ask a Thai anything

>>134639976
How big is her penis

>>134639976
how cucked do you feel when you see a thai woman with a white man?

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>>134639976
NEVER GONNA FUCK YOU UP
NEVER GONNA FUCK YOU DOWN
NEVER GONNA FUCK AROUND & BE FUCK YOU
but on another note post feminine penis

>>134640053
How can you feel personally cuckolded by the actions of two complete strangers?

>>134639976
Are you have a dick?

this is a serious question, not just trying to insult or bantz:

Why do your women fucking love foreigners so much? Seriously. Like its well known asians have white dick fever *when* they immigrate, because thats the dominant culture, but in their own country? wtf?

>>134640227
because if that person didnt have anyone & was much more lonely, they would be with you, its all very scientific
the average guy gets cucked about 5 or 6 billion times a day

How easy is it to find work for foreigners travelling there for a year?

Also, how easy is it to get laid?

why is your country 85% ladybois

>>134640347
>>134640311
>reddit spacing

>>134639976
are there females without a dick in your country?

>>134639976
What's the longest distance you have shot a ping pong ball from your pussy?

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>>134639976
why do most of your "men" become women?

>>134639976
>ask a thai anything
>1 post by this id
eat shit

>>134640436
his belly button looks like a little mouth

>>134639976
Do Thais believe in climate change / sea level rise?

What is the attitude to muslims?

Is Thai society more or less corrupt than Vietnam?

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>>134639976
How much is a pack of Marlboros?

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>>134640152
For you.

>>134639976
Sucky sucky 5 dorra ?

>>134639976
Thoughts on Rama 10?

How do you think the Junta is holding up?

>>134639976
How do you make pad Thai correctly? I try to all the time but the sauce comes out a little off.

>>134639976
why is your country the world capital of whores?

>>134640312
If your Y haplogroup gets eradicated by BLEACHED thai women your genetic line has been cuckolded. Also nice math on the 6 billion.

>>134640535
head is too much like an almond

>>134640311
>Why do your women fucking love foreigners so much?
I would imagine its because we pay them to also
>muh dicking this hard
Keep your north african in check mario

>>134639976
Does China have plans to use your country for the type of industry that is considered too dirty by the new mighty chinese middle class? READ they built/are building a new fast railway system for this purpose. Do you want Chinese pollution in Thailand? Surely they'll give you some job opportunites not related to tourism.

why dont you sell scampi at a humane price you jew

>>134640617
>Implying they care about women when they can dress like cute girls and get their assholes destroyed by BWC

>>134640388
xDDDDDDD

>>134640264

¿ a have you are dick ¿¿lmeo

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>>134640714
d-does it hurt....?

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Thank you for your questions. I hope you don't mind if I answer in Thai.

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>>134640862
im the only one who got an answer

Here is my question for a Thai.

Why do thai men freely and eagerly fuck young teen (13-15) year old thai girl prostitutes, but then expect white sex tourists to believe they are upset when we fuck them after they turn 18?

It's no secret that Thai's love fucking young teens (or even kids). They do it for 1000 thb or even less in slum brothels.

I just can't believe their audacity to whine about sex tourism, when they are the ones who create the conditions for it to thrive.

Thank god for Thailand btw. No place on earth quite like it. Creampie 85lb 18 year olds for ~40 bux.

>>134639976
how many licks does it take till you get to the center of it?

When will Thailand annex Laos and other lands inhabited by related groups and create a greater Thailand?

>>134640976

I can answer that one.

The shortest path to a Thai girl's heart is through her clit. They fall in love with any man that knows how to eat pussy and make them come.

>>134641088
>not annexing Myanmar

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>>134641197
>he is a submissive cuck he eats whore pussy
did it taste good licking a place that had had soooo many cocks in it? fucctoi?

>>134640862
หมายเลขโทรศัพท์ครับ

>>134641088
>>134641233

Since our resident Thai is not answering, I will continue to do it for him, since I lived in Thailand for 5 years.

They will not annex Laos or any other territory with 'thai' ethnic group, because they despise filthy peasants, and don't want more filthy peasant problems.

They already have too many, and they don't need more starving rice farmers to subsidize.

Also the 'refugee' problem in the north, which are just economic migrants in search of handouts, which they will not get because Thailand is held together with spit and string.

Seriously, city thais HATE country thais. The problem is that factory farming/industrialization means it only takes a tiny fraction of the amount of farmers that it used to, to create enough food to feed the cities.

This means all the farmers eventually head to the city to work, but the cities arent growing fast enough to accommodate them, so they rot in the countryside demanding gibs and send a couple of their children to work if they are lucky.

They won't even grow their own rice, because they can't sell it at a good price due to factory farming being much cheaper. They refuse to subsistence farm since they all plan to 'go to the city'. So they starve, and the gvt brings them rice, which they could have planted themselves, but didnt.

>>134640264

Has you did english lessons?

>>134641528
>all this reddit spacing
>all this rambling
>all this larping
you have to go back

>>134639976

Can you practice muay thai with me

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lets keep this amazing thread bumped

1 post by this ID

>>134639976
How long have you been living as a woman?

>>134642053

Neck yourself, you stupid queer.

Filan everywhere

>>134642982
>he says while adding more reddit space angrily, still upset about being called out for being a submissive fuccboi who loves to munch on slutty pussy all day

>>134641528
Thank god for this. Because sexy Thai girls are my final backup plan.

>>134639976
I fucking hate thai women. Fucked two. Both were shit. All thai women are dirty whores.

Why are trannies so common and why are women so desperate in Thailand? How come there's so many arabs in Thailand too? When I went to Thailand I saw a bunch of Saudis, and a bunch of trannies. I love to shop there though

>implying you're thai
>not just a pedophile doing sexual tourism

>>134639976
do u have any thais to russia?

>>134639976
How do you feel about white men coming to Thailand and using and abusing your women?

>>134639976
no penis no buy

>>134639976
Can I see you benis?

yep, pretty much the questions i would have expected

>1 post by OP
good thread.

>>134652822
educate me on the food over there. do the woman hold traditional values or have they been ruined by the west

>>134640312

White men generally get the leftovers that couldn't cut it in their own country.

For every weeb in the west there is at least 2 Asian girls following Kim Kardashian and wishing she was American just like her.

>>134639976
Do u love me long time?

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>>134639976
>tfw OP still hasn't delivered

Why do you squint all the time? Open your fucking eyes cunt

>>134639976
Why do you love us swedes so much?

>>134640347
if you have a degree it is easy to get a teaching job.

And there a loads of girls who like white men over there (not all, though).

>>134641443
หมายเลขโทรศัพท์ครับ
>reads as:
maai lek to ra sap krap
>Translates as:
telephone number?

This guy's a fraud - he's just a larping sex-pat

>>134639976

Are traps gay?

>>134639976
so you look down on white men who crave thai lady boy cock?

How feminine is your penis

>>134639976

Is it true that your religion and culture has created a country of people incapable of thinking abstractly?

>>134639976
Why is there so much HIV in Patong Beach? What's Bangkok like?

>>134656423
>Why is there so much HIV in Patong Beach?
Russian.

>What's Bangkok like?
A shit hole.

>>134639976
have you seen website asianstreetmeat?

>>134639976
WHy does your language sound like cats trying to speak?

How many tones does it have?
HOw many letters in the alphabet?

>>134655322
if you are british and are unemployed, but have a degree... then just do english teaching

Korea, Thailand, china, most places in the world really, will let you go teach for 30-40k pounds a year just because you were born in the UK.

Easy money if you don't know what else to do with your time and life, also you can get laid.

>>134653912
>koreans actually believe this
Sad!

>>134656862
This guy isn't Thai. The Thai he posted is just some random phrase he copied from somewhere.

>1 post by this ID

Why are Thais so lazy?

What the fuck is going on in this thread
I think OP is retarded

>>134640548
no ples baybe 7 dolla 7 dolla

>>134640971
>Creampie 85lb 18 year olds for ~40 bux.
Pedo detected

>>134640556
A harmless clown

>>134640590
Because nasty foreigners come and supply and demand

>>134639976
Bing bong ching chong?

>>134640774
Yes

>>134640796
Only the first time

>>134640971
Most that shit only happends in pattaya,kao san road its not as common as you think

>>134656990
it doesn't pay that much

>>134641088
Loas and Myanmar are shit holes there would be not point in annexing them. Loas is the mexico of thailand

>>134643336
>Filan
They are cheap whores tho

Do you like China?

>>134655824
jealous brit sexpat stuck at home loading lorries. stay mad, faggot.

>>134646138
>why are women so desperate in Thailand?
I would guess 5-10% of the male population in thailand is gay/trans so its harder to get a BF

>>134639976
How much?

>>134647940
I know you mean OP but im a happa 1%er

>>134659214
Why don't you begin violently retaliating against sex tourists? You know, kidnapping, holding them hostage, beheading, etc. It's necessary to keep your country free from old white men who can't get pussy in their own country.

Fuck, who knows, maybe Thailand even needs Islam. Would sure help a fuck ton of things.

>>134652414
You bring money to women who would be worthless in the work force. Im thankful

>>134659588
>not liking feminine penis

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>>134658424
>18
>pedo

>>134639976
When did you transition?

>>134653880
Food
>spicy sour and sweet

do the woman hold traditional values
>Most act slutty but wont put out

>>134639976
>1 post by this ID
>Ask an X anything
Not one fucking answer to many questions.
Not one.
I'm seriously wondering how many human beings I can fuck and bust a nut in there for $100 USD.
But I'm not gonna ask the author of the slide thread, AKA OP IS A FAGGOT. Because he's a dick head and he ain't worth shit and is wasting my air. Fuck the OP. Dick.
sage

>>134659761
If you're attracted to women who look like kids, that's pretty pedophilish to me.

>>134654531
For seven dolla baybe i love you long time

>>134654856
South east asians dont have sqiuinty eyes friendo

>>134654915
cuz they hab arot of money

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>>134639976

>>134656990
It dosnt pay that much
Maybe if you speak Thai and English fluently and have a teaching degree

>>134639976
do you have a femenin benis?

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>>134659915
>18 years old is a kid
Only degenerate white women age like milk, anon. There are actually healthy women out there who still have good skin and no cellulite. There's hope for you.

>>134640312
>its all very scientific
Have you no shame you shitposting kike?

>>134656154
They arnt gay but they arnt straight

>>134656166
Most thais arnt aware of that part of thailand

>>134660110
how often did you considered becoming a trap for the moneiz back on HS?

have you fingered yourself?

how many of your old folks are now whoring in skirts?

>>134656822
yes

>>134660110
What street drugs are readily available in your lands for recreational purposes should I visit? Opium? I would like to smoke that I think.
Also where to go to just hang around beaches with fruity drinks screwing bitches n sheit? I've heard of a place called Fuck-it. Phuket?

>>134656862
im sorry thais too had for you ;'(
44 letters
5 tones

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>>134639976
How do you smuggle your kratom to the us. What customs tags do you need for it to pass

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>>134660189
So 18 isn't a kid but 17 is? What's the limit?

Plus he was talking about girls who weigh 85 pounds. That's a child's weight, and most likely similar proportions as well (extremely short).

Blatant pedophilia. I don't get how you people can appreciate the looks of an underdeveloped child over that of a beautiful adult woman. Boggles my mind.

>>134659214
how cheap?

>>134660509
as food.

>>134659588
Fucking retard, sex tourism is not inherently wrong, and it makes money for women and their economy. Stop thinking like a retarded feminist, and get some perspective of the world.

If i go thailand will i get laid

i'm blonde hair blue eyed with autism

>>134660534
then why are posting pics of a teen?

>>134639976
Why do some prefer Half Windsors' over Eldredge?

>>134660478
>What street drugs are readily available
Meth(ya baa),shrooms,Weed i havnt seen anything other then that Police will bust your ass real hard for having drugs tho

>where to go to just hang around beaches
Pattaya,Phuket

>>134660701
They see you as a walking wallet, only girls who see whites as peers to be cheer and chill are the ones who see you as a walking pass to easy life by marriage.

>>134660509
Kratoms ilegal and the police will bust you for having it

>>134660534

> stop liking what i don't like

>>134660860
>shrooms
have you done it? do thais do them often?

>>134660677
>>134660713
>>134660954
>pedoshits
>on my pol
please go back to >>>/b/

keep in mind these are the same people who claim to be "white nationalists"

kek

>>134660589
Differnt for every place
depends on if you want a nasty ugly one or a "VIP" on e
Cheap ones go for around
10-20$
Back pages for around
60-100$

>>134661306
So pussy dollars are worth half as much in Thailand than in the US, basically.

>>134661033
have you done it?
Nope drugs are degen
do thais do them often?
Nope. Most thais dont fuck with drugs

>>134639976
What are the best neighborhoods to live in Bangkok? I spent a few months there would love to go back.

>>134661293

> pol is one person

>>134640532
They were right around $1 a pack when I went. I bought a carton of the cheapest Vietnamese cigarettes there for $1.40. Tasted like bleach.

>>134661579
>neighborhoods
Right outside of bangkok (Bang mod, nontaburi) is a good place not exspensive but not to far from bangkok

>>134640532
I dont really know cause i dont smoke but its around 40-50 baht so around 1.50$

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nice bred have bumpu

>>134640532
hey look a furry

>>134640029
fip bip

>>134661810
I lived near the Fortune Hotel for awhile. Never wanted to leave. It's a fun country. Why are Thais so good at Takraw but shitty at football?

>>134659588
You know how much money sex tourism brings to Thailand? If sex tourism shuts down, the first people to complain and protest would be the Thai's themselves, especially the girls.

Youre a fucking idiot.

>>134639976
What's the biggest dick you've took from a girl? is it as fun a place to go on a holiday as it looks?

>>134662294
Cause no one gives a shit about Takraw

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>>134662362
>justifying old western men going to some third world nation and fucking teenagers who have no better way to make a living
Yeah, fuck right off with that.

Oh and btw, no it's not.

>>134639976
Can tie a tie thai?

>>134656154
no papa, fuck it without guilt

>>134662631
>muh old white men
Are you a fucking woman or what? Shut the fuck up you dumb cunt.

You have to be 20 years old to work at the beer/gogo bars. Thailand clamped down on pedophiles a long time ago and rightfully so. They all fled to Cambodia.

Also there are a LOT of ripped Chads in Pattaya and Thailand in general who come for the cheap and easy access to steroids.

There are also tons of Japanese and Korean sex tourists as well who spend big money on the girls.

And your infograph doesnt account at all for the underdeveloped Isaan region in northeastern Thailand where the majority of sex workers come from. Sex tourism is a MAJOR money maker for them, especially in a caste country thats as classist and "racist" as Thailand. Isaan people will never be allowed to get ahead in society from upper caste Thai's, so they choose to get make great money for essentially partying, drinking, hanging out with friends and fucking guys instead of working in factories or 7/11's for $1 an hour.

Youre just a typical fucking clueless idiot who has no idea about anything, only baseless stereotypes, and trying to push your bullshit globalist ideas on countries that does not want nor need them.

>>134663707
>t. old white betamale

>>134657988
Your country is missing an extra g in between g and e. Anyways thanks for the flag, I needed it.

>>134664055
>t. retarded roastie

Great rebuttal you got there, dumbass. Another stupid feminist talking point BTFO yet again. Why do femtards make it so easy?

>>134664252
>rebuttal
>actually thinks it's a legitimate argument
No one cares bud. In the real world you're seen as a freak.

No wonder you need to go to a third world country and fuck shitskin kids.

>>134639976
Are you or your brother taking estrogens ?

Do Thai men like white women?

>>134671447
From my experience most Thais prefer to marry Thais.