aus/pol/: lazy monday evening edition

oi, I hate making these, the least you cunts can do is post in it

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>>133088634
Thank fuck someone made one. Cheers, cob

Also, Fuck Melbourne

GOOK
O
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K

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>>133088879
it'll keep us going til qanda
why's there only three people on the panel?
>>133088879
too right

>>133089033

The other 3 coul read and saw the suicide bomber on the list

>>133089033
QandA's not on tonight lads, what are we gonna do?

https://archive.is/DJs3n


>Australia, your misplaced fear is giving terrorists exactly what they want

God the ABC is total garbage. It used to be okay years ago, but now its full SJW, terrosit sympathizers. Almost as bad as BAKA

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>>133088992
at least half of the aus flags are, more than likely you are going by how you faggots turned that into a meme
I have genuine hate for yellow cunts, you fucks think its a joke

>>133089106
Got some boong shit on. Fuck.

What should I do to escape the dole? My scummy jsp never talks they just make appointments.

>>133089106
what? why?

>>133089194

Well technically that's correct. That's isis's goal

>>133089206

>half
>not all

哈哈哈哈

>>133089290
Get on the disability bux instead.

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>>133089346

>>133089369
one of those symbols means ha
four of them means haha
it thought they were good at maths

whats for dindins?
i'm making gnocchi - by making it I mean i'm heating up premade shit and covering in it pasta sauce with mushrooms and onion

>>133089414
What a bunch of lazy cunts.

>>133089649
The true Aussie way. I do the same thing with spag bog.

>>133089290
Report your JSP to centrelink for being slack cunts.

>>133090160
You never dog your JSP. They are bludgers just like you.

*ferocious predator noises*

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>>133088634
G O O K
O
O
K

>>133089649
Roast lamb, massive protein hit, that I am going to waste entirely by not lifting.

Who Paul Murray here? Maybe we could bitch about his show.

>>133090821
had to look him up, I listen to cruise 1323

The next q and a is going to be the one where the school kids are the speakers I think. Should be interesting to see if gen z is a bunch of retarded faggots like gen y is.

fuck off faggots, there's happenings afoot
>>133084421

>>133090911
Adelaide cunt. Do you lot really have anything to complain about? You seem to be like Sydney was in 1999 or something.

>>133090916
ah yeah that's right, it's going to be either funny as fuck or will give me rage fits
>>133090968
>fuck off faggots
you trying to fit in or something?
>>133090994
nah, shits alright. not a lot of work though unless you're in social services. the whole of the eastern seaboard seems fucked even brissy

my gnocchi turned out shit

Why aren't you fucking turkeys talking about this?
http://www.aph.gov.au/About_Parliament/Parliamentary_Departments/Parliamentary_Library/pubs/rp/BudgetReview201516/Digital

The fucking government is trying to steal even more of our goddamn money, it started this month.

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Boys help me make the case to my local council so they'll give me a permit to do performance art.
Basically we wanna dress up like muslims and go shoot up some members of the public with water guns while shouting allah ackbar.
So far we've got the emotional case that it should be raising awareness for victims of terrorism on both sides, so one of the artists should hold a sign that reads "bush did 9-11".
I think it would be great art and really articulate well the horrors of violence

>>133091715
Did you overcook it?

>>133092446
yeah a bit and I put the whole packet in so the mushrooms went a bit over done and I had to put an extra can of tomatoes in the sauce because there was too much gnocchi so it tasted watered down.
3/10

sucked in stupid faggots

>>133091981
It's only going to get worse, they're shitting their pants now because the cash from digging up rocks and selling it to chinks is drying up.

sorry for cross posting threads but what do you guys think of my conspiracy theory?
>no one is posting in the thread
>>133092356

>>133092634
they need to tax the shit out of chinks who buy houses here

>>133092675
ah but you see that would deter chinks from buying houses, at least with current taxes and fees and a large saturation of chink investors the government can make much more money than just slapping huge tarrifs and taxes on them.

>>133092643
Dumb and embarrassing.

>>133092753
They need to find a sweet spot so they still buy but the government gets the maximum about of shekels out of them

Who is spamming blacked threads?

>>133092805
it's not that bad

>>133092643
Yeah you're spot on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX3EZCVj2XA

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>>133088634
Alright shitposters - who's responsible for this

>>133090570
Ah herro

You forgot the article about gook glass opanels falling from skyscrapers.

Oh yeah, and the asbestos and lead in the children's hospital from gook products

Do you boys ever eat Chinese food or is that contributing to the enemy?

>>133092937
>80kg
lol what a cheap shot.

>>133092937
Why are they investigating?

>>133092983
The Aussie Chiko roll is better than any of that gook garbage m8.

>>133091981
I couldn't give a fuck. That's something those little bitches at reddit are always whinging about because they're always buying a new game every week. Next minute they want to import a million shitskins placing an even bigger burden on taxes.

>>133092983
Hardly ever, I don't eat much take out at all

>>133092937
u mad bro? :D

>>133092823
Nah they need to fuck off altogether and stop wasting to much money on retarded shit. The tax burden in this country is already stupidly high, now they're trying to make it worse.

>>133092937
does anyone have a top quality png of the posters?

>>133092983
I eat it all the time. Probably twice a month.

I got no problem having a few gooks around, it's just that it's turned into an invasion.

this is why i love austrailia your women are awesome and fuck melbourne

>>133092937
I was on holiday and I couldn't resist

>>133092983
Chinese food is garbage low quality shit.
if you're going to eat gook food atleast have ka ra ge rice bowl

>>133093113
the government wont stop them from buying because it is propping up the housing bubble. Most of the politicians own invest properties so they don't want it to crash
I want the chinks to fuck off but it isn't going to happen

>>133093080
Sure am. I'm mad at the poor quality JPG compression on the posters. Shit.

>>133092937
6.1" 75kg I could snap that fairy fagallah

>>133092937
That doesn't make one a white nationalist. How cucked do we wanna be.

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>>133093117
Quality not so much

>>133092937
What are the police even gonna investigate, is there somthing else on the posters not shown. Most leftist propaganda is worse :^)

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>>133093317
This is the one Police may have the issue with

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Glad that hypocritical sand nigger bitch is bailing for the United Caliphate of Britbongistan. Wonder if the radical mudslimes will agree with her feminist views. 1 down lads

>>133093372
Wew fight me you gov't dogs. Seriously just rock up and fight me whenever. I'll show you a thing or two

>>133093449
?

>>133092675
I'll probably vote Labor or Green next time. The left loves taxing shit and that's what Trudea did to gook investors. Toronto market has crashed about 15% in two months.

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>>133093502
??

>>133093372

Charged with what?

>>133088873
Thanks mate. We wuz straya and cunts.

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not all mudslimes

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Evening lads, how is the gubment cuckin' us today.

Perth is a shithole

>>133093531
I'm just going to donkey except in the senate. I really don't give a fuck anymore since both LNP and labor are shit

>>133088634
just wait for the qanda thread you gook cunt

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>>133093581
>Charged with what?

Favorite words

>>133093581
Thats what I said but apparently they might treat it as threatening death or bodily harm ... would love a news agency to pick it up so Australia can have its own CNN incident

>>133093694
Yes, but its less of a shithole than Melbourne or Sydney.

>>133090968
Get the fuck out of Auspol, we're full. I've been bumping that thread, you nazi larpers are so cringy.

>>133092937
How is this illegal?

>>133093900
I think the cards have "Gotta catch & hang em all" at the bottom, which they must be taking as a threat. That's my guess anyway. Still pretty tamed compared to the standard antifa-tier propaganda you see on uni campuses.

Just wanted to say a sincere thanks op, i genuinely appreciate you making this thread and getting those links.

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BREAKING: NO QANDA TONIGHT
pic related

>>133094192
he even defeated Norwegian archive bot

Also Im feeling good lads. This time next year I should be a fully qualified mechanical engineer.

>>133094257
Your success is not welcome here anon. The Aus/pol/ thread is for failures only.

>>133094257
You can repair those pesky chinkland robots that are gonna "take ur jahbs"

>>133094257
you can finally get a job working for fuckingmachines.com

>>133094353
just beat me to it. Robotic Randy Rammer

>>133094192
>>133094250
nawww
you're welcome

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got on newstart, barely job searching
how do I get over my anxiety and shut in ways

>>133094715
phenibut

>>133093728
A donkey vote means you tick 1 2 3 etc going top to bottom with no thought as to who you are voting for.

I don't even wanna vote tbqh. Pain in the arse and nothing good ever happens.

>>133092983
na im not into eating dogs

>>133094715
Like how everyone else does you faggot, years of beer drinking. Or you could just stay a shut in I know lots of shit boring cunts who are successful.

>>133094819
you can go in and ask to be taken off the register and your vote will be given to whoever wins.
it'll stay that way til you go in and ask to be put back on

>>133094819
I'm just going to draw a dick on it

That is so illegal!

>>133094925
Wtf. Never heard of that. Is that for all levels of government?

>>133095119
dunno, I used to be of the mindset that it infringes freedom to force people to vote and someone told me about that.
I think that's fair, if voting is that big of a hassle to people they should be allowed to exclude themselves from the process.

>>133094925
Says you can't cunt.

http://www.aec.gov.au/FAQs/Electoral_Roll.htm

>>133095284
oh, guess I was lied to.
I like voting anyhow.

>>133094925
What a dumb fucking comment

>>133095329
stop it, I know I was wrong. stop picking on me

>>133095278
Well that's it the UK has no compulsory voting. I'm just sick of the whole thing they are all cunts, and I'd rather not waste the best part of an hour going to the local school and having idiots put flyers in my face.

20$ fine for not voting

>>133095424
Dollar sign goes in the front dick head.

Does Australia have the largest amount of newfags by country?

>>133095463


MAGA

>>133094715
Beta blockers help ... but will knock you out. Get rid of cereal and eat a fatty breakfast. Im talking lard level fatty.

>>133088873
Cheers cunt appreciate the effort. I love these and look forward to them every Monday desu kun

>>133095558
easy mate but no qanda tonight so it's kinda pointless

How will PaTH not backfire?

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Just lost $800 on the pokies, fuuuuuck, that was literally all the money I had after rent & bills. So nothing but like $30 to live on until 24th

Shieeeeet

>>133095374
>>133095374
Im on the electoral role but have never voted in my life.

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>>133095693

>>133095693
idiot

>>133092854
Keith was on duty last time I checked mate

>>133095693
I hope you are joking m80.

You have to be really dumb to play the pokies at all, let alone to put hundreds of dollars through them.

>>133095677
>>133095677
>employers get free government subsidized labor
>fire casuals and part timers
>they got forced on welfare
>become free government subsidized labor

POTTERY

>>133095881

I used to put the tips I got at work through the pokies, other than that you're right.

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>>133095881
>>133095849
>>133095814

I am addicted to lightning link pokies and literally just slammed $800 into a Wild Chuco machine as the lightning link major was maxed out but didn't go off.

>>133095978
>lightning link
>Wild Chuco
These terms mean nothing to me, but the fact you know them leads me to believe you might be telling the truth.

Get your act together m8. they are the dumbest scam going.

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>>133095978

>>133095978

You should really look into finding a way to get help.

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>>133095693
>>133095978
Nigger tier behavior. Pokies are rigged, sort yourself out.

>>133096210

Gamblers Anonymous? I'm not an addict, I can go months at a time without it, just when I do I go waaaaay too hard.

>>133095693
>degenerate gambler loses all his money

huh..

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>>133095978
J U S T

well at least you've learnt your lesson. i cant fuckin stand pokies

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>>133095693
dumb cunt

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>>133095978
>>133096275

You'd have better luck sports betting with $800

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>>133092283
Just make sure you have shit like "feminist struggle" and "institutionalized racism" in your application and the HR hambeast will stamp it with her greasy hoofs faster than you can say child bride.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ogj5ztTE0zw

>>133093531
Toronto has another 20% to go. Looking at the markets, oil and gold we could be heading for a major meltdown in August. Move your Super into cash now.

>>133093900
Hurt fee-fees

>>133096404

>$800 on fucking meth m8? Ya drongo! Should've gone with heroin

>tfw want to join armed forces
>can't even do 15 pushups non stop

i'm not gonna make it

>>133096632
They say that all the time cunt then they just load the economy up with more shekels and make house prices go up, I dunno.

Fuckin pissed off it's making ww3 look alright.

>>133095978
You people are weirdos. I knew a cunt that never really went hard on alcohol and drugs but put his whole pay packet into the pokies regularly.

>>133096766
>giving up and not getting stronger
You sure aren't

>>133096766

Weakling piece of shit. Are you fat or somethinG?

>>133097029
>>133097049
i-'m t-trying

>>133097116
Instead of trying how about doing

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>>133097268
Yoda should have taken his own advice when he fought Palpatine in the Senate chamber.

>>133097215
Don't give weaklings attention. They don't deserve it

>>133096810
Yeah I hear ya ... who could predict quantitative easing and Trump victory ... markets are breaking trend lines. Keep an eye on it.

>>133096766
Just keep trying every day bro, if i can do it after recovering from chemo, you can do it

>>133097757
>weaker than a cancer boi

i'm just going to kill myself now see yas

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>>133097268
>>133097049
>weakling

coming from the guy that couldnt restrain himself from putting $800 through the pokies rofl

>>133092937
>where's wally
>charming
Implying he didn't make these himself.

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never give up, lads
amidst a terrible age: here we now find ourselves in exciting times

>>133098027

I am at least physically strong even if mentally weak.

>>133098087

Wonder how many boys have had their willys played with in that church? historical child sex abuse is rife in the church after all.

No fucking qanda which really kills the week for me

>>133088634
>dog cunts kill wombats

They're not dog cunts for killing wombats, they're dog cunts for vandalism and littering.

Wombats are fucking pests.

>>133098273
you will never eat a delicious wombat stew, feel bad your you seppos

>>133091715

That's what you get for using pre-made shit.

Don't faff about with making potato gnocchi - do it with ricotta instead. With a bit of practice you can make it in the same time it takes to boil a pack of spaghetti.

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Started my first day at Tafe, some interesting shit happened.

>arrive early in the morning because nobody sent me a timetable
>do the normal meet n greet (shake everyone's hand and introduce yourself)
>first guy I introduce myself to is pretty much bluepilled me (likes computers, vidya, anime, etc)
>second guy I meet is a guy called Darlington, he's from Nigeria
>have no idea what he's saying because he mumbles as he speaks
>get into first class
>begin doing a headcount of m/f ratio and then creating a tier-list of which girls are the most attractive
>sit next to my new bro because we're white
>darlington gets split up and has to sit behind us
>have to introduce ourselves to the next person
>hambeast sitting to my left
>make up badly done, most of it has congealed together (reminds me of rolled oats)
>introduce myself to her
>obviously shy, but is that "confidant don't need no strong man gal"
>she tells me that she studied before this
>assume beauty therapy because her make up
>"how did you know?"
>mfw
>class starts
>30 minutes goes by as lecturer tries to introduce herself
>waves of migrant refugees start pouring in and taking seat
>female ratio starts to drastically reduce and a new tier-list is starting to form
>look around the class to see what the australian to migrant count is
>looks about 15% aussies and 75% foreigners
>give a thumbs up to my new bro just to remind him that we were born white
>class finishes and we move onto the next one

1/2

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>>133098679
FINISH THE FUCKING STORY

>>133098679
Tafe is completely fucked, I did my year 12 at St George tafe in Sydney 8 years ago and it was a nightmare, it was only me and 2 other guys who were anglo-celtic aussies, the rest were gooks, sand niggers, a few sudanese nignogs and other mystery meat.

>>133099431
>went to the next class
>teacher made us give blow jobs to the niggers

>>133099431
>
>>133098679
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>133098679

>introduce ourselves to new people
>qt peruvian milf sits next to me
>tells me about peru and how she was a professional volleyball player (body matches up to the story)
>tell her I know a bit about south america
>tell her about the current happenings in Venezuela
>throws in there that she was a single mother
>get into easy conversation because she thinks I know much about south america
>class starts
>qt taps me on the leg and whispers to me
>"i think this guy next to me is a pervert"
>smell the singaporean shitskin before I see him
>see him do all weird type of asian beta shit
>can obviously tell that qt is uncomfortable
>formulate a great plan within seconds (thank God for being white)
>write down on a piece of paper and ask if she wants to change chairs
>she says "won't it look awkward, or he'll notice"
>tell her "I'll say I'm going to the toilet and you ask me if you can sit in my chair because your eyesight is bad"
>get up and pack my shit
>she immediately lunges onto my chair without saying anything
>singaporean shitskin is confused, quickly get up and say "oh, can't you see?" Then excuse myself to the toilet
>come back from the toilets and immediately catch the shitskin eyeing her up
>sit myself between the qt and shitskin
>he's constantly trying to look around me by looking at her
>strong white european genetics makes him reconsider after I look that cunt dead in the eyes
>guy smells so fucking bad that I can feel the hairs in my nose starting to singe
>wish darlington was sitting there, wanted to ask him about his light blue blazer
>breathes really fucking loud through his nose (perv breathing mechanics)
>class finishes
>qt asks for my number
>tries to fit in that she's already got a partner somewhere in the conversation
>realise that I have now become the bull

2/2

>>133099955
really great story 8 out of 8 m8

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>>133092643
Yep, but once you look into it, you almost wish you didn't, cos it's so much worse that what you were thinking...
https://pastebin.com/GnzP9MHJ

it's dead in the middle of the semester break. Why would any tafe be starting now & have full classes? Why would you be making up stories about being a failure that goes to a technical college? How bad is your life that this is something you fantasize about?

>>133099955
I work for TAFE. If not for Gov funded migrant courses we'd go broke.

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What are some "happenings" you other ruralfags have?
Was leaving work today to see this amid the air raid sirens from the nearby CFS station, vehicle fire they say, something a lot more serious if you went by the black clouds billowing for more than 20 minutes. 89 year old got BTFO just up the road pulling out in front of a Semi Trailer in his old Valiant ute a year ago.

who (non gook) /queensland/ here?

NBN just arrived in my area. Should I get it? I currently don't have wifi atm.

>>133101992
You will get forced to in the end, might just bite the bullet

is volleyball slang for suck the corn off the husbands dick?


just asking for a tafe m8

>>133102677
yeah sure why not

>>133101992
they WILL be rectally installing their shit mandatory style over the years.

choice??????? hahahahahaha

>>133103570
fucking jews

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>>133095667
>completely blank on qanda being on tonight
>it's not on tonight anyway
living the dream boys

>>133104119
yup. someone really had their hand up the arse of Turnbull when he was in charge of getting the NBN up. Usual quid-pro-quo bargaining with the big players to make it all mandatory and to kill off copper/adsl in the process. Fuckers.

>>133104258
interestingly, there was a replacement program involving Andrew Bolt talking the opposition to some leftie regarding race relations in Australia.

Didn't see it, but it could have had some confrontational drama we usually look forward to on qanda.

>>133104424

It was a repeat, everybody already blew their gaskets/loads last year.

>>133098138
dont let the evil swine ruin a nice church for you anon

>>133104424
i'll never watch any ABC other than qanda.

>>133088634
>>shows a knife to the camera along with an improvised weapon dubbed a 'slasher'. He claims he is filming on a phone smuggled in by guards.

hers's the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ni9LLOeBD4

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G'day from the Red Centre, cuntbuckets.

>>133105154
there were a few ugly aboriginals and a homeless guy who reeked of piss on public transport this arvo. did i just have an authentic Alice Springs experience?

>>133105329
almost. if he offered you to 'ave a beer with him but said uttlerly shit faced, then yes ... almost ...

At least, that's an accurate Mt Isa experience.

>>133107802
nah nothing like that but he kept giving me sudden looks to make sure i wasn't checking out what was in the plastic bags he kept rummaging around in

>>133093615
Smug.
Bags under eyes from living on coffee and stressing out about un-endangered species.
Padded shoulders but they still looks like well gnawed chicken wings.
collared shirt with sweater.
Grey top when he's no longer a school kid.
No skin tone.
Rare attempt to smile results in grimace.
Head tilt.
Didn't even need the stupid virtue signalling sign to know he's a socialist.

>>133105154

staying for the footy?

>>133108182
what was in the bags?

>>133108210
agreed. its like a cookie-cutter template how similar they are to each other.

i have known almost identical people just like the guy in the at picture, and just a cucked.

>>133108288
>what was in the bags?

Armanni shoes, undoubtedly.

Anyone visits Sydney would immediately admit that it is an Asian city.
It's time to remove all Europeans who're still refuse to leave.

>>133108392
I haven't been there since 2001 when I went to see Pantera. It was pretty asian even then

>>133108288
a bunch more plastic bags filled with crumbs, an open bag of pretzels, a can of beans covered in crumbs, some biscuits that he stored on the seat next to him to nibble on, a can of sweet corn, a new sim card with 9gb data on it, maybe some clothes. he was just aimlessly rearranging all his food and occasionally jerking his head up to make sure i wasnt watching. the aboriginals were staring at all of it from across the way. it was a bit of a shitshow desu.

>>133094021
This is the reason why we are fast tracking Collins class replacement.
Silently surface under SIEV MCXII, rolling it.
Silently submerge and head to next target identified by Jindalee.
Talking heads scream and rant.
Point to Flight MH370 being still missing, say its a mystery that will never be answered without a miracle.
Keep scanning with Jindalee.

>>133108392
Did you see any stray dogs there?

>>133108210

You realise you invest more time in looking at boys than the average fag?

>>133108564
they probably wondered if he had any petrol

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>>133108588
>MH370 being still missing

It's not missing, it's just very overdue.

They had insufficient fuel to land the plane, so they're stuck up there until we can get the fuel to them.

>>133095978
Just fucking don't. It's like fags or booze. You are hooked until you decide you aren't.
Decide you don't gamble anymore and make that decision again and again if you have to.

>>133108994
i do wonder if he'd been better off using the $800 in FX trading. Still, that seems like gambling too, or is it????

>>133096275
You are a problem gambler. If you bet more than you can afford to lose then you have a problem.

Like AA the only solution is not to do it, at all.

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>>133108811
there were 3 of them, two women and a man. i felt bad for the guy, for a proper aboriginal he was handsome as fuck with a Ned Kelly tier beard and solid bushy eyebrows. the two women on the other hand were genuine 0/10s, clocking in at 120kg with at least 10% of that resting in their massive cheeks. the poor black fella must have slim pickings.

Daily reminder that apparently you have to ejaculate 21 times a month to reduce your prostate cancer risk by 33%.

Wondering how Christians will take this.

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>>133109227
I grew up around them and the only decent one I knew was raised by a white family that adopted him. Even still he threw away a career in NRL because he wouldn't stop drinking

>>133109328

>10-07-17

sorted, see you in August.

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>>133109479
yeah the abos really shouldnt drink
good thing our ancestors had thousands of years on the grog to toughen us up ey m8

>>133097889
Twenty years ago I went through a business failure, relationship failure. Three pack of camel a day. Stressed out I had a weight crash. 5'11 and 53 kg when I decided to fix myself.
Stopped smoking cold. " I don't smoke anymore". Went to the pool, walked half way down it and was breathless, had to get out. Went back again and did it the next day. And the next. Three months later I was swimming 300 meters a day.
Stopped drinking coffee ( that was harder than fags). Kept it up. at six months I was swimming 800m a day. At nine months I was cut and girls would try to grope me in the pool.
Persistence. It comes from within. Nothing we can say will give it to you or take it from you.
Make up your mind what is more important in your life and what you are willing to do to achieve it.

>>133109743
Yeah I love being able to drink heaps. I'm mid 30's and still sink a case and not have a hang over as long as I get 8 hours

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>>133109328
>be hypergamous or you'll get cancer

>>133109485
Don't forget the sump pump, and 'av a good weekend.

I guess this requirement for 21 per month means christians have to marry or die from cancer sooner.

>>133109921
christians in a bind.

>>133104884
Why watch it when we can get the high points on here.

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>>133110168
I listen to qanda via news radio so I don't have to look at the panelists.

makes it all the funnier with awkward video frames are selected and posted here instead to get an idea how retarded the panelists and audience appear.

>>133108895
Thought your reply was worthy of a Bruce, then I looked at your pic. Well done, that Anon.

>>133110433
Fuck. It's late. Night /pol/.
*waves*

bump for late night comfy factor

last post for autism

Last for QLD