Brit/pol/ - Queen Elizabeth I edition

have you guys ever seen "Birth of a Nation?"

it's a 3 hour silent film about the American Civil War and the rise of the KKK but I recommend watching at least the first 1.5 hours as it's some of the best cinematography I've ever seen out of the era. Elsie Stonewall a cute!
I will add to this:

it was made in 1915 but it's received numerous awards despite being a (((racist))) civil war film and was monumental in developing modern day filming techniques

I'm not even a film buff but I recognized the amount of effort and perfection that went into this film as soon as I started watching it.

Here's a link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3kmVgQHIEY&t

Like I said, the first act (1.5 hours) is definitely worth watching. The 2nd act is a bit over the top which is probably why the NAACP tried to ban it (unsuccessfully) here in the states (lots of blackface and nigger jokes in that part).

In all honesty, it wouldn't surprise me if you can't watch it in Britain. Let me know what you all find out pls.

If you can't, let me know and I'll upload it somewhere that you can watch it.

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First for Monarchism.

Still alive in this fucking creepy, creaky and weird old house.

>>134711757
Why are you spamming some shitty film?
Go shill it in /ptg/

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Reminder that we haven't had a Monarch since 1689.

Reminder that 1689 was illegal.

Reminder that the ancient bloodline of Alfred the Great must be restored.

>>134711757
I'm very serious about this post

Brits love their art, but I think this is a piece of American art that you can appreciate from over 100 years ago.

Can you guys watch it at least?

Do you live by candlelight?

>>134711843
>>134711998

>>134711910
>>134711910
>shitty
Abo this is one of the best films of the 20th century. It's literally in the Library of Congress in order to preserve it for all of humanity until the end of time (or untill the Brave New World comes about)

There is no hope for Britain.

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>>134711716
Whenever I've had it the figure starts at the end of my bed and slowly looms over me getting closer to my face. Not sure how long it lasts but it feels like an eternity.

I think you're right that people are snobby about them. I love how 'simple' the filming and stuff is, and they're all relatively low budget which adds to them I think.

>>134711581
Aye I've only ever had it lying on my back too. I do still sleep like that though but haven't had it in quite a while.

>>134711319
>Have you ever experienced it?

I have, a few mild cases but once where I really was fully awake/aware and couldn't move a limb, had to make a concious/deliberate attmpt to move and only broke out of it by wiggling my jaw or some weird shit, couldn't move for a good 5 secs or so, saw no figures or anything though.

Everytime i've had it i've slept on my back.

>>134711843
You know now that a presence is there, don't you?

Pot noodle and a cup of tea.

Life is good.

>>134711843
Can you feel the thickness in the air?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qTrgCWpLlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qTrgCWpLlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qTrgCWpLlM

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>>134712115
I've read you're supposed to hold your breath, no idea if it works.

>>134712084
>>134711840
>it's some sort of evolutionary thing
Most definitely, like why people are scared of monsters. Sleep paralysis can also be linked to schizophrenia

>>134712041

Sure, but it's obviously a film tied to the American experience, why the fuck would you try and get Brits to watch it? It would be like me asking you to go read about the Kokoda trail, you could, but it wouldn't affect you profoundly because it's part of the Australian identity.

I literally couldn't care less about some dumb yanks killing other dumb yanks over something that was already outlawed in the civilized (i.e. British) parts of the world.

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>>134711912
Just been having a read of the wiki on it and it says about 5% of people experience it regularly, though doesn't define what regularly means.

But it does agree that sleeping on one's back makes it much more likely.

It's the need to make a conscious effort to move that's most scary to me I think. The first few times it happened I basically thought I was dead.

Early 20th C painting depicting it

Think I'm out of pictures now.

I'll bet renovation Anon is absolutely shitting his pants out there. Those old, remote houses can get as disturbing as all hell in the dead of night.

>>134712374
Because Brits literally founded America.

I thought it would be nice to point them to a video which documents the aftermath of them losing the Colonies, and also what came of cinematography as a result.

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>>134712374
The English Civil War is more interesting anyway.

>>134712332

I'll TRY to remember that, can't see me rembering it though as my body goes into full panick mode

>>134712427
>It's the need to make a conscious effort to move that's most scary to me I think.

Yeah it's a bit like that scene in Kill Bill when Uma has to concentrate to wiggle her toes

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>>134712367
>linked to schizophrenia
You know what its linked to...

>>134712729
>You know what its linked to...

Tripcodes

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As a slight aside, has anybody else ever had this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_head_syndrome

I've had it three times and it sounded like a shotgun being fired inside my head.

>>134712332
Whenever I've had it I've not been able to do anything to combat it. Like you will yourself, with all your mind's power, to move but nothing happens. Then after a few seconds or however long it lasts (feels like a long time but likely isn't at all) you'll blink or be able to turn your head or something and it will stop.

I do imagine it's very similar to how you would feel waking up from a coma to find out you're completely paralysed.

>>134712367
The schizophrenia thing makes sense I suppose. I have always blamed it on a shit sleeping pattern.

>>134712283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx10MYrh4MY

the floating shadow G used to give me anxiety

>>134712427
>Think I'm out of pictures now.
Haven't posted 4 or 6

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>>134712910
Just posted 6, here's 4. More an out of body experience than sleep paralysis I guess.

Nothing about Mogg becoming second favourite to succeed May when she is inevitably fucks off on a lifelong walking holiday?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jacob-rees-mogg-next-tory-leader-betting-odds-david-davis-boris-johnson-a7856011.html

>>134713051
Archive shills
https://archive.is/oS0Re

I used to have sleep paralysis around the time I drank a lot.

Never happened before or after that.

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>>134712815
>has anybody else ever had this
>exploding head syndrome

no lad but i've seen a few cases of bloaty head syndrome in my time

>>134711757
I saw it about ten years ago. I think the perception of it is very different because at the time it was made there was almost no stigma towards KKK, but still a very real stigma towards non-whites. Literally all the black people in it are played by white people in blackface makeup.

Quick rundown is that after the civil war, the Klan realises that having shitloads of black people in government will be a disaster because they'll put their own interests first and everyone else will suffer. They end up chasing them the fuck away. That's most of what I remember.

It's definitely a /pol/ film, but probably not too appealing to a general audience unless you have a solid interest in classic cinema. It was one of the first epics and has a firm place in history. I think it's great for what it is, but it's not exactly one of my favourites.

>>134713078
>clicks give them revenue!
I don't give a shit. I use adblock anyway and I'm too lazy to archive.

Is renovationlad kill?

>>134713093
i only used to get that whenever i fell asleep on my back

>>134713502

If I fall sleep on my back I experience a falling sensation and wake up.

>>134712988
Thanks lad

Night everyone

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Anyone ever managed to lucid dream? It's always advised that you record your dreams in detail and then look for anything that keeps occurring in them. When you find it in a future dream, you realise you're dreaming. I never found any re-occurring details so I gave up after a couple of months.

>>134713616
never had a lucid dream but i do keep having a reoccurring dream that i can suck my own dick

disappointed when i wake up and can't actually do it

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>>134713779
Maybe you did learn how to do it but the excitement woke you up?

>>134713093
Yeh that makes sense, could be the same with me but can't really remember if it ties in.

>>134713563
g'night

>>134713540
Yeh I get that too. Hypnic jerk it's called. Apparently it's because your brain senses your muscles relaxing and reads it as if you're falling so wakes you up and makes you 'flinch' or whatever to keep you safe.

>>134713098
kek

>>134713616
I used to as a kid but haven't in a long time. I barely ever seem to remember my dreams anymore, makes sense I guess since I gave up on them a long time ago. Might try again soon.

https://medium.com/@OwenJones84/why-im-a-remainer-who-accepts-the-eu-referendum-result-d198dbc99c2

>The official Leave campaigns made the strategic decision to wage a poisonous xenophobic campaign which scapegoated migrants and refugees for all the multiple social injustices

But there was only one official campaign (i.e. not campaignS) and it was bluepilled as fuck on immigration. It was Leave.EU that was even remotely 'xenophobic'. Owen simply cannot be trusted to tell the truth on anything, even when he's bending his own narrative to match Corbyn's newly-announced one.

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>>134713616
I have once , I was in a supermarket cartoon but the background was a photograph. I realised it wasn't real then tried to fuck miss krabappel from the Simpsons

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Based May and Based Torries

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Am I white enough pol?

>>134714284
What if I identify as a gun owner?

Renovationlad is dead.

>>134714590
Reported to the EU for hate speech.

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>>134714590
I identify as a transgender AK-47 with a Gender Fluid tactical rail.

>>134714149
>bending his own narrative to match Corbyn's newly-announced one.
Playing dickhead's advocate here, Jones has been critical of the EU for a long time before he (weirdly) backed Remain. And at least he is accepting the result, unlike many remoaners who seem to think all Leave voters are thick as pigshit.

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>>134714416
No you are spaghetti.

>>134714906
Bin that spaghetti

>>134713616

Yes. A few times. It's not as good as you think.

It isn't like a virtual reality you can control at all.

You only have limited control at best, and you'll wake up if you try to gain more. The detail in anything is absolutely minimal and most of your senses will usually not work, but you sort of don't notice. The dream resists any change you try to make and forcibly distracts you with other things. You have a kind of brain fog all the time from the lack of and control you have and the lack of ambience in the environment.

If you're thinking you can just immediately convert a dream into a sex dream with your waifu, there is absolutely no way you'll manage that. You'd have to try and have that dream in the first place realise you're dreaming, then you effectively go along with what the dream already was with some ability to influence it in a basic way. You probably wouldn't even be able to change position manually.

Renovationlad, report!

http://www.strawpoll.me/13516798

Personally I think it would be funny.

I know when /g/ managed to get Richard Stallman to comment on what he thought of /g/, he said it was full of inane comments.

>>134711758
>Worshipping Elizabeth Saxe-Coburg Gotha

>>134715915

He'd hate it.

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>>134716093
probably

>>134715915
If you do it, pick a good one.

>>134716059
Read my other posts you fucking mong. I bet you can't even trace the Windsor line 3 generations without google though.

>>134716093
I know, that's what would make it funny, most of our threads are dominated and influenced by his thinking in some way so to have him say it was full of inane racist lunatics or something like that would make for endless OC potential.

>>134716152
Suggestions?

>>134715598
When I have realised I am dreaming and tried to lucid dream, it seems that everything in the dream tries to fight against me being self aware.

As soon as I realise it is a dream and try to take control, absolute chaos happens, there are earthquakes, hurricanes, complete and total mayhem trying to push me out as a I try to bring order.

It's like my dream state is trying to push me out, I see horrors and untold demons and momsters, like they are trying to scare me awake. My only choice is to scream until I wake myself up.

>>134716226
The monarchy of England is illegitimate until a Stuart is returned to the throne.

>>134715598
That's lucid dreaming? I do that all the time.
>>134716272
Send him one of my king ones. or the feels one last night.

>>134715915
You are full of inane comments you scrote bag. Good idea though, but this place has gone to absolute shit. No point showing him now, there's only about 50 or 60 regulars left. Hitchens wouldn't give a fuck about 50 autists discussing feels, sleep paralysis and teacakes.

>send him a tweet asking what he thinks of the content in this link http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/tripcode/hn7ASgIZ1vE/

>>134712498
They make me extremely horny. Just had a wank to his pics in previous thread. Wish I could be there with him. Hnnnggghhh.
>Astro travels to suck him off

>>134716481

I doubt he'd understand what the fuck he's looking at.

>>134713367
I appreciate your honesty, anon

godspeed

(also Trump caused Brexit)

Someone please post some sad music. I want to feel some feels.

>>134716272
>Suggestions?
Dunno, one with minimal pruesseposting maybe?
All the threads blend into each other.

>>134716801
Tough shit, have some funkiness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ5d6EXIOHE

Hitchens doesn't give a fuck about this place. He won't even reply.

Just forget I said anything, it was a bad idea.

>>134716891
Fucking horrible.

>>134716985
Dare you to tweet Owen Jones instead.

>>134717164
Tweet him what?

>>134716801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NVOawOXxSA

>>134717193
Just forget I said anything, it was a bad idea.

>>134717193
Tell him he's a cunt.

>>134717193
'ur a fag'

inb4 you get arrested for hate speech

>>134717302
kek

>>134717193
Ask him out on a date. Then dominate him after.

>>134717219
Very nice, thanks

>>134716801
https://youtu.be/tXHj_EW_JpQ

>>134717219
this is bullshit women cant get depressed

>>134717433
Try Aphex Twin - Rhubarb

It's really sad, but nice.

>>134717574
Pretty sure she's a lesbian if that changes your calculations.

>>134716801
Strap yourself in for this one

>>134717515
>>134717591
Perfect

>>134716431

If you are aware it's a dream, it is lucid. There can be an extra layer where you think you're aware, but you're actually just dreaming about yourself being aware of a dream.

>>134716352

You have to hide your conciousness form the dream itself by going along with it until you feel in control enough, then you can start doing things manually. You can then change things but it will make you less asleep and less in control. You can become more asleep by spinning around, but that also reduces your ability to realise its a dream so you'll probably just lose awareness of that and return to a normal dream.

I've never managed to fully change the scene without stupid shit taking over or waking up.

How close are you to a mental breakdown, Rightly?

>>134717885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=261Fs5pZhOM

Great song to play while drinking far too much whiskey, smoking a full 30g pack of tobacco in one day and crying because the love of your life, the girl you thought you would marry, build a home and a life with and who would stick by your side forever, leaves you.

Not that I'd know, of course.

https://youtu.be/MCNtWKdi5Ds

And then 6 months later when you find she's with another person:

https://youtu.be/MfvcPeWO8yk

>>134717912
>If you are aware it's a dream, it is lucid. There can be an extra layer where you think you're aware, but you're actually just dreaming about yourself being aware of a dream.
I have dreams where something implausible happens and I realize its a dream at that point.

>>134717980
>30g pack of tobacco in one day

Kek. Have you really done that? It takes me at least 3 days at maximum warp to finish 30 grams.

>>134718102

But you've never tried controlling it?

>>134716801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cu0yWfkWX0

>>134717940
So far it sounds like
>Be me
>The war is long lost
>I overlook my map and wonder whether or not to turn whats left of this country into a radioactive wasteland
>I stand alone in the map room with my hands over my eyes and my jaw clenched
>It's all over and all that is left is oblivion

>>134716801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z38Cl2jvHi0

>>134718244
I really can't when it happens. But when it does happen and I dream of something implausible, it is more like a clear thought you have when you're awake that instantly tells me I'm asleep. I couldn't control it or even begin to describe it properly.

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>>134718253
I'll post some quotes to increase feels.

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>>134718253

>>134716801
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gmd1HVGBzk
Very slow tempo. Lowers your heartbeat.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWzFY-nUpTU
Meme sad.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVN1B-tUpgs
Feelsy instrumental.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP077RitNAc
Normie shit. But there you go.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0ttxactpZ4
Bit of an avant garde feel

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yag41F7eCLU
Obligatory listening.

>>134718202
Yeh a couple of times. When I'm not coping well with life and I'm drinking myself into a stupour, which thankfully hasn't happened in a fair while, I pretty much just chain smoke. Not sure how many I get from 30g but probably about 60?

I'll easily get through 30 straights on a night out, can push 40 if I've been day drinking too. Pretty bad I guess but there we go

>>134717939
I was bargaining with my OCD and promised my self that if I masturbated and ejaculated twice on the 23rd and 24th (according to GMT) that I would not do any more OCD things, but just as it went past midnight I had an intrusive thought and it tainted that bargin, so now I don't know what to do. If you think that sounds crazy there are a tonne of other details. I hate that it makes everything more effort than it is worth doing and so I end up not doing the things that I enjoy. Quite often I hate my life. I can't even take pictures on my camera without going back and deleting some sometimes. The crazy thing is how I am now I am a lot better than I used to be, I still go out regularly in freshly washed clothes and after having showered, I'm very self conscious about that when I go out, but everything is more effort than it should be. I know none of it really makes sense but I keep telling my self that I'll just do this one more task that I can stop doing it forever then and get on with stuff but there always seems to be one more thing that I have to do.

>>134718537
>mixing when you think you have nothing left to learn with when you have to confidence to act

Pleb shit.

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>>134718640
I don't know what you mean. Are you attacking me or Mussolini?

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>>134718541
Sad music patrician

>>134718603
Please take a break from here for a while, mate. Look after yourself. We'll still be here when you get back.

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>>134718253

>>134718927
It's been like that for years.

>>134718603
You're a good guy, to me.

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>>134717940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbAoCjQdKYg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLFVGwGQcB0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXTweurVzlA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhnMd1Jl7SA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xacflWZig8c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZk7jWTMLxU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XN5BFIHXs_I

>>134718746
Mussolini. His implication is that a strong man is independent and confident. This is true.

But the assumption that a friend, which is the important word, shouldn't be asked for guidance on occasion is absurd. A strong man would choose strong friends, no?

But I get his point. People aren't precise when speaking. I'm certainty not.

>>134718786
T-Thanks.

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>>134718541
I've got that mazzy star on a loop. It's so beautiful.

More Keaton Henson because I've been on a bit of a binge the last week.

>If you must die, sweetheart
>Die knowing your life was my life's best part

https://youtu.be/f2fCcggNkTs

Featured in the film Four Lions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeLuQ6X2ixI

>>134719208
That makes me feel good.

https://youtu.be/TEleUc-_MoI?t=16m20s
Another avant garde feel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTA0DSfrGZ0
Another sorta-meme sad.

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>>134719196
I don't think he implies you shouldn't ask a friend for moral guidance.

>>134719196
I think his quote was more intended to suggest that one becomes strong in the absense of assistance. You're forced to. I don't think he was suggesting that anybody should cast aside their friends and families and go it alone.

can we just let these threads die already

Philip Glass's best known work probably
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQSVP1j5dR4

>>134719543
>>134719530
I retract my statement.

>>134719502
That top one is nice.

>>134719592

NO i'll twat you in the masher

>>134719648
Listen to marks 4 and 6 specifically. All the way through.

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>>134719622
I'll allow it

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>>134719274
The Generation Identitaire symbol always reminds me of Aphex Twin's logo

https://youtu.be/XYrQC-jWMFM

>>134718603
You're letting yourself get worked up over absolutely nothing, Kevin. If deleting pictures you've taken, wanking and forcing yourself to wear clean clothes and shower is what's troubling you then you haven't got too much on your plate to be honest. Imagine if you were an incurable drug fiend, or a psycho, or a manic personality disorder sufferer who bites people or flings cottage cheese at his coworkers before stabbing himself in the throat horribly with a pen.

Just take a fucking break, mate. Go away somewhere maybe. OCD must be really annoying, but it's not that bad.

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>>134719743
I'm listening to 4 now

>>134719845
It's really weird that you have an obsession with telling him to take a break. I've seen you post this atleast 10 times over the past few days.

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https://youtu.be/dNjAEjz4eFY

>>134719845
You don't understand.

Repeating most everyday tasks is nothing to get worked up over, but feeling an uncontrollable urge to repeat those tasks so many times in such a specific way for seemingly no reason, to such a point where performing each task becomes more trouble than it's worth is what the problem is.

Okay I'm out of this thread. Sorry for derailing it more than it already was, have a good night and morning everyone.

>>134720019
Actually, other people have said it on several occasions recently, not just me. And no It's not weird at all. Look at his fucking post count on the archives. It's common sense, something he repeatedly seems to be able to apply to his situation.

>>134719845
You obviously don't understand OCD.

>>134720116
>le what to heck these aren't comfy at all the swerve in and out at the end and don't complete the cycle and I downloaded this less than a week ago because I'm a newfag and haven't ever seen something like this before

>>134720193
>>134720256
god I hate triptards

>>134720291
*unable

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>>134720291
>>134720375
Alright

>alex jones just tweeted this

Are Yankees allowed too?

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>this is what WWII rationing prevented from appearing in Britain

>>134720193
Get a job and occupy yourself then. You'll soon learn to drop the urge to repeat pointless tasks over and over again when you're busy. Try it.

>>134720337
Why not?

>>134720747
If you did, you would realise how much it can control someone's life.

>>134720635
Why are Americans so attractive?

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>>134716272
you should consider suicide triptard

>>134720844
idk...that's the east coast

they feed on fish mainly

in the midwest, we feed on corn, beef, and squash

on the west coast, they feed on tacos

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>>134720635
Sorry anon, you've made an extremely common mistake many of your fellow countrymen do also. You seem to have accidentally stumbled across Brit/pol/, a thread for British people to discuss politics and various other topics. Luckily, I am here to redirect you to where you can shitpost freely with your own kind.

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>>134720369
I actually posted it because Rightly is going on about OCD. It was supposed to be a bit of a joke. Wouldn't expect a Yank to be able to understand though.

>>134721010
I'd move there if everything wasn't going to shit here. I feel like it would be cowardice to leave now.

DONT TWEET PETER HITCHENS ABOUT THIS PLACE MY HEART COULDNT TAKE IT IF HE INSULTED US.

>>134721201
We could run a country better than that defeatist prick could.

What a bunch of fucking wimps you lot can be at times.

>>134721052
>Sorry anon, you've made an extremely common mistake many of your fellow countrymen do also. You seem to have accidentally stumbled across Brit/pol/, a thread for British people to discuss politics and various other topics. Luckily, I am here to redirect you to where you can shitpost freely with your own kind.

>>134721052
Sorry anon, you've made an extremely common mistake many of your fellow countrymen do also. This is an American board. A board in which people across the world discuss issues due to the freedom of speech outlawed in their own countries. Luckily, I am here to redirect you to where you can be censored freely with your own kind.

reddit.com

>>134721052
>t. motorized .... rolling ... ham

>>134721097
I'm four steps ahead of you anon.

>>134721113
You shouldn't move here. You couldn't survive in a country that requires people to work in order to make meat last until the end of the month (making ends meat for non americans)

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>>134721299
This. I only feels post ironically. I actually don't feel a thing.

>>134721322
Sorry anon, you've made an extremely common mistake many of your fellow countrymen do also. The World Wide Web is a British invention. An invention in which British people, graciously, gave to you but now are revoking. Luckily, I am here to redirect you to the sandpit or the chess board.

>>134721491
Sorry anon, you've made an extremely common mistake many of your fellow countrymen do also. The World Wide Web is a British invention. An invention in which British people, graciously, gave to you but now are revoking. Luckily, I am here to redirect you to the sandpit or the chess board.

>>134721535
>An invention in which British people, graciously, gave to you but now are revoking. Luckily, I am here to redirect you to the sandpit or the chess board.
The american military invented the internet, newfag.
>le world wide web was a concept conceived in britain.jpg

but you never actually built it, we did. Furthering your BTFOness for generations to come.

So you can go fuck yourselves. Trump caused Brexit and I hope he finishes it for you.

>>134721744
>Sorry anon, you've made an extremely common mistake many of your fellow countrymen do also. The World Wide Web is a British invention. An invention in which British people, graciously, gave to you but now are revoking. Luckily, I am here to redirect you to the sandpit or the chess board.

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>>134721676
>le pasta post from the same thread

kill yourself

>>134721796
>>Sorry anon, you've made an extremely common mistake many of your fellow countrymen do also. The World Wide Web is a British invention. An invention in which British people, graciously, gave to you but now are revoking. Luckily, I am here to redirect you to the sandpit or the chess board.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=242ZSyCaTZo

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>>134721491
Your comment really made me think

>>134721793
May is a dunce and I hope Trump wipes your shitty nigger filled island off the face of the planet.

You are a speck in the bucket of a world 99% filled with american power. Try me.

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>>Sorry anon, you've made an extremely common mistake many of your fellow countrymen do also. The World Wide Web is a British invention. An invention in which British people, graciously, gave to you but now are revoking. Luckily, I am here to redirect you to the sandpit or the chess board.
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>>Sorry anon, you've made an extremely common mistake many of your fellow countrymen do also. The World Wide Web is a British invention. An invention in which British people, graciously, gave to you but now are revoking. Luckily, I am here to redirect you to the sandpit or the chess board.
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Leave the USA poster alone, we are married

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omfg

it's worse than I though

http://www.globalfirepower.com/countries-comparison-detail.asp?form=form&country1=united-kingdom&country2=united-states-of-america&Submit=COMPARE

>>134721939
Bunch of insufferable cunts reciting platitudes and practicing taqiyya

Think I might be a bender lads can't stop thinkin gabout throbbin willys

Thick, veiny, throbbing, swollen, engorged, twitching WILLYS

>>134722229
Warfare is different now. It's fought with birth rates and immigration. Your 19 aircraft carriers won't save you.

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>>134722257
Thinking about willys isn't gay.

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I fucking HATE steven crowder. He got btfo on joe rogan.

>>134722714
Me too. A literal Canadian LARPing as a lard tard who thinks history began in 1790.

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>>134722229
>helicopters: 347
>tank strength: 249
>destoyers: 6
>submarines: 11

>>134722404
>warfare is different now. Your 19 aircraft carriers won't save you.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yes, they actually will because EVEN IF the UK wanted to even try and start a war with us and invade (fat chance since the UK literally sucks our dicks these days especially since Trump got you out of the EU) you wouldn't even be able to get to Ireland before we wreck your entire fleet.

Do you know what literally keeps your economy actually moving? It's not the EU, it's us, the Americans. We guarantee your shipping across the globe because we like you. If you piss us off, your economy is DONE. You will never stand a chance against our military, so you're best of submitting and kissing the feet of the United States of America.

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>>Sorry anon, you've made an extremely common mistake many of your fellow countrymen do also. The World Wide Web is a British invention. An invention in which British people, graciously, gave to you but now are revoking. Luckily, I am here to redirect you to the sandpit or the chess board.
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>>134722857
Get out you fat Paki. Go on. Off you go.

>>134722857
I hope so. It'll give us the push we need.

>>134722714
How did he get bfto. He does argue fairly well in produced videos. Also against Sky News.

Richard Dawkins got banned from some event in the states because of his tweets about Islam. Personally, I'd love for him to get dragged into the whole Islamism debate, he occupies that small section in the middle of the venn diagram of people who have massive support from self-described progressives and people who hate Islam. This can only work out for the better.

>>134723046
that's the goal
work for yourselves
>>134723016
lmao not even close nigel

Kevin is a wombat.

>>134723164
I want him to live along to see the destruction he has helped wrought.

>>134711694
Anyone else seen Koyaanisqatsi? Masterful film.

>>134723139
He refused to admit he was wrong about something and used some sketchy sources which were disproved live on podcast. He then tried to play the victim, 'well there's two of you'. He's a twat.

>>134723279
I'd like you to crumble, too. You really need it.

>>134723314
What was the topic?

>>134723279
50°03'00.0"N 5°45'00.0"E

>>134723314
post it

timestamp if you can

>>134723298
Dawkins only became popular after the decline of the Church, and well after the reasons for the Church's decline came into being.

>>134723412
>t. Peter
Yes, I know. Which is why I said helped. He has made it 1/2 his life's work for people to turn away from ALL religion.

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>>134723397
https://youtu.be/gd0oSNjHf1A?t=1634

It's entertaining to watch this boy get beaten by a mann.

>>134714284
Got the archived link to this?

Renovationlad got killed by monsters.

>>134723351
not happening

we have enough gibs to keep the niggers calm for decades
>>134723396
Belgium? The EU? We can literally launch missiles from the Channel and into Brussels at a moment's notice. Nobody can even try to do the same.

>>134723628
Crowder is an unfunny, insufferable cunt, but Rogan literally did not have an argument there.

>>134723821
If you watch the whole thing Joe is right and stevens acting like a retard. He lied on his website about marijuana and joe called him out on it, then he started getting upset and calling joe a bully.

>>134723628
>dude weed
Disgusting.

>>134723771
It will happen. You are the central hub of international Je--I mean, commercialism. That is your purpose. Ours it to be a minor hub. The sooner the world economy collapses, the sooner you can actually start being a country again. So can we all.

>>134723628
goddamnit I hate weed

before watching, I feel like Rogan is going to be like
>dude weed lmao
>literally puts you into space timewarps
>this should be legal

>no

>how many people have been killed by cigarettes
>billions
>alcohol?
>billions
>weed
>0. EVER
>dude I smoke weed all the time and I'm fine

>>134723891
Rogan acted like a total dick about it though.

>>134723968
>goddamnit I hate weed
Amen.

>>134723628
I fucking hate Crowder but I hate degenerate potheads even more. He's speaking sense here.
>t. degenerate pothead

>>134723932
>>134723968
Joe's right about the specific point though. I don't like weed and don't think it should be legalised, but crowder was acting like an arrogant fuck, ignoring the evidence.

>>134723932
>Ours it to be a minor hub. The sooner the world economy collapses, the sooner you can actually start being a country again.
It did. In 2008. We traded with the Chinese while Europe tore itself apart (ie austerity in Greece, Spain, and Italy, as well as Brexit)
The collapse of the economy in American literally fueled the collapse of the European Union. Learn your history fuccboi

>>134724096
He sure was. But weed, dude.

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>>134724041
Am I the only one who sees this for what it is. It's probably because i'm the only one who watched the whole thing.

>>134723968
I have smoked weed every day for the past decade and I'm fine. At worst, it robs curiosity and motivation. That's if you even let it get to you.

>>134724133
>it ended in 2008
wow
because there isn't a LARGER bubble now?

2008 is a minor blip to an actually collapse.

>>134724218
>At worst, it robs curiosity and motivation.
That's absolutely brilliant in a capitalistic society.

>>134723891
Joe's right for the wrong reasons.
Crowder's info and interpretation of stats was utterly fucked, but Rogan was just pure DUDE WEED LMAO.
They're both cunts, with Rogan being slightly less insufferable since he gets better guests on his show and isn't as cringe-inducing as Crowder.

>>134724285
It didn't end in '08, it began.

Europe is still getting BTFO by our dumb jews giving niggers shit loans.

>>134724218
And I know someone who was made a paranoid schizophrenic from it.

Woah, 1:1 on the anecdotal evidence.

>>134724312
I like Joe here. Imagine if he'd let Crowder get away with those pussy debating tactics.

>>134724354
>our jews
What? The Jews are their own Jews.

In any case, I hope it continues. More, more, before it's entrenched further.

>>134724464
I would liek to make a bit of money before I retire.

If that means taking it from retards in SE Asia and in Europe, so be it.

Are we heading into another recession again soon?

>>134724237
>waaah homophobia
>waaah mysogyny

>>134724756
apparently

can't see how though or when, exactly

it's 5:16 am in britian right now.

go to bed, and we'll talk in the morning and I'll link you the vid triptard

Got a job interview at 9am and haven't slept. Might not shower and go to the interview in my dressing gown. Maybe they'll think i'm insane and help me out.

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>>134724997
We've all had those nights. Makes me thankful I'm doing fuck all with my life so I get all this cosy free time.

>>134724997
meh. just treat it as a pointless formality.
if i get asked for an interview i feel insulted

>>134725556
I'll get the job I reckon. I just read that being extremely tired functions as an anti depressant and makes you happier.

>tfw realising that the 50th anniversary doctor who episode aired 4 years ago at this point

Jesus christ where the fuck does time go?

>>134725860
might be true under the right circumstances. a few times when i was very sleep deprived i found myself quite a charismatic socializer, but it came to a crashing end the next day

>>134724926
It is the morning.

Eddie is a koala bear.

>>134726643
Sweet. Am going to drink the 15 cans of Stella in the fridge as soon as my lover leaves for work in 10 mins. I plan to finish them all by 10am. I've tried that stuff too only because I liked the bottle. Cheers.

>>134727677
That's a picture of Eddie the tripnigger.

>>134727930
Oh good. At least 1) she cuts her nails, 2) she isn't Joyce! Phew!

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>>134728158
KEKĶKK!

Brit/pol/ is dying. The trip menace must be eliminated.

>Sadly no. Women shouldn't be put into combat as thats societal suicide.
Only liberals believe they should and they are lunatics.
I mean the average liberal nowadays thinks a woman being encouraged to be a mother is worse than hitler
Banned for posting this.

>>134728158
>He's to sexually insecure to wear pink
Good to know.

>>134731377
A fluffy pink bath robe? M9 I'm a homo and one of my favourite ever best tailored shirts is pink with white cuffs and collar but a fluffy pink bath robe is a bit much so you can forgive me for thinking you are a bird. Eddie, Edwina Monsoon from Absolutely fabulous is one Eddie. I know she is just a character but still. I really can't picture any man walking into a shop and buying himself a fluffy pink bath robe. On my second can now. Cheers!

How many tripfags does it take to change a hoover bag?

Answer: Eddie in a bumble bee costume

>>134731974
>I'm a homo

No wonder you plan on drinking 10 cans of Stella before 10am.

>>134732347
Oi, it's left over from the weekend and my lover has to work. It won't drink itself, we both get paid this week too so the fridge will once again be full of it. Honestly can't believe there are that many left. Cheers!

>>134731974
>buying it
Assumptions faggot

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>>134732643
You nicked it then? From your grandmother or someone else? I think you'd look cute in a pair of matching slippers.

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>>134732740

>>134733005
It was left here by a frequent visitor.

>>134733133
When you wrote that did you say it in your head in Sean Connery's Bond voice you LARPer.

>>134733133
I see. Are you having an affair? A secret lover who is married? Is it a female?

>tripfag and regular fag arguing
sasuga brit/pol/

>>134733435
Did you?

>>134733790
I didn't write it you fucking wombat, so no.

>>134733909
Oh sorry I didn't realise you were severely autistic and can't relate questions to your own personal position without it being directly spelled out for you as an individual.
I'll try again,

Dear Mr. Anonymong (You)

You recently replied to a post of mine in which you asked me if I had imagined the post in Sean Connerys Bond's accent in my head. I would like to ask if when browsing the brit/pol/ thread and read said post, if you also imagined it said in Sean Connerys Bond's accent.

Please reply at your earliest convenience.

Kind regards

Edward Blake.

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>>134734620
>pakkie
See >>134726643

>>134734251
I knew that would trigger you.

>>134734620
Hai m9. I have the same phone as you (probably) so we are the coolest people here. Cheers! Also lmaoooooooo at that pic, mind if I save it?

>>134734966
You pour your Scotch like one though you tennis player.

>>134735484
Stop being a gaylord.

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>>134735552
Ok mum. Sorry for asking you guys to show me your willy and feeling your bums walking up the stairs. I'll go murder people on dead by daylight instead. See yous later.

I come here to laugh at how pathetic you all are.

Many people do

It's like a visit to the zoo, you realise that right?

You are an internet tourist attraction

>>134738155
Are you spies?

>Speaking in the House of Commons in 1937, Churchill said, "I will not pretend that, if I had to choose between communism and Nazism, I would choose communism."

This baffles me, what on earth would Churchill, as a man of aristocratic origins see in communism?

Then again he also had this to say
>He regarded Mussolini's regime as a bulwark against the perceived threat of communist revolution, going as far (in 1933) as to call Mussolini the "Roman genius ... the greatest lawgiver among men."

>>134739696
Because he's saying he wouldn't choose communism in the first quote you absolute spastic

>>134739696
What do you mean?

"I will not pretend that, if I had to choose between communism and Nazism, I would choose communism."

He's saying he wouldn't choose communism if those were the choices
Rearrange the clauses

>>134739696
Same thing that happened with nazism. People didn't see the results of Communism because it took off after they were alive.
You can find many quotes of famous people siding with communists that obviously had no idea what it would become.

>>134739866
Well there you go other anon was a cheeky communist lying cunt.

>>134714416
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>>134739866
Oh...right you are

It's early and I'm hungover lads

>>134740805
dumb frogposter

>>134740805
At least you didn't double down on your mistake.

You have my respect for not being a prick

>>134741196
that's a pretty low standard
even worse when you remember he's a frogposter

>>134741324
It's better than Reddit at least

>>134741351
many people frogpost onfacebook

>>134713051
they lower the odds to make toryboys think he has a chance so they start betting on him

Anyone thought about being a police officer?

I'm 21 and work in a bank it's terribly boring and bad pay

>>134742540
No. The police are awful.

>>134742540
It's depressing

Especially since socialism ruined everything

What's with the lad who keeps posting from Italy? Like enjoy your holiday geezer, see a prossie or something

>>134742540

Enjoy being told to turn a blind eye to the Muslim community by your seniors.

>>134742540
Yes! I'd fucking love to be a police officer. Considering all of the men in my family were either army or top security, it was my destiny. I chose fucking business administration and office technology to try and work up to journalism. Got booted out off one tv company and my life took a dramatic turn. Now my chances are screwed. Can still be security though. Catching all those thieving niggers would complete me. Plenty time. Plenty time.

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>>134742814
Wtf. As if I would turn a blind eye. I dont care if it got me the sack. I've been sacked for similar before. Something's got to give.

>>134743013

It wouldn't matter, bring em in, they get turfed out in the hour and you'll have to write up endless paperwork about all the arrests you make.

>>134743132
Then id investigate the people who are against them and help them. I'd also not back down and fucking speak my mind to my superiors. These fucking arsehole, backwards, disgusting, sweaty, filthy, stinking sons of whores are not our friends. I'm not fucking scared or easily intimidated. I love my nation, GB, UK. I fucking love it. I. Fucking. LOVE. It.

>>134743412

You wouldn't get anywhere, just written up for countless disciplinaries and retraining before being put on a desk somewhere.

>>134743557
Oh really. You know I have a life and don't take kindly on being told what to do, like Muslims. May god have mercy on anyone who tries to discipline me. Except, of course, my lover, with my permission.

>>134743746

You're talking like a fucking LARP autist.

>>134743824
We'll, it's not your fault you don't get out much and all you know are LARPERS. Try leaving your fucking basement.

>>134743954
lmao, ok. You're talking like a retard "something's got to give".

Fucking what? Nothings going to give, in reality within 3-4 generations the Islamic community will have integrated fully and Britain will change as a nation forever.

There is literally nothing anyone can do to stop it.

>>134744284
Stfu Mohammed. Your dreams of an Islamic UK were thwarted the moment that you imagined it. You are doomed.

>>134744502

There won't be an Islamic UK, it'll just be an accepted subculture kinda like punks or goths or whatever.

>>134744593
>There won't be an Islamic UK
Got that right. Not now. Not ever. Islam is fucking doomed.