If you had a time machine what would you do ?

>>133090207
Help them win the war.

I wish I could save her in some sort of time machine.

Go back to 1920 and help Hitler take over Germany

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>>133090207
It's monday 10 july here
if I get on plane fly to america it's like I go back to sunday 9 july
or otherwise you guys live in the past for me

is this considered a time machine ?

I'd go back in time.

>>133090207
id burn that kike in that picture with some rubbing alcohol.

>>133090207

Warn various timeframes that expelling the Jews is only going to lead to revenge later on, and that the child of a man you kill will only grow up to seek revenge for his father.

Kill Hitler, or accept him into Art School

>>133090207
Kill Hitler in WW1 and become the new Hitler. A BETTER HITLER!
I'll even call myself Hitler.

>>133090207
DELET liberum veto

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Note:
>half of the diary was writen
By her father! After he found it, with a ball-point pen. To make it the book you get indoctrinated to.

>tl;dr you fap to old man LARPing

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try and save this lil qt

>>133090207

Travel back in time to meet Archimedes, teach him how steam engines are done properly, how magnets and electricity work. brown nose the emperor so hard I promise him the whole world. Together we create industrial revolution in ancient Rome and purge all Jews from the world and history. Then teach about half-life, how to get uranium ore, how to make miniature fission reactors and nukes and reveal the power of the sun to all enemies so they worship us as gods.

Even if I could travel back in time, I think such "ideas" for the time would get me killed for witchcraft.

all these slide threads, over here lads!
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>>133091176
>[citation needed]

>>133091209
Save the family. Kill the (((Bolsheviks)))

>>133091761

It's like all the pro-nazi shit: he has 100 sources but they are all full of shit.

>>133091520
You know how to do these things? What are you, an engineer?

>>133091209
used goods
Rasputin had sex with her

>>133090207
I go back and end frankfurt school
also, I'd kidnap Jesus and with him, overtake Vatican and rule humanity forever

>>133092148
>What are you, an engineer?

all that information is on the internet, silly.

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>>133091520
like you know how magnets and electricity works anon

Convince my mom to get an abortion

i'd go back and rape hitler.

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>>133090207
I would use it to make a positive difference in the world.

I would go back 50 years or so and invest heavily into stocks that I know will do well. Apple, Microsoft, IBM, anything that will provide a massive return on investment.

Once I have a large sum of money amassed I will work on increasing my influence. I would lobby the government as a proponent of alternative clean energy and invest my entire fortune into nuclear, solar, wind, geothermal, hydrogen, and anything else that competes with the fossil fuel industry. I would do everything imaginable in the political, economic, and public realms to sway the country towards a sustainable future before it's too late.

And of course, some time in 1990 or 1991 when they are filming Home Alone 2 - Lost in New York I would send one of my underlings to the New York Plaza Hotel. Once there they would patiently wait for the right moment to inject a certain retarded real estate fraudsman with several needles full of HIV+ blood.

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Stop the Jekyll Island meeting...

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>>133092881
>I would use it to make a positive difference in the world.
>patiently wait for the right moment to inject a certain retarded real estate fraudsman with several needles full of HIV+ blood.
Already corrupted at the thought of being rich.

>>133092720
> doesn't get convinced
> gets offended
> remembers your face
> 20 years later, notices it was you
> beats the shit out of you before noticing you're suicidal
> kills herself for being a shit mother

>>133090207

Show the allies how jews treat their granchildren.
How we're all racist and evil despite the great sacrifice they made for people who were different.

They would see Nazi's caricatures of the Jews, realise they are not actually caricatures but accurate depictions, and not a single kike or kike puppet would be capable of convincing anyone to fight against the nazis.

Quiet frankly, the jews weren't worth the lives of our grandparents.

>>133092278
>Internet
>Ancient rome

...

>>133093559
Oh please, if I was only given 45 seconds in the past I would do it myself without the richness. Money has nothing to do with it. It's the principle of the thing. He deserves AIDS.

>>133090207

go back to before the big bang and take a shit on the singularity so everything in the universe is covered in shit.

t. science expert

>>133090207
Finish Holocaust

>>133090207
Go 300 years ahead and see the situation. If it's not to my liking, go back to 1910 and help NAZIs figure out nuclear mechanics before the allies.

>>133093906
Why would he deserve that? And why would you need a time machine to do that?

Go back and Kill Muhammad

>>133094014
Why not just make sure commies never rise? That would prevent world war 1, the revolution thereafter in Germany, and world war 2.

>>133090207
Taking pictures of the dinosaurs

>>133094304

weird that a nazi-flag-larper wants his hero to not found the nazi party.

>>133094191
Because I hate him. His children are welcome to infect with the HIV once they have their own time machines. That's how the world works. You make enemies, people with time machines give you AIDS. Circle of life and all that.

I need a time machine because the proper time for him to contract HIV is 1991.

>>133094458
If there was a random option, I'd be using that. Just figure I'd reinforce stereotypes around here since there isn't.

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>>133090207
according to some visual novel I would get stuck in 75 with some blonde waifu and probably without a memory.

>>133090207
Kill Cromwell
Convince the Kaiser to sit the fuck down
Help dismantle the Shogunate

>>133090207

Take over the Rothschild banking system while still in its' infancy.

>>133090207

I would go back in time and leave a note to my past self: Don't bother

Go back in time, seduce Karl Marx's mother (I don't like violence I don't want to kill anyone) fuck her, impregnate her just before she was supposed to get pregnant with Karl Marx, thus preventing him from ever being born.
Do the same with Friedrich Engels mother = profit.
This would erase communism, hitler would probably not be able to rise to power = make the world a better place

>>133090207
Shove my dingo into Anne Franks crotch pocket.

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>>133093559
>>133093559
>>I would use it to make a positive difference in the world.
>>patiently wait for the right moment to inject a certain retarded real estate fraudsman with several needles full of HIV+ blood.
>Already corrupted at the thought of being rich.
>>133093906
>Oh please, if I was only given 45 seconds in the past I would do it myself without the richness. Money has nothing to do with it. It's the principle of the thing. He deserves AIDS.

>>133090207
Kill Karl Mar-
>OP image
Bang her and hang her I guess

>>133094518
Why? What did he actually do that justifies this?
Petty shitposting, but other than that. I can't complain about the policies. The climate issue seems close to your heart, I suggest studying some chemistry, you might change your mind.

>>133090528
Underrated

>>133096023
nice post, made me feel warm

>>133090207
Buy apple stock and live the rest of my life in a mansion on 100 acres of countryside.

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>>133096540
wise man

>>133096024
Everything about him repulses me. He's just unfit for existence and has been for quite a while.

My mind isn't going to change with further study. I have a graduate degree on the subject and I spent four years creating and managing mitigation plans for affected species. With a time machine my hope is that people like you will be less influenced by the massive disinformation campaign that plagues our society.

>>133090207

You can only go backwards.

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>>133096835
Hope you find the happy someday.

>>133097082
I wish the same for you.

>>133096540
No you wouldn't. You would continue to get more money and work on it until probably 80s or even more in the future. You can't sit there in a mansion and do nothing, it will drive you out.

>>133090207
Kill Mohammed.

>>133097504
He doesn't seem to crave power, just comfort.

If this woman suffered and died so much how are there so many pictures of it

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>>133097625
Excessive comfort makes you sick and your brain is certain to tell you that. Point is not power itself, but struggle to achieve it. No struggle, no humanity.

>>133094518
I remember being 13

Go to the future, see what it's like. If i like what i see stay, if i dont, come back and try to prevent whatever happens to cause it

>>133097731
Not untrue. Still you're generalizing. You can both be filthy rich & happy. Just need to make your own struggle, learn new things, have productive hobbies with tangible results etc.

>>133097771
That's good. I'm glad you don't suffer from any sort of memory loss. Kind of a weird thing to be bragging about though.

>>133097959
That's what I meant in my first post, in fact. You don't hear much about those millionaries sitting doing nothing.

>>133092881
>Wants to make the world a better place
>Clean energy
>Invest in solar
Stopped reading there, sweet summer brainlet detected

Never change the past, past the point of the machines creation. You wouldn't want to mess with time without having a reset would you?

>>133098125
It's unfortunate that you think that way.

>>133090207
Go back to the time of Alexander and convince him to march west and exterminate the barbarians while they're still primitive and low threat.
If Persians ever come knocking again, make a peace treaty with them and tell them there's plenty of empty and fertile lands in western Europe to share now.

>>133098067
Yeah it's true for sure. Exactly why lottery winners often fall apart. Do you think those superrich that never can get enough are just doing this as struggle-methadone because they didn't get it, or is something wrong with them right from the beginning?

>>133091560
Thanks bump

>>133090207
Give my life to the Fuhrer for a better world.

>>133098215
Look kid, the resources to create a sinnlge solar panel are
A) Extremely expensive
B) Extremely hard to recycle
C) Sourced from around the world, requiring shipping, fueled by either coal or gas

Solar power is a meme. Wind power is a joke. Hydroelectric and Geothermal work, but only in specific areas. Full investment in Nuclear would yield both a profit and maximum power output.

Now upon reading the rest of your post, it is a shame wanting to kill your standing president in turn technically committing treason, especially if it would be safer and less suspicious if you simply put him out of business before he could rise to the state he is in.

He is your president, please just stand by him, especially compared to the opposition. I myself despise Theresa May, but I stand by her democratic election, even more so when fools such as Corbyn and Sturgeon lie in waiting.

>>133098565
They are such a small minority they probably can be jugded individually. Some are motivated by pure powermongering (Rotschilds?), some just want to help people (Hoover, Ford), some just want to watch the world burn (Soros). But acquisition of monetary power never stops for them. I don't think these people are anyhow different from others in their subconscious motivation, that is: struggle and improve or be left behind and perish. The moment a man gives up on his struggle, he dies as a human being - perfect example would be bums that are content with it.

>>133090207
Go back and stop the Nazis!

(From launching operation barbarosa and changing from attacking RAF to civilian targets in the battle of Britain)

>>133098822
Yes, I'm aware of that. So let's address your points.

A) That's why I would invest in them early on. One of the reasons they are expensive on the producer end is that research has been hindered by competition and direct interference from conservatives and the fossil fuel industry. In terms of progress the technology is still infantile compared to alternatives. That is why, with a time machine, I would begin serious research into solar power decades before it began in this timeline.

B) Don't pretend like you care. For the longevity a solar panel has the components are not a huge recycling concern. This would also be addressed with further investment in the past.

C) Still better than coal and oil, and would be addressed with investment in the past using a time machine. Remember we are talking about starting the industry knowing what went wrong with this timeline's solar industry. Your petty issues with solar in this timeline are irrelevant.

>>133090207
Have sex with eve while adam watched.

>>133099039
Well but also little players often can't get their mouths full. I wonder sometimes, if these people are like that because they're rich, or if they're rich because they are like that. Once you reach a certain level, there's no way to do it and have empathy. What you earn (and don't need), somebody suffers for. I def. consider that they are born that way.

>>133092881
>Buying stocks

You realize its a speculative market? Buying loads of stocks over time will create a trend that could alter history, and buying them all at once could crash the business.

If you want money you need to buy lottery tickets after you've built the time machine so you don't change history.

>>133099369
Why spend effort on R&D in underdelevoped technology, when others can be done right, now?

Coal sustainably from bamboo & hemp, huge condensators on facilities, volatile byproducts go to the chemical industries, solid gunk goes in construction. If you're worried about CO2, either bound with Calcium hydroxide, or just sold to commercial greenhouses.

>>133100089
samefag, brain fart
*developed

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>>133099736
Personally, I think it is their attitude that enables such wealth. You know why the Jews are so overrepresented in the "1%"? You do. They are raised like that. They have no mercy for the goyim and they couldn't care less about de-facto robbing people, because it's not their people.

Good and evil are very subjective things, you know. For a jew, he who gets rich off the poor goys is, by jewish standards, a good man. Poor one is he who helps gentiles, that makes him a traitor to their tribe, yet friend to those whom renegate helps. See pic, democracies are genuine good for them, not necessacrily for those it is imposed upon.

tldr never let jews in as they will have no mercy, 'own' rich class is still mostly traitors, but still much better than completely hostile strangers

>>133090207

Make the Holocaust a reality.

>>133090207
Go back to 1914 and tell the European leaders that if they start shit, Africa will colonise Europe in 100 years.

Get the Nazis to not start any wars until they had a couple of Generations brought up properly. Get them to FOCUS on taking out the UK FIRST AND FOREMOST. Give them nukes, at least tell them. and radar, and jets, and microchips.

>>133096990
>You can only go backwards.

meaning you cannot come back.

>>133099748
You would only be able to buy one lottery ticket. Every number after you interfere with the lottery system in any way will certainly be different.

Stocks will not likely change across the board. Even if I invest in apply, Microsoft, and Amazon and only one of those succeeds due to timeline changes I would still make enough money to invest in safe slow-growing stocks across the board and be able to perpetually invest the income into a better future.

>>133100089
Because coal sustainability is an oxymoron. There is no sustainable future that involves coal as a main source of energy production. If I used a time machine to go back and progress the coal industry in any way it would only create competition for better options like nuclear and literally anything else. You can't help "clean" coal without also helping the profit-driven polluting side of the industry. It's better to just leave the whole thing on the side of the road to die.

>>133090941
This

>>133099369
>Implying gold lined cables will ever be cheap in the modern era
>Implying that making new materials will ever be cheap enough to mass produce within ones own lifetime
>Literally believing in a conspiracy that conservatives have globally grouped up and put a bloc on the creation of new products
>Implying competition is bad on a marketplace and within engineering
>Implying that the 4 years of projected value outweigh the 12 years of recovering for its own costs
>Implying solar panels do not require the use of fossil fuels to create the sub materials and generate the power for the component creating machines
>Implying that the millions of redundant, unusable, used solar panels will not be more of a burden on the planet than not having millions of redundant, unusable, used solar panels
>Implying I care about the environment to such and extent I would actively ignore science
>Openly stating the longevity a solar panel has the components are not a huge recycling concern
>Implying you can recycle crystalline silicon
>Implying that simply throwing money/'investing' at something that is scientifically fundamentally impossible will somehow make it possible
>Implying that coal and oil are better than solar
>Implying that the second and third most stable (Nuclear), third and fourth most reliable (Hydroelectric, then Nuclear) forms of power are inferior to a method which by nature is only active for 50% of the day
>Implying you have a single fucking shred of a idea of what you are on about

To top it all off
>Knowingly investing in a shit form of power when nuclear energy is undoubtedly the best form of power creation

As I said, sweet summer brainlet. No idea about engineering or material physics. I'm just gonna go ahead and imply that you believe in SOLAR FREAKIN ROADWAYS huh?

>>133091520
>Go back in time to teach the ancients modern knowledge
>They think you are some kind of an alien and kill you

Also, you would have to know greek and latin

>prehistoric era Africa
>at the point of impact of the meteor, as the energy shockwave reaches the time machine, travel forward to modern day Africa
>energy travels with me and is unleashed
I have solved the hunger crisis

>Go back in time to the end of WWII
>Tell Chrurchill that I am from the future and operation unthinkable must happen for whatever reason
>Watch the whole of Europe befome communist

actually go back to 1840 start a gun factory in Georgia. few months before the civil war. start making bolt action magazine fed rifles (stuff that can use black powder) arm and lead my own division at the start of the civil war . Crush the union army , burn Washington, kill Lincoln . Invent secret radio so main force units could coordinate .

>>133090207
I'd help the good guys win the war.

>>133090207
I would travel forward in time, find the lottery numbers for the biggest unclaimed rollover, and use the information to actually win, securing a life of relatively little hardship for me and my family.
I would then find out how everyone in my immediate family/ social circle dies including myself, so I can accept this and be able to say my goodbyes to them before the event, before succumbing to my own destiny as a calm and enlightened person with no worldly worries
Then leave it be. Forever. Or maybe I would have some weird inheritance thing where my kids grand kids have to go on a treasure hunt or some shit for the time machine

>>133090207
IIIIIIIIII LOOOOOVVVEEEE YOOOOOOOUUUUUU JEEEEEEEZUUUUUUUUS CHHHRIIIIIIIYYYYIIIESSSSSSSSSTTT

>>133100607
I just told you how coal can be done sustainably. Only inputs are water & fertilizer, using legumes as the coal source reduces fertilizer need to barely anything. Why use technology to harvest sun energy instead of utilizing what plants have developed to do for millions of years. There is no beating the efficiency of algae or cyanobacteria too. Solar panels are stupid for the reason alone that they're 2D. Massive waste of space.
>>133100236
I do think that the inbreeding in 'royal' families has something to do with it too. But you're right, growing up in that paradigm might be reason enough. Wasn't there this one young Rothschild guy everyone of them got mad about?

>>133090207
ensure the success of the Hamburg Revolution

>>133101095
You spelt goy wrong, you filthy burgermensch

Idiots stop responding to same slide thread that is made every day and sage this. Shareblue cancer

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>>133090207

I wish I could save her.

>>133101186
Honestly, I am not really fond of Rotschilds and never bothered to learn their history beyond quick rundown level. Which one, exactly? Sounds intresting.

I'd give Anne Frank a drumset for her birthday.

>>133100687
That sure is a long list of Wikipedia arguments you have there. I'll be sure to take it up the the government scientists of the 1920s who will be assessing the feasibility of solar when I take back a bunch of information with my time machine. I said at the beginning that I would invest in nuclear and broadly in anything that's not a fossil fuel, so that critique was a waste of a whole lot of effort on your part.

Solar roadways would be sweet. Maybe someday. Or a decade ago with proper investment from the past.

>>133090287

SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAIN TOPS

>>133090207
Help Germans win the Westfront in WWI, or help the White Army to defeat Commies

>>133101186
And I disagreed with you. Creating coal power from anything but just digging it up and burning it is more expensive than just digging it up and burning it. That's not a risk I can take. Coal will always oscillate towards the cheapest method. Better to undercut the industry by giving its competition a massive advantage. Not to mention I would create a massive societal stigma against all forms of carbon based energy production. Can't have coal involved in any form when society believes it's the devil.

Sure, some of it is spite. But I'm the one with the time machine.

>>133090454
Tuesday 11th, 12:34 AM. You guys are so far behind, do you still use typewriters?

>>133101699
And this is different from solar panels how?

>>133090207
Save Anne Frank from her pedophile father and marry her

>>133101359
Is this bait?

>>133090207
>Replace Himmler
>Lead the SS in his stead
>Cooperate with the armed forces, instead of undermining them.
>Halt the invasion of Russia until western front is secured.
>Seize control of the U.S. through Bush coup d'etat.
>End the USSR with the full might of the Nazi war machine.
>Construct the master race from a selfless position unlike the man I replaced.
>Cunt wanted his own kingdom in eastern Europe, populated by his babies.
>Have you seen this bespectacled beta?
>I didn't create a giant network of work camps staffed by untermensch to support a beta race.
>Begin 1000 year Reich in earnest
>Work until I am no longer needed.
>Retire content.

>>133101911
Because I don't give a shit about coal and I'm the one with the time machine. I think you're missing that fundamental point. I don't want to save the industry in any form.

>>133102320
No. I just don't care enough to engage with someone who's main form of communication is greentext sarcasm. The scientists of the past can deal with it. Besides we agreed that nuclear should be invested in, so as far as I'm concerned you agree with me because that's my main argument. Why waste time on nuanced subplots when we are telling the same main story?

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>>133099187
Neither of these are good ideas.

Could have at least done the obvious but not retarded one of finishing off the Brits at Dunkirk.

>>133090207
buy some bitcoin duh

>>133090207
Her, tbqh.

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>buy bitcoin
>buy other stock etc

>stop third wave feminism and immigration into the west

>>133090207
Vote Hitler, then help him save the world.

>Write down biggest lotto jackpot in the last ten years
>go back to the date of the drawing
>???????
>Profit

>>133102664
I'm am truly fucking sorry to tell you this, but you are a moron.
You actively state that coal is horrendous, yet hold Solar power on a pedestal, when it by nature relies on coal to be created.
You somehow think that coal power can be undercut, when it is easiest form of power to produce. (There is a reason why the industrial revolution started with the coal fired steam engine. There is a reason that developing African nations rely on coal fired engines over the much more costly electrical engine.) Newsflash fuckwit. No coal power means no engine, means no industrial revolution, means none of your shit is going to happen.
You somehow think that scientists can just 'deal' with the fact that you wish to rewrite the laws of physics.
Then you dismiss my perfectly valid criticisms of your anti-science bullshit rhetoric as 'sarcastic greentext' because your ego is larger than your IQ.
And then you have the audacity to are somehow be surprised at me thinking you are baiting?

I couldn't care less if you support nuclear power as much as I do. I care that morons like you can actively spout bullshit such as 'coal power is bad' and 'solar power' is good and be left unchallenged.
You are a fucking idiot who lacks a fucking clue about both the science, history or economics of the subject. Simply put, 'I have a time machine' doesn't mean 'I can rewrite the rules of the universe to suit my agenda'. Shut up.

>>133100736
>He doesn't know Greek and Latin
What did you do in high school, heroin?

>>133090207
I would go back to 1940 just after the fall of France and show Churchill some pictures of todays london and tell him if hitler wins that will probably not happen

>>133090207
Go to like,2002 before all the commie shit gets hardcore and kill all the communist teachers and destroy all communist parties.

>>133104326
And hopefully he would make peace with germany

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>>133103841
You're still all fixated on this idea that I'm placing solar power on a pedestal. I think you believe I'm far more invested in it than I am. What I said was I would invest in anything that isn't coal. If solar flops when given a fair competition with nuclear and hydroelectric then solar flops. I don't care.

It's also pretty funny that you think "it relies on coal power to be created" is an argument. It doesn't. In a system reliant on nuclear power solar would rely on nuclear. In a system 100% reliant on solar, you could replace every coal-reliant aspect of the solar process with solar. Coal is not necessary.

I'm deeply sorry if I hurt your feelings, but you need to calm down. I'm rewriting history not physics. There's a reason I said I'm going to somewhere in the 1900s and not 300 BC. I'm perfectly aware that cheap fossil fuel energy would be needed to kickstart a clean renewable energy industry. But once that energy revolution has occurred, coal is unessecary and undesirable. What about that assertion has you so angry? You're doing a lot of cussing and a lot of rambling, trying to tell me to invest in something I have no reason or desire to. You're basically just shilling for coal at this point. I'm genuinely curious why you are so emotionally invested in preserving coal.

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I would give the Egyptians gas chambers for their unruly slaves

>>133103841
Well technically, if you can build a time machine there is a fairly good chance you are fucking with the fundamental nature of the universe already aren't you?

>>133104742
Because you want to convince me to invest in coal and not solar under the hypothetical situation that I have a time machine. If you don't know what you're fighting for anymore you're welcome to stop at any time.

Just for the record, I will be taking a pet bunny with me on the time machine.

>>133104816
That's funny

>>133094298
That was my ancestor you prick.

Either your ancestor is a convicted thief (so, a bad thief) or you're a retard abo. Both worthy candidates for time machine removal.

>>133105126
>If one thing can be changed in this hypothetical scenario I can change every law of the universe into a magical la la land.

wew lad

>>133096835
In short you hate him for no reason other than the narrative that has been fed to you?

>My mind isn't going to change with further study
Nice job throwing away science. Did you only look at the data that confirmed your biases?

>>133090207
go back in time and kill mark zuckerberg and sean parker before they fucked up the world.

>>133104057
>high school level Greek & Latin is sufficient to hold a conversation in
Apex kek.

>>133105639
>Going to an inferior school
>Not learning more on your own accord, especially after the rise of the Lavender Lord
>Not learning on the fly as you arrive in the Classical Antiquity

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>>133090207
take out first jew

>>133094724
What are you talking about,Dictator-san?

>>133090207
Help Hitler win

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>>133090207
Nürnberg 1933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWw502UmUlw

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>>133104742

Thank you. I feel like everyone forgets that the Jews were basically niggers for Egypt once.

>>133104387
Even the cuck Roosevelt was horrified by how racist Churchill was so this might work.

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>>133090207
Stop the assassination of Franz Ferdinand.

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>>133105809
So Abraham?

>>133107278
It was just a casus belli all the great powers were looking for war especially Germany wanted to stop Russia before they industrialise.

>>133090207
Buy bitcoins.

>>133090207
pls be my jew gf

Anyone know how to get into the field of time machines? I could really use a time machine right now.

>>133105809
this

>>133090207
Make sure Churchill doesn't survive the accident in Manhattan

>>133107640
They say if you shitpost long enough, you'll get rewarded for your efforts Auzziebro.

Convince Alexander the Great to exterminate all the jews and wipe even their memory off the face of the Earth.

>>133107640
Buy a 4chan pass.

>>133108080
This is where aussies come to die. There is no saving here. Seems like quantum physics is where I need to be.

>>133090582
>if you fight the enemy, they win

>>133094001
I think your future self succeeded..

>>133090207

Travel pre industrial Europe

>>133090207
Prevent me from being born.

>>133105446
It's his own actions that repulse me. No one narrates his tweets or speeches but himself. He crafted his own narrative, and it's a narrative of being an insufferable asshole incapable of taking responsibility for anything he does. That's repulsive and he should be purged.

I've already studying reputable scientific sources for thousands of hours. When you say "study" you mean "go watch this idiot YouTuber who doesn't even know what a model is. He completely disproves global warming and the existence of dolphins." So no, my mind is not going to change. If new evidence could mess to light I will look at it, but the baseless rejection of old evidence for emotional and political reasons is not new evidence.

>>133093432
fucking this

Become the king of Estonia in the 10th century.

>>133090207
Probably travel through time.
What would you do if you had a car?

>>133097731
>implying humanity is desirable and not to be avoided

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>>133109620
>It's his own actions that repulse me. No one narrates his tweets or speeches but himself. He crafted his own narrative, and it's a narrative of being an insufferable asshole incapable of taking responsibility for anything he does. That's repulsive and he should be purged.
>Having your own opinions is enough to put someone down
Spoken like someone completely indoctrinated.

>I've already studying reputable scientific sources for thousands of hours. When you say "study" you mean "go watch this idiot YouTuber who doesn't even know what a model is. He completely disproves global warming and the existence of dolphins." So no, my mind is not going to change. If new evidence could mess to light I will look at it, but the baseless rejection of old evidence for emotional and political reasons is not new evidence.
How about you start with the old evidence was actually manipulated by overzealous or greedy people for their own gain?

Take a history book and news articles back to the 1800s and show them what niggers will do to this country in the future.

>>133110402
Don't bother mate, I tried getting through to them on much less contraversial point, but it wouldn't listen. Just let the summerfag be

>>133108548
This is advice to kill them and not leave them to grow for revenge retard.

I wouldn't do any shit with WW2 or anything like that. I'd kill Walt Disney.

You lose some shitty, derivative, nice looking cartoons and gain in exchange PUBLIC DOMAIN CONTENT

>>133110869
But then we would lose the amazingly erotic art of Chocolate mouse

>>133090207
1850. I will prepare Russia for the Crimean War. We will meet lemons and frogs with machine guns and sea mines.

Kill my dad

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Go back in time and give hitler modern day technology and weapons. Helping him win

go back in time. Hunt down all jew elites kill them off. And then try to cinvince our founding fathers that we dint need slavery cause it'll be a pain in the ass in the long run. Also to kill off all Mexicans don't just stop neae texas

>>133090207
turn off the oven 1 min earlier. Roast beef would have been perfect by then

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>>133090207

/thread

>>133111886
>Helping him win
thanks for pointing that out

>>133090207
She's kinda hot I'd fuvk

>>133092148
you seriously don't know how a steam engine works?

how electricity works?

what the fuck do they teach you in aussie schools.

>>133112129
Amerifat jelly his side fought to help jews stay in power while simultaneously killing his european brothers so in the future your countries can get invaded by non white immigration

>>133090207
i would shoot that boy for wearing a dress then i would shoot his father so he wouldnt write a book of lies about the holahoax

>>133112070
Add in the bit about stop fucking around with the idea of Invading Russia.

>>133111690
shlomo do you ever stop jewing?

I'd go back to the beginning of time and jizz into the big bang.

>>133112367
>amerifat

why bother typing the rest out? no worthwhile person is going to continue reading. shape up, champ.

Prevent ww2 from happening and expose the evils of Jews and communist.

Ooh, go back to pre america, start a pirate fleet and start sinking every slave trade ship. We'd capture the whites, burn the ships to the ground, explain why negroes are a bad idea, and release them while requesting a reasonable ransom to keep up appearances.

>>133113667
Implying a Pirate fleet wouldn't get BTFO by either the Spanish or English navy. I like the idea though.

>>133090207

id go back to the 50's and live the american dream, eat food that wasn't full of poisons, and raise a family.

>>133090207
Go and shoot myself desu

Prevent printing press (((mass communication)))

>>133113911
Just so in the 60s/70s your kids can be degenerate hippies and you can witness the downfall of America.

I'd go back to prehistory and kill all the males and impregnate all the females. Everyone would be my descendant, including myself. Meta as fuck

>>133091520

You want to help the defence of Syracuse against the Roman Republic it seems.