Brit/pol/ - Kingsmill 50/50 Edition

>>131370568
First for Fuck Corbyn

how can i improve my mood lads? I just feel so unmotivated and unfulfilled. Also, EU people who've been in the country now have "settled" status and get to stay

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nth for shagging diane abbo

>>131370714
*kisses your lips* Mwah~<3

>>131370660
I like you.

>>131370771
don't be a poof

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>>131370749

>>131370842
I didn't do anything wrong, though.

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Does anyone know of a resource where I can sort the 2017 election by parlimentary districts that had the highest percentage of tory voters?

brit/pol/ is successful.
We need kraut/pol/!

I want up to date details from anons about how that country is falling apart and how they literally cannot help themselves from destroying Europe.

>>131370749

uuuh, feel sick.

>>131370714
Go for a run, stop wanking, get earlier nights, go out with some mates

>>131370950

If you click on a constituency on that link i gave you in the other thread it should show a map in the bottom right corner m8

>>131370714
the goberment have imported more renters

really makes me think

>>131370714
>how can i improve my mood lads? I just feel so unmotivated and unfulfilled

I know its a meme and a cliche, but exercise helps loads.

Ride a pushbike to a local large water park and feed the birds or something.

>>131371047
have a fucked knee, no i like wanking before i go to sleep, I suffer from Insomnia and I have no friends.

>>131370568

Brilliant idea, let's give teenage workers £10 an hour, make sure they don't want to go back to school and live a complacent life in their bedroom rents with their video games. Makonnen, Jamal, Amir and Pajeet can go to the university instead :-)

>>131371173
>waterpark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6BUZZ3qvZM

>>131370950
The excel data is usually available to download with a bit of googling

try "uk general election 2017 data download"

>>131371190
Stop wanking.
Get a cycling machine if you knee can handle it, much less pressure on it than in running.
Go to the Doctor and get some sleeping pills, and stop using your phone from an hour prior to going to bed until you get up.
Got a job?

>>131371173
i occasionally take my doggo out for a walk, he can't walk for long though as he's old and starts to slow down after a while. I'm not super fat.I should probably just cut down on the carbonated drink and focus on water and do my crunches in the morning.

>>131370950
the highest tory votes are rich rural areas in the southeast.
They normally get 60-70% there

>>131371356
>and stop using your phone from an hour prior to going to bed until you get up
Can we end this meme once and for all? It's either the same person or a bunch of fags who watched one self help meme video and try to pretend they/he knows what they're talking about.

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>>131371056
Yeah, I'm hoping for more of a spreadsheet of results. I appreciate these interactive maps and all but I really wish there were some comprehensive easily accessible results by district.

>>131371356
I have one of them elliptical things that I use a few days a week.

>>131370950
http://researchbriefings.files.parliament.uk/documents/CBP-7979/hocl-ge2017-results-full.csv
spreadsheet of results

>>131371190
>>131371190

I just did a week of no fap. Not gonna say it was magic but fapping is a lot more fun still. It's like I'm rediscovering stuff like, "Oooh I wan to fap to that next!"
Just be careful for your hard drive because if you still look at porn on 4chan but don't fap then you're gonna start saving galleries of porn. Kinda neat that pictures that aren't hentai are fun again.

>>131371485
link at the bottom
http://researchbriefings.parliament.uk/ResearchBriefing/Summary/CBP-7979

Disarming a nation should be considered an act of treason.

If we can take a brief pause from stories of how fat you are and what do/do not wank over can we have a discussion/more sources on this:

>>131365527

>>131371361

>crunches

Sit ups and crunches are meme exercises.

Your abs have 3 layers, and they are all connected to your ribcage and pelvis in different places. Sit ups do so little to the network of core muscles, I reckon the tension created when doing push ups is better for your core than crunches.

>>131370508
Not with my daily Marmite sandwiches lad, I'm all good from a nutritional perspective. Expect to live til AT LEAST 150.

>>131370626
>>131370788
Try the DownDog app - it's free, and you can do yoga from the comfort of your own home and not worry about accidentally farting in the session or getting a hard-on looking at the arse of the fit middle-class girl in tight leggings in front of you.

>>131371648
EU army? That's why they imported all the refugees. Free soldiers.

>>131371648
I wonder how this fits in with lefties' "build bridges not walls" mantra

The establishment they wanted us to remain a part of is intent on building an army. So much for bridges.

What are you going to do today lads?

>>131371776
Non-whites don't join armies

>>131371485
>>131371517
https://1drv.ms/x/s!Aqi89TSeUJ5DiSdKw9-KfzNiTZyt
heres a spreasheet sorted by margin

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Thanks for all the election help. Being born American was a mistake, if I ever went outside the sun would never set on the British empire.

>>131371683
>Try the DownDog app - it's free, and you can do yoga from the comfort of your own home and not worry about accidentally farting in the session or getting a hard-on looking at the arse of the fit middle-class girl in tight leggings in front of you.

Just looking at some programs on youtube.

>>131372187

You must be genetically British anyways if you think this way.

7 days no weed lads
>psychological withdrawals mostly abated
>everything is dull and uninteresting now
How do I fill the weed shaped hole in my life lads?

>>131372570
have sex you virgin

>>131372498
That reminded me of the fit slag who sat in front of me at school. Always had a whaletail. Made reading to kill a mockingbird hard

>>131372498
That's a decent start too - I prefer the app because the order is a bit more randomised so you get different routines each day, but YouTube yogis are a good way to get into it.

>>131372570
Doesn't it make you really stupid? Like it burns loads of brain cells? I keep hearing these stories of people smoking loads of weed and it doesn't add up

>>131370714
Any EU citizen on benefits can fuck off. If you are here to work and pay taxes that's ok. No Spongers needed.

>>131370714
poles and lithos can stay
romanian gypsies can get deported desu

>>131372570
>How do I fill the weed shaped hole in my life lads?

I've taken breaks from smoking weed for years, taking breaks is good but I still smoke it. I find that the humdrum straightforward predictability of everyday life creates it's own brain fog and smoking a bit of weed is like putting your brain through a washing machine.

Smoking everyday or too often is bad though.

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>>131372570
>>131372999

>>131372570
Accepting the fact that life is dull and uninteresting.

>>131372999
That's both a shit idea and a shit use of trips.

>>131372552
I think I am half British according to my grandparents photo albums, my other half is Japanese for sure. So there is some mix of imperialism vs imperialism.

>>131373129

What does Peter say about he fact the government of this country grows weed for medicine?

>>131373410
IMMORAL

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>>131371111
I know brit/pol/ thinks it's above this sort of thing, but nice quads

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>>131372752
I agree, fellow Brit

>>131371229
it is to increase inflation because the prices for good will rise. corbyn wants inflation because he wants an economic crisis, a recession and turmoil in society.
£10/hour for a saturday job will be the destruction of britain

>>131370714
Stop watching porn.

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>http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/muslim-knocked-unconscious-thugs-before-10684352?ICID=FB_mirror_main
HEY MOHAMMED

>>131373938

https://archive.is/tDiYm

>>131371648
No surprise to anyone who follows this, it's been in works for years despite their denials, Trump's justified scepticism about NATO has added a sense of urgency. It's another example of the how the EU has been built on secrecy and dishonesty. It will only work as a fighting force if the French take the lead.

>>131373960
thanks brevikbro

>>131371648
Most of what the european union does is a response to the weakness of individual governments. Especially democratic weakness.

After the popular resistance toward the iraq war and libya intervention and the total failure of western govs to topple Assad, leaders across the eu have realised that the only way to maintain the authority to use troops is to isolate that authority from the eu populations.

>@SkyNewsBreak 49s ago
>Grenfell Tower fire response team: £1,450,730 distributed to affected families so far & 140 hotel placements made for those living in tower

Still no death toll update..

>>131371683
I did yoga for six months before deciding it wasn't for me, some people swear by it though.

>>131373938
I'm calling this out now as fake and staged

>>131374060
they're carefully deliberating whether it's better to release a smaller number and have a minimised reaction, in which case why even bother doing it? or release a larger number and have people question why there were so many unaccounted for people in the tower

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>>131371958
*blocks your path*

>>131374151
If he were really knocked unconscious because of a blow to the head then I'd be more inclined to believe it. If he lives in an all white area where he's the odd brown egg out then I'll be more inclined to believe it

>>131371923
Have a leisurely breakfast, go to the gym, lunch, perhaps read or go for a walk, go for a swim, make dinner, faff about on here for a bit.

>>131371361
So important to cut those fizzy drinks out. I'm doing it at the moment. I moved from fizzy drinks to sparkling water.

>>131371229

To be fair, when I was a manager at McDonalds we were specifically instructed to hire kids. Minimum wage back then for an under 18 year old was like £5. We weren't allowed to admit it, but unless we absolutely needed an adult to work past midnight, we would hire kids.
Why pay someone £6.90 an hour when we can hire a kid to do it for £5? It was only McDonalds too, so it's not like skill or experience mattered.

I suspect lots of places that hire kids are the same.

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>>131374299
Lord Beerus, destroy it

>>131374244
>didn't see or hear the attackers
>they didn't steal anything
>cliché graffiti that quotes Katie Hopkins and has a typo
>same town where Thomas Mair killed whatsherface

Literally the sort of crime that would be dreamt up by Guardian journalists

>>131374396
And there's nothing wrong with this either - 16 year olds don't need loads of money when education is still free until you're 18.
My first pay packet had me on £4.96 an hour and I was fucking ecstatic to be getting £210 a month for a couple of shifts a week, I'd never known money like it.

>>131373277
The ending of the Anglo-Japanese Alliance of 1902 was a historic mistake, leading to disaster for both countries.

If you refuse to pay your TV licence, you can be sent to prison.

Where, ironically, you'll get plenty of BBC.

>>131374476
He said he was drilling out in the back garden which would explain why he didn't hear anything. The tweet seems like complete horseshit though and I wouldn't be surprised to find a receipt for spray cans in his pockets.

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>>131373938
Hey, imam, watcha doin?

>>131374645
you dont even need to pay the licence
if a inspector knock on the door tell them to fuck off i dont have a tv and close the door
they have no power to go inside

>>131374159
A statistical anomaly. Literally every other non-white is underrepresented in the British Army.

>>131374751
Only problem is you can clearly see my TV through the front door.
When you cancel your licence you can give a formal statement to say why you don't need one, does anyone know if they still come round and check?

>>131374645
Only if you actually watch telly
As if there's anything worth watching in the current year

>>131374861
Just say you don't watch live TV.

>>131374861
"i use it for my xbox"

>>131374873
This, the BBC is just diversity central, they even managed to ruin Doctor Who which was the only thing I watched on there.

>>131374873
gold

>>131374861
There has been zero confictions of people not paying their tv licence, except when people just admit it when asked.

>>131374396

Supermarkets stopped doing this, for some reason.

In the mid-2000s everyone had a job in a supermarket while in school, but now there's maybe one 16 year old at the youngest.

>>131374907
>>131374949
>"I don't watch live TV"
>"mate I can clearly see the football on behind you
>"...that's FIFA 18"

>>131375017
I work in a supermarket and we've never had anyone under the age of 19 doing night shifts.
Plenty of 17-18 year olds who work on checkouts, though.

>>131374873
The Last Kingdom is pretty based and 99% white

all the primary characters are white and only a few background extras even look vaguely non white, like italian or north african.

Are Owen on sky news right now.

>>131375017
Now they're all asian

>>131374060

Was it confirmed that those blueprints that were released were legit? Four flats with four bedrooms per floor? as i honestly thought it would be more like 8 flats with two bedrooms per floor.

Realistically thats probably 20-25 people a floor, if you consider a couple in one room and two kids in another.

At around 20-25 floors. Thats prob 500-600 in the block, If 50% died its easily around 250-300 dead people.

Does anybody know how many survivors there are/were?

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>King Cuck on Sky News
>took him 8 seconds to say "homophobic"

Yes, I actually counted

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Off she goes! How does it feel to still have one of the best navies in the world?
(fuck off americans, you've lost two boats in the last year in collisions.)

>>131374751
I also do this, I don't even say I don't have a telly, I just shut the door on them. They can see the telly through the window, but it doesn't matter - they'll only prosecute if they've got an admission under caution.

>>131375125
He's looking worse each day

>>131375177
He has HIV.

>>131375132
Doesn't have slingshot launch, and it's not nuclear.

BTFO

>>131375132
>a fucking ramp

Seriously though, welcome back to the carrier club.

>>131374396

Do you think feasibly if this meme minimum wage for under 24's gets introduced could it kill youth employment?

Why would a company like mcdonalds or a supermarket etc hire kids, when adults would cost the same and be far more reliable and mature.

40% youth unemployment in the next decade? We greece/spain now?

>>131374861
I did this when I didn't have a telly, and someone did indeed come round and look. The best thing to do (if you do have a telly) is not interact with them at all, don't speak to them if they come round, throw the letters away, make sure everybody in your house knows not to speak to them.

>>131375132
To be fair though, it does look nice I admit. Cheers.

Does Owen Jones actually have HIV? He always looks sick.

>>131375230
>>131375231
"Captain! We're under attack!"
"Launch the fighters"
"But Captain, the launch systems jammed!"
>Get blown up.
You can't go wrong with metal and concrete.

>shits on Corbyn for the entirety of post-referendum period
>now shills for him

I really hope momentumers realise this

>>131375305
His body has given up defending a cuckold faggot and has begun attacking itself

>If your friends don't like it when you have a different opinion, don't change what you think. >Change your friends.

Amen to that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqH_0LPVoho

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>>131375305
It's just the savage tory cuts.

EDL march not on the news this morning.

Really makes you think

>>131375305
Just having HIV alone won't make him look sick, probably something else.

>>131375305
You won't notice people with HIV.

>>131375125
Jesus Lord, hes aged 40 years in the last 5.

>>131375097
there all polish and romanian at the lidl near me

>>131375114

Obviously making the assumption here not every floor is 8 flats, some may be less, and not every flat has 2 bedrooms, some may have 1 or 3.

I'd imagine a ballpark figure of about 500 occupants is a reasonable guess for a 20-25 floor block of flats.

>>131374630
And we know who was responsible for that.

The Eternal Yank.

>>131375511
aids

>>131375479
Only makes the news if someone says a clever comeback near them

>>131375305
Nah it's just lefties are always ugly, they hate life itself and anything that's strong

>>131374850
The Army used to have 2000 Fijians in it until they stopped recruiting them. Anybody who's served will tell you there are quite a few black lads but hardly any muzzies. They should try recruiting some Sikhs if they want some diversity.

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>>131375125

Is he ok?!

>Owen's arguments
>"but New Labour never won Canterbury!"

Can someone tell him that Jezza didn't win or even come close to winning?

Why do Sky even have him on?

>>131375571
"Full-blown AIDS"

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Comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjVE4J4mBRA

>the share and the number increased
>no, 1997 had a higher turnout
>but the share and the number increased

Literal retard

>>131375570
They've outplayed us since 1914, all the while pretending to be our friends.

>>131375664
Especially since he stormed off before

>>131375636
Blacks are underrepresented too. Numbers don't lie.

>>131375763
Reading Powell's biography I'm sure the reason he was kicked out was because of how critical he was of America, while the other politicians wanted to suck up to them.

>>131375654
He lost Mansfield which has never had a Conservative MP and is safe Labour. Really just goes to show the media bias towards Corbyn.

>>131375237
>>131375567

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/14/grenfell-tower-floorplan-shows-120-flats-packed-highrise/

120 flats aparently 1 and 2 bedroom. 120x3 360, 120x480, source says Up to 600 people are believed to have been inside.

Cant find a figure on how many survivors.

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Are Arlene is back

>>131373938
From the comments:

>Unconscious for several minutes? Yeah, that's a brain damage timeframe - Red flag number 1
>No Witnesses, no description? - Red flag number 2
>Graffitti sprayed with no-one to see? - Red flag 3

>this has #hatecrimehoax written all over it.

Even the Mirror readers are catching on

>>131375945
inb4 come on arlene picture

>John McDonnell: Grenfell victims 'murdered by political decisions'
labour need to calm down a bit haha

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>>131375664

>>131376029
Has he clarified his position yet?

Murder means deliberate intent to kill them i.e. "we will use shit cladding because I want the people in here to burn"

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>Come across new favourite pornstar
>Watch all her videos
>Want more
>Do research
>She stopped making videos 2-3 years ago
>EVERY TIME
>Why live?

>>131375748
post the numbers senpai

>>131374476

>Meanwhile, an Gaurdian HQ, a group of interns and junior journalists are discussing something in hushed tones
>'Pssst, guys. Rainbow Patrol meeting later.'
>'You mean...'
>'That's right. If the public can't see what these racists are like then we'll have to speed thing up a bit.'

>>131375893
I can't find any up-to-date numbers which split the various minorities up. There are some numbers for religions here:

http://www.army.mod.uk/join/Equality-and-diversity.aspx

Highlights include 800 Buddhists, 550 Muslims and 100 Rastafarians. They give a number for all the religions except Judaism - "there are many Jews serving in the Regular Army", ie hardly any.

>>131375938
>source says Up to 600 people are believed to have been inside

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/grenfell-tower-death-toll-how-many-are-dead-and-what-are-the-conspiracy-theories_uk_594793bce4b01eab7a2ecc23

126 hotel placements??? 126 people? 252?

350-450 dead? maybe?

Fuuuuuuck

>Deutsche Bank AG’s asset management arm purchased two office buildings from M&G Real Estate for 310 million pounds ($395 million) in a bet that Brexit won’t hurt the market in the long run.

>The properties, built in 2007, have 38,500 square meters of office space on nine floors and are located behind the Tate Modern art museum in the Southbank district of London, Deutsche Bank said Monday in a statement.

>“Despite Brexit, London is and remains one of the most attractive locations for real estate investments in Europe,” Ulrich Steinmetz, who runs real estate funds for Deutsche Bank, said in the statement.

>The offices were acquired for the 5.6 billion-euro grundbesitz europa fund, which is invested in 59 properties, including nine in Britain.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-06-26/deutsche-bank-fund-buys-london-office-buildings-for-395-million

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>>131376146

>still watching (((porn)))

Use imagination and the occasional /e/-tier Chinese girl picture.

>>131376220
Someone last night said 2 of the flats had a dozen people - apiece - that could not be identified i.e. were illegal.

I bet it could be as high as 400.

can't really compare vote share 20 years apart tbqh

Don't forget the minute's silence today for "those affected" by the Finsbury Park Mosque traffic accident, lads.

>>131376220
One anon with inside intel said they think its 260 dead.

>>131376237
>Implying what you're suggesting is morally superior
>"Oh...modern society is degenerate, we should reject it...except for anime because muh waifu..."
>When will animefags learn?

>>131376237
My brain is too far gone. I can't really get it up without porn any more.

>>131370568
The best 50/50 loaf, Hovis might as well crumble the moment you take it out of the bag.

>>131376419
What time does it kick off? 11am?

Can one of you lads tell me the problems with Corbyn? Bit of a pleb when reading manifestos

>>131376237
I highly regard this post.
The image should have Mikoto Misika, but "gratz" all the same.

>>131370568
Getting pretty scared of Corbyn and McDonnell's rhetoric now, calling for a million workers to strike, saying they'll be in power within six months, and saying the Government murdered people in the Grenfell Tower.

Are they planning a coup or something?

>>131376285
>I bet it could be as high as 400.

Going off just conservative estimates i can believe it.

If they do what asians do in some places there might have been fucking 6 and 7 people in a flat. So fuck knows what the number could be..

500-600+

>>131376419
The 11am Monday morning minute's silence is becoming a weekly thing now isn't it

>>131376491
12 noon

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>>131376448

>>131376434

That seems more likely tbf, but 3-400 doesnt seem impossible at this point.

Thats a lot of dead muslims, allah clearly wasnt happy.

>>131376510
He's a literal Commie who hates Britain.

>>131375636
hah, I remember when some mp got mad at the scots reg for being too white and they told her to go try and find a black man in scotland.

They ended up getting shafted with almost every fijian the army recruited.

>>131376589
No can do then, I eat lunch at 12 noon on the dot.

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>>131376634

What if we got one of the government to talk about a UK muslim ban through the use of the petition thing, I bet it would get way more than 100,000 signatures. I'd do it but I don't know how it works. The petition should be for a muslim ban referendum so it can be forced on the tories like Brexit was.

>>131376721
It would be ignored like the death penalty one.

>>131376487

All about the super seeded folks.

>>131376671
Fijians are mainly decent soldiers desu, it's a shame the Army can't recruit based on "martial races" anymore like they used to.

>>131376447

It is for your own good.

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>>131376772

Forgot pic.

More than that, couldn't we try and make the government talk about more things like that using petitions?

>>131376510
Globalist, Communist, would bankrupt our nation, wants to weaken our military and give up our loyal overseas territories that serve as useful naval bases allowing us to project our power around the world, wants to give NI to Ireland against the will of the people of NI, wants to violate people's property rights and seize people's property, has no experience in Government and was a non-entity until being elected as a wildcard, has a Marxist chancellor, and has declared his intention to become PM within 6 months.

He and McDonnell are bad news. They're maximalist ideologues.

>@tnewtondunn
>Breaking: DUP deal done - Theresa May and Arlene Foster sign a £1bn confidence and supply agreement in No10.

https://twitter.com/tnewtondunn/status/879278453811490816

>>131376760
And like the immigration one, Parliament discussing it turned into everybody standing up and saying how great immigration is.

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Mandatory celebration video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

>>131376666
Know shit. I need more details than that

>>131376721
petitions like that have already been started and reached many thousands
check this one:
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/107516

>>131376786
Women are allowed in combat roles too, not infantry yet but once that goes through I expect the numbers to plummit.

They cut a ton of historic regiments, got shitty pay as you dine food, the same shit we feed prisoners except soldiers need to pay for it; and now forces housing is probably going to get cut.

>>131376760
Oh, I didn't realise they just ignore some of them. I wish the British people still had the fire to do something about it

>>131376893
That's all you need to know lad

>>131376922
But at least we have "Armed Forces Day" eh?

>>131376510
He has offered vast spending increases whilst promising to only raise taxes on the top 5%. All people with an understanding of economics know that raising taxes on corporations and business-owners simply means they will invest less into the economy and move their money overseas.
The result would be a huge funding shortfall which would have to be made up for by borrowing (on top of the increased borrowing they already want for "infrastructure"). Lenders would soon realise that the Government has no intention or capability of ever paying them back, so our credit rating would sink and the result would be inflation and misery for all.

Also, he hates Britain and loves terrorists.

>>131376994
On the same day as the faggot parades, what a fucking disgrace.

>>131376908
Holy shit, that's infuriating. I guess that idea is out the window.

>DUP DEAL CONFIRMED
DUP DEAL CONFIRMED
>DUP DEAL CONFIRMED

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BBC News now reporting it. DUP deal done.

Pension triple-lock also stays in place.

>try and elect literal commies
>get hardcore christian, gay-bashing norn irish instead
wahey

>>131377118
When's the national history museum closing?

INCOMING LEFTIST TEARS FOR THE NEXT 5 YEARS

DEUP DEAL!!!

>>131377158

>implying that a deal is going to make 200 odd cuckservatives suddenly vote socially right wing

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https://twitter.com/AP/status/879282703002206208

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THE UNION IS SAVED

Thanks to Scottish Conservatives and N.I. Unionists.

>>131372999
Nice trips weedbro
Yeah I stopped for a while before, and I've had breaks when I've been on holiday etc, but otherwise have been smoking pretty much every day for 10 years. Thought I'd try and stop for good this time and stop funding the local paki gang. I do have some seeds though, so I could always grow my own if needs be.

IF YOU WATCH CARTOONS ABOUT LITTLE CHINESE SCHOOL GIRLS YOU ARE A NONCE

NONCES OUT!

are you ready :)

https://twitter.com/ReadyForMogg/status/879067317912645633

>>131377244
I suppose they could impede breggsit stuff if they don't get what they want but a load of cuckservatives already want to impede it. The conservatives winning wasn't a victory for us at all, just less of a defeat

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>UK public are more dissatisfied than ever with NHS, poll shows
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/jun/26/uk-public-are-more-dissatisfied-than-ever-with-nhs-poll-shows

'Starve the beast' in action. All according to Tory plans. Their agenda is clearly to devalue and damage the image of the NHS to the extent that enough people support privatisation that they can try to force it through.

In the meantime, they'll sell off bits and pieces, contracts and buildings and services, as they can. And they'll blame doctors and nurses for every failure of a service that is being sabotaged deliberately.

And then, by the time a different government is in power the cost of renationalising the service will be prohibitive, and taking back those bits which have been stolen by the private sector with the complicity of their State stoolies will be called 'tyrannical' for seizing private property.

>>131377289
A Conservative Government propped up by right-wing death squads sounds OK, but I doubt it will turn out like that.

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>>131376760
>Armed officers and extra patrols are at Birmingham's Small Heath Park for Eid al-Fitr where organisers estimated 100,000 people gathered for prayers.

>"But you know what, as Brummies, as UK citizens, we are going to get over this and we are going to stand together united and strong."

>Birmingham Central Mosque's chairman said Muslims in the West Midlands felt "under siege" and potentially blamed for the recent terror attacks carried out in the name of so-called Islamic State.

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>the DUP need to do a deal with Sinn Fein and return to Stormont in order to get the funding

That's actually pretty smart

Stephen Fry is part of a media campaign to save abused children

Drove past a billboard today and I kicked off at it because he's obviously a paedophile

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>>131377437

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>>131377576

>>131377552
I mean, No.10 can't be seen to be building high speed railways only in East Belfast, it would violate the good friday agreement.
>>131377576
Thou doth protest to much.

Is this a nonce I see before me?

>>131377552
The Shinners will want their share of the gibs anyway, a deal will be struck.

>>131377418
People who work for the NHS should have their entire skin removed with a penknife.

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Well, off down my Nana's for a bit today lads.

Weird how a year ago I HATED using buses but now I sort of enjoy it.

>liking traps isn't g-

https://www.fb.com/keralainformation/videos/1835019106817702/

There was a minor riot in East London last night

>>131377418

Lets be honest, the nhs and welfare state is fucked.

No government can admit that without national riots, if they kill it by stealth im honestly ok with it so long as tax/ni contributions come down accordingly when its fucking dead.

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>>131377624
Stephen Fry, Edward Heath and Jimmy Savile will end child abuse

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Our guy.

>>131377754
Horrifying

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>>131370568
Eat some fucken Brennans you sub-humans

I wonder if this now majority government will last the full five years?


I heard whispers that it's planned to last 3, with a new PM taking over after Theresa leaves

>>131377831
To be fair Fry's husband is of age and probably just a gold digger

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>>131377740

Currently with the rail industry the UK tax payers are subsidising it while the rail companies make a profit. This is what's going to happen to the NHS, its going to be private, then they'll realise they cant do it then they'll subsidise it, tax will rise to cover it and people will still have to pay for it.

Like they did to the rail industry. When you mention a nationalised rail all people think of is the final moments before it was privatised as it was starved, people are going to think of the NHS like this.

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>>131377576

>>131377930
Heard the other day that this is May's only Queen's speech. Chances are she'll resign after we leave the EU and Boris or someone will take over

>>131377978
Socialism for the rich, capitalism for the poor

>>131377978
Larry for PM

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>>131376772
>>131376803

I'll super seed yer girl

>>131377978

That fucking bowtie gets me everytime. kek.

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DUP deal leaked

>>131377418
>UK public are more dissatisfied than ever with NHS, poll shows

Do people decide based on their experiences with the NHS, or based on what laybah tells them?

>>131377930
>leave the EU in 2 years
>it doesn't please everyone (obviously)
now either
>May stays on and the 2022 election is about her not getting a good deal
or
>she leaves and Tories have 3 years to change their image in the wake of the unsatisfactory Brexit
she won't be there in 2022 but she'll be there until 2019

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>>131377978
Neo-liberalism is truly a great thing.

Ah so that's the price of the DUP's 10 votes.

£1 billion

>>131378139
Can't wait to hear the paedophile accusations after the cat dies. Larry the nonce

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>>131378286
STRONG
T
R
O
N
G

>>131378286
That's pretty cheap for securing a majority

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DUP DEAL CONFIRMED

TORY GOVERNMENT UNTIL 2022 CONFIRMED

CORBYN BTFO

TOP KEK LADS

Hey Momentum shills

What now?

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So the cost to the GB taxpayer of May's hubris is now at £130m for the election plus £1bn of public money to terrorist sympathisers to prop up the conservatives.

And /pol/ is happy because?

>>131378286
Yes but it's £1bn back into the UK
Not like we're paying the EU or anything

It's just a shuffled budget

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>election ends
>suddenly the 'based Labour want to restart the empire' posts stop
Really made me think

>>131378286
1.5B

The taffs voted for Labour, right? Take the billion from them. Let them know there are consequences.

>>131378368
>>131378382
>>131378332
>>131378337

She's also keeping the triple lock and the universal winter fuel allowance.

Both of which are much more expensive then £1 billion.

Also
>no change to barnett forumla

LOL celtic solidarity my arse, no extra money for Wales or Scotland.

>>131378529
>more expensive then
>reddit spacing

https://www.conservatives.com/sharethefacts/2017/06/confidence-and-supply-agreement


Here's the actual agreement, just uploaded

>>131378286
that's their ask for bailing may's ass out

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Isn't this honestly political suicide for the Tories? Surely the majority of the electorate will see this partnership as the governemnet being propped up by a party that is widely reported as being anti womans rights and largely religious which all /pol/ memes aside are going to only increase in political talking points over the next 5 years?

>>131378450

Fucking kek, i like this train of thought.

I like the welsh though.

>>131378185

I'll super seed yah mum

Now for the Conservatives to pull to the right.

>>131378529
>Maintaining all gibs for old cunts
>Abandoning grammar schools even though it was obviously a popular policy with ordinary people

I guess the Tories don't care about the fact that they lost with every age group under 45...

>>131378286
I'd vote with the government if they gave me £200 million

>>131378661
Not if it will help achieve us leaving SM and all that hard brexit jazz

>>131378661
If the recent G.E. proved anything, its that voters really don't pay attention to anything before the campaign. Corbyn was an embarrassment for years, still managed to increase his voteshare hugely.

>>131378550
>reddit spacing
What the fuck are you on

Deal in full

https://www.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/621797/UK_Govt__financial_support_for_Northern_Ireland.pdf

DWP letter just arrived.

Fucking bastards are cutting my ESA by almost a £100 a month.

Great. MPs get a pay rise for such a wonderful job they're doing at running the country and poor people get their benefits cut because fuck you we need to save money.

Such a progressive country.

>>131378529
Sounds like their analysis showed that pensioners staying home cost them a lot of seats, more than the youth turnout.

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>>131378661
Yeah, they're going to face a wipe out soon enough. House prices will crash because of BTL, their weak government will bungle Brexit and leave us in a far worse position, demographics will only worsen the issue. Labour will take over and obviously destroy the country. This will probably be the best opportunity to destroy the 2 party system.

>>131378865
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DOLE SCUM BTFO

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>>131378714
TODAY'S BREAD TO DAY, CUNT!

Bet you Brits do not even have the superior bread over there

>>131378865

What have you done this month to earn it?

>>131378865
Get a job

>>131378734
How can they compete with Corbyn's fanicful impossible promises?

>>131378865
B..bbut Jeremy Corbyn's socialist paradise

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>>131378865
You know an easy way to fix this?
get a job.

DUP deal in short:

>£400m infrastructure
>£150m broadband
>£100m health and education
>£200m health service transformation
>£50m mental health

>>131379075
>£50m mental health
why not just literally burn it

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>>131379075
>tfw Northern Ireland gets a better deal than the South West

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>>131378661
Isn't it lovely

>>131378865
It's because you're getting better anon, you should be pleased.

>>131378865
Get on yer bike

>>131379075
Uhhhh

I think I'm going to emigrate to north ireland

at this rate they'll be a futuristic paradise to make /pol/ proud in 10 years

>>131379075
What happened to the 2 billion meme? or was that fake news all along.

>>131378953
>eating 1950s bread

>>131378999
>>131379028

Oh yeah, let's get a job, become a McSlave and pay taxes so the rich/government even get richer.

Maybe they'll use my taxes towards a new BBC educational documentary on how great multiculturalism is.

>>131379239
A loyalist paradise, remember to pack your handgun.

Minute silence coming up on BBC News for the Finsbury incident, so make sure to talk during it.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4636232/Figures-reveal-nearly-HALF-young-people-overweight.html#comments

Fuck fat people, this shouldn't be allowed to happen

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>>131378953

No one cares about your bread made from 100% potatoes.

tucking into a ham cheese and bean toasty lads is there a more patrician lunch?

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>>131379183
And it's all for the future Irish majority. Win win

>>131379265
That was what they were asking for but not what they got. They started stupidly high and still got more than they expected.

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>>131379291
I have no sympathy for you.

>>131379313
LADS

This just in, after a minutes silence ISIS officially surrendered and have asked all their terror cells to leave the country.

THANK YOU HOPE AND PEACE

>>131379291

You don't have to pay taxes if you earn under the threshold.

>>131379291
You deserve nothing. You are entitled to nothing.

You are a parasite.

>>131379352
>Irish reddit flag
The absolute state of Irish nationalists

SILENCE for a man being run over

>twitter acting like the Conservatives are handing the money straight to the DUP

>>131379435
>twitter in general

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>>131379400

t. Theresa "bennie snatcher" May

>>131379417

Truth

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>>131378953
>r9k meme coming through

http://www.strawpoll.me/13288388
http://www.strawpoll.me/13288388
http://www.strawpoll.me/13288388

The answers will reveal how many NEETs are here.

>>131375132
Sexy vessel!

>>131379477
>>131379435
>"waaaaa, TORIES made me stub my toe and lose my job at McDonalds!"

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>>131379522
>Theresa "bennie snatcher" May
wtf i love the conservatives now

>>131375125
Someone drown that fucktard in his cats piss

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>>131379267
No... It's to days bread... t-today...

>>131379323
>Baked in Ireland
That looks really nice

But Brennans is the best, don't fool yourself filthy brit

>>131375125
Must be all the semen he ingests

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>The left denouncing Government investment in a disadvantaged and poverty-stricken region of the country

What does doublethink mean again?

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>>131379321
>"overweight"
>DM decide to show a picture of someone who's obese

Most people will look at this and think "ha, those fucking fatties, I'm not one of them, I just have a bit of chub", not realising they fall into this category

btw everyone calculate your BMI and then post the result

https://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_wt/BMI/bmicalc.htm

24.5 master race

>>131379611
Bang on 20.

>>131379611
YANK`D

>Tim Farron: "The public will not be DUPed by this shoddy little deal."

Ugh.

>>131370714
You are silly, lithuanians are right wing, in shape and based. Their girls are insanely hotter than english girls.

Go get yourself one instead of complaining about them settling.

>anonymongs
>not making a new thread
Imagine my shock

>>131375636
Same issue across the board with UK public services. They put ethnics at the top of the list for recruitment pushes, however they really struggle to pull in the numbers.

A lot of issues arise from the obvious tribal divisions in our societies as well. Muslims are wanted to police muslim communities, however they are very lenient regarding some crimes, they will often take advice from the imam over the law etc.

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>>131379611
My BMI is bad because I'm unironically very muscly from powerlifting

>not being medically obese from too much muscles

get on my level

>>131379522
If you're a deliberately unproductive citizen who doesn't even make an effort to improve you deserve this.

What are your goals in life?

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>>131379685
>party with 10 seats arguing about another party with 10 seats

>>131379291
see
>>131379400
Benefits are for the old and the infirm. If you're neither, then you don't have the right to complain about gibs. Either work for yourself or a company, or fuck off.

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>>131375132
>tfw no homegrown aircraft

>>131379744
Post pics