PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - INDEPENDENCE DAY EDITION /ptg/

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Fuck America and fuck opressive white "people".

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https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/882186896285282304

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

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>>132356946
Fite me, cunt.

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>>132356958
you dumb fucks keep buying shitty video games what do you expect?
some executive is just looking at the numbers saying "well it looks like that SJW bullshit sells so keep doing it!"

>>132357014
This crypto-negro needs to hop back on the banana boat

https://www.census.gov/quickfacts/fact/table/TX/PST045216

Spics still not the plurality in Texas.

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>>132357005
>listening to little girl voices squawk out moon runes
>ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu0wbQidaf8
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SON! HAVE SOME INSPIRATIONAL VIDEO I FOUND!

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>>132356980
Defend this you Nazis

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>>132357180
I'm a Mexican in Texas and I voted for Trump, show me some respect

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two towers weren't enough

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EAT EAT EAT
ENJOY THE SWEET TASTE OF FREEDOM

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Hey /ptg/! How's everyone doing today?

I'm gonna be stuck inside all day with tonsil issues...pretty sure i have an abscess and pretty sure that beer last night made it exponentially worse

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>>132357277

This is probably the worst 4th of July in the last 50 years. Never has America been this morally low.
4th of July should be a day where you can be proud of the USA, but nothing is more difficult now.

Since Trumps inauguration the authority of the white house has declined with the day. Nothing is more embarrassing when Trump the "leader of the west" (if you can even call him that) is arguing like a child with unimportant tv hosts and posts a WWE vid of himself badly edited on twitter.

I really hope something will change soon.

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>>132357094
Funny story-My mom could have made me be born in japan, but she decided that the culture was a bit too traditional and conforming for her taste at the last minute, so there is an alternative me somewhere that's a half nip mongrel

Anybody else had a similar experience?

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>>132357014

>>132357384
Fuck you
>t. Texan

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>>132356796
well the entire nation decided not to integrate them nor ship them back to Africa
they then decided to make sure blacks remained impoverished and uneducated, using the state to make sure people would not spend capital trying to tame them. i honestly have no idea what people were expecting. it's like dousing a house in gasoline and then being surprised when it burns down

>>132357432
I was almost aborted if that counts.

>>132357412
>cold liquid hurting the tonsils
yeah that's a classic sign you have issues there

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>>132357391
At least I'm not a gypsy lol

>>132357379
how did this ginger fuck ever get popular?

he's milking the whole "turning rap/funk songs into acoustic barre-chord rhythm songs" thing that's been around for literally a decade

>>132357384
Probably an albino Mexican.

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>>132357079
>those comments

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GEORGE SOROS HAS ENTERED AUSTRALIA
I REPEAT
GEORGE SOROS HAS ENTERED AUSTRALIA
https://glxy.tv/w/mKwRSku

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>>132357428
Is this from reddit or neofag? Best Independence Day I've had since 2002.

>>132357486
that means in an alternate universe you're a ghost
spooky

>>132357452
Dude, behave

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>>132357014
Sounds like this little commie weasel needs a little force feeding of freedom
>>132357486
I'm sure that's not awkward at all

>>132357428
>America has never been this morally low

Fuck you Euronut, god bless ALL states of America, even the commie shitholes.

May our nukes light the way to a better, brighter, Islamic-free future.

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>>132357428
(((you)))

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>>132357277
>this is what dubfags like to listen too
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1499179446401.webm

>>132357412
take a knife and stick it in whatever abscess you have, get the liquid out and put a bandage on it, its the traditionnal way and it will heal, plus you'll have a battle scar to impress the girls after.

>>132356980
I hate to say this but the pic is what i think Trump is. I really do not think he understood that he has taken command of the western way and the western armies.

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>>132357428
Oh yes, something will come

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>>132357094
>fite me
There's nothing to fight other than a fat sad weeb.
Keep reading subs, it'll turn you Japanese any day now.

>>132357526
Some of his first stuff was okay, now he just gets by on making little girls wet

>>132357447

Didnt CNN say the left was 'reclaiming patriotism' though?

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Guys, how soon will McDonald's serve me a burger instead of egg shit? It's 8:43 here in Californi but I really want a burger and In-N-Out won't open for another few hours. I just need something to tide me over until I can get that sweet animal style double-double.

>>132357584
I just wrote it.
Surprised someone invaded your safespace unironically

>>132357486
your mother is evil, I wonder how you live with that.

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>>132357384
>Mexican voted
Fuck you and every other Texican out there. If your first identity isn't American you need to be gassed

>>132357277
Checked.

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>>132357588
I was also born almost dead with my umbilical cord wrapped around my neck.

>>132357315
>Republicans are taking it from us
>Implying wealth is inherently the property of the government and not taken from people by force
>a literal communist
>if we don't force people to buy insurance, less people will have insurance
I hope they try to run her in 2020 .

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Friendly reminder that Donald Trump is President and is every bit as amazing as we thought he would be. The savior of Western civilization.

Promises made
Promises kept.

God bless the USA.

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>>132357590
Fug, alright

>>132357693
We don't get along.

>>132357014
>Are the Democrats reclaiming patriotism?

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>>132357606
The absolute state of dubfags! SAD!

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>>132357486

>>132357428

Tldr kys faggot

>>132357432
my mom basically admitted that my older brother and i were mistakes and we ruined her life and we're the cause of all her problems. pretty sure she wishes she had an abortion or never got married
fun times

>>132357014

europeans always spout this meme of "suburban rural retards" ruining america's progressive path, but this white boi has fooled the liberals that he's a nigger. the real low iq retards of america are liberals - IMOGINE MY SHAWK!

>>132357606
Sounds great.
Better than nips that sound like chipsmonks on coke and helium.

>>132357777

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>>132357732
Does this mean you were almost hanged before you were born?

Were there any complications afterwords? Lack of oxygen in the first moments of life can't be good for you

>>132357740
THANK UUUUU SHAAWWWN

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>>132357749
honestly curious how you even learn that. does it just come up in conversation or something?

>>132357721
My first identity is Texan, then American

>>132357774
I Never would have thought there would be so many wizards in here.
Aaaaahhhhhahahaha

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>>132357384
Are you here legally?

>>132357735

I know she would lose, but even the concept that someone like that sheboon would have the potential to be president is terrifying.

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Brits can eat my entire ass today even though they are okay otherwise

>>132357798
>tldr

Trump is an idiot and is killing the west

>>132357883
Aunt drunkenly told me about it once.
>>132357849
I caught the autism but I'm otherwise okay.

>>132357384
Out!

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>>132357821
>rural retards
tfw 2 intelligence to be solvent

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>illegally immigrate to america
>start whining about the country you immigrated into.
>get kicked out of the country
>play victim

>>132357889
why do they even try mess with him?
he's too smart for them

>>132357889
>effective, but wrong

topkek I can't wait for that day

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>>132357384
>identifies as Mexican over American or Amexican

the wall is waiting

>>132357681
Then go to Jack my dude. Normal menu all day.

>>132357014
WHEN WILL #BLA.XIT TAKE OFF?!

>>132357428
The only reason it's the worst is because it'll be the first time in 17 years that I haven't spent it shooting guns and mortars

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How's the revolution going, comrades?
Are we winning?

>>132357954

>being unironically retarded

Pls go back 2 plebdit

>>132357977
>I caught the autism
'Tis a gift, anon.

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>>132357014

>>132357994
oh fug lots of states are just as bad as illinois we are fugged

>>132358030
when that happens they will pull out all the russia crap again so they can say he's only effective (and wrong) because of russian help

>>132357681
how about A&W? 24h service

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>>132357447

>>132358083
lol fag

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>>132357815
well, that explains why you're here

you really got to own up to your decisions. that's why I don't support abortion, it gives women excuses to fuck around like that, without having to worry about "accidents". at some point, a woman has to start maturing and accept responsibilities, or get ready for her life of being a cat lady, no exceptions

>>132358083
>nonviolently storming government buildings
And how exactly does that work?

>>132358083
>we had to deal with not being handed a trophy this time
>we must rise up against such oppression

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>>132357683
>safe space
Lad this isn't tumblr or reddit or wherever you hail from. The fact that you are able to post anonymously and not worry about being banned for wrongthink precludes /pol/ from being a hugbox. Your post was all opinions so I'm not sure what kind of response you were expecting.

>>132357014
It's hard to imagine these people have a lot of friend when they're constantly miserable and shitting on everything around them. God knows I don't want to be around them

>>132358083
>Storming places
>On the one day that Americans all have their guns out and plenty of ammo with the saftey turned off
Smart

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>>132357572
Imagine being that bitter on a holiday.

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>>132357977
>I caught the autism but I'm otherwise okay.
Not sure that's how it works

>>132357014

Why don't he and his nigger friends piss off to a different country? Oh that's right. They have a too comfortable life here.

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>>132357683
> I d-do this unironically
> I-It's not like my anal fissures are bleeding or anything

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How do you think Trump will handle meeting Putin?

>>132358202
they are going to have another retarded die in or some retarded shit

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>>132357886
>I'm a Mexican in Texas
Sure thing Paco. That's why all the people in Indiana identify as Germans living there, or Michiganiacs identifying as German/Dutch, or Yoopers saying they're Finns living in the north

>>132358252
it's not a holiday for them, they hate America

>>132358099
Holy shit someone should slap you hard.
Maybe you will finally realize what a cunt Trump is

>>132358168
if people "support" abortions it's a sign of declining culture, no laws will fix that
that is, you have to ask yourself how you got to the point where women were seeking abortions instead of marriage with successful men. what men wrong? why are the men no longer capable of providing to their women?

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What did he mean by this?

>6 killed
>48 wounded
another successful 4th of july weekend in chimpcongo

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>>132358294
it's either going to be a laugh for them or very awkward. They've been made out to be best friends

>>132358369
GOOD argument

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>>132358298
still waiting for public mass suicide pacts, they might as well get it over with

>>132358424
>tfw can't wait for Real Robert Hours.

Always fun to read liberals telling evangelicals how they supposedly "sold their values for power" in voting for Trump

>>132358411
that's actually pretty funny

>>132358411
Kek

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>>132357384
Enjoy your bag of bricks

>>132358083
Lol the USSS is gonna be all over him on this one. This is a call to action, not protected speech.

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>>132358369
back to plebbit

https://ginaw.net/
r8
pls no bully

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>>132358310
Are goons involved in this as well? That is going to end just nicely.

>>132358369

Hahha fucking slap? You effeminate numale cuckholds deserve a 12 gauge to the back of the head. Only then can this nation thrive.

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>>132357757
Oh they're reclaiming patriotism
Just foreign patriotism

>>132358411
Did a racist make that meme? Becausr it could make Val racist by extension.

Digits decide what (((happens))) today

I'm guessing minor chimpout in Chicago, maybe other overrun cities due to increased fireworks covering the sound of gun reports

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>>132358424
shieet

>>132358083

Lol no one is going to do that. They're going to sit at home, cooking food and spend the time REEEEEing on twitter.

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>>132358294
Party winding down for them ISIS fellers.

>>132357601
Hear hear!

>>132358083

It's pretty sad he thinks libs have the balls to do that.

It's not the 60's anymore.

>>132358411
>it's real
Is Val conservative? Because that just makes Tombstone all the better even if Kurt Russel is a lolbertarian

>>132357304
Thanks dad! That random ass alligator swimming by made me laugh

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>>132358464
it would be uge and amazing. i would probably die laughing

>>132357889
It kills me when they think they can out argue and out wit a guy that is a professional comedian and student of psychology

>>132358308
I don't get it

>>132358369
>slap

What sort of faggotry is this?

>>132358582
Nah, don't kill them, just drag them to a gym, force them to lift some weights and then stuff their face (forcefully if they don't comply)'with some red meat.
Their line of thinking is from excess ingestion of soy milk and kale.

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>>132358612
It is said that everytime he smiles, another camp of shitskins gets bombed by god himself
>>132358720
same here

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>>132358153
I laughed like a fucking idiot at this gif. What in the world is wrong with me.

>>132358582
>>132358753
>>132358772

Im a woman and yes I have slapped some men in my life. Idiots like you I would slap

>>132357428
(you)

>>132358083
Someone should pay this man a visit, nonviolently of course.

>>132357623
Yes, I will poke a hole in my tonsil, then put a band-aid...on my tonsil.

All of the women will fawn over my...tonsil scar...

>>132357889
J Bones can't into persuasion.

>>132358885

sharpie in pooper

now

>>132357994
Fucking Oklahoma standing out. I love this place.

>>132358885
>Im a woman
Tits or gtfo

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>>132358885
Tits or back to plebbit

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>>132358885
Im a woman.
PROVE IT

>>132358885
Do you have a feminine benis? Otherwise show tits and GTFO. You know the rules.

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>Walking Vagina Stelter

>>132358885
Benis or go back to jewbook

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>>132358885
show us your penis

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>>132359000
Checked

>>132357681
Man you guys have the best fast food it's not fair. I want to stress out over dumb shit like this but I live in NY. Its mcdicks burger cuck and Wendy's as far as the eye can see

>>132358411
Should i hate'em?

>>132359000
dayyum boiiiiii dem digiiits

>>132358369


PROMISES KEPT

>Jobs being created at an alarming rate
>National unemployment rate at 16-year low
>Some states are experiencing their lowest unemployment rates in their histories
>Pulled out of the Paris Accord
>Going through with building the Keystone and Dakota Pipelines
>Wall beginning construction in San Diego in September
>Travel ban in effect
>Kate's Law - harsher penalties for previously deported criminals
>No Sanctuary For Criminals Act - deny federal grants to sanctuary cities if they don't comply with federal immigration law
>Illegal border crossings down 76% since Trump took office
>Illegal immigration arrests up 38% nationwide - tens of thousands arrested
>Number of refugees taken in is down 50%
>Eliminated DAPA and will let DACA expire
>Ending "catch and release" immigration policy
>Stocks are hitting all time highs - trillions of dollars in gains
>Pulled out of the TPP
>Pulling funds from to the UN - billions of dollars
>Signed an arms deal worth more than $350 billion and various other investment agreements with Saudi Arabia
>Food stamp usage is down countrywide
>Federal debt reduced by $100 billion
>Increasing funds to and modernizing the VA - better service + more accountability
>Appointed a super conservative judge to the Supreme Court
>Seeking the harshest possible punishments for criminals
>Sending the Feds into Chicago to fix their crime epidemic
>Eliminated 1200 man hours of wasteful paperwork requirements including Y2K preparedness
>Re-established the National Space Council
>Cut wasteful staffing requirements: dropped "czars" & Michelle's bloated FLOTUS staff from WH payroll saving $22 Million
>4 out of 4 special election wins

Lefty talking head BTFO

https://twitter.com/NewtTrump/status/881923584725311488

>>132358885
How does it feel to know that you have nothing to contribute to a relationship, other than your pussy.
No personality, no intellect, zero abilities to fend for yourself in the world, zero skills other than yapping and complaining and bitching.
I do pity the state of modern women: they've lost the warmth of a wife, trading it for the cold username and password of an activist's account.

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>>132359050
>That seems unfair. Unless she's seen him walk.

>>132358885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-K3WBZikLU

>>132359105
>https://twitter.com/NewtTrump/status/881923584725311488

This was hilarious, he made them look retarded

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>>132359000
Witnessed

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>>132358562

I BEELIEVE SHE W-WILL WIN

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>ON THIS DAY: An American pilot salutes after an address by President Whitmore, shortly before embarking on the July 4th US-led counteroffensive against the alien invaders (1996, colorized)

>>132357384
Congratulations on getting here legally. May you live a good live devoid of leafblowers and prosper to help fight off the muslim and jew menace.

>>132359000
it's the dutch flagged muslim niggaboo pretending to be a girl again

>>132359168
>>>/r9k/

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>Bloomberg dumping $200 million on anti-Trump efforts this summer
>"JUST SENT THE CHECK THIS WAY OLD BOY"

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>>132359213
I'm not undressing myself and post pictures of myself just because you somehow think you have power over me.

>>132359168
>all modern women are the same

You also deserve to be slapped hard

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>>132358562
They're so terrified of Trump they won't even say his name. Forgive me for using this comparison, but its like Voldemort.

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>>132359000

>>132359337
>HELLO BOYS, I'M BAAAAAAACK!

>>132359372
Am I wrong though? Why else would she pull the pussy card unless she thought it would get her some sympathy?

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>>132357601
Amen..

>>132357428

If leftist slime would actually have respected democracy and a national holiday instead of sucking globalist cock and propagandizing fake news 24/7 the rest of us could get on with celebrating a great country and a great leader who actually gives a damn about Americans for once.

Happy Independence Day everyone.

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>>132359406
They will lose lol!

>>132359406
>They still think money is a substitute for policies people want
I wonder how many governorships Dems will lose during Trump's term.

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>>132359406
da krew isn't going anywhere, not while the checks still clear :)

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Is she retarded? He’s in the WWE hall of fame. Why would he be auditioning?

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>>132359440
>post your penis
>i'm not undressing myself to post pictures of myself
ousted, he's not a woman
it was obvious but it's always nice to get him to say it

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>>132359440
Then I can't believe that you are

I doubt they are good enough for me anyways

>>132359337
>colorized
it's already in color

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>>132359573
Obligatory

>>132359446
That was just on.

>>132359440

I dont think you understand.

You MUST show your tits. It is the rule. If you don't, it is impossible to ever hear your argument.

>>132359440

Tits or GTFO, you pull the pussy card pay the price.

Feminism is attention whoring anti male cancer.

Want to be treated like a man? Slap me and get your teeth bashed in. I don't hit ladies but feminists don't qualify as women.

>>132359573
>Is she retarded?
Yes

>>132359573
>Is she retarded?
Do you really need to ask? All of her insults back fire on her for a reason.

>>132359440
>because you somehow think you have power over me.
I mean you're here on our thread talking to us, we must have power over you, especially your mind.

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>>132359440
>you think you have some power over me
This is 4chan. I don't make the rules, I just observe them. So either drop the "I'm a woman LARP" or show us your freedom cannons.

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>>132359634
https://twitter.com/chelseaclinton/status/882238619393642500

>new tweet

>>132359440
Talk dirty to me

>>132359440
POST TITS PLEEAAAASE

>>132359573
>is she retarded
the short answer is
yes
the long answer is
yeeeeeeeessssssssss

>>132359573
>Is she retarded?

Yes.

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>>132358885
>tits
>gtfo
You can choose one and only one.
Faggot.
Also, how dose it feel knowing literally millions of men would rather love a drawing than touch your skanky nigger jiz smuggling snatch?

>>132357391
Send more camwhores.

>>132359730
poor girl

>>132359665
Im not a feminist, in fact I support the thought of gender roles.

>>132359651
It does not say that anywhere

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I NEED A QUICK RUNDOWN RIGHT NOW

WHAT IS TRUMP'S SCHEDULE TODAY

>besides nuking north korea

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>>132359573
You need to ask?

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>>132359546
>The Democratic machine will continue to take in tens of millions of dollars and dump it all into blocking traffic and smashing windows in an effort to win back middle America
incredible isn't it

>>132359730
I feel like Chelsea's one of those girls with really dark fetishes

>>132357014
First generation American here. Fuck these unamerican faggots that squander all this opportunity then bitch about muh white man.

Happy birthday America. I love you.

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We cannot let onigger win this, not on Independence Day.

https://twitter.com/rickygervais/status/882247199488389120
https://twitter.com/rickygervais/status/882247199488389120
https://twitter.com/rickygervais/status/882247199488389120

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>>132359730

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>>132356980
>at least not kekistani
daily reminder that non-geographic location flags are plebbit tier.

It's Independence day ffs.

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>>132359440
>I'm not undressing myself and post pictures of myself just because you somehow think you have power over me.
Oh well, rules are rules. Now get the fuck out, bitch.

>>132359844
I heard she really, really likes pizza

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>>132358885
Why so angry? Is your biological clock ticking and your heard of cats just not doing it for you anymore?

>>132359821

It does, and you dont follow the rules you must gtfo.

>>132359844
Probably has a cigar fetish for one.

>>132359442
I'm so sick of the Drumpf meme that 45 is an improvement. At least 45 is rooted in reality. Drumpf was his ancestors surname from five centuries ago.

>>132359859
>a random poll by a leftist comedian who's followers are leftist
Who
Cares

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>>132359440
Ah, so you won't address any of my critiques. Therefore I will claim them all to be true and move on.
Your pussy has no power here, not like in the real world. Pic related clarifies as to why that is.

>>132359829
>WHAT IS TRUMP'S SCHEDULE TODAY

5:15PM THE PRESIDENT and THE FIRST LADY participate in a military families picnic*


9:00PM THE PRESIDENT and THE FIRST LADY participate in the military and staff fireworks viewing*

>>132359906
>Chelsea likes pizza
Chelsea probably WAS pizza at one point

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>>132359572
AW HELL YEAH

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>>132357384

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>>132359821

You're a leftist shill supporting a globalist nightmare flag determined to turn us all into third world countries though. You're giving tacit support to leftshit retards.

Pic related, our tax dollars at work due to leftshit retards pushing cancerous leftism onto children so they can go get hormones and cut their dicks off before they are 13.

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/drag-queens-are-public-libraries-newest-storytellers-180963341/

Leftshit retards must be stopped, and cannot be allowed to criticize our great country when this is the garbage they support.

EU gives tacit support to these intiatives as well as supporting muslim initiatives such as Rotherham 1400 women raped but no one said anything because too busy teaching men how not to stand up to leftshit retard socialist garbage people.

>>132359971
>>132359913
>>132359909
>>132359896

I only had to say im a woman because you guys were being dicks by saying I use the word slap. Well most women dont punch but slap.

Also im only leaving because I want to, not because you are commanding me to do

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>>132359844
>I feel like Chelsea's one of those girls with really dark fetishes

She probably gets that from her dad

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Happy Fourth of July everyone!

>>132360199
DID YOU JUST PULL A TSUNDERE ON AN ANIME IMAGEBOARD?

>>132360199
Do you not understand the subtle art of the pimp slap? You don't need to pretend to have an axe wound to slap someone, anon.

>>132359859
Interesting how Bill Clinton isn't one of his choices but instead 3 Republicans that most leftest hate and young people don't know anything about (Nixon & Reagan).

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MAGA Fourth to all.

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Deep...

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Blompf BTFO

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>>132360199
>Also im only leaving because I want to, not because you are commanding me to do
Fucking hell, toppest of all fucking keks, I r8 8/8, well memed m8, rolf, lol, my sides are broken and on fucking orbit.

>>132360240
cute!
>let me cook you the food of my people.
hint (its a burger)

>>132360240
is that a trannypede I see? as long as she supports Trump, she's good in my book!

>>132360349
>Left wing comedian
>Fanbase is left wing also
>Wow look at this poll a bunch of leftists think Obama is the best president ever
>implying you can judge a President before at least the first term is over

>>132360199

Look, you can stay and even join us, but you have to show us your tits first.

>>132360354
I hope he continues to push their buttons until they go full weather underground and can be rounded up.

>>132360199
You could have just ignored them, you know? Insulting you for slapping you does not REQUIRE an explanation. This IS an anonymous image board. From the way you type I'm almost convinced you are a woman at this point.

>>132360383

First they came for the white people and I spoke right the fuck up because I'm fucking done.

MAGA

Imagine July 4th with Hillary?

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>>132360383

>>132357315
/ourkike/

>>132359925
Right in the pussy

>>132360383
>Then they stopped coming for anyone because all the problems were pretty much gone at that point.

>>132360383
>mexicans
>gays
>jews
>blacks
>muslims
>leftists
i like removing all of these things, but the order needs some work

>>132360408
hint
that is a guy

>>132360393
>repeated crimes, civil offenses, and violations of terms of service
If that standard was actually enforced, Twitter would become a right wing social media platform since most lefties would be gone

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you idiots are getting baited hard

>>132357486
makes sense

>>132360608
>no fun allowed

>>132360435

PROMISES KEPT

>Jobs being created at an alarming rate
>National unemployment rate at 16-year low
>Some states are experiencing their lowest unemployment rates in their histories
>Pulled out of the Paris Accord
>Going through with building the Keystone and Dakota Pipelines
>Wall beginning construction in San Diego in September
>Travel ban in effect
>Kate's Law - harsher penalties for previously deported criminals
>No Sanctuary For Criminals Act - deny federal grants to sanctuary cities if they don't comply with federal immigration law
>Illegal border crossings down 76% since Trump took office
>Illegal immigration arrests up 38% nationwide - tens of thousands arrested
>Number of refugees taken in is down 50%
>Eliminated DAPA and will let DACA expire
>Ending "catch and release" immigration policy
>Stocks are hitting all time highs - trillions of dollars in gains
>Pulled out of the TPP
>Pulling funds from to the UN - billions of dollars
>Signed an arms deal worth more than $350 billion and various other investment agreements with Saudi Arabia
>Food stamp usage is down countrywide
>Federal debt reduced by $100 billion
>Increasing funds to and modernizing the VA - better service + more accountability
>Appointed a super conservative judge to the Supreme Court
>Seeking the harshest possible punishments for criminals
>Sending the Feds into Chicago to fix their crime epidemic
>Eliminated 1200 man hours of wasteful paperwork requirements including Y2K preparedness
>Re-established the National Space Council
>Cut wasteful staffing requirements: dropped "czars" & Michelle's bloated FLOTUS staff from WH payroll saving $22 Million
>4 out of 4 special election wins

Lefty talking head BTFO

https://twitter.com/NewtTrump/status/881923584725311488

President is kicking ass. They are going to have to argue against an absolute tidal wave of MAGA after first term.

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Jews have always wanted a World Government, which they will control. By mixing up all the people via mass immigration, they can argue that as every country in the world now consists of many different races, national boundaries are obsolete and should be replaced with a single World Government.

http://youtu.be/XpnYpQaHAuc

>>132358464
This can't be real. This vapid self absorbed cunt didn't actually take a staged selfie of herself crying and threatening suicide with a gun

>>132360517
Nah, Benji boy has his own agenda, clearly.

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>>132360497
I wish. She’s the real president.

>>132360383
Do they want these things to happen just so they feel validated?

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>>132360603
at this point I'd take what I can get.

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>>132357889
>Exactly!

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>>132360726

>>132360480
>>132360492

Screw all of you pathetic manchildren. Coming here was indeed a mistake. Apparently my posts were to hot to handle.

>>132358464
You think it's funny to shame this girl here on the internet, seriously fuck you.

bye im done with all of you

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>>132360726
As long as I’m the top.

>>132360497
wouldn't fireworks trigger her seizures?

>>132360800
you say you're done but we all know you'll still be here shilling next thread
just give up and post tits already

>>132360199
>Also im only leaving because I want to, not because you are commanding me to do
As someone said, tsundere fantasies much? Please, tell us your rape and bukkake fantasies, too

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>>132357014

>how most of my friends feel

It's honestly impressive and unironically a tribute to the will of Talcum X that he hasn't committed suicide yet.

If I was surrounded by such shitty people, there's no limit to the emptiness I'd feel. How he manages to pretend to care about anything other than his next fifth of hard A is baffling.

>>132360497
Wouldn't she be passed out drunk by noon?

>>132359821
my god you're getting btfo
should've never mentioned your gender, slag
you're the definition of worhtless

>>132360773
>japs being trendy, obsoleting gifs
5/10

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>>132357014

>>132360726
fair enough anon
enjoy your burger

>>132360393
>can't beat him bantz
>now crying to the twitter overlord to get what they want
kek, they already said he broke no violations.

>>132360800

Just give us a little bit of nipple. Some cleavage too.

>>132360800
Your vagina has no power here. Your options stand as such:
1. Posts tits, then you can stay and have a discussion
2. Go back and pester some beta orbiter of yours in the real world, a manlet with testosterone levels lower than yours.

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>>132360240
Nice ass pic yesterday.

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>>132360603

Hint

You're a faggot.

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>>132358083

I call upon Michael Moore to show us the socialist way and throw a cookout for his entire neighborhood by donating all the burgers he usually eats for lunch.

>>132360866
>tsundere fantasies much
I don't know what that is.

>>132360910
You know... It's that I not easily offended, but you can seriously hurt people with that kind of rhetoric asshole

Anything to actually look forward to today? Any trump speech?

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If I was Trump I would put out another cryptic tweet with the word covfefe in it just to watch journalists crash and burn

>>132360800
>actual woman
>knowing how to select a custom flag
ahaha yeah right
if it's not a giant emoji button on your phone you can't figure that shit out

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>>132361085
delete this

>>132361085
>his white house was literally turned rainbow

>>132361085
lol fags

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> There are people in this thread that still cannot make the EU flag poster for the toothpaste he is
> there are people in this thread that give 50 (you)s for bait so weak it would make the Finn sad
> mfw

>>132361113
>n-n-n-no i'm n-not offended
post tits, even though you're obviously a larper

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>>132360639
I can't die, Nippon. I was born to suffer.

>>132361113
go cry somewhere else, nobody here cares about the opinion of a kitchen appliance.

>>132361059
hint
kill yourself for posting trannies/bitches that look like trannies

>>132360924

>When black people say "I know plenty of whites that hate America" this is also who they're talking about.

>>132361018
>>132361033
Funny, so I first have to degrade myself and then you will take me serious?

... After this thread I'm gone

>>132361051

I have no idea what you are talking about. Keep roleplaying.

>>132361157
kek he claimed he did it on purpose then they got even madder, what a life

>>132360199
>had to say i'm a woman
>you guys were being dicks
this is why no man respects you, now or ever. not even posting tits can redeem you.