Was Adam a cuck? He did that Eve told him to do like a little cuck.

The Bible puts the blame for losing everything on Adam and not Eve.

"For Adam was formed first, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived, fell into transgression.-1 Timothy 2:13

Therefore, just as through one man sin entered the world -Romans 5:12

Women: fucking men over since the beginning of time.
Thanks Adam for being such a horny bitch from watching animals fuck you had to ask God for a personal dick massager.

>>130892823
>he doesn't know about Lilith

>>130892823
Adam was black West African probably

God really sucks at making things.

Heteropaternal superfecundation

>>130893194
Are you retarded?

>>130893507
He kind of does desu. Kind of funny too how he lacks forsight.
>Creates angels
>Gives them free will
>They rebel
>Creates man
>Gives them free will
>They rebel
At that point he should have realized giving his creation free will kind of fucks him over in the end.

>listening to your spouse is cucking

>>130893817
>you will die
Thats all there was to it. Devil says you wont die. Where are they right now. Theyre dead

>>130893851
>God specifically asks Adam why he listened to his help meet
>this is fine
>Adam blames her and maybe God doesn't even seem to mind that part very much?

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>>130893817
>fucks him over in the end.
As far as I can tell the only ones who are fucked over are the rebels.

>>130893817
It's literally all a part of God's plan

He knew what was to come.

>>130893817
why do you pretend to know God's will?

Eve gibs berth to the seed of the serpent, Caine, and the seed of the woman Able. Caine-able cuck Adam allows Caine to be the first murderer, and has to try again to continue humanity with Seth after failing to have a lineage survive this system.

>>130893507
The creator "god" whom man is made in the image of in Genesis is Elohim, not the Lord God, Most High Yahweh Elohim. Elohim could very well be Satan. In which case Adam was cucked in his creation.

>>130894216
Close but way off

>>130894216
>The creator "god" whom man is made in the image of in Genesis is Elohim, not the Lord God, Most High Yahweh Elohim. Elohim could very well be Satan. In which case Adam was cucked in his creation.

What the fuck is this heresy?

>>130892823
>Look he did something a women told him to do. Must be a cuck. He is not Allpha male Alpha like me. Oh it doesn't matter that i m a virgin.

Redpillers gtfo

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>>130893992
He makes a huge ass deal about people obeying him and loving him, but gives them the opportunity to not give him (you)'s in the form of worship and give him the middle finger.
>>130894055
>He knew about it ahead of time
>Allows it to happen anyway and get him pissed off about it

Did is and for true? How the English is speaking.

>>130894360
There's three distinct creation myths presented in the Bible. Genesis presents two. Chapter 1 is the general creation of heaven and earth and all that's in it by the council of gods, Elohim. Chapter 2 is YHWHs specific botonical experiment.

>>130895140
Is this some sort of Gnostic garbage?

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>>130895140
>There's three distinct creation myths presented in the Bible
>Genesis presents two
Okay...where's the third?

>>130893496
Oy vey
>>130894216
Don't forget that Adams sons passed around eve like a spliff

>>130895398
Yes. Allows for more woman stuff to creep in

>>130895398
No. You can't see it in English. Do original language studies.

>>130895140
what are you on schizo

>>130895398
>>130895398
D E M I U R G E

G N O S T I C I S M

R E D P I L L

Y E S

>>130895555
E A T M Y Q U A D S

>>130895518
>implying we haven't
Why don't you read the Concordant Literal Version? Hrm? Do you speak any romance languages to help you understand a bit? No

>>130895440
Job and Psalms. Leviathan and Behometh are primordial beasts from which chaos is ordered.

>>130895599
N O W M Y D U B S

>>130895518
so Jew, your interpratation is that elohim/el/satan created humans in his image?

>>130895643
And those are the serpent. The devil doesnt get his own creation story. You gotta see where he wiggles his stomach ass

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>>130892823
White people like to fuck their younger innocent siblings if they dogs ain't around and they smell like camel cigarettes and steamed diarrhea and they fuck their close relatives and it smells like fish mixed with feces and the contents of the bottom of a port a potty tank with a strong smell of skunk toasted garbage with a hint of Mayo

>>130895647
No one cares

>>130895684
Nah. That's new. But it does follow. Satan has full access to the council of gods.

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>>130894055
So what's the next part of his master plan?

>>130895015
Welcome to Genesis.

>I'll just make this garden and put man in it, and then put an unnecessary tree in it that serves no purpose except being forbidden to man.
>and then I'll toss in the devil in snake form knowing that he'll convince man to not listen.

>What the fuck man, why did you eat from the tree? (kek)
>punish man
>punish the fucking snake too

>>130895873
That is true. Christ is there to say defences. That doesn't mean "our image" means anything. Or anything bad. If it's a council then so be it. Means nothing to me. If Christ wasn't God then that doesn't demean Him. What does Bible say? I try and go with that

Ummm, sweetie, God's a woman and Eve was made first in her image, and yes of course Adam was her cuck

>mfw the snake represents danger
>mfw the fruit represents consciousness and what comes with it, ie knowledge of the future
>mfw no more blissful paradise when you have to prepare for the future

DEEPEST LORE

Jordans Petersons bible series is pretty neat to a dummy like me

>>130896010
Why not punish the snake? Let's say you cure cancer and somebody leaks your recipe before you can cash in. You don't wanna punish that guy?

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>>130895555

>>130892823
Adam's original sin was letting a woman manipulate him into doing something wrong, because she got bad advice that she lacked the critical thinking skills to scrutinize.

>>130892823
>God: "Name all these animals and be happy, you can even touch each other. It's ok, I made you for one another!"
>Adam: "Thanks God, I can't wait to start naming animals."
>Eve to herself: "Jeez I wish Adam would stand up for himself, I need a real man. Oh that talking snake will do."

>>130892823
that story is made up bullshit, adam never existed.

>>130896565

The very first and wises lesson of all in the bible - don't trust woman

>>130892823
>Jewish tale on origin of humanity.
>not evolution
>clear evidence to the latter

sage

>>130896104
>punishing the snake for being a snake

A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the
scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The
frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion
says, "Because if I do, I will die too."

The frog is satisfied, and they set out, but in midstream,
the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of
paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown,
but has just enough time to gasp "Why?"

Replies the scorpion: "Its my nature..."

>>130895774
Sounds like youre describing the congealed juices between your taint and your upholstered computer chair

>>130896783
I totally agree human race just popped into existence technology and all

>>130896881
>snakes can speak
Ok

>>130896976
>taking anything in the bible literally
okay

>>130896843
>implying there's evidence for evolution

>>130895461
>Don't forget that Adams sons passed around eve like a spliff
This is not mentioned anywhere in the bible

>>130893368
>Lilith
I didn't until True Blood.

>>130897021
>>130896976
>not taking the bible literally
Okay
In this made up little story, they lived in Eden.
They walked with God.
Literal magic via the divine will happened daily and days lasted eternities.
Adam was close to the source and things worked different.
After their blasphemy they were cast out of Eden and entered our world. The world of coldness, starvation, and animals hunted you.

Granted it's still a creation myth, but in this one animals could talk or atleast understand and be understood by man.
It was magic fairy world.

>>130897218
adam and eve bred with monkeys and neanderthals

adam and eves IQ were a reported 300+ each (with Adam being around 30 points higher)

but due to the breeding with monkeys and sub species we lost a lot of our brain power

>the more you know

>>130894360

gnostics GTFO my board

>>130897347
Hahaha what the fuck

>>130897308
the bible should be viewed through a lense of understanding, namely between facts and 'facts' in the abstract sense

for instance it's a fact that I can kick your ass

but it's also a fact that you have a certain favorite thing in your room that for no real reason is more important than other stuff

>>130895461
desu if I were the only woman on Earth, I'd probably have sex with almost anyone.

Women are naturally promiscuous when we don't have other women around to judge us.

>>130892823

yes, in that story the nature of man and woman was described

>>130897347
Also never mentioned.

>>130897697
>never not mentioned either
it's practically universally accepted that it happened like that

>>130892823
Adam is the human consciousness/mind, Eve is the body.

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>>130897347
>>130897218
Ask your Pastor how they had children

>>130897586
Truth. I've had more freaky sex than you could imagine because I keep my mouth shut and don't judge the sluts.

>>130897770
No it isn't. I went to a Catholic school and mass every Sunday and this was never even implied let alone mentioned.

>>130897804
>surely the pastor of my local church will know how the first two humans bred without incest
yes factual evidence is best got from local pastors

>>130897890
>can't spot a jest
c'mon ya emu fucking 'roo it's a joke mate

>>130897256
I didn't until Evangelion.

Eve fucked her sons.

>>130897697
Yes it is, read Genesis carefully again.

>>130897951
Incest is agreed upon by church goers I know. Why else do you think there is so many ugly retards?

>>130898156
I've read Genesis multiple times in King James Bible and the Good News Bible and it's not there.

>>130897500
Theologians by and large disagree with you. The bible makes claims about the real world, stop demoting everything into a parable.

>>130893817
>man crates AI
>gives it free will
>___

>>130896976
The snake is not a snake. It's Satan.

You and your kin shall crawl on your bellies, means that God took their wings and threw them down on earth.

It's just that the further back in the bible you go the less people are aware of Satans existence.

Ask a theologian, he will explain it to you.

>>130899203
I know all that. No offence to anybody but this thread so far is not on my level

>>130899118

>is astonished that none ever did thus predict in way what then did happen

>>130896565
To be fair, maybe Adam shouldn't have been watching animals fuck.

>>130898669
>implying I give two shits what other people believe when it comes to an infinitely interpretable text
nah mate, I'll read it and understand it through my own lense, as should all

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>>130893194
>And he said to the woman, “I will increase your trouble in pregnancy and your pain in giving birth. In spite of this, you will still have desire for your husband, yet you will be subject to him.”
Genesis 3:16

>>130898559
> I've read Genesis multiple times in King James Bible and the Good News Bible and it's not there.
Google 'Land of Nod'.

>>130899363
The word was multiply not increase. And. Multiply what? Which births had she had up til that point? None. That quote actually means "each generation the women will regret their kids more and more". Hence maybe the "woe unto them bearing children" when Christ returns. Also Lilith is not real

>>130899339
Lean not unto your own understanding but to God's

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>>130899383
Now what?

>>130899586
>can't navigate to the correct link
>supposed to spoon feed baby
too stupid to google too stupid to eat

>>130895965
crashing the planet

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the whole point is so christians will say "i am in need of the lord"

and he wanted adam and eve out of the garden from the moment he made them and they werent meant to be there

and the reason being is because they said to the lord "i do not know what he is for" and "i do not need him as my lord"

and if everyone was made instantly in heaven then people would have no idea what the lord is for

non christians are not human theyre robots with no consciousness and this whole world has suffering just so christians can see where they will be and see the present suffering and see that they need the lord

This story displays how stupid men are. Men put that Pussy on a pedestal way too much.

>>130900255
Adam could have stopped them. But he is not as easily fooled. She was his help meet. Hetero sex and marriage are temporary secular fixes for their own shit

>>130899731
Only jesting. The land of nod in the Bible is as vague as rewarding else. Anything you gather from it is assumption and conjecture. The idea that Adam and Eve had super high IQs which was lost due to breeding with monkeys and Neanderthals is literally fan fiction that isn't mentioned in the Bible.

>>130892823
>Was Adam a cuck?
>He did that Eve told him to do like a little cuck.
Was Adam a cuck?
>He did that Eve told him to do like a little cuck.

Who the fuck is doing the cucking?
Is adam poking a stick up her ass "oh god not like this"

>>130900385
>rewarding
*anything

>>130900432
The serpent

im not hi I swear

>you shouldn't be alone
>have a parter I made with a piece of your rib lol.
>oh wait she was tricked by the snake I also created and now she's gonna die.
>adam doesn't eat the fruit
>eve dies
>alone again

>>130900522
>you shouldnt be alone so here is a lady friend to help you understand animals better
>upright and speaking snake named last and is more like man than the monkeys
>eve and snake go to bed with eachother
>she dies
>adam lays her; she is now his wife
>adam eats the fruit it's called "bedding somebody"
>adam dies
>Christ is tree of life
>nobody is really alone now are they?

>>130900474
>>130900385
yes, it's vague and says it's filled with beasts

to say it didn't happen the way I said is pure conjecture

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>>130892823
I think this ChristCuck story could not be more fitting for the White Race.

>women gratefully killing off the white race by becoming sluts for Tyrone and refugees
>most men slurp down liberal shit just because a woman said that's what she believes.

Like pottery.

>>130893817
>fucks him over
He's God you idiot, if he didn't want it to happen, he'd just wave his hand and it wouldn't have even happened in the first place.

>>130901114
This. Also who's to say free will is real? Woman is not of the ground. If she was able to be duped. Then how is that the same as my "free will"?

>>130900385
Cain was exiled for murder to the Land of Nod, where he built cities. Now who do you think populated those cities?

The Jews interpret this even more simply: Adam and Eve were the first *Jews*, not the first people (goyim).

>Was Adam a cuck?

That's the whole point of the story lad.

He listened to his dick over the order of God.

>>130901524
>Yiddish existed as a language
Gotta love it. Let's ignore the language aspect. What about polygamy? Those codes came later. Obviously

>>130901114
Then why didn't he faggot.
He gets angry enough to throw a temper tantrum and curse everything, but not fix it for thousands of years, and even then it's sort of a "sorry I fucked up here's a band-aid" solution? Okay.
>>130901209
>Get shown how god is a dunce
>Well f-free will doesn't exist!
Then how were angels and man able to rebel against him, dipshit. Against a deity that is specifically stated in the Bible to hate how people don't worship him and follow his exact dictation.

>>130901611
That's not even the definition of cuck. A man might be a limpdick. But it's his partner who lays another. Who cucks him. Not himself

>>130901688
Why didn't He? Why don't you question electricity? You can't see it. You don't understand it. But you created it and shitpost with it. If there is no free will. You try and excuse both your rebellion. And His plan. By trying to make sense of God. You have a puny fallen homo sapien's brain. A piece of nothing without the "on" switch. The manufacturer

>>130901524
Yeah I get that. The claims were that Adam's children "passed Eve around like a spliff" and that Adam and Eve had a reported 300+IQ which was lost due to breeding with monkeys and Neanderthals. I'm saying that neither of things is ever mentioned in the Bible, it doesn't matter how people interpret the land of nod.

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>>130902039
if anything just living to 900 years old is suprising

so obviously hes more wise

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>>130901902
>Why don't you question electricity?
Maybe it isn't sentient you faggot.
>You can't see it
You don't need to see something to understand it.
>You don't understand it
>Imply you can't understand god based on his actions and how he communicates with people
>But you created it and shitpost with it
No, I'm explaining how shit it is for low-iq morons to larp around about how god is some sort of all-powerful all-knowing deity when he isn't.
>You try and excuse both your rebellion
I'm not excusing anything, nor am I stating anywhere not to worship god.
>And His plan
Oh you mean the plan he gives and talks about in the Bible. Gotcha.
>By trying to make sense of God
We're already been over this.
>You have a puny fallen homo sapien's brain
You're sound a little flustered there. Logic and reasoning getting in the way of your blind faith and worship?
>A piece of nothing without the "on" switch
I'm not the one in the dark about god's true nature.

>>130901738

You are a faggot and likely a Jew.
You have no business telling anyone what a cuck is.

>>130902039
just because something isn't mentioned doesn't mean it didn't happen, you're too caught up in the words themselves when you should be looking at the meanings, the philosophical evidence suggests that first humans bred with other homoerotic species that they were matched genetically closely to thus creating the modern human population

>>130902039
So what do you think happened? You think all of Adams children just sat around sexually unsatisfied?

>>130899339
>>130898669
Wasn't Jesus the God of all parables?

>>130902295
Sentience? Are you a vegan carrot freak or some shit? Who gives a damn. Lisa simpson's tooth people. Did the bow? Or act like you do? I didnt read all this crap either by the way. Blah blah illuminating light something something tower of babel a faggot killed goliath something something the 144,000 doesn't allow men who've touched vaginas september 23 something something
>>130902334
Im also italian and we know what are "le corne". Also youre wrong on both fronts for ad hom. Also provide proof. Maybe how the two things got so bumble fucked by yourself

>>130899449
>Also Lilith is not real
Don't fall for the Roman Council of Nicea Jews Doctrine

>>130892823
Difficult to be cuckolded when they were the only humans in Eden. Cuckoldry has a definition which does not include the state of mind of the man, if you must post this drivel. It is only "betrayal" by the wife, without the man's 'agreement or acceptance'. Is that clear now?

>>130902669
>lilith is not jewish
I have no face

>>130902686
Wrong. Your discomfort is palpable

>>130902225
Gaining new knowledge and becoming wise doesn't raise IQ

>>130902374
Sure, but making things up to fill in the gaps doesn't make that true either. Your interpretation is one of dozens and it's one of the more retarded ones. What's more likely is that they never had 300+IQs, they didn't fuck monkeys or Neanderthals since they weren't into beastiality or in Europe and Adam's kids didn't fuck Eve ever, they just fucked their own wives.

>>130902409
No, they found their own wives.

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>>130900693
Wtf does this all even mean?
>>130901209
>If she was able to be duped. Then how is that the same as my "free will"?
She had the choice to listen to God or be decieved by the Devil. It's basically listen to your father or you'll get into shit. Which happens all the time with children.
>>130902904
>No, they found their own wives.
Because we all know women grow on trees>>130896952

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>>130902904
it doesnt say their IQ it was probably higher than yours though

>>130900382
Spoken like a true faggot

>>130903219
You bore me. I dont know. Read it again. K peace.
>sees pic
>wonder why I'm wishing you peace

>>130903261
Spoken like a true poindexter's ad hom
>comes up for breath from a platter of clams

>>130892823

>Was Adam a cuck?

He was the only man on Earth so no.

>>130903474
>snake dindu nuffin

>>130902904
>literally just throwing words together in my posts
>you agree it could be true but probably isn't
you have no evidence to refute my claims so eat shit

>>130902295
https://youtu.be/IwzUs1IMdyQ?t=44
> they didn't fuck monkeys or Neanderthals
So you don't believe that Neanderthal DNA lingers in human DNA?
>>130902374
Meme's aside you've got a pretty good explaination. Explains how Caine found people to fuck after being banished. So Africans were basical Pure blooded biblical blah blah whilst the white that were banished to the North became mixed race Untermensch
>>130902705
huh? im seriously beginning to wonder if gays have mental issues now.

>>130893750
>>130899363
I feel like you both thought I said Eve did nothing wrong. She did, she stole from God and got punished for it.
But everything was lost because of what Adam did. I stand by my post.

he basically fell for bitch tricks

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>>130896101
I was more thinking about how it represented the fall from the blissful and natural hunter gatherer state of man to unnatural modernity and sedentary living as a consequence of the discovery of high technology. Bringing with it corruption and a requirement for conscious knowledge of good and evil in place of where man's instinct usually took care of this.

>>130904056
>So you don't believe that Neanderthal DNA lingers in human DNA?
I never said that anywhere.

Adam couldn't be a cuck because there wasn't anyone else to have sex with, unless you take the kike interpretation that Goyim are beasts. Also, the bible implies that man and woman be fruitful and multiply like beasts do, but eating from the forbidden tree of knowledge is a sin, so the interpretation that it's a euphemism for sex is wrong. I wonder if Adam and Eve had children before sin. Also, the serpent (Satan) was cast down to earth (where time exists) from heaven (where time is meaningless). How long did it take for Adam and Eve to eat the forbidden fruit? Genesis talks about the creation week but doesn't mention the length of time to the first human sin. What's the Catholic view?

So what if Adam never ate the apple? Would God have kicked Eve out without Adam getting anymore pussy? Or would he have made another woman? Also, why did God just leave the tree out there so they could have eaten it? Why not protect it with like a moat and crocodiles?

>>130893817
Actually it was God decision of make Lucifer, the most powerful being after God.
He is the one who caused all the rebellion. Goes to show how damaging power is in wrong hands.

>>130904056
>lilith being jewish is a mental illness
Ooooo
>>130904177
Aaand you're wrong
>>130905132
>snake flag

>>130892823
>be the only two humans alive
>gee I sure do like this other human but how can I be sure she isn't cucking me
really joggins the noggins

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>>130905737
>satan dindu nuffin

>>130905737
>only humans
>this talking snake is a cool trinket in my dining room or something

>>130897586

>we

>>130904655
Your probably closer to the truth. Jordan Peterson is just pulling shit out of his ass. But it can be interpreted in many was if you wish. Kinda like the Torah is sopose to have.
http://www.hebrew4christians.com/Articles/Seventy_Faces/seventy_faces.html
>The "Seventy Faces" of Torah
>>130904935
I meant to reply to this guy sorry>>130902904 I just want to show the 7th element video.
>>130905689
>>lilith being jewish is a mental illness
>Ooooo
Sorry your right. They scrubbed Lillith because they didn't want people to know whom the Muslims worship

>>130905854
Ugh

>>130905602
>Also, why did God just leave the tree out there so they could have eaten it? Why not protect it with like a moat and crocodiles?
Because he lacks foresight and assumed that people would blindly follow his orders.

>>130905689
What's wrong with the Gadsen flag? It's not really associated with religion, but liberty on Earth.

>>130905941
And that same fertility nonsense speaks on the whole thing. Apollo blah blah

>>130905925
But hes God. Clearly his omnipotence would have given him the foresight? Then again was it was Lucifer that seen his fuckup and exploited it out of spite?

>>130905972
What's nonsense about fertility in Adam and Eve not being a sin? I don't see how mythology relates to this either.

>>130893817
So God is like commies then: "It wasn't real free will. This time will turn out differently I swear."

>>130906121
Maybe he's not as omnipotent as you think. The Bible clearly shows he isn't with his actions.

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>>130905791
>this talking snake is a cool trinket in my dining room or something
Found Satan. Pic related
>>130906121
I don't think God ever said he was omnipotent. Just that he knows all. Like how your daddy always knew when you were lying.
>>130906187
She's partly retarded and disregards or makes up her own facts

>>130892823
Your father was a cuck, for not forcing your mother to abort you.

>>130906414
That still doesn't relate to the first humans' fertility and its relation to evil.

>>130903513
Some theories link the existence of rh +/- blood types to the demon's seed origin theory. Is this just bullshit?

>>130904655
>>130905854
>the bible is referencing modern humanity and their sedentary living and high technology
maybe but I like Petersons interpretation of it better personally.Of course he's pulling shit out of his ass, literally anyone theorizing about the bible is as well

>>130906873
Meh. Thread's gone to shit as expected

>>130894360
Its some retarded mormon shot.

Adam and eve immediately put leaves on themselves after they 'partook of the fruit,' which means they committed a sexual sin

First Even had sex with Satan, then Adam. The offspring of Satan+Eve was Cain, who is the patriarch of what eventually became know as the modern day jews. (not Israel, which was 100% human) Cain had supernatural knowledge of agriculture from the garden, and went on to become Sargon, who supposedly reigned his kingdom for close to 1000 years.

Its weird, but the Bible fully supports this narrative, and mentions other half breeds later, which were destroyed by the flood

>>130906672
Im talking about her>>130905972
I don't even know what she's talking about

>>130897347
300 IQ? Was that an official IQ test or one of those internet ones?

>>130907279
Is this canon in Catholicism?

>>130906414
>tfw no one had the nerve to put the explicit truth on paper
>tfw the snake pounded both their poopers and that is the forbidden fruit they ate
>tfw you really hope this post doesn't get digits

>>130907312
The poster? What assumption is there that a girl is shitposting here?

>>130907396
God was the test proctor so it's pretty reliable

>>130907419
no major christian faction adopts this belief, though a huge number of 'uncounted' christians, much like trump supporters, believe in the serpent seed doctrine

the main publisher of the doctrine was Arnold Murray, now deceased, who of course was utterly despised by jews

he's a good springboard into 'real' christianity, the kind that originates from a relationship with God, and challenges existing beliefs aggressively. You don't have to agree with him to benefit

Yeah i get confused when Genesis talks about Adam's family line and then it mentions in passing that there were other people. Like where did these other people come from.

>>130907763
Well could Adam and Eve still procreate before the first sin, without counting as a sin?

>>130907279
I can believe the Inquistion Popes making this Canon to justify the persecution of the Jews.
But where are you getting King of Sargon Shit? Are the half breeds suppose to be Nephilhim?
>>130907623
The way she post and with her flag. I'm quite certain she's a female or Identifies as one

>>130897067
>ignorant fucktard who doesn't do the research.

>>130907904
If you don't take the Goyim approach, these other people are their descendants. I think in total Adam and Eve had 23 children, but only Cain and Able were specifically mentioned.

>>130907904
See
>>130897347
>>130904056

Are you guys LARPing or actually having a serious discussion about fairy tales?

>>130908014
Whether one identifies with the opposite sex doesn't make it so. He's probably just trying to rebel against the religious nature of the thread.

Testing pls ignore

>>130908353
Then delete.

>>130907927
Of course? But it didn't happen that way. I don't know why it would be a problem. Most of the things stated about 'the tree of knowledge of good and evil' came from Satan's lips, and should be assumed to be lies.

This same line of reasoning concludes that Adam and Eve were not the first humans, and that the '6th day' humans were all the races of the world, and that 2 days later (or perhaps 2000 years later) God created a separate tribe, to be the bloodline through which God himself would be born as Jesus

This is (again, supposedly) why so many of the attacks upon Israel were genetic in nature, and another reason why a prohibition against 'adultery,' which originally meant race mixing, was one of the ten commandments. Satan was well aware that his destruction would come from this tribe, though he didn't yet understand the nature of the death/resurrection plan.

>>130908302
>you guys are discussing thousand years old ideologies? idiots

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>>130908050
The bible basically does a whole Genealogy with ages and shit in Genesis
>>130908302
Go back to sucking Amed and Adjubali's cock EU cuck.

>>130908416
If that were true then it would mean the bible is following the bloodline of Satan, and not the bloodline of Jesus. Jesus claimed to be Abrahamic as the 'Son of Man'.

>>130908050
Seth too, I think

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>>130899745
WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>130908575
>>130908678
I mean followed, not just mentioned.

>>130907927
>>130908416
>>130908661
Ffs

We should burn all of these dead books. Who gives a fuck if a bunch of Roman queers nailed some Jew to a piece of wood? Satan is the only good character in the Bible.

>>130907904
Adam and Eve probably had a bunch of kids whose names were not mentioned in the bible, they were told to be fruitful and multiply. Dudes probably smashed their sisters, incest wasn't forbidden until later in the bible.

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>>130908661
The 'jews' as you know them, are not Israel (or Judah for that matter) The 'jews' are a group of people who adopted/continued the Babylonian Talmud (the traditions of men that make void the word of God)

The 10 tribes of Israel went into Assyrian captivity and later migrated north across the Caucasus mountains into Europe. Bear in mind that this is also the same region that the progenitors of the modern jews were living, so this is not a historically or geographically simple matter.

Look at this picture of the Levitical garments for a clue about who the true Israelites are.

>>130906873
I really think not.
About the nephilim, the Bible never really tells you what happened to them during and after the flood. It describes man, animal and insect dying that weren't on the ark, but that's it.
Going into /x/ territory but:
I really think "aliens" from popular culture are really the nephilim. They escaped the earth before the flood to settle on Mars and other places.

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>>130908416
>and that the '6th day' humans were all the races of the world, and that 2 days later (or perhaps 2000 years later) God created a separate tribe, to be the bloodline through which God himself would be born as Jesus
Source on this please. I've never heard or this. So Jew's are truely our Overlords and Saviors. Truly a noble people, to sacrifice their ownin the holocaust so they could take over the world rather than Satan. They truly are The Lords Chosen. Praise be to the Jew!

>>130908758
There's a Catholic study that follows the lineage of Adam and Eve to Jesus.

http://biblestudyforcatholics.com/

I think it's the 'Great Adventure: A Journey through the Bible'.

>>130908575
Spotted the juice

>>130908977
the bible says that the worshippers of Satan pretend to be jews

the word 'jew' originally means 'a resident of Judea' so we are using words that don't have a specific meaning

your instincts tell you that jews are not the chosen people of God: you are correct

>>130893364
Underrated post,

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS NOT EAT THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT, CJ

>>130908972
I think there may have been some sea creatures with corrupted DNA who survived the flood. Noah and his family were genetically sound but the wives he selected for his sons would not have been. So there was still some bad DNA floating around, Cush and Nimrod seemed to have some of the bad genes

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>>130908952
>Look at this picture of the Levitical garments for a clue about who the true Israelites are.
I don't get it. Are those Babylonian garments, or something?
>>130909172
Oh noes..... So we really are ruled by devil worshipping child rapists

>>130909477
I will make you the father of many nations
Through you, the whole world will be blessed
Your descendants will be as numerous as the sands of the seashore

only one ethnicity on Earth fulfills these promises that God made to Abraham

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>>130909082
I would put it passed the Catholics to fabricate shit. They burned hundreds of tons of books and horde just as much to themselves in secrecy.
>>130908972
>I really think "aliens" from popular culture are really the nephilim. They escaped the earth before the flood to settle on Mars and other places.
They live among us
>>130909632
Who? Cheina? I still don't understand what garments you were hinting at. Being super vauge like this is probably why the Jews really killed Jesus

First sin is not eating the apple
First sin is listening to a woman

>>130892823
>>130893194
Dude blames the woman then blames God

>>130910099
deepest lore
>>130910142
>Dude blames the woman then blames God
Typical man. Can never take responibility for anything.

>>130892823
No, he didn't get cucked by God and did whatever he wanted. there is nothing wrong with eating an apple.

>>130908416
The other tribe that wasn't descended from sin might have been birthed before Adam and Eve sinned. Think about it, it would be a natural bloodline devoid of sin. Of course I doubt this because it would mean Jesus would have to be a direct descendant with no offspring to be the only man without sin. Plus the Bible doesn't follow this bloodline so I take this theory to be BS.

>>130908416
>God created a separate tribe, to be the bloodline through which God himself would be born as Jesus

Yes and it is us Serbs

>>130908948
Be fruitful and subdue has nothing to do with horizontal mambo. If it did could you guarantee me all animals reproduce? They do not

>>130910518
And of course I deny the other non Adamic tribes theory because of Jesus' stated lineage.

>>130892823
Yep, original sin is cuckoldry

God is an alpha motherfucker

>>130910719
I read the KJV so I don't recognize "be fruitful and subdue"
I don't know much about animal fucking, I'm interested in girls

>>130892823
You know, I tried to defend Adam, but I can't. Adam blindly trusted a woman and got BTFO of paradise. A cuck through and through.

>>130892823
They didn't have knowledge of good or evil, so there was no basis for refusing food. Without the fruit you can't determine whether God's instruction or Eve's offer are equal in importance or not.

>>130911075
Holy shit. I'm not even religious, but mind blown.

Now, are christcucks so cucked because they believe that they are free of original sin? So they never think about that story as a part of their ethos?

>>130910945
Huh? Mary was merely a vessel. Jesus was placed within the womb. Mary isn't even his mother merely a surrogate.

Cuck has lost all meaning.

>>130912024
Fags >>>/out/

>>130911435
It was a blessing not a command. You're interested in girls after reading this thread then that was a nice robit response

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>>130910586
https://conchigliadivenere.wordpress.com/2013/05/13/gottfried-sieben-1856-1918-austrian/
It's a shame what the turks did to your noble heritage

>>130912100
Besides. Fruit means what? Does it mean faggot? Or does it mean "good works"? Anyways I'm going to bed

>>130911622
>>130912061
>You know, I tried to defend Adam, but I can't. Adam blindly trusted a woman and got BTFO of paradise. A cuck through and through.
>that flag tho
>>130912200
You still don't make any sense nor have you replied to other peoples responses asking you to explain your inane babble. Your flags a cancer

All cuckstianity is founded on cuckoldry. It isn't religion for white ppl

>>130912200
words can have multiple meanings. When God commands someone to be fruitful and multiplyhe doesn't mean to commit abominations to another man's asshole. That only multiplies AIDS

Adam was a son of God. His downfall was that he loved Eve more than God. God probably would have made him a new piece, he had plenty of ribs left. But it's kind of like how Jesus sacrificed everything because he loved mankind.

>>130912356
>>130912476
Go back on the view

>>130892823
Yes.

>>130911952
But Jesus was part man like Mary. I take it God didn't leave manhood in his blood alone. Also, he again claimed to be the 'Son of Man' and connected his lineage as a descendant of Abraham, seven sets of seven generations afterwards.

>>130912476
Multiply truvada you skank

>>130892823
>get seduced by a woman
>lol what a cuck
It was bad enough already but /pol/ managed to become even shittier during the election

>>130912836
>ignores the first part and the most important part
>post ends in a 6

>>130901688
>Then why didn't he faggot.

>be god
>create programmed puppets that lick your ass because that's all the know
rather than
>create beings with free will that follow you out of their will

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Who was in the wrong here?

>>130913124
Abel deserved it.

>>130912986
God's ultimate plan probably had to do with creating beings with free will so that God could elevate them if they proved loyal so that they would take Lucifer's place and not be alone in making creation.

>>130892823
Eve fell for the slithery snek, that whore.

>>130909354
What do you guys think about Nimrod? I have heard some say that Nimrod and Gilgamesh are the same person.

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BLACKED

>>130912446
Oy vey... Turn the other cheek goyim.
>>130912714
Seriously what mental disorder do you suffer from? I'm genuinely concerned

>>130895555
Checked

>>130912875
>post ends in a 6
Your an enigma...
>>130913124
>>130913198
Yeah. Abel was an alpha cuck running around and hunting like a badass. Whilst cain was tilling the fields and spending his spare time masturbating and fucking goats. Totally deserved it

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>>130913198
Nah, Cain was a petulant, jealous cuck who killed Abel because the latter was getting all the love from Yahweh.
Also;
>Being a cropcuck.
>Not being a shepherd CHAD like your brother so you can offer up that bomb-ass sheep as blood sacrifice and be praised equally.
Cain was a fratricidal brainlet.

>>130913370
>I have heard some say that Nimrod and Gilgamesh are the same person.
Just like how they say Caesar and Jesus ae the same person. The Jews will go to any length to disingenuity religions they themselves created.

>>130892823
of course eve did nothing wrong
womans are an opposition of man
they are beautiful we are not
they are dumb we are smart
they are weak we are strong
etc ect
blaming dumb weak begin for getting tricked is like blaming a kid that didn't listen to the adult
it was adam's fault because instead of slapping dat bitch he fell for her retarded "woman logick"
just like most man these times

>>130893817
I don't know about free will brudda