/CPD/ CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER GENERAL - Robert Hours

Evening, Roberts.

where is everyone?

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>>132555954
on the sofa, in my house on the side of the road
>hoping for crabby dispatch tonight

>male black all black put a gun to his head

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>playing streets bingo tonight. need to see if there are any duds on the card

>>132555612
time to roll the dice!

>male hispanic urinated on the building
>had a sharp object in his hand
>may be intoxicated

So many machete-related crimes do you think we're going to get tonight?

>>132555612

Evening Roberts.

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/comfy/pd bump. Any action tonight? I'm guessing it'll be a bit slow after the July 4 murderocalypse

>>132556937
how many last night. I remember hearing a string of reports about people getting cut.
also, FINAL SCORE FOR THE WEEKEND!
>90 people shot
>12 of those dead
almost made it to 100, damn

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Hey roberts!! Did I miss anything?

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New Record folks

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>dead nig call in the snatchers

>body removal call
remember Roberts, 90 min, OR IT'S FREE!

Just tuned in. What's she talking about body decomposition for?!

>deceased male black
>5'10 275 pounds

It was the diabeetus, wasn't it?

>>132557335
can i get a gestalt on the murderocalypse. I was out.

Keys checked
Q: Are Roberts issued Tasers?
https://youtu.be/KyrQ3cesM2A
we wuz 'lectrified & sheeit

>>132557562
http://abc7chicago.com/news/102-shot-14-fatally-in-chicago-over-july-4-holiday-weekend/2184156/

Also FBI got carjacked with a bunch of guns and body armor

>>132557562
For the whole holiday weekend

>102 shot
>15 dead
>that may or may not include the dindu with an AK who got put down by the cops
>more fires than I can count
>dude lost half of his head, possibly in a fireworks accident
>multiple machete fights
>male gook dangling a smaller male gook off of an overpass by his feet while a female gook watched

>overdose at the library

At least the nigs use it for something.

What happened to the ambient music on "youarelistening"??

>>132557788
>dude lost half of his head, possibly in a fireworks accident

Did he make the team?

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>>132557758
>>132557788
Chicango niggers ruining the whole state,, check.

>>132557851
it's very quiet right? I ended lowering the radio volume

>heard four gunshots
>then three or four more
>thinks it's a firefight

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>>132556437
Last nights streets bingo

>>132558164
I can't even hear it at all

Heineken is shit confirmed!

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>>132558303
I wasn't sure I heard Addison I marked it but may have been Madison. So I need to remove Woodlawn and Addison. I heard cermak for sure

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>>132557788
Jesus Robert confirms this account. It was a marathon of niggitry. God bless Robert and Adam, Jesus forgives him for not checking his keys. Under sassy, crabby and the innocent cuttie we report, amen.

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good evening roberts

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http://abc7chicago.com/news/cpd-conducting-raids-across-city-in-effort-to-curb-holiday-violence/2181950/

Well done, Robert. Thanks to the crackdown, last night wasn't nearly as eventful as last year's 4th. Sadly, these threads will come to a close if we get what we want. I'm willing to give up comfy free entertainment on the 4th in favor of Robert coming put victorious.

>caller says they have guns, knives and everything

>>132559193
when Chicago ends, the insanity of las vegas begins.

>>132559193

I guess they must have got Morloch nog or he was shot within the last year.

Maybe he swore off pulling people into the sewer.

>just about to say henlo to ROBERTS
>male HIS PANIC chasing somebody with a gun

>>132559643
5'3"

>>132559995
>beanlets
When will they learn?

>hysterical female woke up covered in blood
>they're all hysterical

>>132555612
The best thing on 4chan. If anyone listens to this for any period of time you realize blacks and hispanics need to be exterminated from the face of the planet. The murder and gun crime statistics of chicago don't scratch the surface of how bad these animals really are

Male black wearing backpack crawling in the middle of the street.

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White power Robert should be around soon. I disagree with his ideals but respect him as a man. It's odd how there is a mutant level of respect on the inter-webs.

I'll be logging events soon.

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REAL ROBERT HOURS

>>132560343
bitch prolly had a niglet miscarriage and didnt know she was preggo

>>132560854
I think hispanics are okay :^)

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I'm listing to a few more songs on my play list, but Adam needs to learn how to check his keys.

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>>132561297
fat people problems.

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>>132557758
>Also FBI got carjacked with a bunch of guns and body armor
I really feel sorry for those guys. Wrong place at the wrong time, and all of a sudden your career is in the shitter, and the shitter's clogged. I mean, trying to live that shit down is not even possible. In a hundred years, people in the FBI at least will still remember their names as: "Those dudes who got their dumb asses carjacked; DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!", followed by a mental picture of a frowning Smokey The Bear. Brutal.

>>132561450
it happens to skinny bitches too. basically a low iq problem. there is no way to mistake the feeling of a kid kicking inside you with anything else. feels like you have a creature with dozens of limbs hitting every organ.

>>132561544
checked. Honestly I feel for most FBI as here know as "Fred The fed". Most Freds are good people trying to do a good job...or at least I like to think so. I might not agree with their dog shittyness, but right now they have a job and need the support.

>one of them claims to be a Nuke City Shooter

WE WUZ FALLOUT AND SHIIET

>Nuke city shooter
either a firework or a laser gun

>boyfriend roughed her up, she wants to get her shit
>"Prefect, i like specifics!" < the key to sassy's heart

>list of fireworks and disturbances
>seems calm after last night.
>male black with black back pack crawling in streetm, a few calls on this one.

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>>132561712
confirmed Roberta?

>>132556437
Halsted, Anon, not Halstead.

CHECK YO KEYS!!!

Y'all motherfuckers need to check yo keys.

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>>132555612
BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT? Fuck off with Robert. Tonight is about CNN and destroying them. Not fapping to Robert.

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>>132559633
Yeah, so far this season I haven't heard a single call about a struggling or limp female being dragged into a storm drain. He was probably either caught or killed.

>>132561297

This is probably true.

>>132562517
Newfag, please leave. Everynight is Robert night.

>>132562352
shhh

>Bruce Rauner wants to destroy the loan status of the state by vetoing another budget after the state hasn't had one for 3 years
>He also thinks the catastrophic failures of Kansas going all in on voodoo economics will work great for the Illinois
>Now he has republicans revolting against him.
>Still has more economic growth than Kansas even with a governor sabotaging the state every step of the way.
Rauner is making sure Illinois will remain forever blue.


Wake me when there isn't a report about fireworks.

>>132562643
10-4 : )

>>132562424
ty will fix it when i figure out what to replace the 2 duds with

Male Black has been stealing liquor and attacking random people all day

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>>132557506
Do you think that if the nogs in Chicago knew how much the whole world views them with contempt, they would do anything to change their behaviour? I mean, even the IRA and the assholes in Spain and Colombia have gotten with the tour, but it seems like our melanin-enhanced brothers and sisters just aren't getting the message. Maybe there is some truth to the rumour that blacks are endemically dumber than whites.

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>male or female.. cpd mughsots

>>132562871

much rhetoric he cloaks...

>>132562916
That'll never happen so long as we keep glorifying nigger culture in mainstream music and movies

>car fire on the dan ryan

>>132555612

there's fucking bedlam in chiraq all over.

give me something that can hold any water against that understatement.

>hold up alarm at mat parker residence.

>>132562922
I'm going to guess female because of the softness and size of features. The look in their eyes is emotional too.

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>>132562916
They are incapable

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>>132557625
>cop gets bitch slapped, proceeds to be 100% professional

I'm just waiting for the manufactured outrage over this one.

>8 male blacks drinking and doing drugs
>one clames to be a "nuke city shooter"
>lol wut?!

>>132562703

There's nothing to fix. Your pensions are irreparably out of control. Hiking taxes to kick the can isn't helping your economy. The only reason your aren't bankrupt yet is because of all of the companies in the greater chicago area, once taxes become crushing they'll leave. Your public unions will kill your state. You should look into how much teachers and other public employees make on their pensions and how quickly they vest.

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>>132562517
Then go to one of the dozen CNN breads and get the fuck out of our /comfy/.

>>132562916
They know it and the dems taught them to use the contept as an excuse to behave even worse, to gain votes. That's why they want to make it illegal to criticize Male Black. Because it got out of hand.

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>>132562916
Their language doesn't even have words for them them to understand promises or commitments or fire or past. It's here and now only

>>132562636

>>132563116
correct

>>132563303
Brother, always judge the works of the poster, not the post. You can always tell the true poster.

>unknown racial issues from someone.
tonight is /pol/ invades?

>chair on fire in the alley

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>>132562922

>>132563526
had a nig sleeping on a sofa in the alley this morning. guess a lot of furniture got puked on yesterday and dumped in the alley

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>>132563474
Women are emotional creatures. Men are hard and without feeling Both need each other for reasons the other can't understand.

>photographs of body needed

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I just read Chicago won't be able to open it's schools this fall if a deal isn't made soon. Expect more "kids" on the streets when summer ends. Robert is going to have his hands full.

>THIS FALL
>SCHOOLS OUT

>>132563590
i wanna say female but that peach fuzz mustache makes it hard... guess male

>>132562922
Would bang, although I would make sure she didn't have any potential weapons within reach.

>>132562922

Well, I'd say both.

>>132562922

WOULD HIS PUNANY SMELL LIKE TUMERIC?

>>132563781
its a tough call desu

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>>132563781
>i wanna say female
Then I think you need to talk to someone. Seriously.

>>132563590
I'm going with tranny.

>>132563729
you can divide people by 4 traits. head first, heart first, trees, forest. Heart first people are wired very differently every decision they make is based on feelings and their heart. they are predominantly female. Head first people make decisions based on reason. Forest people only see the big picture and get confused by details. Tree people only sees the trees and are incapable of seeing the big picture..

im head first, tree, details are my bread and butter.... heart first big picture are your bleeding heart libs, they are incapable of seeing what needs to be done and incapable of accepting facts

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Got some lookers here

http://publicsearch1.chicagopolice.org/Arrests?FirstName=&LastName=&CbNumber=&ChargeId=5708&CPDArea=&District=&Beat=

>>132564084

fucking rambunctious lad

>>132563590
I'm saying that's male. The nose and other small facial things make me guess.

Its a female.. or at least her info says she is

>>132562922

>>132564416
ha, weirdly, i wrote 'desu' and the computer auto corrected to desu. i personally never use that word. but hey

>>132564414
is that a giraffe?

>>132555612

Shit has hit the fan. I repeat. Shit became stale.

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Hello Roberts.

Finally finished my /cpd/ video. Looks like the opening credits in Drive. Will upload and post here after it's done rendering.

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>>132564414
Kek

>>132564655
it did it again. 'to be honest' is what i was going for

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>>132564699
>20 yrs old

>>132563301
>Curshing taxes.
>Even with the tax increases, Illinois has lower taxes rates than states like Maryland and Virginia.
>The only way to solve everything is to bust unions!
>Because when you see a worker doing better than you, you should demand they be torn down instead of demanding you be brought up to their level.
>Also take away people's retirement
>Which clearly won't cause a new crisis of older workers who have republicans take away their retirement in order to give money to the rich.
>Better just give massive tax cuts to the rich and corporations to fix the economy!
>Because that worked smashing in Kansas.
You tried, but slashing taxes and spending with a chainsaw doesn't work. And Rauner has shown multiple times that he's not willing to work in good faith with Madigan, Now he has state republicans voting with the democrats. How shitty does your party have to be to have such open defections?

>>132564699
That is one oddly shaped skull.

>two guys trying to steal a bike

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>>132564698
nice

>>132564775
its a filters the gook put in t...b...h.. becomes desu...... f....a.....m becomes senpai

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>what is it

>>132563063
"We"? I think you mean ((("they"))).

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Nips on this one

http://publicsearch1.chicagopolice.org/Arrests/Details/17030614

>>132564698
cool

>>132565056
muddy mae suggins

>>132564392
>this is the part where I say everything you listed is part of "gods plan".
>I also like the metaphor of your head and tree view. never heard it put this way before, I might steal it.

The majority of my reply is saying you are right. However we need every kind to actually function. God designed us to depend on each other.

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>>132564698
Doing gods work Robert

>ten children 10-16 years old running around the lot

>>132565386
Now that's a name

>gold crown vic.driving around shooting paint balls.
>possibly hispanics.

>>132565698

You're never young for crime sweetie.

>>132565154
>No bra
>Nipples clearly visible through shirt
Lol

>owner name is yaya

These fucking names.

>>132555612
Damn lads im going to Chicago in September for a music festival im bretty spooked about going

>>132565056
>70 year old female named jaeny

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HeyJackass just posted an update on this year's numbers via twitter

https://twitter.com/w_h_thompson/status/882803794295246848

>>132565056
That's female. She had teeth removed and the jaw line is reduced due to dentures. She looks sad...sad in a way that makes me think she had better dreams...or maybe saw this coming because it's her 34th time.

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I WANT TO CUM INSIDE SUCY

>>132566153
>shot and killed: up 5.2%

Are they getting more accurate?

>>132566153
>less total shootings
>more fatal ones

Is Male Black learning how to aim?

>>132564875

You're a moron if you think your current pension system is sustainable. I said look into how much they actually make when they retire and quickly it vests. I'm not talking about janitors either. But you won't do this and assume I "want to take people's retirements and give them to the rich" whatever that means. Keep raising taxes and kicking the can. Maybe you can aspire to getting those unfunded liabilities a few hundred billion higher. You can't even fund your current liabilities. I don't care about Kansas, you have problem and it's solution is not to not just keep increasing taxes indefinitely.

Let me guess you're a public employee?

>>132564875
>How shitty does your party have to be to have such open defections

Everyone wants to get reelected which therein lies half of the problem.

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>>132566385

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>>132566338
>>132566385
maybe that cut out that sideways shit. also point blank helps

>>132566147
Confirmed sadness. I somehow think you're just as sad about all this.
>DL coming back to jeka Williams(?) oending suspension

>>132565494
exactly. there are more detail people in the world than there are big picture, i like to say God knew it would take a lot more detail people just to do what the big picture people see.

while we need them all , its very important to see the differences. especially in dating. opposites my attract but they also clash. disaster is complete opposites a heart 1st details with say a head 1st big picture person.
been married 26 years together 30, my spouse is head first big picture. understanding how he sees the world as a big picture helps in our communication and marriage. if i ramble on about something he gets frustrated and only hears the 1st sentence of what i said. so im careful not to give many details when describing something. on a phone call first sentence out of my mouth is exactly what i want.

MALE HISPANIC

>>132563352
sheeit

>>132566407
Worst case is the current system is overhauled, but the Republican's plan of saying 'eat shit, no pensions for anyone, you loss all the money you put in'. Shows you're a retard who wants to make the problem a million times worse. So you not only want to throw the baby out with the bathwater, you want to go outside and stomp the baby to death if its still alive.

>>132566556
Rauner is personally financing a good chunk of the Republicans who are in the state. So the fact they're willing to defy him is bad. The fact that the leader of the Republicans in Illinois is a dead man walking shows that the state, for its fiscal issues, is going to have that all blamed on the Republicans and be pushed further blue in the midterms.

MALE BLACK SPOTTED

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>>132562636
You faggots should take this to a Discord then where you can jerk each other off as you roleplay as Roberts.

And someone referred to this as /comfy/ lol this is /pol/ not fucking comfy couch time.

>>132566843
>love and opposites
it's a balance as with anything else. Loving a person, at least to Robert Jesus is about working together. It's wrong to expect anyone to see the world exactly as you, but common ground is needed.

I don't know you or your situation at all. I can only suggest to follow what you know to be true, and you will know truth by it's acts. In the major scope of life all ll I can do is give you love and respect as a fellow Robert. I'm more than willing to talk more if you can find a way.

>>132567556
>so new doesnt know origin of /comfy/

>>132567556
ok hal tuner, go shoot shoot wet backs at the border.

>oof that was a lot of words

LOL

>false alarm at the louis store.

>>132567662
im almost always in these thread. i took a course by this guy over a decade ago, needed CE credits. really opened my eyes to understanding how we are wired differently and how to reach across and communicate effectively to our opposites
https://www.amazon.com/Dr.-Roger-Parrott/e/B002TKO4D8

>>132567267
>but the Republican's plan of saying 'eat shit, no pensions for anyone, you loss all the money you put in'. Shows you're a retard who wants to make the problem a million times worse. So you not only want to throw the baby out with the bathwater, you want to go outside and stomp the baby to death if its still alive.

When did I say any of that? Typically when company would do this they would grandfather everyone in after a specific date and the new employees would get a 401k or something. There's no reverse Robin hood like in your cuck fantasies. Please fuck off and go back to plebbit.

>>132555612
>suicide by pills
>is in Chicago
They could easily just step outside and be blasted by 20 nogs

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>>132567753

>>132568389
they could at least go on one last adventure.. running thru the streets yelling nigger/spic go home.. fast death and big dose of Adrenalin

>>132568098

Happened that way at Boeing last contract.

>>132568083
>You are now known as Parrot(the bird) Robert.
Good to know you've been around. I wonder if you are the one worried about their person on the train.
God speed to you both if so.

>sister tried to OD via pills. RIP liver function but live.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

>happy birthday Robert

>>132569312
nope, im a cajun.. far away from chicago

Happy birthday Robert

Happy birthday Robert

Happy Birthday Robert!!

>>132569446
One of those kind, feisty. totally fitting for the name now parrot Robert.
>happy birthday Robert!

>>132568098
>Using the stock market for retirement.
Why not just take all their money and flush it down the toilet after every Republican caused recession/depression? Corporations are going to grow sick of Trump's fucking with the markets (His deregulation is hurting more company's confidence than helping.) and shit's going to hit the fan in the winter or spring of next year.

It's just retarded the Republican plan to privatize social security which would have wiped out EVERYTHING in the crash of 2008.

>>132567556

Dick.

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Corrected spelling of halsted, removed Addison and Woodlawn

Male White!! It's a new nemesis!!!

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>couple auguring
>male passed out on the ground
>bar patron refusing to pay the bill

Wow it's mellow tonight, god bless Robert.
>god bless pic Robert who was made.

>he got ahold of some bad drugs
>sweating profusely

>>132570108
In before cardiac related cause of death.

>>132569675

It's what pretty much every non-public employee uses. I guess you're better than everyone else since you're a public employee or more likely some college student faggot from plebbit or /leftypol/. This is the Chicago police scanner thread not the whiney cunt Chicago politics thread.

Fuck off.

>>132570108
>>132570164
>fuck the po po
stole some bad drugs, shit man call the po po

>>132566083
Don't be a pussy and use common sense. It's not a war zone, contrary to what the police scanner suggests. The garbage is contained to a very specific place.

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>Person down
>Husband hit by a car

>>132570406
they don't even know he hopped on the el

>>132569675
it's time to go back

>>132570278
And noticed how they all got buttfucked royally in the Republican crash.

Public unions make sure they don't piss away their money in scams. Don't hate on them.

about 20 mins ago there was a car fire on my street in bridgeport. shit was cool

>>132570294
Nay...Medical services and Robert are not the same. Robert is the brave knight with a sword in the night. The EMS is the unspoken clean up crew sent from the Angels in the hospitals to deliver them gods work.
>Robert sends you to jail
>nameless EMS does their work for everyone.

>>132563352
This shit is fascinating

>>132570573

I'm done debating your naive ass. Fuck off or listen to the scanner.

>>132570762
I accept your surrender.

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>>132570291
I was missing this img. Cheers and thanks much, Robert.

>>132570762
>>132570573
>>132570840
Both of you be nice. We have an unspoken code of /comfy/ here. By all means have fire place discussions as men, keep the negro act out of here.

>while you're welcome
>happy sassy is ...happy : 3

>passenger is stating they don't have money for the ride

>>132570693
i know, but when cops go to assist the ems like just now there is no more fuck da police. My poor son in law is a fireman in a 36% white town. hes more jaded than i am.

>has 12 gauge shell in pocket.. will they charge him with contra band in a correction center.

>>132570573
Hey hey hey now, this is a comfy thread where we listen to niggers chimpout.

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>>132570982
This. Thank you for your service, Robert.

>>132570923
hey no problem robert. the template may have been used before, but i just tweaked it and made the additions myself.

>>132571206
I am in my own creations. It's only a matter of time until I'm just as far gone, only with more debt. Somehow I am drawn to the chaos, who knew it took so much schooling.

>body pick up
>homeless man blocking drive though

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>>132571369
I still need to dig through the rest of my img archive from last year's /csg/. Most are unpolished and rough compared to this year, but they have their own charm.

>check yo fucking radios god damn it don't make crabby bitch slap you

>male slumpt over, caller knocked gave no reaction.

Male Black STRIKES!!

FOOT PURSUIT

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>>132571731
very nice

>she got hit in the face
>bleeding from the mouth

>>132571722
was always a little jaded. but i traveled the country and lived in mostly white areas. when i retired and moved back to my home town is when i realized its hopeless. my small little town that i grew up with doors always unlocked had been infested. HUD built huge complexes to house them after hurricane katrina. my family home i had purchased which has been in my family over 100 years is now ghetto adjacent. i have 8 security cameras in the front and 8 in the back, and 2 large dogs. its sad. (had to do all that after a nig attempted a home invasion at 2am) broke the window on my front door. he ran when he saw my gun, but raped and murdered a lady a week later.

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Real Dark Male Black Zero Hour
who da fuck up
keep it 100, Male Black

>>132572800
>milfy stauts check
I tend to have hope when others don't.

I'll agree that white power Roberts has truthful at times. Sadly I see this as a mindset rather than a person issue. I'm just not sure how to cure someone from wanting to destroy themselves.

>suicide in park

>Playing softball in the middle of the road.
>Setting off fireworks.
It's like the niggers are in a league of their own.

>>132573412
>tfw they have no idea who jackkie robenson is

>>132573412
No need to be salty that they're having more fun than you.

>>132573412
>a league of their own.

They should remake the movie with sheboons in Chimpcago.

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>>132573412
lol i see what ya did there

>>132573532
That was a joke about the movie with that fat slob Rosie. how young are you?

>8 males fighting and throwing crates.
Man I thought Ihad a degree in Niggertry but this is a whole new level of niggering out.

>>132573640
we wuz pro ballers and sheeiit

>>132566083
Going to see some Chicago type music or just happens to be in Chicago?

>>132573681
>8 males fighting and throwing crates.
you are new to this huh?

Guys the link with ambient music isn't working, I'm only getting the radio feed :(

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>>132573640
Still would be more fem than that bulldyke Rosie. Remember when she played a nigger loving retard?

https://youtu.be/uCzrEUKcy9Q

>>132566083
Are you the one who wanted to sleep in your car? Please get a safe hotel and don't die.

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>>132573849
just open another window with soundcloud?

or click on the radio waves radiating outwards to open up the music stuff and try skipping a track/adjusting volume

go advanced Archmage Robert Wizzo edition and set your own soundtrack, dogpound

One or two of these women sound like they'd be good at literotica.

>>132573822
The crates part is hilarious. I'm used to them having nigger rumbles in alleys that get in the double digits but throwing crates just sounds extra chimpy.

Also I love how they start machete fights like the nigs in Africa. Take the monkey out of the jungle but can't take the jungle out of the monkey.

>>132573681
That is not the first crate-related violence we've heard and I seriously doubt it will be that last.

>>132573970
Naw, let him do it. He'll be an example of what happens when you relax around blacks.

>>132574058
We all find our own humor in the face of coonery.

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>>132574058

Niggers are very resourceful, when it comes to fighting something to fight one another with

j/k, dispatch!

"Ah man we just let him go, nah i'm just kidding he's in the station"

Robert's got a sense of humor

>can hear someone outside making her boyfriend strip and stealing his shoes

>>132573388
when you get a chance read
>>132563352
>>132563176

there really is nothing we can do to save them. the best thing we ever did was segregation. it was the closest thing to what they had in africa with tribes. as mentioned in the above they need outside influence to behave even partially human. there is no internalized idea of right from wrong , morality or any desire to do better. its only instant gratification and the here and now.

>>132574497
cuked.

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>>132574497
oh gee, let's see how the plot thickens

>oh sheeeiiiittttt they cleaning up a crime scene.."strong odor of cleaning products"

>strong smell of cleaning products
Won't need the bodysnatchers at that address.

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>>132574720
>>strong smell of cleaning products
>Won't need the bodysnatchers at that address.
oops

>>132574540
I Think these is hope for everyone in the darkest of times, if they want to see it. What is going on is decay of society and evils of their own forms take effect. People black or white have the ability to be amazing until infected with a mental virus.

>>132574720
welp someone cleaned that mess up

>>132573970
I was thinking the same thing. If it's the guy thinking of staying at the walmart pkg lot - don't do it.

>Robert and dispatch have a bit of laughter
>boyfriend went to see what happend
>someone making him strip and is taking his shoes
>not having an assault rifle.

>>132574981
cause and effect plays a roll but you also have to look at the reason for the cause. the 92 crime bill incarcerated more blacks and has now left 2 generations of black males raised with no father figure. But the reason for the 92 crime bill was the gangs killing each other, the crack epidemic and black law makers begging for congress to do something to help them gain control of their districts.

when i was younger if a black mom or dad ditched the kid lived with the grand parents, and grandma didnt take shit, they were some tough old ladies. but now grandmas in the black community are in their 30's and too busy with their own lives to deal with them. so they are left with no parental figures.

i would still have hope if there was anything that could be done to make a difference, but there is no easy fix or even a long term fix other than letting them have their own homeland.

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Just tuned in, could a good robert give me an update of the carnage thus far?

>began to make out with a light pole

>male black followed him
>proceeded to make out with a light pole

This is just getting silly.

>guy made out with lamp pole
>left

>>132575718
Male blacks play softball in streets, 8 were throwing crates, one just made out with light pole after following man from his car to his door

>>132575656
>their own homeland
This would mean black lives matter can get their act together enough to be able to have undisputed calmed land,
>youth of today are more sexual as a whole.
blame anything you want here. As someone who believes in morals, it's all a mess. Sexuality is not bad. Open sexuality is not bad per say. It's when sexual gratification causes morals to decay

>hispacic male followed him home, then made out with a light pole.

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hot.

>>132576240
my dick is rock hard right now

>>132576560
fuckin saved

>>132574885
Cranston looks pretty young right there;, I guess it's been about 8 years though

>>132576219
>It's when sexual gratification causes morals to decay
this is why understanding the iq and instant gratification mindset of blacks adds to my hopelessness . it effects blacks more. they are incapable of understanding repercussions. I understand where you are coming from, my guess is you believe we are all made in Gods image and your faith makes you not want to see there is a genetic difference between blacks and whites. i completely understand if thats the case, but give it time cuz its not going to get any better.

>>132576240
>that shape, so thin, stacked, grounded..... sexy

>>132576694
round about... i just finished watching sneaky pete. you see it yet?

>>132576560
>IRL Brawndo ads

>>132576560
damn anon i like it, will use it in next bread

>intoxicated male white pulling his pants up and down
>no shirt
>can barely stand

>>132577147
>peek a boo penis

Someone needs to tell Adam it's time to go home

>>132577147
She's not here....

O shit....peekaboo pee pee got her.

Can someone explain the etymology of Robert. Google just brings me back to 4chan posts and radio scanner lingo. I'm assuming it's just a name for CPD, like Charlie for the Vietnamese, or leaf for Canadians.

>>132576765
Not exactly. We are all given free will to make our own choices. Every choice we make has effects we are not able to see. If anything I see this as an educational issue, or rather the demoralization of education.

>>132577382
Robert is the night shift, Adam is the day shift people afaik

>>132577382
Boy is undercover cops

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>>132577382
>>132577503

>>132577626
Thank you

>>132576932
no, I'll have to check it out.

>>132577458
>We are all given free will to make our own choices.
but to what degree are blacks capable of making the right decisions? Do you expect the same of a 25 year old male as you would a 25 year old downs syndrome? of course not, you lower your expectations of the retard. because you know he is mentally incapable of conducting himself normally. The same goes for blacks. Thats why i say accepting and understanding the fact that IQ is genetic really limits what you can do to help them. you can guide and coax but they are only capable of so much.

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>>132578134
Day shift is Adam. Real Robert Hours kick off at 10PM CST.

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>>132578181
cranston is a producer and director i believe, he also plays a really good part. i was bored the other day and watched it, was so good i finished the entire season in 3 days. its one of those you know if you will like it after the first episode.

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jesus robert means well ..... he still has hope because of the 1% of niggers that turn out good and has strong faith in Besus... states he must love everyone.....
> not a bad way to live
>also kinda silly knowing MLAE BLACK is def holding back are ppl from space travel and less government , less taxs, less crime
>DEATH TO THE NIGGER JEW

Male white is about to get taken down

>>132578589
that one was good, waited a couple months after the pilot for the actual season to come out

the tick pilot was also good, season should be out later this month. I was a fan of the original material and the cartoon, but the fox tv show was garbage compared to the new one

amazon has a few really good original programs, some of it looks like garbage but been pretty happy with at least 3 of them

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ahh, the only reason why I ever revisit 4chan after all the redditfags and newfags flooded in. haven't been here for a while though.
Hello Roberts

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>>132578917
Manlet White, approx 5'7-5'8", glasses tattoos smashed that hoes arm in a door
We got a woman beater hipester on the loose, treat as nigger
Chicago it's like Canada.....with 900% more niggers

>>132578835
i will check it out.
I havent watched many of the amazon originals, i had heard good things about fortitude but after s1ep1 i couldnt watch anymore. i wanted to watch it but it was soooo freaking slow. It shows Dennis Quade in the icon for season 2, so idon't know if its any better.

>>132578917
welcome back, i hide here now rest of the board is shit and has been for almost 2 years. added cnn filter last night over 60 threads.

>>132579293
What exactly are those 4' 10" female cops going to do against some Big Worm looking motherfucker

>man stabbed

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>>132579413
it's enjoyable, I don't like comic book movies tv etc in general, and like that one very much, it's good stuff. man in high castle was very enjoyable, open to interpretation, I imagine I looked at what was "bad" to most people as "absolutely awesome", but it is entertaining other than the alternative idea of present time

>>132579680
hopefully shoot him, or just find a more appropriate job

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>>132579680
she knew what to do, guess which one is still above ground

>>132579953
>man in high castle
i watched a few episodes but just havent gotten into it.
>I don't like comic book movies tv etc in general
i loved the walking dead and couldnt wait for it to come out on tv, first season was amazing but it has gone downhill soo bad.
im older but my taste is all over the place, i love sci fi, but i can barely find any good series. i was pleased with dark matter and 12 monkeys on sci-fy first shows of theirs ive found worthwhile.
seems like everything i like goes mainstream normies start watching becomes cash cow and turns to shit.

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>victim

It's a violent pornography,
Choking chicks inside of me,
The kinda shit that's on your TV,
It's on the TV
Fuck
Turn off your TV,
Can you say "brainwashing"?
> turn off your tv's

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>>132578917
Welcome back and good evenin', Robert

>>132580534
the tick pilot is definitely worth a watch, it's just a great character study and has a very dark feel to it, I wouldn't think it's something that will be a big hit for mass consumption, but I think it is legitimately better than the past TV attempts and will have a greater broad appeal
12 monkeys was very good, even this season that had a few very kitschy moments, I am disjointed that it'll be coming to and end next year, but I am glad they are at least giving them a full season to wrap up the storyline

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>For real stabbing

>>132580534
Aside from the usual modern hollywood cheesey moments and "muh strong minority characters", I've been enjoying "The Expanse" if you're lookin' for on ongoing sci-fi series.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3230854/

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>Lopez says male black in a white button down shirt trying to fight wont leave

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>when you're so mad you throw your sandals at a car door

>>132581113
F

>>132580936
im big on writing and character development i dont care about special effects etc all that is lagniappe. i think thats why i liked 12 monkeys so much. it kept me guessing about who was the witness. davies as well as moffets writing kept me watching dr who. i dont have high hopes for next year though.
Dark Matter had a great idea, that hooked me from the pilot, have 6 people wake up in a space ship about to crash with all their memories wiped. their execution has been less than ideal and doubt i will finish this season but 1st two were good.

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>pibull running loose, he has a collar and tags, not aggessive, but when caller tries to get him, he runs off
...
...
>keys

>>132581810
12 monkeys definitely stood on it's own, didn't have high hopes being a show based off a movie etc but it has been one of the most enjoyable series the last few years
if by chance you haven't watch Turn, you might really enjoy it
Haven't watched Dark Matter either, thank you I'll actually give that one a try with the recommendation

>>132581255
i have that in my watch list. will have to move it up to the top.
>>132581855
will never forgive niggers for fcking up that breed.

>saying inappropriate things to his wife

>>132582104
i was amazed at the acting in 12 monkeys, it was pretty damn good. usually scifi channel is total shit b rated actors. whoever did their casting was good. i will say deacon reminded me a lot of negan from twd.

>two men in the alley yelling at people
>they were having sex

Did I hear that right?

>fucking in someone else's house

dispatch sounded a little amused

>>132582136
>will never forgive niggers for fcking up that breed.
most of the destroy everything they touch. I know there are good ones, but jesus they need to get their shit together as a whole race
Robert knows the end result

>>132582381
Jeff Morgan and Todd Stashwick look like they could be brothers, definitely.
I wrapped up the current season a few days ago, and despite some slow and cheesy moment this episode they finished strong, that series has kept me on my toes

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>>132582136
oops, alcohol is bad
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fuck that long drawn out domestic call...just send Robert, arrest someone, fuck arrest them both

NEW BREAD

>>132582892
NEW BREAD

>>132582892

NEW BREAD

>>132582892

NEW BREAD

>>132582892

s-s-s-s-strike out