/CPD/ CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER GENERAL - LATE NIGHT NIGMAS EDITION

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Thanks for baking, Robert.

>>132455473
thank you anon

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is buckwheat still alive, or did he have a kid.

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thanks for new bread

>>132455870
i haven't heard the phrase "male black" in a few minutes now

>did i hear backlog with shootijngs?

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Repostan. Almost finished the whole deal. It's been a great 4th, lads.

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male or female

room 18 in ER. we have 10 rooms and a curtain area, drunks in the halls.. heh glad I am not not there

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>>132455473
Feels good man. Currently a mobilefag, sry.

>innocent car shot

vehicle description
> fuckin shot up, man

>>132456020
1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN WHEN YOU ATTEMPT TO TAKE OUR ALCOHOL.

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>what is it male or female

>>132456335
Damn, this whole time I thought there were only 2 genders. Liberals might be on to something...

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body removal

>>132456335

At least the cars have tires...

>>132456446
whats your guess.. and ill tell you

>>132456502
Female.

>>132456081
female
>>132456335
male

>>132456301
Cornwallis surrendered in 1781, 5 years, civil war 1860-1865 5 years.. can we withstand another 5 year war within our borders

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Is this the Robert they're talking about?

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>>132456557
>>132456629
correct on 1 incorrect on 2

>charged with identity theft.... id want to be someone else too if i looked like that

>>132456335
Female
>>132456081
female

>>132456557
>>132456629

>>132456734
So I was wrong? This one is definitely female.

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>>132456833
yep that ones female.

this one is a gimmie cuz of the shirt... without the shirt it would be tough

>>132456917
The eyes and nose say female. The hair and shirt say male. I'm going with male, though.

>casual body removal

>>132456999
female yrs old

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>what am i

>>132457053
My takeaway from all of these is that Chicago is home to some fugly and manly women. Just nasty. I bet they all have kids, too, so someone was ok with those looks.

Any update on that winnebago? Did it make the jump to hyperspace?

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>>132457184
He looks like a man.

>>132457184
m...male.

>>132457208
>someone was ok with those looks
>implying drugs or alcohol weren't involved.
Robert, please.

>>132457217
F A S T

>>132457184
>>132457208
this one i had to look up name was edwiena... sure enough female

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>this one is 20 years old

MALE BLACK

>iz gonna make some money like dem nascar crackers. put this logo on my neck

>>132457548
About time.

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>>132457641
forgot pic

>stealing catalytic converters... thats a lot of work for male black

With all the other shit going on, you would think shell casings wouldn't even warrant a call in.

>>132457790
>ok we got a hard working stupid black male. was just informed catalytic converters no longer contain any valuable metal.... nigger is cutting peoples exhaust out for nothing

>2nd floor
Finally.

Dat reverb.

>YEAH

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feels aproriate

>hammer attack

>>132457299
inbreeding is involved w/ the looks, too. it's a bigger problem in inner city minority communities than people like to admit.

>missing brit bong in chicongo. god speed you poor bastard

>UK gets a shout out

The fuck, Robert. I live here and can't get a shout out.

Anyone catch that morse?

>>132458656
probably just repeater id thingy

So have we had more shootings or more garbage cans on fire?

God dammit 8 fucking captchas

>say something further robert.... are they wearing diapers

>>132458791
switch to legacy anon. much faster

>carjacking

TWO MALE BLACKS

The Holiday is over when I SAY its over.

>just looked at the catalog. reddit has flooded it.

>>132459822
>62 cnn threads. theyve officially taken over.
but im nice and ?comfy?

>detectives call out. home invasion

>frerave.jpg

>offender shows up at mt sinai

>>132461227
Wtf is going on at the hospital.

>>132461533
i keep getting weird noises having trouble following it. but from what i gather the perp was injured. victim was taken to hospital... a while later the perp shows up for medical attention

>dispatcher says boom there it is

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I haven't heard "check yo keys" yet.

Can someone give a quick robdown?
Is it SASS?

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>>132461940
not sassy but had a sassy moment.
>body removal. homicide

>>132462283
5'7" 225lbs better bring more than one body snatcher

July to Date
Shot & Killed: 5
Shot & Wounded: 49
Total Shot: 54
Total Homicides: 5
Site last updated: 7/5/17, 00:04 CDT

>2 dead in the alley...

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>>132462283
>not sassy but had a sassy moment
I am dispoint.

>>132455473
Slept around 12:00. Does anyone have Robert's total for the night?

>>132462930
no, i couldnt keep track of it.

>>132463043
>GSW to arm...( please give to day crew i want to go home)

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>>132462930
>>132463043
How many hours a day have you guys been listening to /cpd/ would you estimate?

>>132463205
I've been listening non stop except to sleep since Thursday. I put it on my Bluetooth speaker and listen around the house. I'm retired no job, kids grown. Nothing better to do ATM. Better than watching tv sitting on my back porch swing drinking coffee and listening.

>>132463205
I don't listen every day but I usually leave it on for a couple hours while I get work done

Well that was an interesting Independence Day!

>male black is robbing a donut shop

>ding dong ditch male white black nikes blonde hair

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>going door to door ringing doorbells
>male white wtf
>disturbance

>ex gf trying to kill herself

>shooting on a rooftop. Adam looking for crime scene

>>132466202
>ex gf trying to kill herself
Was the dick that good?

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>battery in progress
Dispatch sounds tired
>male black

Burn the coal.

>>132466326
Doubt it. Bitches be crazy
>another female threatening suicide walking with 3 year old.

>>132467783
I that kid is ok

>>132467923
Roberts on there way. No mention of weapon
>homeless man sleeping in the entrance to the Thai consulate.... didn't even know Chicago had one

>>132468097
to be fair the thai consulate could just be a place for massages and handjobs

>dead dog.. poor little guy

>>132468217
I went to one of those places by mistake when I liv d in the Bay Area... they give a good massage

>>132467923
They have the little girl trying to find dad

>>132468295

F

Got a foot chase

Calm this am. They must be sleeping off their drunks

They're still trying to locate the kids dad/guardian. They were given wrong address

>argument over the signs for a movie shoot.

Man trying to commit suicide

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If I ever go back to Chicago and ever find myself on one of these streets, I will know how fucked I am

>alarm at the Goldman residents... a Jew getting a dose of diversity

>man sleeping on a large couch in the alley....maybe if someone hadn't put it there he wouldn't be sleeping on it

>possible happening at the Walgreens. Caller says Walgreens opens at 7am every morning. Doris are locked but all the lights on on. Concern d for the workers safety

>>132474159
I bet it's a robbery gone bad

>>132474387
I'm thinking the same thing. Between pharmacy, techs cashiers, photo should be over half a dozen people there or in the parking lot gathered waiting for key holder. Customer called this in

Time for a nap! Good day anons

>>132474803
thnk u 4 keeping thread bumped u aryan warrior