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CNN: DRUMPF LAUGHS AS HE RIPS OFF HAT FROM UNDERPRIVILEGED PERSON OF COLOUR

>>132938407
Semper Fucking Fi. The bearings on that Lcpl.

What's going on in this picture?

>>132938407
What am I looking at here

>>132940263

nigger marine isnt dressed properly and trump knows it, fixes the issue because he outranks every human being in the entire military

liberals who normally see military as little more than monkeys or attack dogs pretend to care, cry "how dare he"

also this 5

>>132940258
>>132940263
https://youtu.be/SfJ4-gd4c9Y

Trump being cute

>>132940258
>>132940263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEXlpG2_BJU

>>132940263
an ill geriatric disrespecting a marine.

>>132940376
I'm sure he knows more about his uniform than Trump

>>132940258

If I had to guess, based on Trumps hair, the rotors on the helicopter might have blown the marines hat ajar. He might not have broken stance, so Trump fixed his hat for him.

>>132940490
>Trump fixed his hat for him.
no, he failed at that too.

Yeah, the Marine is not allowed to break stance. Completely excusable, and an innocent moment in my opinion. Trump being Trump - in many cases, an ordinary guy. Regular folks love this stuff. I can tell you that.

>>132940483
>I'm sure he knows more about his uniform than Trump
True ans proof when he didn't salute because he wasn't under cover.
>an ill geriatric disrespecting a marine.
No, I think at the end of the day he was just being nice.

>>132940570
The hat falling off represented Hillary's presidential campaign.

kys

While cute, that shit must be terrifying for the marine. The POTUS making an on spot correction is just inviting him to get shit later.

>>132940405
Does Trump use superglu for his hairpiece?

>>132940817
his hair is real but I don't know what product he uses

>>132940817
NIGGER HIS HAIR IS REAL

>>132940405
>>132940432
>Puts hat on
>It Immediately flies back off again anyway

God, Drumpf really can't do anything right...

>>132940802
Ya, this will end one of two ways
1 meritorious promotion
2 An ass chewing like has not bee seen since Chesty Puller

>>132940171
I would pay good money to know what was going through his head at that moment.

>>132940884
It's quite thin, hence why it's always at the mercy of the wind and looks like an untamed Lions mane.

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Trump racist confirmed, just messes with black people for fun, jesus christ

ahhh trump is so kawaii !!!!

>>132940995
It was the Jews conjuring the power of the demons again.

>>132938407
With everything going on in the world you're preoccupied with a stupid hat. Now I know why the Chinese find leftists so retarded.

>>132940483
milfag here, just because the marine maintained his bearing doesn't mean he wasn't out of regs. letting a cover like that blow across the tarmac and become unserviceable is not only expensive to replace, but will get him an ass chewing if he's seen by any NCOs or officers who didn't witness the situation. you should probably stick to sucking dicks instead of talking out your ass.

>>132941013
his hat flew off and trump tried and failed to replace it. He wasn't correcting anything. The fact you think this fucking idiot who never served would be able to spot something out of place on a marine's dress is beyond laughable.

>>132941013
why not both?

>>132940995

He probably said something like "Don't worry about it soldier" when he patted his shoulder

>>132941042
Sequential digits and this is the first thing on CNN tomorrow morning

>people laughing at his thin hair
he probably dyes it to keep it golden on top of being 71, what the fuck do you expect? I hope my hair is that decent when I'm that old. I won't wear it like that but you get my point.

>>132939014
Kek we should make a version that looks like Trump throws his hat off

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>>132938407
u bastard. u tricked me

>>132941251
>I hope my hair is that decent when I'm that old.
Same.

>>132940483
>>132940570
>>132941154
my, you sure are getting worked up over this insignificant 10 second event.

>>132941095
>milfag
>anarchist flag
try harder drone

>>132941268
There is one.

>>132941042

>>132941154
You're a fucking idiot who's never served, what's the difference?

>>132938407
But Anon, he is.

>>132941154
I never saw the video, faggot. I assumed his shit was fucked and Trump was trying to fix it.

>>132941331
I was trolling lefty/pol/ earlier, get the fuck over it retard.

>>132941233
fake news!

>>132941314
>hillary trips
>pol explodes
>Trump acts completely retarded
>"nothing to see here"
Get off the computer Jared

>>132941042
>Actual CNN footage

>>132941361
>implying

>>132941386
>talks out ass
>get's corrected
>stfu I was just talking out my ass!

>>132940405

LOOK AT THIS ASSHOLE ASSERTING HIS DOMINANCE OVER A PERSON OF COLOR

IMPEACH NOW

>>132940647
We sure do. We would also love to see the lugenpresse and (((deep state))) thrown in FEMA camps and executed

F
That lil soldier is going to get rekt by his NCO

what happened
>trump walks up and sees the hat missing, spots it off to the side
>wants to help the marine out, and grabs the hat
>not wanting to be a dick, he places the hat softly on his head, maybe thinking the marine would tighten it himself
>it flies off again and he laughs about it

WHAT A RETARD

>>132940405
It's a polite gesture, as you can do nothing when at attention or in formation, even if it was unsuccessful. Made that marines day I bet.

Semper fi

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>>132941016
Pic related

>>132941618
I don't understand what you're getting at.

>>132941159
You know what, I hope it is both. His cover should have been fitted properly (and maybe it was) but the fact he had the knowledge of uniform to not salute while not under cover is commendable. Ask him to repeat his general orders and make him an NCO.

>>132940647
>Yeah, the Marine is not allowed to break stance. Completely excusable, and an innocent moment in my opinion. Trump being Trump - in many cases, an ordinary guy.
stop being reasonable I'm trying to piss people off.

>>132941722
>soldier

>>132941361
I never was a milfag, but this vid always makes me shit my pants: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9q7b_2tkMo

>>132941618
You think a marine not wearing a fucking cover outdoors in his bravos is just something "out of place on his uniform" stop fucking LARPing, you insufferable faggot.

>>132941851
Sorry, MUH-REEEHN!
Suck it up, sunshine.
t. Army

>>132940483

A draft dodging, ill geriatric senior citizen, disrespecting a marine.

If you're the President and you want to acknowledge/respect a marine, you return their salute.

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>>132941042

>>132941851
>soldier
I saw that a few times and was doing my best to bite my tongue.

>>132940483
>lance corporal
>knowing anything

found the 120lb nu-male who is too much of a pussy to join the military but probably cant because he has a female-ish body

This guy is right:

>>132940376

>>132941921
He was wearing it idiot. It blew off while he was at attention. He did everything properly.

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>>132941503
>hillary almost dies from heat exhaustion
>/pol/ rightfully laughs and cheers
>trump tries to be nice and replace a hat on a marine but it flies off again
>oh well, he tried

either you're baiting or just wanting to find something to be mad at Drumpf about

>>132941998

This.gif

>>132941936
It's all good, MUH-REEENNs are Warriors though, that's the point. They would get there asses kicked for referring to themselves as such

>>132941998
And the civilian retard fucking rebuts my point with an argument that was already debunked earlier >>132941095

>>132941042
Hearty kek.

>>132941993
>implying
A lance corporal in HMX-1 knows how to wear his uniform properly. It's most of his job.

>>132941503
DIE NIGGER SJo::

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>>132942144
Tbh, I do respect you guys a bit more than the average soldier. You're on par with 11Bs though.
'_'7

>>132941964
nice Gadsden flag you larping faggot kys

>>132942150
That dude is fucking retarded. Things like this happen all the time, saying he is out of regs is a no shit statement. That lance carried himself EXACTLY how we were taught to when that happens.

>>132939014
hahahhahahaha

>>132942280
again, found the dumb ass fucking 120lb retard pussy who literally was never in the military

>>132941042
my sides

>>132938407

>the president will never give you an attaboy and redon your hat for you

>>132942346
you sir have sense.

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>>132942094

>>132942463
you must have weight issues anon, you seem to be bothered by it. You also have no idea whether I am in the military or not, this is after all an anonymous board. I'm sorry you are so upset and easily triggered. You may have a problem with your self worth. Maybe go on a run?

>>132940817
its actually his real hair but for some reason he combs it so that it looks totally fake

>>132940405
will that marine catch any shit for losing his hat even though it was an accident?

>>132942655

1) Your shitty understanding of the military points you out as having never been in the military

2) Its summer, and you are almost certainly a 16-20 year old hungry skeleton

3) >>>/lgbt/

4) kys

>>132940884
Maybe it's Mabeline

>>132941863
that was fucking brutal, the gun fucking falling apart at the end, i would have killed myself.

>>132942655
>stolen valor is ok if it's anonymously on a huge board
>>132942346
Not the argument, you fucking ASVAB waiver. If you think Trump was in the wrong to replace his cover, you're probably another LARPing faggot. This guy's chain of command isn't looking at this and saying "oh way to maintain your bearing, marine." They're wondering why the fuck CPL schmuckatelli's cover is flying across the tarmac and the other marine's isn't.

>>132941016
>smacks lips internally

>>132942664
He grows it long where he still has hair to comb over his blad spots.

>>132942849
im pretty sure there's a protocol for that exact situation and I guarantee the correct thing to do isn't to leave your post and go running after your hat

It was cool until the wind blew it off again then it's just cringe

>>132941042
Someone throw a CNN logo on this and we'll use it forever

>>132942849
No, your cover blows off all the time in rotor wash.
The President just made that Lance Corporal a god in his platoon...

>>132942849
No, it happens. Everyone understands, hence why it's a polite gesture for a commander to try and fix it for you, it's not for him, but to return you to the "lookin good" status.

>>132940647
This is why I can't wait for the media freakout. The more they kvetch the further they get from the median American, and the best part is that they can't help it. Too neurotic if you catch my drift.

>>132943302

Nice

>>132942856
>hungry skeleton
There you go again anon, I'm concerned. I also believe it was pointed out that since the Marine was standing at attention it would have been inappropriate for him to retrieve his fancy hat.

>>132938407
>HE DIDN'T SALUTE
HE DIDN'T SALUTE
>HE DIDN'T SALUTE
HE DIDN'T SALUTE
>HE DIDN'T SALUTE
HE DIDN'T SALUTE
>HE DIDN'T SALUTE
HE DIDN'T SALUTE

OBAMA 2.0
>OBAMA 2.0
OBAMA 2.0
>OBAMA 2.0
OBAMA 2.0
>OBAMA 2.0
OBAMA 2.0
>OBAMA 2.0
OBAMA 2.0
>OBAMA 2.0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfJ4-gd4c9Y

>>132942094
BRRAAAAAAPPPPPP

>>132941377
Man, it would be nice for Trump to annex urgay.

You get the best footballers and we get the best freedoms.

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>>132940995
KEK, YOU FUCKING KIKE!

>>132943438
>kvetch
>/pol/
sometimes the hypocrisy is palpable.

>>132940647
It lets me know that all the time I spent shilling for free was worth it.

>>132940405
How can a 71 year old man be so damn cute?

>>132943730
I'm talking about the mainstream media kvetching, which is essentially all they do nowadays

>>132940405
Holy fuck, that Marine's bearing is respectable

>>132943932
stop talking yiddish you fucking ZOG drone

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>>132943286
Someone do this now.

>>132942849
Not at all, he did the right thing remaining at Attention.

>>132942849
No, there's no chin strap, he has no control over it. You could have a hat tight as Hell, but the wind will still blow it off if it's going hard enough. He'd be in the wrong if he moved to fix it.

>>132940570
Fuck you man. Even if I got chewed out, having the fucking commander in chief even recognize you would be a privilage. Wouldn't be surprised if he gets a coin.

>>132940802
He is a lance, he is getting shit either way

>>132941095
100% WRONG

a Marine in formation in front of the Commander in Chief DOES NOT BREAK FORMATION. even for a cover. if a Marine is supposed to go after his cover, he would have. dumb ass LARPer

>>132943286
THIS

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>>132941722
>Marine
>breaking formation to go after a cover that was blown away

riiiiiiight

>>132940405
Wow I didn't believe Japan but are president is kawaii.

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>>132938407
>mfw President Trump will never put my hat back on my head and give me a pat on the shoulder

WHY LIVE

Can you imagine if Trump was wearing a MAGA hat then and gave him his when his uniform hat got blown away a second time? Jesus, what a fucking article that would be.

>>132942849
"to quit my post only when properly releived" order No.5

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>>132939014

'CNN BREAKING NEWS : DONALD DRUMPF SUMMOS KUNG LAO FROM AN OTHER DIMENSION TO HUMILIATE A MARINE OF COLOUR WHO, HE CONTINUED TO MOCK HIM BY PLAYING HIM LIKE A DOLL" IMPEACH NOW!!!!!!

>>132943633
You DO NOT salute when you are not under cover (cover=hat). That dark Green Marine did his job to a T.

>>132944860
"Trump denies minority Marine political freedoms, violates established dress codes."

>>132944860
Absolute shitstorm would ensue

>>132944860
that Marine would walk into his barracks feeling like a billion dollars. hell, he could tell his CO to do pushups and he would probably obey

>>132942664
>>132943179

Actually he does the combover look just to fuck with people, they always claim he is bald or wearing a hairpiece, then he proves that its hair. Its a set-up to make people look petty and stupid. He's been trolling the world since the 70s.

>>132940405
my sides are in orbit. wind blows back off when he put it back on.

>>132940483
Guarantee that Air Force officer gave him an ear-full when handing him back the hat, or at least put him at east so that he could let the Marine fix it himself.

He did what was right. Under the circumstances he would be in worse trouble had he moved.

>>132941042
HE CAN´T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>132945413
Kek, that sounds like some shit I would have done. Maybe not the CO, but TOP or 1st sgt for sure, TOP's/1 sgt are usually laid back and can take a good joke from even a lowly nonNCO. He'll PT your dick into the dirt at the next available chance but it would be worth it.

>>132945837
>Marine fix it himself
Marines don't fix, they unfuck.

>>132940258
>What's going on in this picture?

Trump's vanity is so boundless that when his wig blew sideways he felt it necessary to pull an army guy's hat down so he wouldn't see.

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that black marine get's one scoop while Drumpf get's two scoops

>>132945119
Kek

>>132946080
marines don't unfuck, they only fuck.

>>132946484
Marines don't fuck, they only rape the local populace.

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>>132941042

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>>132946557
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1945_Katsuyama_killing_incident

it's true

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>>132941042
Clicked it. Was not disappointed.

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>>132946557
>they only rape the local populace
The one time /pol/ doesn't want the white race to expand.
I'm so dumb a don't see how confused I am right now

>>132938407
Why is he so weird? Nobody does that. All the homeless people will be adjusting their local cops' hats now, causing a ruckus. What do they need, Trump? Bobby pins? The hat can fly away while you play seamstress another time

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>>132941042

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>>132938407
Look at that BBC! White bois can't compete

>>132941042
THAT moonwalk

>>132947238
>marines
>white

>>132939014
fpbp

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>>132946695
>Niggers Cave

>>132939014
lol australia

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>>132941042

>>132940405
That marine has a story to tell his kids

>>132941095
>>132944510

army flightfag here

i know you aren't supposed to have covers on the airstrip ever, but i know marines wear it for their detail here. I don't get how their covers don't fly off (must be something to keep it on their heads under all the rotor wash). The reason for not wearing a cover on the flight line is because it's FOD (foreign object debris) that could fuck up aircraft. However, I do assume that serving as presidents detail supersedes the needs of FOD, so I would err on the side of cation and not break fuckin rank. if the FOD were that much of a threat, someone else would get it

>>132945413
>>132944860
I think you fucks might be fawning over Donny a little too much there. Not everybody is as enamored over this orange turd as you cucks are. Just saying.

>>132949222
We get it, CNN, don't worry.

>>132949919
Not worried, trumpcuck, ust mildly annoyed.

>>132943648
Thanks, anon. I almost fapped to that.

>>132941042
fucking hell it took me a minute to work out what happened here lmao

>>132941042
holy shit

>>132938407
well fuck that's it we can't let this man get the nuclear codes! #IMWITHHER

>>132949993
I am sure, CNN, don't worry.

>>132949222
>ot everybody is as enamored over this orange turd as you cucks are. Just saying.

no but serving military tend to be extremely right wing and would literally cream their pants at having the Commander in Chief return their cover.

cuck

>>132941042
That ass hole! I can't believe this is real! Thank you CNN for da real footage!

IIIIIMMMMMMMPPPPPEEEEEEEAAAAACCCCCHHHHHH RRRRRRRAAAAAAACCCCCCCIIIIIIISSSSSSSTTTTTTT DDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>132940405

lol @ him randomly clapping @ 0:18

do all americans do this? fits of applause? based. i would too if i lived there

>>132944866
It's "I will guard everything within the limits of my post and quit my post only when properly relieved"
also it's the first general order
stop being a larping little queer

>>132951002
>do all americans do this? fits of applause?
Yes, when we get very excited, or when we see a dog we like. My dad does it a lot.

>>132943633
Protip. Presidents are civilians. Civilians DO NOT SALUTE. He shows understanding of the customs and courtesies.

Prior military presidents reserve the RIGHT to salute, but still do not have to.

>>132951063

wrong dumpass. maybe in your jrotc classroom it is, but not in the real military:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Orders_for_Sentries

you're the literal larping queer here, and a highschooler to 'boot'


you won't get that cuz you aren't old enough to serve yet faggot

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>>132938407
nigger got blown away

WP condfirmed

14th reich incoming

>>132940995
must be paeched, clearly need 25th amendgment

nuckilear cods

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>>132941042

>>132938407
this desperately needs to have a maga hat shopped in.

>>132951002

kek

I cant even lie were a nation of clappers

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>>132941042

Navy here, that's fucking awesome.

>>132938407
Why is that Marine wearing a pistol?

>>132941042
WTF is this real..........?

>>132940432
>sees a fallen hat
>*claps*
muricans..

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He can't keep getting away with this

Impeach 45!

>>132951583
>Presidents are civilians
thats like saying the Joint Chiefs of Staff are civilians. the President is the Commander in Chief.

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>>132952202
in case he needs to shoot somebody? duh

>>132952225
Yep, definitely not edited to play backwards. Retard.

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>>132952333

>>132942956
>They're wondering why the fuck CPL schmuckatelli's cover is flying across the tarmac and the other marine's isn't.
he needs more head muscle excersizes

10 points from hufflepuff

>white guys hat stays on

>>132952333
ORANGERED FOOL!
HE'S LITERALLY KILLING AMERICA RIGHT NOW BECAUSE PUTIN!!!

>>132952503
Shaking my head right now. This will surely get drumpf impeached.

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>>132942910
there is still time

>>132952600
Shhh
>nigger was so mad

>>132952487
Legit question. A quick image search of presidents boarding Marine One shows that typically the Marine on the right is always wearing a pistol but not the Marine on the left. Thought maybe someone knew why. I couldn't find any other info. Dress uniforms typically don't include firearms.

>>132952785
what kind of marine wears a fucking dress?

>>132950611
Trump just gave him a great story to tell his grandkids.

>>132953053
the best kind.

>>132953053
Nice bait

>>132951592
That's my bad, it's the first general order in the Army

>>132952785
idk im not mil. probably something to do with the Presidential honor guard. there is a very good chance the pistol isnt even loaded. a pistol is a status symbol in the military

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>>132940405
>>132940405
thats cringey as fuck
why are you trumpcucks so deluded
you can clearly see trump rushing to the heli acting all pissed because the hat got blown off again
I bet he's grinning his teeth and blaming hillary when that happened.

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>>132951583
>Presidents are civilians

>>132952333
SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE. Facebook will be dumb enough to fall for it.

>>132940405
Trump whispered to him: you have to go back.

>>132941042
CNN LOGO! DO IT FAGETS

>>132953685
Can we get CNN to report it?

>>132953804
They'll have to if the webm goes viral and people start "fact checking" CNN and raising a stink. It's perfect for the Fox News watching facebook population. I'd leave it off twitter at first since they're a bit more aware of trolling.

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>>132953182
thank (you)

>>132943849
fuckin this. 100%.

>>132941042
Even Hitler didn't steal people hats, literally worse than him

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>>132938407
TWO COOPS,

AND NOW,
AND NOW HE TRIES TO STEAL THE HAT FROM A PROUD P.O.C

>>132944371
Those DO have a chin strap

i fucking love trump

>>132954711
I thought the chinstrap for service caps were decorative and not functional.

>>132953322
>backpedalling this hard
IDK what movie you fags are talking about, but obviously you were wrong the first time.

>>132952393
The commander in chief is not inducted into the military. That's the whole point. The military is controlled by a civilian office and not vice versa.

Unless you like military coups or whatever.

Fucking Lance Coconut's cover was all fucked up, and President Glümpf fixed it and called out the coon.
Hrumph is a monster for not letter the POC have uniform standards to reflect his kkkulture

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>>132941042
pls no bully Trump

>>132941042
I'm tempted to spread this as if CNN is treating this as the original undoctered footage, so we can claim they edited it.

Tempted.

>>132942849
hell no.
he does a 1000 yard stare the ENTIRE time, through the wind and president and everything
that marine made his boss happy and all of his buddies happy

>>132954483
peach!

>>132955960
Please do but use instead. >>132952333
It's got their logo already.

>>132938407
I'd have made the marine serve 21 volleys of flak to punish the wind for so flagrantly disrespecting the marine's cover.

>>132951063
>>132951592
Just depends on the branch. Lot of guys in jrotc will have trained one set and will have a hard time when they graduate and end up enlisting in another branch. Happened to a couple guys I knew. Kept repeating the wrong words.

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>>132951002
>be at a restaurant
>waitress accidentally drops a handful of plates and they break
>everyone start clapping

The memes are true, my friend.

And I don't know why, but that video had me giggling like crazy. Trump can be pretty CUTE.

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>>132940817
That glorious golden mane is real you soulless barbarian

bit heavy with that shoulder patting, but hey he tried

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>>132958114
Can confirm this is accurate, sarcastic congratulatory applause is a staple of our culture.

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>>132941771
no that gif is him internally after his cover blew off the second time

>>132940405
>that moment when those two soldiers walk and act like glitchy npcs from skyrim

>>132952333
Saved

>>132941013
>>132940802
>on spot correction
his cover fucking blew off you faggot. Fuckign pogs man

>>132938407

How is a billionaire playboy the most human president we've ever had?

>>132952333
check;d

>>132941042
pls make a webm when the hat flies off the second time

>>132940802
He was well in the right, but I guarantee his sphincter got real tight.
He'll get joke smoked followed by an atta boy, probably even a medal for maintaining his professionalism and only breaking attention to recieve and re-affix his cap after being allowed to do so by a (Air Force) General Officer.

"Goddamn Lance Criminal you made the Corps look good today, do pushups while the rest of your chain of command goes over the play by play, frame by frame of the event"

>>132959391
For starters, he's not a reptilian.

>>132941013
The reality is both endings will merge and occur.

>Command grills and ass chews him, his entire leadership is there
>Goes over video with him in room
>he's in front leaning rest
>"Goddamned son that is some got damned professionalism, real embodiment of the corps type shit, but keep pushing we ain't done with you"
>They keep going over it frame by frame even with Lance Corporal knocking out pushups
>"Alright recover Sergeant, and take this commendation and shove it up your ass"
>And that's how he gets his E-5

Later:
>Goes back to barracks
>Gets ripped on by all the other lower enlisted
>Whips out his shiny new stripes and promotion paperwork
>Smokes the entire barracks

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Kek, I actually feel sorry for the nigger here.
>be military nigger
>be trusted enough to get that job
>see president coming
>hat blows off
>"fuck, FUCKIN fuck what the fuck am I supposed to do?! Fuck it maybe if I just stand here he will walk by and ignore it
>Trump picks up hat and places it on your head like a child and makes some stupid comment
>hat flies off again
>superior picks up your hat and berates you for then winds fault

>>132958114
i always clap when i hear dishes shattering in restaurants but usually no one else claps and im just sitting there like a sperglord. sometimes there is applause though and it is great.

>>132941095
> but will get him an ass chewing if he's seen by any NCOs or officers who didn't witness the situation

Every one in the USMC witnessed it, because it was recorded, it was probably witnessed by the entire Joint Chiefs as well.

Covers aren't usually allowed on flightlines, this is one rare exception, a ceremonial duty, and the Marine maintained his professional demeanor and military bearing.
He's getting his E-5 before the end of the week now.

>>132960620
that does help

>>132941722
He's going to get smoked to death, but at the end of that ordeal will be his E-5 stripes because he did exactly the right thing

>>132940405
inb4
>skull size measurements

>>132961116
>>132961222
>E-5
Explain.

>>132961371
that's how enlisted military ranks work.
they all have different names in the different branches but they are all tied to the same numerical scale.

>>132961449
No shit, but why would this nigger get a promotion for a hat flying off?

>>132940405
>tfw you voted for him twice
>tfw you're gonna do it again in 4 years

>>132961237
Navy here, my combo cover doesn't fit right either because they don't even measure properly at boot. I should really buy a new one but they're expensive.

>>132961593
Promotions are often nonsensical.

>>132961593
because why not

My dad is a retired marine and he was saying how cool it was that the president got the guys hat and put it back on him.

>>132961449
>the same numerical scale.
Depending on the branch one could be considered an NCO while another could not.
Had that issue in Airborne school, some Navy or Airforce E-4s were considered NCOs and had only been in the military for like 3-4 years.
Fucking joke.

>>132961593

Because this is the best timeline.

This is great

>>132961814
I can't speak to the other branches, but in the Navy E-7 is NCO and in the Marine Corps E-6 is NCO.

The earliest anyone has ever been promoted to E-7 in the Navy is 7 years. And their shit is usually so hot they box it up and use it to fuel submarines.

>>132942956
Rotor wash combined with already strong winds is worse from his position - ie it's bouncing off the airframe.
The other marine is standing near cockpit

>>132941154
Trump was in military school you ignorant nigger, he knows more than you do.

>>132960915
>superior picks up your hat and berates you for then winds fault

"lol I'm getting chewed out by a Chair Force General, literally tasting my own blood biting my tongue trying not to laugh"

>>132961371
>He's an E-4 Lance Corporal
>They pin stripes on him and he becomes an E-5 Sergeant

E-X is paygrade, it generally comes with rank (ie responsibility) but this isn't always the case

Lowest E-1 = buck private
Highest E-9 =Sergeant Major

The Caveat is, at least in the Army, E-4 can be a Specialist or a NCO. Years back they allowed Specialists to increase in paygrade up to like E-7 while still remaining lower enlisted. Then the army realized that was bullshit and with greater pay comes greater responsibility, so all those Specialist E-5 through E-7's became NCO's and had to actually do stuff

A similar O-X system is used for officer ranks.
O-1 being Butterbar LT on up

>>132963149
Just imagine being a Sham Shield Specialist making E-7 pay, that's basically multiple doctorate tier expertise in shamming out.

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>>132963149
Makes sense. Thanks for the non meme reply.

>>132963149
Whoops a Lance is an E-3, and the most common rank in the USMC. E-4 Corporal is the first NCO rank.
In the Army E-4 Specialist is the highest lower enlisted rank, and the most common rank besides E-5.
The lowest NCO rank - Corporal, shares the same paygrade, E-4, with Specialists

>>132940405
>>132940405
I love President Trump. He truly cares about this country and our armed forces. What a fucking based commander in chief we have.

>>132963278
That dude has perfect teeth from his daily dental appointments.

>>132953053
Jesus fucking christ. Does it matter? Marine history and tradition is like Warhammer 40K getting crossed with the Zelda timelines. You can't make top or bottom of fucking anything.

>>132952333

Move the "Trump Assaults Marine" more in the middle. Or add something in front of it like;

Unpresidential: Trump Assaults Marine

Can someone make a gif of that vs Obama's infamous latte salute?

That would be fucking amazing

>>132964827
I've never seen it

>>132941233
please kek make this happen

>>132965040
http://video.foxnews.com/v/3802791925001/?#sp=show-clips

>>132965273
Wow, the difference between Obama and Trump are black and white

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Did it myself using my shitty gimp skills

plz someone do better

>>132951002
Pls clap

>>132942956
>They're wondering why the fuck CPL schmuckatelli's cover is flying across the tarmac and the other marine's isn't.

This. Arguing this shit is pointless since it's no doubt getting sorted.

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>>132940784
>an ill geriatric disrespecting a marine.
How about ya shut up ya fat cunt.

>>132952333
>/pol/ created fake news to frame CNN for being fake news.
Pottery.

>>132941042
Kek

>>132965066
>>132941233
checked

>>132952695
That should swap dog for moose.

>>132938407
Someone should shoop in a MAGA hat

>>132942849
if the Trump didn't give him shit for him, no one will.

>>132952333
Fucking gold please spread

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>>132952333
checked

>>132949993
>Tingling annoyance
It's the jealousy man, you should work on it. It's not healthy. I'm saying this for your own good.

>>132959391
Because his dad built a business from the bottom up.And then he took that successful business and made it even more successful. The kind of character it takes to do that makes you a winrar at life.

>>132960712
HNNNGGHH!

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>>132941042
my fucking sides

>>132941016
>FUck! FUCK! FUCK! My COVER JUST BLEW OFF MY FUCKING HEAD IN FRONT THE FUCKING PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WHILE ON CAMERA! I AM SO FUCKED! DAMN IT All TO HELL! I SHOULD HAVE GONE TO LAW SCHOOL!!!1!!

>>132938407
BUMP

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>>132952333
unpresidented!

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>>132938407
wowww

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>>132941042
look at my african american, isn't he the best? we got the best african americans

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>>132941042

>>132945974
>top
>laid back
pick one.

>>132965419
Made me laugh cunt

>>132951583
>Presidents are civilians

>>132941095

Not Millfag, just a FAG, and an asshole. He was out of REGS because the wind blew his cover off you fucking dicklick.

Not his own choice. A HELICOPTER BLADE was spinning over his head. And he STILL kept his bearings and knew NOT to salute out of uniform.

THAT is a Marine. YOU are a fucking QUEEF

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>>132941042

HOORAH

>>132958114
>bartender drops a glass
>AYYYYE FREE DRINKS
Irish bars are great

>>132941993
>fighting for kikes
Joining the military these days just makes you a welfare queen(unless you've seen combat)
Fact

>>132940405
Trump is a legend

>>132953685

t. CNN

>>132945591
>I was only pretending my hair was retarded

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