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>>132775550
Why are you giving away your DNA to a corporation? Your level of retardation is certainly impressive.

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>>132776499
Here, take this i assume you know how to make a hat. Make sure you dont tear it with your edge tho

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>>132775550
Irish are inside out niggers and only red headed women look good with red hair.

>>132776974
Well lucky me I dont have red hair

>>132776974
>red headed women look good with red hair.

>>132777361
>hair dye

>>132776499
The only people that complain about DNA tests are the ones who know their tests are going to have shitskin DNA and are insecure about it

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>>132776499
>Carlin quote
Back to r eddit.

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I don't understand where my British ancestry is

>>132777692
inches away from purity friend, inches

>>132776499
I bet you have fingerprint id enabled on your phone you faggot.

Why are tou giving your search history to corporations? And passwords?

Why are you storing your money with banks that ruin you life?

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>>132776820
Absolutely no possible way giving my genetics away to a private corporation could end up backfiring for myself or my children. The possibility for a corporation to patent my genetics simply doesn't exist. Corporations that test DNA for retarded individuals like myself destroy all their data and never sell that data to another entity.

You should go back now >>>/lgbt/

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>>132779317
wtf are you even saying

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>>132779835
Use you intelligence. Free your mind from your limited world view and experience and think about the consequences of not only your rash decision to give away your genetics but about encouraging others to jump off the same genetic cliff as you have.

I took it, 99.2% Northwestern European (48% British/Irish, 18% German, 25% Broadly northwester, ... and 0.6% west african, 0.3% Asian, 0.1% Ashkenazi)

>>132775550
hello pajeet

Did any of you get Halplogropus?

R1B here, They tell me I'm a Saxon.

>>132781846
>>132781346
You are not a Saxon, you are a mutt with African DNA

>>132783573

LOL. You probably have as much. Besides, at least we know how to handle migrants.

In a few years most of you will be 1/4 muzzi

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>>132778359
Weird maybe you dont have any. Sucks how it says "Western Europe" instead of being able to give you an in depth analysis. I'm pretty sure all of my WE dna is French.

>>132784588
Ignore him, kek gives no DÜBS to faggots who think calling someone a European mutt is a bad thing. They're just angry they spent 100$ and found out they're an inbred with almost 100% of some shit country.

>>132786599
well I've researched my family tree and know all my great-great grandparents pretty well

6 were born in England, 9 were born in Wales and 1 was born in Italy

I thought I would have some distant European and Irish ancestry but so much? My family history suggest I am at least 90% British

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>>132775550

>>132788007
>007

You're British enough friend, but try taking a 23andme test in case you get different results.

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Caucasus are included as Middle Eastern, which is where my 19% Middle Eastern comes from.
Either way, it looks like I might be ~20% shitskin + ~80% second tier (west + north being first tier) european.
I'm white passing irl -- pale skin, etc.

I took this one too.
66% Europe West
15% Ireland
5% Great Britain
~5% Iberian Peninsula
~5% Scandinavia
~3% Italy/Greece
~1% Finland

Pleased to discover that I am 100% European.

>>132775550
what website is that?

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>>132775550
And i'm more neanderthal than 89% of 23&me users.

Eat it darkies.

>>132790767
what percentage are you? I am 3.2% Neanderthal according to 23andme

>>132786599
> Native American
> <1%
SCALPED

>>132790432

>100% European
>leaf

cringe

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>>132790885

Sorry, more Neanderthal than 87% of customers.
>4% or less Neanderthal DNA

>>132791156
What, are you jealous that the majority of American "whites" can't say the same?

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>>132791036
*blocks your path*

ehh gimme fire water or you'll get stuffed whitey

>>132791427

If you're going to try and LARP as a European you can at least change your flag first

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>>132791209
I will name my first son after you.

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>>132777692
>>132778359
>>132786599
>>132788110
>>132789687
>>132790767
>>132791209
You guys are retarded. Paying a private corporation to peek at your DNA and giving them full ownership rights over anything cool they discover.

First, how do any of you even know that the results you get are the real results and not some randomly approximate shill crap.

Two, the government already has your DNA sequenced and on file so they will certainly know if you are special or just a pleb normie so why bother?

Three, you fucktards actually paid a shill company connected with (((google))) to run your DNA? Hahahaha you fucking idiots, oh man, what fucking losers.

>>132792825
>reddit spacing

>>132792825

Darkie detected.

To the furnace with you.

>>132788110
polakest most person ever.

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99% European!

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>>132792938
>>132793028
Fuck off unter [[[ shills ]]]. I'm more human then you tards will ever be.

>>132789687
Do you also have pink nipples and visible blue/green veins in the wrist?
Were you born with light hair, light eyes, pale skin, soft hair?
Asking for the science.

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>>132792825
1. Take off your tinfoil hat or go back to /x/
2. I found family members whose last name I had forgotten
3. How are they running my DNA?

>>132793746

>that 1%

OOGA BOOGA

>>132793802
Yet you're too poor/stupid to prove that

kill yourself nigger

What are your haplogroups lads? For me;
R1b1b2a1a1d - paternal
H1 - Maternal

>>132793746
>wew

>>132775550
>Scots
Congrats, you're a fucking nigger

>>132794038
>>132794178
>giving your personal most private information to a private corporation

Gee....I don't know, what can fucking go wrong?

>>132793746
fucking nigger

>>132794534
Burden of proof is on you faggot

>>132794793
You are a fucking idiot. Don't worry, more shit will come and it's only a matter of time. Once you are in, there is no way out.

>23andMe has managed to amass a collection of DNA information about 1.2 million people, which last year began to prove its value when the company revealed it had sold access to the data to more than 13 drug companies.
>https://www.technologyreview.com/s/601506/23andme-sells-data-for-drug-search/

>>132793746
Ancestors must have been Maghrebi Jews then

>>132795279
None of this implies anything bad though you fucking stupid americuck. You really are a hypocritical fucking waste of space.

KYS nigger

>>132775550
if only you had some sw*dish genes, youd be as pure of a genetic cuck as they come

>>132793912
>>132793912
Yes to everything except the obvious shitskin giveaways (eye color).
I have brown/reddish hair and brown eyes.
I have pink nipples, visible veins in the wrist, pale skin, and soft hair.

>>132794238
R-M269 L-23
X2c1

>>132779317
Are you implying they will use it to generate more offspring? That's still a net positive on the evolutionary scenario, and you get to check your roots.

How do I edit my genes and bodies to become Anglo?

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>>132775550
Does /pol/ have the warrior gene?

>>132796544
Why? Georgians are white people. Europians originated from the place anyway

>>132777361
Kek

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>>132775550

100% spaniard here... or so I though

>>132793746
Sorry but you have to go back to Africa son

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>>132797820
5.1% judio

>>132797988

Atleast not sephardim (sandnigger) but ashkenazi (european)

>>132786599
>America
>Low confidence region

My thoughts exactly

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I found out my mom cucked my dad because of this test... got ROMA'd by some Italian guy apparently.

>>132796713
I have my dna raw data, know any good sites to run it through?

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>>132797105
We are not white, we are closer to Iranians. European only partly originated here, mostly Southern Euros are the ones that still have substantial amount of our genes.

I don't know, I don't really like that much how my face looks, I want to be superior Briton master race.

>>132798087
Lol still a (((kike)))) you're the chosen one my son

>>132776499
>>132792825
Even worse, these retards are posting this shit on 4chan
It's like you want the feds to know exactly who you are and what posts you made.
Like why would you fucking abandon anonymity on 4chan of all places?

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>>132798358
T. Azeri rapebaby

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>>132794520
Who the fuck does this nigger think he is?

>>132794063
>>132794633
north africa isnt black in general

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>>132795935
KEK

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made all the way to the west coast

>>132798540
No, I'm pure western Georgian. what's the racial advantage of being Georgian over being Briton?

Keep in mind Ancestry calls anything inside that potato shape as Irish. They should call it Gael-Celt or something not nation-statey.

>>132798334
Promethease is a good one. Or just use SNPedia and look at your raw data yourself.

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>>132798371
>It's like you want the feds to know exactly who you are and what posts you made.
Too late to care about that. USA has something similar but its locked down and hard to get access to.

http://theindustry.yuku.com/since-1984-nhs-uses-babies-blood-for-secret-dna-da-t2933.html

>>132795935
>None of this implies anything bad though you fucking stupid americuck.
Wow, further proof that weak betas are also dumb as brick and can't fathom to consider all possible outcomes, good and bad. You are literally the epitome of the meme "weak men create shit times which create strong men". Your beta, weakling, faggot way of thinking is the archetype of beta, weakling man. But hey, since it's a force of nature, as a strong man I must thank you for giving me shit to fix, repair and rebuild. Don't worry shittard, in a decade thousands will know my name and what I've done for the world while you'll just be another pathetic pissant jerkbaiting over your self righteous smug points of view.

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>>132775550
Really freaked me out because my great-great-etc... grandfather came over on the Mayflower.

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>>132775550
Irish Aryan here

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Am I white bros?

>>132802272

>italy
>iberian peninsula
>white

lol

>>132802272
>100% european
>white

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>>132802186

JEW!

>>132786599
Go to GEDMatch.com and upload your results there. It'll give breakdown by chromosomes, can even trace you back to hunter gatherer tribes.

>>132802516
>>132802590
shit.

>>132775550
What do you look like? Do you actually have Scottish heritage?

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>>132799581
Nothing, caucasian are superior towards angl*s.

I'm getting mine back in like a week. All I know is that I am Czech and Italian

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>>132802797
what's wrong goy?

>>132799581
Not sure, but your rugby is improving a lot.

How's your Northern Ireland doing?

>>132786599
Also there's no such thing as "French dna". France is a fucking nation state that was created at some point in history, do you really think most ethnic French even have the same dna? Poltard thinking about dna is completely retarded, you're equating a nation state with genes.

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>>132803671
forgot pic

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>>132803749
I have French ancestors, from these areas.

What am I?

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>>132803757
Kill them, together with osset*ans

>>132803967
Go to gedmatch if you have dna results, it can break you down even up to your hunter gatherer ancestry.

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>>132803990
I heard the ruskies put up a fence or some shit, realistically speaking, what's going to happen?

Also, that pic
>pic related

>>132804192
Realistically it's georgian ground still, it's just occupied. Abkhazia region has majority georgian people living and minority are abkhazians. I don't think anything is going to change, only way i see the regions re-uniting is that russia will have a revolution, or if there will be a new government placed

>>132803671
Rugby is meaningless, our future and present hopeless. I spend my life complaining about commies, but now when I look at things left to us I understand that we were better during Stalin, Capitalism is a meme and it destroyed us.

>>132775550
Is this 23andme? Friendly reminder it's a literal data mining company

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>>132805265
It could be worse

>>132805265
The other way around you dumb nigger

>>132805453
That is Ancestry.com

>>132775550
why would i give my genetic information to the jews?

>>132806363
they both are. They all are. They're all owned by jews too.

>>132806363
Calicolabs is a google subsidiary. When you look at their employees, they're all jews.

>AncestryDNA and Calico to Research the Genetics of Human Lifespan
https://www.calicolabs.com/news/2015/07/21/

>>132806677
23&me was started by the wife of (((sergey brin))). she's modern orthodox jew. Her sister runs youtube

>>132775550
Man, you guys.... Man oh man, your DNA you guys... You all get... Nipped.... Con'd...

But, there's place where you can find somethin, they go ass a little into the mix if they find you're White Nationalist then they get the results back and bam, they drop out of their army that's SOME, DNA places but anyhow who cares the pictures with NASA could have been weeks ago and the thing Pence is holding could be Project Mustard Seed.

>>132775550
Potato nigger

>r1b l21 master race
>99.9% northern European
>.1% Altai mountains tribesmen

So close.

yes
it's nice knowing i'm 0% nigger & 0% jew