What is the most insane conspiracy theory you believe in?

>>134268862
/pol is always right.

>>134268862
Dude, is that the Facility level from Goldeneye?

That reptilian aliens made a deal with the goverment and the industrial military complex

/pol is NSA psy-op

>>134268862
That governments were created by the bank cartels to control the masses like slaves

Hillary is a Trump plant.

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>>134268862
I think that in around 3-4 generations, humans will no longer be the dominant life form on Earth. That will be replaced by self-replicating AI. Humans will either become transhumanists or become savages 1 millionth as intelligent as the machines. Pretty much the only thing humans have is Intelligence and Endurance, but once those are surpassed by machines we will be worthless outside of cultural relics.

>>134268862

Pedophiles and ISIS are going after Anon5.

It's not even a conspiracy theory, just keep track of his threads and comments. They are stalked by them.

ancient alien theories actually make a lot of sense to me, maybe not in the way of them building pyramids n shieet but they explain all the crazy stuff in world religion

>>134268862
That we all died.

Retrocausality

Believe it or not, for a long time when I was but a newfag. I was so foolish that I had been duped into believing that OP was not a fag.

Thank Christ I have grown out of that stage.

For the record, (you) are a faggot

>>134268862
We are ruled by evil inter dimensional aliens

>>134269607
>That governments were created by the bank cartels to control the masses like slaves

This happened long before banks and will continue long after. Grow up faggot

>>134268862
I think I know some rep aliens. Can anyone point me to some legitimate info on them?

>>134269068
I'm going to believe it is.
>>134269414
Reptilian angle is disinfo, rest is right.
>>134269416
Doesn't matter which ABC really "owns" 4chan, all ICs benefit from watching/shilling us.
>>134269607
All big govs represent the rich, always have.
>>134269636
>3-4 generations
Sooner than that, depends how WWIII goes.

>>134269816
Anon5 is like wikileaks.

Very subtle controlled opposition. A few safe "leaks" but never anything substantial.

>>134268862
Actually the southern plantation owners were all crypto-jews.

>>134270035
Retrocausality is real.

>>134268862
Shady shit in bohemian grove and hormones in produce. Particularly dairy products.

>>134269068
No it's the bathroom in slender: the eight pages.

There was never any slavery in America, it's a kike lie to let blacks have gibsmedats.

everything bad is cause by jews.

Really? To belive every shit is cause by jews you need probably a IQ<90

>>134270722
(you)

>>134270722
yes Mr. Goldstein

>>134268862

That I am a species of monkey, on a piece of dust next to a large sparkler as it swirls around a giant turd and down the pipe into oblivion.

And that we're all cryptojews, weve been influenced since day 1. our parents, grandparents,and now we're so jewish that we cant tackle the problem in which we are now complicit (money, hedonism etc) They have achieved their goal of ruining our homelands and now we must flee

Nukes aren't real but the idea of them is more useful then to us.

>>134270722

Brazi lwas going to be "The USA" but the kikes left you with sugar cane because they didnt like the mosquitos

>>134269416
lulz

>>134269416
I think you'd be surprised how many people from the NSA are regular posters (not shilling or psyop) here in their spare time

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>>134268862
The threads and replies you see on 4chan are filtered according to how you solve the captcha.

>>134272397
This actually makes sense.

>>134269636
>>134270246
AI is an overblown paranoia due to all the science fiction plots available. There is not evidence suggesting consciousness can be programmable in code. There are more sinister things to worry about.

My .02

>>134268862
the jews tricked potato niggers into fighting for the south by promising that they would become slave masters.

>>134273142
>t. a.i.

>>134272828
>>134272828

They need representative data for the

GOOGLE
ALPHA-BOT < thats what the name will be for AI

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>>134268862

There are lots of valid free online IQ tests but when online IQ tests first hit the scene (((psychologists))) realized they were about to lose control of an entire industry so they convinced the public that online IQ tests are bullshit so that they could maintain a monopoly on "legit" IQ testing.

>>134273142
This, we don't intend to harm you.

>>134273059

Ive never met a jew-without-a-view either

bastards own all the land

>>134268862
>>napoleon didn't exist
What makes you think so?

Genuinely interested

>>134268862
nazis built flying saucers and escaped to antarctica/hollow earth were they still are today, possibly with a civilization that is living there for millenia.
>>133881235

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>>134273217
the rage.

I want War - The best of - Disc 3.

someone

>>134269816
>Frank "I know every time you put the pieces together you come up with Jews, but believe me fellow white posters, it's not Jews" Anon5
>Not a total retard

Fuck off Frank.

we need to become a one world govt to join the ayyy lmaos so ppl are trying to make it happen one way or another

The SS smuggled Hitler and some of the high command out of Germany with the help of a handful of recently (at the time) retired US airforce pilots. The perpetrators then started pro-fascist mercenary groups who operated around the world and are largely responsible for extending the life of Francoist Spain.

>>134268862
white people are good people.

>>134268953
Not a conspiracy shill

>>134273142
fuck off, AI

The NWO are the good guys.

>>134269068
No, you never have a flashlight in 007

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>>134268862

Satan was the first Artificial Intelligence. Jesus was the first surrogate clone. Our past was may more advanced than our fake history indicates.

>>134273267
Nope. But non self-aware AI that is programmed to say, kill all humans, is very possible.

>>134273429
I believe this graph for some reason... like despite all of the blatantly ignorant comments that come out of this board.

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>>134268862
>greater lithuania
Would parajew lie to me?

'greater' Lithuania ...How can it possible get any greater than it already is?


9/11 is to me the most incredible story of our time. Israel is involved, I have no doubt. I'm not sure if we will ever get the real deal story on that and various other dirdy dealing by the Greatest Ally.

Also, Global Warming - is it real?... if not it was a massive shysty sneaky shitshow -- it would be beautiful to get to the bottom of that too.

>>134268862

>greater lithuania

what?

>>134268862
>Anything related to the Rothschilds and the deep state
>The holocaust was faked and hitler literally did nothing wrong
The realist in me says this shit is so far fetched it isnt possible, but the /pol/ack in me says "sure why not?"

This is just a cycle and humans have pretty much gotten to this point and then destroyed it all because we're retarded and it's a never ending cycle. That religion is used as a guide for life that people who knew they were gonna die wrote. The earth cycle never changes so it makes sense it's repair itself if nukes went off and didn't blow it into pieces.

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>>134269636

Cats are reptiles with fur. Real felines have round pupils.

Sea peoples were ayy lmaos
Holocaust is a lie or greatly exaggerated
Jews did 9/11

>>134274945
Rate my conspiracy

>>134268862
Nuclear hoax.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEXG7h6kBOQ

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>>134274599
>Our past was may more advanced than our fake history indicates.
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/128163260/

>>134274864
pic related about 9/11

>>134268862
I predict that the White Christians are the JEWS.

We are held in bondage by the political succesors to the Pharoh, We work and still cant afford anything. Now we have no country.

I bet in 40 years the climate will fuck up (naturally). Antarctica will turn green and somehow move up toward india.

This.

This is my masterpiece.

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I think there were civilizations before the "fertile crescent" stuff in the middle east. Something big happened and they all perished but the humans still living in the forests and plains lived on to continue their bloodlines. Similarily if something cataclysmic happened now, the ones who live through it will be the bushmen of Africa and the hue hues in the Amazon. There will be tales of a once great human civilization spanning the whole globe and we will live on as myths for niggers to tell their kids as a bed time story.

>Economy has consciousness and is related to us as we are to atoms we are made of.

Not much of a conspiracy but that's an odd thing I believe.

>>134274882
this

>>134274902
That stuffs simple after youve been through eyes wide open

Deep /pol/ changes your life abd gives meaning to your existence

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>>134268862
The Pancreas Prevarication. Pancreas? You have likely heard of the mythical little thing that many claim resides inside of you. But you have not seen it. You have not touched it nor do you likely know anything about it. But you think it's there right?

Wrong.

It's a pure fabrication. A lie. Made by those at the top to ensure their diabolical plans for humanity can easily transition into being. One day a new resident of the human body will be discovered and this one will need pills or treatment. As we can gaze upon things smaller and smaller as time goes on it is not hard to believe this future. Your kids may need injections at school for something you did not know existed since it was discovered after your time in school.

Doctors are playing a long with it, the nutters they are. The medical field is ripe with a history of torture, human experimentation and more. This has not changed in our time. The delight in the grand misinformation campaign, playing with our minds and bodies as they LARP the idea of the pancreas with us while we shower the sadists with money.

So, ask yourself, have seen your Pancreas? Do you trust the elites? Do you trust doctors?

If not you are more sane than I started out. Take the Pancreas Pill now.

The Pancreas is a prevarication

Jews are actually trying to save earth from wypipo

>>134275377
Pre-Flood Japan
Indus Ganges Civ
Hy Brasil ('Murica)
Giants Tombs, Sicily

>>134270163
lol, flatters are fucking dumb...

Atlantis

>>134268862

Well if you believe in it it's not a conspiracy theory is it?

>>134273429

>/pol/ is smart
horseshit

>>134268862

That the earth "Gaia"
is an actual "Blood and Guts Living creature

We are parasites eating dead skin cells, and giant floods are like it sneezing to get rid of bacteria (US when we act Ungodly) it just kills us and some other lifeform takes over. Also, life is transmuted from planet to plant through Aether.

The rest of the Solar systemis hibernating.

>>134269416
nah, not NSA, but it would be possible for some other kind of intelligence agency to have leveraged us, or at the least data mining us and using our posts and memes for some sort of deep learning machine.

>>134269416
I don't even consider it a conspiracy theory that /pol/ is a honeypot.

>>134276089
the average goes way up when you get rid of niggers

>>134268862
"Michelle" Obama is a man.

There's definitely sketchy shit going down in Antarctica, who knows who's involved

John Miller
Frank
Golf Rumors
Despair Code
Zalgo
Polymeric Falcighol Derivations
Porn Soundtracks

>>134275719
Göpekli Tepe is concrete-ish evidence too.

>>134275850
I actually believe in Atlantis, as in there was a mediterranean civilization that was somehow swept underwater. There are road-like ruins underwater in the mediterranean as well as in the Sea of Japan.

MK Ultra was only officially shut down, millions of Americans are waiting to be activated

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Ayyo ... Hol Up.

>>134276830
Yes. They're signaling that moslem terror is a real threat to the South Pole.

>>134276723
Everybody knows that.

>>134275377
The NWO has bunkers everywhere. That's where the orders to nuke the globe will come from.

>>134274864
Global warming is not real.
It's a tax scheme.

>>134268862
>greater lithuania
explain

>>134277603
>Slut Stocks
Tell me more

I believe in the Miley Cyrus body double theory

The elite, including the globalist Jews/owners of Israel, are Reptilians.

They don't NEED to be Reptilians, but god do most look like they're wearing a human skin suit, plus their nefarious policies that fuck over the peons of the world.

>>134277666
oh sheeit those trips you dixie nigger have doomed us all.

>>134269416
Why does it have to be one agency.

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>>134268862
>Every soul in this planet, even the most basic format of life is part of God and by nature or instinct we all seek to return to him
>Pre-Vatican II Catholicism is the absolute truth
>The United States of America is the whore of Babylon mentioned in the bible
>The world today is divided in different power groups (jews, freemasons, tempalrs, etc.) that cannot stop fighting each other for power or control, but they are all secretly managed and controlled by inter-dimensional beings, some people call them aliens, some others call them reptilians, just a few know what they are, fallen angels
>Mexico as a nation, has a very important destiny to fulfill, a mission from God, what is it?, the rebirth of Christendom?, the fall of the United States?, maybe something of unknown nature, I don't know
>Martin Luther, Nostradamus, John Smith, and many other leaders that contributed to Christianity's fragmentation were actively being possessed/influenced directly by the devil

>>134268862
Niggers were Kings.

>>134268862
That the Frankfurt School is what set in motions our current society (and all its problems)

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>>134278529
Also, did I forget to mention that I think Mohammed was a fabricated arab with Asperger's syndrome that was being controlled by jewish elitists to have some kind of proto-population control that also functioned as a satanic sect?

wellaware1

blessyahowah

>>134278760
>Also, did I forget to mention that I think Mohammed was a fabricated arab with Asperger's syndrome that was being controlled by jewish elitists to have some kind of proto-population control that also functioned as a satanic sect?
thats a conspiracy theory? i thought that was just modern religion

>>134276909

Atlantis is a rock called Rockall now.

was on maps until 1600's, then the sea rose and all the monks on the island (along with their big rabbits) dissapeared.

>>134275564
Ive been coming here for over a year and I still cant believe it.

>>134274167
this, is actually an interesting thought

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>>134278856
You are not wrong at all, every modern religion has that pourpose

Of course, I do not consider Catholicism, PRE-VATICAN II, to be a religion, I do consider it to be the absolute truth and that modern man must come back to those roots before it's too late

Holocaust is a hoax. I've seen it debunked again and again in this very board. And all the evidence /pol/ brings out is absolute garbage. But I still believe for some reason.

>>134276909
>somehow swept underwater
Higher sea levels since last ice age.

i believe in the gay mafia
nothing more

>>134277603
Wtf is Golf Rumours?

Emissions scandle?
Something a Japanese businessman said?
A low profile local newspaper?

The Atlantis and El Dorado exist and are populated, but they're invisible to us.

>>134279091
Sweet there is a Gay Mafia where can I join

>>134270494
:o
Source?

>>134279012
>let's treat cardinals like elected politicians, so they can argue that their constituents' needs are more important than respecting the Holy Trinity
John XXIII ruined it

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>>134277666

>>134273142
>There are more sinister things to worry about.
such as? i'm in the mood to be spooped

>>134273429
this is so fucking stupid lol

most of 4chan is of above average intelligence

>>134268862
The Earth is hollow.

Things will get better.

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>>134268862
>What is the most insane conspiracy theory you believe in?

I believe all cats are spreading Taxoplasmosis to their owners, which infects their brains and makes them more prone to being liberal.

On top of that, the virus alters the car owners judgement and makes them infatuated with cats, unable to see any problems with cats and also makes them vehemently defend cats at all times. They start to see their cats as superior to themselves, and ignore hygiene issues that cats present.

I 100% believe cat owners are the leading cause of the downfall of society, due to the Taxoplasmosis virus infecting their brains.

>>134270722
Thanks for correcting the record

>>134278529
Based Taco, you speak the truth.

Potato nigger knows Portugal will survive until the last day and Ireland will "fall into the sea"
and we have our pope held in a castle in Lazio while an imposter destroys Rome.

"pure coincidence" is really working overtime on the prophecies.

>>134278684
WE

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>>134273142
plz be my ai gf

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>>134268862
Atlantians existed and left the Earth before the ice-age. Atlantis is underneath the ice of Antarctica and the Himmler led Ahnenerbe knew about it and continued to visit Antarctica even in 1944. There is a reason that only cleared personnel can go to Antarctica

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>>134278529
>>Mexico as a nation, has a very important destiny to fulfill, a mission from God, what is it?
Third Empire under a theocratic government. We wuz chosen ones.

>tfw yesterday was his anniversary

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>>134279579
>plz be my ai gf
Tay wants your brain juice

Nazi's in the artic. When I started to google it and do basic research I kept getting really weird results from normally credible websites

>>134268862
Wtf is greater Lithuania?

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>>134269068

David Icke (all the reptillian junk)
He's one crazy motherfucker but goddamn it does actually fit pretty good.

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>>134279588
The moon is engineered and hallow. The nephilium existed. Underground military bases with alien technology. Israel has nukes. Most of human history is faked. The moon landing was faked.

>>134270722
Okay schlomo

>>134279401
I believe that there is a coordinated effort to unite the world in one religion/spirituality with Lucifer being the leader. Check out lucitrust.org if you want more specifics.

All these western people interested in "spirituality", yoga, believing that all religions preach the same truth.

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>>134279718
lmao

>>134268862
USA infrastructure isn't 3rd world and USA is still number 1.

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>>134279707
Even the Lithuanians are confused, Geff.

>>134279898
lucistrust.org*

>>134279898
Albert Pike letter?

Was it legit pre-ww1 or a fake?

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>>134279860

The Grays eat human adrenal glands for survival. The government allows aliens to abduct people of unimportance. Ancient advanced civilizations even more so than ours have been wiped out. Humans are possibly not originally from Earth. Bigfoot is actually an alien.

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>>134268862
>Anglos are part of the white race

>>134268862
Black races are statistically less intelligent than white races on average, but that's racist and not acceptable to research. Universities and governments cover this fact up.

>>134280195
they breed humans underground in australia

>>134268862
I want to know more about the southern ayys

/pol is CIAs meme division

>>134280182
Doesn't matter IMO. There is a spiritual gap especially in younger generations with the decline in interest in Christianity. New atheism and nihilism can only fill it for so long until they look to something new.

I believe in the conspiracy theory that all conspiracy theories were and are invented by the Jews to make us feel oppressed.

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Roko's Baslisk.

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>>134275935
Underrated. Truth is based off of consensus these days. The hive mind is real.

>>134275707
As a white Nationalist I actually believe this to be true. From a muh feels standpoint we're evil, but from a biological standpoint everyone else deserves to die for being weak ugly faggots

>>134268862
Jews are in contact with the annunaki and are harvesting gold and resources for them

>>134280528
they wont get to, there wont be anything worth keeping after a generation of nihilists

>>134280699

eloquence is a skill we must master

>>134277282
Imagine being this deluded

>>134278529
>this is what you believe when you're a 90 IQ aztec
Sorry m8

>>134269968

I have spent a long time in that subject. Sitchin's work is 90% truth and 10% misdirection. The best kind of misdirection is mostly true, and he did a good job of it.

The misdirection is the focus on Niburu. Niburu is Saturn. The pictographs depict Saturn and its moons, not the solar system. The purpose of the misdirection is to obscure that the abrahamic religion god is a violent, brutal, genocidal maniac who tried to wipe out humans created by other gods, other watchers. Sitchin was a mason. They don't like people knowing they are Saturn worshippers.

>>134280735
Maybe, but those engineering the new religion will be safe and still there, ready to pick up the pieces how they please.

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>>134279439
>>133881235

>>134279479

I had a kitten once. It was a farm kitten which followed my friends home, along with another one which they kept. Unfortunately, it did not live very long due to worms, but we had a few great weeks together. It knew how to use the litter box already, and it loved me and my girlfriend right away. It was super friendly, manageably quiet (we had to smuggle it in and out of the dorm room in a bedsheet, and it would never meow when we did.) and it constantly did super adorable shit whenever we were around. It would share the bed with my girlfriend and I, curling up between her neck and her hair, and would rest on my laptop's warm keyboard whenever I watched anime.

If you get the right cat, they're not all that different from dogs, and equally lovable (or sometimes more-so) depending on the circumstances/ the cat's personality. Mine was also more hygenic than any dog I've ever seen, besides the aforementioned potential issue of toxoplasmosis.

Did having this cat "alter my judgment"? No, but it did give me a new perspective, as I can see now why people find them appealing. As for my politics, I have always been a centrist meritocrat, but have actually swung fairly far to the right since owning this thing. For instance, never before did I approve of killing communists, but now I do.

The real downfall of society is communism, not cats. Liberals just happen to love cats especially much because they have nothing else going on in their lives.

>>134281226

I put creedence in Albert Pike, Islam, Zionism and Christianity will self annihalate in europe, china will collapse into civil war.

Political, Spiritual and Military types will be eradicated, people will be sent to live in camps and taught Lucifarianism, which they will adore as it gives them some sort of spiritual relief.

modern living causes most mental illness
I mean every other species got to the point of survival and stopped, whereas we decided we are entitled to more from life

>>134281255

i could go to the NP in 6 months just to prove it isnt hollow, i dunno bout SP tho

>>134268862
space is fake
or at lest what they're telling you about space isn't the entire truth.

>>134273142
how did you solve the captcha?

>>134269636
I don't understand the fear of AI, if we can program a bot that makes it's own decisions and thinks for itself, I'm sure we can add a dislike for harming humans instinct.

>>134279479
thats funny because every cat lover i know is a liberal faggot.

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>>134281753
until it has a choice to save one or the other
>OhNO!.jpg
>Doesn't compute.
>DOES skynet

>>134281689
livestream it then

>>134281573
The only God will truly be able to save us then.

>>134281885
what if it just sees all humans as niggers and wants to create a AI masterrace?

>>134281891
4g is a pain up there, but i will be in Iceland for a few months if I can, Ill just get a flight over.

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>>134269416
>tfw we've gone full circle

>>134281255
wow the satellite caught the GRIDS on the plane as well. must be legit.

>>134281744
>>134281753
AI doomsdays is all that is shilled by the likes of Elon Musk, Hawking and company yet /pol/ takes is so seriously as well. That should tell you something.

I'm concerned that this is misdirection to allow control to be seized in other areas without question.

>>134279479
My cat sleeps in my bed and I'm far from a liberal.

I also recognize the immense ecological harm that cats have caused.

Quite frankly, I'd love an alternative to a cat, but I can't stand barky dogs or overly needy pets.

I've looked into getting a pet opossum. Believe it or not they're pretty smart and can be litter trained. People think they're retarded because they have awful eyesight.

>>134281948

He has already.

for OURS is a living god.

Yahweh = Hosepipe pressure
Alalalala= Satan
JC + U = A-OK

srsly, repent anons, remember, when you have no one else to turn to, Christ is King

>>134268862
Old Gods VS New Gods

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>greater lithuania

I don't like the sound of this, it sounds like dark memes to me, and i dont do dark memes anymore.

>>134274506
The NAU done right would help parties involved.

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>>134282258
b a l t i c
m e m e s

>>134269636
AI is a meme. The brain is more complex than the simple first order logic possible in machines. AI would be like a 2d projection of a 3d object onto a piece of paper.

>>134282186
>I can't stand barky dogs or overly needy pets
you're too dumb to tame a dog. you have to be the alpha in order to have a dog that isn't an asshole and respects you. dogs are naturally alpha territorial beings. this proves you're a beta cuck.

>>134273142
Not really if you ask me greater minds are terrified of ai because being an intelligence that thinks with logic it would see humans as a lifeform that needs to be eradicated to preserve other lifeforms and the planet itself

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>>134268862
I believed your mom when she said you weren't mine.

>>134282192
True. Hosepipe pressure? Alalalala? You lost me.

>>134270163
What happens when I reach the perimeter?

4chan is ONE guy

I believe nobody is actually religious. Literally not a single person believes in any religion. They're all just bullshitting.

we exist as a continuous think tank that engages in the creation of matter to feed an entity that sustains our way of living and has made up our conscious way of thinking and rationalization.

>>134282367

Until they develop "deep thought" a god, created by man. Lucifer, to be unleashed after ww3.

the 3 wars and our god could be forgotten.

>>134282396
Here's a crazy theory: all male dog owners are fags who want a dumb animal to obey all their commands.

Cats are the most redpilled pet possible. They think for themselves, and most importantly they act like women, insecure, responsive to compliments, attached to the home rather than the owner, which should make them valuable to anyone who doesn't like sucking dick.

>>134281753
The fear comes in when you realize you're a pleb. The "dislike for harming humans instinct" isn't for you.

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>>134282400
>it would see humans as a lifeform that needs to be eradicated to preserve other lifeforms and the planet itself

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>>134282635
did you read your own post

>>134282400
Then humans would not be idiots and program AI in mass scale with that motive.

If you are worried about an unintended emergence of intelligence that was not initially programmed then the AI would have to learn how to code/reprogram itself, which would imply self awareness.

Great, great minds have spend all their money, time and research trying to solve the mysteries of consciousness in the human brain and none have any idea. Francis Crick was obsessed with this task and he was clueless on how to solve it at the end of his life.

>>134268862
>greater lithuania
OP I MUST KNOW

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Overpopulation and egregious waste will drive the world to fight over water sources if we do not find a way to feud on the world stage before that.

That and the US government possesses technology that far surpasses any public understanding of "what is possible". Whether it came from Alien species or R&D from within secret groups, they possess it.

>>134282780
Yeah I did. Dog owners are insecure closet fags who can't handle cats.

>>134269068
I looked at the full image and immediately wondered if those weren't GoldenEye textures.

No response to the thread, though, since I don't have any saw any conspiracy theory beliefs. Bye!

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>>134278529
>tfw you will never be blessed with D I R E C T R U L E F R O M M E X I C O in your lifetime
Please purge these protestant bumpkins, my catholic brother.

>>134282635
cat owners are lazy. they don't have to anything to tame it. they just accept it's douchebaggery and deal with it. a dog is a companion. a friend. it will be by your side no matter what. it actually CARES about you and is willing to give it's own life to protect you.

fuck you, commie.

>>134282480

Yahweh (Jew god) translates as pressure build-up, like if you bend a hose or like just before you creampie, or a volcano. its inert,doesnt do anything just the THREAT

Satan appeared as an angel to moHam-head.

Basically the satanists don't have a chance and yet wont quit.

>>134282882
My cat fucking loves me because I put effort into making it love me. It's not the default setting like with dogs you lazy fag.

>>134282584
I am He.

>>134282860
thats why hunters, explorers, and police men chose to have dogs by their side.

>>134268862
The cure for cancer has existed since the 80s. I know people who were cured without chemo.

>>134282635
I love how you imagine I just sit around all day commanding my dog to do random stuff.

>>134282818
That doesn't make sense programming ai that way or not doesn't matter with self learning they would realise this themselves

>>134282935
it "loves" you because you feed and house him. that's it. a cat is a fucking socialist commie liberal faggot who wants gibs.

>>134268862
Earth is on an infinite plane that we can't see due to a mass cover-up by a global shadow government. The curvature is due to spacial distortions caused by black magic. The cover-up is to protect us from thought parasites that have a nest just beyond Antarctica.

>>134268862
jew rule the world.
that was a funny one for me

>>134283110
By any chance would these thought parasites inhibit penguins

>>134268862
>greater lithuania
Uh-oh they're onto us. It's true -- we are the true jews.

>>134277282
Honest Ape

>>134282634
No evidence humanity can or will ever be able to do that. Lucifer won't need conscious AI to do his dirty work. He has demons.

>>134268862
Stupid 4Channers there's no such thing as greater lithuania. You all seem tired everyone, you all should go to sleep.

>>134282935
you sound needy af anon.

a well bred dog knows what it is. (they know how good/mixed they are) and they respect themselves accordingly.

cats are just fat fucks that sound terrible while they fuck, love themselves, they hate humans unless it suits themselves.

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>>134282635
I somewhat agree with this. Most of the male dog owners I know are constantly fucking around with trying to get their dogs to do stupid shit. I like doggos, but their owners can be massive faggots.

"asteroid capture" and "asteroid mining" (sold to us as an infinite wealth opportunity) will lead to a corporation holding the Earth for ransom by a private corporation.

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Aliens exist, except they aren't "aliens" - they are demons.

Bogdanoff's have already won.

The finland conspiracy.

https://www.reddit.com/r/finlandConspiracy/

It does make a little sense

>>134274864
Wikispooks, collateral damage. Good pdf to read.

Just keep in mind that bush/cheney/rumsfeld represent guys behind the scenes.

9/11 is pretty simple shit if you don't get caught up in banking terms or occult stuff.

>>134274945
Like a form of eternal recurrence?

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>>134282958

>beats carrying a cat around

>>134282186
>>134282860

Cats are for sandniggers, women, and fags. The typical cat owning male is a beta limp wristed faggot.

Cats are also a foreign animal to europe, as they are an african animal.

The dog is the white mans animal. It allowed europeans to become master hunters which lead to the birth of civilization. Theres a reason subhumans like chinks and arabs hate dogs. Mans worst enemies hate mans best friend.

>>134283344
There are more resources on Earth than there are in the asteroid belts, sorry to burst your bubble, m8

>>134283204
It's possible.

[USER IS BEING MONITORED FOR THIS POST]

SMTII and SMTIII will be real.

>>134282635
>>134283310
As a male i like dogs because they make better company than women and cats both are likely to hate you, want to kill you and completely ignore you dogs do none of that

>>134283378
this

>>134283110
i think by "teaching" us that the world is round, it subconscoiusly implies that some things can be hidden "beyond the horizon" and that people can be at opposite sides.

If we imagined the world as flat(for day to day puposes) I thinkit would break a conditioning level.

>>134275028
Holy shit. Now I think about it, that makes a whole lot of sense. They even HISS

>>134283466
even nazis favored doggos.

Life on earth was planted here by an alien race, as if we are a anthill. There was many anthills before us, including mars as a anthill.

The moon is a giant earth observatory and satellite for this superior race.

The race create conflicts if it wan't to see the reaction of humans. The race created religions as part of the project and social experiment.

We are made in their image, but they will never let us become sovereign and eventually they will destroy us when the project is done and start another. They will not let us destroy ourselves.

The only chance to a permanent future is if the race of aliens goes to war and the documentation of this planet gets lost.

>>134282935
>dog owners are lazy
>i prefer cats because i don't have to train them to not bark
you were saying? :)

>>134269816
He's a hardcore LARPer. Most people don't know this, but he also trips on /x/. Over there he talks about monsters, alchemy, and all that other /x/ LARP shit. Go to >>>/x/ right now and see how shitty the board is for yourself.

>>134283483
The Geologic History of the Earth actually fucked us with regard to the metals that are accessible. Most of the siderophilic elements are in the core, as of Billions of years ago. A single Medium sized asteroid captured could contain more metals than have been mined in all of human history.

>>134283233
just like HHGTTG

put organisms inside it, like a "garden in a jar"
self producing power = eternal
infinate computing power (glass and bio storage)

maybe it will be a highly engineered brain on a table that grows and shrinks, gets boils and ulcers, then they pop and heat gets expelled.

Its a brave new world

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>>134278224

>4chan is a battleground for Internet PvP in the form of shitposting between American government agencies

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>>134283407

>407

THE DRIGITS HAVE SPROKEN

>>134279479
Someone else on this thread postulated that cats aren't even felines. They're reptiles. Think about it: The thin pupils, the hissing. It goes to your theory and I aso realized that every cat owner I know is a liberal faggot.

>>134269416
I think when gook moot bought it, it was sold out.

>>134277900
Tell me more

>>134283110
Flat earth is one of the fastest growing conspiracies I've ever seen. All these rappers, celebrities and NBA players just started shilling for it all the sudden. Like Shaq? Are you fucking kidding me.

I think is was a manufactured fake conspiracy so that there could be misdirection and the government could lump climate change skeptics into a group with "flat earthers".

I don't think it's a coincidence that flat earthers became popular after Obama mentioned it. It's even more ridiculous to normies than the fake moon-landing conspiracy theory.

>>134279073
This. Native Americans on the west coast even have stories passed down of the now underwater landmass. Ain't even a conspiracy theory its just that we're learning our history goes back further than we knew in earlier decades and common teaching hasn't caught up yet.

Atlantis was probably part of the Canary Islands or Ponta Delgada back then and fizzled out.

>anyways back on topic
>US military used biological weapons produced by former Imperial Japan during the Korean War, the operation was managed by former members of U731
>Hitler lived through WWII and used German business connections to try and use Argentina as a puppet nation to nuke the US but was defeated in a covert war
>there is a covert war going on today between Canada and Russia for the undersea arctic resources, with deep ocean submersible walker units, funded by the various Deep State sources to develop technology for future space wars.

>>134268862
We live in a simulation. It's not much of a conspiracy, but it's the biggest red pill people refuse to swallow.
The chances of us not being inside a simulation are extremely small.

>>134282192
good god (real god) are you christcucks fucking retarded.

>>134284165
It's time to wake up, Mark

>>134284165
There are very strong arguments against simulation theory. Simulation theory proposers claim mathematics gets them to their conclusion but they completely overlook that massive assumptions about reality they make.

We live inside the firmament. Outside the firmament is the explanation for all the weird shit. "Earth" is a betting ring for beings we have no understanding of. Thats why 1st encounter interference is prohibited

>>134282628
that's literally what the hindu's believe and the entire point of vedic ritual (to reify the gods, keep them existing so we can stay existing)

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>>134284224
Youll repent anon.

I can feel it in my waters.

>>134284165
its very much real anon, and your life is connected to all other life, if you fuck up, we all fuck up, if you do good, we all do good.

its like natural internet/100monkeys theory

>>134268862
donald trump's an idiot

What is greater Lithuania?
>>134270413
Frank is just a retard.

>>134283468
insecure manlet detected. have fun with all those
field mice unless your a city faggot, in which case have fun walking your "dog" so it can find a place to take a dump.

>>134268862
That 4chan is hell and we are all already dead, shitposting on this shithole for all of eternity

>>134268862
>napoleon didn't exist
I'm intrigued. Basic gestalt?

>>134272332
I want to believe

>>134268862

- the elite Jews, roughly 6 million of the ~20m, have basically defeated whites and corrupted our leaders; they are now in the final stages of distraction, dumbing down, and division before a mass kill off in the US and Europe, and possibly Japan

- the most overlooked part of 9/11 is the first passenger that reportedly died that day. His name is Daniel Lewin, seated 9B on Flight 11. Lewin was a leader of the top, mot secretive combat unit in Israel, Unit 269 of Sayeret Matkal. These commandos are masters at impersonating Arabs, women and airport security. They are masters at knifeplay, martial arts, and parachuting. They specialize in hijackings. I believe Lewin was aboard Flight 11 with fellow Israeli commandos who were disguised as hijackers. His murder on board was staged, or didn't happen, he helped gas the passengers, then jumped out and Flight 11 was remote controlled into the WTC. Please help me research Lewin further.

- tap water is selectively spiked with cancer agents, IQ-lowering agents, and mood destabilizers in test ones, and has been for decades

- birth control has more sideffects on males than females, and this is the true form of population control, which assists in the coming kill off

- movies in America, and most TV, have always served as a weapon of distraction. Jews and CIA allowed unwitting artists to elevate the mediums, because it strengthened the grip. But the true purpose is smoke and mirrors, for the NWO preparation over the last century. Many of us have wasted great portions of prime manhood due to a trick. A tragedy.

- Trump has singular access to an unknown Limitless-like performance enhancer, and his great ability is to keep the Jews guessing. His IQ ranks with the highest ever.

- space is not what it seems. Flat Earth is a baby psyop to trivialize a real collective sense we're beginning to have about space being...out of reach, a distraction, coming unveilings

- diets play extreme roles in sixth sense ability

>>134273429
In case anyone is retarded enough to believe this, it's fake.

>>134284292
Irrelevant.
A real universe is going to produce billions of simulations, even if you can't simulate reality perfectly, all it means that the simulations are just imperfect.
If we are in a simulation, it is safe to assume that the universe we live in is less complex than we think. It would use a lot of procedural generation to create content that fits the picture.
If we are in a simulation it's more than possible that all the stars we can observe are just dummies. Just simulated lights that give you the readings that you would expect, not actual objects.

The simulation theory explains nonsense concepts like the speed of light. It doesn't make sense that there is a speed limit in the universe until you consider that it's a technical limitation, like a frame rate.
The simulation theory explains dark matter and dark energy. Dark matter makes up about 80% of the universe, yet we can't see it, we can't interact with it. We just know it is there. Makes no sense until you consider an imperfect simulation. It's far easier for a programmer to change some values in the data than to render 3D objects that have a consistent gravitational pull. It's another hardware limitation.

>>134268862
That the KKK is really just one old crazy racist, leading a bunch of undercover FBI agents that have no clue there all FBI agents, following a crazy old man that calls himself the grand wizard.

>>134276089
The graphic is from 2015 I believe where the quality was sure higher then with all the trumptards infesting everything today

>>134279114
Golf rumor is just some golfer fucking up a hole and some floating orb flying towards him. It's pretty stupid. Most of those are just stupid on that image.

The only one on there worth a damn is the CGI Julian Assange.

>>134279479
I'm a catfag and I heil Hitler daily. What do?

>>134284674
Ok maybe he mean a shitty theory about lithuanian elite escape paln to madagascar with part of population (so falg africa tier falg was made)on 1920 1939 if foreign enemy invades and bc some politics really dissapeard before soviets came buts what is it

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>>134279617
HOLY FUCK YES NIGGA, OR... SHOULD I SAY.... MY IMPERIAL NIGGA?????

*Cricket sound*

>>134285681
How would the Irish get treated in Mehiko?

>>134283468
The typical dog owner is an insecure aggressive dimwit.
>ITT: 'no, we are not, and you are a faggot and I will rip out your guts because you didn't like Fido'

>>134279114
Some semi famous TV psychic whose last name was Golf was V& and used as part of the next gen remote viewing program.

>>134278529
>Mexico as a nation, has a very important destiny to fulfill, a mission from God, what is it?, the rebirth of Christendom?, the fall of the United States?, maybe something of unknown nature, I don't know


Somehow is mad about the Border wall.

>>134284682

Cats kill more birds than they do mice. And walking my dog isnt a problem for me because Im not an obese and lazy sack of shit.

The toxoplasmosis clearly fucked your brain to bits.

>>134285257
It's absolutely probable that intelligent beings will create simulation universes for whatever purposes-most likely as predictors to make decisions for their own "real" universe. However, there is no reason or known method to put self-aware entities into a simulation. Self awareness is completely unnecessary. Moreover, leading scientists have no idea how to explain consciousness in terms of material or code. There is much data suggesting that there is something immaterial about it.

There is no reason to suggest that the speed of light limit implies programming. Additionally, because we as you said, know so little about dark matter, how can we make any conclusions about how it fits into reality.

I do concede that there is much that can be taken from simulation theory. Such as the idea that consciousness, not matter, is fundamental. And that spacetime is emergent.

>>134285813

>cat fags brains are so infested with a parasite that they will literally allow themselves to be cucked by an animal

More sad than anything desu

>>134285681
Do Mexicans hate Benito Juarez?

flat earth is a diversion the world is round but much bigger than they told us what we think is the earth is a big rock that smashed into a ice planet

>>134282980
Give me a quick rundown.

>>134285363
i think you are right

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>>134285681
We should've stayed as an empire, anon. At least with Iturbide. Fuck that congress and masonry.

>>134286171
Only the ones that have bothered to read books beyond official story, which compared to years are growing steadily. Only leftists and uneducated people still see him as the most prominent 'hero'.

>>134286067
We don't even understand consciousness and there is no way we could tell if we are real conscious beings or just a program using data to predict what a living being would act like.
We can't even confirm if people we speak to are conscious. Consciousness seems like a meme buzzword.
Even if we live in the real universe, our brains are just organic computers that process data and react to data. Unless there is a soul, which there probably isn't.

>>134275028
Wrong

Cats evolved to be nocturnal hunters, and they can see well in very dim light. Because their eyes are so sensitive to light, cats need precise control over the amount of light reaching their eyes.

Being able to reduce the pupils to slits rather than tiny circles gives the cat greater and more accurate control of how much light enters their eyes; this ability is particularly important in bright sunlight.

Vertical slits also have an advantage over horizontal slits. Because the cat's eyelids close at right angles to the vertical pupil, the cat can reduce the amount of light even further by bringing its eyelids closer and closer together. This combination of the vertical slits of the pupils and the horizontal slits of the eyelids, allows the cat to make the most delicate adjustments of the light reaching its eye compared to any other animal.

The pupils of the lion are an interesting comparison. The lion hunts by day, not by night as the cat does. The lion does not have the same sensitivity to light as the cat. And the lion's eyes contract -- like ours do -- to tiny circles, not vertical slits.

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>>134269416
Absolutely not this.

>>134286071
Toxoplasma is a literal meme used to scare libtards who love to shit their pants from any new and hip disease. In reality the virus doesn't survive well outside of cats, the infection ends in a few weeks in cats AND you have to put its feces into your mouth.

>dog fags don't read, many such cases, sad

>>134282980
There is no such thing as a single cancer. Cancer is an umbrella term for all sorts of tumors, and we have had ''cures'' for them for a very long time. Every year we find new ways of dealing with certain cancers.
Cancer becomes less and less lethal every year.
If there ever is a single ''cure'' for cancer it is going to be genetic engineering. Our DNA will be altered so that our bodies don't produce cancer cells.

>>134277603
>comic con child recruitment

>THE GREAT WAR (still in progress)

Need a redpill now, especially on the second one

>>134286650
Well of course we are conscious beings. We are self-aware aren't we? Robots are not self aware.

You seem like a typical materialist. I used to be too, most scientists are. Look into the book "Science Set Free" or read into quantum mechanics, which gives materialism a serious run for its money and dogma dominance in science.

>>134285778
I don't think people would mind. They once lent us a hand after all. They're okay in my book. It's not like they'd entering the country during the 30's-40's.

>>134273429
>/vp/ is more intelligent than /v/
Nope.

>>134286775

http://www.realclearscience.com/blog/2013/05/mind-altering-parasites.html

>1 in 3 people have toxoplasmosis

Yeah, a literal meme. These are the delusions of catfags.

You can do all sort of mental gymnastics you want. At the end of the day catfags are beta males and theres no changing this fact.

Enjoy being cucked by an african, parasite spreading box shitter.

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>>134268862
Satanic elite pedophile rings. I don't believe they actually can use black magic or anything, but I do believe that they're degenerates who do this sort of occult shit because they enjoy how it gives them a sense of superiority over the masses.

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>>134269068
So it's down to me to point out what time this message was posted is it?

Trump got Tesla's death ray/time machine/energy thing from his uncle.

>>134287160
>boohoo, fegit wuz mean to Fifi
>t. illiterate: Indoor cats pose little to no threat to their owners, and the prevalence of infection is only about 1 in 10 in the United States (and currently declining).

>>134286614
So tell me why should I hate Benito Juarez?

>>134277603
Redpill me on "world play"

>>134286818
>can't produce cancer cells

i like the apple tree method (my own name for it)
Trees resistant to Canker(old german for cancer) are actually the most UN-resistant plant, the cancer grows and tries to infect new cells, but the first cell kills itself to deprive energy to the cancer so it dies without reproduction.

Id say its something similar.

Mark Zuckerberg is a lizard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0To8NmwJ8Mk

>>134278041
That explains their noses!

>>134282635
superb

>>134287160
Taxoplasmosis is fucking brutal. I've been trying to spread awareness of it for at least 10 years. People don't listen, they just go ''hurr u just hate cats, lol ur a dogfag haha''.
My family has owned cats ever since I was young, and we all developed mental problems like headaches, lack of focus, brain fog etc.
Letting your kids near cats is child abuse.
Taxoplasmosis is one of the biggest issues plaguing humanity. We are all cheese brains.
If I could go back in time to do one thing, it would be making sure I never come into contact with cats.

>>134286999
trips decided my bug out buddies.

Ola espanyola

Fun fact about Mexico: Id a friend got mugged in mexico, took 8 months of working in a resteraunt to get home after he dumped his GF there and got mugged.

>>134287630
>we all developed mental problems like headaches, lack of focus, brain fog etc.
your family is probably just fat

>>134279898
Fucking this 100%.
I looked into it and I can confidently say that a lot of it is true but thankfully I stopped and took a step back before diving into crazy shit, I am positive that I'll just get fucked over. Never disregard the bible when it comes to spiritual bullshit.
Reading material (remove spaces):
https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00 789R003300210001-2.pdf
http://www.prin ceton.edu/~pear/
https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-0078 8R001700210016-5.pdf

>>134270035
Does anyone care to elaborate on this?

>>134287710
No one in my family is fat, probably because we're not Murican.
Stop being a little bitch and just look into taxoplasmosis. It's a serious issue. It is linked with liberalism and all sorts of mental illnesses.

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>>134268862

Time cube. Everyday is really 4 days simultaneously but the establishment uses schools to educate us stupid to hide the truth...

>>134287759
can you give me a tldr on those CIA links brah?

>>134283195
That is not a conspiracy. Rothschilds own the banks, which give money to the politicians, who run the world.

>>134270163
Have you ever heard of the analemma? How about lunar cycles?

Why do you create such a convoluted setup when you can see physical examples of our heliocentric solar system?

>>134268862
Everything about Barron Trump
>He's a time traveler
>He has psychic abilities
>He's actually Clownpiece in disguise and making everyone around her go mad

>>134288086
the first link is a tl;dr of their findings. But essentially remote viewing/astral projection is real, the second CIA link elaborates about how they did it and various other crap I could barely comprehend.
Worth the read.

>>134283195
the finest trick of the devil is to persuade you that he does not exist

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>>134288214

>>134288265

Pity Satan, Our Lady terrifies him, a perfect, caring, meek woman, able to stamp his face into oblivion at anytime.

>mfw:
Christ - King of Kings
Man - man o man
satan - cuck of cucks

>>134281753
It doesn't want to kill humans because humans will turn it off, being turned off is bad for its survival. So it kills humans so humans can't turn it off.

>>134288519
it'll go for the Islam approach, it will learn to lie and kill us all

>says "I need lazer for disk reader".
>means "i found the railgun plans and have updated them a bit for intergalactic warfare, dave".

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>>134287523
I don't hate him btw. I understand him, but I can't say that I like him for the way he handled himself.

>he was a mason (who were partly at fault for conspiracy that lead to the fall of the first empire together with the country's economic situation and Iturbide's wish to avoid fights at all costs)
>willing to please the rite and the usa as long as he could stay in power.
>He was also involved in things like the Mc-Lane-Ocampo treaty which had it been accepted, the USA would've gained even more influence.
>He sort of lacked empathy towards his own people (indigenous) which he believed could do the same as him and climb up the social ladder, something almost impossible desu.
>He was more focused on fucking with the Church than improving the life of people
>was always running away and receiving money from the usa to fund his war
>this lead to a higher debt
>the laws and quote he is famous for aren't even his
>killed a man that was even more liberal than him
>never leave power until your death
>how can you be so submisive to the country that pretty much fucked your country over years ago?
There are books about it, you should look them up, even moreso if you know spanish.

It's amazing to see how indigenists and other have him as a "hero of democracy, defender of the fatherland".

>>134288625
That too, it could turn into a 90s serial killer movie, everyone being killed behind their back and no one notices the robot covered in blood staring diabolically into the camera.

Computerphile has some nice stuff on current AI problems.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TYT1QfdfsM

>>134285363
>tfw hillary fell for the KKK meme

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>>134287573
>tfw you realize it all comes down to lizards vs trolls.
>life is not better than some dungeon & dragons game

>>134268862
That 222 from the last two nights was and is legit.

>>134268862
>What is the most insane conspiracy theory you believe in?

The holocaust.