INCOMING CALL.

>>134284263
I'd ask him what level of 44d chess he's on currently.

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>>134284263
Ofc, 5 minutes of relevance would be nice. For something other than cucking our country up.

Yes? Even if you dislike him, why would you not answer?

>>134284263
I'll tell him to gas himself

>>134284263
BABABOOEYBABABOOEY HOWARD STERN'S ASS click

>>134284263
i would only ask him "who does fighting war for Israel helps the US ?"

>>134284263
"hello?"
"hey this is donald trump. current president of the united states. don't ask how i got your number. ;) i really enjoy your degenerate shitposting on a chinese image board, but you have to stop thinking you guys got me into presidency. i am controlled by zionists and i'm a jew lover. as a matter of fact a jewish owned internet shilling company helped me get into office. it wasn't you guys! you guys are a joke but that's okay because you blindly support me"

>>134284263
Anybody who answers anything other than "good morning, Mr. President" is an uncivilized barbarian.

>>134284263
"Yes sir, Mr President?"

>>134284263
honestly would just ask for a job. my resume is good enough for SOMETHING within his innercircle. Otherwise what else would I say?

>>134284263
"is your refrigerator running?"

I'd answer and then jerk off without saying a word.

>>134284263
Someone needs to make an ebaums world soundboard of his voice and record prank calls of liberals

I'd ask him if he's forgiven himself for raping his children

>>134284263
A man needs a name.

>>134284263
"Fuck you, Orange Hitler bitch. Die motherfucker."

Moshi moshi

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>>134284263
"JAWOLL MEIN FÜHRER !! all boycunts will be executed , SIEG HEIL MEIN FÜHRER !"

>>134284263
>hallo? Convene central services, how can Russia help you?

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>>134284938

>>134284938
this is the redpilled answer

>>134284263
"Wuss poppin foo? ALL MY NIGGAS SHOOTERS RETARDED I PULL UP AT THAT PARTY WITH THE LOADED CARBINE"

>>134284263
ask him to tank a stock like tesla or something in a few weeks and get rich

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>>134284263
>go.

>>134279608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8IqSAOGIiA

>>134285066
>BOONKGANG THATS A WHOLE LOTTA GANG SHIT

>>134284263
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children

Ah, finally calling me to pay up your debts? Lets call it a cool million

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>>134284263

More work?

>>134284859
I would be entertained by this.

Hello, Mr. President. How may I assist you?

Your will is thy command

Deus Vult?

>>134284927
You dare speak out against Lord Donald? I believe a brain tumour shall be yours soon. Enjoy

>>134284263
¿Hola?

>>134284748
>who could be behind this post.jpg

>>134284263
NOT MY PRESIDENT.

I'd ask him what's his power level

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>>134284263
PROSTAGMA?!

Please hold for the president of the United States.

>>134284263
transfer him to the bogs.

>>134284263
Hello, Mr. President. It's an honor to be speaking with you. Is there anything I could help you with?

>>134284263
fuck no
If I had to id tell him to fuck himself
>>>/b/

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>>134284263
AYY YO, WHO DIS IS?

>Heil Hitler

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>>134285635
Hearty lol

>>134285490
For you it would be a wrong number.

>>134285262
Kek

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>>134285262
i will work

Heeeyyy Donnyyy how's my favorite cock holster? Listen, what are you up to right now?

>>134284263
Hello?
This is President Trump an.....*click*
Fucking telemarketers!

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>>134286174
CLOCKKKKKK FLOWOWWSTERRRRR

>>134284734

I think you mean 'how' Pierre. maybe you should be paying attention those english lessons.

"new phone who this?"

"hey dude, what's up?"

>>134284462
>our
>leaf

>>134286697
>bowel movement
>shit

>>134284761
BUT WHAT IF ITS EVENING YOU FUCK

>>134284263
Ahoy-hoy. It's the proper way to answer the phone.

>>134284263
Здpaвcтвyйтe

Can you put BTFO is your next cnn tweet?

How can I get a job with Trump? I'm really good with computers/programming/devops and I've applied 2x but no response. I work my ass off, there must be screeners in the NWO

>>134284263
>>134285030

>>134284263
>cntr+f
>what is thy bidding, my master?
>0 results

Fucking normies.

>>134284263
WHERE IS THE WALL, DONALD?

>>134287328
IT'S A DISASTER
SKYWALKER WE'RE AFTER

>>134287233
What,'s your phone number OP? I know we've got some recruiters on the prowl for Trump's 2020 campaign, we coukd use some young blood with programming experience. Bonus points if you're familiar with C++

>>134287328
is it cntr? I always thought it was ctrl

Knight to B4.
Checkmate.

Obviously fake... but I'd bite and answer just out of curiosity.

>>134284263
NO OREOS

>>134284263
Sup ma nigga.

>>134287022
"Good afternoon, president." #ThugLife

>>134284263
Tell him to demote his children.

Make them assistant secretaries. Eric for health, Don for treasury and Jared Kushner for department of State. So they can learn to be in government, without derailing the White House. Jared in particular should be removed from his current position.

Fire Priebus. Give Steve Bannon a bigger role. Give the secretaries of the departments responsibility for creating their policies. Trump himself should only focus on the wall and the crackdown on sanctuary cities.

>>134287439
They just started building it

>When would you like your bagel?

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Aw fuck he's gonna ask me to play a round and my irons are always flying off the back swing.

>>134284263
"Kill yourself Israeli stooge."

>>134284263
Hello Mr.President what can i do for you?

>>134284263
>How do you answer?
You will be remembered as the last president of the US.

>>134285444
holy shit,you just made a death sentence for him with these trips
checked

accept with gratitude

>>134284263

"What is it this time?"

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>>134289888

Checked bro

>>134284263

>Hello, Mr President?

>>134284263
>Trump is important enough to have my number

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>>134290040
Let me guess, Yellowstone will end USA this august 21.

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Fellow Comrade! How are you?

Hello Mr. President, can I sex Ivanka?

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>>134284263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qonpElvRu8Q

>>134284263
>Have you done your part donny?
>Yes mr shekalim

>>134284859
ok i'm going to do this - that is brilliant

>>134290207
>admission denied
Indeed. His portraits, at least those i know about, are shit.

>>134285444
hahahahaha! nice

>>134284263
I'd probably just talk about golf and his buildings. Increases the chance of getting a 2nd

Simple: I'd say "Hi, Dad"

>>134285635
hahaha! this thread is bringin the laffs

>>134290570

you fuckign piece of shit. you beat me by 10 minutes.

>>134284263
g-ga- God Emperor?

How may I serve you?

>>134286469
to* faggot

>>134284263
>"Hewwwooo..... :3c ??"

Hello Mr. President. What business do you have with me?

>>134285500
ORTHOS
ORTHOS
VULOME

I'm dat gorilla dick nigga that makes dyke pussy wet. Waddup?

>>134287103
Пpиятнo видeть. Bы oбpaщaeтecь c Дoнни c yвaжeниeм.

>>134290716
KEK

there is literally nothing wrong with faping 14 times day to loli hentai you fucking idiot

>>134287510
it is ctrl just look down

>>134284263
>its all a lie sir
>seek the blue avians

>>134288593
sounds about right but we also need more troll tweets

>answer phone
>"DONALD DRUMPF YOU CANNOT HAVE TWWOOOOO SCOOOOPS REEEEE"

>>134284263
Hang up
Put the phone up my ass
Jump out the window

>>134290433
ur gay

>>134291308
great research skills here on /pol/

>>134284263
I don't; I turn 360° and walk away.

>>134284263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XdpjgbWiHQ

>>134284263
Tell me thy will, so that I may see it done

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HELLO YES SIR MISTER PRESIDENT SIR

>>134284263
"Mr. President.."

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>>134284263

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>>134284263
>mr president is this a secure line? gas the kikes racewar now

Hello, mister president ! Hope you're having a fine day. I have just a few questions: one, where is the wall? Two, where is the ban? Three, where are the right wing deportation squads? And four, what the heck is the up with you and Macron? Do you know something we don't?

Also please liberate, or alternatively give me citizenship. I've shilled for you for free, and I'm an unironical Ameriboo.

>>134284263
war the blacks

"HELLO YES YOU ARE OF REACH IVAN WHAT NEED YOU?"

Ask for Battle Toads

>>134291770
Underrated reply

>>134284263
"Hello?"

>>134291770
>>134293592
Every rick and morty video that has ever been linked on 4chan has been pure fucking cancer like this.

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would you answer?

>>134284263
Nyet Дonald.
I will not gulag the Mexicans for you

>>134284263
I'd faint like a schoolgirl like those girls in the 60s would for the Beatles or some shit

>>134284263
Sure I do. I still waiting the final payment for that emails I gave him. And I have a lot of questions, you know.

>>134285500
wololo

>>134293661
>Not being able to just enjoy the joke
Honestly kill yourself

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>>134284263

>>134284263
>How do you answer?

with pride

>>134284263
watup nigga!

>>134284263
Hell ya I needa get a high 5 from mah nigga

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>>134293961
>yes, goy, let your guard down, its just a joke
nice try rabbi

>>134294169
>Fuck I'm figured out

"Good morning Mr President, how can I be of service?"

"Yeah, anon, we're gonna need you to... It will help bigly."

"Absolutely sir, I just have one request..."

*Next Day During Speech*

"And before we go, I would like to leave you with these fourteen BEAUTIFUL words, some of the most beautiful words I know..."

>>134285500

>>134284263
MMMMMMMMMMMMMAGA

>>134284263
TAKE TWO SKEWPS AGAIN! I FCKING DARE YOU

>>134284263
Herrro!!

I demand satisfaction !

"Absofuckinlutely"
::click::

>>134293264
Morbidly obese fremen?

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>>134284404
>Answer call
>"Good morning Mr. President, it's an honor to get to speak with yo-"
>"What level of 44d chess are you currently on?"
>Long silence fills the line as I stand there, unable to compete with our God emperor's glory.
>"I-i dunno s-sir maybe like level 30?
>"You are like a baby."
>"Watch this."

>>134284263
>implying I own a good goy phone
Who /landline/ master race?

>>134284263
Ahoy hoy

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>>134284263
Order 66 you said?

>>134284263
IT WAS HILLORYS TURN DRUMPFY BOY 2 SCOOPZ! DRUUUUUUUUMPF!! THEN I WOULD HANG UP AND EVERYTONE WOULD CLAP!

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>>134284263
Sir yes sir!
I see it's time for the day of the rake sir?
Alright I'll start marking the houses for raking sir.
And sir thank you for the opportunity god speed Mr President.

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>>134300766

I want you to finger my rectum, Donald Trump, Ouuuuuu

>>134284263


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzB8uO62c-8

C̙̥t̰̭̦̱h̷̼̝̪̗̙ͅụ͉̮͍̟͡ĺ̳̪h̼̭̪͇̞ų͇͚̰ͅ i̗̠͓͖̖s͓̱͚͝ͅ ̨̣c̹ọ̸ͅm͍̬̻̩i͓̻̼͞n̷̖̩g̸̺̰̜̖!̪̖̯̳̰̩

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>>134284263
Y'ello?

>>134284859
Please, please, please someone do this!!!

Grab life by the pussy, how may I help you?

>>134284263
"Yes, sir, Mr. President, How can I help?"

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>>134284263
Howdy Fuckface Von Clownstick, sup?

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/330359969813770242?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

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>>134284263

"Don't call me or my wife's son ever again"

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>>134285500
PROSICHE
NE

>>134284263
>your majesty

When bums call, I don't accept the charges.

>>134284263
What's good, Mr. President?

>>134284263
by placing my phone in an evidence bag, borrowing somebody else's phone, and calling an attorney

>>134284263
repeal and replace REEE

>>134284263
What can I do for you don?

AY YO WADDUP BIG D HOLLA ATCHA BOI

>>134300766
Uhhhh

>>134284263
Senior airmen anon you've reached [blank] air base [blank] shop, how may I help you

>>134284263
Is it finally time to enact our plain.

>>134284263
Oh hell yeah, I'd give that man an ear full of sweet sweet White advice.

>>134284859
Ventrilo harassment tier would bring back so many fond memories

>>134284263
Good morning sir, what can I do for you today?

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>>134284462
Mr. President, What are your thoughts on the day of the rake?

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>This must be important, I'm listening

>>134284748
>Shilling intensifies.jpg

God Emperor, what Dost thou command of this humble peasant?

>Trump gives orders

Thy will be done

>>134284263
MAGA

>>134284263
NO PUPPET! NO PUPPET!

U PUPPET!

>>134285990
CHINA WILL GROW LARGER

>>134284263
"hey Donnie, wanna facetime?"

>>134293717
can't you?

>>134284263
>Pickup Phone
"Hello Mr President. It's an honor to speak with you. How can I serve my country today?"

>>134284263
pick up and say
>da, cyka

>>134290334
No, September 23.

>>134311961
"- Go and clean toilets in russian embassy."

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>>134284263

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>>134284263
It's almost harvesting season.

>>134284263
Hello Mr. President MAGA and please get the Pedo's, John Podesta, Hillary, Bill, Jeffrey Epstein

>>134284643
fag

>>134292155
yup. kek

>>134284263
what's good nigger

ignore it and get ego boost

>>134284263
You put your finger on the green circle and swipe.

>>134284263
build the wall faggot

>>134284263

EVEN IN CALL WAITING I STILL SERVE

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>>134284263

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>>134284263
>yes mister president?
>yes, anon, this is President Donald J. Trump
>oh thank god, Mister President you have to get me out of here! My people have gone collectively insane and they are running this shitshow of a country straight to hell
>No problem Anon we need more white european immigrants to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! would you like that?
>bursting out in tears

oh please kek make it happen

>>134284263
"Moro mitä äijä?"

>>134284263
THIS ISNT RUSSIA DRUMPF, QUIT CALLING ME YOU'RE NOT MY PRESIDENT.

"Ayyyyyo Prez Trump! Sup nigga!?!"

>>134284263
YES SIR WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU SIR?

>>134290207
Hitler was a terrible artist though.

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>>134284748

>>134293717
It would be impossible not to. That's what the Bogdabots were invented for.

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>>134284263
Hello Mr.President how can I be of service to you? I clean carpets, take clothes to cleaners, and play vidya in my spare time.

>>134317783
Im feeling the same way here desu. I want to experience actual freedom and not live in an oppressive tax slavery socialist dystopia

>>134284263

Gary Goldbergler speaking.

>>134284263
STOP FUCKING WINNING
IM SICK OF IT

I'd answer by calling him a jew

>>134284263
Yes mien fuhrer?
>implying most people wouldn't

>>134287438
What if he could be turned to the dark side?

>>134284263
Daddy <3

>>134284263
Hang up.
WWIII tomorrow.

>>134284263
howdily dooodly neighborino?

Your grace, it's truly an honor!

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>>134284263

"Fuck off Donny."

I have evidence that will lead to Clinton's arre-

>>134284263
How do you do mister President.

I've done everything you asked

>>134284263
"I'll do it for free."

>>134284263
i would tell him i am i.r.s he would hang up or start talking in mexican or something

>>134284263

How may I serve, Mr. President?

>>134284263
Straight to voice mail I never bothered to set up on my imaginary cell phone that I never purchased.

>>134284263
I would probably just gawk at the phone and miss the call. :P Sorry, Mr. President. I am an autistic retard.

>>134305959
tell mommy to buy you more minutes

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>>134284462
>Just talked to Jean Dux Creaux from Toronto, total light weight, low energy and no willpower. Serves me right for taking with a leaf.

>>134284263
what is thy bidding my master?

>>134285444
Trips don't lie.
Better get your will in order.

>>134284263
Hello?

>How is Trump's number in my phone?

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>>134284263

[Pic Related]

The Shills involved had prior knowledge of when the London Terror Attack was going to happen & pulled a CNN by doxing the wrong person in hopes of attacking someone/something else.

The Shills also put "Deep Drive" CP(It stays in the computer even if the images are deleted & requires special/advanced hardware/tech/security systems to spot/find) into those "Frank Memes/Images/Pics" they tend to post.

[KB Thread Archives: http://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/subject/knowledge%20bomb/username/anonymous5/tripcode/%21%219O2tecpDHQ6/]

I would also tell him to keep doing a good job when it comes to the Global Chessboard & stopping Trafficking Networks.

>>134284263
>good afternoon Mr. President, have you called to talk about the plight of our people?

>>134284582
I wouldn't in all honesty. I'd hit the reject button so fast and wait for the voicemail.

Hey Dad wssup

>>134284263
"...I'm ready"

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>>134284263
Hello, it's me. I can help you with that little problem of yours

>>134284643
Youre a very negative pers -DJT

>>134284263
How did I get an Iphone?

>>134284263

>How do you answer?

What do you need?

>>134338889
Are you?.. Could it be?.. Nevermind

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>>134284263
>moshi moshi

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>>134284263
GET ME OUTTA HERE

>>134284263
pablos tacos... this is bill

>Gimme cummies daddy. Arf!

>>134299532
As he says "watch this", CNN erupts with a "smoking gun" story, which is instantly debunked and Rachel Maddow kills herself

>>134284263
I Have the HRC's (((missing emails))). save me I don't want to die

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>>134285500
>this post

i tell jamal "ugh this beta is blowing up my phone. take a hint"