Brit/pol/ - Aryan Blood Edition

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>he doesn't watch cuck porn
How else can I fantasise about fucking peoples wives?

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Just chillin with my six pack and 7 gf's dont mind me

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50% of Brit/pol/ look like this

>post inspirational Hitler vids

>>132289734
>>132289766
lmao the fucking state

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>>132289734
This is me

Day 5 of nofap. Furthest I've gotten in 10 years.

>>132289734
>pixelating his eyes
why

>>132289843
Ah yes another reddit meme gimic like libertarian socialism

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>>132289766

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>>132289866
reminds me of pic related for some reason

>>132289866
Whoever that is I'd have a beer with him. Would ask him to put a top on first though.

>>132289766
>see that in your backyard

>"YOU BETTER GIVE ME A GOOD CHASE TENDER BOY HUHHOY"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dRuPPSKNhE

Just posting this again so you all see this Enoch.

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>>132289965
>libertarian socialism
doesn't exist

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>>132289866
Me

>>132289766
Good on him for enjoying something.

What should I have with my sweet potato for tomorrow's lunch?

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So just got bit spooked.
>went to kitchen and dogs are staring at door
>open door thinking they want piss
>dogs start sniffing air not going out
>bit fishy so I grab torch
>soon as I step out of door dogs blitz ahead barking
>realise my torch is shit weakballs and barely illuminatesmore than a tight beam
>dare not go to the back of my rather large garden in case its some chav
>just lock door and grab crisps then run back to pc

Hope it was just a cat.

>>132289734
Looks like someone I used to work with

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h-hello

>>132290305
Was he called Adam?

>>132290062
>Whoever that is I'd have a beer with him.
No you wouldn't.
https://thewaltercumpershunterclub.wordpress.com/2016/03/20/iain-spresser/

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posted this in the wrong thread

>>132290394
No, this guy was much older with less hair

>>132289596
faces of britpol?

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>>132290232
That was me, sorry.

>>132290481
I was just fucking with you in hopes I'd be right and you would get nervous

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White devil dis is stronk black women seat know u hear me brudda

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>>132290359
Promiscuous

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Average Poster?
30% Jew
25% GCHQ
24% Muslim
21% Other

Why are Bongs so lazy?

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>>132290200
Steak
>>132290119
Alright Jim how you going lad, surprised the wife still lets you browse.

Would post myself but I'm literally Chad Thundercock thanks to my weighted neck harness and wouldn't want to discourage you lads into a state of resigned aesthetic inferiority.

>>132290582
You almost had me, old bean

>>132290232
Probbaly foxes i get loads of them in my garden.
They propper shit me out though because they sound like a cross between a satanic demon and someone being raped.

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>>132290624
stop calling her a slut ree

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>alpha jaw
>two of his wives killed themselves
>wrote 10/10 nature poems
>aggravated feminists
>poet laureate
>shamen to prince Charles
>influenced worldview of future king


why aren't you a poet?
why aren't you ted hughes?

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>>132290737
I don't think foxes can get into my garden though.

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>>132290643
Still rockin' the punk look after all these years

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>>132290452

enochs_fever_dream.jpeg

>>132290421
What an odd chap.

>>132290595
How far we've come

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>>132290085
Pls

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Why do scousers get so worked up about that footie incident all those years ago?

Someone give me a quick rundown. Why do they still care? Why don't they stop moaning about it?

>>132290232
Might just be someone like me. At night i hop my neighbours fence and let out little shrieks whilst digging through their trash for used panties

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British man signing in.

>>132290748
give leggy pale gf

>>132291016
I thought you didn't like technology, Ted?

>>132291000
>all those yanks pretending they have a connection with it

Disgusting

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>>132291037
get your own waifu desu

>>132290806
I am a poet, just a hungry one

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>>132290359
Don't you have a safe space to go to, you retarded anime nonce?

Woman on tinder called me gorgeous. I can feel the validation coarsing through my veins.
>>132290927
The prospect of a bleak future was enough to depress Powell. We have to live through it

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>>132291000
never forget the 96 gorillion goyim

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>>132291006
There wasn't any noise though, just my dogs barking.

discord gg wZUfvr

needa couple BRITS

>>132291000
Because the police were at fault and blamed it on the public via a cover up that involved the altering and sheer fabrication of statements. If it didn't involve scousers it would be considered nationally abhorrent.

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Hello lads

>>132291196
didnt she turn out to be a nightwhore or something

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>>132290532
me irl

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>>132291175
>safe space
I don't even know what that is supposed to mean anymore

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>>132291196

>>132291000
I honestly don't give a shit about that thing.

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>>132291281
Please tell me that is just a random image off Google

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>>132291196
>>132291293
2 bloody quid

>>132291150
she looks so tiny, i bet i could pick her up and throw her around

>>132291374
No, why

>>132291297
Imagine that.

>>132291261
>the police were at fault
how? didn't the people rush into a stadium? it was greedy cunts who are to blame

Early bird gets the worm indeed, (in this case, they got crushed by another human much like many worms do)

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>>132291190

The pyre's been heaped lad, but the question on everybody's lips is when will the fire rise?

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>>132291380

>>132291297
2nd best beatles

>>132291407
2D women don't tend to have a lot of volume

>>132291425
You ugly mf...

>>132291281
If this was real I'd probably stop posting

I know there are fucks like this who probably do post though

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8ME0RJaAXY

Based Muhammad Ali?

>>132291559
Yeah it's pretty disgusting to think of all of you as actual living breathing humans. You crusty cum covered cunts

>>132290895
then its probbly some roma pikey or chav trying to steal shit like garden furniture and barbecues, happens round my way when the fair comes to town suddenly every ones shit goes missing including dogs that they apparently use for bait dogs in fighting rings.

Fucking pikeys gas em all i say.

>>132291462
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-35383110

http://hillsborough.independent.gov.uk/repository/LLS000000300001.html

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/hillsborough-inquests-who-admitted-what-11227333

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>>132291500
first best?

>>132291673
I always imagine them to be like those "know it all" types, you know the ones. The fucking nerds who were bullied throughout school precisely because they're just know it all wankers. It's not that they're dorky or whatever, but they're just terrible people as well as unfortunate looking, etc.

Like redditors, and anime watchers.

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the phonecall that saved labour

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real babestation hours lads

>>132291815
Yeah so who gives a fuck then? I don't

That's what you get for liking football

>>132291950
THIS IS FOR ALL THE BAYBES AT BABESTASHUN

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>>132291816
you got it

>>132291950
you in the new inn?

>>132291016
He looks a bit fed up by it all.

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>>132290452
what did google mean by this?

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>>132291374
>>132291559
>>132291673
>newfags don't know how to reverse image search

>>132291972
>who gives a fuck
Exactly why this country is dead, the police counted on the "Lel football fans ammirite?" to get away with fault. Tomorrow it will be "Lel alr-right ammirite?" and you'll all sperg out.
Fucking state of you idiots, it's fucking hilarious.

>>132292172
Rivers of blud.

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>>132292172
is he still with us as a black tranny, subverting from the inside

>>132292298
>spotted the Liverpudlian
Listen mate, no one gives a fuck about dead scousers

>>132292047
https://youtu.be/bDFZmJqfFRI

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>>132291261
Police officer: No mate, you cant come in without a ticket.
Cheeky Scouser: Look officer, a UFO.

Scousers without tickets rush past distracted cop and crush people who paid for tickets.

The Hillsborough Massacre summed up.

>>132292221
It's 2:00. Don't bully my laziness.

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>>132291816

>>132289596
Would i get more pussy if i grow a mustache like his?

>>132292404
Why you do you keep banging on about it then you fucking joke

>>132292404
Not even scouse. Just think it's fucking funny how you idiots will happily see state abuse of civils because Lel football hooligans
>>132292418
Same as above.
This country deserves to die tbqh.

>>132292418
Why do cunts do this? Putting the cig in the guitar like a fucking incense stick or something? It's not rock and roll, it's try hard and gay as fuck
Waste of a cigarette and lets everyone know you're a massive cunt

Clapton is fucking garbage anyway

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>(a) Killing members of the group;
>(b) Causing serious bodily or mental harm to members of the group;
>(c) Deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part;
>(d) Imposing measures intended to prevent births within the group;
>(e) Forcibly transferring children of the group to another group

Any of the definitions of genocide ring bells fellas?

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>>132292594
Obviously it depends what the rest of your face looks like.

OFFICIAL
discord gg t3v2UhP

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>>132291578
Such wisdom, funny to see BBC presenters were slimy pro-miscegination weasels even back then.

>>132292172
I guess 'The Great Replacement' isn't just a meme? ....REEE GOOGLE STOP BLACKWASHING EUROPEAN HISTORY
>>132291950
I don't know if this is you reposting that image or she's wearing the same fanny-floss again. Hope she washed it desu.

>>132292627
I've never met a football fan who wasn't a fucking cunt

Prove me wrong, name one remotely interesting person who watches football religiously...

>>132291950
>>132292405
https://youtu.be/4YrFtC9yzJE?t=1m44s

daytime nips

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>>132291816
best beatle is paul

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How accurate is this?

>>132292723
Flawless logic lad, I hate civil liberty now. Boot on my face now please.

>>132292807

Not at all.

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>>132292807
reminder americucks cant own cbows

>>132292695
The guy on the right really isn't totally fucked though

1. Tan
2. Lift
3. Better haircut
4. Steroids for jaw gains
5. Fix the piegon neck

David gandhi (guy on left) has a massive beak anyway

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>Fuck it.
>FUCK IT!
>Fuck politics. Let us become the band of the people, and for the people.
>Are you with me Noel?

>>132292709
a lot of the babestation girls wear fanny-floss knickers so they can show off as much fanny as possible without getting in trouble with ofcom

>>132292633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hftgytmgQgE
nah mate

>>132292884
I bet you wank to boots on your face you faggot fuck

>>132292967
Then why do I own one

Had someone try to argue in favor for communism and use the Grenfell Tower as a perfect example.

The fuck lads.

>>132292807
t. American

>>132292633
no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg9IZyx_-Os

Just a reminder lads, get behind the Water. Drive Islam out of the UK.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/ukip-islam-farage-anne-marie-waters_uk_595a4ae7e4b0da2c7324aac0

Lets put the great back into Britain.

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>>132292807
You can buy rifles in the UK, as well as pistols with really long barrels.
They just have to be straight pull or w/e, not semi or full auto.
You can also get a silencer really easily since police want to reduce noise pollution and pointless callouts for "gunshots".

>>132293182
Why didn't you archive?
https://archive.is/KIj2s

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>>132292803
Wrong. The best Beatle was Marlboro Light.

>>132292996
Fucking hell is that Noel Gallagher?

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>>132292807

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goodnight senpais...

>>132293232
Get fucked. This is all you post.

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>>132293260

>>132293019
A lot of the time Lori Buckby goes on completely naked and somehow avoids showing it to the camera

>>132291000
Whats gets me is that we hear about hillsborough, but what about heysel?
Where 39 mainly juventus fans were squashed to death by scousers looking for a fight, yet its almost never heard of or even talked about.

>>132293037
>>132293175
i don't care if he said some remotely "racist" shit
he also dropped his child out of a window while high or coke or whatever the fuck

you people are retarded, his music is shit

>>132293385
>name my band, lads

what are the official brit/pol/ guideline/tips for finding a girl worthy of, potentially, dating?

Had a few people at my gf's and one lass won't leave, kill me

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>>132293385
You put the guitar on the wrong person you plonker.

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well?

>>132293547
Probably muh church

>>132293547
Don't bother looking in Britain, because there aren't any.

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>>132289866
It's time to up your daily dosage, Eddie.

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>>132293547
Give up.
There is no hope for your family, your country or your race.

>>132293550
just rape her

>>132293547
1. Don't ask a board of mostly outcast virgins for advice on anything

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>>132293547
put £20 behind the counter at the local kebab house around one o clock, bag the next girl that orders there

>>132293712

Bit much lad, just tell her to leave first.

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>>132293743
>hippie
I, for one, am not a virgin!
Bask in my manliness.

>>132293547
Just find a girl somewhere, work, school, whatever, and try not to be completely insufferable

>>132293547
#1 Uni helps to find girls, just because of all the parties.
#2 Talk to your friends and family and ask about any potential friends of theirs you could meet with.

>>132293547
Your best shot is to find a 16 year old girls with agreeable mental problems

>>132293391
yeah, lori loves to be naked. she was showing her fanny off like crazy the other night though

https://www.t-51.com/lori-buckby-2017-06-26/

>>132293712
Suppose I wouldn't have to see her again

>>132292983
>'not totally fucked'
>all he has to do is move to a sunny country, develop a rigorous weightlifting regime, take steroids and completely change his face/body
Lel

>>132293648
Only in London will you find a golf ball with protruding yellow spikes shoved 80% into the ground.

Cheers Tony.

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>>132292695
>>132292594
Nigel pulled it off

>>132293319
Night night fudgepacker x

>>132293263
http://fortune.com/2017/05/22/kinder-egg-usa-debut/

Will you have metal knives in 2018?

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>>132289766
I'll be honest. If I was raped by that guy, I would shitpost as a manic-deppressive soldier called Eddie too.

>>132292633


It can be tryhard but it's also a good place for a cig and cravings mean you would definitely light one up even if you only have 30 seconds to spare and then store it.

If you've ever smoked you'll see that people do retarded addict shit like smoke two fags in ten minutes just to get enough nicotine in your system to last through an upcoming 2 hour lesson period. People take butts out of an ashtray to combine them into a single rotten cig. One time I ran out so I literally once rolled bread crusts in a scrap torn off a sheet of A4 paper and tried to smoke it.

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>>132293425
Rivers of blood.
It Is the only viable name i can come up with.

>>132293971
>He thinks any of that is remotely taxing at all
Found the fat fuck lazy loser

The guy on the left does the same shit as I mentioned, and has had surgery on his mug

>>132294111

Shit watch out septic, looks like the NYPD are conducting another rain water raid!

Better get it flushed down the loo.

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>>132294047
And do you have Nige's face?

>>132293399
His music isn't shit though. First, that's clearly objective, but more importantly it is technically quite good music, he's talented.

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watch out drumfy we're coming for you


#NOWWELCOMEINMYBRITAIN

>>132293019
tell us lad
is it true u used to wear fanny-floss knickers on ur backdoor to tempt and tease ur old man into smashing ur poostar?
and did ur ma worked for Ofcom?

>>132294164
>If you've ever smoked you'll see that people do retarded addict shit like smoke two fags in ten minutes just to get enough nicotine in your system to last through an upcoming 2 hour lesson period. People take butts out of an ashtray to combine them into a single rotten cig. One time I ran out so I literally once rolled bread crusts in a scrap torn off a sheet of A4 paper and tried to smoke it.
I've done pretty much all of this and I still wouldn't light a cig and put it there on my guitar
There is literally no reason at all to do it other than "image"

>>132294224
Lets see your ripped, bronzed body and chiselled features then lad

>>132294299

> Objectively shit.

Yep.

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>>132294342
>water was poisoned and all his sheep were killed
how do i know that's bullshit?

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oh my god

weed and malteseres

is there anything more british?

>>132294299
You have no idea what you're talking about
He is utter garbage

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This car pulls outside your house to arrest you for hate speech.

How fucked are you?

>>132294299
I just don't like how black all that old rock music sounds
Like, be more a nigger why don't ya

>>132294575
there's not enough tucker on /britpol/!

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>>132294342
You know what's funny anon?

It's the fact that Aberdeenshire, the local authority of which Trump's golf course stands is now a predominately Conservative region which has rejected the SNP in all of its constituencies as of June. The North East is now one of the most right-wing parts of Scotland so the reality is that the protesters wouldn't be welcome there, Trump would.

Pic related, how Aberdonians reacted to the February Trump protest in the city centre.

>>132293946
I shagged a babestation girl once. True story. She wasn't as hot as her though, and was totally menta, obviously.

>>132294111
>Implying we can't carry knives
>Implying people can't buy knives

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>>132293802
This is why we need to destroy the Monkey Box culture, deport them, and import only Greek women who know the art of the Gyros.

>>132294342
did the farmer have any proof?

>>132294047

Was he, dare I say, trying to grow an /Enoch/?

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>>132294291

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>>132294632
Fuck this timeline.

>>132294490
Yeah cos' I'm definitely gonna post my face on a rightwing racist imageboard aren't I? You dopey ugly cunt

>>132294575
Knowing yanks, it's probably true.

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>>132294632
Tell them your a bottom, and ask for a thorough investigation.

>>132294821
The side windows are covered up just in case the arrested ever wanted to have fun with the policeman or the sniffer dogs.

>>132294593

Stop being a fucking degenerate you lout.

>>132294593
The malteser cripple

>>132294710
Who?

>>132294632
I had hoped society would learn the lessons of the past. The link between paedophilia and homosexuality couldn't be clearer

>>132294996
Weed isn't degenerate, you square cunt
You just dislike it because you don't have friends to smoke it with

It's really only bad if you have a history of bad mental health in your family, and if you overdo it (like smoking daily)

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>>132294947
Go back to eteen you posh fuckboi.
I bet you're a Tory.

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honestly lad what would you do in a zombie apocalypse, id probably just hole up for as long as i can in my house in a small parish then fuck off where the road takes me and hunt for food when the majority of the pop. has diminished

>>132294827
I'm not fat and I'm not even that ugly, but to say all of that is "not remotely taxing", you'll need to back it up with some evidence. Otherwise it's safe to assume you're just a flabby pasty numpty.

And what country are you from, hiding behind that meme flag?

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So with an unironic interest in ships, politics and history and a disdain for modern degeneracy finding a suitable mating partner, who looks to marry and not just fuck and leave, seems like a major improbability.

Do I just sit down and accept that Britain is finished?

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>>132290906
The (((punk look)))

>>132295236
No, you actually try

>>132295236
You'll need to find a rural, Christian girl m8

>>132294617

Although he did once burst into tears due to hearing Hendrix play so much more magically and intensely than him, Clapton did have some bangers and he could play some serious stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gkLzLxVtoM

>>132294617
You think Clapton is a shit guitarist? You think he's a shit songwriter? You think he's a shit performer?

Both of these songs are objectively good songs. You might not like the style, but the writing and the execution is great.

https://youtu.be/sSbqm7ZK_9s

https://youtu.be/fX5USg8_1gA

>>132294637
Kind of, but you've sort of fallen for the 'blacks invented this music' meme. But I do accept that as a criticism and it's better than just saying NO like the other faggots have done.

>>132293175
Not heard that, hilarious.

>>132294531
Cool

>>132295236
Britain is not a metaphor for your cock

I thought Italy was based, fuck me this is depressing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmRrzWskfDc

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>>132295349

I have yet to find one and I consider myself rural. My only success came 3 years ago with a Hungarian immigrant who I was with for 8 months before she left me without ever telling me why.

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>>132295110
Oi, you're coming with me and my mates, cunt.

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>>132295236
Britain is finished regardless of what you do, so just do whatever makes you happy.

>>132295028
About 10 years ago, called Lucy. She was in Zoo/Nuts once as well, got the copy somewhere. Will dig it out and get some photos tomorrow.

>>132295520
Fack off rozzer nonce

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>>132295179
Rule number one: If she still sucks your cock after 5 years of marriage, then she's a Keeper.

>>132295508
Well being good looking would help. If that doesn't work you need to start a cult and indoctrinate the female members

>>132295480
The Pope and his recent predecessors has/have been instrumental in the downfall of Europe.

And I have no idea why you think Italy is based, they allow thousands of nogs and arabs to land on their shores every single day and do not a single fucking thing to stop it.

>>132293425
As far as i see it an average tier white loner autistic girl is the only option in todays day and age.
>wont have beef curtains
>wont be a degenerate
>least likely to have been indoctrinated by the kikes at uni if she even went uni due to that indvidual mentalilty.
>more likely to be religious
>more likely to have had a strict upbringing.
>more likely to not care about material possesions
>very inteligent and buries her head in books most of the time.
>more likely not to get cucked by her.
>easier to redpill if not already.

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>>132295208
>being this much of a memer
You've watched far too many films or played far too many games. On an island as outrageously overpopulated as ours, holing up in a building alone is simply not an option (not even if you're loaded with guns and ammo, which you obviously won't be in this country). Joining a trustworthy and well-armed gang/commune is the only option for decent-term survival. And there's very little wildlife for our land area - if you don't know how to hunt already you're done.

Britain is finished. No matter what you say, do, think or act; Britain is finished. There is no hope for the former superpower, there is no hope for the people and there is no hope for the future; Britain is finished.

We must abandon ship because Britain is finished.

>>132295747
didn't they elect a fashy lass last month. I know it wasn't for anything big but shows the changing mood

>>132295917
Stop being a melodramatic baby

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqMlJcNKhHA&feature=youtu.be

DISGUSTING
Was it the Jews?

>>132295917
Abandon ship and do what? Sail to your precious land of the rising sun?

>>132295708
>>132295508
Find a Tamil girl. They're pretty much all 8/10s, take good care of themselves, don't stink of curry and just want to be mothers and wives. They're also pretty intelligent and generally despise muslims and hate Africans. If you get on well with their dad or brother you're set for a good life.

>>132295222
How is it taxing? It should be normal to maintain personal appearance, and stay healthy and active, you fat fucking cunt.

>>132293547
No childhood crushes
Check their social media do they post nothing but themselves or their friends/hobbies
Make sure they've never cut themselves have daddy issues or in need of rescue amongst other things there's a image somewhere on the 10 things you should avoid which is a good list
Where to find them?
Clubs - don't expect a long term relationship for obvious reasons but do expect some kind of std if you're around for too long
Your hopefully large network of your friends and their friends - where I tend to go
Church - self-explanatory

>>132295988

No; invade Japan.

>0233
>Rightly so isn't posting

>>132289843
This is me except death for adultery.

>>132295352
>>132295361
He's technically good, so what? So are 13 year olds on YouTube. He's a shit musician, you're both just plebs unfortunately

>>132295754
Basically guaranteed to be fat/ugly and with shit-taste in everything though. The sort of hopeless girls who unironically enjoy TV sitcom 'Miranda'.

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>>132295867
I literally said hunting in my post

I think you need to calm down a bit and realise your "group" would likely beat the shit out of you and eat you LOL.
Also its not hard to get firearms in Britain you mong.
There is a lot of wildlife in Britain, Pheasents Cottontails, Muntjac and bigger game in rural areas you could survive for a long time.

You shouldent be so naive and look at what happens during epidemics across Asia etc.
reckon you would be dead pretty soon (;

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>>132296027
It's not really normal to have a strong tan in this country. And not exactly average to be built like a brick shithouse with model-tier looks. But fair enough it's not hard to put in some token effort.

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>>132295208
Zombie apocalypse?
Feral paki and wog apocalypse seems a hell of a lot more likely desu.

>>132295115
>Weed isn't degenerate, you square cunt
You stupid, stupid bastard.
Smoking weed is like tattooing your brain.
>Tattoos are cool you square cunt
Soft-headed, degenerate bastard

Why do lasses get their minge pierced? It isn't attractive.

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>>132296423

Why do men wear condoms? It isn't attractive and Britain is finished.

>>132296423
It gets my worm wriggling but it's degenerate so I wouldn't encourage it.

>>132296009
I don't see why there's a big fuss over women t.b.h. I'm not gay but I have 0 respect for or non-physical attraction to women. When it comes to women I just take what I need and leave. Problem is I want sons so I'll probably be stuck with a wife as a result

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>>132296423
Men don't want them and they're too dumb to understand why so they keep experimenting.

>>132296143
what a terrible argument, that insinuates one should stop playing guitar because someone else is better than them. im not a huge clapton fan, but from what ive heard here you have to agree that he can shred

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I'll be honest with you lads, and after 10 years of research, the only possible suspect is (picture enclosed)

>>132296143
A shit musician that has won all sorts of awards, is a CBE, sold countless albums and singles and has toured the world giving joy to millions for decades.

>>132296307
No one is talking about "normal", are they? You fucking idiot.

The guy on the right in the pic, is being directly compared to the guy on the left. The guy on the left... is a model who tans, is on steroids, has had surgery, maintains personal appearance, has a decent haircut, does all of the other things I mentioned

I'm saying it's possible for the guy on the right to improve himself to such a degree that he wouldn't look out of place standing next to the guy on the left. It's entirely possible with enough dedication, time, and money

>>132296675
no smoke without fire like

It sucks you have to have a license to watch tv.

>>132296558
You have a very unhealthy mindset and one that the world could well do without.

>>132296233
You're wrong about that.

Getting a firearm is a pain in the ass. You get annual checkups, and there are huge restrictions on where you can store your gun and how ect.

Also, half the game would run out so quick. Pheasants and other game only really survive because of people taking care of them.

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>>132296233
Yeah, hence me suggesting that you need to actually know how to hunt before you get the idea into your head. If you think all that wildlife is just strolling around to be eaten by 65 million hungry mouths with the same idea, then you'd probably have to think again. And the 'muh edgy loner' plan would just end up with you getting sniped or trapped by a bunch of lads, you're far better off with some mates or family for company. Very naive lad. :^)

>>132296411
>Smoking weed is like tattooing your brain.
Moronic

Tattoos aren't cool, but we're talking about weed, not tattoos, you stupid friendless, sheltered fucking virgin

Weed is only bad if you overdo it, or have bad mental health within your family, etc

Prove me wrong

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>>132294164
Smoking isn't addictive and is actually good for you.

>>132296143

You are a fucking retard.

He's the only famous guitarist to perform with an orchestra and sound good and balanced. All of the epic tier guitarists have tried the orchestra meme at some point and have sounded awkwardly shoehorned into the scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmyT1F3RBzY

>>132296508
At least condoms serve a purpose, what's the reasoning behind piercings? They put me right off desu.

Brought a lass home yesterday night and as I was about to stick my willy in I noticed a piercing, I just kicked her out the house and didn't even pay for her taxi home, haha.

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>>132296160
On second thoughts maybe ill just take the MGTOW pill and live life to the fullest, fucking miranda of all things thats the true epitome of the death of British comedy.

Though having said that people can be changed through indoctriantion away from the modern world and towards that of tradition, so there is always hope despite how futile it may seem.

>>132296606
>hat insinuates one should stop playing guitar because someone else is better than them
No it doesn't, you fucking moron.
Clapton is shit.

You can be a bad guitarist technically and still make great music
You can be a great guitarist technically and still make bad music

Clapton is a slightly above average guitarist technically and makes shit music

He makes music for bald people and closet homosexuals

>>132296787
Nah man women don't respect you if you're "nice" to them.

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Fuck England and fuck British people. 1776 will commence again niggers.

>>132296606
He's no. 2 in the Rolling Stone's list of the 100 greatest guitarists behind only Hendrix. Anyone who doesn't rate him either doesn't know music or is just being contrarian.

>>132296683
>A shit musician that has won all sorts of awards, is a CBE, sold countless albums and singles and has toured the world giving joy to millions for decades.
All of that means nothing, you fucking idiot
If anything, it just means there are a lot of stupid fucks in the world.

Bieber has won awards, Beyonce has won awards... does this make them good musicians? No! It just means a lot of people have shit taste and are ignorant (Like you!)

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>>132293917
>Your best shot is to find a 16 year old girls with agreeable mental problems
Lad, you're putting way to many legal obstacles into the equation. What even is agreeable in Jewish law.? It's 2017 FFS.

>>132297166
America will crumble and nobody will care

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>>132296700
You brought up the word normal, hence me quoting it. Obviously it's easy to at least get a decent hairdo and not be obese/skellie, but beyond that I think you'll find most people are too busy to be fighting fit and in great shape. Modern sedentary working life doesn't really give most people time to get a toasty tan and big pecs.

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>>132297166
>Again
Wahey

>>132297089
There's a middle ground. You don't have to be a total faggot, but you also shouldn't be a cunt. But if you're happy living a hollow life and happy to never find love and create a real family then that's fine, it's not necessary to do either.

But speaking from experience, there are a lot of good women out there. Ones who will devote themselves to you completely and do all they can to make your lives as good as they can be.

>>132296836
>Prove me wrong
To be fair, weed isn't a problem if you're happy with a career in the food service industry, or teaching.

Enjoy your burger-flipping.

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>>132297166
I won't let the deranged ramblings of a dying relative insult me.
You don't know what you're saying.

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Why are Americans being more mean than usual, lads?


Wish they'd stop bullying us. We're only a small island.

>>132297082
>makes shit music
Opinion. Not fact. Stop now, you've become tedious.

>>132296945
see>>132297082
>>132297226
Clapton is garbage, get some taste

>>132297247
There is more than enough time, people are just fucking lazy

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>>132297257
>you left me america
>and the whole world couldnt fill the hole you left in my economy

>>132297339
4th July. They always get like this. Clinging on to that one piece of history they have and pretending they did something worthwhile

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>>132297064
Yeah, Mgtow are such losers for not investing in a system that fucks them over every way possible.
What would happen if that system failed to pay out single mother child support gibs and soc welfare to nig nogs?

>>132297285
t. No argument so projection instead
Stay mad you fucking loser

>>132297354
It's both opinion and fact

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I want her to step on my balls, lads.

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>>132297469
Everyone with a 9-5 should be hitting the gym before/after work then?

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hitchens was right. evolution has never been proven yet it's the biggest accepted social theory on the planet.

they don't intermarry or breed to ensure their survival, while the masses will. this is the true nature of darwinism. wake up people

>>132289596

>A few shitty little revolvers
> "Huge"

>>132297636
Yes, and people do? How stupid are you?

I have made the responsible decision not to get a gf because I am becoming increasingly mentally unstable and I don't want to go to prison for the rest of my life

Come on, mate, it's obvious every living thing on the planet is related.

>>132297796
You insinuating that you'd kill her or something?

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>>132297339
>Why are Americans being more mean than usual, lads?
Had such high hopes on 6/23/16.
Now you've reverted to heir-to-Blair type.
>fuck Islington
>fuck the BBC
>fuck Grenfell tower Pakis
>fuck Corbyn
>fuck "Mummy"
>fuck Northern bastards
>fuck Southern puffters
>fuck YKTD

>>132297684
>they
Who? (((they)))?
>>132297785
Some people do of course. But I'm not sure what bubble you're living in where most people are hitting the gym regularly whilst juggling all of life's other responsibilities.

>>132297926
I'm just saying I don't take breakups well

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So are we backing Anne for leader, lads? Yes or no?

>>132297481
this

>Britain hosting Wimbledon and not the US

US btfo

>>132297988
>But I'm not sure what bubble you're living in where most people are hitting the gym regularly whilst juggling all of life's other responsibilities.
The people who don't do so out of laziness or just because they don't want to.

Are you a fucking retard, honestly?

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Prop plane just flew over at this hour. Odd?

>>132297469

It is literally his tastefulness that people credit him for the most. That's why he's called slowhands, because he always plays with proper feeling and phrasing instead of just tearing it up with a million notes.

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Did my ancestors do well in retaining their Anglo ancestry and not mixing?

>>132298114
please don't assault me with your gay porn

>>132297988
>Going to the gym 3 or 4 times a week for an hour each time is impossible
>Life has too many responsibilities
>Can't spend a few hours each weekend cycling or lifting or swimming
Take some fucking control over your life lad.

>>132298064
Most people don't go to the gym because they don't have time - they drop the kids off at school, work all day then have to pick the kids up from school in a continuous cycle. Who rustled your jimmies tonight?

>>132298154
>That's why he's called slowhands, because he always plays with proper feeling and phrasing instead of just tearing it up with a million notes.
I think you'll find that's just the marketing talking, mate.
You're a pleb anyway

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>>132297988
>who

those in the know

>>132297522
Your basically Implying that paying more tax through social security schemes is more important than the survival of the white race!

Yes there is a problem with this fuck a woman, bail and have the state look after caffer mentality without a doubt. however to simply live a life without having children is downright ethnic suicide, I mean what is the purpose of every organism in natute, i belive its to carry on their existance is it not?

But go right a head take your MGTOW pill it would be doing the genepool a favour by keeping the beta's out futher strenghing the next generations genectics.

>>132295754
>>132296160
It's not a real thing
girls like that don't really exist

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>>132298191

>>132298376
>Most people don't go to the gym because they don't have time - they drop the kids off at school, work all day then have to pick the kids up from school in a continuous cycle.
BULLSHIT!

They claim they have no time, but they find time to watch TV and do other meaningless shit, yeah?

Fuck off you fat cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0j3-tmQLjg

>>132298506
Macron has a worrying face; he looks like he's going to go down in history for something truly terrible.

Very intense looking and has the face of a complete liar.