yard

they just let anyone off the street write shit nowadays, don't they?
>wow it's hard to remove
>holy cow, you might not believe this, but it's STILL hard to remove when it's happy and comfortable in an environment it naturally thrives in
gosh thanks for letting me know, here I assumed that all you had to do was say "hey you live here, you know better" and it'd run off to the forest

>>134919220
but where would you buy the seeds, plus they'd probably be very expensive and ghettos don't have the proper climate to support it
the sentiment is appreciated though

It's just me or somebody is spamming /pol/ with threads?

>>134919710
That's /pol/ since 2016, friend.
I'm going to try and get us off 4ch and into our own thing, but it'll take a while.

>>134911809
I will say it again. If you live in an urban enviroment, plant bamboo (yellow groove) in the fucker backyard and enjoy the shitstorm. If you want something that makes a yuge tree, to mess with foundations, plant the camphor tree.

>>134911809
retard you're not using the correct subject line & the correct pastebin, its been updated for a couple hours now

>>134919879
Bamboo's almost so fucking horrible I don't want to suggest it in these seedbombs.

>>134919942
pls post correct pastebin

>>134919852
unironically >>>/out/

>>134920076
Eucalyptus would be worse in my opinion, shit is flammable.

>>134920080
the link to the pastebin is in the fucking post you posted yourself you braindead retard

>>134919852
how about discord for starters

>>134911809
>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/subject/%2Fggg%2F/

this is some real funny shit bros
im loling my ass off at the bramble bush

never thought you could use those sheep eating trees on niggers

>>134919852
starts with a D and ends with a d

>>134919852
id say we move to another chan but I dont want newfucks shitting up anymore bunkers

http://www.secondwavemedia.com/southwest-michigan/features/The-Japanese-Knotweed-Don-t-try-to-kill-this-invader-on-your-own-0218.aspx

>evolved to survive on fucking volcanoes
>90% of the plant is in the root system so if you smother it, cut it down, burn it, whatever.. it has loads of stockpiled plant gains to smash through whatever you put on top of it and sprout back
>evolved to survive getting doused in lava
>annihilates foundations, sidewalks, and pavement
>any piece of the plant can sproud roots and regrow, so if you cut it or mow it, every tiny piece becomes a shard of weaponized seppuku ready to fuck your day up wherever it lands

Have we truly found the master plant?

>>134920163
Thanks leaf, I was wondering where you came from.

Been here a while?

>>134920076
>find abandoned house
>dig out hole in the middle of the floor
>plant bamboo
>shit spreads out into the yard
>rip in piss ghetto

>>134920209
>>134920238

Discord just looks unfortunate.
Case in point, /lgbpol/

>>134920247
Nah, that'd be a bigger shitshow than we already have. I'll figure it out, but for now 4chan is where we'll stay, just until we come up with a solid plan.

>>134913327
Have you not heard of Tsaaghan Khas?

>>134920346
>>134920188
They SPECIFICALLY used bamboo for torture due to the way it grows.

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STOP YOU FUCKING RACISTS.
PLANTING SEEDS IS RACIST!!!!!!

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>>134913020
Uncle Ted would be proud

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>>134920509
Oh look, autism

>>134920252
It's like a cockroach of the plant kingdom.

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>>134912234

You niggers are doing it wrong. This is way easier than building some dumb fucking sling-shot.

>go buy used seed spreader on Craigslist (make sure it looks a shitty, but still functional as possible)
>go to Goodwill and find a T-Shirt with a church from your area on it
>Go buy 100 pounds of Kudzu (see photo)
>wait for some Sunday afternoon load up your seeds into the seed spreader and head to the ghetto.

If anyone harasses you tell them you are from XYZ church and you're planting grass and flower bushes to help the community. Ask if you can pray with them and they'll scurry off.

Do the deed and come back in a month.

This only will work in southern states with lots of rain.

Also

google "Kudzu bad for air quality BBC" and enjoy

Top FUCKING KEK

(Kudzu seeds are super expensive though. Anything else that grows that quickly?)

>>134920499
I don't think we would be able to impale people on bamboo nowadays.

>>134919666
it lives almost everywhere. In usa basically everywhere. The text says its easier to handle it if its native of your nation

>>134919387

i try to red pill all these gay retards on youtube.
99% of hipster garderners are some mix of hispanic mexican shit now,
really, not making this up. even wierd fruit explorer is literally a gay latino cuck
MI-grdener married some latina slut he grew his seed inside of her and his this totally retarded kid he needs to abandon ASAP.
the list goes on and on.

they all share these retarded opinions they get from white women who watch netflix

>>134920680
No but you can certainly use it on their homes.

>>134920252
there are some of these fuckers in our near the baseball field me and my friends are making and we got rid of them by mowing them a couple times and picking up and burning the remains and redid it a couple times when it regrew so it's not that big of a deal if you ask me but then again it would be quite harder for a bunch of dumb negroes to remove it

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>>134911809
Posting in crypto-hippy thread

>>134920252
>throw tarp over it

>it dies

>>134920761
Yeah, that's the point.

>>134915105
Kudzu

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>>134920792
Nope, it's a happy mix of taking back "green politics", wanting to fix the ghettos, and good old fashioned shitposting.

It's glorious, is it not?

>>134920442
how about this shit then
i literally just jewgled free forum hosts
https://www.proboards.com/

>>134919852
Yeah, but today it really got bad.

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>>134920920
already exists in the south

>>134920080
no wonder you got the subject line wrong also, you don't read anything you've posted yourself. I've updated the pastebin so that even an autistic baby can't get this wrong.

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Gas the nogs, plant war now

>>134921149
I guess they're kept in check in wilderness or something.

>>134921054
I can one up you there, friend.
>t. software developer
>>134853776

>>134921105
Haven't really noticed.
What's out there, /pol/ack? What do you see?

>>134911809
Man have you been to the ghetto?

Niggers have weeds and vines and trash trees growing all over the damn place already.

They're not gonna give a fuck about grapevines or whatever you're trying to grow.

>>134920442
>>134921054
>>134921300
>not using weebly

>>134920603
Kudzu only grows in the south and it's already everywhere down there.

>>134919521
Anon, DO you know what plants need to pollinate? BEES. RWBKS (RIGHT WING BEE KEEPING SQUADS) WHEN?

>>134915546
aye thats what i recommended last night for texans

>>134921149
Damn, someone in Oregon seriously fucked up.

>>134921541

Correct, but we're talking about planting high concentrations of it in da'ghetto. Not some abandoned field next to an exit, but in some nigger's front yard, side yard.

Its a brilliant idea, but you have gotta do it with kudzu and hit a single street with 200 seeds or so and then come back in six weeks.

Basically the place will no longer be habitable.

>>134921300
>Haven't really noticed.
>What's out there, /pol/ack? What do you see?
Fuckload of threads with zero replies on top of the catalog.

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>>134921553
>mfw /pol/ reverses the bee holocaust

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>>134921009
It's funny but I doubt anyone will go through with it.

If you do I suggest these evil fuckers

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>>134921743
Kudzu be like

>>134921553
>insider knowledge of structure and fire safety codes
>accomplished gardener and invasive plant species expert
>beekeeper

TO FIGHT THE NEGRO MENACE

>>134921901
Pretty meh.
Everybody knows what it is and it's irritating, so it gets removed quickly.

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>>134921834
whatever it was it's over now m8

>>134921901
might happen
would be nice if it did

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>>134921941

Da'Antwon gets nailed with three dime bags and gets throw in jail for 6 weeks. Comes home and finds this with his ride

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>>134922146

And this is his girl's house.

>>134921553
This is a very legitimate concern for mankind. The humble bee.
What we need is more of them

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>>134922146
>>134922180
Based Kudzu.

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>>134922084

>>134915105
The crime rate.

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If you fuckers plant some non-native invasive species that spreads from the ghettos I will find and end all of you.

>>134922341
It's probably that arab spy network thing in the US getting slid

>>134921743
why plant kudzu when you could plant huge amounts of poisonous ivies that could make some areas unlivable

>>134922597
>why plant kudzu when you could plant huge amounts of poisonous ivies that could make some areas unlivable

Because they take too long to grow and are easy to kill. Kudzu is basically there forever unless you remove the first 3 feet of topsoil.

Its growth is exponential and literally covers EVERYTHING!

>>134921446
Lol

>>134921553
RWBKS needs to happen.

>>134921652
Nice! I'm starting to recall.

>>134921834
>>134922341
Uh oh, looks like the board is eroding. Needs more plants to strengthen the topsoil!

>>134921901
Stinging nettle is not a half-bad idea, but like it's already been said, it's really just an annoyance at best. Not super destructive.

>>134922597
Hol' up hol up..

Why not both

>>134922597
Poison ivy grows on trees mostly and they're fairly easy to deal with.

t. Arborist itching a poison ivy rash on my forearm right now

>>134922535
Link please?

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>>134913294
You tried to bait
You failed to bait
How about I make your property beautiful by planting some common ivy all around it?

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BASIC Kudzu.

Imagine the attached picture being the back wall of De'Antwon and L-a's house.

>>134922801
>>134916814

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>>134922499
Niggers are more destructive than a fucking nuclear bomb, sort yourself.

>>134922946
Thanks!

>>134922788

Cause the Kudzu will kill the ivy

>>134922907
Is kudzu bee friendly

>>134921339
There are weeds, and there are weeds.

You can ignore untidy plants, but proper vine bushes, some of which can burn, regrow from a root fragment, and tear wooden structures to pieces, cannot be lived with.

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>>134923002
>First response when I searched for this was fucking snopes

Dear God, google.

>>134923071

Doesn't hurt bees nor does it need them to grow up to 1 meter per day.

BASED KUDZU

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>mrw I see we go in and out of page 1 the whole time the thread has been up

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BASED KUDZU

The blob was once someones house

>>134923002
You know niggers won't give a single fuck about these plants right? You're just gonna fuck over white people who have to deal with the inevitable spread.

NIGGERS WILL NOT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK YOU MORONS. Look at the state of ghettos already if you don't believe me. Trash and invasive plants are already pervasive there.

>>134923298
Only takes a few to get this nigger destroying ball rolling.

>>134923071
Bees actually love it.

>>134923386

They'll give multiple fucks when they can no longer leave their house or open their car door.

>>134911809
Still going strong eh? Good to see kek.

>>134923386
Goddamn you're stupid, like stupid enough to the point where'd I'd say throw the match after they string you up.

Niggers not caring is why this is so destructive.

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What about black locust?
It grows fast (by tree standards), spiky, bees love it and it's native to America.
Hungarian botanists argued that they should be labeled as invasive species, since the quantity of Hungarian black locust forests grew by 200 000 acres in the past 20 years.

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we may spend 3/4 our day shitposting on an underwater gravity reversed bhutanese cat juggling forum, and the other quarter sleeping - a completely artificial life from when we once roamed among plant and beast.

but god do i live for threads like this. as a gardener, get into it boys.

>>134923097
Again, have you been to a ghetto? The ones here in the northeast are already fucking full of this shit.

>>134923554

Can it grow up to 1 meter per day?

>>134913453
(((Weiss)))

>>134923029
I see. I'm a dumb dindu
>>134923138
The leaf that gives roodypoos grief

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>>134923298
I hope the operators update soon

>>134923386
>You know niggers won't give a single fuck about these plants right?
You can't "not give a fuck" about your home drafting horrendously when you live in Detroit.

>You're just gonna fuck over white people who have to deal with the inevitable spread.
You mean "employ" white people.

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>>134923657

Future house.

>>134923438
Do they really? This pleases me in a way you can scarcely fathom

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>>134923586
>>134923494
>>134923422

>>134915105
Your mom, obviously

>>134923479
t. Some dumb kraut that thinks spreading kudzu around the country will somehow impact niggers who already don't give a fuck more than white society.

>>134923546
That's the point retard, they've already done exactly what's being proposed in this thread by simple neglect. I live 10 minutes from Chester, PA. Go look on Google street of you don't believe me.

TOP FUCKING KEK LADS. TAKE PICTURES

>>134913805
Chicago native too. Thinking abt some aggressuve gardening

>>134923670
You and I both, anon.

>>134923554
Black locusts are pretty nice trees though.

>>134924080
Stop being so fucking retarded about it then.

You have no idea what the proper plants can do to a section 8 in a year. More than any the shitposting on /pol/ for a decade.

>>134924249
I'm a fucking arborist dude.

>>134924394
THEN WHAT-

Wait, what the fuck.

What do you actually do, how's that work?

>>134923554
I'd be lying if it didn't look like an average tree, but I like it.
What's the early growth speed like?

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>>134923633
Sure. This is a secret, but I'll tell you: The Hungarian government is using black locust to grow the worlds first natural space elevator. 15 years, and we'll be eating Gulash on the Moon.
Autistic jokes aside: black locust can grow pretty fast at the beginning. If you raze a local forest, black locust will be the first to grow, since sunlight is like steroids for this type of tree. Since ghettos are not forests (yet), they most likely have plenty of sunlight.
But this is just an idea, I'm not a botanist, so I don't know much about trees..

>>134923633
Is it childish how amusing I found this?
>>134923866
Nightskins will sit on their porch drinking booze while this fucker engulfs their home.

>>134924514
I cut down, climb, maintain and prune woody plants.

Ancientfag here.
Best.
Thread.
Ever.

>>134924749
It'll only get better, anon.
Just wait and see.

>>134924725
Far less interesting than I thought.

I wish you the best of luck americanons, if you guys go through with this (which somehow I doubt) it's going to be the best thing that came out of /pol/

While I love this idea, I have to ask:

Where do the niggers go after Mother Nature has eaten the Section 8? For example, in Michigan, okay you've taken out swathes of Detroit and Flint. Where the fuck do they go from there because you sure as shit don't want them heading up north. All that causes is White Flight.

Unless you're planning on specifically fucking over a certain area or know for damn sure where they'll be going, this sounds like it could easily backfire.

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PLEASE ARCHIVE THIS THREAD, IT DESERVERS IT

THIS IS THE BEST THING IN A WHILE

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>>134919387
Nationalist green party when?

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>>134924080
t. Chaim Shalomstein is sweating bucketloads as he owns several rental properties in Dinduville

I see you kike, I fucking see you

>>134924791
You wouldn't say that if you saw me swinging from a 70ft tulip poplar tree with a chainsaw hanging from my harness earlier today.

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>>134911809
SAbro from the blackpill threads. Happy to see /pol/ is finally doing the truly fulfilling lifestyle.

>>134565406

>>134923002
Is that a Cathedral in Hiroshima?

>>134911809
yesterday me and my dad harvested 11 kg of forest/flower honey. It was a real joy! While we were opening up the honeycomb lids I gave balls of honey and beeswax to my 3 y/o son who went haywire chewing the stuff like bubblegum. It's funny cause I pretty much got him into it by constantly harping on about the benefits bees have on us a decade ago, now he's a pro and is slowly teaching me. I also got him into expanding his property, he just purchased an adjecant lot growing it by 400%.
I love my dad, he does the groundwork while I keep talking. I plan on rescuing him at some point!

>>134924874
>blacks go into white communities
>whites are redpilled en masse

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>Literally weeding out the niggers

>>134925085
I can at least least appreciate that, as someone who's had to dig out entire parking lots in broken wastelands for private communities.

>>134925316
Good stuff mate.

Did these generals start today?

>>134892540

Look at the date...

>>134925288
Hiroshima (Or Nagasaki?) was big on Japanese Christianity.

>>134925356
Seems kind of iffy; if you're throwing seeds in truly nog owned areas then everyone around them (where they'd go) will already be redpilled anyways.

>>134917652
>smashes window
>tfw two birds with one stone

>>134921982
Kek, nigger removal is apparently lot more academic than it first appears

>>134918697
IF you really want to cause some serious damage. Japanese Knotweed is the way to go, but it is non-native and has serious implications.
Also it grows fast as fuck.

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Fascism is the only way to save the planet

>>134924949
Thus far I've been archiving every /ggg/ thread.
Worry not, anon, I've got you covered.

>>134925554
Started last night. This is the 3rd (2nd got deleted early, like a fucked up gook Santa)

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>>134924557
Pretty fast by tree standards, even aggressive, especially at the beginning (roughly 1,5 meters in the first year), then the growth "stabilizes" and it will be roughly 1 meter/year.
Black locust plantations are being cut down here after 30 years (even though the tree can live for 400 years).
Since the tree only needs sunlight, it's growth will be really fast at the beginning especially if there are no other trees around. Dry, sunny summers won't kill the tree, only make it stronger, the black locust was originally used to re-cultivate the useless sandy sandy ground in Hungary, so the tree can grow on almost any type of land.
It can't stand extremely cold temperatures though.

>>134925837
Do not plant this shit in my country assholes.

You people are fucking with things you have little to no understanding of.

This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

>>134926059
>I'll plant a bunch of semi-desirable trees
>heh, that sure showed them

>>134926073
>Attempting to destroy neighbourhoods with plants
>Don't use that really destructive plant
ok

>>134914718
>No. Gentrification through the forced removal of the current "inhabitants", via infrastructural damages from plant growth.
Destroying private property making it unrecoverable isn't gentrification. Fixing things and making buildings livable again is gentrification.

This is the biggest waste of time /pol/ has ever come up with.

>>134926059
That's nice. What a resilient little tree!

>>134926073
We've been through this several times, but people don't like to lurk before they post. Knotweed is off the table, same with insect warfare like bedbugs, etc.

Things like kudzu are still being debated, because on one hand, they're effective. But they're hard to clean out afterwards, and that's kind of the idea.

>>134915546
>Prairie plants are good for targeting plumbing and underground electrical.
So you just want to destroy property making it unrecoverable. You sound like a nigger.

>>134925902
>muh government
Nah, fuck it.
Well, cannot avoid it, you just have to know that anything will erode overtime.

>>134916436
Underrated

>>134923616
>We're talkinga bout weeds that can survive volcanoes and grow feet per day
They arent the same as stingy nettles

>>134926404
Any property can be fixed, but only after the niggers themselves are first forced out

>>134926293
I will fuck you up if I see you planting kudzu.

>>134920252
>annihilates foundations, sidewalks, and pavement
>/pol/ acting like a nigger
You guys just like spending working people's money. Like a nigger.

Can't we call these threads "nigger gardening general"?

>>134926404
>>134926234

>destroy property
>unrecoverable
Notice how I'm not advocating for any of the plants that make it unrecoverable.

Literally lurk more.

>>134926677
I don't personally want to use it (for the mentioned reasons). But you know how some anons operate.

>>134926742
A fucking jungle is a way better option than just housing a single nigger there.
Gotta go nuclear in some way.

>>134926742
Again, lurk more.
We're talking about the ghettos.
Welfare recipients.

They used my money for their things, so in a way, I'm just getting my money's worth.

>>134926598
It better to get niggers out by fixing property, not making it shittier. You idiots act like the niggers won't just put up with ivy growing on their house and putting buckets down for leaks.

They don't give a shit. You're all talking about ruining private property, because you're just like niggers.

>>134926856
>A fucking jungle is a way better option than just housing a single nigger there.
>implying a jungle will scare away niggers
you idiots are going to create their natural habitat and there will be more of them. Niggers aren't afraid of plants. this is a dumb shit idea.

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Sosnowsky's hogweed: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heracleum_sosnowskyi

- Invasive.
- Grows fast.
- Difficult to remove.
- Plant juice is toxic.

Nasty plant.

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>>134911809
I was thinking that if you can get tree seeds (native of course) and get them in the gutters or inside cracks around the foundation of the house. Trees will grow anywhere and if they start on the roof in the gutter, the nogs wont go up there and get it.

>>134927039
We should avoid invasive species, so that once we've pushed out the nigs, we can actually rebuild instead having to nuke the terrain and start from scratch.

stumbled upon this while googling: https://www.theweathernetwork.com/news/articles/meet-invasive-plant-causing-harm-to-homes-and-property-value/55419

>>134926870
>Again, lurk more.
>We're talking about the ghettos.
>Welfare recipients.
what am I supposed to lurk more for? You won't be doing shit except giving nigger shade.

You want to get niggers out? Learn how to repair homes and make investments. Why do you think they oook and eeek about gentrification?

Don't just ruin shit like a nigger. You're acting like a nigger.

>>134927112
this
grow trees in the gutters

>>134926404
Why would you want it to be recoverable, just bulldoze and build something new.

>>134927039
Those plants creep me out somehow. They only really grow near rivers though.

>>134926768
>Notice how I'm not advocating for any of the plants that make it unrecoverable.
Everyone else is. They are posting Kudzu and "Japanese Knotweed".
lol, actually YOU posted Japanese knotweed destroying a wall.
>>134915546
Here's your post.

You're a nigger. This whole thread is just a psyop by niggers catching on to /pol/ making white people look and act stupid.

>Italian family lived here before I got here
>German couple moves into the townhouse to my left a year ago
>Norsk couple moves into the townhouse to my right a month ago
>see a realtor on my street surveying another townhouse
>apparently a Swedish family is thinking about moving here
>I live with my german girlfriend in the middle of what 20 years ago used to be nigger infested
>townhouse prices in my area have almost doubled since then
>doesn't matter to me because I'm a mecheng with a good salary even at year 2
>we have a little community garden in the center of our complex full of tomatoes and peppers
>everyone's windowsills have flowers in them
Feels pretty good man