Brit/pol/ - King Henry V edition

https://twitter.com/_coinz/status/888885496117694464

Looking in the comments, plenty of people are assuming the nog died because of being choked out.

That's fucking nonsense, choking somebody like that is a simple hold that all security, police, bouncers etc are taught to do if required. You're not choking them to make them stop breathing, you're choking them to make breathing more difficult and so you have complete control over their movements.

Also, if somebody tries to swallow something it is standard procedure to try to get that out of their mouth in case it is dangerous or illegal.

You do that by restricting their ability to swallow and attempting to remove it from their mouth, hoping they don't bite you.

It's very likely he died from ingesting a large amount of drugs though this is yet to be seen.

If he did die as a result of the officer's actions then he only has himself to blame. If you run from police, start swallowing God knows what, resist arrest and generally act like an uppity nigger you will be restrained and you will be injured in the process.

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Third for Monarchism.

Should we just go full on Samson option and obliterate the world in fury of nuclear bombings? We're fukin doomed mates

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I got Hitchens to reply to me today, he didn't respond to my response though.

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Off to beddy-byes now lads, sleep tight x

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Lads, I'm totally baffled as to why the American colonialists wanted independence.

>They were taxed far less than others in the Empire

>Per capita wealth was higher in New England, and wealth was more evenly distributed, making them amongst the wealthiest people on Earth

>The British monopoly on trade with America meant they would always have a market for their cattle, ships, agricultural produce, and the like

>Lord North offered them the ability to control their own taxation provided they actually funded their own services, institutions, and civil authorities

>They had their own representative assemblies in Massachusetts, Philadelphia and elsewhere

>They had more religious freedom than anywhere else in the Empire

>The British had a vested interest in keeping them, as they were a subsidiary to the immensely profitable sugar islands

I just don't fucking get it.

Also, the Boston Tea Party was organised by fucking CRIMINALS because the tea price was becoming so low they couldn't make a black market profit. And the yanks IDOLISE these criminals! The East India Company offloaded its excess on America at low, low prices (as it didn't need to go through British duties, and because of the rebate)

>>134698762
Sleep tight, don't let the Anglicans bite.

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http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/staggers/2017/07/jeremy-corbyn-wholesale-eu-immigration-has-destroyed-conditions-british?amp

/OurStalinist/

>>134698778
because they are retards.

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>>134698778
Why have a slice of the cake if you can take it all for yourself?

>>134698854
Let's archive that
https://archive.is/C1X1K

>>134698778
They have delusions of grandeur

>>134698884
Let's not.

>>134698854
It's an empty statement designed to distract from the student loan story. Judge him by his actions, not his words.

Alri lads

When were the links last updated lads?

How's it feel knowing your rejects are better than you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at5uUvRkxZ0

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Post a better picture of a politician than this.

PROTIP: you can't

Who here is suicidal?

>>134699011
>the one in the back trying to do instant transmission

>>134699011
Why is there Corona on the floor?

>>134699011
He was probably buying cocaine from them.

>>134698778
I have very pleasant dreams imagining the entire Americas being a permanent Anglo ethno-state while the entirety of Afro-Eurasia burns and rapes itself to death

>>134698991
It feels like a kangaroo kick to the balls

>>134698970
Most of them are two days old. The Tommy one was added yesterday (23rd).

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>>134698762
Watch out

>>134698870
They were taking immense risk though.

Also, as an aside, you could mock the pro-EU argument by stating that the colonies did 100% of their trade with Britain since their inception, so it would be suicide to leave the empire.

>>134699104
7 star post

>>134699232
What would Jeremy Corbyn's boxing name be?

>>134699231
I'll get some more for the next thread if this one doesn't end up dying.

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>>134699011
>inb4 milkman milk photoshoot

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Who else here has lost all ambition since the election? All I want now is comfy little house in the country with enough money to get by and some for some luxuries. I don't want anything else anymore. Politics isn't interesting anymore.

>>134698566
We don't choke hold anymore, not since the 80s, you'd go down hard for that as a copper. the stupid fucker choked on the package he was swallowing

>>134699437
you know the economy and society are fucked when a simple degenerate lonely bachelor lifestyle is aspirational

will life ever be worth living

>>134699437
>tfw you can no longer just up sticks and buy acres of Philadelphia land on the cheap from William Penn

Seriously, 1680-1760s America sounds like heaven.

>>134698644
its more like I wonder why the brits where so determined that the colonists could not have representation.

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>>134698778
They were greedy bastards

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>>134699318

>>134699519
Really? My SIA trainer said it was fine and I've done it plenty of times working on doors and never got into shit. No idea about policing obviously.

The officer clearly choked him out so should we assume he's getting sacked?

>>134699646
Not in the UK, no

>>134699804

It's fucking nothing.

>>134699646
Depends where you derive that "worth" from
If you're asking if a woman will ever loyally love you, no mate

>>134699804
It's nothing.

https://twitter.com/CP_UK_Elveden/status/889261560677498881?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

Someone posted something about explosions or something in leeds like 2 threads back was there a happening or just pasta??

>>134698566
He had his hand over his mouth to stop him swallowing it you can see him doing it clearly in tbe vid

>>134699684
Because you wanted separate parliaments on a par with Westminster; a ludicrous proposition.

Lord North's offer was very generous, and refused by a rebellious rabble of over-privileged zealots.

>>134699312
kek, that was because we were not allowed to trade with anyone else (just like all other british colonies)
literally British education

When we asked for representation you were all laughing, your not laughing now are you?

>>134700108
>56% white

O we are laffin

>>134699966
Aye you're right. Just rewatched it and he doesn't choke him at all.

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>>134698778
>they were taxed far less than others in europe
they were facing being taxed double though. they already paid taxes to their colonial governments/assemblies, and then parliament was asserting its absolute right to tax them.

>Per capita wealth was higher in New England, and wealth was more evenly distributed, making them amongst the wealthiest people on Earth

yea they were rich, but rich people tend to be the ones who object the most to taxation. same group revolted against ship tax in the english civil war.

>The British monopoly on trade with America meant they would always have a market for their cattle, ships, agricultural produce, and the like

they would have had a market regardless, proven by history. if the british monopoly was good for the colonies financially then smuggling would not have been profitable

>Lord North offered them the ability to control their own taxation provided they actually funded their own services, institutions, and civil authorities

i'd like to hear more about this. all i can recall right now is when parliament repealed the townshend acts, it asserted its right to tax the colonies however it saw fit.

>They had their own representative assemblies in Massachusetts, Philadelphia and elsewhere

yea and the colonists realized these assemblies were better at anticipating and meeting their needs than an assembly across the sea.

>They had more religious freedom than anywhere else in the Empire

the revolution wasn't really about religion.

>>The British had a vested interest in keeping them, as they were a subsidiary to the immensely profitable sugar islands

the main cause of the revolt was chasing the french off of the continent completely. should've left the frogs some token territories so the colonists had something to fear and a desire for the king's protection.


i think with america in the commonwealth the world would be a much better place, but thats not what happened

>>134700108
That's the point I was making you dumb lard. I was mocking the remainers who say "well the EU is such and such percent of our trade".

The US states literally just existed as subsidiaries to the sugar islands; not a major loss. I'm just baffled why people who profited so greatly from empire decided to leave it.

New links.

>Labour would take Britain out of the EU single market, Jeremy Corbyn says
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-labour-eu-single-market-jeremy-corbyn-leave-customs-union-immigration-maastricht-a7855621.html

>EU and Britain fail to reach agreement on half of issues in Brexit talks
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jul/21/eu-and-britain-fail-to-reach-agreement-on-half-of-issues-in-brexit-talks

>'F**KING HORRIBLE MORNING' Moment vile Britain First thugs call rapper (((Professor Green))) a c*** as he tries to film protest
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4075848/professor-green-abused-britain-first-rochdale-protest/

>Britain will allow some EU citizens with criminal records to stay after Brexi
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/20/britain-will-allow-eu-citizens-criminal-records-stay-brexit/

>Migration policy risks being made in the dark, peers warn
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40674332

>Jeremy Corbyn: Student debt write-off not a commitment
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40697326

>Anjem Choudary moved to specialist new 'jihadi jail' unit for extremists
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/23/anjem-choudary-moved-specialist-new-jihadi-jail-unit-extremists/

>Ruth Davidson calls for Conservatism 'reboot'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-40699161

>Violent crime rise in North East due to 'aggressive austerity programme' which should end
http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/violent-crime-rise-north-east-13370127

>>134698566
How do you view comments on the tweet??

>>134700212
yes, Americans are in complete anguish that we are missing out on all your wonderful acid attacks, truck attacks and paki rape gangs.
We'll never know the wonder of having half our wages taken away to support all the half-breed rape babies

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>>134700675
You aren't even the Americans the Revolution was fought for. You're all mongrels.

>>134700675
>We'll never know the wonder of having half our wages taken away to support all the half-breed rape babies

Don't you have a mirror?

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>fired from my job
>can't find another office job
>too much self respect to take blue collar work or claim JSA
>slowly running out of money

It's a complicated feel.

>>134700947
>fired from my job
Story?

Is that sweaty, hairy, bull dyke Joyce dead yet lads?

>>134700947
Just get on benefits my friend.

Ahmed, his two wives and his fourteen kids are all on benefits. Why aren't you?

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>>134698566
HE DINDU NUFFIN WAAAAH RIOT

>>134701171
I find children dressing like adults disturbing.

>>134700392
The colonists taxes were immensely lower than those on the mainland. Average tax in Britain was 36 shillings, in the colonies it was just one shilling.

They were barely taxed in the first place! Most of the taxes that were originally objected to (including Townshend's duties) had been repealed by the 1760s.

Lord North said assemblies in the states could levy their own taxes provided they looked after their own institutions. The British government reserved the right to tax the colonies how it saw fit, but North said that it wouldn't be exercised under normal circumstances.

The British provided to resources to help the colonists wrest the land from the Indians, defeat the French in the Seven Years War, and refrained from levying taxes comparable with the rest of the Empire. The British would rather let the Bengalis starve, and thus tank the EIC, than tax the already immensely privileged yanks more.

>>134701232
Clean your room.

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>>134698917
Wasn't really delusional. They replaced us as the global power hegemony.

>>134701314
It is clean. I said it was clean.

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>>134701232
i find life disturbing

>>134701171
why did cromwell let the jews back in

>>134701280
1770s I meant re: Townshend>>134700392

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>>134699437
I lost all ambition during the EU referendum. The campaign just proved to me that the UK is beyond saving, whatever route we take.

Literally nothing we can do.

>>134701373
You call that clean? Well I say it's still dirty. Post proof when you've finished.

>>134701171

And people will wonder why native birthrates are down, they're being indoctrined to be benders and not have kids

>>134701232

Pic your room pic lad

>>134701573
Fuck off.

>>134701280
Don't engage with americans on britpol it gets sucked into the 51st ptg

>>134701621

rude 2bh

>>134701380
To establish a trade between Amsterdam and Spain. Cromwell was a traitorous fuck. I do say he is underrated though. He literally destroyed the monarchy and replaced it with a 17th century Dictatorship as Lord Protector of the Commonwealth of England, Scotland, and Ireland.

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>>134701621

>>134701280
>navigation acts requiring everything headed to america to pass through england first for taxation
>domestic production of certain products disallowed
>exporting disallowed
>have to order basic stuff from england only to receive it broken or in the wrong specification two years later (cf. george washington ordering window panes and paving stones)
i'd be furious too

ANd then everyone stopped posting

>>134701899
>exporting dissalowed

They could export to Britain and Her
colonies.

>Navigations Acts

Ceased to matter much after the Indian trade became so immense that they offloaded excess produce on America at basically the price of British duties.

>>134702215
Everyone has gone to clean their room.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR2JlDnT2l8

>>134701280
the tax might have been lower than in the british isles, but the colonists were also paying taxes to their local governments. they had been self-taxing and taking care of their own administration for years. your figure of 1/36th what the british paid does not take into account the taxes the colonists were paying to the local governments.


a promise of not using a tax under "normal circumstances" is pretty flimsy. what happens when North resigns or is replaced? it was obviously going to lead to more taxes to help sustain the british.


not saying the revolution was a good thing, but they weren't just a self-destructive meme either

>tfw youre such a cuck you die before you can become king of france and england

I really like this place.

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I cant remember the last time I was happy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izQsgE0L450

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>>134702363

kek'd

>>134702674
You're acting weird, Kevin.

>>134699660
You're right and hopefully you, like me, realise that it's the people, not the land that are important.

Those who went to the US were pioneers and were sick of the UK so they went somewhere to build a better life. They went with like-minded people and they largely succeeded.

Saving Britain is a meme. >95% of people in this country would find my, and likely your, views absolutely abhorrent.

I'd love to see a few hundred thousand like-minded Brits move over to Siberia and build their own future.

>>134702728

this is a metophical image, I can tell by the pixels and the tumbleweed

>>134698489
H-headpats Anglo-senpais. . .?

So Brexit has been effectively neutered.

What do we do now?

>>134702696
What is it that you want out of life?

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>>134699011
Georgey boy really does have a soft spot for the wogs

>>134702696
I feel ya dawg, the apathy is fucking real today.

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>>134702987
emigrate

I managed to sit through the entire Last King of Scotland film thinking that Amin was Mugabe.

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>>134702987
Patting the head of an Irishman tends to help.

Brexit has barely begun senpai, don't give up now!

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>>134702987

>>134703214
*pat* *pat*

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>>134702875
Clever lad. Shame about the spelling.

>>134702987
I'm just going to move to the coast and forget about politics. I'll go for walks and swim in the ocean when the weather gets warm enough.

>>134703319
T-thanks kind senpai. . .

>>134702842
Those who went in 1620 certainly were, but then again they also had a habit of dying. By 1680 New England was well established.

Still, I get your point. Y'know, I think Russia is actually offering Brits and other Westerners money to settle in the Far East of the country.

>>134698489
>advert for new program
>Inside London Fire Brigade

'This week we canonise more public sector employees'

>>134703418
>Shame about the spelling.

Firefox skips keystrokes sometimes, I know what I meant and so did you and that's all that matters.

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>>134702696
You missed a proper good feels thread last night. It happened right after you went asleep.

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>>134702875
>metophical

>>134703699
>metophical

That's what I said, metophical

>>134703452
That's what I did. It's bliss. No niggers, no mudslimes and loads of free time. My hobby is putting curses on Joyce now. I think she might be dead though. Maybe I can stop.

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Just found this. Even in 1581 it was clear that England was and always will be something other than Europe.

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>>134703830
>Joyce
>she
?

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>>134703049
Just a normal life

>>134703103
Genuinely think its been over 10 years since I was happy

>>134703684
I just read it an anon linked it in the last thread. Think that's what made me feel

>>134703869

Kek at just England with no Wales or Scotland

>>134701374

>Microaggressions

Their fucking presence in our country is a microaggression.

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>>134702696
Cheer up senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z66wVo7uNw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z66wVo7uNw

>>134704016

Go for a run lad excerside those hammies and gluties

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>>134702696
Happiness is overrated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-kA4u1y9aI

>>134703869
Was China on vacation in 1581?

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when are we changing the national language to welsh to isolate the isles lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8eRDkiwGMM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8eRDkiwGMM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8eRDkiwGMM

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>>134704016
I'm the one who missed out on a blowie from the only girl I've liked because I was too autistic. Felt a bit bad reading about Rightly. Almost bloody sectioned under the Mental Health Act. Think its your turn now to make us all have a good cry.

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>>134704070
Thanks senpai. Sill not smoking?

>>134703485
Those leaving after 1680 were pioneers too, they were still able to see that a people, a collective outlook is more important than an area of land.

Britain and its culture is a result of pioneering humans, an admixture of neanderthal DNA and the drive to constantly seek 'more' and a better life. If we are to believe we all came from sub-Saharan Africa then there is a clear, huge difference between those who moved North to find a better life and those who stayed put and continue to do so.

Our ancestors, over tens of thousands of years, bravely explored the world and strived for better. They learned as much as they could about everything and never stopped searching for a superior life to that they were currently living.

That spirit still lives on among a small percentage of the population, but the overpopulation of the world and geopolitical fuckery has made it all but impossible to carve out new lands and to keep growing as a group.

You're right about Siberia, though I have managed to find no way of actually applying despite trying quite hard. I imagine it would be a case of contacting the Russian embassy.

>>134704018

It's always been that way. Wales and Scotland are just fanciful notions.

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>>134704107
But what am I running from? Myself?

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1689 was illegal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz1XORmNP2M

>>134703830
Maximum comfy. My only worry is that the seabirds will drive me insane. They're very loud. I like peace and quiet.

>>134704402

I want a second vote on the Glorious Revolution and 1066, just like that Brexit fingy, innit.

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>>134704114

>>134704460
Me too. The truth is, we haven't had a monarchy since King James II.

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>>134704477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OVvJOeUdUs

>>134704016
>Just a normal life

What's stopping you?

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>>134704207
My life peaked at 17

>>134704116
Yeh I'm not sure why they're not on it. I guess it could be more related to the religious world though and China were fuck all to do with any religion at that time, and still aren't.

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>>134704429
got lost in a industrial area looking for screwfix, got swooped at by nesting seagulls.

tried to take a swing at the cheeky fuck but it was too quick

I've never tried carrot juice before.

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>>134704747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVyYXu7RSNI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVyYXu7RSNI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVyYXu7RSNI

>>134704747

My life peaked at 10 or so.

>>134705021
I've never had almond milk.

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Never trust women

>>134704998

I want to shoot the officers who didn't respond to this, the lazy waster cunts.

>>134704945
They stole my fish and chips off the table at a seaside restaurant, smashed my pint on the floor. It all happened so fast.

>>134705098

My life peaked at birth. So there. Fuck you you bunch of wankers.

>>134705133
The feels are so overpowering tonight.

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>>134704247
Yeah, still smoking cigs but no weed for over a month now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b1wt3-zpzQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b1wt3-zpzQ

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>>134705033
Very apt

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>>134705393
Well done lad, it should be easy now. You started having crazy dreams yet?

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>tfw you cant join in with the only conversation happening on this thread because you've never been a drug taking degenerate

Observation: Brit/pol/ trip code posters, as nice as they are as people, are basically the most mentally ill and unhappy posters in the thread.

Why?

>>134706056
There was a weirder bloke, an anon, who massaged a girl in her sleep and then continues to stalk her these several years later.

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>>134706056
They are the ones who can't bare not being recognised in the only place they feel at home.

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>>134706211
That was me lol.

What's the 411 on Brexit? Is it still happening or not?

>>134706056

You have to cross some kind of line to get to the next stage of vigilance and dedication. Not everyone who crosses that line will be become a trip but it's a trend.

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>>134706281
>that photo

>>134705611
Damn Kim is so dignified. I mean just look him. Everything about him makes me weak in the knees. I wish I was born in best Korea so I could take up arms against the imperialist scum.
I wanna die for the revolution, who's with me /pol/?

>>134706056

I don't know why anyone tripfags now.

There aren't even tier lists any more.

>>134706056
If I get too unhappy I self-harm so I leave it to the experts

>>134705853
Funny you should mention it. I had a really intense one a couple of nights ago where my mum was selling a fictional house to one of my friends and his wife, and I was mad about it because I had all these (false) childhood memories about growing up there.

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>>134706354
After being on that thread with you last night, I feel like every thread after is going to be like a reunion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EKzV9JdAVM

found this in my loft, my dads vinyl from way back

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>>134706536
lel, I think smoking weed stops you producing serotonin when you sleep. So when you stop smoking it your brain overloads on it. Fun though

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>>134705216
C..colin?
>>134703666
Good point, I thought it might have been a wee intentional joke on your part as the spelling made me kek, also check'd
>>134704207
Hysteria was great man, really well written - I could really relate to his hypersensitivity in that situation too, I can get like that when I'm stoned. Watched the BBC Arena documentary on ol' Thomas too which was surprisingly good but I think my favourite reading experience of the day was 'Ash Wednesday' which I read out loud to myself in a rather dramatic and thespian way. I really like the way he played with the sounds of the words in that one which isn't really something I'd given him renown for in the past, like in this verse:
If the lost word is lost, if the spent word is spent
If the unheard, unspoken
Word is unspoken, unheard;
Still is the unspoken word, the Word unheard,
The Word without a word, the Word within
The world and for the world;
And the light shone in darkness and
Against the Word the unstilled world still whirled
About the centre of the silent Word.

>North Korea preparing a nuclear missile because of a post on 4chan
lel

>>134700344
>>134705798

>be me
>renovating an old house
>figured it'd be easy due to distance from home etc to just set up a bivvy bag and a jacket for doggo to sleep on while I get a good long weekend of work done
>old house is also creepy as fuck
>have developed a fucking mental fever.
>doggo keeps waking up like he does if someone walks past.
I'm going to die aren't I?

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>>134706029

>>134706891
I notice you didn't answer my question earlier. What's stopping you (from leading a "normal" life)?

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>>134707065
Doggo knows

>>134707078
Jog on triplord

>>134698489
>Tommy Robinson has a new book coming out, "Mohammed's Koran ,why Muslims kill for Islam"
https://twitter.com/TRobinsonNewEra/status/888433271448772608 (embed)

I read this as Tony Robinson at first.

>>134707065
Are you in there now? That must be really spooky.

A door just slammed. I've got all manner of tools and bashy objects but still. Keep getting cold sweats and shivering.

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>>134706942
>Hysteria
'As she laughed I was aware of becoming involved in her laughter and being part of it until her teeth were only accidental stars with a talent for squad drill'
Oh to write like that!
I think I've seen that documentary. Seamus Heaney is at the start reading a poem isn't he?
Ash Wednesday is great as well.
'Blown hair is sweet, brown hair over the mouth blown'
I know what you mean about the sounds.
'Oh my people what I have done unto thee'
That line sticks out for me as well.
Have you read Prufrock yet. His first poem that I ever read.

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>>134707137
The human condition

>>134707351
Yes. I know me and doggo are totally safe and stuff but it's creepy as fuck.

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>>134707078

>>134707368
What if the monsters cannot be damaged by physical objects? Do you have any magic?

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>>134707301

>>134707454
If Babs met you like this she'd think God What A Miserable Twat

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>>134707078
Did you genuinely stop partly due to his Grace? I know Rightly fears his wrath.

>>134707571
Fuck. Off.

Besides doggo is a level 14 fart-sorceror.

>>134707571
If they can't be damaged by anything physical then how can do they physical damage?

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>>134707241

>>134707301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXvhmnD2r1E

>>134707515
>me and doggo are totally safe

But are you really? Who slammed the door, Anon? Why does the dog keep getting up?

Doggo has just woken up had a sniff around and gone back to sleep so I think we are in the clear. It's totally in my head but I feel like I'm being watched.

>>134707667
Is it bad that I would actually quite like a little cuddly anonymong?
I was referring to your running habit by the way Rimmer.

>>134707652
They're sneaky bastards! One ought not put it past them.

>>134707821
The wind anon. Just the wind.

Not the skinwalkers.

Oh cock.

>>134701374

Holy FUCK

>>134707821
There genuinely might be a squatter in the house creeping about.

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>>134707618
Your right anon, this is what happens when I don't Babs post, I lose perspective

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>>134707638
No but I am now fully converted to his church now

>>134708054
I bet shes swallowed more semen than the Bermuda Triangle.

>>134701374
>An ostomy, or stoma, is a surgically created opening between the intestines and the abdominal wall

Oh, so she can literally just leak shit into the rest of her body? Lovely. Glad I looked that up.

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>>134707404
That's the one yeah, Heaney pops up a fair bit. There was lots of interesting stuff about his relationship with Pound too i.e. his cutting out of large swathes of The Wasteland as well as his job at the publishing company which I didn't know much about. I gave Prufock a go a while ago and loved the writing style but it never really clicked, will give it another shot soon. There's a good bit in that docco too about them discussing Prufock in a uni seminar type setting, might be worth watching if you want a glimpse of some of the inane kind of observations your mostly female classmates will be making. 'Etherised on a table... it just sounds really weird... y'know?'. Also I'd forgotten he'd written the Book of Practical Cats which was by far one of my favourites as a kid.

>>134708046
You can hit them on the head and put a stop to them. Monsters won't be so easy. Who knows what old sorcery is lingering in the houses of old. Who knows what might awaken it.

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>>134707916
They seem pretty cute. I'm going to start running again tomorrow

>>134708189
Tsk tsk, insider betting is illegal

>>134707515

Aslong as you don't speak the words "I invite you in" then you should be ok, infact don't even read the words or even think them, because you REALLY don't want to invite it in.

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>>134708005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k12j1GK-PH0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k12j1GK-PH0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k12j1GK-PH0

>>134708382
Post more of the demonhouse brave questgoer!

>>134707454
Clean your room.

>>134708507
[YouTube] MOST SHOCKING POP UP JUMPSCARE SCARY VIDEO COMPILATION EVER!!! all the time!!!! (embed)

[YouTube] MOST SHOCKING POP UP JUMPSCARE SCARY VIDEO COMPILATION EVER!!! all the time!!!! (embed)

[YouTube] MOST SHOCKING POP UP JUMPSCARE SCARY VIDEO COMPILATION EVER!!! all the time!!!! (embed)

HMmmmmmm
really made me think

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Doggo is in here somewhere.

>>134708362

Rimmer Rimmer
You must get trimmer
Or else be bound to a Zimmer

TV historians ranked

1) Niall Ferguson
2) David Starkey
3) Lucy Worsley

>>134708485
I admire your effort for this. I blame you for me not sleeping.

>>134708745
It looks like the demons head and eyes in bottom left corner

>>134708676
Tomorrow

>>134708695
I fucked up

>>134708745
Doggo is the white blob. Don't want to use flash as he's asleep.

>and it might give away my location.

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>>134708770

Do it to Julia

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBGs13mUR-A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBGs13mUR-A

>>134708783
>Niall Ferguson
Are his books worth getting? Always tempted

>>134708834
Whatever you do, don't have a wank.

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>>134708294
Hopkins does a good reading of Prufrock-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLNsPhKlucY
Studied it in sixth form and no one else in my class got it. Sort of changed my life. Hadn't read anything like it before, so I went and read loads of other Modernists as well, Joyce, Pound, Beckett etc.
This is another good poem. Hitchens told me he thought it was miraculous, so if like him you might want to look at it. Does well to some up the situation we're all in-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DagXUbTkuM4

>>134709055
Mostly yes.

As always read critically but he's quite good until he concludes that the British Empire was good because it meant everyone plays team sports now and we should go quietly into the darkness.

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>>134708783

>not listing TV history totty Suzannah Lipscomb

>>134709055

He applies economic thinking to history. I've read Empire, Colossus and The Ascent of Money and would recommend them all.

>>134709062

Kek

that just reminded me, where's Tommy poster

>>134709168
>>134709257
Thanks, I have em already saved on an amazon list just not purchased them yet

>>134709168
Did you just hear something? Listen...

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Ok lads I have got a crowbar to.make.me feel a bit happier.

>>134709116
>Joyce
Unreadable drivel
>pound
Not bad
>Beckett
Just can't read him.

Heaney has stuck with me but generally modernists I have trouble with and post modern makes me ill.

Anyone else normieing it up with some late night new GoT?

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>officially /comfy/ hours now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyknBTm_YyM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyknBTm_YyM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyknBTm_YyM

>>134709478
>Joyce
>Unreadable drivel

Blasphemy!

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>>134709453
Actually it's total silence out here. Silence that you can hear if that makes sense.

Is captcha trying to tell me something?

>>134709504
No. I'm waiting for Twin Peaks to come out. Should be soon.

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>>134709638
Rape time

>>134709504

No but I do a have a bottle of Hob Goblin and a packet of cristps

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>>134709478
>Joyce- Unreadable drivel
Finnegans Wake maybe but not Dubliners, Portrait and most of Ulysses.

>Beckett- Cant read him
Try watching him then. Waiting for Godot and Endgame.

Don't like post-modern either though.

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>>134709706
It very much is not helping how remote this is.

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>>134709659
Good on you.

>>134709887
Are you our resident David Lynch expert? I think I recognise you. You helped me find that track from a scene a few episodes ago.

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>>134709504
No spoilers or I'll me mum on you. Watching it when I wake up later.

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>>134709804

>Beckett

Spoooool

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>>134709809
You see this through the window?! What do?

>>134710073
>No spoilers or I'll me mum on you

you'll me mum on him lad?

>>134709809
You'll remember this weekend, won't you?

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>>134710048
It is I.

thank god that stupid american poster isn't here

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>>134710155
No bully. I'm tired.
'I'll tell me mum on you'

good evening lads (morning if you're in Britain cause I know GMT is +6 hours of CDT lol)

I just wanted to let you know that I went to the laundry mat today and overheard a british couple with a young child talking about /pol/, Brexit, and Trump.

The man said that the only reason Brexit happened was because Trump endorsed it when he started campaigning (and also because he and Nigel browse Brit/pol/ and took your suggestions on how to campaign).

I would like to hear your guys' thoughts on this because I know that you guys support Farage, Trump and (obviously) browse Brit/pol/.

Thanks in advance!

>>134710111
Steal all of its hydrogen with sorcery.

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>>134710210

>>134710111
That film was fucking brilliant.

>>134710157
Tonight yes.

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>>134709209
Absolute qt

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>>134709809
Enjoy waking up to this m8

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>>134710082
Happiest moment of the past half million.

>>134710365

Do you think she'd step on my face?

>>134710111
One of the best films ever made tbqhwy

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>>134709809

I'm feeling a lot of coldness from these pictures, feeling the presence of a bad man, an angry man

Do you know any men anon?

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>>134710365
>tights

I'll be back in about 10 minutes.

Doggo just woke up and barked. Goodbye lads.

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>>134699011

That was easy.

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>>134710351
>>134710526

>>134710443
That is very unsettling
>sleep paralysis 7
post the rest

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>>134710538
I wish girls still wore tights.

>>134710542
Good luck lad

>>134710635
This film is great too

>>134710578
waters is a nut tho

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>>134709116
Magi I read and that last line was particularly pertinent towards the situation, especially the last verse and the imagery of a transformed society.
>>134709478
Post-modernism is guff but I have a soft spot for Vonnegut, one of his characters in 'God Bless You Mister Rosewater' does a speech about conservatism that is very Enoch-esque in its imagery on Rome that I would recommend reading:
http://miltonthed.weebly.com/uploads/1/4/1/6/14162844/vonnegut_kurt_-_god_bless_you_mr_rosewater.pdf (page 9)

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>>134710542

>>134710773

If by a nut you mean she's lighting a flame in our hearts which the ages cannot extinguish, then yes.

>>134710756
Nick Loves best film

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>>134698489
I'm buying Tommy's book once it's translated

>>134710470

2bh i'm not big on plays or lit, came across it when youtubing Patrick, have watched it a few times, great performance and a great little play.

Watched a few other performances of it, but none were as good as Patricks, it's the first thing I think of when I hear Beckett

>>134710850
UKIP is kill
get over it

>>134710957

Well your entire nation is dead but but it doesn't stop you making quite a bit of noise.

have you guys ever seen "Birth of a Nation?"

it's a 3 hour silent film about the American Civil War and the rise of the KKK but I recommend watching at least the first 1.5 hours as it's some of the best cinematography I've ever seen out of the era. Elsie Stonewall a cute!

>>134710953
It's a brilliant play. Magee does the best Beckett performance I've ever seen. Fucking tragic but brilliant. I'm worried I'm going end up like Krapp.
>What remains of all that misery? A girl in a shabby green coat on railway station platform?

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>>134710542
Use the magic against them! Repeat this mantra out loud, quick: Gate, gate, paragate, parasangate, bodhi saga!

>>134710756
>I wish girls still wore tights.

They still do, mate. That's my fetish. I can detect them instantly.

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>>134710694
Have you ever experienced it? I used to quite a lot and it's honestly the most scared I've ever felt. Even when you learn what it is it's fucking terrifying.

The way I've experienced it is nearly identical to the first one I posted.

>>134710807
I'll have a read of that tomorrow.

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Deer in the garden I think. Saw antlers anyway.
Doggo gone back sleep. Might not be kill after all.

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>>134710868
Scores badly online and not many people have seen it which is surprising, I love it. The Business is my other favourite of his.

>>134711257
Not many though. I guess a lot wear black tights in winter which is pretty good.

>>134710694

>>134711319
Yeah a couple of times. Its fucking terrifying. Like the pic in your post but no face and at the end of my bed

Is renovationlad kill?

>>134711133
>Traitors to the Anglo people killing other traitors to the Anglo people

Sounds like a good watch.

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>>134710694

>>134698778
New England was something of a Leveller rebuplic of church-towns. They invented local government and it was the foundation of their society. The imperial governments didn't understand how important this was to them. So they led the fight.

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>>134711257
>tights
Awful. Knee high socks mate. I have trouble breathing when I see them.

>>134711319
I've got it a couple times. I never sleep on my back anymore because that's the position I was in both times I got it.

>>134711141

Aye m8, i'm 41 next month and as each year passes the more the play resonates with me more and more, i'm literally on the crest of a wave, or thereabouts.