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I am being paid by CNN to post bullshit to 4chan they can report on

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Expect several false flag type posts daily. No one understands how this site works. I'm gonna post some shit and CNN will report on it as if you said it. They believe this is a battle they can win 100% thanks to this tactic. It is rolling out within the next 3 business days.

If you call me a bad name I'll actually try to make a convincing post. So don't be mean to me ITT famalams.
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>>132655676
Were dinosaurs real?
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>>132655676
bump
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>>132655676
So you're saying we should post all our rare merchants non stop during the inevitable traffic bump CNN is going to give us? What's the next step of their master plan?
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How does it feel to be judas?

Not even talking as if you were a part of the pol hivemind. Even if you are new or t_d you're still betraying your people by working for zog
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>>132655676
>If you call me a bad name I'll actually try to make a convincing post.

Shut the fuck up you raging asshole.
CommunistNeetNibbler can't win this fight because they are fucking stupid, and so are you.

Now get the fuck out of my internet before I stop being nice about it, faggot.
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>>132655676
By Abū al-Qāsim Muḥammad ibn ʿAbd Allāh ibn ʿAbd al-Muṭṭalib ibn Hāshim, praise be His Name, do you think the Sharia should be the only law in every country?
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>>132655972
Post some good redpills that go down easy. The thing that convinced me was Pastor Steve Anderson saying the Holocaust didnt real. Your mileage may vary.

>>132656035
I'm a new convert, see above, and I want to see of I can get away with giving a heads up. Don't be mean to me.
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>>132655676
>shadman
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>>132656387
Why would CNN need to bait for shit to report? You are a larping faggot that needs a hobby
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>>132655676
Post moar smutty Wendy's grils
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>>132655676
I refuse to believe they can be this retarded.
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Kek is going to burn you himself, Shadilay faggot
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> No one understands how this site works
You can start be not posting /ck/ meme's on /pol/.
Also, Please hire me to shitpost, I could use the money.
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>>132655676
>I'm gonna post some shit and CNN will report on it as if you said it.
What's already here isn't controversial enough?
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Lets pretend that we re tolerant
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CONTACT CNN'S SPONSERS-

TIME WARNER
AMAZON
MCDONALDS
DELL

Ace Hardware
Audi
AT&T
BMW
Dell
Expedia
Exxon Mobil
Hilton
Lexus
Marriott
McDonalds
Men's Warehouse
Michelob
Microsoft
Panera
Sleep Number Beds
Stella Artois
Tempurpedic
Whole Foods

BOYCOTT THESE FAGGOTS. EMAIL THEM AND LET THEM KNOW YOUR DONE BUYING THEIR SHIT
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>>132657042
No, OP is a LARPing faggot who can't even make up a good story.
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>>132655676

I'm also a black millionaire with a 13 inch penis. Im a hillary supporter thats impregnanted over 200 white woman against their will.

I also collect welfare.

I can play the concern troll game aswell. It's fun. :^)
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>>132655676
OH NOES ITS THE INTERNET HATE MACHINE
BRB BLOWING UP SOME VANS

This will work about as well as that fox affiliate broadcast from a decade ago.
/pol/ is a board of peace.
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Nothing new, Zoe did the same thing during GG.
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>>132655676
Can confirm OP. You guys are so fucked you don't even know. You think YOU are the "sleeping bear"? Haha sure thing losers. Enjoy what you have while you can. The end is now beginning for you.
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>>132655676

If you have any proof, you'll blow this thing wide open.

So show us.
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Bump. I wouldnt doubt shit like this. CNN is as corrupt as it gets.

By the way if youre reading this, CNN: Fuck you commie bastards.
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>shadman
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>>132655676
We will spread sharia among you cum skins. your wives and daughters will be burstting out babies so much their bodies will die from the strain of so much childbirth. you little boys will be castrated and giving to every devout muslim and muslim ally to day with as they please. And you cumskin men, you will wish for death. we have perfected castrating you withou much blood loss or shock and after that a hammer and rod through your nostril and we take your will to fight. you will be our slaves and every child your women and daughter creates will be slaves with you. your time is coming. the EU was just the start.
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>>132657042
>>132656631
Hi brainlets. No one cares about generic controversial statements. My purpose is about threading a specific narrative. Also I'm not exactly expensive.
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ERIN BRUNETT COME GET THIS DICK
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>>132657486
So give us some juicy details, faggot. I'm bored, give me something to think about.
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>>132657486
>Also I'm not exactly expensive.
how much are they paying?
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>>132655676
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yeah we've had that tried before.

Ill call you a good name. Cunt is good

actually, I do have a question. what does CNN hope to accomplish with it? you say they believe they can win this battle. What would that 'win' look like? their ratings go up again? Their viewers forget that they dox and extort people who practice wrongthink? what is 'the win'?
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>>132657486
And what do you hope to accomplish that legions of shills didn't

Furthermore why would CNN pay you to do this instead of making shit up like they always do
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>>132657715

it makes for a screenshot they can show. so they don't have to use a video game code to show russian hacking. they can get an actual screenshot with timestamp
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>>132655676
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>>132655676
Im currently in a "HAPPENING" Thread where the OP is talking in circles and wont post links
is this you fags?
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>>132657486

Tell me how I can sell out on my principles to fund my shitlord lifestyle.
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>>132657814
Well, if that's the best idea they can come up with then good luck I guess.
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>>132655676
I kind of doubt CNN has the understanding or will to bother attempting something like this. It seems like something a zealous intern would propose but not something that would actually get budgeted. Can you explain the hierarchy? Who do you report to?
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>>132657661
About 35k with some benefits. No dental though. That was what really did it for me. That and the fact that the Jews lied about the Holocaust. I started going to church again and am looking into doing some work for them after leaving this job.

Christ really did save me from being a leftist shit head.
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>>132656631
> Also I'm not exactly expensive.
How much to tongue my anus?
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>>132655676
Try to convince CNN that /mlp/is a group of terrorists.
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>>132658002
>leave the jew only to go right back to him
you better not be catholic because if you are you just played yourself.
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>>132658055
one nigger
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>>132656908
Sorry anon your over qualified, slam your head in a door for five or so days and then send them a resume.
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>tfw to intelligent to fall for false flags
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>>132657042
>What's already here isn't controversial enough?
We need a new goatse meme, real vomit inducing stuff, I can't think of anything especially since they revere merkel
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_0qHRwU_sQ
>Do you even bait m9?
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Hey cnn,do i apply the cream clockwise or counter clockwise onmy tender inflamed booty hole.
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>>132657132
Keep fighting the good fight Anon, we love you man!
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>>132656387
>new convert
>don't be mean
fuck off retard
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Guys I also work for CNN. I'm at the office now (on coffee break) but can confirm OP is a faggot.
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>>132655676
A good chunk of the board already knows. They've actually been hitting the board since yesterday. Tons of threads filled with inexplicable "we should murder these cunts and rape their families amiriteguise pRAISE KEK!!! LOL" etc.
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>>132658602
nice going famalan
you made me chuckle
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>>132658461
Just more rape pepes. Too graphic to show on tv so they won't even bother mentioning them.

Merkel or sturgeon would be good candidates
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>>132657486
What is the specific narrative you are spinning? Will you try to justify war with Russia and/or Iran while shilling US alliance with Saudi Arabia and Israel?
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>>132655676
>from CNN
>posts /aco/ shit on /pol/
get out, nobody will take you seriously no matter what you do
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>>132658186
A whole intact nigger? Can it be a bit broken?
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>shadman
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This is now a Saber Thread
Normies get out.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>132657814
Seeing as a lot of threads aren't archived and Photoshop is a thing this is some weak ass excuse.
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Jews know they are really the Satanic seedline and not Israel.
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>>132658981
Break one, it becomes two.
Nogger always win.
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>>132658823
Okay that's too fucked for words! I spit my bloody tea across the room!
I feel sorry for the jocks, no wonder half are mincey meat spinners
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>>132655676
I will never understand american drama.
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>>132659007
>not liking shadman
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>>132658002
This reminds me of the scene in Fight Club when it turns out the cops he goes to are also in on Project Mayhem
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>>132659444
Thats why Macron is your leader.
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>>132655676
Why would CNN pay anybody to shitpost when we will do it for free?
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>>132655676
>4D LARP thread
Another one?
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>>132659642
I was looking at that old meme yesterday.
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>>132655676
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>>132655676
Wow, what a genius tactic! That is really gonna fuck us up.

>Implying at least 80% of posts publicized in media outlets from 4chan were not posted to 4chan by the author reporting on them.

How would this effect 4chan at all?
Why would they need to make fake posts when you can find terroristic threats on here daily.

Also a reminder to new fags that the US government can petition 4chan owners to release you IP information if you make a terrorist threat which they think is credible.
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>>132655676
It won't work and I'll actually tell you why

I know your zog masters have no idea how this site works, but we do. And ever since the election, we've had constant and nonstop barraging by shareblue, reddit, antifa groups, CTR, and the literal fucking CIA. No I'm not kidding. We see it. Believe it or not, when you are not anon and you post, you stick out like your head was on fire. There's no chance of subversion, either, in a constantly rolling forum.

We've seen this shit before. Do they really think they're the first ones to try the "Oh well just post something bad there and we'll report it, that'll work!" before? Do they really not know how the internet works, or how easy it is to "backtrace it" and your consequences will never be the same?"

For every bullpen of chinese, indian and low paid idiots pumping out their bosses's chosen narrative, there is an army of anon on 24/7 just waiting to catch your shit.

Dude, be smart, cause if you're not LARPING, you'll be out of a job soon. Tell them to literally just lay fucking low.

Jesus. It's like they've never done this before but since literal spooks do their reporting now I know it isn't.
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>>132659128
Ok
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>>132660060
Im in the EU and muslim. come at me bro. your cumskin fake president cant touch me with his little hands
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>>132656768
Pay closer attention, my dude.
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>>132660247
My president is as black as your flag retard.
Go away
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>>132655676
then you are a shill shill
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>>132655676
>Expect several false flag type posts daily.
Saw a ton of abysmal quality anti-trump bait on /b/, was this you guys?
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>>132655676
YOU absolute SWEETIE poster! DO you EVEN understand WHAT mumbo JUMBO you've GOTTEN yourself INTO? Here WE don't HAVE any RULES, you CAN expect YOURSELF to BE met WITH a HUGY-PUGY arsennal OF sweet JOKES, hot COOKIES, nice AND dandy POSTERS! We'll COMFORT you WHILE you're BEING flooded WITH supportive E-MAILS, strategic DDOSES preventing YOU from ENTERING offensive WEBSITES and HAVE a GREAT time!
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>>132655676
>next 3 business days
bait
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>>132655676
drumph btfo
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Now is the time to buy stock in 4chan everything they touch turns to gold while they keep throwing gas on their burning building
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didnt hitler use false flags tho?
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>>132655676
>I'm gonna post some shit and CNN will report on it as if you said it
Yeah, because we're too sensible in our posts. Not like there's any shocking opinions on this board.
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>>132655676
>No one understands how this site works.
This thread is going to enforce that idea, random comments shitlords shitting on other shitlords anime just because.
If this gets published normies are going to think your retarded for thinking this is some dangerous well organized place.
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>>132656387
Don't say "convert" you moron, it is absolutely laughable. You jus understood something about the world around you, in the light of new evidence presented to you
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Doubt you can post anything to make us look bad that hasn't already been posted basically every single day.
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>>132655676
4chan is a website known for rampant unashamed pedophilia and school shooters
How the fuck are they gonna make us look worse in the public eye than we already do?
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>>132660247
We will kill you somali زنجي also. you were are slaves once and cumskin slaves after but you both will be slaves to allah and the devout.
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>>132658002
>35k a year

hey, that's not bad
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النمور يجب أن يموت النمور يجب أن يموت النمور يجب أن يموت النمور يجب أن يموت النمور يجب أن يموت النمور يجب أن يموت
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>>132655676
CNN doesn't give a shit about 4chan. This is the lamest, most reddit "happening" I've seen in my years here.
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>>132660060
al-Abīd
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>>132655676

Making 4chan look worse. Good look CNN.
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I hope you along with all of the mainstream judepresse are taken to a fema camp and killed off
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Make it about cartoons
go on, take /co/ and burn it at the stake
nothing of value would be lost
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>>132655972
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>>132655972
We need to be strategic. For the next week /pol/ becomes Yuri Bezmenov central

Fucking Spam CNN with Yuri Bezmenov videos and ask them why they don't broadcast his videos on air
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>>132655676
>shadman
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>>132655676
Uh, I just want to see more Wendy's pictures. Are frosties still just 50 cents?
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>>132666629
checked
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>>132667397
Sorry anon there .99 cents now
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>>132657473
Ok
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4chan has been swarmed with paid shills for about a year now.

CTR.
Shareblue
JIDF
FBI
NSA
Cyveillance
Literally every intelligence organization listed in this post:
>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/24823535/#q24823769
Russians.
Democrats.
The Trump Campaign.

W/L Record: Shills: 0 / 4chan: 50+

CNN is just the latest to take on the Hive Mind that is /pol/

Lets boogie CNN
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>>132655676
Please report on me, robosex is the future
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>>132656681
The patricians post
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>>132657132
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>>132666629
quads checked? either way, this is a plan.
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>>132655676
YOU TELL THOSE CNN BASTARDS I AM COMING FOR THEM
AND WHEN I GET THERE
I AM GOING TO GIVE THEM A BACK RUB AND MAYBE TOUCH THEIR BUTTS
THEN I AM GOING TO GO HOME AND THINK ABOUT THEIR BUTTS WHILE TOUCHING MYSELF
And there is nothing CNN can do about it.
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CNN are bad and you should feel bad for taking their shekels. But it's not like it will actually work so I suppose you will still have neutral karma
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>>132656387
look mom a faggot
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>>132669097
the real wendy could have been cute if she lost weight
I mean she is 56 and looks good for her age
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>>132655676
So - you're being paid to samefag and then take screencaps?
Where are the proofs and where do I apply.
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>>132672770
Solid 5
Would rump pump
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>>132659258
Why would they go through the trouble of Photoshopping a post when it's far easier to just post it themselves, and get a bunch of replies, which might be what they're looking gor in the first place? I don't believe OP but man you come off as dense.
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>>132672770
I met her, her and her father used to come to my store in Hyannis Ma. We did a thing for adopted kids because apparently Dave Thomas was adopted.
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>>132655972
CRASHING THIS WEBSITE,WITH NO SURVIVORS!!!!!!111ONE!!!
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>>132655676
>shadman
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>>132655676
shadman's art is so bad that it's jarring, I find it hard to look at. he should stick to being a drug dealer or whatever trashy Swiss people do
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>>132663696
bro your book is a lie Christ is coming back and all you feral Arab fucks are going back into slavery where you belong
enjoy what little time you have left Ishmael
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>>132674683
t. weeb who is indocrinated to think that everything non-anime is tantamount to dog shit on his boot heel

Shads stuff is more aesthetically pleasing than nip scribbles fetishising Euro eye shape
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this would only work if CNN is paying OP to post this so they can report that OP is a paid shill from Russia attempting to frame them.
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>>132655676
Bump. Someone include me in the screencap
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>>132655676
Like the other anons said, we've been raided before. We know what's up.

Thanks for the heads up though anon. Any other intel you can pass along? Also, are you in one of their buildings? A man on the inside would be a game changer
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>>132673504
Have you read this thread waiting for one of us to say anything of note that's not shitting on each other could take forever.
When you could shop whatever you want in seconds.
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>>132668132
>>132671515
You nufaggs are hilarious, lurk more and learn how to appear to be summer faggs at least.
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>>132669097
M-moar senpai?
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>>132678915
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>>132655676
Why are you telling us this?

Also

Union of the Mediterranean
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>>132655676
Is that shad? Holy fuck I love his art
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>>132655676
>I'm gonna post some shit and CNN will report on it as if you said it.
But that's exactly how this site works. It is as accurate to report anything said by anyone on /pol/ as being "the views of /pol/." There is nothing devious or underhanded about that tactic. It is pure honesty, and 100% accurate reporting.

There is no bar to entry, and we're all anon. All statements, no matter their content or who makes them, are completely equal.
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>>132678915
jesus christ what hole did you dig that pic out of? that shit is fucking ancient.
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>>132674683
>Swiss=Mountain Jews
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>>132679495
I think he meant he's going to shill post some really awful shit to make it seem like CNN are the good guys here
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>>132679542
Dropbox
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>>132668628
No idea why I find these so aesthetically pleasing.
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>>132655676
Why, 4chan does it itself
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>>132679777
I understand perfectly well that that is what he meant.

The voice of /pol/ is nothing more than the posts made on it, anonymously. No one post is more /pol/ than any other.

He can shitpost on behalf of CNN. And /pol/'s views, insofar as they exist, include shitposts by CNN contractors.

As if what, contrarian and intentionally offensive shitpostts were outside the standard operating parameters of /pol/?
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>>132679966
Fuck you anon. I was almost a month into No Fap. Now I really need to fap
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>>132680171
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>>132680143
I know. Although if people are posting threats against CNN personnel on here, I wouldn't be surprised if the board got shoahed for a while
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>>132680465
That would truly be the darkest timeline. /pol/ would escape containment and begin infecting other boards. It would be horrible.
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>>132680447
Fuck. I really need to get laid
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>>132680171
let the gif posts begin
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>>132680605
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>>132680597
True. But that would spread disorder and chaos among our ranks which is almost certainly what CNN wants
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>>132680652
they're not even hot, I just find them nostalgic at this point. those pics have got to be over 10 years old
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>>132656387
>I'm a new convert, see above, and I want to see of I can get away with giving a heads up. Don't be mean to me.
You are doing good work OP.
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>>132655676
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>>132680801
Ha! You done goofed anon! I just came my pants before I even reached for my benis!
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>>132655676
> I am being paid by CNN
And I'm being paid by a Nigerian prince

> to post bullshit to 4chan
See above
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>>132680866
What ranks? I read CNN. I don't have any enemies and spoiler? Neither do you. Just the comfort of mom's basement.
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I don't like anime but i do have a redhead fetish. hot
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>>132655676
4chins is secretly seeking out HERESY, the shitposting is to just make it seem like nothing important is going on here.
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>>132655676
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>>132680920
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Not the first time
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>>132681117
I mean, you might personally like CNN, but the board is currently at war with them...
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>>132655676
>>132678892

CNN GOING TO WAR WITH US CONFIRMED.

BE READY
>BE ALERT
BE READY
>BE ALERT
BE READY
>BE ALERT
BE READY
>BE ALERT
BE READY
>BE ALERT
BE READY
>BE ALERT
BE READY
>BE ALERT
BE READY
>BE ALERT
BE READY
>BE ALERT
BE READY
>BE ALERT
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>>132681451
Why can't I be that guy?
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>>132681602
AND FOR FUCK SAKE, SCREENSHOT (((EVERYTHING))) SUSPICIOUS.
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>>132680920
gonna have to admit nostalgic isn't a word I'm used to seeing to describe tits.
But it sure as hell got a laugh
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>>132655676
So you're saying CNN Jews are trying to "win" using deception? Misattribution of a quote?

So basically Hitler was right.
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>>132681602
>Taking roleplayers seriously
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>>132673557

Dave was a solid dude.
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>>132680465
>people are posting threats against CNN personnel

Former Buzzkill shitposters now on #fakenewsnetwork's payroll.
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>cnn posting on a cia board full of undercover neet frogs
this will end well
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>>132657132
>Coke is not on the list
Can survive
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>>132673557
That's the entire reason for Dave Thomas Foundation. There's a sign in every store.
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>>132680171

Why are you on /pol then you fucking lackwit
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>>132681718
>not collecting any and all information on CNNposts for when the inevitable falseflags begin
I swear you r/the_donald plebshits are becoming more and more bold every day. I bet you didn't even lurk for three months before posting.
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>>132681451
TUMMY
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Can confirm, CNN production dept is a bunch of Jew faggots...
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>>132658132
Yes, like that is the secret board within a board, and they talk in code. Each pony represent things they hate, one is the jews, or gays. write a narrative how the fan fiction glorifies heroing and whatnot. And this is why white basementy males are so into ponies.
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>>132657473
>try to enter my house
>get shot
I'll be waiting
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I fear no evil.
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>>132681661
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>>132657132
Please do boycott McDonald's especially. For this reason and many others. Like the way the beef is made from ground beef eyeball meat.
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Well. At.leas this will be interesting
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can i get a fukin... uhhhhhh
cnn ridin the byke and putting the stick thru the spokes and sayin lyke uhhhh
trump made me do it
or something to that effect without cursing
i really wanna see the 4d chessmaster tweet that one
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>>132655676
I dont care. Just post more Shad please
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>>132655676
OK you guys are great. But if you are a major media company and you are reporting on 4chan. You basically lost. I mean there are some impressive things that happen on this but 99.99999% is total and complete crap. this actually makes me feel sorry for 4chan. Can you imaging getting an ivy league degree, you show up for work, climb your way to the top and then get sent to report on 4chan.
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>>132681725

Dave is our guy
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>>132683290
>Can you imagine getting an ivy league degree and being sent to report on 4chan

Sounds like the dream. Maybe we'll redpill some future professors along the way
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>>132657473

You misspelled White Sharia. The crescent will die. And all your claims of inevitability are just bluster and lies like those of Christians, Commies, and Jews.
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>>132655676
We are going to have an alien false flag soon.
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>>132660060
Just warming up my truck of peace to kill another crowd of londoners. Question should i use my machete or AK to kill the survivors?

Also how do i make nitro-glycerin? Not related but my friend wants to go to a wiggles concert.

Sadiq Khan is my cousins cousins husband , so ill get away with it.
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>>132660247

Your shitskin fake prophet can't do anything either. And you faggots, who can't build anything, are going to be shot by everyone who will kill Islam forever.
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>>132660247

Death to Muhammad!

The God Emperor Trump is the true deity!
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>>132662332

No.

Then again, a filthy commie regularly dors false flags and encourages them.
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>>132681725
He was super interesting, the only billionaire I've ever really sat down and talked with. His advice was run your own business doing something you love.
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>>132663696

The only people getting killed are you shitskin jizzya motherfuckers who fap off to an Allah that doesn't exist or is simply a pimple the the Holy God Emperor Trump forgot to prick out of existence. Your women will be our sex slaves for the coming extermination of Islam by means of White Sharia and the chosen race (European Man) will enslave and genocide the last of you Arab turds from existence.
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>>132664029

Says the paid Democrat shill. Shareblue or Soros must love you sucking his dick 24/7.
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>>132656121
Hate to bother you about this, but you forgot an ʿayin (lmao) in shariʿah bro. I mean, axi.
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https://discord[dott]gg/zNeBkw3
JOIN AGAINST CNN
REEEE
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>>132655676
The artist has no idea how to draw ears.
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>>132680171

How's that going for you? Any changes?
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>>132686598
Like I said. I came before I even touched my dick. Doesn't count as fapping so I didn't break the streak. Suck it faggots
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>>132680973
Kek
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Fuck niggers
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>>132674683
his art is good but obscenely fetisized
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>>132655676
>I am being paid
So then you have evidence right?
You should post it, you could probably get a lot more money from other networks for the scoop.
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>>132655676
OP IS A FAGGOT
be sure to put me in the screencap
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>>132658002
Dude don't work for those kikes get a good job.
Hell go fucking be a pipeline worker or something. Easy work with a good payoff especially when you climb.
Just do anything but the work you're doing
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>>132680171
Keep it up (or down), mate. 14 days (O), 30 days (P) here. I find that I can control my self fine so long as I avoid anything visually stimulating. How's your power level?
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>>132681256
Not an accident...
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>>132655676
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>>132681117
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>>132688115
Power level is over 9000. Yeah, it's the same with me. Just those gifs were too much
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>>132655676
For fuck sakes.. Sage this shit!
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>>132655676
How can I get a cozy shill gig?
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>>132656035
OP, ignore this shit. Whenever it is you realize what is going on and you do the right thing you're a hero in the eyes of god and western culture. This, right now, is your righteous act. Also, brilliant even if you don't work for CNN to post this thread because it can still be brought forth when they inevitably do that story anyway. Your efforts are noted and appreciated.
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>>132678892
>Our reach is much vaster than yours
As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life
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>>132656835
Looks like a normal duct cleaning truck...
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>>132688692

>IP is being traced

Why does this sound so familiar?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PuDWxgIxdc
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>>132655676
LARPing faggot, get a life. Here's the (You) you crave, you filthy whore. Lap it up.
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>CNN has gone from threatening to post their own false flag's personal info to posting personal info of their own employees on an autistic Surinamese sperm donating anime forum in an attempt to bait trolls into performing "hate speech" they can parade around.
Fucking kek. This fucking timeline.
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>>132679966
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>>132688642
>this thread because it can still be brought forth when they inevitably do that story anyway
Have you seen the garbled mess this thread is anime pics of Wendy, No fap trolling, screencap callouts just random shit.
What valuable insight will this provide?That /pol/ has ADHD?
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>>132689777
Uh the fact that OP called it (if this happens)
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>>132689777
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>>132655676

Okay OP. CNN has had a loose association with the truth since the late 1990's, as far as I have seen. I first noticed strangeness with their reporting during the Bush/Gore election and following brouhaha over who actually won. It's a shifty business that went from news organization, to ACTION NEWS ENTERTAINMENT, to propaganda tool of the left wing globalists.

Also Wendy is not for lewd delet.
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>>132690345
>Wendy is not for lewd delet.
wut?
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>>132658823
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME
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>>132689777

getting happened
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>>132689896
if it happens god that would be hilarious if they did use this nonsense post.
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>CNN wants to go toe-to-toe with /pol/

good night sweet prince
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>>132658002
>About 35k with some benefits.
100% telecommuting work?
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Can I ask a question?
How did such an ugly woman like Zoe Quinn spark a revolution?
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>>132690483

I SAID WENDY IS NOT FOR SEXUAL YOU DELET RIGHT NOW
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>>132666629
I'm down with this.
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>>132689216
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>>132663650
>school shooters

in Sam Hyde we trust
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>>132657319
You people are the real bad guys I hope you know that.
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>>132690772
at first I was like
>awhellnaw.jpg
but then I was like
>pic related
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>>132664112
GTFO mudslime, nobody cares about you. Your prophet was pedophile, bi-sexual, cross dressing pussy who had other fight for him.
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>>132668723
that looks more cute than sexy to me
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>>132655972
This. There's plenty of ways to redpill CNN viewers, just throw everything you have at them and see what sticks.
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>>132692805
Ah, the good old days, when one could walk down the boulevard jawing a pipe and holding a double-sized signboard full of antisemitic slurs.
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>>132655676
my side just became good CNN news reports

non-existant

NIGGER PLEASE, you don't need to intentionally post shit on 4chan that CNN can report on negatively
have you seen some of the boards we have on here?
>>>/b/
>>>/d/
>>>/pol?
pretty sure the Op pic will show up at least five times on archive searches on any of the nsfw boards
lurk moar fag, and up your bait game
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>>132672770
I would make love to her just the way she is now. She has a nice smile and millions of dollars.
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>>132655676

Thank's for the heads up space cowboy.
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