>live amongst literal primates
>call them "aboriginals" and treat them like humans instead of putting them in a zoo
>declare war on a flightless bird
>lose
>kill a spider
>get fined for killing native species
>be american
>elect one of your primates as leader of the country for 8 years
>>131219520
I keked
>>131219520
Too soon.
>>131219520
Thread
>>131219520
How will greatest goyim ever recover?
>>131219520
I can't wait for us to get that level of diversity.
>>131219138
I sucked off my best friend in a highschool cubicle as a joke but now I have his cumstain on my school jumper to remind me every day.
>>131219138
>Be Bandicoot
>Get experimented on by a yellow faggot
>Yellow faggot tries to kill me with polar bears and shit
>Yellow faggot also has my marsupial qt gf with big boobs
>Knock yellow faggot off of a zeppelin and fuck qtgf
>Never see her again
>Sequel happens
>Yellow faggot survives and my hot sister needs batteries for her computer or some shit
>Now a faggot named after a fetus tries to kill me
>Stop that faggot
>Evil god of space and time also hates me
>It's k because I got his qt brother
>Never fuck sister
What do now /pol/? I'm shirtless.
>>131219138
shut up seppo
>>131219138
>>131219520
44% btfo