Brit/pol/ monty edition

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First for keep Rightly So banned permanently

How many hours a week do you anons work for?

Surely you aren't all neets

>>131342103
I work around 40 to 55 hours a week but I work for myself and Monday is my admin day.

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>>131341873
>not archiving bbc posts, but all others.
You are a fucking pedo.

>>131342305
Copied and pasted them from the last one mate. The beeb doesn't earn money from clickbait like the others anyway.

Police next door doing precisely nothing about a couple of fat ugly lesbians that scream and shout at each other every other day.

>>131342103
I do 4 12hr shifts then get 4 days off, rinse and repeat.

>>131342103
Last time I worked was 2012

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C-can't we get the DUP to run and get a majority across the entire Union?

Is there anything worth looking out for in the steam summer sale lads?

I haven't played a decent shooter in ages so bought Wolfenstein, Rage, Doom, singularity, and BioShock infinite. I'm hoping one of those is good.

I normally play strategy/tactics stuff, so am very keen on games like Xcom 2, Warhammer Total Warhamster, War game Red Dragon.
Any recommendations on either of those themes would be good

>>131342103
37.5 officially. Normally about 41. Normally only work 3 days a week.

>>131342262
The Grenfell Residents, through neglect, turned their tower into a death trap. Risers were damaged and leaking, the stairwell and hallways were stuffed with flammable materials, some flats were home to more than ten people.
Cladding was a minor problem in comparison.

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>>131342103
NEET for 3 years.

>>131343175
I would say get Stellaris for subjecting a galaxy to your will, but (((Paradox))) have all sorts of mixed races and female heirs ruining it.

>>131342805
Fucking scratter

>>131342103
I'm a NEET. I'm in my 30s now though and worked hard and paid my taxes for nearly as long as some of you little bastards have been alive, so you can save your condescending remarks.

>>131343175
Halcyon 6 is kinda fun, nice little indie strategy RPG type thing

>>131343478
I put all my ethnically challenged pops on desert planets and made them miners, all my whites got to do science!

>>131343478
I did buy that a few weeks back but returned it. Making a race of space Nazi lizards was fun, but the game itself appeared incredibly dull. I played for an hour and a half and realised that all the game was was some nice quotes and flicking between half a dozen different graphs.

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I believe this wholeheartedly but do you have a fire report or something as a source?

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>>131343370
I WANT THE NUMBER BEING BLOCKED BY THE D NOTICE SO THAT I CAN TWEET IT TO SADIQ KHAN FOR COMMENT

WHAT IS THE FUCKING NUMBER???!!!

https://twitter.com/AceRimmerTwitte/status/879121894741393408

>>131343175
I picked up Ultimate Marvel VS Capcom 3, the complete Shadowrun bundle and Fallout 1 and 2 for 30 quid altogether.

>>131342103
NEET since last year man.

>>131342810
kek yeah I can see the political wing of the Old Testament doing well outside of Norn Iron.

>>131343447
Neet soon. July 8th is first sign on. How can you be a neet for 3 years? Have they stopped any gibs? Or did you prove that you are applying for 1 billion jobs per week?

>>131343370
What are you basing this on?
Even if it's true, I live in a tower block and we all keep flammable shit in hallways, we know we shouldn't but we all do. Also, I'm sure the lack of sprinklers contributed somewhat.

All the fucking indignant neets itt., If you fuckers got off your arses and contributed to the economy we wouldn't need to bow to pressure and take in all the fucking muds.

You are not part of the problem.
YOU ARE THE PROBLEM.

>>131343175
Mordheim would be up your street.
The Deus Ex collection is also a great deal, you get everything including Mankind Divded and its season pass cheaper than Mankind Divided at the moment.
Dishonored is £2 at the moment which is a steal. There's also Psychonauts for 69p. Beyond Good and Evil is only £1.74 and one of the best adventure games made.
FFX/X-2 HD is worth the £10 but might not be what you want.

You should also check out the bundle deals for series like Worms, Sonic, Resident Evil and developer bundles like Bethesda and Sega.

Arma 3 is the best serious shooter, otherwise New Vegas or Borderlands might be worth a look.

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>>131343895
FUCK IT COULDN'T BE BOTHERED WAITING FOR NUMBERWANG FAGGET

https://twitter.com/AceRimmerTwitte/status/879162702983081984

>>131344783
We had the problem for many years before I became a NEET. Why bother working to pay taxes to support Abdul and his 12 children?

>>131344785
He looks like elon musk after a life of kebabs and lager.

>>131344889
meant for >>131344756

>>131342103
Neet for 2 years now.
I'm an artist though so I literally don't give a fuck. It's by the by as far as I'm concerned.

I don't mind being the cliche of "le starving artist" providing I actually get to create. It's a nuanced feel, you wouldn't understand.

>>131344598
I'm 35 and I plan on being a NEET for the rest of my life. I worked for 17 years and it drove me to a psychotic breakdown that ended up with me getting sectioned. They're not getting any more income tax from me.

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>>131344889
We've had the problem for a long time but we've had work shy dick heads sponging off the state for a long time too. Your logic is that somebody else fucked the country why should you bother to try and fix it. Your attitude is as bad as any traitors.

>>131345013
Andy?

>>131344756
Hey fuck u I need my ESA I got anxiety and shit

>>131345112
Mate our taxes only goes on importing and providing for more of them. Most of them dont work. If I worked and the government got more taxes, they'd probably import a few more

>>131345170
No, mate.

>>131345186
You think I don't have my share of problems? Britain owes you nothing, before the gov decided to start throwing away it's resources you would have been left to starve, and rightly fucking so.

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>>131344598
My NI contributions ran out after a year, haven't been on benefits since. I just survive somehow each month broke.

>>131345229
We need migrants to prop up the economy, if we fixed the economy we wouldn't need migrants. Do your part or never complain about Abdul again, your just an enabler.

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>>131345013
53 here. Never had a job that wasn't ended prematurely by closure or cuts. First time signing on. Applied for two jobs. One no interview. Second, interview but not offered job. Unbelievably, the latter was half of my last wage. I am at the "Fuck It" stage.

>>131345283
I had a friend witha similar story, we lost touch years ago though, hope he's OK, and hope you get yourself sorted out too. And get a fucking job.

>>131345353
Britain may not owe me anything but it's decided to keep giving me NEETbux, so why not take 'em? I worked since I was 16, all the way through Uni and up until last year (I'm 31), now I'm getting my shit paid for and doing nothing, why not take advantage?

>>131345636
I've already explained why dick head.

>>131345353
Not him but, you're oversimplifying the issue, you stupid cunt.

First of all, if this was 100 years ago, neets wouldn't have had a choice. Also, there wouldn't be the conditions that exist now that reward stagnation.

I don't give a fuck what your problems are. People have different lives. People had different upbringings. People are NEET for all sorts of reasons. People aren't just "lazy", there is a massive underlying issue that the government is ignoring. It's not uncommon.

Fuck em'

>>131345436
Are you working some hours, or using your savings? I ask because most of my savings have gone now.

>>131345487
We don't need migrants to prop up the economy at all. That's bullshit. We need to imprison the currupt, parasitic banksters, special interest groups and traitorous politicians and get the fuck out of the European Union. We don't need immigrants. You sound like a fucking Kike.

>>131345710
>muh state of the country
>muh immigrants
>muh 'britain owes you nothing!'

I've already explained I don't give a fuck though. I'm just riding the ESA train, blessedly free from anxiety and have all the time in the world to shitpost on /pol/. I'm not changing a thing.

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>tfw m*ds think they can ban the superior tripfag

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>>131345809
Doing odd jobs for family, selling possessions, you name it. Actually one week I found a wallet with £100 in it during my 3am walks because a normie dropped it coming back from the pub.

>>131345353
>>131345813
and I forgot to add:

What do you expect? The Job Centre and welfare system is literally Pavlovian conditioning, it rewards mediocrity and failing to "find a job". It literally trains you, and rewards you, for failing to find work.
But even then, you might say, "get rid of the welfare system", but that isn't the issue either. It's an underlying personal issue for all those who are so disillusioned that they have literally chosen to drop out of life.

As I said, the government ignores this issue that is growing rapidly. Pretty soon they won't be able to ignore it...

>>131345549
I don't blame you in the slightest, Anon. You've done your part. Britain today is unrecognisable compared to when you joined the workforce---even compared to when I joined the workforce. The Kalergi plan and special interest groups have seen to that.

>>131346051
why is she wasting bottled water like that

what a waste of money

couldn't she, like, pour a glass of tap water and do it for cheap

she might even absorb a little estrogen in the process

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>>131346161
Oestrogen should be the least of your worries.

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>>131346051
Interesting fact about that bottle.
It's a Codd-neck bottle, pretty much only used by the Kimura company and typically only holds about 200ml of fluid, usually some soft drink.
Japanese soft drinks are quite bitter and an acquire taste.

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>>131344756
The "PROBLEM" is the current government.
After 6 months of being dole scum you should be promoted to hard graft for 21hrs a week.
Show up at some depot at 5am, get on board a wagon and go around shovelling tailings into potholes for 7hrs a day 3 days a week.

Dont show up?
Show up late?
Sanctioned, benefits cut for 2 weeks for your first infraction, 4 weeks for your second and third strike sees you out on your arse.

I guarantee the rate of spending on benifits will fall by an order of magnitude overnight and wind up with unemployment claimants at sane levels within a month.

The government can even offer out cheap unskilled labour, the railways would upgrade way more track if it wasn't for the expense of having to pay minions to change out tracks and lay sleepers for instance,

Services for taxpayers see a marked improvement, expenditure gets cut, neets get "socialized" and work shy bastards realise that working in an office is nowhere near as bad as shovelling tar for 7hrs a day.

6 months unemployment and then your just taking the piss.
The money saved can get pumped into either a tax cut, paying off national debt or if labour is in power, going into are en haych ess.

>>131342485
They have Google AdWords m8, they do earn money from clicks and page views

>>131345549
"Fuck it", If I was you, lad.
Go to the docs and say you've got a bad back like most do anyway now. Fuck all of it.

I hope by the time I'm your age that I'm living on a small plot of farmland in the middle of nowhere

>>131346479
you jap obsessed weirdos are gay as fuck

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>>131345013
Top lad.

Friendly reminder not to pay your taxes.

TAXATION IS THEFT.

>>131346518
>After 6 months of being dole scum you should be promoted to hard graft for 21hrs a week.
That's only going to work for people on Jobseekers though man. Plenty of NEETs like me are wise enough to get signed off for depression/anxiety and get ESA instead. You make people on ESA do that shit, you're going to have cancer patients and my aunty with emphysema doing manual labour, not gonna work.

>>131346119
Thanks, anon. Somehow, I don't think the job Reich will be as sympathetic. My friend turned up two minutes late for his meeting and was given a warning. He asked if they were joking. Apparently not. They used the analogy of referee cards and told him that this was a yellow card.

>>131346518

I think they're should god state owned farms. Send them out to plough and dig and all that stuff so crops are grown which will be given to them in the form of a set meal plan designed by nutritionists. You don't get any money. The state will provide you with food, water and shelter but nothing else. No job then no internet or tv or phone. They're not essential to living.

The problem is money. Give people money and there's no incentive to work because you can shop at Poundland and spend the rest in the bookies.

Fuck that.

>>131346051
I like your gumption, lad. Keep your chin up.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40401314

Is this their idea of being constructive? Weren't these built under Labour governments as a means of cheap housing? I want to agree with him on some points but he comes across as a retard when he uses words like murdered. They're purely looking to start shit without any regard for the shitstorm they're are creating by trying to make this bigger than it actually is.

>it's another "neets pretending to be wagies and discussing how to bring down the nanny state for the nth time as if it's possible" episode

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>>131346905
Or how about the government just give people jobs?! That would solve it, no?!
Again, like the other cunt, you fail to understand the actual problem.
Go read the Mail and shut the fuck up already with your cliched view and warped tabloid version of reality.

Do you think people want to live in 57 quid a week, like a fucking dog, barely able to afford to live at all? No, they're prisoners just the same as any other.
They may as well be in prison, (ironically, many of them probably think this), and you think because you've watched benefits street on TV that you understand their mindset?

Suck me off and shut up cunt

>>131346518
>The government can even offer out cheap unskilled labour, the railways would upgrade way more track if it wasn't for the expense of having to pay minions to change out tracks and lay sleepers for instance,
Fuck you, I quite enjoy being overpaid for doing unskilled pleb shit, don't take that away from me. Wouldn't work either way, would cost a fortune in 'courses' and PPE alone, not to mention the amount it would cost to pay white hats to supervise all the blue hats.

>>131347285
To be fair it is like it always was, except for now it's the crafty cunts thrive instead of the strong survive, if you're weak you suffer, that's life.

>>131346851
Thats why in order to recieve any benefits whatsoever you need to fork over your medical records.

Terminal?
Full potato?
Get a pass.

"Anxiety" Disorder? Your promoted to the chain gang, i can think of ways to make life even ore depressing than getting a job in retail or hospitality or some bullshit.
Your never too anxious to be handed a scraper and forced down a sewer main to scrape the crusted shite off the walls by hand for 21hrs a week.

Make life utterly unbearable to the point where a regular job doing anything but sign on labour seems realistically positive.

>>131346587
I thought the same. I have two older friends who both had nice houses and wives. Divorce followed. The lads lost their houses. They pooled together and bought a house together. Their not gay, didn't have much choice. Now they go on cruises together and have a great time. Women destroyed them and because of this they grew stronger. Neither look at women anymore.

Keep your dreams, anon, but be prepared for some rainy days.

>>131347483
>you need to fork over your medical records
Do you not know what you have to go through to get ESA or PIP? You get investigated almost as much as you would if you posted something anti semetic on twitter.

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>>131347567
>Their not gay
>Neither look at women anymore

>>131347483
Hahaa well you have a solution for everything I guess. Still, I'm gonna rest easy knowing that will never happen and my NEETbux are safe.

>>131346888
If I were you I'd go down the ESA route rather than JSA. You'll end up braining one of those JSA advisors with a chair before long. You won't have to sign on any more. You won't have to take the first bullshit, minimum wage zero hour contract agency work in warehouse filled primarily with non-natives any more. It'll give you time to find something better, if you're even considering working again that is.

>>131347472
One hundred percent. It's done to death but we live in a world that favours sociopathic behaviour at all levels.

If you're an honest man, you get a job, you get fucked.
If you're an honest man, you're a neet, you get fucked.
If you're an honest man, you get married, you get fucked.
If you're an honest man, you do anything at all, you get fucked.
This is the world we live in. I'd say capitalism is probably the biggest factor in this, but there is no alternative either so people bury their head and go on with, "At least it's not me getting fucked" ringing through their ears, until of course, it is them being fucked too.

If you're willing to lie barefaced, cheat, steal, be a criminal, scam, exploit loopholes? Piece of piss. Life is a breeze.

If this post ends in dubbles then OP will be dragged into an alleyway at the back of the shops on a rainy night by 4 tramps wearing binbags to keep the rain off then forced into sexual favours with smegma and thrush encrusted foreskins, the alleyway lit only the the flashing of a squalid hotels neon no-vacancy sign, Op screams but nobody hears, nobody comes to his aid.

>>131347647
A mate is claiming ESA and theres fuck all wrong with him apart from bone-idle-itis.
im aware theres a bar to entry but its a fucking low bar.

I know more candidates worthy of claiming who dont than people claiming who actually need it.

The system needs a radical overhaul from complete autists who dont function on feels.

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>>131347745
Pretending you're not Pubes.

Who /comfy/ here?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GWBAINpDuvk

>>131348080
There is no such thing as just being "lazy", you stupid fuck. Maybe a few rare exceptions.
Your mate likely has serious underlying issues that he hasn't told you about, and why would he? It's not like you'd understand, is it? Your posts read like Daily Mail headlines, you dumb fuck. You think people choose to piss their life away on the dole, all for 60 quid a week? Are you a downy?

People aren't just lazy. No one wants to live on the dole. There is underlying issues in almost all of these cases.

>>131347483
>Thats why in order to recieve any benefits whatsoever you need to fork over your medical records.
Still wouldn't work, any prick can go to an NHS medical professional (notice the purposeful use of that term, rather than say Doctor or Psychiatrist), tell them they feel sad and answer, "Yes," when asked, "Do you have suicidal thoughts?" and be prescribed happy pills for their totally serious depression. Follow it up with an outburst of crying when asked, "How do you feel in crowds?" because the thought triggered your anxiety, and you're set for life, comrade.

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>>131347981
>If you're willing to lie barefaced, cheat, steal, be a criminal, scam, exploit loopholes?
You say that but you're the one who's been bitching earlier on about life being unfair, now if you really wanted to be a poster boy for a nationalist/fascist party of the 30's then you wouldn't really be bitching and would've just moved on, but you are bitching because you want to change something but aren't quite sure how to take the first step, it's adapt or die and you're choosing life but you're still making excuses like "oh but it's too easy and any scum could do it" all in the name of morality and what not except if it really was this easy you'd already be winning.

>>131347947
So, I'd have to pretend I've got a bad back for 11 years? How is that even possible?

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>>131348317
>Pretending you're not Pubes
How so you aspie?

>>131348623
Just pretend you're depressed, you can throw on mild 'tism, schizo or anxiety for extra points, don't overdo it though.

They literally have no way to prove you wrong.

>>131348545
Reread my post, idiot. I've never complained about life being unfair, it is what it is.
But there are still underlying issues in most cases with regards to the NEET problem.

I don't know how you retards can't understand this, but people aren't just "bone idle", something is creating friction within them to the point that they don't fucking care about living the way NEETs do.

>>131348871
I'm not saying that's not a problem, but what do you think is easier, overthrowing multiple goverments/groups and staying in power to 'revise' the world or atleast a part of the world or simply adapting and moving on with life from there?

Ideally it'd be the former, sure but we don't live in a land of fantasy.

>>131348623
Not necessarily a bad back, but a bad something. Find something you're comfortable with that disqualifies your capability to work and go off sick. It won't last 11 years, but It'll give you some breathing room for 4 or 5 perhaps.

Me, I don't need to make anything up. I am legitimately mental and they've got all my psychiatric reports and history. I'll never work again. If they try to send me back I'll either kill myself, or I'll kill them; or both. I'm finished and I just don't even give a fuck any more.

>>131348871
I thought you were the other cunt bitching at life, nevermind, didn't realise you were a neet already.

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>>131349211
Why not just end it all now if you have nothing to live for then?

Is it maybe because you're actually afraid of death and want to live but don't know how?

Just talking a big game, are we? Little man.

>>131349211
>I am legitimately mental and they've got all my psychiatric reports and history.
Hi fellow nutter!

To be honest I'm technically capable of working, but that aspie diagnosis I got when I was 7 is coming in handy right now. Similar to you though I'd rather an hero than work again.

>>131349401
>Why not just end it all now if you have nothing to live for then?
Not him but he didn't fucking say that did he? He said he'd do it if they made him work. Why kill yourself while you're getting free money retard

>>131349572
>free money is all that matters in life
Hello schlomo.

>Not him but he didn't fucking say that did he?
He heavily implied it, as if he has something to live for if he's willing to end it all just because they cut off his bennies.

>>131345002
Let's see what you've created then, you big poser.

I work 40 hours a week and am currently recording an album with friends whilst still having a social life. I am more artistic the you will ever be you fucking loser.

>>131349675
No need to make assumptions man. ESA is what I'm living for personally, the thought of having to work again sounds like hell.

>>131348382
ESA isn't the dole, Anon. The dole isn't the only type of benefit in this country. If you combine ESA with Housing (taking care of your rent, which you'd automatically apply for being on ESA) you're doing pretty well. In fact, since you're being such a faggot about it, let's do some maths.

On ESA you can get up to £109.65 per week. If you rent a single bedroom property Housing will pay up to £260.64 per week for it. So just one person in a single bedroom flat can be receiving (109.65+260.64)*52=19,255.08

£19,255.08 per year. And that's one person, in a one-bedroom. Make that a couple in a three-bedroom house with children and it absolutely fucking skyrockets. Muh poor dole £50 and a Freddo per week thing is a meme to distract you from all this. The system is broke as fuck.

>>131349719
Sorry mate, but Glastonbury is just finished, you'll have to wait till next year!

>>131349799
It's ok, you're only angry because you know you're in the same place he is.

>>131347285

The fuck did I just say? They do give them jobs - a job in the fresh air doing manual labour to earn the food they eat. You fucking tell me the downside here?

>>131348382

>no one wants to live on the dole

Oh you're a fuckkng troll, my bad

>>131350034
Who's angry man? Seriously, point out the anger in my post:
>No need to make assumptions man. ESA is what I'm living for personally, the thought of having to work again sounds like hell.

>>131349944
>On ESA you can get up to £109.65 per week.
HAHA man to get full rate ESA you have to be drooling in a wheelchair with carers coming in to wipe your arse

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>>131350141
>Not him but he didn't fucking say that did he? He said he'd do it if they made him work. Why kill yourself while you're getting free money retard
Here you go, now if you weren't so overly sensitive to the thought of that I might be right you wouldn't have made such a rookie mistake.

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>>131349401
Nasty. Why do you Tease so?

>>131349719
Post your album, dumb fuck.
"More creative", yeah of course you are, you square cunt.
Ironically, many of your pleb taste favourite artists used the dole while getting their act together. Oasis, Stone Roses, and more to name a few... Roses made some good songs, they wouldn't have existed without the dole.

I bet you have loads of expensive equipment but all of your music sounds like utter shit.

Post bandcamp or something

>>131350334
I want to see your hippie creation thingy.

>>131350280
kek fine I got a little angry, what can I say retards piss me off

>>131350091
>a job in the fresh air doing manual labour to earn the food they eat.
How can people be this stupid?

>>131349401
I didn't say I had nothing to live for, did I? No. I'm enjoying my free time as a secluded NEET hermit. I read. I write. I cook. I work out. As long as I'm segregated from people, I'm content. If they shove me back out there, it won't be long before something serious happens (again). I have 4 personality disorders and a dissociative disorder. I am actually dangerous.

As I've already said, I'm 35. I've lived and I've loved already. I don't give a fuck any more, but that doesn't mean I ought to kill myself unnecessarily right now, Pube. I can always recognise your posts by how effeminate and outright dense they are. If anyone ought to kill themselves, It's you.

>>131350457
>what can I say retards piss me off
You should look into getting some help then, I can't see how you can live with yourself if you can only be angry at yourself.

Also where was I wrong? Again if you weren't so emotional to the things I'm saying you wouldn't be making these mistakes.

>>131350435
hippie creation thingy? What?

>>131349487
Good morning to you, fellow madNEET. How do you do?

>>131350747
I'm pretty good man, just on a weird sleeping pattern right now. Do you find with not working you end up sleeping weird hours?

>>131350250
What kind of horseshit are you basing that on? Drooling retards don't get anymore ESA than anyone else, they just get DLA (PIP) on top of the ESA, along with whatever cut they get out of their carer's Carer's Allowance.

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>>131350643
You're wrong 95% of the time, Pube. It's a given on Brit/pol. Same as when you said you were leaving and not coming back.

>>131350534
Here read these >>131349675 >>131350643

Now something tells me you still won't get it so let me explain.

First you're telling me how terrible your life is but in the next post you're pretending you're enjoying yourself, now why would you lie on an anonymous imageboard if not because you're having trouble accepting what I just said?

>I can always recognise your posts by how effeminate and outright dense they are
How ironic, althought I ought to say your posts carry more than just a hint of childishness.

>>131350720
You said you're an artist right? I assumed you were the hippie poster from a few nights ago since he's usually the only person to post with a hippie flag during these times.

>>131350643
You were wrong when you said he had no reason to live, he said here (>>131350534) he's enjoying himself right now.
>>131350975
>What kind of horseshit are you basing that on?
Um, the horseshit of being on ESA, and having family and friends on ESA. Me & my other friends with mental problems don't get top rate ESA. Even my aunty with emphysema doesn't get that much. It's really hard to get put in the 'support' group.

>>131351058
>You're wrong 95% of the time
Name one time when I was wrong.

>Same as when you said you were leaving and not coming back
You mean when I said I'm leaving for an indefinite period of time and it just wasn't as long as you hoped it was, so far you're only proving that you're wrong.

Have another shot though, I'm sure you'll be right someday.

>>131350930
Yes I certainly do. Although I did always have problems with my sleep even when working.

>>131351314
Yeah same man, meds don't always help either

>>131350334
>Using Oasis as an example
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/music/news/noel-gallagher-esquire-interview-best-quotes/
>"It’s a good job I didn’t have a mobile phone when I was on the dole at 17. I wouldn’t be sat here today, I f---ing assure you of that. I’d have spent all day watching The Beatles on YouTube, getting stoned, thinking, 'This is the greatest thing of all time.'

I could probably spend ten seconds googling a similar quote from Sean Ryder too, if you like.

>>131351288
Enjoying life so much that he's willing to give it all up as soon as he losses bennies? or atleast willing enough to throw a hissy fit on /pol/ if he doesn't get his way?

>b-b-but he s-said
Yeah and I lapped of the moon in a Ferrari California faster than Schmitz laps the 'ring.

>>131351288
>>131351598
And when I say Ferrari California I mean the '61 not this new shite.

>>131351081
Fuck off you ugly little woman. You're talking gibberish as always and I won't have you try to disturb my tranquillity with your baseless, unprovoked horseshit. You're such a typical woman. Shut up and fuck off.

FILTERED.

>>131351565
Re read my post.
I don't see your point.

Noel was on the dole. So was Liam. So was Ian Brown. So was John Squire. They used the dole to give them space while they worked on their music.

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>>131351721
>You're talking gibberish as always
I'm just pointing out what you said, it's literally all in your posts.

>Fuck off you ugly little woman
>You're such a typical woman. Shut up and fuck off.
I'm the woman because I overreact emotionally and irrationally and resort to ad hom all because someone so through my tales?

Oh wait, that's you.

>FILTERED.
They just can't handle it, can they?

Ignorance is bliss I suppose.

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>>131351297
>Name one time when I was wrong.
You were wrong when you said he had no reason to live, he said here (>>131350534 #) he's enjoying himself right now.

You did not leave for as long as 95% of Brit/pol wanted. Most wanted infinite bye-byes.

>>131351598
>Enjoying life so much that he's willing to give it all up as soon as he losses bennies?
That's the point, bennies are the reason I'm enjoying life personally. Not having to work is a huge thing man. It's a major change of circumstances, I know people who've topped themselves over less

>>131352020
See >>131351598
>>131351692

Try again, but this time put a little effort into it.

>>131351288
My mother is bipolar, Anon, I've been with her to these disability interviews they do and heard her constantly talk about the forms and requirements and qualifications, I too know my shit. Even if you're too dumb to weasel your way into the support class that's still around 17k a year, and that's not even counting DLA, Carers, Bill Deductions, Council Tax Exemptions, and a whole host of other things you can very easily make yourself entitled to.

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>>131352050
If you're really enjoying life right now then why wouldn't you fight to get it back to the same/similar place it is now once they cut off your bennies?

Perhaps because it's not worth fighting for?

>I know people who've topped themselves over less
Weaklings.

>>131351725
It goes back to your earlier point where you said there's nobody who is on the dole just because they don't want to do some work.
>But they became successful!
Yes, and thousands upon thousands of others who do that exact same shit do not become successful. And this is totally ignoring the amount of people who work but still claim.

>>131352020
>>131352050

You two seem to understand what I'm saying. Thank you. The woman is notoriously unhinged and almost unanimously hated by all. And with good reason.

>>131352250
>why wouldn't you fight to get it back to the same/similar place it is now once they cut off your bennies?
Because how would that happen? Nobody but the government is going to pay me money to do nothing.
>>131352439
I got your back pal

>>131352328
Don't give a fuck

>>131351565
Dont forget the Macc Lads. They had recorded Beer Sex Chips N Gravy using money from the Thatcher government’s enterprise allowance scheme. The grant was quickly withdrawn after MP Geoffrey Dickens heard the release.

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>>131352593
Then why get so high and mighty about it in the first place?

>>131352439
You're welcome, anon. Thanks for all of your earlier advice. It gets a tad annoying when Pubes contradicts everything everbody says. He is never magnanimous with his banter.

>>131342103

30. but i never actually do 30

>>131352559
Again, if your life was worth anything to you, or if you were anywhere as 'happy' with it as you say you are you'd find a way around it, there's always a way, whether it'd mean you possibly claiming bennies from somewhere else, getting paid for minimal effort work or stealing in any other way apart from bennies, or if you really enjoyed the things you claim to then you'd find a way of making a living from those.

>>131353055
I'm an exception, but the rule still applies to other plebs. Just not me.

>>131352770
Macc Lads are great. They used to have a scheme like that up until quite recently. They only really gave it to singer/songwriter types though from my understanding. I'd have never been given it anyway.

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>>131353541
At their best, riling Bob Geldof into legal action with their Band Aid parody, Feed Your Face, they were laudably irreverent agents provocateur. Kek.

>>131353854
All good artists provoke, ladddy
Feed Your Face is fucking hilarious anyway. Has me in stitches everytime

>>131343175
>Xcom 2

The shadowrun trillogy, dragonfall being the best by far, HK being ok, and returns being good..

Would also recommend divinity original sin, which is a turn based rpg. Cany recommend DOS2 as i have not played it but the consensus is its better than the first, even though its early access.

If you like xcom 2 you'll like those games.

https://youtu.be/mfHrMnl1uLo

Unfortunately Charles would never do this

>>131352559
>I got your back pal

Thank you. I can handle her, though.

>>131353252
You're welcome too. Pube isn't male, by the way. Although I suspect that it might have been once. Whatever it is is either female or taking female hormones. Best just to filter it. It hates that.

>>131354225
other than this scene that whole thing is G A R B A G E

also he wont be King Charles III he's reigning as King George VII

Id fucking nut if he ever did this though, i want him to do it here too for a laugh

>>131354112
They had a bit of a reunion this year. Sort of.

>>131354549
Agreed, it sucked ass. I didn't understand how the pubic could be against him when he refused assent to a bill which would violate their privacy rights. There were people in Guy Fawkes masks on the street rioting in support of the government.

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>>131354312
Is she like this? Picture enclosed.

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>>131352559
>>131354312
>I can handle her, though.
>FILTERED
>I can handle her, though.
>Best just to filter it. It hates that
>I can handle her, though.
>I can handle her, though.

>>131354134
I picked up the complete Shadowrun collection in the sale for £7 yesterday. Is it good?

>>131354550
doing gigs or recording?
i bet theyd get shut down within seconds now

>>131354777
>those trips

Confirmed. The fucking state of that thing!

>>131354714
This is what i hate, i love the parliamentry system but the "muh constituants" argument is crock of shit considering it's a choice that people are conditioned to pick between 2 or 3 parties. 90 percent of the time the public would side with the monarch over the house in most cases.

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>>131354777
>>131355162
>get btfo
>resort to slander
Funniest thing is these cunts are the same people who cry about me shitposting and tell me to talk about politics or atleast get more serious and this is what happens when I do.

Absolute state of mortals.

>>131355050
It was a one off gig. They haven't played together for 20 years? It was just 3 of them, and other musicians, and they played punk covers.

>>131354936

Cyberpunk gritty atmospheric as fuck rpgs with an awesome soundtrack. good plot that run on a potato and play like xcom, whats not to love.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhcoP8SnZZo

up there with games like, deus ex, system shock 2, as the best cyberpunk style games ive played.

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>>131355310
Isn't it your jogging time?

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>>131355725
I don't run or jog you cheeky wee cunt.

>>131355580
Thanks, Egon. Sounds like a sick game, and I love Deus Ex. Should I start with Shadowrun: The Return? That's chronologically the first game in the collection.

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>>131355580
>>131356113
Any of you into sim racers or car games? Is Car Mechanic Simulator 2015 any good?
I want to 'freshen up' on memes before I engine swap my mememachine.

>inb4 some literal nobody asks if I'm going to attempt an engine swap just from some shitty game
LURK MORE.

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Really makes you think

Anyone else find it particularly funny and ironic when Jeremy Corbyn and the Glastonbury organiser were standing side by side on the pyramid stage, lecturing the world on how they should build bridges not walls, when they were surrounded by miles upon miles of wall built to keep people who didn't pay for their tickets out?

>>131356708
Good morning Rightly you glorious maniac. Any luck on the pull yet?

>>131356901
None. But on the plus side I've stopped caring for now.

>>131356378

Not on PC im afraid, played a lot of GT and Forza years ago though, i should pick up project cars, ass corsa etc and shit at some point.

Seen the mechanic game, no idea if its any good. was looking at the firearm building sima while back.

>>131356113

I played them in order, but thats not really necessary, dragonfall imo is the strongest by far, and has the best soundtrack.Some people might recomend playing Dragonfall, then Hong Kong, then playing returns last if you have not burned out as its the weakest. Tho its kind of a sequel to the snes shadowrun.

The first (returns) is probably the weakest for sure, but i enjoyed it going in not knowing a damn thing about the shadowrun universe, dragonfall blew my mind, one of my top 10 favourite games desu.

Each game is probably 20-25 hours each so you might get burn out if you try to play through them all..

I'd personally play em in order.

>>131356961
Oh well. At least you got matches. That's a good start.

>>131356631

49 quid for gin, jesus christ.

Might pay that for a 10 or 25 year old brandy, but gin, fuck that.

>>131356631
Hahaa I can't believe this exists how amazing

>>131356631
How much of your internal organs do you reckon would be in working order after drinking some of that?

>>131354549
>also he wont be King Charles III he's reigning as King George VII

how do you know this ?

>>131357745
five I guess

>>131358086

I missed this, what the fuck is going on with dimblebot there?

Is he telling somebody to GTFO?

>>131358086
Good to see you back you funny cunt.

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>>131358170
Yeah someone wouldn't shut the fuck and Dimblebot told him to fuck off so he did.

>>131358189
Good to be back senpai.

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I'm guessing that he violently resisted arrest and while detaining him he inflicted some kind of injury on himself.

Looks like the 2017 riots might happen afterall.

>>131358714
Nah. Just some local criminals pushing over a bin.
Hardly rioting. This is what they do.

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>Rise, like lions after slumber
>In unvanquishable number!
>Shake your chains to earth like dew
>Which in sleep had fallen on you:
>Ye are many—they are few!
>Rock'n'Fuckin'Roll Glastonbury.
t.Corbs

>>131358714

Was this last night, ive honestly lost track of london, really couldn't give a fuck about it at this point.

>>131358913

I've been saying that about the USA since 1865.

Lads just woke up whats going on?

http://news.sky.com/story/protesters-clash-with-police-over-death-of-edir-frederico-da-costa-10927393

>>131357145
Assetto Corsa is pretty good, the career is absolutely shite, well it's not that bad but it is annoying if winning is your thing since some of the fucking races are stupid, you'll be in a 25+ year old m3 racing against brand new 1M's and M3's. Servers are also pretty dead unless you're willing to join some meme larpers community but the driving is pretty good, best out of any game I've played. Plus there are quite a few good mods so you'll have plenty of shit to hit hektik skiddz in. Don't bother with a controller or keyboard though.

I'll probably get the mechanic game just to dick about in, see when I was getting into martial arts seriously a few years ago I went out and got a the early ufc, ea mma and some fight night or boxing game, can't really remember, to dick about in now I'm going to attempt an engine swap in a memebox so I'm looking for a decent mechanic game to meme on first.

Before anyone takes me for an absolute retard, I did have experience in martial arts before getting seriously into it and buying those games and I have experience with cars, and I'm obviously not attempting either by myself.

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Remember to filter and ignore tripspastics

>>131359612
>Before anyone takes me for an absolute retard
You're a bit fucking late for that.

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>>131360283
Are you still mad because I told everyone you're gay?

>>131360283
It's Pube. Filter her.

>>131360334
Are you still mad because you're a dyel?

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>>131359953
Reminder.

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>>131359612
>Before anyone takes me for an absolute retard
Too late
>I did have experience in martial arts
Picture enclosed

>>131360430
Why would I be mad at the fact that you can't cope?
Why would I be mad that my superiority causes you so much distress?

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>>131360651
Say it to my face bitch, see what happens.

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>>131360623
I was going to say it also works for randposter but actually they might be one and the same. It would make sense.

>>131347567
God that sounds comfy.

>>131360686
Rightly So is actually likeable and makes worthwhile contributions to this general, unlike you. Nobody likes you.

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Let's play a little game, fags.

Once I get my little memebox done I'll race any and all of you fags on the twisties for slips, let's see if even one of you has the balls.

>DK
Literally who?

>>131361070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExN76hAiiFI

>>131360957
I know a better game. Let's bash you over the head with a hatchet and throw you into the sea before all taking turns to shoot at your corpse with a longbow.

@131361178
Not watching that.

>>131361070
It's Pube.

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>>131361198
You know where to meet me faggots, none of you ever turned up.

Bunch of keyboard warriors.

>>131361245
You should.

>>131360651

>2017 not checking leg kicks with legs.
>dropping left arm against orthodox

nah

>>131361290
Where?

@131361328
I only watch videos posted by superior tripfriends, not newshits like yourself.

>>131361427
>looking like anyone in the pic
>hoping to be taught martial arts by anyone looking like that
There's worse things in that picture than just their technique.

>>131361070

Donkey Kong?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLT1-5laF0A

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This is who Pubes thinks he is.

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>>131361431
Balmaha boatyard

1am next Sunday

Can't wait for you to not show up.
>>131361506
>t. newfag

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>Be Britbong
>Wake up for breakfast of government issued porridge eaten with plastic spoon
>log on to government issued internet to see another news story about our wonderous Muslim superiors
>Feel just the right amount of annoyed to not get arrested
>Walk to bus during my alloted sidewalk licence time
>Narrowly dodge truck of peace
>Get to work, air conditioning licence wasn't paid
>Entire staff die in 30c heatwave
>Luckily survive and visit voting both to vote for 1984 or Commie
>Neither wins
>Government collapses
>Get stabbed
>die

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>>131361555
Beat you to it. >>131361178

>>131361605
See you on the twisties m8, oh wait, you don't even have a car.

>>131361653
You're not worth walking up the shop for let alone driving to Scotland for you narcissistic megalomaniac. Do us all a favour and drown yourself.

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>>131361909
>"ill fucken kil u faget"
>"wait no im 2 afraid to go to the shops alone"
Top stuff.

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>literal who tripmong calls me a newfag

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This is what Brit/pol thinks Pube is.

>>131362007
You're ridiculous. Goodbye.

>>131362030
>>131362032
>cope

Brit/pol/ really has become one of the most cancerous threads on /pol/. Every other post is an attention-craving, cluster B disorder faggot.

Sign of the times; spastic cunts everywhere.

>>131361542

Probably some meme karate desu.

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>>131362109
Yeah, fuck off you pussy.

>>131362149
Sounds like reddit is the place for you, don't take your time.

@131362140
Nah, he's a mong too. You two deserve each other, you've got no one else lmao.

I feel sorry for pube. He's wrapped him self up in so many layers of irony I'm not sure he knows what reality is anymore.

>>131362268
BASED Rightly dropping the truth bombs.

>>131362268
It's a girl or a trap. Use your filter.

>>131362258
>coping this hard
>>131362268
>not ascending past reality
>being a mere mortal
Why would you do this?

leaked footage of pubes leet skills.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTKL-WERvWw

Lads I'm either really high or the ground is totally shaking right now

pray for me
t.califag

>>131362457
Have your fun now but just you wait.

It's all downhill for you from here.

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>>131362533
I hope it's both and you have the worst trip ever.

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nvm just really baked man
false alarm

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I love how you all complain about egoposting yet are the first to boost the most obnoxious tripfags ego by showing him that a couple of his posts can drive british """men""" to tears.

Never change anglos.

Stiff upper lip and all that yeah?

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>>131362719

>>131362561

Its just bants m8, only bloody joking dont be soft.

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the absolute state

Look how cancerous this thread is because of one individual. Use your filters.

Someone in this thread needs to stop posting. Not going to name any names, but it's not anyone who isn't DK.

>>131362533

Joe rogans been on joey diaz's edibles again.

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DO NOT TOUCH THE SLURPEE MACHINE

What is this spacktoid talking about lads?

These threads are pretty shit at these hours tbqh

>>131363404
I'm just waiting until it gets to 285

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>>131363451
Brb making new thread, posting at 280.

>>131342103
37.5 but including travel you're looking at maybe 50 hours a week. No weekends though so that's not too bad.

>>131362457
I watched the vid. Seems like the car is swaying, and then the driver brakes too sharply. The oncoming car seems to have overtaken with enough space, but typical BMW driver. Even slowed down the Toyota seems to drive like a barge. Who do you think is at fault here?

>>131363106

Nigga i concede defeat in all things automotive, i wouldn't be winning shit against anybody on brit/pol on my honda shadow or in my sheddy old land rover.

Speed demon i aint.

>255 posts
>40 posters

Pathetic.

>>131363945

The guy overtaking in the wrong lane on approach to a blind bend is always going to be at fault, but it wasnt helped by the fact you drive appropriate for the conditions. flying over a blind bend hill at 60mph on a narrow two lane country road isnt something i do in a car desu, tho i have done it on my motorcycle for sure.

If the guy was driving 10mph slower that probably woudlnt have happened, but im guessing that is probably a NSL road anyhow and 50-60 is probably what people do. Pretty sure the guy filming didnt do anything wrong, and i doubt id have faired any different.

Pretty much an accident due to the impatience of the BMW driver, where in the fuck was he going that he needs to overtake a mere few hundred yards leading up to a blind bend on a hill.

He might have saved 20 seconds on his journey but almost killed a couple of people by not exercising some simple fucking patience.

Only posted the linked video because the webm i have of the no anger bro wont post on /pol/ because of the 3mb limit, which should be increased to 4mb.

>>131364791
Just watched the video.

>not accelerating to meet the bmw head on
>not reinforcing your car to withstand such impacts + harnesses and seats

Or atleast

>not knowing how to not/how to deal with your brakes locking up

>>131366129
meant

>not knowing how to not lock up your brakes/how to deal with your brakes locking up

>>131366129

>Not increasing speed upto the hill and jumping the BMW

>>131366408
that's the one i was going for

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>visit Britain on Vacation
>eating at a falaffel at a quintessential British pub
>Moving company 18 wheeler called Parts and Parcel plows into the crowd in front of me
>Crazed tanned British man comes out stabbing people
>I get stabbed
>Protesters saying Refugees welcome surround me in chant
>Feeling light headed so I find a police officer
>5 foot 6 male officer handcuffs me for being in possession of an illegal weapon
>tell him I was stabbed and its not mine
>gives me a warning
>head back to hotel
>watching TV in hotel when my door is kicked in
>its more police
>Ask for my TV license and registration
>tell them I dont know what they are talking about
>Ask me if I could be put in handcuffs and if they could touch me
>I oblige because im foreign and going home the next day
>Heading down hotel stairs
>Explosion and fire alarms
>Someone left a balloon in a fridge apparently
>cops let me go
>I head to the airport and come home.

It was a wild experience but im not a fan of Britain.

>>131362755
>anonymongs BTFO
When will they learn?

>Can't pertube the Pube

>But perhaps what Marx did not appreciate was the extent to which one country's bourgeoisie differed from another in the degree to which they acted as a brake on capitalist development. And that is Britain's curse, to be lumbered with the most decadent ruling class in Western Europe.
>What do we mean by 'decadent'? Writing on China at the beginning of the last century, the classical German sociologist Max Weber observed that the Chinese nobility and mercantile class (sometimes, one and the same thing) were guilty of "irrational" behaviour. In their dealings with the West rather than invest profits in productive capacity so they could compete for emerging markets in manufactured wares, instead they put all their money into land. At that time in China, so went Weber's argument, status in ruling class circles was measured by landholding. So, internally-speaking, this was entirely rational behaviour. But externally this was not the case. Their shortsightedness condemned China to semi-colonial servitude until the Communist Party assumed power in 1949.

>The British ruling class are guilty, as a whole, of exactly the same kind of behaviour. Short-termism, flogging off successful companies to overseas competitors, pushing billions into unproductive and socially worthless ventures for a quick turn around, toadying for gongs and royal fripperies - this is the pattern of behaviour our ruling class has grown accustomed. And it's nothing new at all. Will Hutton's political classic, The State We're In forcefully criticises British capital's inability to see further than the end of its nose. He talks about institutions that are par the course in Britain's competitors - state banks, planning, varying levels of corporatism - and how the British state has time and again either avoided these structures or implemented them in a half-arsed way. And this to the detriment of the long-term interests of our beloved bourgeoisie.
Interesting line of thought.

>>131367028

This is the future we are heading for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCTgUq6hzUk

>/pol/ is made up of the jobless NEETs and genuine mental cases

I shouldn't be surprised really should I?

what you lads having for brekky? i'm having 3 day old leftover pizza that i got in on friday

>>131368030
Coffee and cigarettes

why is kate nash, the british pop star in a netflix wrestling show

>>131368149
sounds cozy.

>>131368030
Brekky? I'm going to bed in a moment
>>131367737
Yes

>>131368030

I had four protein weetabix before.

>>131368534
why you going to bed?

morning lads last night was a bit disappointing with the paki car posting so get back on track please

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>>131368800
that's a bit racist lad.

>>131341873
fucking hell i gotta rewatch that

N O O N E S L E E P S I N T O K Y O

>>131368589
Fucking hell.

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Hi Britpol. I'm trying to find a resource that breaks down the 2017 election, more specifically one that breaks down the percentage vote for each party in every parlimentary constituency. Is there a resource available for this?

>>131369371
>Fucking hell.

Whats fucking hell about that? I get bored if i have eggs or oats every fucking day.

Gonna have some greek yogurt and banana in a bit.

you want anything from asda?

Morning lads. Just had cereal with soya milk, and now I'm going to do 20 minutes of yoga.

>>131369686

You'd probably get that manually on the BBC election results page.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/politics/constituencies

>>131369686
what's wrong with her skull

>>131369774

kek, you are going to trigger pube.

>>131369686
Google:
>2017 UK election full results

Should be a Guardian and a Mirror resource in the first few results.

>>131369774
what kinda yoga? DDP?

Mad how you can correctly guess the ethnicity of a suspect just by the headline.

>21 year old woman attacked with acid
>16 year old rapes 8 year old girl
>two men sought after two 18 year old girls raped

Guess the ethnicity lads

>>131369718
Yeah but four of those fuckers? When you say had them for breakfast you mean one after the other right?

>>131369686
Wiki normally has the results breakdowns.

>>131370007
Obviously white scum.

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What the fuck happened to Toyota lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_WCfcJfh2A

>fwd shitbox drifting
Not the worse thing with the ad but it annoyed me the most.

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>>131369809
This works, thanks you. I've loved your country ever since I grew up watching Are You Being Served.

>>131369852
Unironically taking up more and more of these nonsense activities desu. Veganism because it's healthy as fuck and I want to make my food supply chain more sustainable. Yoga because it helps me to meditate, and you feel great and refreshed afterwards.

>>131369979
Not sure, just do it with an app on my phone and there's different types. I do 'quick flow' in the mornings and 'restorative' before bed, they probably have different names in proper yoga lexicon though.

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>>131370236
>vegan is healthy as fuck
Enjoy your b12 deficiency

NEW

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>>131342103
average is about 50 hours a week over 17 rolling weeks with call out.

call out is 2 weeks on and two weeks off.
Normal week is 38.5 hrs.

wish i had motivation to do yoga.

>>131370236
>Unironically taking up more and more of these nonsense activities desu. Veganism because it's healthy as fuck and I want to make my food supply chain more sustainable. Yoga because it helps me to meditate, and you feel great and refreshed afterwards.

I'm unironically considering doing yoga, will help with flexibility for BJJ and fitness of which i feel like im plateauing.

>>131370213
>Toyota

I stopped paying attention after not seeing supras / celica / mr2s for a while.

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>>131370788
Couldn't you just do some proper stretching?
>>131370924
>tfw ae86's in absolute shit condition go for >£10k and the only one's in decent condition go for >£30k here

fucking weebs, never in my life did I think that a shitbox would cost this much.

all you fucking millenials are fucking sponging cock susckers.

when I was a lad, if you were a bit emo or a mentalist at school you got punished for it.

At the end you either ended up in jail or a functioning member of society.

not this wish washy, mah feelings, mah anxiety bullshit.

fucking traitors sapping our great nation of resources.

you should all be ashamed of playing your part in the destruction of our great nations heritage.

>>131350290
sauvage