FUCK

>rednecks in charge of knowing how to use computers

yeehaw get along little skeeter

>>132495114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd63P7mYXzo

nigga stole my e-mail

say you were browsing reddit or something and copied the sentence to show your friend

>>132495114
Say that you like to troll lefties on twitter for laughs.

Alternatively just man the fuck up and redpill her on race. Molymeme has made some good videos about IQ

Tell her you're tired of niggers collecting welfare?

>>132495114

Hahaha I was in the unemployment thread I read that post. Ya fucked up jabroni

>>132495584
>Say that you like to troll lefties on twitter for laughs.
oh thats actually good cuz she knows i like to mess with leftists sometimes

>>132495675
rip

>>132495114
Is your gf liberal? Why do you think you'll have to explain youself for that?

Say you wuz at the public library computer or the school computer

>>132495114
You're girl knows he taxes are not going to niggers because you're not working

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>>132495114
You must have hit Ctrl-Z, which brings up your last item in memory.

>>132495114
what if she's into totally it and has been hiding her own powerlevel from you this whole time and it brings you closer than everrrr

>>132495114
Tell her you were reporting that person online, and the text was left over from that.

You're such a faggot.

>w-what if my girlfriend thinks I'm a waycist

Kill yourself nigger

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>>132495114
It'll only be a problem if she wasn't a keeper

>>132496142
she knows im not a fan of immigration but this is a whole other level of edge

>>132495675
It's not there anymore.

>>132495702
What did you do, delete it so she can't find it?

>>132496399
>What did you do, delete it so she can't find it?
its sent i cant delete it. im just gonna say what the finn dude said

>>132496227
Just go with the "merely pretending" defence then.

>i was just playing a super exaggerated role of a dumbo to take a stupid leftist on a ruse cruise ;^)

>>132496452
I was talking about the post you made in the thread the other anon was talking about it.

>>132495114
Say you were reporting someone for hate-speech and copied it to include in report.

>>132495114
Blame Latvian hackers.

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>>132495114
Just say it was something you copy/pasted in replying to a discussion online, and not your own words. An accident.

>>132495114
Tell her you were researching about racism and wanted to test if she's racist

>>132496561
its not like she's gonna go on pol to find a shitpost in the archive

>>132495114
>my gf

This is where we can tell you're lying.

Just stopping by to thank you for the laugh OP. Godspeed.

>>132496958
>>>/r9k/

>>132495114

Say it was a typo

>>132495114
what a faggot be a man

Show us a nude of your gf

Dump her if she has a problem with it. By how scared you sound you sound like you're a cuck and she scares you

>>132497513
t. i never had a relationship that lasted more than 2 weeks

>>132495114
is your relationship bad enough that she will leave you over that?
my gf knows i'm on 4chan but doesn't understand it at all, so I can just tell her it was a stupid joke or something
she might not think it funny or anything, but that'll be the end of it

>>132497867
>is your relationship bad enough that she will leave you over that?
nah. doesnt mean i want the shitshow

Trust me, if she cares, she will listen. She will probably be furious at first, and angry and all. But if you use the words right and use good arguments she will eventually get red pilled. I can assure you folks that it is almost impossible to redpill someone if they don't care about you.

So far I've red pilled 3 people in my lifetime. I am working on 2 more. My goal is to red pill 5 people. After that I will step down my game but continue the game at a slower pace.

>>132495114
>not red pilling your gf

What are you doing with your life? Send here over here for a bit, she will be a red pilling machine if she survives.

Don't red pill her, you'll have her for a while
Red pill her, and you'll have her for the rest of your life (unless you're differennt races probably)

this is known as a litmus test

>>132495114
Is she leftist? Is she intelligent enough to hear you out? Where do you live? Are you deep undercover hiding your power level?

I wouldn't worry, most girls have had at least some bad experience with niggers, just send her a oops lol

>>132495114
The only reasonable thing to do now is double down on your beliefs and let her know how you really feel. You might be surprised.

>>132501098
>Send here over here for a bit
I might have done it by now but you guys are simply too shitty with women kek. also very unforgiving to newfags which i obviously endorse. not everybody can handle this place

>>132495114
Easy, you were copying and pasting what someone else wrote so that you could reply to it as a quote.

There's no getting around explaining your stupidity that you don't even read the emails you send. That above all will dilute her trust in you.

>>132495114
just own it you fucking pussy, the data is on your side

>>132495255
>being this threatened

>>132495114
My gf was an SJW that lost her shit over the word 'retard' when we met.
Most of her friends were non-white.

The only ones she's still friends with married redneck white guys from rural towns.
Now she won't hesitate to refer to blacks as niggers when they do stupid shit.

If I told her I wanted her to join a white supremacist organization tomorrow, she would.

>Don't sweat stupid shit
>Have confidence
>Carry on

>>132505468
Damn man.. Good job..

>>132495114
>How the fuck do I explain this
It's pretty self-explanatory.

>>132495114
Lmfao u fucked up bud

If your girlfriend has an issue with your post you shouldn't be dating her.

>>132495114
My girlfriend would agree.

Feels good man.

if you really can't figure out how to get out of that you deserve anything that happens to you

just tell the bitch the truth

fuck sakes she's going to fuck niggers anyways now since you told her where the real money is at.

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>>132495114
well you get rid of your gf you pathetic cuck, or you redpill her
you're the guy, your role is to have ideas and be brash about them
either she aligns or she's cucking you
get a fucking clue wtf
i'm on a 24/7 18+ months long voice affair with a jewess, i told her i was a polack on day 7 and i'm currently commenting to her on what i'm reading on this fkn board
get fucking balls

>>132495114

Things that didn't happen: The Thread

this isn't politics you mong. blogposting isn't politics
what the fuck is this board now

>>132495114

TELL HER A FRIEND DARED YOU TO SEND THAT TO HER!!!!

Tell her he is going to pay you a beer;
Get a friend to assume the blame, a friend who will just say: Damn, I never thought he had the courage for that, it was the stupidest thing I could think of and he did it. He's such a macho macho man!

>/pol/ - your very own personal blog!

>>132495257

WTF was that video?

>>132495114
Blame Putin and Russian hackers

>>132496958
This

>>132495114
Show her your gay flag

>>132508237
The good ol YTMND days friendo.

>>132508237
oh dear

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>>132504186
>not everybody can handle this place

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>>132495114

How about telling the truth, you coward?

>>132507629

Voice affair (whatever that means)
with a jewess
talks to girl about shit he posts on line

Then go around call other guys unmanly and stuff...

>>132496722
>Zoom pic
got more?

>>132495257
kek

>>132495114
If your girlfriend is exposed to your true self and she leaves you, you were never destined to be together. Find a better girl.

>>132508630

thanks.

>>132495114

Tell her that niggers are fucking trash and they should be sent back to Africa?

Why does your GF not know about your views?

Fucking pussy

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>>132495114
Post pics of gf wearing cute socks.
Bitch is leaving you OP, better do it.

>>132495114
>fuck sakes she's going to fuck niggers anyways now since you told her where the real money is at.

Laughed so hard i came. Thank you.

God why do you faggots get with women and get scared when they see your racist side? Every girlfriend I've ever had has known what I'm like before getting with me whether they agree with me or not (they usually don't agree with me they just ignore me and tell me to calm down when I start talking about kikes and niggers). Just tell her man lol sorry was for a friend if she persists then dump her ass fuck man being with a woman where you can't even be yourself with is a short cut to depression

>>132495257
Oh god I remember this

>>132495114
How about acting like a man for once? Stand by your word and don't be a bitch to some slut.

>>132495114
>gf
normie get out

>>132495257

Oh the memories.

What kind of gf do you have anyway? My gf hates niggers more than I do. I think the real problem is the Jews, but I'm slowly redpilling her.

Simple Anon.
Admit it was an old notepad entry.
But, one that you copied to sage and use to blast the Nazi scum OP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkEXUFlh_EA

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>>132508728

The funny thing is that it's the complete opposite. This website is populated by broken individuals.

>>132495114
Reddit tier:
>Sorry, I was browsing reddit and reported this post that contained hate speech and instead of sending it to the moderator I sent it to you
>Sorry again, now here's what I originally wanted to send you:
>You are beautiful by the way :).

/pol/ tier:
>Fuck the kikes that designed this keyboard and the chinks that assembled it. Here's what I originally wanted to send you:

>>132495114
If she's a keeper, she'll agree.

>>132495114

You fucked up kid. I mean I've done shit like that before like texting "Hey bb" to my ex wife when it was supposed to go to my girlfriend but damn... No way to explain it now. You're been exposed and you're either about to become her racist ex boyfriend or she'll agree with you and you've got yourself a redpilled wife. Balls in her court now.

>>132495114

>sent racist email to someone's business account

She's going to get in a shitload of trouble, particularly if this job has anything to do with public service.

You dun goofed.

>>132495114
>"I left my email open when i was at the library/mall/or some where public, I dont know what the fuck happend"

>I......Cry.....When Angels deserve to die

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSvFpBOe8eY

>tfw my gf now sometimes complains about niggers (there aren't a lot of them up north to even complain about), "nigger" word and all
Don't be a pussy

>>132495114
Explain you copied the text to report it to an anti-racist organization.

>>132497805
how long do you need to get in a girls pants? Jesus Christ you're just waiting to get divorce raped

>>132495114
Dumbass, this isn't that hard to fix. Just tell her you accidentally copied some shit from /pol/.

>>132504186
Look at my flag. Send her over here for the full red pill. Nothing opens your eyes like seeing everythin /pol talks about actually happen in reality.

Did you send that shit through Outlook? Do an email recall senpai. If she hasn't opened it, it'll delete from her inbox yo

>>132495114

Tell her you copied that sentence while arguing with some racist cunt on reddit to disprove his arguments.


Easy way out.

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>>132510033
>normies lose their shit when even so much as being talked to harshly
We anons here were hardened by all the crap that happened to each and everyone of us.

>>132495114
>How the fuck do I explain this or get away with it
Look at the problem from this angle:
if a woman is not redpilled or refuses to be redpilled then she is not worthy of you. If she does not accept you for who you are and your political views, then she is not worthy of you.
A woman doesn't have the right and the luxury to have opposing political views to her man. Women are to submit to and follow their men. God Himself says so.
Don't try to back off in front of her, stand your ground and prove your manliness and your convinctions. If she is not a brainwashed feminist, she will follow. If she rejects your political views and refuses to follow you, then remind her she is your woman and she must follow you. Force your views on her. Don't try too hard to persuade her with logical arguments, women don't understand that. Women however understands male domination over women. She will like it, rape is in top 3 of female fantasies. I am not saying you actually rape her, just assert your dominion over her and force feed her red pills. That is what I would do anyway. This way she has the opportunity to prove she is worthy of you and you have the opportunity to feed her red pills and see if she can be more than gf status.

>>132495114
um. stand up for yourself. tell her that message was meant for someone else but it is true.

stop being such a woman

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>>132508835
Nope bongobrah, sorry.

>>132495114
Tell her that someone hacked your email or some shit. Women are stupid.

>>132495114
Why would you need to explain it you fucking cuck? She clearly wears the pants in your relationship. Kys faggot.

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>>132495114


Welcome to the loner life, anon

>>132511479
being racist is not the same as being redpilled

Just say: I had a youtube video open and I accidentlly had copied that comment

>>132496837
This should work
>>132495466
check'd

>>132495638
Honesty is the best policy

>>132495466
Good idea, Kurt!

>>132495114
whats wrong you racist retard? Why don't you just show her all of the facts that support your ideals? I mean "R-race war soon" right? Absolutely pathetic, none of you have the balls to defend your ideals in real life, which is why liberalism will win the west. Even if he gets 8 years Donald Trump will be the last Republican President.

>>132495638
This is correct advice

>>132495114
Ded

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>>132495114
How about you just man the fuck up to your beliefes?

>>132495114
Tell your gf that you're racist
I told my gf that I was racist and now we're engaged

>>132495114
Frankly, if she doesn't agree, then you shouldn't be dating her.

>>132495114
>>132495114
Just say you were quoting another anon to reply to his post. That, or man up.

>>132495638
This worked for me

>>132517379
Says the virgin.

>>132495114
>Having to explain run of the mill banter like that.
It's not like it's not true

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>>132495114
I have good news. I know a way you can help your race. Kill yourself retard and improve the gene pool.

Beta as fuck, OP.

>>132495114
She'll laugh it off and agree if she's worth having as a gf

Into the trash she goes if not

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>>132495114
Tell her it was a Freudian slip because you deeply in your heart believe what you said and if she doesn't agree with you and do her part to save her race she can go to the fucking gas chamber too. Then give her a kiss.

>having to explain your behaviour

are u 12?

>>132495114
She's not the right one if she's not redpilled about nignogs.

>>132495114
Did you copy it from that thread about people on this board being proud of not working? That one was me!

Man, that's such an honor.

>>132495114
Just say you copied it to report it to Facebook or Twatter and pasted it to her by mistake. Or just tell her how you feel about groids.

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>>132495257
>this is now an old meme

>>132495114
Easy.
>My email account has been hacked, and it's sending everyone weird messages. I don't really hold those sort of views.
Wait five minutes then send
>I'm pretty sure the fucking jews are behind it.

>>132519114
yeah, say you got hacked or something honestly. then reformat your shit to make it look legit.

>>132495114
be honest and red pill her like an Alpha

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The European Union and especially Germany is no longer a safe site to host the G20 Summit of world leaders. Europe is currently infested with invading Israeli foreign army assets otherwise known as the terror group ISIS while Israel & Jews are in a clandestine war for global power with both Putin, Donald Trump and the West.

Europe has utterly failed to protect their nations from Israeli ISIS incursion due to political malfeasance and the public needs to know that Israel is directly responsible for ISIS's actions. At the very least this link must be investigated first before important independent leaders enter countries where ISIS operates

Donald Trump and Putin should meet in Russia, Poland or America but not in hostile territory - that or conduct the meetings via video conferencing for now as the EU has utterly failed to kick out ISIS from the continent.

what is there to "explain" or "get away with"?

Nothing you pasted in the email was wrong or even questionable. In fact, its something I have written myself many times

>>132495255
>everyone who hates me is a redneck
Leftists are fucking retarded.

>starting green text with implying
you need to hang yourself my man

its funny because she most likely watch blacked all the time and all kind of interracial and lusting for their huge black dicks instead of your tiny whitey pecker

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>>132511399
He is right to a degree, though, most of us should get off our asses and 'walk the talk'. What have you done to secure the existence of your people and a future for white children? Do not be discouraged or bogged down in imageboards, you guys just by virtue of being on here probably have a way higher iq than the average American and so you should strive to have as many children as possible so they bolster out numbers and carry on the struggle. Every European carries the spark of fascism in his bossom, don't let your memes stay dreams.