This fucking guy....

The Bantz on that guy. Fucking classic.

>>130933310
This is fucking awesome. You know Trump gloating pisses off the snowflakes more than him passing his agenda. What a timeline.

tfw your President is the Supreme Shitposter...

>you were born just in time to see our president shitpost on Twitter
feels so good

>>130933430
>>130933620
>>130933662
>>130933716
Goddamn, I wish I was born american.

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>>130933310

Hopefully that cunt keeps tweeting

>>130933620
>Haha fuck Making America Great Again, let's just annoy retards.

>>130933310
Shitposter and Chief

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>>130933310
I'll take this any day.

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PRESS O TO WIN
O
O
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>>130933867
Dog bless

>>130933310

my hero. this is revenge for the cuck democrats trying to tell republicans how too win by sucking immigrant cock.

>>130933310
C U C K S E R V A T I V E

>>130933620
>passing his agenda
Well that hasn't happened yet, but hooray for bantz I guess

America laughs while China builds. Enjoy the binge, you won't like the hangover.

>>130933310
Hes actually right about pelosi

>Negative ads using pelosi are far more effective than negative Trump ads
http://archive.is/5jX4M
>Average Americans hate Trump. But they hate liberals even more
http://archive.is/CZRvk

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>>130934141
What's worse, the pain or the hangover?

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>>130934002
39 Bills Passed
Tax On the way
Solar Wall Officially Memed
Healthcare in the Senate

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>>130933310
Definitely my fucking president.

>>130933819
>tfw mostly supported trump because everything he said sent the entire left into a shit-frenzy
>still mostly support trump because everything he says sends the entire left into a shit-frenzy
It's just too funny to stop, anon.

>>130933932
Why are all of Trump's most ardent supporters anime fetishists and sexual degenerates?

>>130934141

The U.S. is making record GAINZ daily. What are you crying about Faggot?

>>130933828
Shitposter in Chief

>>130934141
The only thing China is building is tumors.

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>>130933310
He ShitPosts! God bless the man!

Absolute madman!

>>130934313
You obviously haven't seen what the military thinks of him..
t. Surrounded by 5 Military bases and did JROTC (met a lot of military personnel)

>>130934326
>this is what the average American believes
The only "GAINZ" America is making is in overall weight, number of colored population, and AIDS recipients. Call me back when Drumpfy actually starts building a border wall, or ceases being an Israeli cumslut.

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>>130934141
>china builds

>>130933819
>sending a 140 character message ties up his whole day
Jesus Christ how sad is your life?

>>130934518
What do they think of him?

>>130934141
More like China edges closer and closer to civic unrest while its infrastructure crumbles whilst America is starting the biggest building campaign since Eisenhower.

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>>130934246
Hahah I love the goal posts changed on that pic. Instead of defeating ISIS in 100 days you've changed it to bombing them.

And this healthcare bill being in the senate means shit you realize that right? It'll go back to the house where it'll fail. That's why they passed it so fast in the house. They knew it would be a short term win and have no real chance of coming to law. Also bragging about executive orders is stupid as fuck. What is done by executive order can be undone by executive order. So when Kamala Harris is president come 2020 she will simply reverse it all.

And fuck me that makes me want to puke just typing that last sentence out. Kamala Harris as president. But watch it'll happen. She's a black female who speaks decently so they'll all rally behind here come 2020.

>>130934569
O look it's an Israel isn't the most stable region in the Middle East poster

Go back to /sg/ you faggot, or even better, Plebbit, where /sg/ was created.

>>130934693
hey look at that another Dem black lawyer but this time a woman! I'm sure she'll totally win.

>>130933310

Crypto-Democrat confirmed.

NEVER interrupt your enemy when they make a mistake. Certainly don't give them advice that could help them.

>>130933310

LOL. Trump is such a fucking man-baby. Perfect for Americans.

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>>130934141
China is barely the superpower everybody thinks it is, in real life it's an india-tier shithole

>>130934141
americans will ignore this, but they're a joke compared to a serious country like china

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>>130934971

I noticed his rally strategy last night, he boasted about himself and his accomplishments and then followed that by mocking the press. The first highly offends them and the second drives them into a rage. The idea is to trigger them into autistic screeching and by contrast he looks sane. The best part is they can't help themselves.

>>130934594
They would lay down their lives for him. And most of them (I say most because I know a chair force faggot who doesn't) support everything he's done at home, and abroad.

>>130934693
I can't believe you guys are harping on the 100 days to defeat ISIS. If he gets it done, it's still better than not. War is unpredictable, and besides, from what I understand the caliphate is a shell of what it was. Domestic terrorism is the big worry now. We'll have to see what happens healthcare bill, you're just being a naysayer because that's all you have right now.

Kamala Harris is not going to win in 2020, keep your chin up.

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>>130933620
to top it off, they can't ignore him because he's literally occupying that bloody seat in the Oval Office.

Finally a president that takes 5 minutes off his precious day to take the piss on the brittle left.

>>130934904
The Dems are so salty they'll do the opposite of what Trump says just to spite him.

>>130933819

Seems like you are one of the retards, who is annoyed.

Why hasn't he fucking said anything about the US attacking Syrian jets or NATO being more aggressive on Russian borders? does the deep state have him by the balls?

He is right.

Nancy Pelosi has been one of the reasons Republicans have been able to highlight the many trash liberal agenda pieces.

Honestly, I hope all of the current Democrats like (((Charles Schumer))), (((Dianne Feinstein))), (((Adam Schiff))), (((Bernie Sanders))), Nancy Pelosi, and Maxine waters stay in office as long as possible.

That being said the future liberal Democrats is nothing for more loser like (((Jon Ossoff))) and large numbers of barely literate minorities with nothing more to offer than their minority status.

>>130934693
Bitch Kamala Harris is barely even brown. And we could defeat ISIS in 100 days if we released our full military might on them. There's like ~60% of Americans who don't think we should be in the Middle East however, and to send actual US troops to Syria would cause an actual war with the Syrians and Russians. Plus, their fighting style is literally guerilla warfare. They shoot a few shots into a market, then drive off. Logistically, it's impossible at the troop levels now and with all the different players on the field right now. Trump has no control over that, he said that, to show his priorities. And guess what, I know, and the American people know, exactly how serious of a threat terrorism is, because trump has made it a major talking point

((I could mention the Obama Promises broken website, but I guess I just did))

>>130935201
If they don't do the opposite it looks like he's telling them what to do so it's a win win.

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>>130934141
>while China builds

With spit and duct tape? That's about the extent of their craftsmanship nowadays.

>>130934971
What china wont steal?
>they even made ganges knockoff

>>130933310
lmao he is the best

>>130935390
Allah Akbar fellow Assadpede!

>>130933310
He's not wrong tho

>>130934904
>Certainly don't give them advice that could help them.

Libs are so spiteful towards Trump, I wouldn't put it past them to do the exact opposite now.

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>>130934693
>So when Kamala Harris is president come 2020

>>130934313
Not true, I hate anime.

>>130934647
where is that plan again?

>>130935719
you said that about japan too. when will you learn?

>>130935656
It's common knowledge anyways, I'm sure dems can afford someone with a brain, their problem is all the leaders are fucking idiots.

>>130934971
You are so fucking delusional.

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>>130936118
Wow actually put effort into your shitposting faggot. Now you just look uninformed. Show Geo flag, cause I just know your a foreigner.

Shit was passed like last month

>>130935719
Beware those toothpick strong bows, fag. Coming to USA this summer.

>>130936486
China bro,
Come to the Democratic Republic
Shit feels good breh

>>130936791
gib green card, bro

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>>130936486
give me a real first world country with lakes made of trash and manufactures punching bags filled with old clothes

>>130935104
>>130935021
>>130934971

>>130936601
kek. youre one dumb fuck.

>plan
>fact sheet

that what im saying faggot. its not a bill. not even close.

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>>130935577
>how serious a threat terrorism is, because trump made it a major talking point

>>130936997
Okay, you win. USA is superior because they fill punching bags with 30-year-old maiden ass hair.

>>130933310
>8 years

>>130935953
/pol/ is and always will be pro-assad
please return to your fag hole of origin

>>130937219
ONCE AGAIN
DO SOME ACTUAL RESEARCH
DONT JUST LOOK AT PICS
FUCKING MEME EDUCATION

It was in the 4 trillion dollar, 2018 budget. That HAS PASSED ALREADY.

"Wow trump didn't pass this budget plan that's already been passed."
t. You

>>130937226
Hey guys lets play another game of spot the argument! Can you spot the argument? Wow! Neither can I!

Consult the rules faggot, otherwise return to >>>/b/

>>130936486

chang go back to work you have iphones to make

>>130938290
Statistically speaking you're more likely to be Chinese than me, leaf.

>>130938409

as if I would choose to live in gook vancouver

chinamen are as bad as syrians

>>130938189
>muh rules

speaking of arguments, yours is as impossible to find as your dick is, fuck off. there's a place called reddit that cares about rules alot, you cna go circlejerk there

>>130933747
Just sneak in and murder some nigger for his social security number. You can still be one of us.

>>130934576
You want to know the trick to getting the right in America to support the existence of Climate Change?
Just rebrand it to Chinese pollution, they pump out 1.5 times the amount of CO2 that America does and aren't going anyway or form to lower it.

>>130934569

Well, can't argue with that Anon

>>130934576
WTF? Is it molting?

>>130936486
Tonyma you fucking chink

>>130939620
What the fuck are you talking about? I made a logical 'defense' of Trump, and you could have refuted it if you disagreed, however you simply posted a smirking meme and greentexted something I said. Also wow look the go back to Pleddit line, I sure haven't heard that one before! The rules state that trolling, unrelated discussion, and worthless posts should be made on other boards, not /pol/. If you had been here longer than 3 weeks, you would know that.

>>130934141
> incel chink who hides its flag

>>130941777
first of all you fucking fag, your argument consisted of Trump dick riding so that shit when in the fucking trash as soon as I fucking saw it. Do you even know where the fuck you are you little dickshit? The shitpost capital of the surface web you fucking mongloid mouthbreather. Fuck off back to plebbit where you can have your super cereal discussions with no trolling. Last (you) for you bitch boi.

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>>130937282
>that (moon)face when you have no arguments
Chinks BTFO for ever and ever.

>>130942238
>herp derp look at my flag mommy now the rethuglicans will think I'm one of them teehee ahaheheh

>>130940797
china's randomly falls off
britain's bbqs your whole building

>>130933310
SALT VALUES PLUMMET DUE TO EXTREME SURPLUS FROM FAGGOT LOSERS

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>>130942238
Lmao how butt mad can one person be? Once again, unrelated discussion, trolling, and shitposting belongs on >>>/b/. I see you are recycling your own original Plebbit jokes again too. And because I support trump you discard my opinion? That just shows how ignorant you are. Have a good day bud, I hope you really aren't projecting as hard as I think you are.

>>130944800
Alright, one last bite. I ain't mad, a little upset, but I'm not mad. By your logic all leafs and australians would be banned. Trolling happens. The only reason those rules exist is that if it is in excess, they can ban them for a reason. The rules aren't meant to be super fucking serious and for peopl to be hardasses about. The only place that really cares about rules that much is you know where. I don't care if you support Trump but if you dick ride him, yes i do discard your opinion. If you didn't care about something until a politician told you should that's not a valid opinion, one way or the other.(terrorism is a threat because trump said so)

>>130933867
The right mix of redpills and bantz. I love this guy.

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>>130933867
What a time to be alive

I thought you elected him BECAUSE OF BANTZ?!
Were you guys serious about his agenda?

>>130933819
>"GODDAMN it, I'm so upset that Trump supporters love to make me upset!"
>"But let me give them the exact reaction they want so that the cycle of making me upset only continues!"
oh boy im laffin

>>130945401
Terrorism isn't a threat because he said so, that wasn't the point I was making. I was trying to make point that he is putting more emphasis on combating terrorism, and is running on that platform. And the rules are in place to prevent uneducated twats from shitting up the board with their irrelevant posts.

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>>130933310
>libtards right now

>>130934380
exactly

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>>130942238
You are so mad lol

>>130946352
Yeah, the board is shitted up happens when it's done in excess, my point exactly.Maybe I flew off the handle and misunderstood you, but I'm going to agree to disagree. Take care.

>>130945894
Damn, Mr. Trump and Barron really kept their cool during that car chase.

>>130946574
All good m8, take care.

>>130933310
>Cryin' Chuck
kek

>>130935577
>implying ISIS wasn't already on the ropes
>thinking ISIS was an actual threat to begin with.
They haven't been a credible threat in years and got their shit kicked for the past year and a half

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>>130941777
Witnessed

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>>130933310

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>>130942238

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>>130942733
At least he doesn`t have to watch for planes.

>>130933867
I laughed
His point on the supposed hacking happening during the Obama administration is a good one.

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>>130934313
Where do you think you are?

God bles this man

>>130933767
Mmmm...stuffed crust...mmmmm...

>>130940358
>1.5
source? I recall it being 2x: China outputs 12 somethingtons and America 6

>>130934002
hahahahaaha
>t. forcing back tears

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>>130934576
At least it wasn't jet fuel.

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>>130933767
What kind of special autist eats a pizza slice backward?

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>>130942238
>first of all you fucking fag

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>>130933819

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>>130933310
Shitposter-in-Chief

>>130933310
BASED TRUMP TRIGGERING LIBKEKS

MAGASHADILADY

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>>130951353
When the pizza crust is stuffed with melted mozzarella everyone becomes that special autist. We don't go telling you eurofags how to deep throat sand nigger dick, don't tell us how to eat our GMO enriched pizza!

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>>130949186

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>>130934141
Good luck with your ghost cities, polluted rivers, and "collateral" backed loans China Man.

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>>130934518
You obviously have no idea what the real military is like, Summerfag.

>t. Shitposting on base

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>>130949186
CARLOS!

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>>130933310

GUY: "Yup...this one is of us at Niagara Falls, and this one is of us at Grand Canyon. Oh, this photo here is from a Garden Party we through for our new neighbors."

OTHER GUY: "Whoa! Those are incredible. Did your wife grow these in your garden out back?"

GUY: "Oh those? (lel'd) Thos aren't really prize winning huge pumpkins. Those are Donald Trumps balls. Frikkin' huge aren't they?"

(crickets)

>>130952977
Must be chairforce. Army navy and marines love Trump...

>T.. Army AD 12B

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>>130933310
Fuck YES! Best president ever. And the best part is that Hellary CuntTON will never be president. Ever.

>>130934141
Somehow the United Nation flag missed my new flag filter.

Thanks.

>>130953710
hahahaha. Great one. Should spam the cucked prince with it bowing down to the US Caesar, instead of Allah from the Snackbar

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>>130953547
I meant that the real military are all single men who maaturbate to anime. Not that i would expect a glue chugger to get my point.

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>>130952207
>When the pizza crust is stuffed with melted mozzarella everyone becomes that special autist. We don't go telling you eurofags how to deep throat sand nigger dick, don't tell us how to eat our GMO enriched pizza!

>>130933310
Bump

>>130933310
Bump

>>130933310
Bump

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>>130934693
>So when Kamala Harris is president come 2020 she will simply reverse it all.

>>130934518
>Was in JROTC
>Knows anything about the daily grind of life in the military

Nice try m8

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>>130934192
underrated

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>>130933867
Tee hee :) that one about the obama admin is priceless and has some truth to it. Shitposter and chief indeet :)))))

>>130951353
I actually eat my pizza sideways. Like I take a bite of crust, then a bite of the main body so they're both in my mouth at the same time, and basically eat my way like that across. This lets me avoid having the whole crust to finish at the end of a slice, which can be tedious to eat even if it tastes good.

>>130933747
That's the beauty of America, you don't have to be.

>>130933310
>inb4 muh 5d n64 chess

it's not even a good threat because Comey leaked before Trump claimed he had tapes.

The tape thing was just Trump hoping that the WH had hidden cams all over the place and then finding out it didn't. If anything I'm surprised as well that there's no tapes.

>>130934693
>accuse Trump of changing goal posts
>make 'bomb the shit out of ISIS' into 'defeat ISIS' when it's written right in front of you and just blatantly lie

How fucking stupid are you?

>>130934693
>Kamaladingdong Harris being president
>electing a nigger ever again

No thanks we had enough of nigger policies and it nearly fucked us permanently.

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>>130933867
I like Trump eh's a pretty cool guy, he pisses on the deep state and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>130933867
goddamn Trump's twitter is fucking savage, even if he does fuck all for the next few years the bants are worth it

>>130951353
It was a TV commercial for pizza hut stuffed crust or something

>>130935024
As if soilders know anything worthwhile about politics

>>130934141
yes, and building is all it's doing, actual societal and technological development independent from the west is very secondary to building things

You really are an idiot

>>130934576
So? They need to get some better glue...what's the big deal?

>>130936601
Wow. thank you President Trump, you know what will happen because of this nothing. No bridges will be crumbling, no people dying after falling into a river or canyon, nobody will be pulled out of a ravine dead because the guardrails were put in instead of-sorry no money keep dying-and Trump will get no credit for any of it. Ungrateful fucking peasants.

>>130933662
>Not 'The shitposter in chief'
Are you even trying?

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>>130934246
Rome wasn't built in a day because if it were Trump would be hiring their contractors to build the wall.

>>130933819
Why not both?

>>130961812
And Liberal fags in Jewyork and Commifornia do other than parroting the MSM talking points?
Hmm really tickled my pickle

>>130936099
Nige better get his hands off my newsfu. That's the "older woman" archtype in my pantheon.

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>>130933867
I wish this presidency never ends

>>130933310
Fantastic

>>130952207
>Not keeping the crust at the end
>Even if it has filling

I think he still eats it wrong you fucking American't

>>130933310
Bump

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>>130933867
This fuckin' guy....

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>>130933310
We're going to get tired at this rate

I can't imagine the other timelines being nearly this fun

>>130933767
I know we're having a great time with this guy,the meme wars,the salty libtards,the bantz,the shitposting...but there's something more,like a vaporwavey 80-90's feeling that makes everything comfy as fuck

>>130935201
This is reverse psychology. Like Disney's brer rabbit.

>>130933662
He dethroned us Aussies, I would love to learn under him.

>>130933620
>le epic timelime theroy

Fuckin tinfoils

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>>130959357
You owe me a new fucking keyboard.

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>>130942238
>/pol/