Are You Doing Your Part?

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Tell us the most racist thing you've gotten away with saying in front of a crowd in public.

I'll start:
On college of all places, today was the last day in the semester of speech 110 so I had nothing to loose, we got through all the final speeches early and today was reserved for short congratulatory speeches to other members of the class.
I get assigned to talk about the black guy in the back
All his speeches the whole semester were retarded shit about "the struggle", "trappin' in the rap game", and basketball.
There isn't one thing I could talk about this guy that wasn't "you're a stereotypical nigger and that's about it"
I have a general plan for what I'm going to say but that goes completely out the window when I get in front of the class
>I start off by saying "Anon, for better or for worse, you are the blackest dude I've ever met, like the cardboard cutout of what a black person is supposed to be according to 90s sitcoms.
>Your first speech was about rap, your second was about basketball, and I would have happily bet $50 you were going to find a way to make your third speech about fried chicken.
*class surprisingly laughs their ass off so far*
>Now I hated your first speech, and you know I did because I told you I hated it, and the teacher knows because I graded it, so of all the people I could have gotten, I got you. I'm not a double talker, and I'm not going to sugar things up. When you started this class you were bad. I didn't have faith in you, but you proved me wrong, Ebonics can be unlearned.
*small loan of 1 million keks*
>My mom makes jewelry as a hobby, this was a necklace she made out of African amber. I was going to give it to my friend for his birthday but he's white so I got him a hard drive, I want you to have it.
Half the class is busting their ass laughing and the other half is like "Hey! Don't laugh at that!" and I just go back to my seat getting the dirtiest looks from all the blacks except the old one who has a sense of humor.