Holy shit its happening ! Its really gonna fucking happen !!!!!!

>>131128747
will happeningfags kill themselves when they're wrong for the one millionth time?

It won't happen. Digits say so.

>Yellowstone supervolcano would have the potential of being an E.L.E. (extinction level event)

I don't even care. fucking end this gay Earth.

Confirmed. I am in Yellowstone now and 700 bison just bolted out of the woods, heading west..

It's over

>>131129431
Wouldnt East be better? Or are you heading to the coast?

Who cares it's not like anyone can be prepared for a supervolcano eruption

How many fucking times are you going to do these shit Yellowstone threads before you get tired of them?

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>>131128747
IT'S HAPPENING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm camping at ys this weekend, I haven't seen a single seagull. It's eerie, also this is my first time leaving the bay area.
There's also ufo lists nightly

>>131129650
are you fucking kidding me? I have a basement full of supplies that will last me 2 months

tell me im not fucking prepared you fuckin leaf

>>131129431
I was walking my dog today and a seagull started circling us. I live in Colorado, and have never seen such a bird in real life. A woman saw me starring at it. She very matter of factly told me the seagulls are moving here because a geological calamity will bring a coastline to the Rockies. Why are there seagulls in the mountains if Colorado, guys?

>>131128747
Dude, that park has small quakes everyday.

>>131129981
Ask the locals and do some investigative work Anon.

Update us on /pol/ of your findings.

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>>131128747
I got banned for 3 days for talking about Yellowstone on the solar eclipse ill explode - A woman 5 months ago had a revelation that it would happen during the eclipse and all these earthquakes are actually happening now currently like it is a current event and I was banned for banter - please someone explain cuz I don't understand so many threads are just poof gone - have we a gestapo mod or what

>>131130061
How deep is your basement?

>>131130352
10 feet dude! tell me im not ELE-proof

>>131130326

what woman?

>>131129571
The prevailing wind goes east.

>>131128747
>nasa.tumblr.com

>>131130285
Not like this. Theres more info snd links i havent posted. You can look up more on Google. Theres alot going on behind the scenes.

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>>131128747
Lets test Lord Kek power. If I will get triples it will blow within one week.

>>131130420
Probably the gypsy fortune teller that lives a few blocks from me.

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trips: happnz

>>131129431
>confirmed for the 88th time by some fag pretending to see stampeding animals near Yellowstone and also pretending to have ever been within two states of yellowstone
If this were true, you would post a pic. Other people would post pics. We would have links to articles about fleeing animals.

>>131130420
http://k2radio.com/wyoming-woman-claims-yellowstone-will-erupt-during-2017-solar-eclipse-videointerview/
it was reported on 2/5/17

>>131130406
Nice. I have a bunker.

>you can literally grow food with artifical lighting aka blacklight

>>131128946
>https://nasa.tumblr.com/post/162085073374/all-eyes-on-the-sky-for-the-august-21-total-solar

black pill confirmed

>>131128747
> add more sensors
> more detections
> HABBIDDIN

>>131130964
yeah, you going to get that sick energy to grow food from the solar panels under a sunless sky?

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>>131128946

>>131128747
Ive been there, a tour guide told us there are potential thousands of earthquakes in that region a month. Literally nothing.

>>131130326
ya dude. we know. mods on@4skin are fucking lame ass fagits that lick fecal matter de boar rectum

>>131129431
Do the bison plan to swim to China?

>>131131171
timestamp or it didnt fucking happen

>>131130257
They learned how the scavenge garbage and have been working their way inland from the coast, following human communities, for years. They're usurping the ecological niche pigeons used to hold.

>>131128883
No. This board literally runs on moronic happening threads around the clock...

Shit...
What was tha...

>>131128747
>have to move
>my lease is up on august 21
>I signed my lease July 1st last year
The hell happened?

>>131128747
I'll die knowing at least it'll take out Commiefornia with me.

>>131128747
a partial eclipse is not going to do shit op

yes yellowstone is interesting but its not going to happen

>>131130688
Digits confirm

>>131130688

>88th time

Holy shit, dem dubz

>>131130559
OFF BY ONE

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>>131128747
Good luck, Yellowstone-chan! I love you, Yellowstone-chan!

Type the words, save yourselves!

>>131131160
>what are non-renewable resources
Are you an idiot?

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>YET
>ANOTHER
>FKING
>YELLOWSTONE
>THREAD

kyyyyyyyyyyssssssssssssss

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>>131130688
claimed dubles? nice

>>131131314
This sounds reasonable. Where do they sleep, though, trees? I thought they had webbed feet?

>>131130326
If Yellowstone popped during the eclipse it would be legendary. I'm not being illustrative. I mean that 200 years from now parents would tell their children at bedtime.

>Then each of them was given a white robe and told to rest a little while longer, until the full number of their fellow servants, their brothers, were killed, just as they had been killed. And when I saw the Lamb open the sixth seal, there was a great earthquake, and the sun became black like sackcloth of goat hair, and the whole moon turned blood red, and the stars of the sky fell to the earth, like unripe figs dropping from a tree shaken by a great wind.…

Well.

>>131130688
>88th
W8, what fuck m8

>eclipses mean anything

We've been over this stupidity for thousands of fucking years. How are people still afraid of a natural phenomenon?

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>tfw the rockies, great plains, and midwest are the whitest areas of America and they're the areas that will be utterly BTFO overnight
>tfw the rest of the country will descend into utter anarchy due to the chaos of an eruption alongside mass starvation because the plains/midwest being where all the food is grown
>tfw europe won't take me as a refugee because I'm not a shitskin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFygZVtYGYM

Who else still hungry?

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>>131131661
OMG is nobady gonna say something about the digits

>>131128747
Well anon, I'm in Yellowstone now and it's sure as shit happening. There are worms coming out of the ground every kind of animal you can think of is on the move. We're about to pack up and drive as far away as we can in case it takes a couple days to blow, but you can all kiss you asses goodbye because game over man. Take that vacation to Florida and do it now. Yeah, it sucks because it's a bunch of tattooed rednecks and screaming Puerto Ricans but it's better than being dead. Also, Publix is pretty good.

Why do people NOT believe that a major happening is coming? Is it denial? Is it fear? Get right with god and live convictionless and you will survive.

>>131131750
Soon.
>Sep 23

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>>131128946
This right here, humanity was a mistake.

Worst case scenario in regards to food is that we would have to use non-renewable resources, and grow food by artifical lighting, or consume things that do not require lighting (mushrooms).

>>131131896
is god going to feed us when all the farms get destroyed?

>>131131869
bet your in Toledo Ohio

>>131128747
>296 over 7 days
literally nothing.
In 1985 there were something like 3000 over a month and it didn't blow then. Anything below 500 a week is business as usual.

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>>131131777
Kek confirms
It's happening
August 21st confirmed doomsday for America

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>>131131777
>tfw the rockies, great plains, and midwest are the whitest areas of America and they're the areas that will be utterly BTFO overnight

This is the biggest reason why I hope it doesnt happen.

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>>131131777 (checked)
Oh shiiieett

>>131131661
>implying you can live on non-renewable resources for more than a couple years

>>131131777
O my kek those digits, its happening 131 131 777

>>131131641
Good luck Yellowstone-Chan! I love you Yellowstone-Chan!

>>131128747
Something like 2000 micro earthquakes happen every year at Yellowstone
Quake swarms are common
Sage

>>131132101
No, but I'm from Sandusky so not too far off. The earthquakes are happening so regularly I'm literally shaking.

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>>131128747
If so happens, it is premature, it will cause an iceage. Ragnarök is not supposed to happen for thousands of years, but I guess due to all the degeneracy they are upping the game.

Horde food goyims, 3 years into the never ending fimbul winter there will be madness, Hel breaks loose with her armies. We will all die, but after it two humans will survive, and from them a knew and better mankind will emerge, that is us evolving again. So is it told by us from God him self, the father off all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdvnJZsCzzY

I never thought it would happen in this life

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>>131131641
what an ugly slut

>>131132180
>tons of cities across the globe already do this, and millions have power to continue to live the way they currently do

I'm just wondering why you thought blacklight required solar power. It literally works with batteries too.

>>131128747
Let's (the white folks) just give Mexico the US and go and take over Europe and live there. Mexican and European problems solved, two birds one stone.

>>131132333
So this is 1/6 of the yearly allotment in the span of a week.

I'd say it's significant on that scale.

>>131131777
Damn
Digits man

>>131128946
brother...

zerohedge, express and nasa.tumblr are not valid sources

Express prints bullshit on purpose for clicks, Zero Hedge not on purpose but they don't have good quality control

>>131132446
yeah but they aren't living under a perpetual sky of ash and dust that would lower global temperatures by multiple degrees wiping out life in mere decades

>>131129431
Can confirm, the crickets were chirping once a second yesterday. Now they're doing twice a second.

Welp, nice to see you all.

>>131132417
I will hunt every human I see and kill them all. Humans don't deserve to live.

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>>131128747

For reference a period with hundreds of earthquakes at Yellowstone also occurred in 2010, 2006 and 2002 and in decades past as well.

Granted if the whole damned thing was going to blow we'd likely see this same sort of activity; but earthquakes like this aren't unprecedented so don't get too hyped for the habbening.

>>131128747
>there are tens of thousands of micro-tremors in yellowstone every week, since the dawn of human history
>300 earthquakes this week
>less than normal amount

2pm PST tomorrow
Be there or be square

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>>131132173
>131121953

>>131132716
ill bring the condoms

>>131128747
>>>131132333
>So this is 1/6 of the yearly allotment in the span of a week.
>
>I'd say it's significant on that scale.
Quake swarms are common faggot

how many bunkers have fleshlights in them?
you need entertainment

>>131132591
In Boise. Now that you mention it the crickets here are quite a bit more energetic tonight.

>>131132580
How would that affect non-renewable resources? Yes, crops would die, I'm saying that worst case scenario would involve growing food that can be grown with artifical lighting, and consuming things that can be grown without light. Note, this wouldn't affect the southern hemisphere a lot. The U.S. would have to import food too.

3 days..

>>131130061

Month three gonna be a real bitch then, white boi.

Singles and literally nothing is happening, confirmed by Kek himself.

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Watch out for cannibals . Its gonna be a long winter of ashes.

I wonder how many guns people have purchased because of this?

>>131132875
>time stamp

>>131131641
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN!
I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTON - CHAN!

>>131132857
>indoor crops is feasible
maybe if you're at raven rock

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>>131132410
earthquake in Sandusky? Funny that, I was born in Sandusky - no lie - Cedar Point, Put n Bay boy and the boot, Library built by Carnegie and fried perch - mostly German town now not so much - cheers m8

>>131131896
faulty inductive reasoning. They figure since people have predicted happenings that didn't happen, that this one is that much less likely to happen.
>is God going to keep feeding us when all the farms get destroyed?
ftfy

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>>131128747
>Total Solar Eclipse

>creating a partial eclipse.

>>131132039
You think Yellowstone will give us COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION?

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>>131131777
Gone be fun.

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Last 2 digits the number of days we have left

>>131131777
Yellowstone is literally the only flaw in living in Wyoming, Idaho, and Montana. Otherwise they'd be the best places to live in the US.

someone explain to me what the eclipse has to do with yellowstone erupting

>>131133134
Roll I lay longer than 34

Meanwhile in LA. We haven't had an earthquake in a year or so. Not even a minor one. Something is brewing down there.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INm2xshkhlo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbT8vzX4sZY&feature=youtu.be&t=175

It has all been told us thousands of years ago

earthquake swarms are an indicator that pressure is being released. Which is the opposite of happening, if there was like a good 7 months of NO earthquakes then you can shit your pants.

>>131133288
well, yep... haven't had a good rattle here in LA for over a year now.

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Scientists of Reddit

If they dropped a nuke on it would that make it go off?

>>131133234
Day of eruption. Also a biblical tribulation.

>>131133234
increased gravitational pull, sign from God, etc. You can be sure that God understands poetry.

>>131133378
no but it would be extremely painful

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You'd see elevated earthquake levels, extreme ground deformities, along with geysers and lakes evaporating dry if this was a fug worthy moment.

Not habbening. Only benis.

>>131133073
I fucking hope so. We have to kill Chris before he can stop the saturation though.

>>131133288
Digits confirm
Or, they reveal lies

usually we get like 3 or 4 good jolts a year in LA... the last 365 days however... nuttin.

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>>131132311
>that palindrome
>>131132711
good point
>>131132875
>Implying kek would respond to someone like that. He works in chaotic ways.

>>131132445
Enjoy the fiery ash burial, anon.

>>131133479
thats not even the same fucking continent as yellowstone you fucking leaf

>>131128946
Not really.
In the worst cases, temperature around the planet would get lower, and sure, a few hundred miles around the volcano would be covered in ash, but humanity would easily survive.

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>>131131750
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>131133452
>tfw Chris Chan is ultimately more powerful and entertaining than Yellowstone Chan

>>131133046
That ass is nigger tier digusting

>>131131777
read the road
thats going to be everyones fucking life if they survive

>>131133073

FULLY AUTOMATED LUXURY QUEER SPACE COMMUNISM.

The global elites will hide in space stations and underground cities while the rest of us die. They will eat preserved food and assfuck child slaves.

>>131133613
mmm...hmmm...

>http://www.bozemandailychronicle.com/news/yellowstone_national_park/yellowstone-earthquake-swarm-slowing-but-ongoing-nearly-quakes-so-far/article_4eafc03e-58b6-599e-847c-a4c6f2c87d2e.html
Read this and McFucking kill yourself, happeningfag

>>131133505
do you even know what a palindrome is you fucking retard

>>131128747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpgyRjHJp-k


ITS THE BUGS, THEYVE FINALLY DONE IT

THEY LAUNCHED A METEOR INTO THE EARTH, AND IT HAS SET OFF SEISMIC ACTIVITY

ALL PERSONNEL TO YOUR BATTLE STATIONS

WE ARE GOING IN WITH THE FIRST WAVE. JUST MEANS MORE BUGS FOR US TO KILL

DO YOU APES WANNA LIVE FOREVER?

>>131133615
nothing will survive. even roaches will freeze to death under the ash cloud.

This is my first time ever posting on 4chan I only look at the pictures thank you for your beautiful hiking pictures god bless

>>131133632
No they can try, but they will go nuts and kill each other over food, just as God said, brother will kill brother, then 3 years in Hel she breaks loose with her army, and we on this home we call the home ball will fight them aside with the armies from Valhöll. Þorr wil die, Óðinn even , but Baldur the one you call Jesus will return, and he will become God

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so everyone does a solar eclipse which is the alignment of sun moon and earth create bigum tide? maybe pressure on the earth itself?
I dunno I dunno I dunno where I'm a gonna go...

>>131133594
>famines are a meme

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>>131133505
>>131133234

>>131130061
2 months isn't going to last you the 10 years of famine when crops fail due to lack of sunlight because the stratosphere is full of ash

>>131129431
Can also confirm. I was walking my dog and usually when he takes a shit he faces north. Today he facing toward yellowstone and looked very stressed while starring off in that direction. Picked him up before he could finish and ran home. I'm smelly and scared.

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Future is latino anyways lol

>>131128747
Wouldn't lots of small quakes just release the pressure without a major eruption?

Like letting out many small farts instead of one big smelly fart.

>>131133755
Yeah his post ended in a palindrome. >1132311

>>131133607
Wesker disapproves of this message.

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>>131133869
that's why I build my underground hangar vault. Who's the crazy one now!? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

>>131133931
>>131133284

>Tfw pic related

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>>131134134

>>131133928
of course famines are very real and a great number would succumb to starvation, third world countries would be devastated, first world countries would suffer greatly yes but we would persist. Hydroponic farming would become very popular.

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>>131134087
#TheHordersWasRight
That's true. Now I need to go start working on some super atomic monsters

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>>131131777
Oh fuck.

>>131133425
For you

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>>131131777
He's here lads

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Is it a coincidence that the Mormons are centered right over Yellowstone?

this is just to cover something happening in the middle east like they always do, see how history channel started talking about volcanos aswell

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>>131134243
kek

>>131133760
Anon, what does it mean to be a citizen?

>>131128747

It feels like the powers that be know the end of the cycle is coming. Look up tech billionaires and houses in New Zealand.

We're the breath before the plunge.

>>131128747
It wont happen, unless we meme it hard enough.

we need a death god, nay, a god of disasters to worship.

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>>131128747
The ride never ends.

>>131131777
I will take you in grandson personally, unless you are a swede or nigger. But you must understand that this eruption will cause an iceage, Ragnarök, nothing will grow anywhere. The ashes will block the sun world wide, Kattla is just a fire cracker in comparison

>>131134395
its because the second coming of jesus will happen when the volcano erupts

the volcano is jesus's mouth and the lava is his flaming sword

>>131128747
If d*gits something world changing and tragic happens in Berlin

>>131134459
Being a citizen means having the courage to make the safety of the human race their personal responsibility.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?

>>131134519
So you're saying Jesus is some kind of Hebrew volcano demon, come to reclaim the souls of the living?

>>131134536
If diggitz humanity will perish.

>>131131777

Kind of like that terrible movie Tycus except the white people get btfo

>>131134536
Berlin remains a shithole.

Too bad.

>>131134519
>Baldur
You call him jesus, but you still kiss under the misteltoe to honor him. It's funny really, you don't get it.

But no he will have no sword, he will have a spear, he will pick up God's items on idavellir. He is the noice goy, he always was

>>131128946
its gonna be a site to see anon. cant wait I hope all these fuckers scream and cry out in agony. After all its all meaningless, trivial bullshit anyways.

>>131134652
Humanity survives.

Too bad.

Confirmed. I am in Florida now and my dog just barked.

It's over

>>131131777
it depends on how bad it is, how well humans are able to cope it could be an ELE event or
it could just give our agriculture belt fertilizer for the next 200 years

>>131129431
Near Yellowstone. It won't fucking happen.

Americans so dumb they plan on hiding in underground bunkers not knowing that's exactly what the volcano wants

>>131134854
I'm in California and I just farted. Armageddon confirmed.

>>131128747
>>All Eyes on the Sky for the August 21 Total Solar Eclipse
This little tidbit kind of discredited your whole thing OP

Solar Eclipse is an astrological event that has literally no connection to volcanoes.
This is some paranoid delusion schizophrenic bullshit

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>>131128747
>>131130759
>>131130964
>>131131777
>>131132039
>>131132106
>>131133234
>>131134508
>>131134536

>Quick Rundown pic related.
See you in September!

Shadilay bro!

https://youtu.be/wqczaF0KT3Q [Embed]

was reading somewhere today that the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah was real - and I thought how absolutely degenerate our society has become and people really do not even seem to be aware how perverse and well degenerate things really are so i have no problem with thinking that whomever might think it is a good time to pull the plug on Yellowstone

>>131134591
The exact words of the text. But do you understand it? Do you believe it?

The number of people that are stupid in the world far outnumber the number of people who can actually do anything productive on this site...

>>131135235
can you put that into an equation that I can understand?

>>131135290
Dumb people more than productive 4chaners

>>131135378
ouch

>>131135378
fuck off, it's friday night and you pretty damn well know we're all shitfaced. Nothing makes sense right now except, well, getting shitfaced on a Friday in your trailer park.

>>131128747
amerisharts need this. then we can kick off the race war against niggers and spics, execute degenerate faggots and race traitors, round up the big wigs that own the country and gas them and their families, and finally shoot over jew on sight. make america white again

Had the most vivid dream of my life of a huge explosion going off in the direction of yellowstone ash started rained down after

>>131131641
Good luck, Yellowstone-chan! I love you, Yellowstone-chan!

I'm a Utahfag pls no Yellowstone don't blow up the best part of the country :(

>>131135430
It is not my fault that most of the world, if not just the United States, are markedly dumber than the productive ones. In socialism, whoever runs the factory owns the factory.

>>131129431
i shit 3 times the other day, one of them was really yellow from eating nacho cheese with cheddar sun chips the night before.

>>131134499
That is the worst age quality ever. Can't see shit.

>>131134629
aye

>>131135474
Today is Saturday, at least for EST.

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>>131135490

>tfw the great plains, The Rockies, and midwest are the whitest areas of America and they're the areas that will be utterly BTFO overnight from the eruption

>>131135550
Good luck yellowstone chan and utah fag from a California fag. I know California is a lost cause and I wish it were us dumping into the ocean, but let it be known, a few of us still defend the stronghold of kekistan here in Cali. Good luck and shadilay my dudes! Make the west red again!

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>>131128946
LETS BOYS WHO ELSE IS HYPED? THIS IS GOING TO BE A DAY TO REMEMBER

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>>131128747
STOP MEMEING FOR IT THEN holy fucking shit! You think technology will help us when there is global starvation and misery, no real sunlight because of ash clouds and crops dying, water souring and becoming toxic. You think we (7% or whatever we are) stand a fucking chance? Halt the memes now after you check these digits for a full scale global disaster and the societal reset we need but which will be so painful :::: checkem faggots ::::

Nigger

>>131128747
I heard 500 quakes

>>131135807
Really? This is what humanity has come to...

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>>131135839

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>>131129431
Can confirm. Pic related; they just stole my car an hour ago.

>>131135839
nowadays you have to call them african-american... just like you have to call white people european-american

>>131129431
That's odd because I saw 701 buffalo run by my house today.

>>131135889
Caffeine free? What are you, a conspiracy theorist on a budget?

>>131131641

"GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN!"

>>131128747
>>>/x/

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>>131135973
>Isn't in the gulag
What's the hold up literal nazi bigot?
>Didn't seize the means of production
Being this cucked
>Never put a dog in space
Why live?

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>>131132417
This degeneracy all makes sense, shall we be the lords soldiers then? It could be harsh, and we will fall but we will not yield to the likes of the demonkin. Bring your weapons, bring your honor. We will die as real men.

>>131136122
Nazis these days don't support animal cruelty.

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https://days.to/until/21-august

I wonder what statement will make the president right after the eruption.

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>>131134395
>>131135089
>>131135958

Hopefully it just project bluebeam (virgin mary projected on the eclipsed moon) and not yellowstone.

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>that feel when California is spared thanks to the Sierra Nevada

>>131130964
Blacklights don't emit the proper wavelength dumbass

>>131136200
The MSM will claim Russia hacked the volcano.

>>131136210

And underwater thanks to the san andreas fault triggered for the impact that yellowstone will cause.

>>131135958
That's ducked up because I released 702 Bison in to the wild two days ago..

>>131136160
cool outfit man, how much??
military discount...

>>131133073
>>131132039
>>131128946

Former STARS Member here, its hilarious watching Chris crash and and burn but seriously we cant let him get his hands on the bazooka.

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>>131136200

https://days.to/september-equinox

kek

>>131131726
Definitely become a myth.

>>131135089
Yoou don't even realize that the word Devil has nothing to do with christianity, it's a heathen figure. Very related, song related FIMBUDJÖVLAR DEYJA!!! DIE FIMBUL DEVILS!
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=vanaheimur

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>>131131777
It's ok friend, we'll just conquer South America, Africa, the Middle East, or parts of Asia.

No biggie, really. Disasters make conquering other areas very popular.

WITH ENOUGH MEME MAGIC WE CAN MAKE GO BOOM

PRAISE KEK

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>>131131641
Volcano-chan is superior Desu.

sorry here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QztKQPV7wuo

DEVILS DIE! FIMBUL DEVILS DIE!

“Patrolling the Mojave Almost Makes You Wish For a Nuclear Winter”

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>>131130688

Noice

>checks the Fuck Off We're Full signs around the coast.
>sits back and cracks another stubby of VB
Waiting...

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amerilards about to become morrowind ashniggers

>>131133977

Lmfao

>>131130061

>2 months

You're already dead anon

>NASA

>HAS A TUMBLR

Fuck.
This.
Gay.
Earth.
E. L. E. FUCKING WHEN?!?!

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>>131131587
>OFF BY ONE
>is actually off by 4
what did he mean by this?

>>131131641
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN!
I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTON - CHAN!

>>131128946
Major Sgt at Burger King here, can confirm volcano is exploding and troops are shipping out, make your time

>>131136665
It will affect us all, just look at when Kattlafjöll blew up, and when she has in the bast (Surt lives there) it cause a mini iceage all over the globe. If Yellowstone blows up, we're in for it all

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Fidget-chan beats all

>>131136201
You got a higher res picture?

>>131128946
Fuck you Im surviving.

>>131128747
Please Yellowstone, take us before the West dies

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>>131128747
wow a 4.4 for quake
you can almost feel that one
fuck off larper

>>131136238
Then why do plenty of things grow with blacklight? There are vertical farms that use blacklight to grow food.

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>>131136834
I know but it will be cool won't it

>>131131830
It's literally nothing, I can't tell if this is newfaggotry or just bait

>>131129431
i just saw some fish leave too

>>131136196

They never did. The fuhrer loved animals and was quite fond of nature in general.

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>>131136665
Tfw we'll become gray niggers.

>>131137067
>They never did
>the jews are animals
pick one

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>>131130326
do you think one the 4chan mods is in league with yellowstone supervolcano?

>>131133594
Mate, we're talking about the biggest fucking volcanic explosion in human history, far more powerful than anything else. Humanity was almost wiped out at one time because a volcano exploded, a volcano that exploded with much less force than yellowstone would.

https://youtu.be/U_Dvi_ZO50A
>4:32

>>131136793

Off by one digit you mongoloid.

>>131136665
fuck off macaco everyone depends on eachother

if gringolandia dissapears economy goes to shit

>>131136122
Your cosmonauts left a dog to die in space. Hope sputnik hit you in the head.

>>131137174
Oh well, at least jews will die for good now.

>>131128747
YES. Finally I'll have a reason to return to the white man's home: Europe.

When and if Yellowstone blows I shall be living comfortably on the east coast. Paper thin ash ain't harming me!

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>>131130688
the media are covering it up, no one knows how bad it really is

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GET /COMFY/ LADS WE'RE IN FOR A RIDE

>>131128747
Would the only food source after this be fish and seafood? Find some high cliffs and mountains right next to the ocean to avoid tsunamis then go out and fish.

>>131131641
Please try an reach Ottawa and toronto

Can confirm, I'm in Africa, spotted herd of niggers moving North just now.

>>131128747
Holy fuck I want the Yellowstone to erupt already and to wipe out this cancer known as the Americans. It would be the Earth's own chemotherapy.

>>131137453
Oh shit that's spooky

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>>131128747
Get in here boys, the time is now. Winter is coming, are you ready? Soon you things will be deadly. I've said this before and Ill say it again. Ready your honor ready your rifles and say amen. Your fellow man your fellow friend those who will walk with you till the end. Know their names, know their shame for it will be the final game.

>>131136920
If that's true they probably have special blacklights that emit the correct wavelength, which wavelength is also dependant on the type of chlorophyll. Seeing as most backlights emit UV light that's why generally they wouldn't work.

>>131131641
I love you, Yellowstone-chan!
I don't care if i die!

>>131137281
rather be blowed up than slowly suffocate slowly slowly and painfully - I'm on east coast too btw

>>131136476
if Yellowstone erupts fully it can, and has caused up to 75% of all plant and animal life on earth to die and alter the climate worldwide for centuries. Lowering the world like 10-20 degrees killing off most plants and animals that cant survive outside of their respective climate zones

There is no coming back for anyone. even in india you will be suffering from nuclear winter and crop failures. Global economy completely collapses and famines would be wide spread.

assuming you don't starve or die from lack of water, or in some sort of attack by bandits or from respiratory ailments from the ash, or freeze to death, even if you make it past all that you still live in a collapsed society run by tyrannical strong men and warlords squeezing out meek existence probably with little to no electricity or clean water on whatever plants and animals dont die off within the first few years.

whatever humans remain will live in that condition for generations.

>>131137467
Most Canadians live near the US border. A lot of the food also comes from the US. With the US gone, Canada wouldn't survive a week

>>131128747
If Zero Hedge says its Happening? It isn't.

>>131137467
>Trudeau gaynadians eurocucks mudslimes and gooks left in charge
no thanks

>>131133425
For

>>131137174
What year was that?

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>>131130326

>IT WILL HAPPEN WHEN THE WEATHER COOLS

THE PROPHECY SPEAKS NOT OF WINTER, BUT THE AFTERMATH OF YELLOWSTONE

THIS IS IT LADS IT'S BEEN AN HONOR MEMEING WITH YOU

If not YellowStone a huge economic crash may August 21st as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watchv=g9sHNrRX1C0

Other theories include terror attacks, deepstate war,

>>131137555
Wind and rain are a thing. It won't be that bad on the east coast. Food prices will certainly jump, but that will just weed out the poorfags, and all the illegals will suddenly be super enthusiastic about going home. When it's all said and done the US will be a better place.

>>131128747
Not sure if I care anymore. I have seen what is to come and do not wish to be around for it. If you think I'm just fucking around look into the connection between gamergate, common core, darpa, video games, and education. If it's too complicated for you I'll indulge you. They are purposely making teachers unreliable and incompetent so learning via screen and AI teaching becomes a thing. Oh, wait.. can't do that unless they have control of the majority of the video game industry. But they do. Through gamergate. It's all so fucked.

>>131137555
I'm an antisocial creature who loves the indoors. I can just get a gas mask, stay inside, and use the internet. Hope you stay alive!

>>131133613
Are all Norwegians faggots or just you?

>>131137467
Leafs will be the first to go. You can't eat lumber and oil sand.

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>>131137661
THE ROD IS YELLOWSTONE
THE RING IS THE ECLIPSED SUN

https://youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk [Embed]

0:15 only light shown is red

Acts 2:20

20 The sun shall be turned into darkness, and the moon into blood, before the great and notable day of the Lord come.

Lyrics are just as mysterious as "see you in September". Almost seems like he's talking about the rapture.

Do you remember the twenty first night of September?
Love was changing the minds of pretenders
While chasing the clouds away
Our hearts were ringing
In the key that our souls were singing
As we danced in the night, remember
How the stars stole the night away
Ba de ya, say do you remember
Ba de ya, dancing in September
Ba de ya, never was a cloudy day
My thoughts are with you
Holding hands with your heart to see you
Only blue talk and love, remember
How we knew love was here to stay
Now December found the love that we shared in September
Only blue talk and love, remember
The true love we share today
Ba de ya, say do you remember
Ba de ya, dancing in September
Ba de ya, never was a cloudy day
Ba de ya, say do you remember
Ba de ya, dancing in September
Ba de ya, never was a cloudy day
The bell was ringing
And our souls were singing
Do you remember
Never was a cloudy day
Ba de ya, say do you remember
Ba de ya, dancing in September
Ba de ya, never was a cloudy day
Ba de ya, say do you remember
Ba de ya, dancing in September
Ba de ya, never was a cloudy day
Break it down for me (say do you remember)
Dancing in September
Ba de ya
Say do you remember (Do you remember?)
Ba de ya, dancing in September (dancing in September)
Ba de ya, never was a cloudy day
Uh huh! (bring it back now)
Dancing in September, uh huh!
All the way down to the summer

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>nothing

the only thing quaking is your economy's butthole while asia is fucking you up the asshole kikeboy.

>>131137704
The amount of rain I get is horrendous. Maybe, just maybe, luck shall prevail, and rain in New England that month.

>>131131641
Good luck Yellowstone-chan!
I love you Yellowstone-chan!

>>131133931
what doe that mean?

>>131137817
Are you saying we are going to be wiped off the map while Funk music is going to be playing?

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STOP HAVING THESE FUCKING THREADS

http://helenair.com/news/state-and-regional/did-you-feel-it-yellowstone-earthquake-swarm-not-a-sign/article_d72707f2-02db-5bcd-93db-d8029e3dc6fc.html

>The last significant swarm was in 2010, Stickney said, and the largest he’s observed in his career occurred in 1987. In addition, Montana was host to several earthquakes in the 20th century measuring over magnitude 6.0, including in 1959, when a 7.3 earthquake struck the Hebgen Lake area, killing 29 people.

>Despite the apparent danger, the caldera isn’t likely to erupt anytime soon.

>“Yes, Yellowstone is a super volcano,” said Stickney. “But the chances of it exploding are extremely remote. It’s an extremely rare occurrence. There’s a lot of activity at Yellowstone that does not portend to a big eruption.”

>Stickney said it’s possible for seismic activity to precede an eruption, but other signs including changes in the gases that come to the park’s surface, ground tilting and harmonic tremors, none of which have occurred. In addition, the quakes haven’t occurred on top of the caldera but rather 12 miles away

https://www.nps.gov/yell/learn/nature/volcanoqa.htm

>Will the Yellowstone volcano erupt soon?

>Current geologic activity at Yellowstone has remained relatively constant since scientists first started monitoring more than 30 years ago. Another caldera-forming eruption is theoretically possible, but it is very unlikely in the next thousand or even 10,000 years.

>How much advance notice would there be of an eruption?

>Most scientists think that the buildup preceding a catastrophic eruption would be detectable for weeks and perhaps months to years.

>They expect that the buildup to larger eruptions would include intense precursory activity at multiple spots within the Yellowstone volcano. As at many caldera systems around the world, small earthquakes, ground uplift and subsidence, and gas releases at Yellowstone are commonplace and do not reflect impending eruptions.

>>131137920
Some occult BS shall happen, he'll be spared, something like that.

>>131137990
No.

>>131137990
>green text overload

>>131128747
Let it erupt while I'm asleep so I can wake up in hell.

None of this shit is even politics. Take your fucking spooks here:
>>>/x/
>>>/b/
>>>/x/
>>>/b/
>>>/x/
>>>/b/
>>>/x/
>>>/b/
>>>/x/
Whatever happened to Sage & Report

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>Located on fringe of predicted ash fallout
>3 year food supply
>Basement with air filtration system and hydroponic garden full of vegetables
>Propane generator fueled by 2,000 gallon tank
>Gas masks and filters
>6 month water supply fed by a well
>AR-15, 5,000 rounds of ammo
>FAL, 3,000 rounds of ammo
>Body armor
>Toilet paper
>Pain killers, antibiotics, full surgical kit
>Handcuffs
>Ballgags
>List of families in a 20 mile radius with hot, teenage daughters

I'm good.

>>131137861
Same here, it rains like crazy at least 4 days a week lately. If that keeps up the ash will get washed away within a month. A few dust masks and some basic budgeting to afford higher food prices for the next year will make it survivable. That budgeting part will be the downfall of niggers and opiate junkies, which is actually a win.

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I have known for a long while in my heart of hearts that while the Islam thing is a bummer and Europe has lost it mind or is under some sort of supernatural spell. (really it is that weird to me) it will be the chinese stepping over our dead bodies to claim this continent. really

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>>131132417
Pic related is "Yellowstone erupting"

There has been more supervolcano happening threads than earthquakes

>>131138191
Stop spamming, (((anon 131128747))). It's for the betterment of all that you stop.

>>131138227
theyre gonna come for you prepper

>>131136665
Least' we wont be N'wah

>>131137920

--> >>131134161
--> >>131137661

>>131138227
holy shit, how much did all of that shit cost?

>>131138236
Ikr, but beware of the big noses! They hate budgeting.

>>131134801
loser.

>>131138278
thats probably what they said just before the last supervolcano blew up

>>131128890
Diigits says this anon is wrong

Now.

>>131129431
>Larping this hard

>>131137558
lmao

>>131128747
zero hedge wrong every day for 20 years.

>>131138498
digits say you're both right

>>131131641
Good luck, Yellowstone-chan! I love you, Yellowstone-chan!

>>131138438
Sadly kikes will survive, and likely make money by scalping the fuck out of shit like dust masks, air filters, canned food, etc.

>>131138424
dude is larping

https://youtu.be/xn_l2yS6H2o

>fuck i hate disaster junkies...just kys already.

>>131138670
What does kikes mean? Stupid question, but I've been out of the loop lately.

>>131138324
Fuck off. "Prophecy" and misinformation belong on /x/

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>>131137990
>beleaving what jews tell you