Brit/pol/ - Public Sector Pay Freeze edition

Reminder that brit/pol/ is a politics-free zone. DON'T post about it here.

This thread is for posting your Tinder screenshots and observations about crisps they don't make any more.

first that austerity is a myth that poor people use to justify their bigger flat screen tv and maccies for their 5 kids.

>>132280773
Threads dead to be fair, and the only poltical discussion we have that last more than 2-3 posts is people arguing about their favourite colour tie.

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Lads I've wage slaved for a good few years now and thanks to my frugal ways and living with my parents I've managed to save £30,000. How do I best use this money so I don't have to slave away for mr shekelstein for a pittance anymore? Should I learn about the stock market or set up a business or something?

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nth for WOP IT OUT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8

>>132280901
you killed it with your chimp out yesterday about weed

>>132280846
>first that austerity is a myth that poor people use to justify their bigger flat screen tv and maccies for their 5 kids.
Austerity isn't a myth, but it's caused more by a lack or jobs than lack of social welfare.

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ohayou senpais...

>>132280901
That's because the heart of the country is almost dead. What can we say now that hasn't already been said?

>>132280927
1. wait for consumer credit centered economic downturn
2. buy cheap stocks at ensuing fire sale
3. profit

>>132280657
Bloody Jews!

Lads I'm sorry. I voted Labour in the last election. I was misguided. In future I'll be abstaining in every election unless a real nationalist party comes along

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*blocks your path*

>>132280241
>Costs more than £50k
>Not actually in Durham, in Meadowfield next to/basically in an industrial estate
>"Offers in the region of" means it will be bought by an Arab for £65k and let out to students
>Total fucking shithole
>Barely a house
>Door onto pavement like a fucking shanty town

Nah.

>>132281022
Wasn't it mental illness I was chimping out about yesterday?

>>132280773

Seriously though I wish they still made Tudor crisps.

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>>132280927
You could buy a sweet tank for 30k and the UK cops will have a troubling time trying to prevent you from mowing down every mosque in a 50 mile radius.

Beat the high score, you know what must be done! Go out in a blaze of glory!

>>132281145
What the fuck is that?

>>132281182
mental illness and bennies and weed its hard to differentiate your chimp outs nowdays eddy

>>132281145
Looks like the cave troll from Lord of the Rings

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Why are British people so good at satire and social commentary?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmWru6ySf9Q

>>132281182
It was both.

>>132281133
fuck me mate don't do that again. State of the people voting for Corbyn..think I'd cry if he got in

>>132281182
You've chimped out a fair bit the last few days. Maybe you really do have depression and need the bennies

>>132281236
This is closer to the truth of my temptations than you realize.

I'm tempted as fuck to do the stupid lotto winner thing and just blow all my savings on something i'll enjoy instead of careful planning for the future.

>>132281236
I've seen you can get BTRs for £5k or vintage T34s for just £44k. Good stuff, Apparently owning tanks and driving them on roads isn't a thing in Yankland despite their insane gun laws.

>>132281145
Best cosplay of "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmUs5qVZJEQ

who sent that kik the other day? I posted a pic of Jeremy corbyn and my cock for a laugh and she sent tits

>>132281249
>>132281313
Fair one
>>132281368
It's more me trying to push through the blackpill and trying to see everything as a joke.

>>132281236
Realistically if you bought a tank and went on a killing spree, What is actually there to even stop you? Armed Police, Nah. Spike traps nah

>>132281236
This is a great idea. It won't solve much, as the international "elite" responsible for mass immigration will be still intact and will just import more in a week than you could kill, but it would be a very, very great happening. You certainly wouldn't have to wageslave any more.

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Got sun burn today for fucks sake

>>132281613
I assume that getting hold of a working armed tank would be quite difficult though.

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Lads, I'm genuinely worried about Muslims on public transport. Is there an acceptable age that you would allow your daughter to travel alone? Would she be safer if she wore a headscarf?

>>132281613
nah theyd have to grenade you inside or rpg you, but i highly doubt the uk would decide to do that publically. probably let you out and have a nice wee chat with you

>>132281177
It was the first one I could find on my phone. I wouldn't buy it either but if it was a choice between that shithole and paying £1000 to rent a room in a shared flat in London and having to work 60hrs per week just to keep up I'd take the shitty house

>>132281613
Things that stop tanks. I don't know what they are but I'm sure they exist.

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>>132281236
Don't do that. They would ban people from privately owning/buying tanks then.

We are having enough problems with firearms as it is. The police are getting really nosey since Manchester/London but of course they are targeting the wrong people as always.

>>132281679
The solution is to have Chad sons as her brothers. My brothers are big guys and were always there to protect my sister

>>132281425
in the UK you just need your H Class from the DVLA and your good to go.

All Brit tanks come with tea making facilities as standard, so you can even brew up whilst you wreck your local mosques.

>>132281771
Yeah but that might be a couple cities away for being so specialist, its like you could go on for a couple hours fucking people up

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Might get this t b h

>>132281839
The firing controls can't work though. And it's hard enough getting a permit to shoot on land, good luck getting a permit to fuck around in a tank.

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https://youtu.be/lArRT0MTXOs?t=1m15s

>>132281677
I'm badly burnt as well. I went swimming in the sea Saturday and Sunday and got burnt so bad my forehead has blistered and has been leaking pus constantly.

>>132281613
See https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shawn_Nelson_(plumber)

Also this happend where I was
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1151107/Drunk-British-soldier-arrested-Germany-stealing-armoured-vehicles-running-military-police-road.html
Before I was there though.

>>132281678
BMP and getting illegal munitions isnt as hard as it seems

>>132280773
Normally I'd put it down to the time of night but there's been an extremely low level of engagement in party-political discussion for some time. There's always a fair level of social-political talk though.

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>>132281929

Nice.

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Anyone else joining us for the Battle Proms at Hatfield House on the 15th? British music, reenactments, cannons, flybys, parachuting, and there's a Rhodesian mercenary statue on the grounds of the house.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpiGSMOMtwg

>>132281947
Why would you want to shoot it? You own a tank for Christs sake. Act as a battering ram.

Do many here still read the front page of /pol/ rather than just searching /brit/? I kind of forgot how retarded the Yanks on here are. Is Brit Chan still going? I'd always hoped everyone would have migrated there years ago before 4chan hit the political mainstream.

>>132281929
Mortar investments eh? I've been on that site a few times in my past.

>>132282126
The tanks been there for a few years too though.

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A semi auto version of this is technically legal in the UK

>>132281678
You would assume wrong.

Cat H Tracked Vehicles.
https://www.gov.uk/driving-licence-categories
Congrats your now "road legal"

As for obtaining?
http://www.tanklimo.com/sales.htm
http://www.milweb.net/classifieds.php?type=1
http://transport-equipment.armybazar.eu/uk/vehicles/

Fairly straightforward.

>>132281677
>>132281967
You silly sods. Carry some sun lotion it's going to get warmer again this week.

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>>132282160
That pic is a bit too extreme for UK gun laws tbqhwy

>>132282303
Still legal

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'Owen Jones is our generation's Orwell' - The esteemed literary scholar, Russell Brand

I'm turning into one of those creepy old fellas you see around
I am the personification of Albion

>>132281613

Some Yank chap bought a bulldozer and went on a rampage through the city and was only stopped when he crashed through a shop floor into the basement and ghosted himself so the cops couldn't get him.

>>132282226
Yeah I've learnt my lesson now. Had some on today and got swooped by massive seabirds that stole my fish and chips, smashed my pint and my plate, and knocked my table over.

Or i can get a SCUD launcher from shady russian site.

>Buy soviet SCUD launcher
>drive to some shithole in Eastern Europe
>Park it there
>Launch missile at London
>profit

>>132281177
>>132281702
you wont get a house in durham for 50k as its a student city now, go into the surrounding towns theyre cheap 99% white and in the countryside.
i know this as i have family in esh winning and im planning on living around there when i leave sunderland.

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>>132282003
>daily mail
Bit misleading images in that article, this is the "command vehicle" (wut?) he took.

Bulldog 432.

>>132282345
Legal yes I know. But insanely OTT

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>ywn worship those royal feet

Feels bad man

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>>132282672
want jo's feet t b h q h f a m

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>>132282535
I know m8 I just used it as an example of a nice northern town

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>>132281308
TBQH I preferred her when she used to wank off puppets and shoplift.

>>132282472
The bankas, the bonuses - A scathing criticism of modernity by Russell Brand, PhD.

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Newfag tripcode-user 'Eddie' licks piss off of nursing home floors for money.

>>132282672
>royal

>>132282472

Fuck me he actually said that.

>>132281702
Aye, I agree. I live in the North too, spent some time down South and it can just fuck off. But my point was that £50k in Durham is basically impossible.

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Are things on the up for anyone?

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no

>>132282783
Anonymongs are ruder to me when I actually try to contribute... hmmm

>>132282812
Yes, the mussies and blacks

gays and liberal trash think they have it good but in 30 years (or less) they'll all be killed with machetes by non whites just like every white person

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>>132280773
Things You will never have.

>>132282812
Satan

>>132282879
>still writing
>Not submitted
Yeah nah

>>132282751
That's not bad desu, though Peterlee is a shithole. Spent a few weeks on a job there, fuck all to do, chavs, shit pubs and ended up shagging a 35ish year old skank who pretty much stalked me for 6 months after

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>>132282812
yes

>>132282810
kys poorthener

>>132282879
Those granny bashers are very Chaddish looking

>>132282472
Not much of a criticism. Russell is just about crazy enough to buy into the whole Jew thing, but he always gets sidetracked by moral issues. They are important, yes, but honestly if he focused on the economic issues seriously then he might actually get somewhere useful.

Imagine if he actually articulated anti-global commercialism in a sensible way. He could do some good for once.

>>132282969
That wasn't the sort of up I wanted to hear.

>>132282999
Reverse Satan.

>>132280773
Tinder sluts killed the millennials
I wonder how spectacularly Gen Z will implode

>>132281236
>>132281613
>>132282502

The GCHQ is delicious, you must try some!

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>>132282984
Such decadence.

>>132283207
I think this meme is a secret GCHQ plot.

>>132283170
>They don't like drugs or gay marriage, and they HATE tattoos: Is 'Generation Z' the most conservative since WW2?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3790614/They-don-t-like-drugs-gay-marriage-HATE-tattoos-Generation-Z-conservative-WW2.html
Let's hope they don't lad.

>>132282940
You're actually trying to contribute because we've become so hostile towards you. Any rudeness you experience tonight is just backlash from you acting like such a penis for the past 5 days. I'm going to leave you be, however, as I recognise your behaviour as a symptom of blackpill sickness and I do sympathise.

>>132283292
I really do hate tattoos.

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>>132282751
Honestly look at Sunderland, some of the houses are amazing and are cheap as chips. If you could get around living in Sunderland that is, it's an acquired taste lol.

Decided to order myself a crossbow to fight off the muslim horde when it finally happens.

Any other nanny state legal weapons to get?

>>132283239

I can kind of guess why that never took off.

>>132283301
It's quiet so I temper my hostility to anonymongs slightly

>>132283381
It's the mint, right?

>>132283290
Tis, have you noticed the majority of old tripfags have suddenly changed their trip codes or dissipated suddenly for no reason.

GCHQ is taking them and stealing their identity or replacing them with shitty counterfeits like eddie and righty jew

>>132283292
They'll probably fuck around a record amount

>>132283366
a gun

>>132283366
Some guns.
Bows.
The biggest issue will be ammunition.

>>132283143
>Imagine if he actually articulated anti-global commercialism in a sensible way. He could do some good for once.

But then he would be a smart person and not a dumb person.

>>132283207
Im just picturing a righteous Englishman whos had enough airbrushing images of mohammed getting bummed on the front of his tank with "Fuck Allah" spraypainted on both sides, taking it around England on a demolition spree.

Who would prevent it? Our lads in the Army wont lift a finger because its secretly something they yearned for and the cops will be too dazzled by the spectacle to think clearly and react.

>>132283366
Shotguns are easy as piss to get as long as you don't have a criminal record.

>>132283080
Noticed that. Always a bit jarring when attractive people do deviant things. Maybe they were on drugs during it

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>>132283239
It's like an Indiana Jones special, where he discovers the UK hidden treasure room.

>>132280657
Lads it's July 4, shall we take America back? It's ours anyway but I think The Queen should have a few homes there so we gotta make it safe by killing the natives. Also my house is 20 years older than America, I would consider it a modern cottage too. Hahaha America fucking sucks.

>>132283596
>the bankers the bonuses
>wot we need is a new cypto currency
>TTTHHHESSSEEEEE BANKEERRSSSS

He's so close. It's fucking annoying.

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>>132283143
>>132282775
>>132282808

Russ will lead us to the dawning of a glorious new Britain that will shine like a radiant and eternal sun, its brazen blaze will be so mesmerising to the none-Anglos that they shall have but two choices; to elevate their own peoples and societies to be worthy of gazing upon this new-fangled Anglo glory or to forever avert their eyes and wallow in the bitterness of that which they could never attain.

>>132282940
Nah you're ok when you actually try and discuss stuff. Otherwise you're just an unfoundedly smug git deserving of abuse. I was merely sticking two fingers up to your embarrassing behaviour over the last few days in particular.

>>132283076
You're the poor one and you don't realise it

What is the point of earning 50k a year if it can't even get you somewhere of your own to live? And what if you want to have kids? Are you just gonna rent forever like some cuck slave?

I don't know how old you are but I'm 25, most of my friends from uni are age 25-28. They all moved to London after graduating and work in big 4. After years of service and various 'pay rises' they still live in shared rented flats.

High rate income tax is 40%. This is before national insurance. An average home in London costs around 450k. Banks won't lend more than 3.5x salary for a house.

Don't you see how it doesn't add up? When are they planning to have kids? 50?! Don't you see how skewed the system is in London? No matter what your salary you'll never have a decent quality of life. The sooner you realise this the sooner you can escape that stupid rat race

>>132283496
>>132283548
Holy shit, guns are real? I thought they were a myth.

How about nanny state legal weapons you don't need any paperwork for.

>>132283605
Thing is its gonna be hard in a tank to avoid colletarol damage. Unless you go to E london

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>>132283682

>>132283366
Traditionally fashioned Katana. Make sure you get a superior quality blade designed (and sharp enough) to perform cuts on hard targets. You'll thank me after you've just dismembered your fourth Paki and your blade still isn't fucked up.

Can anyone who still has hope for this nation subscribe here and support her bid for UKIP leader.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG8U7i1YDIQQDftxiMCyYw/videos

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>>132283381
it was minty as fuck and awkward to eat.
It was glorious but complicated.

Theres utterly no justification for the demise of the Secret though.

>>132283678
Dunno man they don't look remorseful in the mugshots. Perhaps they're just sociopathic cunts

>>132283834
Airgun?
Axe?
Swords?
(Body Armour)
(Smoke Grenades)
Tanks
*Molotovs*

>>132283769
Have a few minor issues with Farage, but he really does highlight Brands hypocrisy in this episode,
https://youtu.be/Myf8Pk9NrlQ

>>132283910

I thought you people were just a meme?

>>132283769
(((revolution)))

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>>132283834
You need paperwork for everything unless you wanna go to the deep end if ya catch my drift but UK legal guns with a licence include

Shotguns that hold no more than 2 Rounds
Handguns with a long barrel
Lots of Semi automatic rifles
Sniper and hunting rifles
.22 Uzi

Pic related is an authentic UK legal AR-15

>>132281949
God save the Queen

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Pic related is also UK legal believe it or not

Steyr HS 50 Cal

pic related will tear a hole through your wall and hit the paki 5 blocks away.

you can have it if you have a shooting range large enough

>>132283342
I was driving round Sunderland today m8 it seems alright

I feel spoiled for choice up here

>>132283834

Get yourself a cavalry sabre.

However, this land stand scenario will never happen. They'll have government, police and the army on their side by then and they'll just come and arrest you in a shopping centre legally.

>>132283366
A&e worker here

Crossbows bolts are designed to do minimal damage to humans, we have loads of people coming in with arrows and bolts in their head and will just pull them out without surgery cause it ain't necessary. Hunting arrows and bolts aren't sold I'm the UK and even if you had them still wouldn't work on a human.

>>132283605
I think the army would do something if it wasn't a civil war or coup scenario. Or if there was actual serious tensions.

Tensions at the moment are bad, but not at that point yet. Maybe soon.

>>132283834
Look it up? Read some actual legal advice and legislation, and not us.

Rule of thumb is:
>no pistols
>no semi-auto rifles that aren't .22 and centre-fire
>must have a safe to put them in
>need separate shotgun and firearm licenses
>need to get permission from the police (they will come around your house)
>you will need a reason to own one, like a range or hunting (self defence does not count)
>ammunition is limited

>>132283769
I'm interested in similar things, but those goals are too lofty to be practical. Maybe if he actually cut it down and worked towards it, instead of remaining 'pure' for catharsis, then he might do something

Good video to watch for UK gun laws
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78VDHtA-6YE

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>>132284022
How accurate is this?

>>132284163
>you can have it if you have a shooting range large enough

And this is the problem.

>>132283916
That hussie loves abortion

>>132283990
The samurai weren't just a meme. Real Katanas are absolutely lethal. No ammunition or reloading necessary. With a bit of courage and some elbow grease, you could easily kill 5 Pakis with knives. 15-20 if they're unarmed and can't flank you.

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>>132282879
I think if Jeremy is to have credibility as a Jedi, he has to remove Grand Muff Darkskin from the council of The Left.

>>132283910

Aren't katanas big brittle razor blades that snap if you don't swing them right?

>>132284282
Vast majority of Squaddies are apolitical and only care about the closest whore house and the next pay check. Coup is LARP tier.

>>132284236
Just need different tips and they're readily available or easy to make/get made yourself.

>>132284213
that's the true blackpill, if shit really does get that bad we don't have the solidarity we once had to stand our ground

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>>132284313
Nah GCHQ mate, I don't fancy getting Tommy Mair'd thanks.

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>>132284372
So does the vast majority of Brit/pol/ so it seems like you will have to find somewhere to weep.

>>132284349
Its accurate. I think their may be a limit on pistol calibres but not sure desu

>>132284370
You will find a lot of people own land more than big enough who will be happy if you pay them enough

>>132284349
100% accurate, self loading rimfire and manual loaded centre fire is legal. Along with shotguns

>>132284349
From what I know it is. But what it doesn't say is that it's fucking expensive and not all ranges can cater for higher calibres--which causes an issue.

>>132284449
>squaddies
I'm not talking about squaddies.

>>132284441
Kind of. Broadswords are top tier

>>132284377

Mate katanas were shit.

They were a mark of office not a weapon of war by 1500, the spear and the arquebus were the weapons of war in the Tokogawa period and after.

God out and get a zweihander or a bastard sword and it will do everything a katana does but better and be a damn sight cheaper.

Is it sad that I cry while listening to I vow to thee, my country?

>>132284537
Who then?

Also if you are in Scotland you need a licencefor a airgun nowadays, not sure if they passed it already but SNP will soon

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>>132283682
Americans ain't all bad.

>>132284441
No. If they're made as actual killing swords they're incredibly strong. There's a reason the samurai didn't carry shields.

>>132284591
It's tragic. Wouldn't call it sad.

>>132284522
Nah you need a moral presence in your whorish life

>>132284591
Kinda gay

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>>132283910
Katanas are fantastic meme weapons desu. I used to use a shitty cheap one for clearing out nettles and other tall weeds on my land, fucking brilliant for it as well.

>>132284492

It's why Americans make me laugh when they idolise their guns.

They don't realise every day they're losing the battle while they play with their big boy toys.

>>132284441
Well I know that most of the "Genuine" swords you can buy on your holidays or import is just cheap shit made from Zinc which will snap easily.

>>132284665
already passed, went into force in December 2016.

>>132284654
High ranking officers. Generals, marshals, admirals, and others in similar high ranks.

>>132284709
>There's a reason the samurai didn't carry shields.
I thought that was a cultural thing? Know fuck all about Jap shit though.

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you can also have this, good fort defence from pakis and werewolves if you coat it in silver

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>>132284349
There is one gun in that picture will make you look like a complete twat. As your enemy falls to the floor in convulsions of laughter, you can walk up to them in a mock John Wayne swagger, and shoot them twice in the face.

>>132284919

Hello Dave?

lads, my girlfriend of 4 and a half years has fucked off and i'm sat here on a monday night drinking cheap ass southern comfort. what do next?

>>132281771
They would have to bring the Army in with anti-tank weapons. I don't think the police would have anything to stop an armored car nevermind a tank.

Meh, still a ridiculous idea that would lead nowhere.

>>132284883
High ranks, specifically >Lt Col are appointed based on networking. Networking with state officials.

>>132284802
American logic
>We have are guns to protect ourselves from tyrannical governments!

>Government makes collecting rainwater illegal
>Police beat people up on a daily basis
>NSA confirmed as spying on their own citizens

Yanks do absolutely fuck all despite this.

>>132285000
Fucking off to a club?

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>>132281055
time for the nazis to take over?

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Leathered a load of booze and skunk lads. Been making jungle beats, for me to play bass along to later. I would tell /prod/ but that place is fucking dead.
https://clyp.it/sinoypxd

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>>132284591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KylMqxLzNGo

>>132285000
Why'd she leave you?

>>132285031
Yes, I know there's buddying up and stupid socialites in their ranks. But they're not exactly the same type of person.

>>132285061
What the fuck have you done to our beautiful flag?

>>132284581
That's ridiculous. The spear may have been useful for large engagements and tactical deployments but in smaller combat situations the katana was utterly deadly. They didn't (usually) carry them as ornaments of rank and status, they carried them to fucking kill people---and kill people they certainly did.

>>132284709
>There's a reason the samurai didn't carry shields.

Because they didn't have any proper battles with another country for 1000 years and just ran around larping and dueling each other on the battlefield with their fanny swords?

>>132285000
ffs so go shank a slag from your local pub ya wanker

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>>132285214
fuck off kike

>>132285178
Why would they rebel against the ones who gave them power? If you'd actually met a brigadier or two, you'd have a completely different opinion of our brass. Lions led by donkeys is far more apt today than the great war.

>>132284349
I'm not sure why there's such a broad selection, I mean you can own mostly all semi-automatic rifles, in .22 calibre, and even an AR-15 in theory, but straight-pull, so not automatic at all which defeats the object.

The .50 cals need special ranges which, as far as I'm aware, are mostly invite only. The average range couldn't accommodate .50 cals.

>>132285295
Didn't realise you had a trip. Another one for my filter. Cheers.

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>>132283342
That's nothing ... this is park house .. 225 K ..

>>132284372

M8 that is a fucking minor issue compared to the Mud hordes, fuck me that's like worry about having your shoelace undone while a guy comes at you with a knife.

Again lads, watch her videos and tell me she is not the best possible candidate for UKIP leader.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG8U7i1YDIQQDftxiMCyYw/videos

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>>132285378
thanks for telling me

>>132285071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EE_Njpvqq0

How many times has she been raped I wonder?

http://news.sky.com/story/is-recruiter-sally-jones-wants-to-return-to-britain-from-raqqa-10935755

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>>132285390
Or you could buy a lovely 41 acres for £40,000 here, Build a log cabin for £20,000 and live out your days in peace on your ranch.
https://www.onthemarket.com/details/3845903/

someone bump my thread pls
>>132283226

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Going to see my Grandad tomorrow lads. He truly is a stand-up gent and has been an inspiration to me in his quiet strength, honourable nature and drive to love and provide for his family. The thing is he's really getting long in the tooth and in the last couple of weeks after coming back from a lengthy stay at the hospital he's become increasingly frail and unable to look after himself and I can tell it's really getting to him as he is a strong and proud true Anglo-Saxon who lived through the war and never asked for anything from anyone. Can you lads think of anything I can do to help cheer him up? I've printed out some pictures of him and his grandsons together for him to have about and hopefully gaze upon with pride and admiration but anything else you chaps can think of would be greatly appreciated.

>>132284770
If you've ever held a real, traditionally crafted Katana of quality folded steel construction and not some ornamental replica you wouldn't ever call them a meme weapon. Of course we lack the training and therefore the skill to use them as the Japanese once did, but they're still deadly. With mine, I could confidently say that I could kill 8-10 people at least before I get tired.

>>132283834
for the sort of fighting that is likely you want something small or medium sized, that is bladed and quick.

So a hunting knife, or an axe of good quality. Hatchet/axe is great for survival as well. Remember how versatile this weapon is, and don't always go for obvious big swings or stabs.

Kukri or Parang (basically survival/defense machetes) are also very good bets.

A spear is the best melee weapon for point defense, so for example in your home. Poking at someone with a sharp thing is so easy a child could do it with complete lethality, and in safety because you have range

t autist who seriously thinks about these things

>>132285041
nah mate, don't fancy getting stabbed for being white

>>132285097
general gist i got is that i'm a dad and she can't deal with the kid... but the kid has been there throughout the whole 4 and a half years. so i don't fucking know

>>132285281
oi m8 u want some

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>>132285476
>Fretless bass
Bit of weird choice

>>132285217

M8 a katana can't cut though lamellar armour, only a spear could pierce it.

A katana is only good at hurting someone who is completely unarmed. ie. some peasant that looks at you funny on a road.

The way it's made, the fact that the design has not been changed since 700AD all show you it's a symbol. All that folding it 6 gorillion times is part of the ceremony, in terms of metallurgy the Saxons and Celts had more skill.

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>>132285071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDdPGfvsfyI

This made me feel feels i didnt know i could feel.

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>>132283930
Can you remember this one?

>>132285660
Does he support a football team? I got my granddad (84 now) a program from a Spurs match from the year he was born.

how much shit would i get in for getting a BUF flag from eBay

This gets even my LARP sense tingling
https://youtu.be/6DT0_4SouwU

>>132285416
The only way you'd show that she's the best possible candidate is by posting other candidates for comparison

>>132285217
Not really, the spear and bow and arrow were preferred over the katana in all battles, but the katana was used too, obviously. Primarily, though, they were ceremonial.

The true god-tier swords are the Gladius and the Claymore/Longsword

Though the best blade in battle seems to be the Kukri, used by the Gurkhas. They still use them now and did some serious damage with them in the middle of the 20thC. Tactical, sharp as fuck, easy to use and complements modern weapons nicely.

>>132285578
Good luck getting planning permission and permission to reside lad.

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>>132284982
Hello Dave. There's more than one of us then?

>>132285878
None. But you'll be moved a few places up the list you're already on

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>>132286067
I already live in the area in a slightly smaller plot. I just need some mates :(

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>>132285509
>Jones' British-born son is now about 12. He is believed to have been forced to execute prisoners.

>>132285578

no chance of planning permission, if you want to build a house in the uk, you pretty much have to buy a house and tear it down first

>>132285509
Jesus Christ. What a stupid slag.

>>132285357
Once it's given then it's more difficult to take away. Jumping through hoops is still what some people do to serve. But I agree, I probably wouldn't change my mind.

>>132285727
So she wants to ride the carousel some more?

>>132285907

Well I'll sum them up for you, they make Paul Nuttall look like Farage.

If she doesn't win UKIP are dead.

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>>132285509
To the gallows with her.

Pierrepoint will teach her a lesson

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>>132285854
Nah he's not really into it, his interests are mostly practical things like fixing stuff, gardening, engineering and the like. That sounds like a great present for your granddad though, I'm sure he really appreciated it. I suppose this is more of a personal thing I should think about myself but thanks for the suggestion lad.

>>132286189
So you bought land, got planning and residence permission, built a cabin, sorted out gas and electric and live there now?

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>>132286282
We could have had it all lad.

>>132286279
only logical conclusion, you'd imagine

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>>132285889
Carry on as you were, soldier.

>>132286441
Bore Hole for water, Solar panels and a backup generator for power. So yup. Pretty much

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>>132285777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xacflWZig8c

Anyone got any good doom Hitchens?

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lads I sent the first message on a mate's phone to a girl he'd been on a 'date' with earlier

i-is it good banter or just not on?

>>132285509

Damn I wish they had a comments section, they're usually better than the articles.

>>132286279
Losing rank is an extremely common punishment. Sure some upper brass may feel certain ways about things, but it's literally a "gotta know someone" club, only those in the loop are recommended for the jobs. The majority of brass are of the same class and circle as the people you expect them to rebel against.

>>132285757
>A katana is only good at hurting someone who is completely unarmed. ie. some peasant that looks at you funny on a road.

That's bullshit. Absolute bullshit. Many an armed opponent has been cut down with the daishō, even riflemen who'd hit their target only to be sliced open before they could reload. It's a very quick, elegant weapon with enough reach on it to give armed opponents with all sorts of weapons huge problems.

You guys in the U.K. need to import the "Slide Fire" for AK's/AR's.

Basically it mimicked full auto by firing every time the recoil bumps the rifle off your shoulder.


http://www.slidefire.com

>>132286382
If he drinks and smokes, take him a nice cigar and some nice whiskey. Smoke, drink and chat about the good old days.

If you've got a tablet, take that and show him some videos on youtube. Ask him what he'd like to see, show him some old TV, some old music etc. My Grandad loves that, use my phone too sometimes but he can't see the screen too well.

He'll appreciate the photos though, good shout.

>>132286282
The nationalist movement doesn't belong to UKIP and it might be a very positive thing to rebrand (not least to prevent sniggering Guardianistas pointing out that the name is out of date every five seconds)

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>>132286195
good to know the beady genes are spreading far and wide>>132286195

>>132286525
Big if true. Fair play to you, very envious. I'm planning on doing basically the same, but likely not in the UK. How much did getting permission etc cost? And did you build yourself or buy a kit?

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>>132286604
>women

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>>132286561
'owzzat?

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>>132285836
Yes, they still make Frys Peppermint Creams.
Shit tier in comparison to the 5 centres.

I miss decent oldschool Wallnut Whips, where it had heft to it, was the size of my fist and had a wallnut in the top AND on the bottom.

Chocolate nowadays has all gone fucking funsize, i bought a mars bar the other week (i dont eat chocolate regularly, its whenever the notion takes, so maybe once or twice a year)

I was certain id been sold a funsize.
Fucking Europe gyping me, i want my Marathon back and a pack of fucking OPAL fruits.

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>>132284349
It isn't at all.
0% accurate to be precise...

You posted the fake one.

>>132286604
Women will put up with any amount of namecalling and harassment if they consider you hot enough
If this one is wigging out over one "bitch" then she must really rate your mate low

>>132286382
Has he ever done model making? My grandad is an ex shipwright and we all chipped together to buy him a £500 model of the victory and he is absorbed by it.

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>>132285777
Lad, they can't even sing in English.

>>132286652

Feel free to provide me with some evidence.

And I mean real evidence, not a case where a cheap o' Samurai had supplemented proper lameller with painted sections to disguise that it wasn't made of metal.

A katana is a slicing weapon, you can't cut through metal effectively. To pierce armour you need a point or use blunt force.

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>>132286812
Planning permission was around £180 if i remember correctly and I bought the cabin from a company which put it together as well, all for less than £17,500. Looks similar to the one in the picture but a fair bit larger.

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>>132285629

>>132286926
I was about to question your logic but then I remembered how many times I called my gf a cunt before we got together

also yeah that was sorta what I said to him but he wasn't having it lol. Think I saved his time to boot

>>132286963
That's a good idea that, might get my grandad something similar. When he finishes it you should take him down to Portsmouth to see the real thing and spend a night there going round decent pubs.

>>132286709

It took Farage nearly 17 years to build that party, I don't know if we have another 17 years, we're just going to have to work with what we've got.

The brand is still useful, it's also successful since it achieved it's main goal. But independence is more about the EU anyway, we need to ween ourselves from the drug of migration

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the history they dont teach u

>>132286896
Dead American marines

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>>132287104
Very sensible prices. I'm impressed and it makes me more optimistic about my plans. Nice one.

Picture isn't really related, but if anybody has a Yorkshire one (or any I don't have), I'd be grateful.

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>>132287282

and the history they'll soon teach.

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>>132287282
big if true

>>132287214
Oh he's already been, he hates a fuss made of him so a family trip would annoy him. He kicks us out his house after 20 mins as he prefers his own company.

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>tfw I discover I'm not British
Reminds me of when my secondary school geography teacher told us that true English people have all English grandparents, and it hurt my feelings.

>>132287172
Any woman who leaves you for something shy of punching her is a waste of time

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>>132286543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQiok80yRdU

We are young, confident, affluent, and with no memory of tougher times
We've grown up in an era of never ending financial growth
And expected things to stay that way
We've grown up in owner-occupied homes
With total acceptance of technology, global warming and terrorism
Our whole society has been based on consumerism for the past fifteen years
Making us dream consumers, yet we don't know the difference between a credit card
And a debit card, and we have no idea how much a pint of milk costs
On average we have eight hundred illegally downloaded songs, and one in eight of us
Spends more than one hundred pounds a month on our mobile phone bill
We've never read a newspaper, and we've never used our chance to vote
We allow our governments to make decisions without giving us all the facts

>>132287486

He sounds like a legend.

>>132287486
>European Jewish

>>/g/aschambers

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>>132287392

>>132287486
>Europe West
Probably a frog then from the time of 1066

>>132285918
>Not really, the spear and bow and arrow were preferred over the katana in all battles, but the katana was used too, obviously. Primarily, though, they were ceremonial.


You're talking about large battles. They needed a compliment of archers, swordsman and spears altogether--some more than the others depending on the circumstances and the lay of the land.

It is absolutely ridiculous to suggest that one was preferred over any other, universally, for every type of situation. Of course different weapons have different tactical advantages in the context of large scale battles of up to a hundred thousand men. That in no way relegates the katana or it's smaller counterpart as an ineffective "meme weapon" that was only carried "ornamentally" which is the point I'm arguing here.

In today's world, a real, razor sharp katana could be absolutely devastating if used with any reasonable level of swordsmanship.

>>132287486
Strange to think that the eventual mud-races that dominate the apocalyptic landscape of the future will have some Anglo genes in them... but then maybe it isn't so strange

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>>132287392
>and the history they'll soon teach.
Kek.
>One of the times when God performed miracles at the hand of the Prophet was when the Meccans demanded to see a miracle from Muhammad to show his truthfulness. God split the moon in two separate halves and then re-joined them. The Quran recorded the event.

>>132287545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm-sbOH-nEc

>>132287691
Or a Protestant refugee

>>132280657
Ahh, good old British traditions. Wimbledon 2017. Strawberries& cream. Federer in white. Oh yes, and blast proof barriers because of Islam.

>>132287282
>>132287392
If you said to someone in 1850 that some day we will have a man on the moon, they would have violently scoffed any other possibility than those pictures.

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>>132286707
Great suggestions mate, thanks. I don't think he's that game for a puff and a bevvy nowadays, probably one of the reasons he's made it to 94, but he did give me a couple of his old clay tobacco pipes and had a small glass of guiness at christmas with me a couple of times so perhaps he'll be into it. The tablet is an excellent idea though, I know he has one but probably hasn't realised the potential of the youtube memberberries.

>>132286963
Another great suggestion mate and I think he'd have been into that a few years ago but as much as it saddens me to say it I don't think he'd have the concentration or mental effort to get absorbed in a project like that.

Also lads, I found a weird coin in his house with 'British Africa, 1936' and a star of David on it. Will try and get a snap of it and post tomorrow, I'm sure he's got heaps of old interesting stuff like that knocking about.

>>132287792
You take that back. I'm a Catholic.

>>132287801
And the traditional tournament of several women versus one black transsexual

>>132287939
>catholic
>jewish
>irish
>mudblood

yikes

>>132287776
oh shit I can see the wheat fields now. with a young may giving me the come hether look

>>132287939
Do you look Jewey at all

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dRuPPSKNhE

Everyone has seen this Enoch, right?

>>132287810
Those crazy twats were more interested in the centre of the earth than outer space, kek

Lads Yes!

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/ukip-islam-farage-anne-marie-waters_uk_595a4ae7e4b0da2c7324aac0

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>>132288039

>>132288201
What if we archive that
https://archive.is/KIj2s

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>>132288039
But why did she steal the car?

>>132287861
Can't comment on your granddad specifically, but outside of model making my grandad come across as lacking in concentration and his hand movements are so shakey and uncoordinated, but then he will show me a model of the bismark with 0.5mm drilled holes he plans to put railings into. I've never seen him at "work", but it must focus him significantly

>>132288182
This was enochs message to the future.

Enoch did his part he served in WW2 and should be modelled in statues if there was any justice in this country.

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>>132287746
Katana is a meme. Falchion has the same advantages of the Katana over say, European Long Swords, but has a crossguard and pommel, and is actually decent at thrusting as the point is in line with the thrusting direction.

>>132287746
>In today's world, a real, razor sharp katana could be absolutely devastating if used with any reasonable level of swordsmanship.

Theres your crux right there.

Crossbows got developed because real mans long bow archery was hard as fuck to get proficient at.
Same with swordplay.

Give your average dumb fuck a sharp edged weapon and they'll do more harm to themselves than to others.
If they do manage to swing the business end at someone remotely proficiently without removing their own leg then more often than not they'll lodge into bone, jam up and panic.

People are thick as fucking pig shit and dont have the stomach for actual swordsmanship.

People in the modern military bitch and moan about PTSD, never having had to get up in close and hack off body parts and wade through corpses to get to the next opponent.

Swords are meme tier weapons, reserved for fedora wearing plebs, sane people stick to ranged weapons with a low skill barrier to entry.

>>132288391
Enoch became anti-Interventionialist in his political career, I think the enoch we know would not have so quickly entered the war.

I unironcially just cracked one off to a bi porno
I was only looking at the chick though, I promise

Does this make me a faggot now or no?

>>132288325
Muslim driver, confused over a "field of rape" he thought it was a prophecy to get into a field of rape, Mohammed lied to him.

>>132287746
>In today's world, a real, razor sharp katana could be absolutely devastating if used with any reasonable level of swordsmanship.

Of course it would be, but the katana was not the preferred weapon in battle. Archers can operate at medium range and spears are used in close combat; far more effectively than katanas could be

http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?577053-The-role-of-the-katana-in-Japanese-armies

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>>132288182
The sagacity of this man's prophecies is truly haunting.

'Until a third of Birmingham, a third of London is coloured'

hahaha.....hahaha...haha....ha... *cries*

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>The splitting of the moon is confirmed through eye-witness testimony transmitted through an unbroken chain of reliable scholars so many that it is impossible that it could be false (hadith mutawatir)

>>132288722
Definitely.

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>>132288165
I think I just look like a mouthbreather.

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>>132288835
A third of Chelsea fan…….

>>132289012
Andrew Neil hair

>>132289012
You look like you have an Asian girlfriend

>>132288835
Reminder that thing on the right now holds Enoch Powells seat

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>>132289012
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Senshi-Japan-Version-Exercise-Training/dp/B00ZLDIAYO/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1499127887&sr=8-3&keywords=neck+harness

>>132289012
Is this what I am talking to on brit/pol/ half the time?

>>132288973
Well, it doesn't lad. You're not gay unless you prefer cock to pussy, and I don't. Even sucking a cock one doesn't really make you "gay", it just means you committed a homosexual act once. You're still a faggot, but you're not gay unless you enjoyed it, and continue to enjoy it.

>>132289012
If I saw you on the street I would throw my shoulder into you on purpose

>>132289012
Get a chin.

>>132289012
jesus christ lad, did you cut of your chin and add it to your nose

>>132289295
Some other lad posted his mug before a date and he looked like a straight up goose-stepping Adolf wannabe

>>132287861
Clay pipes are cool, I bought a few off eBay with the hope I'd smoke them at home but I haven't quite worked out how to get a good smoke out of them yet. Can smoke a briar just fine but the clay ones seem impossible, maybe I just bought shit ones.

The Star of David on the coin means it's from Nigeria, their flag used to have that star on. Think it's because of Jewish influence in the country, Igbo(?) nigerians are Jewish, or at least some are. Does it have a hole in the middle? If so, wear it round your neck and you might get invited into some obscure fraternity.

>>132289221
I wish.

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>>132288773
A Field of Rape. The prophecy is fulfilled, brothers.

>>132283916
She's a spy

>>132289012
The halo effect is quite a crazy thing isn't it?

I can tell from just looking at you what you're interested in, and that you're not an interesting person at all. You look like the most weak and boring person I've ever seen.

You look like your hands shake

Those fuckers got my guns! Please just let me have few guns easily, one that doesn't shoot peanut sized bullets out of it.